TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: 2024

Okay, it took me a bit longer than I said because I was so tired that I took a break. So sue me for being human. Anyway, as promised here is the second part of our spotlight on Joe Madureira's BATTLE CHASERS .

I hope you checked out the first part before coming here. Now we have already had all the build up and here is when all the players meet and we head to the big showdown with the blockbuster action finale. Enjoy.

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Ueber bodacious real life blow up sex doll Athena Massey is of course best known from the famous midnight classic skin flick Undercover Heat where she was completely cast against type because you have to wonder who in his right mind would cast such an ultimate nympho men milking machine as the severely sex starved undercover cop Cindy Hannen ?

Even if the story is nothing new - a female cop has to go undercover as a callgirl to find a serial killer - Undercover Heat is one of the best erotic movies I have seen because it has the perfect blend of crime, suspense, erotic and humor that few directors of this genre achieve. It also has a nice pacing of 5 minutes of story development followed by 5 minutes of erotic scenes and so on. But the biggest reason why this movie is so entertaining is the stunning Athena Massey and her spectacular body.

The character Athena plays is a somewhat repressed woman who never had much time besides her police work to explore her sexuality but as she goes undercover she makes up for that in spades. The plan going in is that her superior will send her clients so she can keep her cover and give him regular status reports. But as they sometimes come too late - to their appointments not as in relayed ejaculation - the sex depraved bombshell is already busy sexperimenting with the other potent studs.

There is even a threesome with a client and his big breasted wife so this movie has it all. So this is my recommendation for the day and if you haven´t seen it yet you definitely have to check out Undercover Heat.

Speaking of experts at draining dicks to the last drop we have the latest batch of videos from the breast music reactor currently on YouTube Mia In The Moment a.k.a. Mia Sorety. She mentioned in one of her videos that she is already at 20.000 subscribers - which doesn't surprise me with those huge melons of her - and she surely must be aware that there are a few sure fire ways to double or even triplicate that number with ease.

Okay, maybe if she did a video wearing a wet t shirt it would get blocked by YouTube if you could see too much nippleage ( although in my opinion there can't be too much nippleage showing because that is the purpose of wet t shirts ) but there is no reason why she could not do one with a tiny bikini top or a sling bikini with less fabric than shoelaces since there are a lot of these bikini try on haul videos on YouTube ( and I always try to include the breast in my posts even though not all my readers enjoy them ) and a surprisingly high number don't get an age restriction. Plus Mia definitely has the hot pornstar body to pull off something like that.

Apropos pornstar, somebody mentioned in the comments that Mia Sorety is a pornstar or something to the effect that she reached minor pornstar status but even after a lot of hard ( and getting harder by the minute ) research on the internet I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

I have not been able to find her measurements nor anything about her biography except that she may also work as a fitness instructor and that she had her breasts enhanced. Which she may have done for herself or for work because I did find her Onlyfans. I mean with a body like that it would be strange not to exploit that quality in some way or another !

Besides her Onlyfans Mia Sorety is also very active on twitter but even though there is some very explicit material of her there is nothing that would be a definite proof of her pornstar status - be it in a major or minor capacity. On the other side maybe I am too old fashioned because for me to be accredited pornstar status a girl has to at least been in a few porn movies. Mind you I am not saying that those have to be any good but even in this new digital age where everything is in the cloud and there is no more need for any physical porn data files I find it hard to consider anybody a pornstar who has not been in a few porn flicks.

Just my two cents. In any case as long as I don't find any definite proof on the subject I am going to put down Mia Sorety's pornstar status as highly questionable but definitely a possibility to consider if she hasn't already done it. Which brings us to our next subject on the agenda.

Going through the Julius Zimmerman pictures for the part about Velma Dinkley I couldn't help it and immediately thought about who Mia could play in an xxx - rated movie and because of Mia's black hair my first choice would have to be princess Jasmine from Disney's Aladin movie.

One of the main reasons would be to get her to do a sultry bellydance routine - of course - which I as the director of the movie would have to rehearse with her at a private five star luxury resort during a weekend.

Naturally we would have to get Mia a somewhat more sexy outfit that fits to this more sexy version of Jasmine and I was thinking something along the lines of what french ( in every sense of the word ) 40C - 22 - 36 mega MILF blow up sex doll Marlene Mourreau - who did not choose her stage name by accident - wore in her most famous performance.

For those who have missed her bonerinducing live performances in my previous posts here is a quick reminder and if you are a new blog visitor or indeed you missed all my previous musings on this french kissing ( or better french deepthroating ) ultimate men milking machine for other reasons check out my first spotlight post on Marvel Comics WEREWOLF BY NIGHT comicbook and enjoy her cult siren posts from 2015 and 2020 .

