Saturday, June 30, 2018

Dem cosplay girls - maximum boob edition

As promised here is the post that will finally cost me the few female readers this little blog may have left and even sooner than I expected.


It really seems to become an unfortunate tradition that I spend the day before the Stuttgart Comic Con ( which is where I planned to be right now instead of writing this post ) on the laptop trying to finish up the latest post until the wee hours of the next morning so that I miss the first day of the con. It happened last year and it is happening again this year. Now the upside to this is that going only on one day of the con instead on both days makes it much more affordable and with my non - existent comic spending budget this is a good thing. The bad thing is that you always have the feeling that something extraordinary happened on the first day and you missed it. Right now I am thinking about if I should go Tomorrow at all - it´s not like Yaya Han is going to be there and I probably missed my one chance in a lifetime to meet her in person - since I don´t have any product to peddle. On the other side I didn´t get to see any of the new comic books that are out right now in Germany at the International Comic Salon in Erlangen, there are some people I want to say hello to, I still have some comics on my wanted list as I didn´t get to look for them in Erlangen and it is not that often that a con is in Stuttgart which is much closer than in other cities like Cologne, Munich or Berlin. I can literally take the subway to Stuttgart. But we will see. Back to the topic of this post :

Now I usually don´t make announcements in regards to my next posts because even if I intend to do certain posts it doesn´t always work out.

But I have decided to make an exception. As longtime readers of this blog know I like to switch things up with my posts so this post is not be about comic books at all and instead about female cosplayers. And as surprising as it may be it´s not be about Yaya Han with whom I am slightly obsessed.


In 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane here. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?


Coming back to this post in a way it IS about Yaya Han although she will not be the main focus. Sounds very complicated but it is quite simple.


You see ever since Yaya Han became famous for being the number one cosplayer of the planet there have been a lot of people criticizing her and a lot of nasty comments were going in the way that she only secured her premier position because of her giant porn boob implants. While I won´t deny that it is a big reason why I am such a big fan of her I don´t think that she would have gotten where she is Today only with her 40D oppai.


She also is dedicated, works hard, is constantly out there and pimping her stuff and creating goodwill for cosplay. And her cosplays are flawless. She is at the top of her game. But still most of the comments are about her boobs. So I decided to make one post with other very busty cosplayers.


Some of whom have probably bigger breasts than Yaya Han. I mean, what else am I going to do with all the pictures of these bigbreasted cosplay sexbombs ? So I narrowed it down to 23 pictures which was very hard.


No pun intended. And I doubt that you know more than five of them by name. Which proves my point that you don´t get famous as a cosplayer with big boobs alone. Sure, it helps, and as far as I could find out women with big breasts are happier than women with small breasts but you also need the cosplaying skills to back them up ( again - no pun intended ).


So here are the rest of my candidates and since I am not exactly sure where and when I found these pictures ( some of them go back years ) there may be one or two who are not really cosplayers but I hope my readers can give me a bit of leniency in that regard. I am going to add a few comments in my patented special long winded way but I don´t have something to say about all of them. And I will try to reign my comments in a bit and be moderate but as longtime readers of the blog know I am not always successful with that. One last disclaimer before we finally start.


Despite anything I may put or say in this post it is meant as a celebration of women who cosplay. I personally am glad for any woman who cosplays and especially those that bring up the courage to do so in these mega tiny outfits and I completely support them. Especially those women that have been blessed with big breasts and who need special support in more than one way. They should not be discouraged by any mean comments which are mostly coming from other women who are envious of their beauty or grumpy old guys like me who never in their life would have the chance to have a girlfriend who is only half as hot and sexy as them. Ignore those cavemen and enjoy what makes you glad. And with that said here are the breast cosplay girls I could find and it surely will not last long until I myself am in full cavemen mode. Sorry, but I´m only human and a man at that.


Speaking of being only human, we start with a certified boner guarantee and a cosplay I know, Morrigan from Darkstalkers. Sadly I could not find a better picture but it´s obvious this girl is quite the gifted ├╝bersexbomb.


This one on the other hand is a character where I have no idea where she´s from but from the little fan art I have seen of this character she is supposed to be very well endowed - like the girl who is cosplaying as her.


