It´s funbag Friday with 39DD Mariah Carey !

After working on seven new comicbook related posts for the last three weeks it´s time to take a break and what better way is there to relax than to pay homage to one of my all - time sexual fantasies ? At least for me.

For some of my readers - probably not so much. Anyway, while I can´t do an entirely new post at least I want to put the stuff I have already put on the blog in a post I can link to. Also this long overdue acknowledgement gives me an excuse to post more pictures, animated GIFs and videos from the plethora of material that has accumulated over the last few months.



You also have to keep in mind that as hard as I try I couldn´t possibly cut this down to a size which I can include as part of another post anyway. To make up for that I kept the part with Yaya Han rather short because I already featured her extensively in my tribute post for Bernie Krigstein .

But that´s enough of an introduction for so let´s get to the good stuff.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ULTIMATE BLOW UP SEX DOLL MARIAH CAREY

Today a literal cult siren in every sense of the word, Mariah Carey a.k.a. the original Screaming Mimi - because you know she´s not a moaner in the bedroom, she´s a screamer - the nubian sex goddess with the playmate porn body of sound turns 50. At least if my online sources are correct.

Because some online pages say she was born 1969 while others say it was 1970. I´m going with 1970 because that was the date that was official when I wrote my first Mariah Carey posts back on the old boob blog.

Another thing that´s hard to get official accuracy on is Mariah Carey´s breastsize. I googled it Today but the " official " size is 38D which is totally bogus. I mean around the time of the Annual Golden Globe Awards in 2010 her breastsize was officially confirmed as 38DD and by 2012 when she did the Christmas video with Justin Bieber her jingle bells had grown another few sizes bigger so they must have been 40DD or at least 39DD. So maybe I am biased but these gigantic gazongas do not look like 38Ds to me, sorry.

Now aside the ever changing unrealistic breastsize, as readers of this blog know I have been a big fan of the cult siren - in every sense of the word - since forever and a day and I bet there was a whole plethora that was relieved when I made the decision to split my blog into a comic book blog and a boob blog because they weren´t inundated by dozens of Mariah Carey posts anymore suffering all those hot pictures of the sex symbol.

Of course this meant I was given free reign to my obsession with Mariah Carey and to give you an idea : on the boob blog there where so many Mariah Carey posts that I had to create one big Über - post with links to all the other posts so I could put it in the links. Mariah Carey was the first cult sexbomb I did this for even before Halle Berry and Janet Jackson.

So it´s even more incredible that I still haven´t done a solo post for the number three of my all time favorite sexual fantasies and only included her in my second alternates post of the Casting the Justice League movie series although I am not sure which role I would give her. In any case I would go so far as to create a completely new character just to have the super stacked songstress giant - sized 39EE jingle bells in my JLA movie.

My number one on that list is of course my all time wet sex dream the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

And to top it all off the erection projection performance of Janet Jackson in that video is so explicit that it never aired on german music television.




Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

  
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

My number two has changed and it´s cinema cult siren Halle Berry again who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and completely redeemed herself in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew. Which nobody really got to see since they censored it more than three times - about which I wrote a special post .

And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.

Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster during these meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute but she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

You might ask who my new number three is and it is probably no surprise that Yaya Han, the cosplay queen who got herself 40D oppais has that position. Not only based on the fact that my chances of bumping into her at a comic convention are higher than of actually meeting anybody else on this list but also because she combines four of my favorite things. Asian sexbombs, women with big boobs, video games and comics. I mean, how many chicks do you know who bring their own Chun Li / Power Girl outfit ?

And how many do a practical topless cosplay like Yaya Han´s War Goddess Enyo where she is only wearing some microscopic pasties on her boobs ?

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.



Speaking of blow up sex dolls whose milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, while looking for new Mariah Carey videos I chanced upon one that features some massitas in tiny bikinis shaking their huge melons which got me thinking that it´s about time Mariah Carey did one of those again.

With her porn star body she was just made for this kind of music videos.

Even adult comic book artist Kevin J. Taylor ( best known for his THE GIRL series ) modeled the star of many of his stories, oral sex addict Jill a.k.a. the Seventh Blowjob Boobwonder Of The World a.k.a. the Dicktaming Deepthroat Diva after Mariah. And who am I to argue with such a master ?

Also it wouldn´t be the first time Mariah Carey has shown off her two huge talents in a bikini or swimsuit. She really got nothing to hide and with her current overdeveloped chest we can hope the director puts Mariah´s breast side into a micro bikini so we can get some nipple slips.

Speaking of Mariah Carey videos, as I said there are a few that have accumulated but I am not going to put them all in this post since I am saving a few choice ones for future posts. I couldn´t include as much material about Mariah Carey as I hoped but I we´re off to a good start.










