Thursday, December 18, 2025

Comic Titan Thursday with Mark Texeira - 2

I still haven't finished including all the necessary videos in THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES Christmas post and when I was reminded that Yesterday was Mark Texeira's birthday I didn't think that I had enough material for another tribute post for his iconic run on GHOST RIDER .

Because that is my default setting for Mark Texeira. I know that he has also worked on other series like BLACK PANTHER, HEX, MOON KNIGHT, PUNISHER or WOLVERINE but the first thing that always comes to mind is the 1990s GHOST RIDER series which I was reading as it was coming out.

So I was thinking about doing a GHOST RIDER post with only some Mark Texeira material or doing a Mark Texeira post with stuff from different comicbooks but thankfully after doing a bit of research on the internet I have not only enough material for a full - blown Mark Texeira GHOST RIDER post but there may be even more Mark Texeira posts in the future.

However unlike in past instances the next post will be about something else because as longtime followers of the blog know Bart Sears birthday falls on the same day as Mark Texeira's birthday and I always try to do at least one post for each especially since Bart Sears birthday gives me an excuse to talk about my favourite super heroine DC Comics Power Girl .

But Today's post is about all things GHOST RIDER and since I have written a number of posts on GHOST RIDER - as well as on Mark Texeira - plus I also want to get to the Bart Sears birthday post with plenty of Power Girl goodness as quickly as possible let us just get right to the good stuff !

vengeance

vengeance stuff

vengeance links

vengeance videos

howard mackie

the start of the 90s

took them a while to put out an omnibus

ghost rider crossover

breast music reactions

I don't like the second ghost rider movie

christmas evil

change up your christmas watch list

hobgoblins vs munchies

munchies

tenebrae

muppets christmas

midnight rental

al bundy christmas sadly not a full episode

sitcom christmas

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Anyway, I stumbled upon a whole truckload of high quality videos - and a lot of these will find their way into future posts once I have sorted them all out - which included a lot of videos with the original screaming 42DD ( at least if not DDD or EE ) - 25 - 39 Mimi ( because you know that she's not a moaner in the bedroom, she's a screamer and it must be such a turn on to make her do those high pitched screams ) Mariah Carey a.k.a. the nubian sex goddess with a body of sound made to give men pleasure.

Speaking of - literal - cult siren Mariah Carey's special qualities, in past posts I mentioned that I think her " official " breast size on the internet of 38D must have been somebody's idea of a joke because there was no way that her breasts are only a meagre 38D. Don't get me wrong, a 38D breast size is impressive in itself no matter which woman is sporting it.

But for Mariah Carey ? Come on. Around the time of the Annual Golden Globe Awards in 2010 her boobs had been confirmed as being a 38DD and by the time she did the Christmas video with Justin Bieber her giant - sized jingle bells had grown a few sizes so she must have been a 40DD.


Or at least a 39DD. Well, Today I went googeling again and lo and behold one of the websites listed her breast size as a 42D. Which I am much more okay with although I personally think 42DD or 42E is more realistic.


But I'll take that as a win. Now everybody who is a devoted follower of the blog knows that Mariah Carey is not only one of my favourite artists and performers but also in my top five of all time wet sexual phantasies.

Which makes it all the more unbelievable that it took me until 2020 to finally give her the full blown cult siren entry she so clearly deserved.

Before that I only included her in the second post with alternatives for my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series although I was not so sure about which role I would have given the double dee diva.


What I am sure about is that I would go as far as cast her as a character that was formerly male ( with all the times that Hollywood did a gender swap for movies this would be one time where audiences would actually benefit from that more than unfortunate trend ) or even create a brand new character just to have the mega stacked songstress in the movie.

Maybe even with a nude scene since she was clearly born for that and we only owe it to a cruel twist of fate that she never made a career in porn.