Now here I at least know the name and I´m glad that there is a character which seemingly strikes a cord with a lot of big breasted women who are coming out of the closet celebrating their buxomness. There are always a few of these at most cons but from all Mad Moxie cosplays I have seen this is the breast woman. Also check out the Mad Moxi cosplay by Mono Abel .


I almost didn´t include this one because most of her breasts are covered but from what I can see she deserves a spot in this countdown. Maybe somebody out there has some info on her which includes a better picture.


So I m not sure if the previous picture was just an unfortunate accident where the woman in the picture thought the pose would look better or if she was trying to hide her natural bustyness. You never know with these pictures but in the end the breasts will come to light. Case in point : you know that a woman is very busty when her boobs spill out on both sides.


Either that or the costume is really skimpy. In any case, the best part of this cosplay is the extreme side boob which you can´t see from the front so here is a shot from the side. I think that´s called an easy access route.


Okay, I could not resist putting a few pictures of cosplay crush Yaya Han into this post but aside from her I wanted to include some hasian to show that the mix of asian sexualisation and big breasts it is not enough to be one of the top cosplay sexbombs. Here we have a blend of the traditional with modern Nippon´s open sexiness. And speaking of traditional garb. 


Here in Germany Oktoberfest is a big part of the culture although it is taken much more serious in Bavaria - where it originated - where it is almost like a religion. There are however other, smaller beer fests through out Germany like the Cannstatter Vasen here in Stuttgart and Pferdemarkt in Ludwigsburg. And on all those occassions women wear the traditional Dirndl, a traditional corsage dress with only one major goal : to push and squeeze the biggest female breasts into the deepest cleavages possible.


So you grow up with the annual tv reports where hundreds of movie stars ( longtime readers may remember the wardrobe malfunction Salma Hayek had in a Dirndl on the german game show WETTEN DASS about which I wrote in this post ), tv celebrities and porn stars try to one up each other with the riskiest Dirndls that show as much skin as possible.


So for a guy like me who spent puberty with all those Dirndl sexbombs and their huge Naturbusen I just had to include this Busenwunder even if she may not be a professional cosplayer. In any case she has a cute Dirndl and two very good arguments - and I´m not talking about the two beer kegs.


Speaking about exceptionally large breasted blondes and beer, there are always a few Power Girls at most cons ( although so far I have not seen one at the Stuttgart Comic Con ) but the one who is downing a brewski here - probably after a long day at the con - is one of the bustiest I have seen. From what I can make out from the picture her lips would fit my meatpole perfectly and her funbags would look fantastic wrapped tightly around my boner. Those huge melons are made to squeeze giant erections until they are hard enough to cut diamonds and make huge schlongs squirt until they are sucked dry. My schlong and her tits could be good friends.


Shannon Sky is one of the few sexbombs in this post where I know that she´s not a professional cosplayer - although it is always a bit difficult to define who qualifies as a professional cosplayer and who doesn´t - but I still wanted to include this picture because for me this is what a perfect Valkyrie cosplay should look like. Especially since we won´t get many that look like the Valkyrie should look like after NOT Thor - Ragnarok / Planet Hulk. Shannon also demonstrates that you don´t need much for a pitch perfect cosplay. And while it may not be the best outfit to walk around at a con it works much better at a more private setting like a sauna. Shannon Sky probably wonders why the male judges insisted on meeting her there.


One thing I always wondered is if Valkyrie´s breast have the same shape and size as her giant metal bikini twin torpedoes, if they are smaller and she just likes to make them look bigger or if they are bigger and she has to squeeze them into those. A question that´ll probably never be answered.


Speaking of metal bikinis, I guess this is supposed to be Red Sonja but I´m not sure. She does have that strange blue skirt thingie and her hair is not really red - at least the hair that I can see - but th4e girl gets extra points because she is very enthusiastic about filling out the small chain mail bra.


