Since I have already posted all the stuff from the Ragnarock story by John Buscema and Tom Palmer Today I bring you a special post in lieu of Walter Simonson´s 70th birthday at the beginning of this month. I said that I would do a THORSDAY post and on this blog posts don´t get scratched, they only get postponed. Even if it sometimes takes me longer to do it. Anyway, let´s travel back to a time when THOR was about manly things and writers knew that his uru hammer has no special healing abilities.
At this point there is probably not much that hasn´t been written about Walter Simonson´s groundbreaking THOR run thanks to the omnibus book that is one of Marvel´s most popular omnibus editions among fans. It´s also out of print so if you actually own a copy you´re one of the few lucky ones and currently there are copies sold on amazon with the price range going from 360 to 680 bucks. Anyway, I´ll not try to do the definite Walter Simonson Thor post and instead I will just indulge myself a bit, write about my reading of the series and return to some of my favorite scenes.
Now I didn´t start reading Walter Simonson´s THOR run with his first issue because the first issue from that run that I saw was by fill in artist Sal Buscema and it didn´t really thrill me. This was long before I started reading american comics on a regular basis. I know I had the stack my uncle who was a G. I. had left us which included a lot of CONAN issues by John Buscema which ruined me for all following CONAN series and also AVENGERS 81 which was the first time I saw the Vision. There must have been some american comics I bought at the newsstand at the bus station in Ludwigsburg. But I had no idea where to get american comics - yet. I was visiting an aunt and at the railway station they had a newsstand that said " international magazines " and because I saw that they had some comics I went over. As I said, the THOR issue didn´t look very interesting so the comic I ended up buying was ALPHA FLIGHT issue 20 because I was a huge John Byrne fan at that time. And it also introduced Aurora´s new costume which might have slightly influenced my decision to buy this.
Anyway, that was when I became aware that there were american comics sold at newsstands at the bigger railway stations in Germany which was the start of my reading of american comics. When I DID get my first Walter Simonson THOR issues they were already at the point where Thor went into hel and got disfigured by Hela which means that I read Walter´s first THOR stories as back ups in Condor´s DIE SPINNE or in some Sonderheft.
What grabbed me about Walter Simonson on THOR - besides the fantastic art - was his writing. Unlike what is going on in the current Thor books he didn´t contradict any of the old stories by Stan Lee or the mythology of the character, he just built upon it by bringing his own style to it which brought in many elements of the old norse myths but also new aspects.
For instance he was one of the first comic book writers who did away with Thor´s secret identity because he clearly realized that Thor doesn´t really need a secret identity in Today´s day and age to work. Moreso, giving Thor a secret identity is just a unnecessary burden for the reader and a crutch for lazy writers. There were good writers after Walter Simonson but not many that were as dedicated as one can see by how many gave him a new secret identity up to the fiasco with new Thor Girl.
Now what are my personal highlights of that run ? One of the first is clearly the saga about Beta Ray Bill not just because it kicked off the run. On one side it presented an updated, more aggressive modernized version of Thor that served to draw in new readers while at the same time emphasizing the importance and values of the real Thor without making him boring or dated. That is something Today´s writer clearly learned nothing from.
Also Walter Simonson just didn´t hand the hammer over to Beta Ray Bill for a dozen issues before giving it back to the real thunder god ( as I´m sure things will return to normal once the whole novelty of the " new Thor Girl as a symbol of female empowerment " thing has worn off or it starts hurting Diney´s profits - whatever happens first ) he created a rival who was as noble as Thor and who had as legitimate a claim on Mjolnir.
Walter solved this problem in a clever way by Odin making a new hammer - with some help from the dwarves- called Stormbringer for Beta Ray Bill.
So instead of going for the cheap approach that throws everything that has come before into the garbage can Walter knew that any replacement was going to be just temporary unless you are willing to kill off Thor.