I mean, even adult comicbook artist Kevin J. Taylor ( best known for his THE GIRL series ) thought so since he modelled the star of many of his stories - oral sex addict Jill a.k.a. the Seventh Blowjob Boobwonder Of The World a.k.a. the Dicktaming Deepthroat Diva after Mariah Carey.

And who am I to argue with such a mega talented master of the craft ?

Also it wouldn´t be the first time Mariah Carey has shown off her two huge talents in a bikini or swimsuit. She really got nothing to hide and with her current overdeveloped chest we can hope the director puts Mariah´s breast side into a micro bikini so we can get some nipple slips.

NO, I´M NOT A MEGA STACKED SEX - TOON I´M JUST BUILT THAT WAY !

Speaking of Born For Porn blow up sex doll Mariah Carey´s giant - sized chesticles and overall bonerinducing measurements which would be put to better use starring topless - or at least wearing a wet t - shirt with giant holes so that it leaves nothing to the imagination - in her music videos, I´m not the only one who has her as the star of his wet dreams.


Everybody wants to get a double breasted dick massage with her massive melons and if you need any proof that the whole world is obsessed with Mariah Carey´s overdeveloped oppai is that after her performance at the 2014 BET Awards it was impossible to find good pictures of Jessica Rabbit because hot pictures of Mariah Carey kept popping up. Yep, that´s right, Screaming Mimi was the first thing that came to mind when the sexiest - and the most voluptuous - toon sexbomb in toon history was mentioned.

Which is obvious when you see her generously cleavaged dress ( from which sadly nothing popped out ) together with her hair and Mariah´s stunning porn star measurements. It just shows how ingrained in the pop culture Jessica Rabbit is that not only everybody knows who she is but that it´s the first comparison people - at least all the reporters - have in mind when it comes to a sexy singer who sings at the top of her chest.

mariah carey full set no pun intended

mariah carey naughty list

mariah carey breast talk show cleavages

mariah carey on viaje al centro de la tele

studio alf

We come to the obligatory section of anime intro songs for the anime video of the day and Holy Oppai Overload, Batman, if I have said it once I have said it a thousand times, this girl definitely knows how to rock those tight t - shirts. Can you imagine her at a wet t - shirt competition with her protruding porn puppies stretching out those tiny t - shirts that are smaller than a napkin and her complete wet nipples on full display ?


But aside from my hasian fetish and the singer's hot looks - I think her name is Alf at least that is all I could find on her the rest of the results were all about some obscure 80s sitcom with an alien - she does have a lot of oral skills. I mean vocal skills. Well, probably also impressive oral skills because you know what they say : life sucks but asian girls swallow.


Or was it life sucks but asian girls deepthroat ? In any case, she has some really big pipes on her ( and she can sing too ), the outfits always match the song and one big reason why I wanted to put her on the blog is that she - or Studio Alf for that matter - cover a lot of songs from hit animes.


Now coming back to the singer as the observant person of culture may have noticed all the videos have one thing in common and that is Alf rocking that tight short shirt look. I would not describe her as an asian Busenwunder with huge breasts but on the other hand she does have an impressive chest size when you compare it to your average asian woman.


Especially when she is wearing those shirts that cling to her body like a second skin. She has two really big talents and I would love to re - enact some scenes from my favourite hentai series with her in a no tell motel.


Especially one that I will write about a bit more further down the line.


And you can find my breast choices for casting hasian blow up sex doll Alf in a hentai movie in my SPIDER - MAN MONTH posts , the first part is in my spotlight on Erik Larsen's RETURN / REVENGE OF THE SINISTER SIX storyline , the second one in my spotlight on the rest of Erik Larsen's run on the Spider - Man titles and the third - and up until now final part - in my latest spotlight on John Romita Sr. run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN .


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cynthia rothrock

Coming back to asian cult siren Alf and the special hentai series that I would like to re - enact with her regular blog visitors might have already suspected that I was of course thinking of the new hentai series Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation also known as Semen Extraction Ward a.k.a. Big Breasted Nymphomanic Nurses Of The Extreme Deepthroat Sperm Extraction Ward Dicktame Young Horsecock With Their Giant - Sized XXL Boobs and I would also include the girls from the 2018 and the 2019 Miss Bikini Korea contest and martial arts Busenwunder Cynthia Rothrock ( to whom we will come a bit further down this section ) in that hot line up.

In the hentai series a young lad by the name of Yamada who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces more sperm than his body can store and if he does not ejaculate the excess semen every three hours his balls will explode is admitted to a hospital for special treatment.

The guy already did his best to manage it on his own but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff horsecocks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were gentically engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge pulsating erection and to suck it dry.


So everything would be fine for Yamada if the first buxom nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case - Tachibana a.k.a. " begrudging nurse " - was not less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.


What should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that Yamada needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces Tachibana to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her long legs like a fillipino hooker and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion during the height of insemination month.


For some reason among all the sexual practices the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake because Krissy was clearly built for this.


The nurses in the series all have special names and my first choice would be to cast Alison Armitage as Hiramatsu a. k. a. " demotivational nurse " a big - breasted sexbomb that he gets assigned to in part four and who Yamada finally gets to slamfuck in every way to his hearts content. And the role for Cynthia would be nurse Kiritani from the eight instalment.

In the hentai nurse Kiritani a.k.a. " black hearted nurse " is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown because she dicktamed all well endowed guys and then left them as sex zombies and we could leave that as part of her backstory if it even comes up. Anyway, like I said in the fourth part Yamada gets a rare breather and finally gets to slamfuck Hiramatsu to his heart's content but alas things can't last and from that on he gets treated worse and worse in every new part until the recent high point - or low point if you see it from Yamada's point of view - namely part eight in which Kiritani uses him as her personal living dildo after having forced some of the other nubile nurses to get destroyed by his always ready cock ( which at this point is extremely well trained ).

Of course not all of the nurses have to be ordered to milk Yamada's big erection dry as some of those sperm hungry sluts are very anxious to live out all of their most perverted sex fantasies with his constantly hard on and are only too willing to become Kiritani's merciless squirt enforcers.

That's the role that I have in mind for Alf, she would be great as one of Kiritani's deepthroat addicted nymphomanic ejaculation enforcer nurses and with her bonerinducing Playmate Of The Month body I would cast her as Yamaguchi a.k.a. " Violent Nurse " because it would be epic to see demure Alf go completely gonzo on a huge horsecock trying to break it in half or at least completely wear his dick out - whatever happens first.

Although I would cut down on the violent stuff and concentrate more on Alf's qualities as an ultimate men milking machine with a lot of scenes where she pounds Yamada's cock into submission. As the resident stunt cock I would have to rehearse them extensively at a luxurious five star hotel with a soundproof bedroom because if her music videos are any indication this asian ejaculation sensation is a screamer not a moaner.

Yamaguchi is Yamada's assigned sperm extraction specialist in part three and she does a lot of kinky stuff like giving him electro shocks or using self made sex toys on his dick but the best part is when she grabs him by the ankles and uses him like a living walking dildo. No, I mean the worst.

I wouldn't cut that out completely but in this case I would let somebody else handle this since I would not survive this kind of treatment. In any case I would probably keep it very short - just enough to show it in a flashback - and instead concentrate on Yamaguchi's return in part eight.

Especially since that is the part with Kiritani that I would most definitely put into the movie. Like I mentioned Kiritani has a few enforcer nurses to subdue Yamada and Yamaguchi is brought in in part eight to soften him up so that Kiritani can have her way with her. But when Yamaguchi starts riding Yamada like a breeding stallion during insemination month reverse cowgirl style she is in for a rude awakening as he not only goes in all the way but his dick is much bigger than she remembers completely stretching her out. Totally shocked the dizzy Yamaguchi starts cursing and asking Yamada if the nurses assigned to him after her developed his cock to this ultimate form all the while pounding away at him like crazy.