Since we are on the subject of raunchy redheads, one cosplay that has luckily caught on is everybody´s wet too sex dream Jessica Rabbit and over the years more and more women who can really fill out the role have come to the fore. There are even some very famous cult sirens who have cosplayed as Jessica Rabbit like Katy Perry and I have mentioned a few on my blog from Heidi Klum to Celina Rucci . It is also one of my favorite Yaya Han cosplays but since I promised to have other bbig breasted cosplayers in this post here is my number one Jessica Rabbit cosplay. Once again I am pushing the boundaries as Jordan Carver is more of a professional photo model but she has done enough photoshoots dressed up as women from pop culture that get cosplayed a lot and with a whopping 43JJ she sure beats out the competition. Now that I think about it with a 43 double j bust should her name not be Jordan Jones or something with double j ?


We are staying with mega busty redheads and it is one of the big unsolved mysteries how Ash can be so oblivious to this hot hardbody right next to him. To my big shame I have to admit that I watched the original POKEMON cartoon when it was new together with my younger brother. After a while the plot got really repetitive and he stopped watching so I did too. Plus when you look at it from a logical standpoint the series is all about animal abuse and glorified cockfights - with super powers added. Anyway, the one thing I always found a bit hard to swallow ( no pun intended ) was that Ash was always touring the globe with this girl in shorts and a small top whose booming body was already starting to stretch out said top.


To add insult to injury there was an episode where Misty was wearing a traditional kimono instead of the shorts and tank top and Ash mentioned how much she looked like a woman. So all this time he never noticed her twin torpedoes making these strange bumps under her thin shirt top but when she suddenly covers up her teenage titties his eyes almost pop out of his head ? That makes as much sense as when Cassandra Cain was Batgirl and Tim Drake never noticed her ripe, asian invitation hardbody although she looked like a living blow up sex doll in her skintight sowed directly on her body dominatrix latex costume. He only realized how much she already had the curvy body of a grown woman when she donned Barbara Gordon´s old Batgirl costume that was not nearly as tight fitting or made from latex.


What a bunch of crap but I´m glad that cartoons make as much sense as comic books. Anyway, while doing the research for this post I found a lot of impressive Misty Cosplays, indeed so many that I decided to make not one but two Misty solo posts which should come up in the near future.


I could do just one but I don´t want to break the 23 pictures per post limit. In any case I selected the girl below because it´s the bustiest Misty of the whole bunch even if the picture does not have the best quality.


This is again one where I´m not sure if she´s a cosplayer but I love women in uniform. What can I say ? Ashley Brown´s juicy chocolate shakes won that are almost spilling out of her generous cleavage have won me over.


I wouldn´t mind if she pulled me over for an oral erection inspection although I would insist on checking her giant sized double airbags out in turn before giving her a full cavity search. The best thing about female cops is that they always come with their own set of sex toys and I would love to handcuff Ashley to my bed and spend the weekend taming her.


Speaking of handcuffs and disciplining people, to switch things up I know exactly who the next character is because I watched the first season of PRISON SCHOOL after everybody and their dog was talking about the show.


And I had to watch it twice : first the english dubbed version so I could understand what the story is about and then the original version to see all the buttcracks, boobies and nasty things that were cut out in the english dubbed version. The first season was rather cheap at amazon Germany but if I know my fellow germans that version is probably more censored than the english dubbed one. I know I should not mention Yaya Han but I think this would be a good cosplay for her and she surely has the right breast size ( her giant 40D oppai ! ) to play mega mammary massita Meiko Shiraki.


We close things out with another anime series I am familiar with and a cosplay for which you not only need a pornstar body to pull it off but also a lot of chuzpe because the costume is very revealing : Boa Hancock from ONE PIECE. For the longest time german tv was only repeating all episodes until the pirate gang was separated after the Sabaodi Atoll endlessly but currently they are showing new episodes. My brother bought some of the seasons that were not shown on german tv so we could at least find out if Ruffy managed to save his " brother " Ace from execution ( which cost an arm and a leg when it´s a popular anime show ) but I have no idea where they are right now with the german episodes. Like most anime shows I watched on a regular basis I watched them with my brother but now that he has moved out I don´t know if I want to get into the show again. With all the stuff I have on my plate right now - like trying to make a living as a comic book creator - it is not really that high on my priority checklist.


That´s all for Today folks as I will hopefully spend Tomorrow at Stuttgart Comic Con where I might meet some of these busty cosplay goddesses.

