It's a Busenwunder Bill Ward Wednesday !

My regular oyeescuchas are probably already tired of hearing that posts most often than not lead to other posts. So - as it couldn't be any other way - while I didn't have any art by pin up icon Bill Ward as I wrote my Gil Elvgren post now I have so many that it was hard to pick just 23.

Now usually my modus operandi is to start with the ones that have the best quality - which generally are the ones from HERITAGE AUCTIONS ( another shoutout to the guys and girls from that website for always providing such great pieces although they do try to make things more difficult for me and I really would put more of the art they sell on the blog if OneDrive and the internet gods were not against it ) - and the ones that I personally find most appealing, funny or just well made.

And yes, that selection is totally random and highly subjective but that way I can guarantee that I always post the best of the best art pieces available to me at that particular point in time and it also helps keep me interested to continue writing this blog which is beneficiary to readers.

With this post I strayed from the trodden path since I found a lot of pin ups - mostly on the RED N WHITE AND RED ALL OVER website's post on Bill Ward - that had the captions. Which are either not included in the scans from HERITAGE AUCTIONS or if they are they are difficult to read.

So since I feel these illustrations work much better if you actually know the punchline I have included a rather high number of those even if they are not of the best quality. Don't get me wrong, their quality is still good - we haven't lowered the standards for that - but not as good as others.

But that's enough of an introduction since we have already done three Bill Ward posts and you are probably already anxious to take another trip in the way back machine to a time when society let men be men, women looked like real women are supposed to look like, knew their role in life ( to be quiet, look good and most importantly be a lady on the street but an insatiable nymphomanic sex freak in bed ) and acted accordingly.

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Speaking of the world of pin up illustrations and magazines, someone who definitely appeared nude in a lot of gentlemen's magazines is all natural 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau who was destined for boob fame from the moment she began her career as a go go dancer for the mob and in the Off Broadway nudie musical Stag Movie . She was also married to director John Carpenter ( you can't fault that man's taste ) and appeared in Escape From New York after making her movie debut in The Fog which is the horror movie we will take a closer look at Today.

While Adrienne Barbeau appeared in other horror movies like Creepshow or the Swamp Thing movie by Wes Craven she is best known for playing one of the original Lamborghini babes alongside bonerinducing Tara " what rhymes with " Buckman in the original Cannonball Run movie from 1981 where her main purpose is to distract the highway patrol - and the male audience - by flashing her impressive cleavage as often as possible.

Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).

Coming back to living blow up sex doll Adrienne Barbeau, the bra - busting brunette soon became famous as the biggest boobs on sitcom tv during the 70s when she played the daughter of Bea Arthur´s tit - ular firebrand on Maude where the small screen could barely contain her huge melons in such classic episodes like The New Housekeeper, Walter´s Ethics, Walter´s Crisis, The Slumlord, Carol´s Promotion, The Election, Maude´s Facelift but especially The Case of the Broken Punch Bowl and Maude´s Big Decision and I´ve never seen so much boner - inducing bouncing action on prime time tv as in Maude´s Musical.

As Adrienne Barbeau recalls : " What I didn´t know was that when I said my lines I was walking down a flight of stairs and no one was listening to me since they were just watching my giant breasts precede me. "

The ultra bosomy brunette was also cast in numerous made - for - tv films and guest appearances on cleavage - enhanced shows as The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Valentine Magic on Love Island much to the delight of her million of male fans as well as a very memorable braless dash on Battle of the Network Stars . In her biography Adrienne claims : " I actually thought CBS asked me to be on Battle of the Network Stars because they thought I was athletic. My husband clued me in : who cared if I won the race, as long as my huge tits bounced when I ran. "

The popularity of Adrienne Barbeau´s 1978 cheesecake poster confirmed her status as an international sex symbol and the rest is boob history.