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Comib back to Mia Sorety, the other possibility that I was thinking about is Violet Pharr from The Incredibles because in one of her reaction videos Mia said that she is very shy I have no idea how a girl with such giant XXL pornstar gazongas can be shy but it is something they have in common.

Deja Vu. The strange feeling you have been somewhere. seen something or done something before. Now I could swear I have written something about Violet Pharr in a previous post but I could not find anything. In any case, in the movie we would pick up the thread that the neighbour's kid caught the Dad lifting a car and now he is constantly checking out the house to see something extraordinary. Which he eventually does but not in the way he expected when he peeps on Violet enjoying private time.

Violetta who is hornier than a cat in heat has no idea that her slightest movement is watched with great interest by a prepubescent viril boy who is completely mesmerized as he gets a crash course to the exciting and wonderful world of seeing a stunning sexbomb like Violet pleasuring herself. Because of her shyness Violet is still a virgin ( this changes very quickly once she starts wearing more revealing clothes at school much to the chagrin of her envious female classmates and the utter delight of her male classmates who manage to get her drunk enough at a school trip to drag her to the back of the bus after the other pupils have gone exploring where they take turns at helping her get rid of her virginity ) but she is imagining the cute boy whom she has a crush on making sweet love to her. For hours she is stroking her soft spot and as the intensity of her actions increases her moans do the same turning into screams of lust at the top of her lungs that surprise even the horny youth watching her.

At the climax wave after wave of ecstasy hits her trembling body until she experiences a cascade of multiple orgasms that leave her without strength and her long legs split widely open like a phillipino prostitute.

Which is why she doesn't notice the boy whom she just dragged through puberty devouring every inch of her sweaty body with lustful eyes. That night he has the first of a long succession of wet sex dreams with Violet.

Over the course of the next few days our intrepid little hero manages to witness a few masturbation sensation marathon sessions of Violet who is completely out of control because the days turn into the hottest week of the summer - in more ways than one. For Violet the urge to touch herself becomes stronger throughout the day until it becomes unbearable and she has to cave in - sometimes early in the afternoon much to the boy's delight who has a front row seat to the sexbomb's sweat filled spectacle.

Luckily for Violet the rest of the family went on a trip so that she has the house all to herself and can get as loud and freaky as she wants. The boy also doesn't mind as it quickly becomes a daily routine for him to spy on Violet and wait until she secludes herself to her bedroom than securing the best position to watch her bonerinducing performance after which he quickly goes to bed waiting for the next wet sex dream with Violet.

But one thing that a daily routine does is make you careless and at the end of the week Violet suddenly realizes that she is being observed while having her " special time " but because she is so horny she can't stop in the middle of it and by the time she once again collapses in a sweaty heap hours have gone by and the virile voyeur has vacated the vicinity.

For the next few days Violet makes sure to be either fully clothed at all times or at least stay away from the windows. This way she successfully avoids giving the horny guy more spank material but he still manages to get his own private peep show as she hasn't mentioned anything about this to her Mom who is caught by surprise while taping a " biggest dildos and sex toys yet " unboxing and try out haul for her Onlyfans website.

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Last but nor least there is also the scene below which absolutely has to be in the movie even if I don't know how we can pull this off. My best guess is that I would have to slam - fuck her brains out seven days to Sunday in the worst way with one of these special suits and we would have to put those powerball thingies in later with the special effects.

To get to that scene we have to go back in time a little bit. We have already established that Violet is now fully aware that the neighbour's kid has not only turned into her personal peeping Tom but he also has started to break into her home and hide in her room to see her naked goods better. It is then that Violet decides to turn the tables on him and flash her naked pornstar body whenever she catches him lurking around her window to see his reaction. Needless to say it has the desired effect.

Now that Violet has made the decision to get naked where the kid can peep on her for hours she is starting to get excited herself when she knows he is watching her. She completely forgets time and so she is not aware that she has been oiling up her naked tits for three hours giving the lucky neighbour enough material for some especially vivid wet sex dreams in which he is the one fondling her perfect teenage puppies.

With her huge melons this would be the perfect scene for Mia Sorety since her titanic twin torpedoes were literally built ( by the surgeon who gave her those huge porn implants and if you don't believe she had any work done just check out her older pictures on twitter and compare them to her new music reaction videos ) to be tightly wrapped around a hard erection and stroke it until the guy squirts like a fire hose. Man, I totally envy the lucky stiff ( in every sense of the word ) who got to train her at tit - fucking since he surely must've had the breast time of his life.

At this point Violet is dominated by her ambition to go to the limit - and beyond - to see how horny she can get the prepubescent boy before she drives him completely sex crazy. To that avail she waits until he appears before her window and then jumps out and presses her completely naked body against the glass. After giving him a good eyeful of every inch of her naked skin she continues to simulate being slamfucked from behind while squeezing her huge titties against the glass. To her big surprise he lasts 45 minutes before all his raging hormones get the better of him.