 
One more thing before we come to the entertainment block : how many of these cosplay girls did you know by name ? Quod erat demonstrandum.

Even though this post is not primarily about Yaya Han I want to include a link to remind my readers that while this may look like just a cheap excuse to post lots of pictures of mega busty cosplay women - which is a big part why I finally decided to write this post - I am dead serious about my main point. Because I could rant at length about how Yaya did not get where she is because of her big breasts alone but instead I am going to let Kyatto explain that Yaya Han is not ruining cosplay since he goes into detail about all the negativity surrounding Yaya Han that is doing the real damage here.


It´s quite an interesting analysis and you should take the time to read it - unless you´re only here for the boobies. Which is also okay for me. But my motto has always been : come for the boobies but return for the comics.


Because it has not been that long since my last post there are only two birthdays I missed but covered in previous years and both are on the same day. On June the 27th Butch Guice turned 57 and Dan Jurgens turned 59. Now they have both worked on a lot of different comic books but since they were both part of the creative teams during the latter part of John Byrne´s post - Crisis Superman revamp they had to share a post in 2016.


I hope I can get back to that subject very soon as John Byrne´s birthday is next month. I still haven´t done my post on the Supergirl storyline which introduced the Matrix Supergirl - and which I think would be interesting for a number of reasons not the least the current Supergirl tv show. You never know what you find doing your research like the post on ACTION FIGURE PICS about the Doomsday action figure but mainly about the Death Of Superman storyline. While opinions about the quality of that story may vary no one can deny that it was not the best time for costume designs.



Todays birthdays start with Victoria Crawford a.k.a. Alicia Fox who celebrates her 32nd birthday. She is one of the divas I always enjoyed even if I was not so keen when they came up with the crazy chick angle. I think they already did this to death with A. J. Of all people we have John Laurinaitis to thank for her coming to the WWE since it was him who saw her in a fashion catalogue and booked her. Whatever you may say about that man - and there is a lot you can - he does have an eye for women.


It has been a while since I had the opportunity to write about female wrestlers so I may have posted one of the videos - or a different video with part of one of the matches - before. And since I am one of the guys who likes to keep the cake as well as eat it both videos include the asian knockout - in more ways than one - Gail Kim also known as Die Geile Kim.




It´s back to comic books with Christopher Priest who turns 57 and while I haven´t done a specific post for him yet I have written plenty of posts about the Black Panther and the best place to go is my post about Sal Velluto´s terrific art on Black Panther because it also includes a link to an overview of the brilliant series by Christopher Priest that I wrote back in 2012. You can find more great Sal Velluto art in the posts I did in 2016 and last month which is one of the reasons why you probably won´t see a Christopher Priest post anytime soon. Or at least not before John Byrne.


Now I have seen the Black Panther movie and as any comic book fan worth his money knows great parts of it were taken directly from Christopher Priest´s run. I am not going to do a full review of the movie here because there are the usual SJW flaws and I feel that there are enough people out there who have pointed out all the things that are wrong or illogical in that movie. So I am just going to mention MY biggest disappointment which was that the one thing that Halle Berry - or any other hot afro american / nubian sex goddesses like Janet Jackson - was not in it.


Which may sound like a personal preference thing of a pervy old guy - and to some extent it is - but the thing nobody talks about in regards to Black Panther is : if Wakanda really developed without any outside interference by the white colonialists ( which is something that gets hammered into our brain constantly throughout the entire movie ) and is such a female dominated society ( which is not mentioned so blatantly but in fact it is as all even the defenders of Wakanda are female, there are no males who fight on T´Challa´s side except for Everett K. Ross and he´s an outsider ) then where are all the topless tribeswomen ? I mean, the only reason why women in african countries started to cover up their naked breasts is that the white christian missionaries told them it was sin to show what god gave them. And in Wakanda there - at least allegedly - have never been white missionaries. Also women would not cover their breasts in a female dominated society. So there is no reason why there should be no topless tribeswomen in Wakanda. The only reason there aren´t any are the SJWs.


So on one side there are too many women in that movie who constantly try to steal the limelight from T´Challa or at least belittle him by ridiculing him and on the other side there are not enough. At least not enough of those that really count. I mean, there were a few ritual ceremonies in the movie so you can´t tell me you could not have stuck a few topless tribes women - preferably of the caliber of Halle Berry - somewhere in there.


