Wednesday, July 23, 2008

DC UNIVERSE ZERO

So today I'm going to talk about DC universe 0. I mean DC universe zero. This zero looks more like an o than an 0. So I'm going to change all the 0 to the word " zero " so you know what I'm talking about. I was searching with a new picture search engine ( usually I just use google ) but it seems that it's not so good for comic relevant stuff. Which is not so bad since I did manage to find something on this front yesterday.


I DID find three new pics of Uma Turman in her Oscar outfit and lots of new pics of Janet Jackson - screencaps from JD's " gonna getcha " video as well as in her white dress in good quality that are almost impossible to find - which I'm going to post on my other blog. It seems the post on Luciana Salazar has to wait for now. So, it's time for some crisis management.

I don't think that I can talk about universe zero without talking about the first two CRISIS series. It may be old news to most readers but there might be the occasional Marvel zombie or DC newbie out there who don't know what all this CRISIS stuff is all about. I wrote something about CRISIS a few years ago but I think that was in the ELFENBEINTURM forum which has been closed since then. So here's the quick recap.

Too many Supermen


Back in the day the DC writers tried to get the most readers possible and they did whatever was necessary. I already wrote a bit about the crazy stories of Yesteryear in my COVERSTORY series but in the beginning when they had an idea for a Superman story they just went for it. Often that meant that at the end of the story it turned out to be a bad dream or they just undid everything with magic. Or it was because of red kryptonite. That was pretty popular once red kryptonite was invented. But over the years they went further and further away from that idea. The readers didn't like it that much if at the end everything turned out to be fake. Just ask Marvel about the CLONE SAGA - or BRAND NEW DAY in a few years.

Nevertheless the imaginary stories were quite popular with the readers so one day somebody at DC said : Why not create a second universe where everything can happen ? There was already the story THE FLASHES OF TWO WORLDS in which the concept of a second, parallel universe had been introduced. And there were the stories in which the Justice League ( from earth 1 ) and the Justice Society ( from earth 2 ) would meet and fight villains. So it was only logical to take it a step further. On earth 2 the writers had carte blanche to do whatever they wanted and since on earth 2 the heroes had been around longer and were older they decided to have Superman married with Lois Lane and Batman with Catwoman ....and so on.


At first that was a good idea but the longer the stories on earth 2 accumulated the more it's history differentiated from the history of earth 1. And for new readers it was very difficult to find their way.....even more as new earths were added. There was earth 3 which was a reverse earth with the crime syndicate as main characters, earth prime which at the beginning was our world but later on had Superboy as it's only hero, the earth were the old Charlton characters such as Blue Beetle, Phantom Lady or the Human Bomb were situated and the world that was the home of Captain Marvel and all the other Marvels. It didn't get less complicated by the fact that people went from one universe to the other and back. Black Canary from the Justice League was originally from earth 2 for instance. So one day there was a crisis.

Worlds will live. Worlds will die. And the DC universe will never be the same again.


In 1985 DC planned a series to celebrate the 5oth anniversary of DC comics but writer Marv Wolfman and artist George Perez put their own spin on it when they decided to get rid of DC's complicated history. The 12 issue maxiseries that got rid of the multiverse and gave the readers ONE earth was so successful that many readers think of it as the first big crossover series - even if it came after CONTEST OF THE CHAMPIONS and SECRET WARS....both from Marvel.


In CRISIS Marv Wolfman and George Perez gave the old multiverse a big farewell and it's still remembered not only for the fact that the Silve Age Flash Barry Allen and Supergirl died in the series ( still considered as two of the best deaths in comics ) but as one of the best comics EVER.

There will come a second crisis

With the crisis series DC had gotten rid of all the convoluted backstory but the problem was that not every writer was using this possibility. Titles like Superman, Wonder Woman or Flash were relauched and invented a brand new history but others were not and over the years DC tried to streamline the glitches in series like ZERO HOUR. One of the things that got more complicated because of crisis was Power Girl ( see how I always find a way to mention her ? ). Before the event she was the earth 2 version of Supergirl - bigger ( oh yeah ), better, stronger and more an independent person outside of the Superman franchise. But she was so popular that DC integrated her in the new recombined earth even if that lead to the problem that there were now two versions of the same character on one earth.


Because of the popularity of crisis there was a big companywide crossover every year ( Marvel mimicked this of course in their titles )and ZERO HOUR was one of them. Back in the crisis series somebody had uttered the words " There will come a second crisis. " and over the years there were a lot of rumors about it and readers were waiting for it. In his ANIMAL MAN series Grant Morrison ( who is by the way involved in FINAL CRISIS )used this to write a story in which characters that had existed before the crisis began to bleed over to our world. As the only DC character who remembered the crisis because he had worked with the Antimonitor ( the main villain ) Psycho Pirate was one of the main characters. The story is really excellent and I can recommend it to everybody who hasn't read it but the readers had to wait 20 years for the REAL second crisis.

