Of supermen, swamp monsters and bikinis

Gathering certain parts of the post addendum that I like to include in my posts can be difficult sometimes because they do not always fall into one category. But in others cases as in this one it can be quite simple since most of it has a connection to DC Comics. It has been a while since I wrote about the Man of Steel so I wanted to seize the opportunity to revisit the Man of Tomorrow with Ivan Reis from Brazil who turned 43 on June the 11th and who is the artist on Brian Michael Bendis SUPERMAN.

I first took notice of his art when he was working on Lady Death for Chaos Comics and longtime readers of the blog may remember how excited I was when he took over Green Lantern. Back in the day I wrote that DC should make sure they keep this guy and I do not know if the big DC execs really read my blog of if it´s just a coincidence but he has stayed with the company until now working on such big event stories like Blackest Night.

Of course he also did a lot of stuff during the New 52 period ( how glad on a scale from one to ten are you that it´s finally over ? I always said we were going to get through this train wreck ) which made it difficult for me to get the same kick out of the comic books he draws actually like before.

Nevertheless I wrote a special Ivan Reis birthday post but I don´t have enough material to warrant a new post and I haven´t yet read anything of the new Superman book by Brian Michael Bendis for which he is doing the art. I have seen some great reviews of it as well as some catastrophic ones so I am going to wait a little longer with checking those out. From what I have seen the art looks great as usual but as long as the jury´s out on whether it is really worth it I have enough reading material on my plate.

That said there are a few familiar faces that seem to pop up in the series but I still have my reservations. Crayton below seems to like it but as always Brian Michael Bendis is not that good dealing with a continuity he did not create. So it will probably be him creating his own new continuity - which a lot of new writers do when they come onto the Superman titles - instead of something like Grant Morrison´s epic ALL STAR SUPERMAN where he used all the best parts of the Superman lore to remind readers why this strange visitor has captured our imaginations for over 80 years.



We are staying in the realm of DC Comics with buxom brunette Adrienne Barbeau who celebrated her 74th birthday and who has been in such cult movies like ex - husband John Carpenter´s Escape From New York and The Fog and the first Swamp Thing movie which I prefer to the second one.

I know that there are people who like the second one better because of the overall campy atmosphere and the better special effects but give me Adrienne Barbeau over Heather Locklear any day. Granted, they had Penthouse Pet of the Month Monique Gabrielle in the second one who catapulted herself into the top ranks of cult sirens with her performance in Emanuelle 5 but they didn´t give her much to do. Would it have hurt so much to have a scene where the two annoying boys we have to stand the whole movie peek at her naked ? Or at least let her wander around in her underwear or a bikini. What a blatant misuse of grade - a babe material.

Speaking of which, while Adrienne Barbeau appears in Creepshow her performance is sadly not as sexy as in Cannonball Run where she played one of the Lamborghini Babes and her main function was to show her deep cleavage as often as possible. Now that director knows his job.

Which doesn´t work on this hot lady cop played by Valerie Perrine whom some may remember as Lex Luthor´s aide / sexbomb / sex slave ( ? ) Miss Teschmacher from the first two SUPERMAN movies ( a lot of people forget that she reprised her role in the second movie ). Valerie Perrine not only appeared nude in PLAYBOY, the 39B blow up sex doll was also the first actress to purposely display herself nude on american television. Which is why compared to her all other versions of Miss Teschmacher are a joke.

Speaking about Cannonball Run, one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .



Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the hot waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her The Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not really a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).

Adrienne Barbeau was destined for boob fame from the moment she began her career as a go go dancer for the mob and in the Off Broadway nudie musical Stag Movie thanks to her 36D - 25 - 36 measurements.

She had the biggest boobs on sitcom tv during the 70s when she played the daughter of Bea Arthur´s tit - ular firebrand on Maude where the small screen could barely contain her huge melons in such episodes like The New Housekeeper , Walter´s Ethics , Walter´s Crisis , The Slumlord , Carol´s Promotion , The Election , Maude´s Facelift but especially The Case of the Broken Punch Bowl and Maude´s Big Decision and I´ve never seen so much bouncing action on prime time tv as in Maude´s Musical .