Because let´s face it, being Thor is not something he can just turn off. Now being the god of thunder THAT may be seen as more of a job description and with any job it could be done by another person. Possibly. Even being the protector of Earth - which is something that has to do with Thor´s heritage since his mother is basically planet Earth itself - is something that could be passed down to another person. And this has already been done a few times in the past. But he IS Thor. That is his name and as much as some writers might try to convince you by coming up with clever plot twists - if you call whispering something in somebody´s ear so they are not worthy of lifting the hammer anymore clever and not stupid - just by giving Thor the name Odinson you can´t make somebody else Thor. You could legally change your name to Robert Downey Jr but that doesn´t mean you become him or get his good looks, his money or his acting abilities. And I bet Jason Aaron has no idea what Nick Fury has whispered into Thor´s ear and we will learn what it was as soon as he comes up with a version he´s happy with. Somebody online said that Nick Fury probably told Thor what the Marvel comic universe is becoming under the guidance of Disney and that´s the theory I am going to stick with.
Coming back to GOOD writing on THOR, Walter Simonson and Beta Ray Bill even back then Marvel realized what a great story it was because back then their trade paperback list was really short but one of the few you could get besides The Dark Phoenix Saga was The Ballad Of Beta Ray Bill.
Which you got for a measly nine bucks. My, how things have changed.
The next big thing was of course the confrontation with Surtur during which Loki almost acquired noble traits as he defended Asgard all alone against the fire demon at some point. Of course this was only because he had other plans for Asgard but nevertheless this was one of the few times we saw Loki fight side by side with his hated stepbrother and his adoptive father. Which in turn made it all the more dramatic when Odin seemingly fell in battle. At that point Walter Simonson was still an unknown quantity so the possibility that this was really the end of old Odin was very high.
Back then the death of Odin and subsequently Thor becoming the new ruler of Asgard hadn´t been done to death so logically the next story was about the successor of Odin which had a neat twist by presenting it like an electoral race in which Loki also was one of the candidates. Which wasn´t as ludicrous as it sounds since he had fought against Surtur to defend Asgard even if it was only for his own selfish needs. But even so a big part of the Asgardian populace began supporting Loki´s candidature.
Of course Loki used trickery to steer the outcome of that election in which he was aided by Lorelei who bent Thor´s will with her magic and womenly ways. She had earlier fallen under a love spell of Loki and tried her best to make his wishes come true. Walter Simonson came up with Lorelei to take the role the Enchantress had previously filled out which shows again his writing chops. There are just too many writers who take the easy way out and just reverse all the changes in a character they don´t like or which don´t fit with the story they are writing. You see this happen in comics a lot and in the end you have somebody like Magneto flip flopping so fast between being a villain, a revolutionary, a terrorist or a misunderstood hero that you loose track which version of him he currently is. It also might differ from series to series as Marvel doesn´t have editors who make sure characters stay consistent from book to book anymore.
Coming back to THOR, anybody who says that Walter Simonson is not good at drawing women should check out his really flawless rendition of Lorelei.
Of course I can´t talk about this story without mentioning which is either Simonson´s most brilliant or most ridiculous but in any case most famous creation besides Beta Ray Bill : the frog of thunder. Taking inspiration in old earthen fairy tales Loki comes up with an enchantment that changes Thor´s godly form into that of a frog when kissed by a maiden. And you thought Odin constantly stripping Thor´s godly powers or reducing them any other day of the week was a problem. Of course Thor wouldn´t be Thor if he gave up or yielded to despair - even in diminished form - and he somehow managed to lift the hammer and get the power of Thor back.
Thor frog headed back to Asgard to have words with Loki about who is best suited to rule which lead to one of the most hilarious Loki / Thor battles ever and the humor was a big aspect why this run was so popular.
Over the years one of the things Walter Simonson is known for is that he turned Thor into a frog and the character had such a big fan following throughout the years that Marvel created Throg - another frog who ended up with the power of Thor and who is a member of the Pet Avengers.
There are a few things I´m not going to elaborate on here because I want to talk about these things in a separate post like the death of Skurge which is slated to get the DEATH IN COMICS treatment since I started that series or issue 380 in which Thor fights the Midgard Serpent and which was - almost - done entirely in splash pages. I also liked the last part of Walter Simonson´s THOR run where the art was done by Sal Buscema which would really get the short end of the stick if I included it here and which will be one of our next THORSDAY posts. But before closing the book on Walter Simonson´s Thor for Today I have to mention one of the best things from this run : Thor´s battle armor. When he was burdened with Hela´s curse that his bones would become as brittle as an old man´s or a fifty years old comic fan´s bones Thor created this armor and fused it with his body through magic lightning. Now that´s what I call hardcore !