Infinite Crisis

What I liked so much about this second crisis is that the seeds for it were sown five years before it actually happened. So the DC universe began to move slowly in that direction without the readers noticing it. And series like IDENTITY CRISIS ( which would have been an awesome story within itself ) just were incorporated. The gears began to turn really slow but when the COUNTDOWN TO INFINITE CRISIS began there wasn't a corner of the DC universe that wasn't facing it's hardest test.


Some readers didn't like it but I just loved it that DC was making tabula rasa and throwing over the chess board. The story was hard hitting but it also reminded people of how the comics used to be - and it reintroduced the multiverse with 52 new universes.

Before the second crisis there had beeen a lot of ELSEWORLD stories which were basically the DC version of Marvel's WHAT IF series - imaginary stories. Although some didn't start out as imaginary stories like KINGDOM COME. Be that as it may ever since the first crisis the writers at DC had kept on writing stories that took place in some imaginary realm and they even introduced the concept of HYPERTIME to explain how they could happen. So now they could pick the fanfavorite stories and give them their own universe. One for the communist Superman, one for the vampire Batman and so on, and so on. To top it all of DC created additional excitement by making a jump in history so that all titles after INFINITE CRISIS took place one whole year.

Most of the ONE YEAR LATER runs did not live up to it's expectations ( with one exception being the GREEN ARROW run by Judd Winnick as you can read in my THE ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN posts ) and the story of what happened was told in 52 DC's first, best and most successful weekly series so far. Everything was different and exciting in the DC universe so nobody expected the third crisis to happen so soon.


Do we really need a third crisis ?

To paraphrase Monty Python : Nobody expects the third crisis.

I have to say I was shocked when I heard of DC's plans for FINAL CRISIS. The first one came after 50 years, the second one after 20 years so it seemed like very rushed for me. On the other side I still remember the comics from the 70s in which the writers threw in everything they had without much of a buildup to tell their best stories. And also I like to read a comic before passing judgement. So far I have enjoyed all the stuff leading into INFINITE CRISIS, the whole COUNTDOWN TO INFINITE CRISIS and a whole lot of stuff that happened afterwards. Stories like the SINIESTRO CORPS were just incredible or the new Booster Gold series which totally exceeded my expectations. Hell, I thought I would hate the new Blue Beetle series and now it's one of my favorites. So I'm giving DC a lot of rope here since they haven't steered me wrong so far. That said let's finally comment on DC UNIVERSE zero.

The beginnig of the ending


DC universe zero is meant as a lead - in to FINAL CRISIS and all the connected series so instead of having one continuing story it has parts of upcoming stories or storyarcs. Contrary to other 50 cent or 1 dollar issues that came before and that had new content this is like a sampler for the new crisis. Basically it's advertising and normally I prefer to get my advertising for free. I don't like to have to pay for it on top. Nonetheless this 50 cent issue may be the best comic you buy this month ( or whenever you get it ).

The cover by George Perez alone is worth the cover price but there are more great pages inside by the master himself or Ivan Reis. I still haven't spotted the pages by Carlos Pacheco but aside from that the issue works very good as a primer for upcoming events like LEGION OF THREE WORLDS, BATMAN R.I.P., BLACKEST NIGHT PRELUDE or of course FINAL CRISIS. Without spoiling too much the issue gives you just enough to wet your appetite and leave you craving for more. So to say it in another way :

DC universe zero. I allow it.


While making this post I realized that my mental capabilities have diminished. Right now I'm simultaniously writing this post, looking for pictures, uploading them, downloading stuff for my post on Luciana Salazar and a possible post on Alyssa Milano, checking the downloaded files and killing flies - which are really annoying. There used to be a time when I was listening to new episodes of ComicGeekSpeak on top of all that. But I noticed that when I do that I can't pay any attention to what they say. I guess it's true that women are better at multitasking.


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    Tuesday, July 22, 2008

    can't find DC UNIVERSE 0

    So, initially I wanted to write something about DC UNIVERSE 0 but I couldn't find any decent preview images. I thought that it would take me 5 minutes at the most to find something but it was almost impossible to find the mf - word.


    I tell you , there's something wrong if it's easier to find a download link for the issue than some good official preview images. Thankfully my laptop doesn't open cbr files so I quickly deleted the %&&$?0. So I will not finish my post on DC UNIVERSE 0.