As Adrienne Barbeau recalls : " What I didn´t know was that when I said my lines I was usually walking down a flight of stairs and no one was even listening to me. They were just watching my giant breasts precede me. "

The ultra bosomy brunette was also cast in numerous made - for - tv films and guest appearances on cleavage - enhanced shows show as The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Valentine Magic on Love Island as well as a very memorable braless dash on Battle of the Network Stars . In her biography Adrienne claims : " I actually thought CBS asked me to be on Battle of the Network Stars because they thought I was athletic. My husband clued me in : who cared if I won the race, as long as my tits bounced when I ran. "

The popularity of Barbeau´s 1978 cheesecake poster confirmed her status as a sex symbol. While reviewers have sometimes criticized her acting ability, Barbeau´s popularity stemmed partly from what critic Joe Bob Briggs referred to as the " two enormous talents on that woman " and her typecasting as a " tough broad ". Barbeau refused offers to appear topless in PLAYBOY, although she has appeared nude in High Society, films and Off Broadway plays. Despite her initial success, she said at the time that she thought of Hollywood as a " flesh market " and that she´d rather appear in films that " explore the human condition " and which " deal with issues ".

I was thinking about which Adrienne Barbeau video would be appropriate for this post when I came upon one of the earlier mentioned made - for - tv skin flicks, in this case The Great Houdini from 1976 who counts the all too short topless scenes of Adrienne Barbeau as one of its saving graces.

The other is that it counts amongst its cast such illustrious actors like Paul Michael Glaser ( best known as Dave Starsky on Starsky & Hutch ), Bill Bixby ( best known as Dr. David Banner on The Incredible Hulk ) and Peter Cushing known from a variety of roles from Sherlock Holmes to Doctor Van Helsing and Baron Victor Frankenstein in a plethora of Hammer movies to Grand Moff Tarkin in the original Star Wars movie. As coincidences would have it Peter Cushing´s anniversary was just on the 26th of last month.



Because the movie is rather old the picture quality in the clip with Adrienne Barbeau´s best scenes above is not that high but for those of my faithful readers that are not deterred by that here is the full movie.



Returning to DC Comics on June the 12th we had the anniversary of the late great Len Wein who also has one post on the blog dedicated to him.

When I wrote the post in 2016 Len Wein was still alive but I am glad I got to give props to one of the greats in his time. He has done everything, from writing classic moments in comic history like the first appearance of Wolverine or the new X - Men team for that matter ( people forget that he got the book started and then handed it over to Chris Claremont ), or the iconic Swamp Thing series with Bernie Wrightson. He also edited THE NEW TEEN TITANS by Marv Wolfman , George Perez and Romeo Tanghal.

I always wanted to do a proper Swamp Thing post but it´s still difficult for me to compute that Bernie Wrightson is no longer with us. As is Len Wein now. It seems like all the great comic book creators of my youth are slowly fading away or not being used in comics anymore because of the SJWs and I don´t know what´s worse. Which I´m mentioning just to give you an idea what made me think about trying to make comic books myself again.

Since we are on the subject of SWAMP THING I wanted to post the trailer for the new tv show. I don´t know why DC nixxed the series after the first season but the episodes I have seen so far look really good. It seems they are going back to the original vision of Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson on this one but I wouldn´t be too surprised if they included some things from Alan Moore´s acclaimed run of Swampy just to throw the audience off.



We are making a small detour to the other side of the street with Kat " Double D " Dennings who turned 33 on June the 13th. She is best known for providing the two breast reasons to watch 2 Broke Girls and the Thor movies where she appeared alongside Stellan Skarsgard who plays Erik Selvig and oddly enough celebrated his 68th birthday on the same day.

