Now in preparation for this post I went through my old Bob Layton posts ( to make sure I won't include anything that I have posted before ) and after reading my Bob Layton ( and David Micheline and John Romit Jr ) post from 2022 there isn't really much I could add to what I wrote there and since it includes all the important links we can go right into media res. So enjoy the original art I selected for this post - which includes a few personal favourites and the obligatory silver centurion armour - and here's to many more anniversaries for Bob and that he has fun in Korea.
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One of the new characters during Bob Layton's run on IRON MAN was the Scott Lang Ant Man ( who first appeared as Scott Lang in AVENGERS issue 181 and as Ant Man in MARVEL PREMIERE 47 ) co - created by Avengers scribe David Micheline, Bob Layton and then Avengers artist John Byrne .
As Brian Cronin details in this post over at his homebase COMIC BOOK RESOURCES writer David Micheline liked to give the characters he wrote certain unique personality traits and in Scott Lang's case it was making sometimes obscure tv show and movie references. In the movies they kept some of that like with calling one of his ants " Ant Onio Banderas " although that could also be the obligatory Marvel humour at work instead of a nod to the source material. Anyway, if you want to know how that started in the comicbooks and if any of the writers following David Micheline continued with this personality trait check out the post.
Today the Scott Lang Ant Man is the one most people are familiar with from the MCU and it made sense to use this iteration of Ant Man since in the movies Tony Stark took over a lot of things Pym did in the comics.
In the Marvel comicbooks Tony Stark doesn't have nearly the genius level intellect that he displays in the movies and is more a brilliant weapons designer / electronic devices manufacturer. I guess it made more sense in the movies to have Tony Stark as the Avenger's super brain instead of splitting that role up into Tony Stark and Hank Pym but since Tony took over protagonism from Hank Pym - like creating Ultron which is the one thing that has haunted Hank Pym ever since - there was not much for Hank Pym left to do in the movies which is why they went straight to the Scott Lang Ant Man and had Hank Pym more in a kind of mentor role.
And mind you, I am not saying that this is a bad thing because it actually does make sense in the movies I am just pointing out that Hank Pym is a much more interesting and multi faceted character in the comicbooks.
For all those self proclaimed Marvel fans who only know the character from the movies who will be very surprised to find what a huge role Hank Pym Ant Man has in the comicbooks especially in the AVENGERS.
brian cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has an article about how Iron Man got suspended for a week by the Avengers for slacking off as a superhero
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We come to a rare YouTube find and one of the big heroes from my misspent childhood because Johnathan Hart is what I always thought a self made millionaire like Tony Stark a. k. a. THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN would be without the fateful accident that put him on the path to be an ironclad crime fighter. Still fighting crime but without the armour and with an ultimate blow up sex doll like Stefanie Powers as a trophy wife.
She is best known as Jennifer Hart from the cult series Hart To Heart or like it was known in german Hart aber herzlich ( which means something along the lines of Hard but heartfelt ). Stefanie Powers was one of the biggest Sexbomben from my youth based on her role in that hit show.
With her hourglass figure and 36C - 23 - 36 measurements she was one of the MILFS I first had the hots for before the term MILF was introduced.
She was the perfect trophy wife with the pornstar body that everybody dreamed about and wore a lot of lingerie and negligees - mostly when she was in bed with Johnathan which probably were Robert Wagner´s second favourite scenes to film. His favourite scenes where without any doubt the more riskier ones like when they were in the bathtub - naked.
Not that the audience got to see much of it since the good parts were covered by foam but I´m sure Robert was all over every inch of her body.
They always said their relationship was only platonic but I can´t believe Robert dicktamed a living blow up sex doll like Stephanie not even once.
Speaking about absolute men milking machines, when I was watching the show I didn´t know how Jennifer and Johnathan met but because she had more curves than the Nürnburgring and her whole attitute where she would use phrases like " Hello, sailor. " ( granted, I had no idea what that meant but it sounded like something a bad girl would say ) I assumed she had worked as a prostitute for the rich, famous and well hung, the main attraction of a show like the Moulin Rouge or the Crazy Horse, a famous actress for porn movies or an exotic dancer who got naked in front of a crowd of drunk truckers in a seedy bar where Johnathan discovered her and fulfilled every guy´s dream : marrying a hooker, pornstar or stripper.
