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Friday, May 22, 2015

Flash Friday : always those damn redheads

There´s always something left to be said. Which is why my posts keep getting longer and longer but in some cases like my post about casting the female members of a Justice League movie you just have to know when to stop. Even if there are things about Maxima I wanted to add.


It had been brought to my attention that in my last post there was a very small amount of actual comic content and a disproportionate amount of bodacious women. Which is why I don´t do these posts that often and why it´s been a very long time since I´ve done my last COMICBABE BATTLE.  


But the whole reason of doing these kind of posts - at least for me - is to put a lot of hot and sometimes even topless massitas on the post. It helps me do my more serious posts by getting the hot chicks out of my system.

I don´t know how other bloggers do their posts but I´m not a machine and even if I planned for certain posts - in fact I do more often than not - it doesn´t mean I´m always in the mood to write a post. Believe me, I have to be ready to do a post because you don´t want to read a post where I´m not all fired up to go. Sometimes it´s something I think I have to address because it just bugs me like gay Iceman or black Captain America which came out of a really bad Captain America series and I feel obligated to tell readers to stay away from this. Some other times it´s to talk about runs on comics I really enjoyed like THE MIGHTY THOR 401 and beyond and the whole THUNDERSTRIKE series, MarcSilvestri´s run on UNCANNY X - MEN or SECRET WARS II where I just bought the omnibus so there will be more.


But I know that when I´m lying in my bed trying to sleep and my head can´t start thinking about my last post and keeps writing the follow up that it´s time to get up and add to the old post. Or start a new one.

So since my last post is long enough as it is I´m making a new one that has hopefully more comic content. I´m not sure because unlike most of my posts I´m writing this one in reverse. When I do my posts I start with the idea, with something I want to say and then I write what I have in my head, then I have to look for some pictures to add, then I have to look up some websites to confirm certain things or brush up on my info and at the end of the post I have all this open windows. Too many to work properly so either I have to book mark and put them into the link section later ( and often forget them ) or my computer crashes and I have to restart.

This time there are certain things that I could not put in my last post but because I realized that I did not have the necessary material for the post I decided to do the research first, put all the links on the post and leave the main part for later. That way I can make sure all the websites I found while preparing for the post don´t get ignored and I can sort out the stuff I found. It also means I don´t know how much of the Flash series is really going to be in this post since that is the main bulk of what I found.


Going from one redhead to the next I want to mention Batgirl ( Barbara Gordon ) from my JLA movie casting, who I had cast with Diora Baird.

When I chose her as Batgirl it was mostly based on her stunning physique and the small clip I had seen from YOUNG PEOPLE F - WORD - ING. Where she bonked with Callum Blue, who later on played SMALLVILLE´s Zod so there is your comic connection right there. Anyway, back then I didn´t know much about her but since then she has become quite a well known actress with roles on tv shows like TWO AND A HALF MEN and a whole bevy of movies of which THE WEDDING CRASHERS is probably her most famous part. Which could have something to do with the fact that she is nude in it. Do I know how to pick `em or do I know how to pick `em ?


But coming back to my Justice League of America movie casting, I put Maxima on the list to have Christina Hendricks in the movie but I totally forgot that Batgirl was also a redhead - at least in the old DC universe, I don´t know if that´s still true in the NEW 52. Not that it would ever have worked to have Christina as Batgirl, she´s much too OOOOOmpf for that.


Batgirl is too much of a goody for any really raunchy stuff even if DC tries to put her into that kind of environment. I remember reading the story THE CAT AND THE BAT and being slightly pissed off because the writer put a scene in the book where Batgirl had to get rid of most of her clothes knowing that the reader would not get to see any skin ( about which I wrote in this post which took me almost forever to find since I didn´t have a Batgirl tag when I wrote this ). Yep, the writers of DC put Batgirl in such a scene well knowing that only they can get any satisfaction from that while the people who pay money to read the book end up frustrated. And then I´m called the pervert when I put Batgirl on such a countdown.  


And speaking about sexy gingers, if I ever do an updated version of my Justice League of America casting I should probably include Mera now that AQUAMAN is such a big hit with the NEW 52. Who´d have thunk, right ?


But enough of the foreplay it´s time to get to the main feature. You have waited long enough. I admit that when I put Maxima in the list for my Justice League movie casting it was just to include Christina Hendricks but it turned out to be one of those happy accidents that make sense.