I think Alf could really deliver a spectacular performance and to get the breast of her big talents I would make this an extended scene so she can vent all her repressed nymphomanic penetration sensation urges on me.

As for Kiritani not only does she love to dicktame young horsecocks to become well trained sex slave like obedient dogs she also loves using the most potent aphrodisiacs on her patients and tests the newest creation of the hospital's head nurse - an extremely potent and very dangerous one - on Yamada which makes his cock grow to a ridiculous size but also his balls grow as big as tennis balls as they produce so much semen that he ejaculates three times only because Kiritani showed him her boobs.

I think with her bonerinducing ass that rivals Street Fighter's Chun Li and her ability to spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute when she does the splits Cynthia Rothrock would have been perfect for this role.

Especially after she augmented her breasts to pornstar size to play a cop who is used as bait for a serial rapist in Tiger Claws - and it would be epic to see her impale herself on a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg and pump it dry until the last drop without any mercy.


Also newer visitors to the blog should check out my second post on Joe Staton's GREEN LANTERN run where I wrote at length about Cynthia Rothrock's career as well as the first Tiger Claws movie ( they really did turn this into a trilogy ) which was the first movie where Cynthia got to show off her new and vastly improved 40C ( ! ) - 25 - 37 measurements.


The movie opens on a typical metropolitan street where we see a big breasted hooker with black hair being followed by well, a slightly creepy and less hygienic version of me. While we don´t exactly know who he is we get the impression right away he is somebody who is obviously up to no good and doesn´t care if the busty hooker notices him following her.


We also see a police officer who is not very good at being undercover keeping tabs on the hooker who is obviously their bait for the pervert.

But he gets distracted by some ass and I have to call foul on this because the hooker he was should follow is way hotter than the slut who distracts him. Anyway, the hooker ends up in a deserted back alley where the guy who has probably not showered in over a month makes some unwanted advances to her to which she responds by beating the crap out of him !


As the sex offender ( billed as Psycho Rapist in the credits which sounds a lot like those cheap 80s sexploitation movies ) is captured and arrested by the police guy - who arrives only after everything important happened which is a staple of movies as well as real life - we learn that the busty hooker was wearing a black wig and that it´s really Cynthia Rothrock in disguise who . . . whoa wait a minute. The hooker IS Cynthia Rothrock ?


When did she get such huge melons and where has she been hiding those amazing sweater puppies all the time ? I did a bit of research and it is rumoured she got some enhancements ( 40C - 25 - 37 ) but when I first saw that movie I was not prepared for Cynthia´s giant double airbags.


At that moment I was ready to see Cynthia Rothrock slutting it up a few notches and going undercover on a few more cases of serial rapists with giant monstercocks who sexually assault women with exceptionally huge breasts to use her banging hardbody and an even sluttier wardrobe that leaves nothing to the imagination especially where her brand new giant - sized porn implants are concerned to lure more sexual predators into a trap - with the occasional smart one getting the upper hand on her so we see some hot sex scenes where up to four guys tag - team up to slamfuck every orifice in her pornstar body or at least have Cynthia getting naked a few more times - but my hopes were dashed pretty quick as we learn that she was just on loan to the vice police for this special case, that it was just a one time thing and there will be no encore performances.


She probably would have been open to play the bait on a few more cases if that stupid cop hadn't lost sight of her so that she had to take out the perverted perp herself. Because she can see the writing on the wall and if a vice unit f - words up an easy sting operation like this one you can be sure that they also botch other ops where it is more likely that Cynthia ends up on her back handcuffed to a bed in a sex dungeon while a bunch of sex starved criminals have their way with her as I just described. So we have to say goodbye to Cynthia´s hooker outfit but she makes up for this with a nice pink sweater and boy, does she know how to wear this.


