Instead of D - Gruppe part 2 : a rant about tv series and more german superheroes

Today, before we start where we left off Yesterday I wanted to mention three female celebrity birthdays. For once because it´s not that often that you have three in a row and especially three that are connected with pop culture. The first one is Michelle Trachtenberg


who turns 26 and is of course best known for playing the sister of BUFFY which had various comic adaptions and even continued the last seasons in comicform.


A few of them were even written by the series mastermind Joss Whedon who also did a definite X - Men run with John Cassaday starting off ASTONISHING X - MEN.


In fact the series hasn´t reached a comparable level of quality ever since. Besides that I always have to laugh when her name is shown in the credits because it just sounds funny to me ( trachten = german traditional clothes, berg = mountain ) . What can I say ? I´m a weird person and I get my perks whereever I can. I also laugh when a name like David Krumholtz or Josh Eisendraht appears on screen.

Anyway, I was a big fan of the series and I had to tape all of the episodes. Because back then me and my two brothers all had jobs so somebody had to record the episodes so that we could see them when we had time for it. And of course the best way to record them with the vcr was to do it while watching it because that way you could stop it when the commercial break began and continue once it was over. That way you could skip the commercials and you could get an additional episode on the tape. I have all the episodes but of course now all the tapes I recorded for my brothers and me are labeled as " mine " because someone has to get rid of them.

Despite being a BUFFY fan I never read any of the comics not even the ones by Tim Sale. I was really curious about the " exclusive to comic " seasons but it never ended up on my reading pile. Maybe now with less DC books on my pull list - since most of what I read has been canceled or rebooted - I can finally track them down.

Today is also the 35th anniversary of Emily Deschanel, best known for playing bestselling Smithsonian squint Temperance Brennan on BONES


where she co - stars with David Boreanaz who played Angel, first on BUFFY and then in the spin - off series ANGEL. One of the best things about ANGEL - besides featuring the hot Carisma Carpenter - was the title song by Darling Violetta which was one of the things I missed most between seasons ( open in new window ). Like BUFFY I taped all episodes and now have to get rid of them somehow.


ANGEL of course also had various adaptions and continued the adventures in comic form and likewise I never read any of them. There´s even one by John Byrne that´s on my Christmas list.

And Today´s third celebrity birthday is Claudia Black ( 39 )


who was on the tv series BEASTMASTER, HERCULES, XENA, FARSCAPE, STARGATE, had a cameo on DRESDEN FILES and starred in the RIDDICK. She´s also a voice actress in the video games LORDS OF EVERQUEST, GOD OF WAR, PROJECT SYLPHEED, UNCHARTED 2 and 3, MASS EFFECT 2 and 3 and on the upcoming JUSTICE LEAGUE - DOOM animated feature ( as Cheetah ).


I have to say while I started watching all new episodes of STARGATE I lost track of it somewhere along the way and never quite caught up. There were some episodes of STARGATE ATLANTIS I watched while in Spain but since I was coming in near the finale it just felt kind of meh. FARSCAPE on the other hand is one sci fi series where I was really excited and I watched the first few episodes and it all went down the toilet very fast. To my recollection almost nothing that happened made any sense, the characters were two - dimensional ( in the best cases ) and you never understood their motivations.

Right now FARSCAPE is shown on ANIXE and STARGATE is in constant reruns on TELE 5 at least three times a day so - who knows ? I might finally catch up on the episodes.

DRESDEN FILES on the other hand is one of THE best tv series ever and if you have the possibility you must watch it. The series was broadcasted in Spain and my brother bought the first season ( and only season you bastards ! ) on DVD so that I could watch all the episodes I missed and there´s only one word to describe it : pure genius. This is as good as you are going to get in front of a tv set with your clothes on.


If you don´t know the series, it´s produced by Nicolas Cage and based on the Harry Dresden novels by Jim Butcher ( just the right name for this gory line of work ) of which a few have been adapted to the comicbook format. So far I have seen one in the german version but because the art was not really good I didn´t buy it. If you are interested you can find more info about the tv series here ( german info ).



Man, first BUFFY then ANGEL and now DRESDEN FILES, this post is really all about supernatural tv series. Which is kind of fitting since October is the month of werewolfes, ghouls and vampires, you know - Halloween.


BUT WAIT ! DER IS MORE !