Why should I not include Maxima in my JLA movie ? She´s sexy, she´s powerful, she knows what she wants and she sets out to get it even if it is nookie from the Man of Steel. I would even get as far as to say that Maxima is one of the most emancipated women in the DC universe - she does not put herself second to anyone as she sees herself even superior to Superman - if I hadn´t heard rumors on the internet that Maxima is back with the NEW 52 as a lesbian. What´s wrong with Today´s comic writers that they can´t have a new take on a strong and independent woman without making her a lesbian. It seems they can´t think outside of the stereotypes of " So here´s this strong, sexy, powerful woman who Superman didn´t want to have sex with. I know, why don´t we make her a lesbian ? " Don´t get me wrong, I don´t have anything against lesbian or gay characters in comics per se but I just hate this GAY / LESBIAN IS THE NEW BLACK mentality that panders to these communities lately without really trying to help their causes. It´s only cheap hyperbole to get in the news, boost sales and ruin existing characters for all that follow. It´s a one way street down a cliff and a clear sign of creative capitulation.


For more background on Maxima the great SUPERMAN ´86 - ´99 blog by Maxwell Yezpitelok and Don Sparrow that offers a thorough chronological examination of the best / worst period in Superman history has entries on Action Comics 645 and 651 , SUPERGIRL COMIC BOX COMMENTARY has a larger entry on Action Comics 651 , she also gets featured in COMICS ALLIANCE´s post on The Many Loves of Superman , in THE UNSPOKEN DECADE´s post on GODKILLERS : DOOMSDAY AND BANE ( Maxima was a member of the Justice League of America during the Doomsday story ) and on COMIC RELATED´s comic kiss post. And if that´s still not enough for you COMIC VINE has the complete lowdown on the ravaging redhead

I also found this spanish website quite by accident ( I don´t know how a search for Maxima leads here but that´s the internet for you ) which has tons of stuff on the Flash and the Superman versus Flash races and other stuff like John Byrne´s LEGENDS series. Which also had Gypsy in it.


Anyway, the good news is that I have now much more stuff to post on my FLASH FRIDAY posts. You can never have enough material for your posts and especially interior pages of certain comics are hard to come by. So that´s a plus. The bad news is that I will spend most of Today going through all the stuff and putting it into the right order. Oh, and there are another few issues I need to complete my FLASH run since apparently there was a crossover with the MANHUNTER series during the INVASION.


Since I have already mentioned the Detroit version of the Justice League of America here´s another link that gives some background on Vixen, who will be in the next part of my Justcie League movie Hollywood casting.


One of these days I have to do another post about the Detroit League, maybe in the DEATH IN COMICS series as a few of their members have kicked the bucket. In the meantime you can consult the JUSTICE LEAGUE DETROIT BLOG or read my post on the only story I read with the Justice League Detroit ( JLA CLASSIFIED 22 to 25 and JSA CLASSIFIED 14 to 16  ).


Coming to this post´s video section I wanted to post a few videos about the Flash. I´m really enjoying the current tv series and I was planning to do a FLASH FRIDAY post about the Reverse Flash and his origins and his history in the comics but since I´m not sure when I will get around to do it - if I ever do it at all - I have decided to put some of them on this post.


People often ask me why I´m such a big fan of him since he only has one superpower and most think it´s not even an original one. He´s just fast.

The thing is I have always been a believer in keeping it simple and the thing I love about the Flash is that under a good writer he´s the best character ever. He´s one of the most human characters - he´s not an alien or invulnerable - but he has the potential to be the greatest hero of them all. Over the decades there have been some great Flash sagas and it´s no wonder he has been adapted into other media numerous times. So to celebrate this I chose this video, mainly because it doesn´t just focus on Barry Allen and also includes MY Flash, Mister Wally West. And it has the best Flash moment EVER from the Justice League cartoon at the end.



Speaking about adaptions of the Flash into other media here´s a BEHIND THE SCENES of the 1990 series starring John Wesley Shipp as the Flash.



Apropos John Wesley Shipp, here´s an interview with him about the new Flash series, where he plays the father of Barry Allen´s father. Originally he was supposed to play Jay Garrick ( I hope they still bring the original Golden Age Flash into the Flash fold at some point ) but when he read the part of Barry´s Dad he really liked it and said " That´s the part I want ! "



And finally here´s a video with more actors from the series. One of the things that get me all worked up about the show is how they inject actors who have previously played a role in the old Flash series into the show ( for instance Mark Hamill reprises his role as the Trickster ). In most of the cases they manage to pull it off in such a way that you don´t ever see it coming. So this may be a spoiler for some of you but one of the main characters of the show IS featured in the double page from LEGENDS by John Byrne I posted above. That´s right on the left side you can see none other than Detroit League member Vibe a.k.a. Franciso " Sisco " Ramon.