The plot of the movie is told quickly : because of a series of murders using the Tiger Claw technique the resident martial arts specialist of the police and Cynthia Rothrock are brought in to investigate. This being the 80s the guy is of course played as a loner who doesn´t want a partner ( they still do that in cop movies ) and especially not a woman because this kind of work is too dangerous. So Cynthia has to prove herself to her new partner and ultimately they become a good team. I don´t remember if they also become romantically involved but it´s possible. I mean, she is built like a brick sh*t house and with that haircut and the way Cynthia stretches out the sweater I´m getting almost Power Girl like vibrations.


In any case, the main appeal of the movie lies less in the intricate story and more in the execution. Especially the parts with Cynthia who shows that she not only has great martial arts skills and a great rack but also the great ASS - ets to go with it. Ming - Na Wen redeemed herself later through Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. but I still think that Cynthia Rothrock would have been a better Chun Li in the Street Fighter movie.

I was always disappointed that we didn´t get to see more of Cynthia Rothrock´s stunning physique in her films but it was totally not her fault.


As I learned much later Cynthia Rothrock always wanted to do riskier scenes and was willing to show more skin ( After all what is the use of training your hardbody to physical perfection if you can´t show it ? Especially if you are an actress where your body is one of your main factors determining what roles you get and what you are paid. ) but her stupid agent always vetoed it who for some inexplicable reason thought it would hurt her market value as a female martial arts star if she did nude scenes. Thankfully Cynthia did manage to get her way in many Femme Fatales issues much to the delight of all her drooling male fans.

And she was finally allowed to strut her stuff in films like Fatal Passion, Undefeatable and especially Sworn to Justice which does not only star Cynthia in the title role of a woman out on revenge but she produced it.

So you know that it is going to kick ass. It also shows ass since the top heavy blonde is aware what movie goers want to see and so shows a lot of her body. She even serves up a brief look at her twin trophies in a lovemaking scene. It’s her only skin on screen to date, so enjoy it guys !


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robocop saves christmas

saber rider and the star sherrifs christmas and robocop

trish stratus and molly holly part two

debra puppy power

kimberly page I can't believe I haven't posted these yet

glow with amy

atlantic grand prix wrestling

king of the ring

hulk hogan vs biker gang

hulk hogans rock and wrestling

the two breast reasons to watch wrestling

santo and draculas treasure

santo versus the knights of death

german cult wrestling show catch up this is the last episode I have I saved this for last because we only have joe williams in this show

it started with this video

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teodora concert

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gremlins

One of the best things - if not THE best thing - in the first two Gremlin movies is without a doubt cult siren Phoebe Cates who was the IT girl and the number 1 wet dream for all males growing up in the 80s and no other female celebrity embodied the spirit of that decade like Phoebe.

Because hot Phoebe is just the total package : not only a breathtakingly stunning beauty with an easy going down to earth persona and one of the best smiles. She is also smoking hot and the nice girl next door as well as the secret oral nymphomaniac that dicktamed the entire football team.


She is as good at playing the nice girl next door we all wish we had as a girlfriend so we can introduce her to our mother in Gremlins as being the most wanted sexbomb on campus that you would make sure to never introduce her to your Dad because he would totally steal her and make her his new personal blow up sex doll in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.


On top of her incredible beauty and a body that was made for porn with its 35C - 23 - 35 measurements she is an exotic mix of russian, chinese and filipino descent so you know that she is a natural born men milking machine who can spread her long legs better than a filipino prostitute.


Just ask her husband, Kevin Kline who played a gay teacher in In & Out but is definitely not gay in real life since he hooked up with an ultimate sex machine like Phoebe Cates. Speaking of gay, the military used Phoebe Cates nude scenes from Paradise as a test to determine if somebody really was gay or only pretended to be gay until a lawyer vetoed the use of that material arguing that the sight of Phoebe Cates nude body would give even the most gay soldiers an instant erection.


Coming back to the lucky S.O.B. Kevin Kline, he married Phoebe Cates in 1989 when she was 25 and he was 41 and he has been banging her for the last 40 years. Man, that's your life goal accomplished right there !