While reviewers have sometimes criticized her acting ability, Barbeau´s popularity stemmed partly from what critic Joe Bob Briggs referred to as the " two enormous talents on that woman " and her typecasting as a " tough broad ". Barbeau refused offers to appear topless in PLAYBOY, although she has appeared nude in High Society, films and Off Broadway plays. Despite her initial success, she said at the time that she thought of Hollywood as a " flesh market " and that she´d rather appear in films that " explore the human condition " and which " deal with issues ".

You can read more about Adrienne in this post which touches on Brian Michael Bendis´s Superman and Swamp Thing - in comics, movies and tv.

The Fog co - starred JaMILF Lee Curtis who started her career with the John Carpenter movie Halloween who quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.

She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.

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Busty born for porn 38B - 22 - 35 performer Paula Abdul was the Carmen Electra of my entire generation as she shook her booty like there´s no Tomorrow and slid her bonerinducing centerfold porn body up and down stripper poles like a real professional in steaming videos like Crazy Cool.

She also became the head cheerleader ( with a big emphasis on the " head " part if you know what I mean ) of the Los Angeles Lakers - and she tells the story of how she became a Lakers girl in the episode above - which means that she became a real pro at spreading her legs and doing them wide splits since we all know that the real purpose of the cheerleaders is not to cheer on their team but endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties .

Which made it strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her tips how to spread her legs like a pro.

Speaking of Paula´s tenure as a cheerleader, it should be no surprise that she quickly became the most popular girl and she earned her nickname " Tight End Touchdown " when the guys managed to get her completely plastered at the post game party and tied the drunk bra buster to the " taming bed " in the soundproof room where they dicktamed all the co - eds and busty teachers who resisted their advances into submission.

And not only did the entire football team take turns at banging Paula´s brain out, she was also used like a blow up sex doll by the visiting team.

The guest had dreamed of f - wording Paula for years so when they got their chance they went completely crazy, especially six black dudes who double teamed Paula and stretched out all her holes with their cocks.

To the young kids she´s known as the crazy and drunk judge on American Idol and I´m not sure if I should be sorry or glad about missing all those episodes because in one episode Paula´s XXL porn cleavage gave the term " push up " a new definition. Or should I say a new dimension ?

Are we really to believe the always horny Simon Cowell never tapped that ? Man, if Paula would have been my co - host I´d have been f - wording her brains out in her trailer six ways to Sunday every chance I get. From what you hear Paula was like a cat in heat around Simon too.

Anyway, while Paula and Simon Cowell repeated the experience on The X - Factor there was another judge on X - Factor whom Simon dicktamed relentlessly like a wild breeding stallion during the insemination season.

SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP DOLL

The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her.

I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because he loves her incredible 40C breasts.

He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with her and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and all men will tune in to look at her tits. "  In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She is a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "

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We return to Busenwunder from the balcans with the late Ksenija Pajcin a.k.a. Xenia Pajcin upon whom I stumbled while doing some research for serbian real life 36F ( !!! ) Power Girl Dara Bubamara who will be in my next posts. Serbian singer dancer and model Ksenija Pajcin started her career as a go - go dancer in discotheques and backup dancer in music videos when her hot body and bonerinducing stripper moves caught the attention of music mogul Minimaks who made her his personal assitant with a big emphasis on the " personal " part if you know what I mean.

Ksenija became quite famous as a dancer in greek night clubs and she started a music career although she got more attention for her dance moves and her outfits than for her vocals. She also owned a dance studio in Belgrad and worked as a model. She was killed at the age of 32 and I won't get into detail about how she died and what happend afterwards because that is just too depressing but those who are interested to know more can check out her wikipedia entry which is where I got my info.

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It´s a Tittilating Thursday with Bill Ward !

Yes, as if I didn´t have enough on my plate already - I still have to put the finihing touches on my last four posts which include a Yaya Han Chun Li request post - I have decided to make another tribute for pin up legend Bill Ward, whose anniversary would have been on the 6th of this month.