And it´s not like this would be unprecedented for Halle Berry who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´s Ball . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got even four solo posts .


So I think Black Panther would have greatly benefit by having Halle Berry in the cast and I would even have volunteered to direct the parts with her which would be a dream come true for me. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.


And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.


In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.


Which is what she did with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster´s Ball. Speaking of which, so far I haven´t had the opportunity to add that milestone of mammary movie history to my collection and as I just recently found out that may have been for the best. Because there are two versions so you have to be careful which DVD or BlueRay you buy if you want to see the full uncut sex scene with Halle Berry riding Billy´s bobbing thornton like a wild rodeo horse. As far as I know both versions are out in the US but I have no idea how things are in Europe. All the german copies go 108 minutes while the spanish version goes 111 minutes so this might be a movie I will have to get in Spain but who knows when I have the chance.


Now I did find some GIFs online and part of what seems to be missing in the cut version is proof of that Halle really did bang Billy Bob Thornton´s brains out for real as you can see his rockhard meatpole and his monster balls. Which might be the reason why there was so much speculation if they really did it. If all movie goers had seen the full scene there had be no doubt about it. Now there is no explicit penetration shown - they did not go that far - but you see enough to realize they are doing it for real.


Which always gives boners that extra edge. There are a few movies where you can see such explicit scenes and I remember that the first one I saw was in a cheap erotic horror movie. I didn´t expect more than the usual nude scenes but suddenly you saw the hot sexbomb of turn riding the lucky stiff´s stiff member and instead of the usual blanket covering her nude butt there was nothing there as his schlong was sliding inside her.


At first I thought this was one of those porn movies they used to show on german tv where they cut the good scenes ( which totally defeated the purpose of showing those kind of movies ) and they had forgotten to cut that part. But no, it was just your basic cheap Hollywood horror skin flick where - as according to urban legend is wont to happen from time to time and there are a few movies with Shannon Whirry that include such scenes which may have something to do with her becoming such a big midnight movie star in the 90s - the actors got bored or drunk or horny or all of the above and decided to do it for real. And as it could not be any other way the director choose that take for the movie. I sadly don´t remember the title of the movie but I know that the story involved the figures of a wax museum coming to life again. I know, that doesn´t really narrow it down.



We are staying with showbiz as Today is also the anniversary of the birth of one of Germany´s biggest entertainers, the late great Peter Alexander. And he could be quite entertaining as long as he stayed in men´s clothes. For me he always was the more charismatic, more talented and definitely more sober version of Harald Juhnke and as a fan of the old Marvel Two - In - One I chose a clip where he sings a duet with Johnny Cash in german.



Since this post was about cosplay and big breasts I wanted to include a video that combines both. For the female readers - if I still have any left - there is the makeup tutorial part and for the male readers the woman who is applying the makeup ... they can probably figure this out on their own.



I think it was the hand puppet of a certain green skinned amphibious that said : " The most beautiful thing that breasts can do is dance. " so after the striptease goddess Antonina Goloseev here is another very talented performer, Francia Al Sahara from Espana Got Talent who demonstrates her absolute body control. The best part is the reaction of the female judges as the male part of the jury is to chicken to admit they got a huge boner.



I was racking my brain about a cartoon video that fits the topic of Today but since I could not come up with a good one here is one of the best cartoon shows ever made. I have probably already posted something from this show but I am currently re - watching the entire series, plopping in an episode whenever there is nothing good on tv ( which is basically any time I turn on the tv ) and it´s worth repeating for those that have missed it.



The later episodes are better but I am not that far ahead that I got to the really good ones so we are starting with the first one. Like with a lot of shows where I have fond memories of it I prefer to watch it with the german voices because anything else sounds weird to me but for my readers I have also included the episode in the original US version.



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2 comments:

Ja D said...

Prison School!
I haven't seen the anime but the manga is the work of genius.

SUBZERO said...

Well, I haven´t read the manga yet. I´ll wait until the next time I´m in Spain. I liked the anime. You know it´s good when they censor stuff.