I want to end this post with a quote from Duy´s Walt Simonson´s Thor : A Retrospective at THE COMICS CUBE which is a truly enlightening read as he meticulously dissects every aspect of maybe the greatest run in comics history : In a time when superheroes regularly got " deconstructed " and made to look fallible and all too human, Walter Simonson managed to show us, via the Mighty Thor, that superheroes can in fact resemble humanity - with petty squabbles, problems with love, and mourning their families - without once forgetting the grandeur and scope that they're capable of, the fantastic worlds they're capable of taking us to, and the sense of wonder that they can instill. Superheroes and gods are larger than life, and can make us feel larger than life as we read them.
And with that we have already started with the links for the post. Like I said, everybody has written about Walter Simonson´s Thor so naturally many of my favorite Thor moments pop up in Chris Sims´ The 10 Most Awesome Moments In Walter Simonson´s Thor over at COMICS ALLIANCE .
MARVEL COMICS OF THE 1980s has many posts on Walter Simonson´s Thor including the ones where I found the original art for the cover of Thor 350 , the Thor vs Beta Ray Bill fight and the cover for the The Ballad of Beta Ray Bill trade and they also have a post called My Favorite 1980s Marvel Slugfests that includes Thor´s battle against the Midgard Serpent from Thor 380 as well as Thor´s fight against the Celestials from Thor 387 to 389 ( which I wrote about in this post ). Both battles are included in John " The Mego Stretch Hulk " Cimino´s The Top 5 Greatest Battles Of The Mighty Thor at HERO ENVY , BLOG INTO MYSTERY has a post on Thor 352 and since I already dedicated an entire post to the female Thor I won´t bore you by re - posting that and instead I will let Robert Conway at REAXXION tell you How The New Female Thor Shows The Grip Feminists Have On Comics. Last but not least as a Zuckerle for my german readers DAS SAGTE NUFF, the german comic magazine about Marvel comics from what comic historians call the Williams Era has two posts of Jack Kirby´s Thor with black and white pages and german text ( part 1 / part 2 ).
Today we have only four celebrity birthdays starting with Oliver Stone who turns 70. He is best known for his mvies about political topics like Born On The Fourth Of July, Nixon, The Day Reagan Was Shot or JFK but he also did more action oriented movies like Natural Born Killers, The Corruptor or Blue Steel with sexbomb Jamilf Lee Curtis. I tried to find an animated GIF from that movies but most I found are from her incredible striptease in True Lies. Jamie´s birthday is towards the end of the year and I have already decided to finally do a new version of her post with lots of GIFs.
Also celebrating his 70th birthday is Tommy Lee Jones who was in JFK and Natural Born Killers - among others like The Fugitive, The Client and my favorite movie with Tommy Lee Jones Under Siege because it has another hot striptease from my Top Ten Movie Striptease List, this time by Erika Eleniak. She celebrates her next birthday at the end of this month and you can also expect an updated version with more and better GIFs.
Coming back to Tommy Lee Jones he also appeared in the comic related - I hate to admit it - Joel Schumacher fiasco Batman Forver and in a movie called Gotham which strangely enough was not comic related in any way, shape or form. Now you could say that the Men In Black movies are comic related since the idea was taken from a comic by Aircel which was bought by Malibu which was bought by Marvel. Anyway, I just saw Men In Black III and I have to say I was genuinely surprised how good the movie was.
When I watched it all I was thinking was " Oh god, let it be better than the second movie ! " but this part was almost as good as the first movie. I have to give the original movie the higher rating because it introduced the concepts so all of that was not new in the third movie but man, was the story good. It seems they actually learned something from the giant failure of the second movie. Now after all this talk about Men In Black you probably expect me to post an episode of the cartoon show but since that was not very good - and I don´t want to post some random clip or a trailer from the movies - here is one of my favorite Tommy Lee Jones movies. It´s not a big budget movie or a favorite of the movie critics but I saw this when it was shown in theaters and it´s pretty decent entertainment.