Marry a chinese / fillipino sex goddess who is the wet sex dream of an entire generation when she is just at the right age to be legal but not too experienced and dicktame her for the next 40 years. Although I bet with her almost indestructible, tireless hasian porn body it was Phoebe who did the taming as rumours say their honeymoon - that was supposed to be only a weekend long - turned into a whole week of sweaty asian ejaculation sex matahons because Kevin could not stop banging Phoebe's brain out six ways to Sunday who is a real tornado between the sheets.


Insiders report that at the climax of their squirt orgy she was writhing in convulsions, screaming at the top of her lungs and foaming at the mouth and almost pounded him into a coma with her extreme sex techniques.


Of course Phoebe Cates made a lasting impression on teenaged Subzero when she did the full monty in the aforementioned Paradise, a movie that was trying to cash in on the success of The Blue Lagoon with 80s star Brooke Shields ( about which you can read more in this post ).


If you haven´t seen Paradise you MUST check it out ! Phoebe Cates nude scenes alone are worth the price of admission as it is the only film where she did full on nudity apart from her famous scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High where she comes out of a pool and takes her top off.

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annemarie carpendale knows how to spread her legs

in memoriam gil gerard

Now I would be remiss - not only for my veteran readers but even more so for new visitors who have stumbled on the blog by chance - to not mention the most famous sexbomb appearing on Buck Rogers In The 25th Century nymphomanic Princess Ardala played by Pamela Hensley whom you might have seen in the original Rollerball movie with James Caan or in Doc Savage : The Man Of Bronze which is kind of a comicbook movie because while there are a lot of comicbooks featuring Doc Savage over the decades the character originated in 30s and 40s pulp magazines .

At this point I want to apologize to my regular readers in advance since I am afraid I don´t get around of mentioning 80s cult siren Markie Post.

You see, not only did Pamela Hensely appear on The Six Million Dollar Man with Lee Majors who played stuntman / bounty hunter Colt Seavers on The Fall Guy where Markie Post had one of her best known roles - bail bonds contract babe extraordinaire Terri Michaels - but Markie Post also guest starred in an episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. So I must mention Markie but I will try to keep it shorter than my usual add - ons.

Produced by Glen Larson, the Buck Rogers tv show struck a chord with a generation of mostly male viewers in the early 80s despite lasting a mere two seasons. What was it about the show that captured the imagination ?

Was it a succession of challenging plots and cutting edge writing ? Was it a weekly dose of high energy action and gritty adventure ? Or perhaps it was the show’s extraordinary vision of the future ? Or the space babes ?


Because lets face it : that’s what it was really about. Hot space babes.

The show was chock full of gorgeous gals, bursting at the seams in the latest and greatest space spandex outfits the galaxy had to offer, and Buck got busy with so many even Captain Kirk would’ve been jealous.

And among all of this sci fi sex appeal avalanche Pamela Hensley still stands out. She never shows a trace of self - consciousness, even as she struts around in a sequin bikini with the most bling - encrusted viking - inspired hat ever to grace the imagination of the maddest hatter ever born. And which red blooded male could forget her hot dance scene ?


There is no question about it : the character of Princess Ardala simply oozes sex from every pore. Always slinky to the extreme and wearing the least amount of clothing as possible, this self - entitled princess is more obsessed with getting Buck into the sack than ruling the galaxy. Ardala is sly, confident, manipulative, horny and sneaky, and Pamela Hensley - a strikingly attractive woman - brings this off with a grace which makes one wonder why she didn’t go on to become a huge star ( her last major role was as the titular character´s lawyer buddy in Matt Houston ). She virtually disappeared from the screen after that and the reason is that Pamela simply decided to have a family life instead of a movie career.

Sadly Princess Ardala only appeared in three episodes of Buck Rogers In The 25th Century and it’s a pity the series didn’t utilize her more often as Hensely is terrific in the role and her relationship with Buck is both complicated and engaging. It could've presented a conundrum for Buck who grows fond of the relentless, sexually charged princess over time.