The reasons for this are firstably, that I wanted to put something different on the blog. And I know what you are going to say, there IS a lot of original art on the blog. In fact it really has become rather the norm instead of the exception. It´s true, I like to switch things up so there will not be two Marvel Comics posts ( or DC Comics posts for that matter ) in a row but even if I go from Marvel Comics to DC Comics to independent comic company it still falls mainly into the superhero or at least comic book category - if I decide to throw in a classic comic series from time to time.

But it´s all about the art and this is a nice reminder that there is a lot of great art out there beside the realm of superheroes and even comicbooks.

The second reason is that I went through my picture archive and realized that I never made the Bill Ward follow up post I promised. Yes, I already wrote two Bill Ward posts but the first one was only a short spin - off post where I got a bit into Bill Ward´s history and his Torchy series and only the second one was a full blown pin up post. So I always thought I had already done two Bill Ward pin up posts when in reality I had only done one. And seeing that I wrote the last one back in 2020 it´s about time for more.

And last but not least, while most of my last four posts is set there may be some parts I have to cut and this way I have somewhere to put it. But enough with this organisatory stuff, you are already bored out of your mind ( I also have a short attention span ) so let´s get to the good stuff.

I used to have this book. A few years back I ordered The Glamour Girls of Bill Ward from Fantagraphics Books via amazon on a hunch and because of the price I thought I had ordered a softcover. Just a few weeks prior to that I had bought The Pin Up Art of Dan DeCarlo and thought this would also be a manga sized booklet. Imagine my surprise when it was not only in hardcover but the size of european comic albums. Anyway, like most of my comic collection - as well as my other wordly possessions - I left it behind when I came back to Spain. I have looked for it a few times since installing myself in my new not new old home but it seems to be out of print. Now I´m not mentioning this to whine about everything I lost but to tell you there are opportunities that come around once in a lifetime. And while you may regret buying some books or comics that is nothing compared to the regret one has for not have taken a chance on it. Words to the wise.

Speaking about following a hunch, while racking my brain about which movie would fit in with the topic of busty glamour babes in black and white I suddenly had a flash since The Adventures Of Nick Knatterton - The Theft Of Gloria Nylon fits that bill perfectly. Especially since it has such tantalizing temptresses like Maria Sebalt who plays the gang leader Virginia Peng and who is criminally underused throughout the movie.

Now longtime followers of the blog know that I already posted the movie in my spotlight on NICK KNATTERTON , one of Germany´s most famous comic series ( I´m not kidding ) but after checking out the post I saw that all of the videos had been deleted so it´s about time to remind my faithful followers of that as well as bring it to the attention of any newer visitors.

For the movie itself, while it is pretty entertaining it´s not really a good adaption of the Nick Knatterton comic strip and just used the name of a famous german comic series. So why did I feel the need to re - post it ?

Well, as longtime followers of the blog know I have a weak spot for those obscure, underappreciated, overlooked or outright forgotten movies that are based on comicbooks nd the weirder or quirkier they are the better.

Now the cartoons are the reason why I started that post in the first place, which was instigated - once again - by a comment from Comic Bits Online blog mastermind Terry Hooper about german comic book documentaries.

Or rather the total lack thereof. You see, the case is : there are no german documentaries about comics. What you see on german tv are either documentaries from Amerika or France ( which means you are probably watching arte ). Apart from that you get short clips from the news or a report on comics from tv but those are filled with the usual prejudices about comics. Despite any hopes of success I went on YouTube to look for videos about some classic german comics - which is how I discovered a Nick Knatterton cartoon existed. I know. I shouldn´t be allowed to call myself a comic fan. Anyway, the first video I found was episode 5, MIEZEN MACHER UND MONETEN which has the first appearance of Mi - Tse Meyer.

But not only is it the first epsiode with the hasian femme fatale it also has the part where Nick Knatterton finds his nemesis Virginia Peng completely naked in the sauna ( sorry, no full frontal nudity on this one guys ).