Our third birthday of the day is crime novel author Agatha Christie who has probably done more than anybody else to entertain my mother ( with the probable exception of Perry Rhodan ) with her books and the subsequent adaptions through cinema and tv. Naturally I have seen my share of Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple movies and tv shows and for me the quintessential Miss Marple actress is Margaret Rutherford and I can still watch Murder She Said ( which is called 16 o´clock 5 from Paddington in Germany ) anytime it´s on tv. Sadly none of her Miss Marple movies are on YouTube but I found there´s an anime series which apparently has her teaming up with Agatha Christie´s other famous detective Hercule Poirot.
We also have another famous writer in our Dearly Departed section, James Fenimore Cooper who fired up the imaginations generations since The Leatherstocking Tales, The Last Of The Mohicans, The Deerslayer or The Pathfinder were first published. He is the creator of the original Hawkeye who was the inspiration for everybody´s favorite archer hero.
By the way I still think the guys a Disney could have pulled off the real Hawkeye costume - with a few slight modifications - in the movies if they had wanted to. Which is the reason why more movie companies should hire cosplayer as costume designers. I mean, just imagine what this guy could do with the kind of budget big movies companies have access to.
Now if I told you there was a team up of Hawkeye and Wonder Woman before the Marvel vs DC series ( or was it DC vs Marvel, I´m never quite sure ) you would probably think I´m crazy but there was a Hawkeye tv series Wonder Woman actress Lynda Carter. I only caught a few episodes and the good thing about series from that time period is that there is always good cleavage action going on and Lynda provided plenty of that.
Since most comic readers have Walter Simonson´s Thor comics in their collection - either as single issues, one of the various trade collections or if you´re really lucky as an omnibus - I´m pimping THE best Epic Collection of Thor so far, War Of The Pantheons which you can get at amazon for 25 bucks. Speaking about amazon they also have the highly recommended Epic Collection Avengers - Under Siege for 26 Euros and the 40 Dollar hardcover Avengers by Brian Michael Bendis : Heroic Age for 23 Euros which contains the first 6 issues of Avengers by John Romita Jr and New Avengers by Stuart Immomen as well as Avengers Prime by Alan Davis.
Since this post is about Thor I want to end the post with fellow Avenger member Scarlet Witch cosplayed however by the lovely Yaya Han. I already posted the first video about this and I have to say I´m still baffled at how many people seem to be bothered by her cleavage or the size of her chest in said cleavage. First of Yaya is a very big chested woman to begin with and it´s not always possible to hide those big 40Ds. Secondly she has always had costumes that - shall we say manage to present her physical attributes in a positive way ? And this is by far not her riskiest costume.
Also her costume making skills are second to none and I´m still wondering when people will get over it and just enjoy Yaya Han´s cosplays like I do.
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Happy birthday cult buttocks Aylin Mújica !
Since it has gotten much too long to keep it in the JOHN BUSCEMA`S TOP TEN AVENGERS COVERS post I have finally decided to give cuban actress Aylin Mújica and bubblebutt sexbomb who turned 41 Today her own post.
Right now you're probably going : Aylin who ? WTF ? Now what's he talking about ? And before I spent a few months in Spain looking for a job I would have been the same. Longtime readers may remember that I mentioned that when I was in Spain I was not exactly in a highly populated area. So let me illustrate that further : maybe you know or you have heard about the city called Barcelona. It is one of the big Metropolises of the world.
Looks nice, doesn't it ? But that´s not where I was. Well, a little more to the Costa Dorada lies Torredembarra, a town that's your basical tourist trap but that still has a lot of places to go and shops and all kind of stuff. We used to have a small apartment there but that's another story.
Not as good as being in Barcelona but not bad either. But that's also not where I was. That was a totally remote are called La Pobla de Montornes which is an even smaller ..... just think Smallville but not as technological advanced. The streets of La Pobla look something like this .....
Now you might say : okay, that's not so bad. I haven't finished. This is La Pobla but ..... I was not actually IN La Pobla I was in an even more remote area that's outside the town. In fact you have to take the car and drive ten minutes to get to the town ( and I´m using that term very loosely here ) or walk for half an hour. And the streets look something like this :
So, when I came to Spain that year the plan was to go to the comic convention in Barcelona, rest a few days and then go back to Barcelona to find a job. What I didn't know was that my mother had planned to use the remote location to put me cold turkey on comics and since I had spent all my money at the comic convention I was stuck in the middle of nowhere. If Torredembarra is like the ass of the world then La Pobla is the pimple on that ass and where I stayed was the hair on the pimple on that ass.