Speaking of which I must call foul on TOPLESS ROBOT for ranking Pamela Hensley only as the number 2 in his list of The 9 Sexiest Space Babes of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century behind Erin Gray. Because while Erin's character is the better ally / friend he didn´t call it The 9 Best Female Companions of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. The list are the sexiest space babes of that show and there Pamela clearly has Erin Gray beat. I would even rank Markie Post - who is only in the number 3 position even though she looks outstanding in her spandex jump suit - before Erin Gray.

Yup, now comes the part I mentioned earlier with Markie Post who is most famous for her roles on Night Court and The Fall Guy since - as longtime readers know - I have to use every chance to mention her.

Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 1980s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.

Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.

Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.

THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.

She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !


It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.


For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.

I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .

But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.

Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.

When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.


Nobody knows which dickdraining techniques she used to milk him dry but in a recently discovered diary Markie Post had stated " just thinking about what I had to do in that motel room makes me sick and thankfully no one knows we fucked because if word ever got out to which sexual practices I submitted him I could get arrested in over fourteen states ".


After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories and basically stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as Markie donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).


And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.


Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.


80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .


I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .

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We are continuing our spotlight on hasian ASMR wet dream Krissy with her five breast videos. Now I don't want to repeat the usual stereotypes - that all asian women are natural born prostitutes because of decades of sexual assault ( which reached unprecedented high marks during war like Vietnam where american soldiers used the female population as their comfort women and a lot of recruits were serial rapists who only enlisted because they could do to the vietnamese women what they couldn't do to the girls at home basically turned the country into a big rape camp or World War II where american soldiers were especially eager to go to battle against the japanese army hoping to get busty female prisoners of war that they could " interrogate " at their leisure at a secret soundproof bunker ) - but she looks like the female lead in one of those sexy step MILF hentai videos like Taboo Charming Mother.


Which is the best known series of this genre where the Dad remarries an ultimate men milking machine with legs for miles almost up to her chin, the perfect bubble butt and giant melons the size of big medicine balls.


Who causes her stepson to have huge erections for hours which gets him detention when he is at school. But that backfires in a big way because he is all alone with the teacher who looks like the younger big breasted nymphomanic twin of Janet Jackson and she almost wears his dick out.

But the stepmom's husband is too busy to satisfy her needs and so her horny and potent stepson spends every night slam - fucking her brains out six ways to sunday thus dicktaming her without mercy for months and pounding her thikk pornstar body like there is no Tomorrow until she agrees to become his new obedient nymphomanic deepthroat sex slave.


Of course his stepmom tried to resist as best as she could but to break down her defences he let half a dozen of horny teenagers loose on her who slam fucked her into submission during a weekend long gang bang bonanza as they went completely gonzo because they were finally able to loose their virginity to such an incredible man milking MILF machine.


Now I said that is the plot of a lot of hentai movies but there are also a lot of regular porn movies with this scenario and I'm sure living blow up sex doll Krissy would be great in either a live action hentai adaption or a live porn movie - Busenwunder Krissy definitely has the body for it and judging from her videos she is a real pro when it comes to oral sex plus as an asian girl she can spread her legs wider than a phillipino hooker.


And you know that those asian sluts can take a lot of punishment so you can pound her without restraint in the scenes where she is domesticated to become the perfect sex slave - and I would even volunteer to be the stunt cock who gets to fuck Krissy in the extremely explicit sex scenes.


Naturally we would have to rehearse all the sex scenes before shooting - which would take place in a secret five star hotel at Krissy's request who doesn't want the entire crew around when she is milking my dick dry to the last drop because that always ends up in a gangbang orgy - to make sure Krissy gets all of the positions right and they are not too explicit.


Just to be on the safe side I would have to do at least six trial runs and some very potent illegal sex drugs that turn the most chaste nun into an out of control sex machine might find their way into Krissy's soft drinks.

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