Closing things out on german master detective NICK KNATTERTON, since it also has been deleted I am re - posting the cult movie The Man Who Was Sherlock Holmes with iconic screen duo Hans Albers and Heinz Rühmann.

Since we are on the subject of detectives inspired by Sherlock Holmes I have to mention Case Closed - or how it is known by everybody outside of the US Detective Conan - especially when I have a video to go alongside with it, which is extremely rare. For those who have never heard of the manga - or the anime - you can read a synopsis of it by yours truly here .

From all the comics I was still reading before moving to Spain I haven´t delved back into this one because I am not sure if I should. And not because it is bad but because I had to get rid of my entire collection which was every number until the current ones. I guess I´m not so much unsure if I should get back and the question is more how far back should I go ? Because while you can read every book for itself there is a bigger story that connects everything so you need the back issues for context.

Now because it´s so seldom that I find a video about Case Closed I never get to write much about it so there are a few things I have to mention.

Firstably they always mention that while Shinihi Kudo´s ( or Jimmy Kudo in the american translation ) body was shruken to that of a kid he still has the keen intellect of a teenage student which helps him solve his cases.

Now I don´t want to rain on anybody´s parade but that does kind of limit our hero. Because even if he is the smartest teenager in Japan he is only a teenager. And I don´t want to say that teenagers in general are stupid but when I look at my life for example and how things - and my brain - have changed from when I was a teenager to now the changes are drastical.

It´s on an entirely different level. I mean, take movies for example. If you have watched certain movies as a teenager and later as an adult you may have noticed that there are a lot of things - like subtext or references to other things - to which you were completely oblivious as a teen. Likewise there should be some cases where Jimmy doesn´t pick up certain clues because he lacks the reference or the maturity and he would need the help of an older person like Professor Agasa or Richard Moore. In fact, that would be a great idea for a storyline : Jimmy is confronted by a new evil mastermind who works for the men in black - so far I don´t think he has met his Doctor Moriarty yet - but since he is an adult and our Jimmy is basically still a teenager Richard has to take the lead and crack the case.

The next thing I want to mention is that Jimmy is a very bad boyfriend. I know that he has to keep away from Rachel to protect her from the men in black but would it kill him to call or e - mail her once a week ? No, he completely ghosts her and then wonders why she is so desperate to hear from him every time it looks like Conan gets a call from Jimmy. In Today´s modern age there are dozens of ways how Jimmy could stay connected with Rachel without putting her in danger. On top of that he - kind of - spys on her constantly as her roommate and confidant boy Conan not to mention that he is using his transformation into a little boy to completely perv on her booming teen body. Yup, Conan king of the peeping Toms.

And since Case Closed caters not only to a children´s demographic but also to a huge teenage audience there are numerous occassions where wishfulfillment is at its finest as Conan and the gang are at the beach and Conan ( sometimes joined by Heji ) gets to perv out on not only ravishing Rachel - or Ran - in a bikini but also sexbomb Sonoko, killing - it - in - a - swimsuit Kazuha, their classmates ( they just recently introduced a new female classmate of Rachel whose breastsize rivals even Power Girl but I don´t think we have seen her in a bikini yet ) and dozens of bikini clad japanese teenage blow up sex dolls. Plus Conan gets his own private peep show every time Rachel and the girls decide to go shopping for swimsuits.

Speaking of private peep shows, if you think seeing Ran in a bikini is the most skin Conan has seen then you have no idea. There are numerous occassions where Ran has taken a bath with Conan and the little pervert got to see Ran´s full naked body. Which makes the following clip kind of weird because it´s not like Jimmy hasn´t seen Ran´s nude bod before.

Granted, it is unexpected and it is full frontal nudity plus from what we can see ( damn censorhip ) Ran has a banging body and some impressive oppai. So there is some merit to Conan doing the old anime nosebleed.