And when I had read all the comics I bought there wasn't much to do but watch television because I didn't have the laptop yet. My only source of entertainment and hot chicks was the television which is not as bad as it sounds - it could have been german tv. Now on spanish tv I like to watch telenovelas. But not the remakes. I like to watch the originals which are mostly done in Argentina and which sound very strange to spanish ears.
They have a tendency to accentuate the " r " very much which was so hilarious on one telenovela I watched many years ago where the main female character was named Rebecca which of course was material for lots of funny sentences like : " Rrrrebeccca, me hassss rrrrrobado el essssposssso. " Anyway, another reason why I like to watch argentinian telenovelas is that they always have at least two ultrahot latin babes who have a wild catfight in at least every third episode - that's obligatory.
Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough hot catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means that they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later she has sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.
Everything is black and white and the bad girls are really bad. One of the telenovelas I watched ( since it´s been a long time that I was last in Spain I´m not sure if it´s still on but I found some episodes on the internet - although with hungarian dubbing ) was MARINA and Aylin was the bad girl.
And let me tell you when she's bad she's really good. She apparently loves to play the bad girl and she shamelessly uses all her womanly charms ( and her sensational body ) to get what she wants.
When she's on screen reprimanding her maid and servants or menacing people to kill them you can't help but get a hard on. Her sexy eyes are sparkling, she's breathing heavily, her breasts are heaving a lot in her mega cleavage that only covers what is necessary and her firm boobs are almost popping out just millimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction or a nippleslip ..... but Aylin Mújica´s best feature is her incredible derriere.
Yes, this hot massita has an ass that's just inhuman : 36 - 24 - 35 ( ! ) . I remember that once my mother insisted on watching one episode of MARINA with me ( and let me tell you nothing is more of a downer than watching hot chicks with your mother ) where she tried to dissuade me from watching the tv show by pointing out how big and round her ass is.
Oy ! Let me tell you something women of the world : trying to convince a guy that some woman is not sexy by pointing out how big and round and juicy and whatnot her ass or breasts are ? That is not going to work. In fact, that`s what turns us on, okay ? You might as well try to keep your son from screwing the girl next door by telling him she looks like a porn star with her 40GG boobs, what a total nymphomanic slut she is and that she gives the best blowjobs in the country. That´s like free advertising.
I didn't catch all the episodes since these telenovelas go on forever but I caught a few good ones with Aylin in hot lingerie and showing her booty.
Of course the show also had what I call " the Chloe effect " which means that Aylin Mújica was trying to get the main male character of the telenovela to marry her who instead was pining all the time for his lost love Marina ( who got out of jail where she was for a murder she didn't commit but she confessed because she thought her son had done it and the priest knew the identity of the killer but ..... well, it's complicated ).
Like Clark on SMALLVILLE who only has eyes for Lana and doesn't realize that Chloe would spoil him for all women the guy from MARINA is always trying to get back to this boring, unattractive and really annoying chick when he has a piece of grade - a latin ass in his bedroom just waiting to screw his brains out. If I was him I would just let Aylin do whatever she wants to me. I mean she would probably kill me within a few weeks with her sex drive and rule the world in no time but hey - what a way to go.
Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :
Aylín Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer who lives in Mexico City, Mexico. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born in 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce.
Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba. In 1992 she traveled to Mexico to kick - start her acting career there. She began working as a model in television commercials and video clips of singers like Marcelo Cezán, Willy Chirino, Albita Rodriguez and others.
The actress has posed nude in the spanish magazine Interviú1 and also appeared in a photoshoot in H PARA HOMBRES . In January of 2010 she appeared nude in EXTREMO magazine and in March of 2013 she did a nude photoshoot for the mexican edition of PLAYBOY magazine, proving that she had still an incredibly spectacular body at thirtyeight years old.
Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recently appearance was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all the telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.
During 2014 Aylin Mújica, appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela, playing Daniela. So happy birthday Aylin and thanks for the mammaries.
Our next video shows that sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction because how high are the chances that two latin sexbombs with two incredible bubblebutts celebrate their birthday at exactly the same day, have exactly the same age and their first names are almost identical ?
I´m talking about Aylen Alvarez who has one of the best butts around.