Of course I can´t let the opportunity pass to add a few more videos since there are never enough posts to include the hundreds of videos I have bookmarked. It´s also a small bonus treat for my faithful readers who have held out until this point or those who simply skip to the end of the post.





I don´t know with which algorithm YouTube choose its recommendations but they got me good with the preview picture on this one. I don´t know if the girl who is stretching out the yellow shirt - I think her name is Shen Lee - is a porn star but you know that those guys ripped off her shirt and took turns fondling her boobs five minutes after they stopped taping.

Her overdeveloped double airbags probably got them so worked up that they were no longer content to just squeeze her puppies and she had to massage their rock hard boners with her huge melons. From there things escalated quickly until they forced the fillipino hooker in - training to a no - holds - barred penetration sensation gangbang. Which was the point where they started filming again so they would earn a small fortune from horny shut - ins to see how they dicktameed her with their horsecocks.




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Tom Peyer´s World of Tomorrow Wednesday

Since I have once again spent the whole night battling with severe health issues I have decided to finally finish the often postponed tribute to Tom Peyer who celebrated his 65th birthday on the 23rd last month. Mea culpa.

I first skipped it for a post about artist Greg Laroque and his contribution to THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and then it got pushed back again for my latest post about Doug Moench´s brilliant series SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU . But Today´s post is about Tom Peyer. His name may not appear on a lot of best comic writers lists but he wrote a lot of books with the Legion of Super - Heroes during what is affectionately - and by some fans not so affectionately - called the Threeboot Legion as well as some of the ancillary titles like L.E.G.I.O.N. 93 or R.E.B.E.L.S. 94 which I enjoyed.

I did a special post for Tom Peyer in 2017 and I still had a lot of covers left from that so making a new post should have been like a walk in the park.

Or so you might think. To add another wrinkle I didn´t want to make it just about one of the many series he wrote so finding the right mix was a bit difficult. And since he worked on the Threeboot Legion and Alan Davis did a lot of the covers I was sorely tempted to do a post mainly with his art but decided against it. Because I have finally enough high quality material for an Alan Davis Legion of Super - Heroes post so I am only going to include one or maybe two original Alan Davis covers in this Tom Peyer post and only pieces where I got a second version of much better quality.

Coming back to the Tom Peyer post that almost happened, I already had selected all the art and was all set to go BUT it was Oscar night and that fiasko delayed it for another day. And when I saw that that day it would have been Greg LaRocque´s birthday anyway I decided the Tom Peyer post was already so late that another few days wouldn´t matter. A few days turned into a few weeks - as so often on this blog - but another thing you can count on is that while some posts don´t get on the blog as planned they are not forgotten, only delayed. And now without any further ado here are some of the comics where you can find Tom Peyer´s wordsmiting.

We start the entertainment section with the birthdays I missed since my last post and on March the 8th we had Cynthia Rothrock who turned 62.

She was not only one the biggest martial arts ladies of the 80s and 90s, the sizzling sexpot was the main inspiration for Mortal Combat´s Sonya Blade.

But the reason why I had to include her in this post is that originally my last post should have been about her. You see, I wanted to finally give her her own cult siren post but then I stumbled over Tylene Buck´s birthday so I decided to do a re - post for Tylene since my last post about her was two years ago and as usual that was that. I thought I could do both posts very quick but that never works out. In any case I would have only re - posted what I wrote about Cynthia Rothrock in this post anyway so it´s not a big deal that I didn´t do a new post. The post had some general thoughts of yours truly about Cynthia but the main part is about Tiger Claws where Cynthia Rothrock plays a female cop who dresses up as a hooker in the opening sequence - and practically showcases her big boobs throughout the movie. So if you have not seen it definitely go and check it out.

When I first saw that movie I was not prepared for Cynthia´s giant double airbags and I wondered when she got such huge melons and where she had been hiding those amazing sweater puppies all the time. I did a bit of research and it´s rumored that she got some 34C - 25 - 34 enhancements.

 
Today´s SJW´s are always talking about female empowerment but back in the 80s Cynthia Rothrock was living it as she was not only a trailblazer for women - not only was she the first woman to be featured on the cover of a martial arts mag the still undefeated five time World Karate Champion who holds five black belts was the first to win a man´s championship - she also got paid to beat men up. And the better and more thorough she beat them up the more she got paid. That´s like the ultimate feminist dream.

In all seriousness, at a time when most caucasians were cast in Hong Kong movies as either the villains or comic relief she played the main heroine.

Cynthia Rothrock always wanted to do riskier scenes and was willing to show even more skin ( after all what is the use of training your body to physical perfection if you can´t show it ? Especially if you are an actress where your body is one of your main factors determining what roles you get and what you are paid. ) but her agent always vetoed it who for some reason thought it would hurt her market value as a female martial arts star if she did nude scenes. Thankfully buxom Cynthia did manage to get her way in many Femme Fatales issues much to the delight of her male fans.