When I did my first posts on Kat she had done her first Thor movie and 2 Broke Girls had just finished its season one. Now that show took off even if she didn´t show off her magnificent 38DDs as often as she could have.

I´m never quite sure on which season I am, I think I started with season five but it has been so long I´ll have to start from the first episode again.



Speaking of tv cult sirens with huge DD boobs, originally I didn´t want to mention Ashley and Mary - Kate Olsen, who also turned 33 but I have to thank them for bringing mega stacked Jodie Sweetin to my attention.

Three years ago I had no idea who she was since I had not seen that many episodes of Full House but thanks to all the brouhaha about how she puts the fuller part in Fuller House with her 36DDs and parent groups dissing the reboot because of references to sex and drugs - and because of Jodie Sweetin´s überdeveloped chest which is totally inappropriate for family viewing - I am aware of this. One of these days I have to start watching the episodes if there is really so much inappropriate boobage in them.



And we are staying at the 80s with Tim Allen who celebrated his 66th birthday and who is best known as the voice of Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story movies and Home Improvement where he introduced us to some pretty hot women like Pamela Anderson and Debbe Dunning. I still have seasons 6 and 7 of Home Improvement on my to watch pile and I admit I only got them because of Debbe Dunning´s incredible muscle control .

Debbe Dunning was destined to become a sex symbol as the double D is not only in her name. I cast her as Knockout in my JLA Redux post and she is also a top contender for the Top Ten Jessica Rabbit Lookalike Babes.

Debbe first had a guest appearance with a name that´s impossible to pronounce and a stunning blue dress before she became a permanent cast member, taking up the mantle of Pamela thanks to her bikini hardbody.

Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket .

Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.



The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.

No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.

Anyway, I still intend to do posts for all of the striptease babes on my list but every year I have to postpone Pamela Anderson´s cult siren entry.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

It has been a while since I posted a bikini contest video but you can´t mention Baywatch without some bikini sexbombs from the 90s. Both Baywatch and bikini contests were the biggest 90s ratings successes.

This may be a re - post but for this occassion I picked the California Girl Bikini Contest 14 not only because it´s one of the few that´s in good quality but also because it features the Bikini Open All Stars. In this contest you can see such familiar blow up sex dolls like Mercedes above , busty blonde Pamela Brown or Brooke Thompson and in her case things could get confusing because she sometimes started under the name of Brooke and other times under the name Brandi , Bridget or Michelle. But while you could get her names mixed up there was no mistaking that hardbody. These are the kind of women movements I can´t get enough of.



As usual this was just my random and completely personal selection and you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 13th of June in this post .

Since I have mentioned her in the post I wanted to include a video with german Schlagerstar Nicki. This is one of her live appearances from the period when her booming teenage bust began to stretch out her tops and her perfectly sculpted bubblebutt made her jeans fit all that tighter. What had begun as kind of a lame joke became more serious as every guy tried to get her drunk enough to break the bavarian cowgirl in like a breeding mare in heat and find out once and for all what rhymes best with Nicki.



Because I mentioned The New Teens Titans in this post Today´s cartoon video is about the adaption of their most famous storyline in the first cartoon show. I know that they also did a more recent one as an animated movie but that one was so bad that I don´t think we need to address it.

Right now it looks like the next episodes of Young Justice is laying the seeds for this and I´m sure that when the live action Titans series ever finishes introducing the main characters they may also do another version of it. So I´m sure we will go back to the fountain on this blog even if it is only in my long postponed DEATH IN COMICS : THE DEATH OF TERRA post.



As we already have one full movie in this post and I wanted to include something for the horror flick fans here is a review of Highway To Hell.