You know, if Ran ever finds out that Jimmy used his Conan persona to see her naked he is dead meat. Don´t forget that she is an expert karateka who has gone toe to toe with worldclass martial artists as well as skilled assassins. Although I guess that Jimmy would say it was totally worth it to see Rachel in lingerie and hot outfits. And I can´t really argue with that.

Daimn, these asian girls are fire ! Right out of the gate the first is one hundred percent wifey material with a bubblebutt that doesn´t quit.

A bit small in the chest area so I couldn´t cast her as Ran who has gotten pretty large boobs but she would definitely make a good Sera - you know, the new girl who has almost no breasts - and I would love to dicktame her.

The one that comes in at 5:22 minutes though is mot definitely my Ran and I would cast the one at 8:16 as Sonoko because that is one sassy ass wiggle if I have ever seen one. You can already picture her draining dicks.

As for Kazuha, I´m still torn between the girl that comes in at 6 : 38 and the one at 7 : 01. I guess I would have to do some one - on - one private ejaculation elimination sessions to pick a winner - Monster´s Ball style.

Closing the case on Detective Conan ( see whar I did there ? ) we have another live action movie with the exploits of famous student sleuth Shinichi Kudo before he was shrunk by the men in black - no relation to the organisation in the Will Smith movies. Which were based on a Marvel Comics series. Well, technical it was a Malibu Comics series but then Marvel bought Malibu Comics because they needed their digital coloring departement to compete with iMage Comics so now it´s Marvel Comics. 

We continue the hardboiled crime theme with one of my favorite tv series whose protagonist hits like a hammer. And no I am not talking about Mike Hammer who had such incredible sexbombs among his cast like northern exposed 40C - 22 - 37 cult siren Janine Turner, big breasted real life Power Girl and PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Karen Witter and last but not least obligatory 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer . I bet that lucky bastich Stacy Keach plowed them all.

No, I´m talking about the guy here who makes Dirty Harry look like an exemplary police officer and Rmbo like a pacifist. The cop who not only throws the rule book out of the window but turns it into swiss cheese with his trusty Betsy first. A man who can sense a gun being cocked miles away but at the same time has not  clue what an ultimate sexbomb his partner is. That´s right, I´m talking about the man, the myth, the legend, the true blue, one and only gun toting arm of the law, Sledge Hammer.

Speaking of actresses who could have made a fortune working the stripper pole, while it didn´t have such a steady stream of cameos by buxom bra busting beauties like Mike Hammer there was one cast member who got one leg up ( although all male viewers dreamt of her putting both legs up ) namely Anne - Marie Martin who played Sgt. Dori Doreau, the hardbody of the law with legs almost up to her chin. We all dreamed of her assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The blonde honed her incredible curves as a horse riding world championship contender for America so she is an expert at breaking in wild broncos, taming breeder stallions with the long stroke, natural insemination and dressage riding.

All of this comes in handy in my favorite episode, Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model which thoroughbred stud mare Anne Marie pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibody.

Anne - Marie also appeared in episodes of the Wonder Woman tv series, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and T. J. Hooker and in Prom Night and Halloween II. And if you think Runaway was the worst movie she did think again because she also was in the Doctor Strange tv movie. She deserves her own cult siren post but so far I don´t have enough material for that.

Okay, I don´t know if I mentioned this before ( I was probably too busy drooling over Anne MILFie Martin ) but there was a short lived two isssue mini series of Sledge Hammer which was published by Marvel Comics.

The series was written by Jim Salicrup and illustrated by Alex Saviuk and at that time NEW WORLD had bought Marvel Comics so it was only natural that they would let them make the movie adaption. However I don´t know how serious everybody involved with the comicbook was. As it is pointed out in this STARLOG post about the series nobody expected Sledge Hammer to get a second season so they didn´t plan long term.

Some people say that the second season is not as good as the first one but I have to veto that and not only because without it we would never have gotten to see canadian MILF sexbomb Anne Marie Martin in a bikini.