Okay, let´s go down the checklist. Are they both latin sexbombs ? Aylen Alvarez is from Cuba - check, Aylin Mújica is from Mexico - check. Awesome bubblebutts : Aylen Alvarez 37 ( ! ) check, Aylin Mújica 35 ( ! ) check, their first names sound similar and both turned 41 Today.
Since I can´t write much about Aylen I put her in the video section.
Thalia is one of the biggest stars in Latin America and I first saw her on the spanish tv show SORPRESA SORPRESA ( surprise surprise ) where famous people surprise their fans. Although it was before my exile to Spain I want to include her since she helped through these hard times.
Thalia is the total package because she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her classic curves. Because she just oozes sex appeal from every pore but without coming off as cheap or dirty. I think I have talked enough about her so here is one of her famous hot live performances.
Like I said Thalia is also one of the biggest recording artist in spanish speaking countries ( to list all her accolades would bust the length of this post but if you have some extra time you can read her wikipedia entry ) so it´s no wonder that she did the songs for the spanish versions of ANASTASIA ( in spanish and portugese or brazil - I´m not sure ) one of my favorite animated movies. I have to buy the spanish version the next time I´m in Spain if it includes the language version for Latin America.
As you can see in the clip above the dress from ANASTASIA suits her much better because of her breathtaking measurements. She would definitely be perfect in the role. Too bad they didn´t make a movie version with her since she also had a long acting career and is one of the most famous actresses from the most famous telenovelas at the 90s seen around the world. Anyway, to help you cope with that disappointment here she is on a tv show from Brazil rocking that skintight dress. She definitely works it !
Another hot massita from spanish tv is Ivonne Reyes who is not also incredibly sexy but hilariously funny, a combination that is not as unusual in Spain than it is in Germany. I think here you can count them on one hand. Which is not supposed to be any kind of segueway to a comment about Ivonne Reyes who is - as we say in Spain - tastier than bread.
Also unlike most german celebrities Ivonne does not shy from showing her incredible body like in this clip even if it´s only in underwear.
And to show you that she still got it here´s a more recent clip with Ivonne Reyes showing off her incredible bust size on LA SEMANA MAS LARGA.
Another incredible blonde spanish sexbomb is Marta Sanchez who I wish I had caught on tv more often. She definitely sings at the top of her lungs.
Last but not least here is a video from LA PARODIA NACIONAL, another show I watched religiously during my exile. It is a show where political topics were turned into satirical songs to the melody of famous songs.
I guess this kind of songs became popular among the spanish populace during the restrictive regime of Franco and while in Germany most people still have the mentality of helpless peasants in dealing with the state and its elected representatives the people in Spain are much more distrustful of politicians. It´s one of the reasons why there is no real investigative journalism in Germany aside from a few exceptions like Günther Wallraff.
Anyway, during the time I was watching it LA PARODIA NACIOONAL was one of the most popular shows on tv and there were always five teams competing with each other for best parody of the week. The lyrics of the songs were written by viewers and interpreted by various artists of which LAS MIRANDAS was my favorite group - for obvious reasons. The show was a nice way of keeping up with actual topics ( which were always explained before the song and most often they did a little report with a hidden camera or an inquiry ) and see some hot women at the same time.
You can find a lot of these clips on YouTube and I picked the one below because it´s one in better quality - the show is rather old - with the hot sister team of Laura and Patricia Ugarte a.k.a LAS MIRANDAS in a really hot outfit and because it´s about a scandal from that time where gas stations cheated the customers in regards to how much gas they put in the tank. Yes, gas and money is a topic that will always be important.
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Right now you're probably going : Aylin who ? WTF ? Now what's he talking about ? And before I spent a few months in Spain looking for a job I would have been the same. Longtime readers may remember that I mentioned that when I was in Spain I was not exactly in a highly populated area. So let me illustrate that further : maybe you know or you have heard about the city called Barcelona. It is one of the big Metropolises of the world.
Looks nice, doesn't it ? But that´s not where I was. Well, a little more to the Costa Dorada lies Torredembarra, a town that's your basical tourist trap but that still has a lot of places to go and shops and all kind of stuff. We used to have a small apartment there but that's another story.
Not as good as being in Barcelona but not bad either. But that's also not where I was. That was a totally remote are called La Pobla de Montornes which is an even smaller ..... just think Smallville but not as technological advanced. The streets of La Pobla look something like this .....