But there´s more : in the regular Pre - Crisis DC universe Caitlin Snow was Firestorm´s nemesis Killer Frost. By the way, thanks to this post by Gerry Conway I learned about DC´s new policy regarding copyrights that claims that Caitlin Snow was created by nobody . It´s just a big pile of BS to avoid that they have to pay anybody. The only problem is that one of their own biggest franchises - Superman - owes the bible for part of his origin so according to their own rules they would have to pay the catholic church royalties and every character in the Superman universe would be a derivation and they could not claim copyright and get any money on that.


Which of course those greedy bastiches will deny unto their last breath. As if we really needed any more proof that the NEW 52 is totally evil.



And to close things out here´s another Bill Ramsey classic.



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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Happy birthday sci fi cult siren Jeri Ryan

Today hot sci fi sexbomb Jeri Ryan celebrates her 47th birthday so I think it is about time to finally put the post I did on her on the comic blog. 


STAR TREK VOYAGER stuck Jeri Ryan and her big tits in a skin - tight suit in the show after Season 3 as the 36DD drone of Borg Seven of Nine ( or Sex with Nine ). It´s no surprise that it´s the role she´s best known for.


Jeri was one of three reasons to watch the show, and I´m not counting her awesome twin torpedoes and the holographic Doctor as three.


I´m also putting half - klingon sexbomb B´Elanna Torres on the list.


But to tell the truth for me it was mostly hardbody Jeri and her big borg boobies that I could even suffer the show because it was so badly written.


She´s the only reason people want to get assimilated - although in this case I´d rather be tittilated, if you catch my drift. I think Harry Kim is probably one of the few males in creation who was afraid to get it on with her. Most others - myself included - would love to have a borgasm with a sex machine ( literally ! ) that´s built like Jeri. And as a cyborg she can take a great deal of punishment and has a lot of endurance. So you don´t have to be gentle and you get a lot of mileage out of this cyber amazon. 


Number 13 on THE 50 SEXIEST SCI FI COSTUMES

Borg - couture is clearly heavily influenced by the science fiction classic Buck Rogers In The Twenty - Fifth Century. Ryan’s ‘ orphaned ’ spandex - clad demi - alien Seven Of  Nine was usually rated 10 by the male fans that the character was clearly put in to attract after a ratings dip.


Ryan only took the role at the fifth attempt by producer Jeri Taylor. A certain contingent of Trekkers took umbrage at the inclusion of a crew-member so overtly sexy in the usually glam-free Trek-verse. The rest of us set our VCRs as we fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Jeri Ryan discussed the costume with Trek Today :  The whole ' sex symbol ' or ' babe ' thing doesn't bother me. It's the costume that I wear on the show which is ... a little snug, shall we say, and doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I don't have a problem with it because of the way this character's been written, how intelligent she is and how strong she is and what a wonderful female portrayal she is.

Although there is lot of booty in Star Trek : Uhura in the original series,


the green chick which was played by Batgirl Yvonne Craig,


all of Kirk´s girls which he just seemed to find on any planet he was on,


Tasha Yar in Next Generation got android Data to turn on his sex files,


there were also Deanna Troy and Beverly Crusher in Next Generation,


bajoran chief of security Major Kira on Star Trek - Deep Space Nine,


Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine ( who had been a man in her last life ),


Ezri Dax on Deep Space Nine ( she was the next incarnation of Jadzia ),


then the former borg drone Seven of Nine on Star Trek - Voyager


or vulcan crew member T´Pol on Enterprise played by Jolene Blalock.


Really, someone at starfleet has a knack for picking hot chicks.


Man, I´d love to do a sandwich with T´Pol and Sex with Nine during the time of Pon Farr. Between the insatiable vulcan nymphomanic sex addict


and the inexhaustible cyborg sexdoll you could probably wear yourself out for all time. Not that anybody would complain about going out like that.


Coming back to Jeri Ryan she didn´t get naked on STAR TREK VOYAGER although there were some scenes in which she was supposedly naked we just didn´t get to see it since there was no full frontal nudity involved.


The best we got were some scenes where we could see her back - but not her butt like with Jolene Blalock in the unforgettable sex massage scenes.