Well, I did some research and thanks to the internet I know that there are episodes that explore their backstory. Of course my phantasie of Jennifer earning a living by doing what she was born to do - get naked and slamfuck giant cocks six ways to Sunday until they are completely dry - didn´t turn out to be true. Instead Jennifer had a less honest job working as a reporter and their story started when Jennifer failed to get an interview with Johnathan. Which for me is even harder to believe than that she didn´t work as a callgirl or stripper because which straight guy in his right mind could refuse an interview with an ultimate men - milking machine like Stephanie Powers ? I mean, even if someone could resist her charms she would just wrap those endless legs around his neck and deepthroat the dickens out of him before relentlessly pounding his cock into submission. So according to my head canon IF Jennifer did not work as a hooker, porn film star or stripper - which does not rule out the possibility that she worked her way through college in these professions - she finally managed to get her interview with Johnathan by surprising him - completely naked - in his hotel bedroom taking oral dick - tation.
After a weeklong ejaculation sensation squirt orgy Johnathan married her on the spot because he knew that so well trained nympho sluts who are complete oral deepthroat sex freaks and well versed in every known position and can endure such rigorous drilling are very hard to cum by.
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Speaking of pioneers of the digital world, one of the ideas that has been explored in science fiction in regards to the virtual reality is of course cybersex and who wouldn't love to have a digitized version of real life blow up sex doll ASMR Amy to live out all his secret sexual phantasies ?
It has been a while since I posted a video of ASMR Amy and I feel that we have been spoiled by her super sexualised antics because after reaching the erotic zenith with her bonerinducing Lara Croft cosplay ( especially if you have been able to find the topless version where she lets her 36F boobs hang loose ) all her new videos felt kind of tame in comparison.
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
I still couldn't find her video where she is a horny doctor conducting a sex - periment and also popping out her gazongas which was one of my favourites that got deleted when the memory card on my cell phone stopped working and I had to re - format it. Which naturally deleted everything that was on it and as usual I hadn't thought to make a copy.
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ONCE YOU HAD BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK : SEX EMPRESS ELLIE !
And the gods are also my cue for more videos with voluptous afro - american aphrodite Ellie the Empress who - if anything - would be a sex goddess or at least the goddess of fertility who can heal every erectile disfunctions. Anyway, since the two lingerie try on hauls I wanted to post both got an age restriction ( so you know they are good ) and I already posted all of her bikini and swimwear try on haul videos here are a few videos with her trying on dresses and lingerie and it is not just by chance that two of the brands she is trying on are called aphrodite and amazon.
As it is slowly becoming a tradition on this blog I am also including a different video with Ellie the Empress and in this case it is of her trying some treats. Also the way her giant - sized chocolate melons fill out her plunging cleavage Ellie is the real treat here. Damn, it is one of the big unsolved mysteries of the universe that baffles the philosophics how a nubian Busenwunder like her didn't end up in porn. By the way, all those new blog visitors who want to know more about her personal background might want to check out the first part of my spotlight on Tom Grummet's run of THE NEW TITANS where she talks about her time in the military as well as part two where she goes into depth about working in a prison.
I WANNA BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR : ELLIE'S BOOB CAMP TAMING !
Yes, that surprised me too because with her titanic twin torpedoes you might assume that Ellie would have done a lot of troop entertainment in her tour or at least have been a " barrack bunny " ( I just learned the term from this live stream ) but according to Ellie she was not sexually harassed because she was a late bloomer even if she later made more than up for that with her bonerinducing 44H - 24 - 34 measurements.
She claims that she was not as busty back then and always concealed her pornstar measurements with her baggy uniform. Also there were like 60 girls in her unit and four guys so you know that all them horny girls were milking those lucky dudes 24 / 7 until they could not get it up anymore.
And to think that they made that unit because the horny soldiers were constantly slamfucking the girls who were working at the supply unit and the officials were tired of female soldiers getting pregnant all the time.
Boy, did that plan backfire. Although for the four guys this was probably heaven on earth : each one had 15 girls as their private blow up sex dolls to use at their hearts content without the need of sexually assaulting a woman in uniform. Which is always a serious problem in the US military.
MY CLASSMATE WITH THE SECRET RUSS MEYER TWIN TORPEDOES !
Now there might be some guys who might find it hard to believe that she could successfully hide her booming pornstar body - even if she did not have the huge tits she would get later at the tender age of 18 - just with a baggy uniform but as I learned from personal experience we sometimes can't see the forest for the trees. Or rather the tits for the stripper pole.
I have already told this story but when I was doing my job training as a car mechanic at the Deutsche Bundesbahn in Stuttgart our parallel class at the trade school ( in Germany they have the dual learning system where you are taught physically by learning how to repair cars but also theoretically in a school ) was from Daimler Benz - better known as Mercedes in Amerika - and they always had better tuition and material because they had more money. There was even a girl in the group and I did have some of the usual interactions - interchanging notes on school matters or supplying homework when one was ill - but since she was a bit mousy and looked pretty plain I didn't get more involved with her.