Coming back to the Sledge Hammer comicbook, they tried to win more reader interest by having Spider - Man as a guest star in issue 2 - or at least some crook dressed up as everyone´s favorite wall crawler - but I guess it was too little to late since the series never got a third issue.

For those interested there is a detailed article on COMICBOOKTIDBITS .

There are so many adaptions, homages or rip - offs on Sherlock Holmes that even I can´t keep track of them all. Thank God there is Forgotten Television to remind us of gems like Sherlock Holmes In The 22nd Century.

Now at first I thought this two parter was a crossover between BraveStarr and Sherlock Holmes In The 22nd Century but that would be too easy. You see, the two episodes Sherlock Holmes In The 23rd Century - which for some reason appear on YouTube as Sherlock Holmes In The 21st Century - were supposed to be a back door pilot for yet ANOTHER Sherlock Holmes in the future cartoon show. For some reason that never came to be and I can´t say if that was a blessing or a curse. One thing is for sure : with two cartoon shows that have almost identical titles it would have been mighty confusing especially if they had a crossover where the Sherlock Holmes of the 22nd century meets up with the Sherlock Holmes of the 23rd century.

Now for Without A Clue - where the spanish translation of the title is more literal while the german one Genius And Kisser is just weird - the new take is not that they put the story in a different time. And I can´t tell you more without giving away too much except that Michael Caine plays Sherlock Holmes, Ben Kingsley plays Doctor Watson, they both are brilliant and this is the funniest Sherlock Holmes movie I have ever seen.

The movie also features british 34C - 26 - 35 brabuster Lysette Anthony among its cast whom my longtime followers my remember from the only memorable scene from Mel Brook´s Dracula - Dead And Loving It movie.

A spoof of Coppola´s Dracula movie it didn´t do much financially and the only reason why it´s still on tv in reruns are the hot vampire babes in the movie. I mean female vampires have always been sexy but Lysette really takes it to a new level the way she squeezes her big talents together.

Holy motorboat, Batman ! I´d let her suck me any time she wants - as long as she doesn´t drink my blood, if you know what I mean. Although, for a chance to do Lysette I would even give a pint of blood. Damned, indeed.

Speaking of super stacked seductive silver screen sexbombs, we wrap things up with The Paleface ( His Angel With Two Guns in german ) starring Bob Hope and all natural 38D - 25 - 36 sex symbol Jane Russell.

One of my favorite Marilyn Monroe movies is Gentlemen Prefer Blondes because you get two incredibly hot sexbombs for the price of one as the buxom Busenwunder Jane Russell plays Lorelei Lee´s bosom buddy ( with a very big emphasis on the bosom part ) raven haired beauty Dorothy Shaw.

The movie gave me the first inkling that I may not be a gentlemen because I prefer dark haired Jane over blonde Marilyn Monroe which became very obvious to me in the parts where she poses as Marilyn´s character and really kills it. Jane Russell has just much more Ooooomph ! for me.

Indeed, Jane Russell had so much Oooomph ! that her bonerinducing dance number in the 1953 Howard Hughes movie The French Line had censors in an uproar. Movie producer Howard Hughes was no stranger to controversy, especially when it came to Jane Russell. His focus on Jane's cleavage in The Outlaw ran afoul of The Production Code in 1941. The French Line had its own set of controversies. Jane's ample bosom literally popped out of the screen in 3 D and to stress the point Howard used the tagline " J.R. in 3D. It'll knock both your eyes out ! ". He also added the raunchy song and dance number " Lookin' for Trouble " performed by Jane in a revealing one - piece outfit with three strategically placed cutouts.

The Breen Office refused the Production Code seal of approval, branding the film " offensive " because of " indecent exposure " during the soon - to - be notorious dance number and the Archbishop of St. Louis Joseph Ritter forbade Catholics " under penalty of mortal sin " from seeing it.

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