Although to tell the truth, the main reason why I watched Brandon´s Cult Movie Review also has to do with music and big boobs. Because singing hard rock sexbomb Lita Ford provides the erotic highlight of the movie with her busty cameo appearance as a horny hitchhiker. She is almost sexually assaulting the main character ( I can just picture her dragging him to the backseat to milk his boner dry ) and when he asks her what the quickest way to hell is she answers : " Sex, drugs and rock´ n roll. " Man, if I was the guy in the movie I would have lost it there and then and this time I would be the one to drag her to the backseat. I don´t know about drugs since they can have a negative effect on your sexual performance but I wouldn´t mind having some sex with this rock n´ roll babe and come between her big bongos. She became famous for a different kind of oral performance but I´m sure Lita knows how to put the SUCK in succubus !

Apart from that it may not be the greatest horror movie you will watch but it is a very entertaining one and an overlooked gem that has a lot of neat ideas and black humor. And if I have not made it clear enough, bra busting Lita Ford´s cameo appearance as a megahorny, nymphomanic, sex - starved oral hitchhiker from hell alone is worth the price of admission.



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Who wrote the man in the Iron Man mask ?

Yep, it´s another unscheduled spin - off post but since the part about David Micheline who celebrated his 71st birthday on May the 6th is the longest comic related part of the post it´s the easiest to cut off. David is of course best known for his iconic contribution to the Iron Man book.

And while a lot of people may not think that he has had an impact on their life there probably would not have been any movies with Iron Man or Tony Stark without him. Because what you see in any of the Marvel movies from the first Iron Man to Avengers : Endgame that´s David Micheline / Bob Layton / John Romita Jr Iron Man. But we will come back to that in a bit.

There are of course a plethora of other comicbooks David Micheline has written over the decades most notably the Aquaman run in Adventure Comics with art by Jim Aparo in which Black Manta killed off Aquaman´s infant son ( one of the watershed moments in comic history ), Avengers from 1978 to 1982 with George Perez and John Byrne and Amazing Spider - Man from 1987 to 1994 with Todd McFarlane, Erik Larsen and Mark Bagley.

Speaking about Todd McFarlane, those who read my two posts about Todd McFarlane´s run on The Incredible Hulk with Peter David might remember that I promised my next Todd McFarlane post will be about his rendition of the webslinger and it will probably be part of the David Micheline run.

I don´t have the time to list all of the series he worked on but I he wrote some VALIANT books and Action Comics for 3 years so he will pop up in future posts about VALIANT and John Byrne´s SUPERMAN relaunch. David Micheline´s track record with characters is also very impressive as he co - created Claw the Unconquered, The Star Hunters, Venom ( another movie you can thank him for ), Carnage, Ant - Man Scott Lang ( ditto ), the Taskmaster, the Ghost ( ditto ), Bethany Cabe and Jim Rhodes ( ditto ).

And while I haven´t done yet any posts expressively for David Micheline he was part of the team - together with Bob Layton and John Romita Jr. - that brought Iron Man back from possible cancellation and I have written about that run - or better yet runs since they were on and off on that book - ad nauseum starting in 2013 when I pimped the Iron Man by David Micheline, Bob Layton and John Romita Jr Omnibus hardcover that was sold through amazon Germany for a measly 57 EUROS ( I bet everybody who didn´t believe me that it was a bargain price is kicking himself now because the current price is between 115 and 620 bucks ) back then.

I continued the topic of his run on Iron Man in my first real Bob Layton birthday post in 2013 - where I almost forgot his birthday but managed to get a post in under the wire - while the 2014 post concentrated on the return to greatness when I started reading american comics and Bob Layton and David Micheline engaged in the first Armor Wars. The post also included some art pages from issue 232 by the great Barry Windsor Smith.

In 2015 I got on a bit of tangent because I know that money is always tight for comic readers so the post was mainly about which issues of Iron Man have already been reprinted where and in 2016 I decided to take a break from Iron Man and do a spotlight on Bob Layton´s Hercules mini - series .

So as you might have guessed from the title this post is once again all about IRON MAN but since it´s also about David Micheline who was one of the writers - the other being Bob Layton - I am not doing the usual black and white post where I include a lot of original art pages. You have enough of that in the main post about Marv Wolfman´s NEW TEEN TITANS so here are a few pages where you can enjoy David´s wonderful writing abilities.

