Friday, October 14, 2016

80s cult siren Monique Sluyter re - posted

As promised here is the original version of my post on 80s cult siren Monique Sluyter while you can see the new version with the new GIFs of my favorite Eurogirl here . It took a while to make the new GIFs but I´m sure you will agree that it was worth it. I may make more in the future but at the moment I´ too busy for that so we will have to wait and see.

Originally posted on Wednesday, July the 27th 2016

Today Monique Sluyter celebrates her 49th birthday, a candidate from my JLA casting series, whom I cast as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special. She was the main reasons to watch TUTTI FRUTTI.

Originally I had posted this in my Ernie Chan tribute post but that got longer and longer so I decided to cut this and give it a post of it´s own.

So far I have always linked to my post about ITALIAN SOCCER MOM SIMONA VENTURA but lately I have added so many new GIFs to the post that it takes forever to load. So here is the new post I will be linking to.

Now for the benefit of new readers who might have missed this I should probably explain what TUTTI FRUTTI was. There was a show called COLPO GROSSO from Italy with some dancers dressed as certain fruits who would dance to a special song and when the last refrain said " chin chin " they popped their tops and the candidates had to bet ( before they opened their tops ) if they had stickers of fruits on one of their breasts or not.

If they had fruits - or rather stickers with fruits - on them the candidates would win points and if they had enough of them they could get the Euro Girls ( which sounds much sluttier now as the official european currency is the Euro ), the women who presented the european nations to strip.

Who could get the most women the most naked was the winner and the points they would score were called country points or Länderpunkte, a word that has become a household expression in Germany. It´s not unusual to hear german tv viewers say : Well, we´re not going to see any Länderpunkte in this movie. Anyway, the show was done to promote the Ecu, the new currency for a United Europe ( no, that really didn´t work out that well ) but the important part was getting to see girls strip.

Although the men always couldn´t remember which girl represented which country and just picked a country at random so often the hottest looking girls never got their turn. Like my favorite, the sexbomb in the middle.

Not only does she have a well rounded butt, legs like you wouldn´t believe and perfectly shaped torpedoes that not only are the right size but also those bikini tan lines that drive me crazy. No, on top of that she looks like the porn version of Princess Stephanie of Monaco who tried her luck as a pop star and after whom every red blooded male lusted after at that time. So since she was my favorite she was not on the Euro Girl´s roster very often and even when she was that didn´t mean she was picked. Which for me was worse then when she was not on the show because if she was not there they couldn´t pick her but if she was there and just wasn´t picked I was cursing like crazy. Anyway, since I first posted this I found a website with a lot of material about TUTTI FRUTTI ( and to which I cannot link because most of the stuff is NSFW ) including some of the names of the Euro Girls but as it couldn´t be any other way her name is not listed.

The show was adapted by various countries and it was called AY QUE CALOR in Spain and TUTTI FRUTTI in Germany. In Germany it was the show nobody watched ( or admitted watching ) but everybody saw.

When it was first shown in the 80s I was doing my military service in Munich and in my room there was cable tv - unlike at home. So every Sunday afternoon I took the ICE to Munich, bought some american comics at the station, went to the barracks, showered, shaved and watched TUTTI FRUTTI before going to sleep. And I always made sure to catch the beginning, I didn´t want to miss the big breasted hottie from the intro.

In Germany the show was hosted by Hugo Egon Balder, Tiziana and Monique Sluyter, who may be responsible for my fixation on Power Girl.

I mean it must have been around the same time when I read Bart Sear´s version of Power Girl in the pages of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and when I saw Monique´s impersonation of Marilyn Monroe on TUTTI FRUTTI.

And since seeing is believing here is the full length video of it :

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that´s the urban legend. Fact is that the artists after him drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines. Till Bart Sears took over the character and buffed her up and returned her to her signature breast size - at least for up until the whole NEW 52 fiasko.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JUSTICE LEAGUE by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on DEFENDERS. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the waiting time in a more adult way.

What can I say ? I was doing my military service in Munich at that time which meant I had a lot of free time on my hands, a room for myself, a vivid imagination and there were practically no women around save those I saw on tv or in comics. So naturally the idea of Animal Man using some kind of pheromones for a threeway with Power Girl piqued my interest.

But back to birthday babe extraordinaire Monique Sluyter, she´s dutch and I have to say I liked her more than Tiziana who always played the goofy part. Not that Monique couldn´t be goofy but she always did it with charme and tongue in cheek humor. It also helped that she is totally hot.

Monique also always had problems with the german pronunciation - although her accent drives men crazy. Wir würfelen mit den Würfelen.

As this is a re - post I get to add new videos from my vast vault but the first one is a video I found Today. It seems RTL plans to do a Tutti Frutti revival and I´m not sure if a new version of the show can succeed since it was very much a product of its time. For some reason there is no sound.

Like in the original Monique Sluyter post here´s a video with The Goddess of Bellydance, Didem Kinali of turkish, romani and yugoslawian descent.

Probably not as famous but not less talented is rumpshake machine Daje Monroe a.k.a. Twerk Monroe and I can´t believe that she has retired. She is too young to end her career and she has just the perfect stripper body.

Speaking of perfect bodies way back when the original Tutti Frutti series was aired in Germany you had to wait until after midnight to watch it or other shows like The Bikini Open where you could see some skin. There was a striptease special hosted by a porn star - Amber Lynn or Ginger Lynn I don´t remember which one but definitely one of the Lynns - and also the Perfect Body Contest. I can´t believe I actually found a clip of the show.

Speaking of perfect bodies, our last video is of Monique Gabrielle famous for Emanuelle 5 in which she played the title character, the french soft sex kitten with the high scream of pleasure factor who rides guys so hard they forget on which side the bedroom doorknob is. I couldn´t post this video previously but because of the nature of this post - anyway, before the other Monique became a soft sex screen legend she participated in contests like The Great American Strip - Off which had a cash prize of 1,000 dollars and Sandahl Bergman and Richard Hatch as judges. Adama !

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Mike B said...

Hi! I enjoy reading your blogs a great deal! Can you tell me who the blonde adult actress (red bra) is, in the three GIFs, please.

SUBZERO said...

That´s 80s porn star Carolyn Monroe.