In my last post I talked about german superheroes and there are two I didn´t mention : one I forgot and one I didn´t even know about. The latter being DER ENGEL ( THE ANGEL ) by Tomppa a.k.a. Thomas Leopold the winner of the Stan Lee Foundation and Todd McFarlane creative invite on talenthouse.com published by THENEXTART.


Lately I haven´t been to many german comic conventions and I don´t think I´ve seen it at the Stuttgarter Comicbörse, which is one of the few comic get - togethers in the nearer area I can attend. Like I said in my last post, I´m not a german comic historian and as I didn´t claim that the list I presented was complete in any way it might be excused that I was without a clue in that regard.

The first issue came out in 2009 and the second issue was released in June 2010 with three issues pending to complete the first five issue storyarc. According to the webpage the story takes place in

Berlin in the year 2029. The townscape has changed completely. Violence in the streets is the order of business. In this melting pot THE ANGEL embarks on his own crusade for revenge but he´s still unaware of the conspiracy, it´s extent and that he will soon be entangled by it.....

There are previews for issue 1 and issue 2 on my comics.de and as far as I could see the art is pretty solid. They also have an interview with Thomas Leopold which sadly is only available in german, sorry. Here is a video where you can see him doing a complete page for the comic :



The german superhero comic I DID read was DER UNHEIMLICHE KAKERLAK ( The uncanny Cockroach ) and I think one of the reasons why it wasn´t on my original list is that it is also part superhero spoof.


Not that it doesn´t do that in a trashy and entertaining kind of way but whenever I´m confronted with such an example of real talent meeting an interesting new premise I wonder how the comic would have turned out if they had taken the matter more serious. I know that not every writer can be the next Grant Morrison but I think that shouldn´t be for lack of trying.

Despite this shortcoming the comic by Undergroundcomix ( which is a hint why they may have felt the need to add a subversive note to the comic ) is quite entertaining in a trashy kind of way and the pocketbook that presents all the stories that have come out so far in black and white isn´t too expensive with 124 pages for 10 bucks. It has a lot of stuff I like to see in comics like sewers, superheroes in sewers, alligators in sewers and superheroes fighting alligators in sewers.


The book has various artists but the pages by Steff Murschetz stand out.


Steff was introduced to a brighter german audience when he did ROCKN ROLL PATROL, an Adults Only funny book about a female rock band that always ends up in some kind of sexual hijinks.


The stories that are collected in DER UNHEIMLICHE KAKERLAK pocketbook have been released online before and evolve around hobo Gordon Sander whose schizophrenic other personality is Der Kakerlak, a superhero whose headquarters is in the sewers. The character of the Kakerlak shows clear influences of other weird superheroes like The Tick or Badger while being his own twisted creature. Various villains try to take him out but he manages to foil their attempts.


What may be a bit confusing for readers is that while Der unheimliche Kakerlak previews for issue 1 , issue 2 and issue 3 are in color the printed version is in black and white. For interested parties there is an Der unheimliche Kakerlak review on Splashcomics ( german ) as well as an interview with Steff Murschetz ( german ) about Undergroundcomix and a drawing tutorial with Steff Murschetz .


So it´s once again time to wrap things up because I can barely keep my eyes open and I´m making more typos by the minute and I didn´t even get to continue on the subject of D - GRUPPE. But the post is already pretty long and I think it may get even longer once I get to re - read the Kakerlak comic.

As I have already embedded the videos of the things I talked about in the post Todays video at the end of the post is FACK SE ENERGIESPARLAMPE ( Fuck the energy - saving bulb ) by austrian rap duo Zwa Voitrottln ( two imbeciles ). Watch it, get addicted to it, spread it !



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Germany´s first Super Hero Team

I´m a terrible, terrible human being. No, really. On one side I keep bitching about Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Image and all the other comic companies not drowning me in review copies but when I finally get some comics to review it takes me like ages to do the reviews.


Case in point : D - GRUPPE by Terry Hooper - Scharf, Benjamin R. Dilworth and John Erasmus published by Black Tower Comics Group. I got the first three issues some time ago ( shame on me, it´s been so long that I have no idea when exactly ) well after issues 1 and 2 of BLACK TOWER ADVENTURE but since the story in D - GRUPPE takes place before the TWILIGHT OF THE GODS saga I thought it best to write about them first.

With all the noise and news bombardement about DC´s new 52 it is time to step back and look what else is happening in the comic world. There are a lot of comic readers out there who have stopped reading DC books or have reduced their DC reading pile so they might look for something new to read. So how about a comic universe that´s under the helm of one mastermind that doesn´t have any reboots ? Okay, it´s in black and white but the storytelling is way better than some examples I have seen in some of the new DC books. But what´s most important - they are fun to read.