( go to Jolene Blalock´s solo post to read more about her sex massages )

I heard that Kate Mulgrew was constantly bitching because she didn´t get the attention she thought she deserved as star of the show. Okay, let us think about this, there are two women on the show : one a bitchy old broad and one a smoking hot sexborg. Hmm, who gets more attention ?


And let´s be realistic : nobody likes Captain Janeway. Not because she´s a woman. But because she´s frigging crazy. With the other Captains you knew where you stood. Kirk always broke the rules and his crew was the most important thing for him. Picard always obeyed the rules - but his crew was more important. Captain Sisko bended the rules on occassion because he was first stuck out in the middle of nowhere and then he became an emissary of the gods. And in the end he became a god. But Janeway ? One day the rules are the most important thing, the next day she couldn´t care less because it´s Wednesday or that time of the month.

And she didn´t care about her crew at all. They could all kick the bucket as far as she cared. With her as captain your f - word - ed ! Just ask Seven of Nine, she was told by Janeway that she´s nothing but a toaster. 


Of course Jeri starred in other tv shows like BOSTON LEGAL for which she did a supersexy photoshoot and even had a scene in which she undressed till she only had a shirt on - which showed much of her fantastic breasts.


I really was lucky to catch that episode because after ALLY MC BEAL I really stay away from courtroom drama series. And I prefer to watch James Spader in THE BLACKLIST. What I did see was the TWO AND A HALF MAN episode with Jeri. In the episode she plays an old flame of Charlie Sheen who starts a relationship with his brother but he is too obsessed with what happened when she was with Charlie - so he ruins it. Poor guy, I bet she would have spoiled him for all other women on earth.


I also caught the episode QUEEN FOR A DAY from WAREHOUSE 13 where Jeri Ryan had a small guest role as Peter Lattimer´s ex wife Amanda.


Kate Mulgrew who played Captain Janeway on STAR TREK VOYAGER was also on the show as Peter´s Mom ( kind of a reunion here although I´m not so sure Kate was so happy to see Jeri again since she was always bitching about Jeri stealing the attention of the viewers away from her ) which didn´t exactly made it easier to watch the show. Not that it isn´t difficult enough to watch the show as they kept changing the time the show was on, then it was put on a different channel and now they are doing marathons. Some day I´ll buy all the seasons and binge watch it. 


What I didn´t watch was the O.C. even if was supposed to be for comic people so I didn´t see Jeri in it. And I somehow missed DRACULA 2000 which was probably as bad as it sounds so I might have lucked out on this one and the only good parts were the ones with a very busty Jeri Ryan.


I also don´t watch BODY OF PROOF, another tv series where Jeri Ryan appears but I´m already watching too many crime series as it is. Although judging by the scene from the episode FALLEN ANGEL I may reconsider.


Other shows where Jeri Ryan appeared include THE SENTINEL, WHO`S THE BOSS, MATLOCK and LEVERAGE. I guess that´s everything covered.


Oh, I almost forgot, Seven of Nine was in the only STAR TREK VOYAGER comic I bought called FALSE COLORS. It was a prestige format one shot from Wildstorm and Jim Lee did the variant cover ( I know it´s the variant cover because it was almost impossible to find a picture ).


The story was written by Star Trek novelist Nathan Archer and the interior art was done by Jeff Moy ( and possibly Phil Moy on backgrounds ) and W. C. Carani, who had a lengthy run on DC´s threeboot LEGIONNAIRES book.


I don´t remember much about the story so it can´t be that impressive but it wasn´t my favorite Star Trek crew either. I only bought it based on the art and I don´t have any idea where it is at the moment so I can´t check how well the comic has held up. But I know I must have it somewhere.


There are no links for this post except this one that I just had to post. I didn´t make this up : 7 bizarre facts about Deanna Troy´s cleavage .

And with that we come to the video section of this post. Since the number of animated GIFs and pictures I can put on a post are limited here´s a video with Seven of Nine´s best Star Trek Voyager moments.



Here is a video full of aliens and earthlings getting busy Star Trek style.



And since it´s Jeri Ryan´s birthday, here she is on one of my favorite talkshows, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. I have discovered this show in the last few years only so I haven´t seen this clip myself.



And here´s yet another appearance of Jeri Ryan on the show.



This might be the best clip ever from Craig Ferguson´s Late Late Show. For those of you who don´t know, there´s a robot prop on the show called Geoff Peterson and the guy who does the robot´s voice does a spot on Morgan Freeman imitation. So guess who was on the show one day....



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