Which I should have but you are always wiser in hindsight. Anyway, fast forward a year and we were doing one of these activities that you do with your trade school class and the choice was either go ice skating or swimming. Since I never was good at ice skating I opted to go swimming as did the girl from my parallel class and my jaw literally hit the floor when she came out of the changing stall in a bikini and had the biggest breasts that I had ever seen. At least in real life. As longtime followers of the blog know I had seen my share of porn movies up to that point and this girl could have given famous british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young's giantsized implants a run for her money with her massive melons.
Suddenly I was very interested to talk to her but I was still a bit awkward and shy around women at that time so that another Bundesbahn pupil who was more experienced at talking to girls stole my thunder. All I could do was drool over her from afar and wave goodbye as the guy accompanied her home. Damn, I'm sure he fucked her brains out too.
Anyway, all I want to say is that sometimes women can hide their bodies even if they have huge tits. And if you don't believe my story just think about React channel Busenwunder Haley who managed to hide her giant - sized pornstar melons from the male audience for quite some time. But that's enough of a rant from me and let's get back to Ellie the Empress.
DEEPTHROATING BIG DICKS : TROOP ENTERTAINMENT ELLIE STYLE !
Ellie also admits that she did have two military boyfriends during her service - who definitely were banging the living daylights out of her and wearing their schlongs out dick - taming her into submission - and that once she was in her civilian clothes that fit like a second skin and her huge titties hanging all out all the guys in the army were hitting on her.
I am not sure if I believe that she never had any crazy sex adventures during her service with the " drill instructor " during " booty camp " month but the army's loss is the internet's gain. What I am not sure of is if I understood correctly is her comment that usually her live streams are NSFW and can't be uploaded to YouTube. Does it really mean what I think ? And if so where can I find the uncensored versions of the sex streams ?
DOING HARD TIME AND HARD DICKS : ELLIE TAMED BEHIND BARS !
And not only has this nubian blow up sex doll been a soldier but also a correctional officer which are two jobs where people think they must have the highest rate of sexual assault so she must have gotten a lot of dick in her line of work. Well, as with the first Q & A session this will definitely shatter a lot of your illusions because while female soldiers are gangraped at an alarming rate by their fellow soldiers and direct superiors most sexual transgressions in prisons happen TO inmates and the perpetrators are either other inmates or the guards. And while I am not quite sure if I totally believe that she was never sexually assaulted by an inmate during her time at prison I also don't think that an ultimate men milking machine with a porn star body like Ellie would use inmates as her sex toys when she can seduce any man she wants outside of jail.
She was a bit cryptic about a fellow female officer that got in trouble for slambanging a prisoner and got labelled as a sex offender and there is a comment about a case with a nymphomanic female prison guard using all the inmates like personal breeding stallions but I don't think it was Ellie.
Or maybe she was also milking well hung prisoners dry but at least was clever enough not to get caught. I also believe that she knew very well which risks she was running being in a prison with a lot of horny guys who didn't have sex for weeks or months since she herself said that if you are a 6 outside of the prison you are a 10 in prison ( I would say that outside of prison Ellie is at least a 12 so in prison she would be a 16 or higher ) and all eyes will be on you plus she went on record that she always was wearing a jacket to cover up her Playmate Of The Year body and didn't put on a lot of make up. It's the same reason why she was sending back so many female visitors when they were dressed up too sexy when she was working in the visiting facilities because she knew they would make the inmates too horny and then afterwards the inmates would vent their sexual frustrations pounding her body into submission.
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS : THEIR SCHLONGS WERE TOO BIG FOR ELLIE
At the beginning Ellie recounted how initially she wanted to work with juvenile delinquents but then dropped it very quickly and you don't have to be a great detective to deduce that the main reason why she decided to go in a different direction was that with teenagers their hormones are running wild and when you have juvenile delinquents who get a gigantic erection just by a stiff wind and who are at their sexual peak where they can stay erect all night long while squirting load after load and you add a big breasted wet dream like Ellie to the equation then the penetration sensation fuck marathon where these serial rapists in training take turns slam - banging Ellie's brains out six ways to Sunday is already inevitable.
So instead she first worked at a female prison which naturally did not work out that well since all inmates wanted to fight with her because - surprise - contrary to the SJW propaganda that all women are instantly friends and that it's the men causing all their trouble women always see other women as enemies or at least as competition. Breast envy is real.
So Ellie transferred to a men's prison where work was way easier for her.
According to her she was not sexually assaulted because that is frowned upon by inmates and they don't like men who even hit women in general.
And while I find it hard to believe that nothing ever happened to her I can understand that if she was in a correctional facility with more white collar crime and less violent offenders like serial rapists most inmates would not make a pass on her because they didn't want to get trouble.