And she was finally allowed to strut her stuff on screen in movies like Fatal Passion, Undefeatable and especially Sworn to Justice which does not only star Cynthia in the title role of a woman out on revenge but also was produced by her. So you know that it is going to kick ass. It also shows ass since the top heavy blonde is aware what movie goers want and so shows a lot of her body. She even serves up a brief look at her twin trophies in a lovemaking scene. It’s her only skin onscreen to date, so enjoy it guys !

Speaking of busty blondes taking off clothes in martial arts movies, while I´m a big Cynthia Rothrock fan the best part of China O´Brian II is Melanie Good with legs that almost go up to her chin who is better than good. Or is it she is good at being bad since she plays a stripping contract killer ?

Instead of another movie that gets deleted before long here is an episode of Durch die Nacht ( Through The Night ) with Cynthia Rothrock and one of her most frequent on screen partners Richard Norton. His name is burned in my brain since I watched the credits - I think for Shanghai Express - and everything was in japanese kanji when all of a sudden there was Richard Norton in roman letters. Than it was back to the japanese symbols. Man, I was laughing so hard. Durch die Nacht follows two celebrities - who may know each other or not - through one night and the episodes are quite interesting. Like most of the good stuff on german tv featuring art, pop culture things or movies it is produced by the french channel arte. 



Deja vu, the strange feeling you have seen or experienced something before. In this case it´s hasian sexbomb Leia Meow which actually was in the aforementioned Tylene Buck a.k.a. Major Gunns post. I thought I was finished but going through my old posts I found out that Rick Steiner´s birthday is not on the 7th of March but on the 9th so this belongs into this post. Anyway, Rick Steiner turned 58 on March the 9th and the thing I always remember is the time they always brought Leia Meow to the ring. Not only did she have a porn name she also had the huge oppais for it.

Leia a.k.a. Kristina Laum was the manager of the Jung Dragons and she always got lots of attention for her hot outfits although she also has wrestling skills and could put a Frankensteiner on Jamie Noble if necessary.

Leia started at ECW under the name of Kimona Wanalaya and besides sharing a lesbian kiss with Beulah her biggest claim to fame was her infamous striptease ( sorry for the bad quality of the videos ) during a long intermission after the ring broke at an ECW event. Also longtime wrestling fans might recall that she was with Rick and Scott Steiner when they were called the Varsity Club. Now I don´t care under which name the Steiner Brothers wrestle since they are a top notch tag team but because of the whole college boys angle Leia Meow dressed up as a cheerleader .

Maybe someone out there can help me out and knows from which match the animated GIF above is and where I can find the video on YouTube.

Coming back to Rick Steiner his brother Scott is the more successful one who became a member of the NWO as Big Poppa Pump. And I could have included one of the many videos I bookmarked with him and his freaks.

But since it is Rick´s birthday I went through all the episodes of Catch Up to find one that included a match with the Steiner Brothers. Man, lately I am really on a nostalgia trip. In my last post I wrote a lot about the glory days of wrestling with sexbombs like Tylene Buck - and the 90s cult strip show Tutti Frutti which among the many women who took their clothes off featured Becky Mullen who appeared in Andy Sidaris movies and the wrestling show G.L.O.W. - and Today we are back to when wrestling was not " sports entertainment " but simply good and clean entertainment.



We start Todays roll call of celebrity anniversaries with Ela Weber who turns 53. Longtime readers may remember her since one of the very first animated GIFs I posted on this blog was of her erection inducing cleavage.

Born in Dettelbach, Bavaria, Germany as Manuela Hannelore Weber like so many others before her Ela had to go abroad to be successful. It´s not like she didn´t try to make it here. Ela appeared in Flieg mit Air - tl ( yep, that´s the kind of witty puns you get from german tv shows ) with Frank Elstner and applied as a host for Peep ! replacing Dieter Bohlen´s ex sex toy the exotic half sudanese Nadja Abd El Farrag. Who pretty much run the show into the ground after Dieter Bohlen´s former blow up sex doll the 34C mega MILF Verona Feldbusch made the show a huge success.

Ela would have led the show to new heights but she quit when the bosses of RTL 2 wanted to have sole control of the videos shown in the show. She also wasn´t happy with the way german shows present women in general :

" They make women come across the television screens as plain Janes. If you see the ladies on the street after the show they are better dressed and have better make up. They are almost glowing. It´s unbelievable ! "

In the late 1980s she moved to Italy where they were more appreciative of her qualities and Ela used her breast assets to the best of her abilities :

" I go completely overboard depicting the femininity of the infamous german Busenwunder. I play the caricature of the blonde sexbomb. "

Ela became famous for her various tv appearances where she displayed her titanic teutonic 36D twin torpedoes be it as a guest on such shows like Quelli Che Il Calcio with italian real life Power Girl Federica Ridolfi and the often re - posted italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura or as a member of the cast of such variety shows like Scherzi Aparte and Stranamore.