    Aside from that I'm still adding labels to all my posts - now that I know how that works. I just hope I don't overdo it. I'm also preparing the stuff for my next SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL post on my other blog : SUBZERO'S OTHER BLOG. It's been a while since I did the last one so it's about time I resurrected the series. At first I thought that my next one would be about Christina Aguilera but I already did a megapost about her ( with a link to download her appearance on the ELLEN show for all who missed that - like me ) and something urgent came up. So my next entry in the power Girl series will be Luciana Salazar - for quite obvious reasons.


    Yesterday I taped DRESDEN FILES.....or so I thought. Looks like I forgot to check if the right channel was on and I taped something totally different. So today I double checked to make sure I do really tape the new episodes of BETTY. While compiling the pics for this post I realized that Kylie's new album " X " is out.


    My favorite Kylie video of all times is still....no, not that one. It's " gimme just a little more time ". I just love the simple idea and Kylie's ordinary yet sexy dress. But that's not what I wanted to comment on. While doing the research for the update on Pamela Anderson's piece on SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL ( did I already mention that this section is now on my new blog ? )I saw the pics of Pamela as Invisible Woman in the new SUPERHERO MOVIE. I don't know if the movie has anything going for it aside from the lovely Pam but is it just me or have they not invested too much in the design ? I mean at first I thought that Pam's costume was based on the Fantastic Four uniform but it turns out that they just copied one of Kylie's old bathing suits.


    That's cheap, man.Anyway that's all for today. Tomorrow I can hopefully do the post on DC UNIVERSE 0.

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  • Monday, July 21, 2008

    SUPERBLOG

    Is it a bird ? Is it a plane ? No, it's.....superblog ! Bigger, better, faster, stronger......

    Well, if you are asking yourself what the $$%&##¬&&!!??? superblog is....that's just my own way of announcing that TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN version 1.2 is finally here.


    This blog has now entered it's third year and I thought it's about time to overhaul the sucker and go back to the roots. In the past few months there has been more posts about comic unrelated stuff ( mostly hot chicks ) and that put me to think.

    This year the incomparable DAVE'S LONGBOX has closed shop as well as ROCK'N ROLL NERDGUY and somebody has to pick up the gauntlet. So I decided to step up and refocus and to take on all comers. This means that the last weeks I have reworked ALL the posts, thrown out all the clips and links that didn't work anymore, reread all the words, looked that there is enough space between pictures, links and the text, and thrown out all the comic unrelated stuff.

    I even gave the blog a new layout ( if you haven't already noticed ) ! But what does this mean ? Are all the posts on SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL gone never to return ? How can my readers live with that ? Fear not my fellow readers.


    All the posts about COMICBABE BATTLE are still on this blog - since they seem to be the readers favorite posts. I get more comments on those posts than any other ! And it sure is a hell of a lot of fun for me to do those posts. So these stay here for the forseeable future.

    However the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL posts are now on my other blog called SUBZERO'S OTHER BLOG ( remember : keep mit simple ). There are all the entries and I have already pimped the posts on Uma Thurman ( who finally has her own entry ) and Pamela Anderson and maybe I will redo the other entries as well. Additionally you will find all the other stuff I've included over the years about Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Sabrina Salerno or Thalia. In some cases I have just cut and pasted the stuff from TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN in some cases I've added a lot of links for pics and downloads ( like in the redone SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL posts ). All the stuff about hot babes that was on my old blog is now there. I know that there are some readers who couldn't care less but there are also other who seem to like it. So here is the official link but it's also in the link section :

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  • I'm trying to keep the new blog open for all reader's at the moment but maybe the powers that be will decide to turn it into an MATURE READERS blog - which shouldn't be a problem. After all the average comic reader is already older than 18. Anyway I will post updates as soon as I have reworked the posts.

    Which leaves the comic part for this blog. Since I have eliminated some of the banners I don't know what will substitute them. So far they have become my signature as well as a sign for the reader that the post is finally finished.....since it often takes me a few days to finish a post. Maybe I'll just post other comic banners I find on the web. Or maybe I'll just do my own.

    The good side is that I can do the happy 150th post all over again. I didn't get to do anything special for the big 150 but since the overhauling has reduced the number of posts from 156 to 139 ( counting this one ) I have been given a second chance. So if you have any suggestions for post 150 let me know.


    From the remaining posts I did 48 in 2006 with a whopping 14 posts in April. Not bad if you count that I started in April. In 2007 - my first full year - I managed to write 71 post and this time August had the most post with 15 posts. 2008 has not been so good. Up until now I have only 18 posts and January had the most posts with 5. Now that may have something to do with the fact that some of the posts are now on the new blog. Nevertheless this year is not so easy for me and it has taken it's toll.