SHE'S NOT TOO LEGIT TO QUIT : HOW ELLIE AVOIDED SEXUAL ASSAULT
And she did admit that there were some inmates who tried to hit on her, that she had to hide from the inmates and that if she did not manage to avoid them they would stare at her and cat call her and that she quit because she wanted to get out before they did something worse to her.
Also she wouldn't go back to work as a prison guard because all inmates have their prison cells plastered with Ellie's nude OnlyFans pictures so it would be awkward for her knowing that they're all whacking off to that.
ALL WELL HUNG PRISON GUARDS HAD TO PASS HER SEX INSPECTION !
What she did not mention was if she banged many of her fellow prison guards - she said that she was always looking if there were well - hung guards at every prison she went to and that she had sex with at least one - but from what I read about female police officers you can be sure that they threw her one hell of a blanket party where all the male staff took turns drilling every orifice of her body and wearing their dick out on her.
I still find it hard to believe that some prison did not want to hire such an ultimate sexbomb because if I was the guy doing the job interview and I would get an afro american aphrodite like Ellie in my office whose body is like liquid sexual chocolate with two such titanic twin torpedoes I would instantly hire her and completely Harry Weinstein her ass 24 / 7.
But she did admit that she worked a lot of night shifts and her colleagues surely bet her she could not get herself out of handcuffs and when they had her cuffed practiced giving female prisoners a full cavity search.
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ASSENTIAL ALIZEE ASKS VOULEZ - VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR ?
Today's episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele features a few cult sirens ( quite literal ) from my misspent youth like Bonnie Tyler, Jennifer Rush, the spanish 38B - 25 - 33 Marilyn Monroe Marta Sanchez, 38B - 24 - 37 bellydance goddess Shakira, ravishing 40B - 24 - 33 sex volcano Paulina Rubio, natural born 40C - 23 - 33 stripper virgin Madonna or wardrobe malfunction prone 40D - 25 - 37 Busenwunder Monica Naranjo but the reason why I decided to include this video in the post is ultimate 36B - 24 - 33 rumpshaker Alizée who comes in around the 47:27 minute mark.
Strangely enough, the last time I mentioned Alizée - back on the 23rd of August 2019 - I also mentioned the David Micheline / Bob Layton / John Romita Jr IRON MAN run so I think it's only fitting to include her in this section since she celebrated her 40th birthday on the 21th of August.
Coming back to the last time I mentioned alluring Alizée, I wrote that the chances of her making a repeat appearance on the blog were rather slim unless I would happen upon some new high quality animated GIFs of her bonerinducing fertility dance since I already included all the GIFs available at that time in her official cult siren entry from 2016 and I am sad to report that on that front ( or rather back ) not much has changed.
What hASS happened here is that I came across a lot of videos of Alizée's erection guaranteeing live performances and since it hASS been over five years since her last visit and you never know how long these videos last I have decided to bend the rules a bit for my spanish followers and make a jump to France for their music video of the day. ASS you can see by the video above Alizée also made a huge impact in Spain and I am sure many males from my generation remember her mesmerizing buttocks fondly.
I found a whole plethora of her live performances so I am - of course - starting with the ones for J'En Ai Marre or like they called it on spanish tv el baile del pescadito or the fish dance in english. For a long time I didn´t know what they meant but the main focus of her performance is her butt which she wiggles very expertly and there is a small red fish right above her right butt cheek. Anyway, on one side I couldn't include all of her live performances of that song - especially since there are also variations of every performance that I wanted to post - so I am sticking to her bASST ones which are three. And if you have already seen Alizée do the sexy fish dance chances are high it was from one of these three.
Our first batch of videos is from her live performance on a show about the number one song in France - at least if I remember my french lessons correctly ( and I am not talking about oral sex here ) and the reason why I am including it here is that around halfway through her performance there is what I like to call a censorship banner with a call in number that covers most of Alizée's bASSt parts. I am including the french versions and the english version and I am not sure why there are multiple french versions - maybe one of them is the studio version - BUTT I am posting all of them just in case one or two of them get taken down by YouTube.
With this batch we have an even bigger censorship banner but contrary to what one might expect you get to see more of Alizée's perfect bubble butt in this one because they disappear before she starts with her hyper sexual hip movements. Again various french versions and the english one.
Our last batch of videos are from her live performances on the show Tubes D'Un Jour, Tubes De Toujour on french channel TF1 and there are no censorship banners in this one so we have butt cheeks galore with a few very nice close ups. Again the french and english versions included.
And last but not least just in case all of the other videos get taken down here is a remix with the bASSt moments from various live performances.
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