Usually I try to switch things up with a comicbook related birthday, then one about a cult siren and then something else but - as longtime readers know - things don´t always work out that way. Most often than not they bulk together and so we have a few comicbook related birthdays first, then a lot of the usual sexbombs before we finally bring it back to comics.

This being a spin off - post we have an almost entirely sexbomb - centric post addendum but I think the comicbook related part is long enough as it is and including more stuff would defeat the whole purpose of this post.

On May the 16th we had a number of cult siren anniversaries starting with somebody I can´t mention often enough on the blog ( although I have refrained from including her too often in my latest posts ) which is my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson, the living blow up sex doll that walks.

She turned 53 and she has three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.

Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .

If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !

It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.

I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.

And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex. 

Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.



Continuing with the anniversaries of the 16th of May we have Tori Spelling who celebrated her 46th birthday. As baffling as it may seem I actually wrote about her - okay, mostly about her sexy dance in a hooker outfit on Beverly Hills 90210 - in a birthday post about Tiffany Amber Thiessen .

If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.

What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. " 

I started watching Beverly Hills 90210 on the basis of Tori´s constantly growing boobs which was a product of her Dad´s financed surgery and blow up sex doll Tiffani Amber Theissen´s exploding chest which was a product of nature. The buxom brunette of your wet pervy dreams has been scorching up the tv screens worldwide with her curvaceous body and her überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills and it helped a lot that Tiffani was often in bikinis or leather hooker outfits much to the delight of horny prepubescent boys and the rest of the male population on the planet.

Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis on that show.

Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls. The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .

She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, olympic stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.

But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.

I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours.



After this little sexbomb trifecta tangent we get back to May the 16th with David Boreanaz who reaches the big five o with 50 years.  He is best known as FBI Agent Seeley Booth from Bones but he started his career on Buffy and later the spin off Angel together with Charisma Carpenter who also was on Veronica Mars. I have three seasons of Angel on my to watch pile and with any luck I can get the others before I start so I can binge watch them all. One day when I can find them on amazon I´m even going to watch the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started.

One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.

In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn!

Pierce Brosnan has completed his 66th year and not only was he the best James Bond after Sean Connery he also had one of the best Bond girls .

 

Halle did her erotic dance in Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish but mostly Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew.

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

I know it is kind of a repost but since Halle Berry is not as often in this section as other cult sirens here are her best scenes from The Last Boy Scout and Password : Swordfish. Well, her best scene from The Last Boy Scout and her second best scene from Password : Swordfish since you can´t find the uncensored version of her best scene from it on YouTube.




Somebody who also did it for real in front of the cameras in at least a few of her movies is naturally stacked 90s softcore sexbomb Shannon Whirry .

Usually I can´t include this kind of movies because you can´t find them on YouTube. Or at least not in good quality when it´s not the polish language version with bold kantonese or mandarin subtitles. But a few days ago I stumbled upon Ringer and a few other skin flicks and I chose the german version because in the english version the last sex scene - the one where you can see her getting impaled on the guy´s appendage - was censored.

I´m a bit surprised that the german version is uncensored and the original english version is censored. In most cases it´s just the other way around.



At the moment all the Iron Man videos I have bookmarked are related to Avengers : Endgame and since we already have enough videos about movies here is a comic related one that is at least about the team Tony helped found. And not just about any period of the Avengers but one of it´s greatest runs. Which also was drawn by George Perez for most of it.

Coincidence ? I think not. Man, I already miss the guy from monthly comics but who knows, the way that Marvel Comics is destroying the comicbook industry right now maybe George got out while the getting was still good.



Instead of the usual cartoon we have a different kind of animation Today but I think my readers will appreciate it nevertheless. So how come I have never heard of DOCTOR PUPPET ? This is the most brilliant Doctor Who related thing and the perfect way to introduce kids to the glory of Who. Come on BBC, you need to get behind this and pimp the heck out of it.



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