The former gas station owner turned model / showgirl got her big break as the assistant of Paolo Bonolis and became known to a bigger audience when she started co - hosting the Canale 5 quiz show Tira E Molla.



With such hugely developed star qual - titties it would have been crazy not to use it for the big screen and Ela has appeared in such movies as Uomini Senza Donna, A Spasso Nel Tempo, Mucho Macho and Se Lo Fai Sono Guai where she played the Doctor I wish I had during my rehab.



As a model she used her fascinating features as a spokesmodel for Playtex and her mouthwatering 36D - 24 - 36 measurements that are guaranteed to skyrocket the sales numbers of any men´s magazines can be enjoyed in a nude calendar shoot for Auto Oggi and the german edition of the PLAYBOY.

And she is very popular with the italian viewers - especially the male ones - because of her giant melons which she presents in plunging cleavages and skimpy outfits which have led to various hot wardrobe malfunctions .





With her huge set of lungs it was only a matter of time before Ela turned her attention to singing especially since her body was made for videos.



We are staying with music and another model turned actress, Leslie Parrish who celebrates her 84th birthday. Although I am not 100 % sure about that since her american wikipedia entry states her birthday is on the 18th of March. Leslie started as a talented and promising piano and composition student at the Philadelphia Conservatory of Music and became a model because it earned more than as a waitress or piano teacher. She was Miss Color TV where she was the human test pattern to check the accuracy of skin tones during broadcasts but it soon became apparent that she was destined for greater things. Her first big role was in the 1959 Lil Abner musical which is the only reason why I knew her name in the first place.

Usually I list some of the birthday candidates credits but then I read that she appeared in more than 100 tv shows including Batman and Star Trek so maybe we can skip this part just for once. Coming back to the first time I saw anything with Leslie Parrish it all goes back to a video with her from the Lil Abner musical I found on YouTube. This was back when the movie people still gave a damn about being true to the original source material.



So far I haven´t found this movie which has a great cast that even includes Julie Newmar and Jerry Lewis in this little scene anywhere.



Speaking of source material, the movie was adapted from the hit 1956 Broadway musical which in turn was - naturally - based on the satirical comic strip by Al Capp that ran for 43 years, was translated in 28 countries and had a profound influence on the way the world viewed the American South. With such a successful basis it´s no surprise this wasn´t the first Lil Abner movie. The first one is from 1940 and don´t let the preview picture fool you it is in black and white. It does feature Buster Keaton.



They also tried to get a tv show off the ground but for some reason it didn´t get approved. You can find a few parts of the unsold tv pilot.



I could write a whole post just about Lil Abner although to tell the truth I don´t know that much about the comic strip except that Frank Frazetta did some of his earliest work ghosting for Al Capp. Anyway, there also was a Lil Abner cartoon and the first ones I found were in black and white but in the intro it said " In Technicolor " so I dug a bit deeper and found one.



Now you might think that it´s difficult to find a segueway from Lil Abner to our next birthday candidate but when Harvey Kurtzman created MAD magazine he was heavily influenced by the art of humor you could find in Al Capp´s comic strip. One of the indispensable contributors to MAD is Al Jaffe who turns 98 and who not only did a ton of the usual parodies but also his famous Clever Answers To Stupid Questions and he earned himself a place in the comic book history books as the inventor of the MAD fold in pages we all love ( you can find 13 of these over at 13th DIMENSION  ).

The title of the video below is a bit misleading because while EC Comics William Gaines outsmarted the Comics Code Authority by publishing MAD in magazine form which did not fall under their jurisdiction I don´t think Al Jaffe had a lot to do with it. The video still has some insights about how the first MAD fold - in was created and about Al Jaffe´s work process.



We close Today´s post with a new entry in our Dearly Departed section with Herbert Fleischmann. He appeared in one of my favorite series Graf Yoster gibt sich die Ehre as well as in Kara Ben Nemsi Effendi, Drei Männer im Schnee, Der Kommissar, Es muß nicht immer Kaviar sein, Tatort, Geschichten aus der Zukunft or Derrick although he is probably known best for his role of Dr. Schiller on the german sci fi cult classic Raumpatrouille - Die phantastischen Abenteuer des Raumschiffs Orion.



Fun fact : Wolfgang Völz who played Mario de Monti on Raumpatrouille also portrayed ex - con turned butler / sidekick Johann of Graf Yoster.



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