    Since I'm already doing the announcements I also wanted to say that I still have to buy all the comics I read myself so I will speak my mind in my reviews. As long as Marvel, DC or any other comic publisher don't send me review copies that's what I will do. I have heard from other people that they get a lot of review copies but so far nobody has tried to buy my soul. That means that I'm up for sponsoring. Anybody who's willing to throw some cash ( or comics ) my way are welcome to write me an e - mail or post a comment on my blog.


    And as far as pimping other websites go I will put links in my posts of all the websites I mention and think that deserve more exhibition. But if you want to be put in the permanent linksection of this blog you have to do the same for me. Quid pro quo my dear friend. That may sound a little harsh but otherwise nobody will put my link on their blog while mine is just covered with links. I have to get some traffic somehow. The blogs that are on my link section right now have been given a freebie because they are so awesome or they have put my blog in their links. And it wouldn't be fair to include others for free. And don't tell me that's not true since so far only three websites have a link to my blog on their page. By the way : the same goes for my other blog. Sorry, but this is no package deal, so no two - for - one deals here. At least for now.

    So like they always say in PRESSING CATCH : Mas TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN que nunca. SUPERBLOG starts here.


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  • Thursday, July 17, 2008

    just taxes ( coverstory 4.5 )

    It seems that during the preparations for SUPERBLOG I accidently erased this post. Luckily I could restore it thanks to the google cache. So here it is :

    Originally posted on Sunday, July 15, 2007

    Just taxes ( coverstory 4.5 )


    Today just a short post since I spend most of the day finishing my tax stuff ( as always one week too late ) and now have to begin cooking lunch. I have a little add - on to the whole coverstory theme and since I won´t get to post as often in the next weeks I though to do it right now.

    But before we get to that there is the pimping of the day. I´m always looking for websites to post links to my blog and one that is newly added is rocknrollnerdguy. It´s a rather new blog ( so it´s not as timeconsuming as others to read the past entries ) about comics and all the nerdstuff that involves. Sorry, the blog is entirely in german. But all my german readers should check it out ( does anyone say that anymore ? ). Here´s the link but you can also find it in the link section.

    rocknrollnerdguy

    ( edit : Since I restored this post through the google cache the necessary HTML for the link was not included. I know I could restore the link but since the link exchange between me and rocknrollnerdguy was terminated without any explanation by rocknrollnerdguy I will not restore the link. )

    We exchanged e - mails and since he was so nice to put a link to my blog I did the same. But I totally forgot to put a plug on my blog. And nobody is going to check it out if they don´t know what it is and just see a new link on my blog, right ? So Mr. Rocknrollnerdguy you´ve been officially pimped !

    Man, I feel like Xzibit. Okay, back to comics. Like always just when I had finished my post about covers and stuff I found some thing I also had to post. The picture you see at the top of this post was the cover of a BATMAN EXTRA and it´s just sooo far out. Okay, how desperate or stoned do you have to be to come up with Batman as a tiger ? If anything else fails go with Tigerbatman, dude. And what´s with Robin ? I guess being a tiger Bats would also have the b.o. those animals have. Or did he just get a batshower ? Maybe he just is walking downwind ? Anyway, yay Battiger !


    Now this cover by Neal Adams was used as the poster of the Batcave you could order with enough coupons. In the beginning the coupons in the comics were in the corner of the comic so you cut them out and on one page that corner was missing. No big deal. Well, later on the coupons were bigger and bannerlike things that were embedded in the bottom of the page. So not only was it much more difficult....in fact almost impossible to cut it out without seriously damaging the page - or yourself in the process. You also had a gaping hole at the bottom of that page. §§$%&%%&??. Really.


    Not only does this comic have a wonderful cover by Jim Aparo it also has an intriguing story. Before Batman evolved into this allpowerful übervigilante with thousands of contingency plans a lot of the stories involving the Dark Night Detective were good old " whudunnit " mysteries. In this case Batman was dead and a jury of criminals tried to find out who had done it and who just wanted to boost his street credibility by an untruthful claim to fame.

    It´s rather strange to see Luthor under the usual suspects but back in the day Lex was so evil that killing his own enemies was not enough. He just killed anyone he wanted. Now that was total badass.


    Another great Aparo cover. This time Lex gets Supes and Batts with one punch. ONE PUNCH !


    And with this cover I end todays entry. It´s one of my favorite Neal Adams batstories and is included in the BATMAN IN THE 70s trade. I think one of the reasons I remember it so well is the costume party with the guests dressed up as Marvel characters with really bad fitting costumes. And the dude with the scythe. So I wish all my readers a nice Sunday.

    So here it is again. Thanks google cache. Next on this space : SUPERBLOG ! Read all about it !

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