When was the last time reading a comic book was fun ? I wish I had some of the new DC issues other than the new JUSTICE LEAGUE 1 by Geoff Johns and Jim Lee to compare. But in the first story of issue 1 of D - GRUPPE, a 14 page story called THE REVENGE OF THE ICE QUEEN, all seven members of the team are introduced and they go up against their first villain. While the story has not too much character interaction you get a pretty good idea how the team members relate to each other, what their powers are and what the purpose of D - Gruppe is. And of course you get a good dose of action.


Now before we go further into analyzing D - GRUPPE a few of my readers from outside of Germany may be wondering why the title of this post labels them as Germany´s first super hero team. I´m not really a historian of german superhero comics but my research points to it that there is no german comic book about a german super hero team that predates D - GRUPPE which was created in the 1970s and first published in the 1980s. Now why is that ?

The german comic market has always been mostly imported comics that were translated and while there were german comics by the big publishers and later by the independent press superheroes were a terrain most german comic creators were afraid to enter. Or if they did superheroes it was mainly for parodies of the existing american superheroes. Because the american comic creators - let´s face it - were the top dogs in the superhero area and most german comic creators didn´t think it was worthwhile or even possible to do german superheroes in a serious manner. And that´s not something that I´m making up since it was one of the many obstacles we faced when doing the now infamous first - and so far only issue - of POWER FREAKS.


As I said, I´m not a comic historian who knows everything about german comics and I´m not saying who influenced who but between the end of the 1990s and 2000 ( which was when we did POWER FREAKS ) there was a sudden spike in german comics in the independent comic scene that also contained some titles that featured superheroes or characters with superhero - like characteristica.

The first was HELDEN ( HEROES ) by Ralf Paul and Guido Paul which started in 1997 and was announced as " Germany´s answer to super hero comics by the country that brought you Blitzkrieg, Bratwurst and Heidi Klum " in the PREVIEWS catalogue. Although as far as I can remember the story is about the adventures of some rolegame playing team´s characters and as such rather a fantasy comic than a superhero comic.


In 2001 IPP Productions started DORN ( THORN ), their real, full - on superhero comic that took place in Cologne but there was no team involved.


In 1998 Infinity Verlag began publishing DIE VERGESSENEN ( THE FORGOTTEN ONES ) but as far as I can remember that book was more about conspiracies in the vein of X - FILES than straightforward superheroes and I guess nowadays it would be filed under " mystery ". Most books tried to do superheroes without putting too much attention to the superhero aspect.


A series that wasn´t afraid of being labeled as a superhero comic was NEW ARDEN CHRONICLES from Final Art Comics in 1999 which clearly showed it´s influences like the art of Todd McFarlane and the Image comics of the 1990s.


The same year Karicartoon Verlag started with KOPECK that had some superpowered people in it and although the main character was a mercenary I´m willing to let it count if somebody as Grifter is in the superhero category.


There also is UNION DER HELDEN ( UNION OF HEROES ) but while it does feature more than one superhero I´m not sure if it really qualifies since it´s a webcomic and not a drawn comic but a photo comic.





Now why have german superhero comics taken so long to surface ? To tell the truth I can only speculate but in american superhero comics there aren´t many german superheroes because most germans that appeared were villains. Because germans make the best villains. They are well structured, tidy, efficient, always on time, they have culture and come on.....Nazis, how can you beat that for a villain ? From Baron Strucker to Dr. Doom ( where Bavaria was changed to Latveria ) to the Red Skull most german comic characters were Nazis.


Or sometimes Nazi collaborateurs like Baron Blood who was not only a Nazi ( although from british heritage ) but also a vampire and aristocrat. Combining three evils in one person he was like the turducken of supervillains.

Aside from all the evil germans there have been a few attempts at creating german superheroes by american comic companies which ranged from the slightly embarassing E - Blitz from Düsseldorf, later called Blitzkrieger


to the more painful Hauptmann Deutschland who was later called Vormund who together were part of the Schutzheiligentruppe ( troop of patron saints ). Wile one of the possible translations of guardian is Vormund, in the german language Vormund is almost exclusively used in the sense of a legal guardian. The better translation would have been Wächter because Vormund just sounds ridiculous a a superhero name.