Now you might say : okay, that's not so bad. I haven't finished. This is La Pobla but ..... I was not actually IN La Pobla I was in an even more remote area that's outside the town. In fact you have to take the car and drive ten minutes to get to the town ( and I´m using that term very loosely here ) or walk for half an hour. And the streets look something like this :
So, when I came to Spain that year the plan was to go to the comic convention in Barcelona, rest a few days and then go back to Barcelona to find a job. What I didn't know was that my mother had planned to use the remote location to put me cold turkey on comics and since I had spent all my money at the comic convention I was stuck in the middle of nowhere. If Torredembarra is like the ass of the world then La Pobla is the pimple on that ass and where I stayed was the hair on the pimple on that ass.
And when I had read all the comics I bought there wasn't much to do but watch television because I didn't have the laptop yet. My only source of entertainment and hot chicks was the television which is not as bad as it sounds - it could have been german tv. Now on spanish tv I like to watch telenovelas. But not the remakes. I like to watch the originals which are mostly done in Argentina and which sound very strange to spanish ears.
They have a tendency to accentuate the " r " very much which was so hilarious on one telenovela I watched many years ago where the main female character was named Rebecca which of course was material for lots of funny sentences like : " Rrrrebeccca, me hassss rrrrrobado el essssposssso. " Anyway, another reason why I like to watch argentinian telenovelas is that they always have at least two ultrahot latin babes who have a wild catfight in at least every third episode - that's obligatory.
Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough hot catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means that they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later she has sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.
Everything is black and white and the bad girls are really bad. One of the telenovelas I watched ( since it´s been a long time that I was last in Spain I´m not sure if it´s still on but I found some episodes on the internet - although with hungarian dubbing ) was MARINA and Aylin was the bad girl.
And let me tell you when she's bad she's really good. She apparently loves to play the bad girl and she shamelessly uses all her womanly charms ( and her sensational body ) to get what she wants.
When she's on screen reprimanding her maid and servants or menacing people to kill them you can't help but get a hard on. Her sexy eyes are sparkling, she's breathing heavily, her breasts are heaving a lot in her mega cleavage that only covers what is necessary and her firm boobs are almost popping out just millimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction or a nippleslip ..... but Aylin Mújica´s best feature is her incredible derriere.
Yes, this hot massita has an ass that's just inhuman : 36 - 24 - 35 ( ! ) . I remember that once my mother insisted on watching one episode of MARINA with me ( and let me tell you nothing is more of a downer than watching hot chicks with your mother ) where she tried to dissuade me from watching the tv show by pointing out how big and round her ass is.
Oy ! Let me tell you something women of the world : trying to convince a guy that some woman is not sexy by pointing out how big and round and juicy and whatnot her ass or breasts are ? That is not going to work. In fact, that`s what turns us on, okay ? You might as well try to keep your son from screwing the girl next door by telling him she looks like a porn star with her 40GG boobs, what a total nymphomanic slut she is and that she gives the best blowjobs in the country. That´s like free advertising.
I didn't catch all the episodes since these telenovelas go on forever but I caught a few good ones with Aylin in hot lingerie and showing her booty.
Of course the show also had what I call " the Chloe effect " which means that Aylin Mújica was trying to get the main male character of the telenovela to marry her who instead was pining all the time for his lost love Marina ( who got out of jail where she was for a murder she didn't commit but she confessed because she thought her son had done it and the priest knew the identity of the killer but ..... well, it's complicated ).
Like Clark on SMALLVILLE who only has eyes for Lana and doesn't realize that Chloe would spoil him for all women the guy from MARINA is always trying to get back to this boring, unattractive and really annoying chick when he has a piece of grade - a latin ass in his bedroom just waiting to screw his brains out. If I was him I would just let Aylin do whatever she wants to me. I mean she would probably kill me within a few weeks with her sex drive and rule the world in no time but hey - what a way to go.
Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :
Aylín Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer who lives in Mexico City, Mexico. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born in 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce.
Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba. In 1992 she traveled to Mexico to kick - start her acting career there. She began working as a model in television commercials and video clips of singers like Marcelo Cezán, Willy Chirino, Albita Rodriguez and others.
The actress has posed nude in the spanish magazine Interviú1 and also appeared in a photoshoot in H PARA HOMBRES . In January of 2010 she appeared nude in EXTREMO magazine and in March of 2013 she did a nude photoshoot for the mexican edition of PLAYBOY magazine, proving that she had still an incredibly spectacular body at thirtyeight years old.
Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recently appearance was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all the telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.
During 2014 Aylin Mújica, appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela, playing Daniela. So happy birthday Aylin and thanks for the mammaries.
Our next video shows that sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction because how high are the chances that two latin sexbombs with two incredible bubblebutts celebrate their birthday at exactly the same day, have exactly the same age and their first names are almost identical ?
I´m talking about Aylen Alvarez who has one of the best butts around.
Okay, let´s go down the checklist. Are they both latin sexbombs ? Aylen Alvarez is from Cuba - check, Aylin Mújica is from Mexico - check. Awesome bubblebutts : Aylen Alvarez 37 ( ! ) check, Aylin Mújica 35 ( ! ) check, their first names sound similar and both turned 41 Today.
Since I can´t write much about Aylen I put her in the video section.
Thalia is one of the biggest stars in Latin America and I first saw her on the spanish tv show SORPRESA SORPRESA ( surprise surprise ) where famous people surprise their fans. Although it was before my exile to Spain I want to include her since she helped through these hard times.
Thalia is the total package because she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her classic curves. Because she just oozes sex appeal from every pore but without coming off as cheap or dirty. I think I have talked enough about her so here is one of her famous hot live performances.
Like I said Thalia is also one of the biggest recording artist in spanish speaking countries ( to list all her accolades would bust the length of this post but if you have some extra time you can read her wikipedia entry ) so it´s no wonder that she did the songs for the spanish versions of ANASTASIA ( in spanish and portugese or brazil - I´m not sure ) one of my favorite animated movies. I have to buy the spanish version the next time I´m in Spain if it includes the language version for Latin America.
As you can see in the clip above the dress from ANASTASIA suits her much better because of her breathtaking measurements. She would definitely be perfect in the role. Too bad they didn´t make a movie version with her since she also had a long acting career and is one of the most famous actresses from the most famous telenovelas at the 90s seen around the world. Anyway, to help you cope with that disappointment here she is on a tv show from Brazil rocking that skintight dress. She definitely works it !
Another hot massita from spanish tv is Ivonne Reyes who is not also incredibly sexy but hilariously funny, a combination that is not as unusual in Spain than it is in Germany. I think here you can count them on one hand. Which is not supposed to be any kind of segueway to a comment about Ivonne Reyes who is - as we say in Spain - tastier than bread.
Also unlike most german celebrities Ivonne does not shy from showing her incredible body like in this clip even if it´s only in underwear.
And to show you that she still got it here´s a more recent clip with Ivonne Reyes showing off her incredible bust size on LA SEMANA MAS LARGA.
Another incredible blonde spanish sexbomb is Marta Sanchez who I wish I had caught on tv more often. She definitely sings at the top of her lungs.
Last but not least here is a video from LA PARODIA NACIONAL, another show I watched religiously during my exile. It is a show where political topics were turned into satirical songs to the melody of famous songs.
I guess this kind of songs became popular among the spanish populace during the restrictive regime of Franco and while in Germany most people still have the mentality of helpless peasants in dealing with the state and its elected representatives the people in Spain are much more distrustful of politicians. It´s one of the reasons why there is no real investigative journalism in Germany aside from a few exceptions like Günther Wallraff.
Anyway, during the time I was watching it LA PARODIA NACIOONAL was one of the most popular shows on tv and there were always five teams competing with each other for best parody of the week. The lyrics of the songs were written by viewers and interpreted by various artists of which LAS MIRANDAS was my favorite group - for obvious reasons. The show was a nice way of keeping up with actual topics ( which were always explained before the song and most often they did a little report with a hidden camera or an inquiry ) and see some hot women at the same time.
You can find a lot of these clips on YouTube and I picked the one below because it´s one in better quality - the show is rather old - with the hot sister team of Laura and Patricia Ugarte a.k.a LAS MIRANDAS in a really hot outfit and because it´s about a scandal from that time where gas stations cheated the customers in regards to how much gas they put in the tank. Yes, gas and money is a topic that will always be important.
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