And do I even have to mention Bundesadler who appeared in a few panels of JMS´ Morlun story as food and to show how ridiculous the idea of a german superhero is ?


Okay, at this point most of you - or at least some of you - may be screaming : What about Nightcrawler ? He´s a popular superhero and he´s german. Right, this one was ours but they killed him off.

And let´s face it : he wasn´t the best looking one. In one of my earliest posts about the NIGHTCRAWLER miniseries by Roberto Aguirre Sacasa and Darick Robertson ( and I can recommend the two trades of it for all fans of Nightcrawler ) I wrote :

I think it´s no coincidence that Nightcrawler looks like he does. Come on, he´s the german guy on the team. Canada has the übermacho with Logan who is just slightly taller than Yoda, Africa got the goddess with Ororo, Ireland got the fighting drunk Sean, Russia got the iron worker ( because of the iron curtain ) with Pjotr, the native americans got Warbird ( who did not last that long....so maybe he was worse of than Nightcrawler )...and what did Germany get ? A bluefurred freak who looks like the devil's pet demon, a cross between papa smurf and Mephisto with the soul of a saint. Which is how Germany may appear to foreigners : ugly and cold on the outside. But once you get to know it a little better it´s full of warmth and beautiful things. Except Bielefeld which doesn´t really exist.


So historical speaking germans in comics are mostly Nazis and when they are heroes they are either ridiculous, disfigured, meet an untimely demise or - all of the above. I think at the moment Maverick is the only german superhero left in the Marvel universe and let´s see how long he lasts.

Keeping in mind the bad track record of german superheroes in american comics and the bad translations ( for names as well as for dialogue ) it´s a nice change of pace to read a book like D - GRUPPE with correct use of names and a real knowledge of the german culture and history. One of the reasons why I liked reading JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE was that they were travelling around and you could see many foreign countries. Or rather what american comic creators thought other countries looked like.

I remember that I had an issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE with me on the trip to Venice ( Italy ) with the art school and one of the other pupils leafed through the comic and complained that the indian city where the story took place didn´t look like indian cities look. Which was only natural since the most the artist knew about India was probably from what he had seen in some old Technicolor movie from the 1970s, like Fritz Lang´s THE TIGER OF ESCHNAPUR or THE INDIAN TOMB ( or JOURNEY TO THE LOST CITY ) which starred the sultry Debra Paget who did a really rauchy bellydance in the second movie.

I really don´t know how her outfit passed the censorship of that time.

Debra may not have been the biggest star but after the release of THE INDIAN TOMB the amount of fan mail for her received at 20th Century - Fox was only topped by that for Marilyn Monroe and Betty Grable.

Like I said, in most cases comics that take place in Germany are either poorly translated like the one with Spider - Man and Wolverine in Germany where Spider - Man thinks a guard is talking about the people he killed while in reality he´s only complaining about his wife being a lousy cook.

Or it´s done by someone who doesn´t know that much of the history and the country - both of which is clearly not the case in D - GRUPPE since Terry Hooper partially grew up in Germany.

Man, once again I didn´t get to the review part but I guess we´ll have to leave that for the next part as it´s already pretty late and I have to wrap this post up. But we will get to talk more about D - GRUPPE in the next installment and maybe I´ll even have time to mention that I almost came to be part of the comic.

As I have mentioned Debra Paget in this post I absolutely have to post the clip of her dance scene in THE INDIAN TOMB for all readers who are too young to have seen the movie.



I couldn´t find a video about the SPIDER - MAN VS WOLVERINE comic but they did square off in the animated series from the 90s. I tried to find the full episode but the only ones I could find were in bad quality, the latino dubbing or the wrong format. Or all of the things I just mentioned. Luckily I found this clip which is in good quality and the right format.



Speaking about that comic, I tried to find a video about german super heroes but the only one was from the GERMANY VS USA channel and while it says it´s about super heroes it doesn´t really mention any german super heroes or how super hero comics were published in Germany. So because americans who can´t read german really think those soldiers are talking about all the people they have killed I thought it appropriate to post a video about all the other lies about Germany foreigners are told.



Even though I didn´t really get to talk about D - GRUPPE in this post I wanted to include a video about them but I couldn´t find one, not even on Terry Hooper´s own video channel. So instead I´m posting a video about the Purple Hood which is at least super hero related.



And last but not least here´s the second Spider - Man movie. When I was growing up this was the pinnacle of comic book achievement.



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