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But Violet's plan hits a snag because she had planned to continue the double dick draining session and milk Frozone dry the entire weekend but he has to respond to an emergency at the Playboy mansion on Friday morning which is going to keep him busy until Wednesday. Luckily - or maybe not so lucky for Violet as it turns out later - she can keep the boy's attention as Elastigirl decides to turn the weekend into one long lesbian lubrication sensation marathon session. Which was amazing for the horny boy who got to see more than he ever bargained for because much to Violet's chagrin her Mom sees this as the perfect opportunity to test out all the sextoys and double dildos she gets sent from all of her horny fans around the world. And I'm saying " much to Violet's chagrin " because her Mom goes completely wild with impaling herself and Violet with the biggest double dildos in her collection which is a big problem.

Because unlike her Mom Violet has no stretching powers which would make this a less taxing experience. The only downside for the boy on the other hand - who has taken up residence at Violet's bedroom door - is that he misses some very hot lesbian girl on girl action whenever he has to use a new mobile phone to tape it because the batteries have died.

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wow that was really something never have seen somebody coming that many times I thought you wouldn't stop squirting ready for round two and you better brace yourself because this time around I am going to slamfuck you so hard that I am either going to break the bed or your dick whatever happens first

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ONCE YOU HAD BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK : SEX EMPRESS ELLIE !

Apropos epic, that's my cue for more videos with voluptous afro - american aphrodite Ellie the Empress and since the two lingerie try on hauls I wanted to post both got an age restriction ( so you know they are good ) and I already posted all of her bikini and swimwear try on haul videos here are a few videos with her trying on dresses and lingerie.

As it is slowly becoming a tradition I am also including a different video with Ellie the Empress and in this case it is her first Q & A about working in a prison. Also you can never go wrong with Ellie in a bathtub. Damn, it is one of the big unsolved mysteries of the universe that baffles all the philosophics how a nubian Busenwunder like Ellie didn't end up in porn.

By the way, all those new blog visitors who want to know more about her might want to check out the first part of my spotlight on Tom Grummet's run of THE NEW TITANS where she talks about her time in the military as well as part two where she goes into depth about working in a prison.

I WANNA BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR : ELLIE'S BOOB CAMP TAMING !

Yes, that surprised me too because with her titanic twin torpedoes you might assume that Ellie would have done a lot of troop entertainment in her tour or at least have been a " barrack bunny " ( I just learned the term from this live stream ) but according to Ellie she was not sexually harassed because she was a late bloomer even if she later made more than up for that with her bonerinducing 44H - 24 - 34 measurements.

She claims that she was not as busty back then and always concealed her pornstar measurements with her baggy uniform. Also there were like 60 girls in her unit and four guys so you know that all them horny girls were milking those lucky dudes 24 / 7 until they could not get it up anymore.

And to think that they made that unit because the horny soldiers were constantly slamfucking the girls who were working at the supply unit and the officials were tired of female soldiers getting pregnant all the time.

Boy, did that plan backfire. Although for the four guys this was probably heaven on earth : each one had 15 girls as their private blow up sex dolls to use at their hearts content without the need of sexually assaulting a woman in uniform. Which is always a serious problem in the US military.

MY CLASSMATE WITH THE SECRET RUSS MEYER TWIN TORPEDOES !

Now there might be some guys who might find it hard to believe that she could successfully hide her booming pornstar body - even if she did not have the huge tits she would get later at the tender age of 18 - just with a baggy uniform but as I learned from personal experience we sometimes can't see the forest for the trees. Or rather the tits for the stripper pole.

I have already told this story but when I was doing my job training as a car mechanic at the Deutsche Bundesbahn in Stuttgart our parallel class at the trade school ( in Germany they have the dual learning system where you are taught physically by learning how to repair cars but also theoretically in a school ) was from Daimler Benz - better known as Mercedes in Amerika - and they always had better tuition and material because they had more money. There was even a girl in the group and I did have some of the usual interactions - interchanging notes on school matters or supplying homework when one was ill - but since she was a bit mousy and looked pretty plain I didn't get more involved with her.

Which I should have but you are always wiser in hindsight. Anyway, fast forward a year and we were doing one of these activities that you do with your trade school class and the choice was either go ice skating or swimming. Since I never was good at ice skating I opted to go swimming as did the girl from my parallel class and my jaw literally hit the floor when she came out of the changing stall in a bikini and had the biggest breasts that I had ever seen. At least in real life. As longtime followers of the blog know I had seen my share of porn movies up to that point and this girl could have given famous british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young's giantsized implants a run for her money with her massive melons.

Suddenly I was very interested to talk to her but I was still a bit awkward and shy around women at that time so that another Bundesbahn pupil who was more experienced at talking to girls stole my thunder. All I could do was drool over her from afar and wave goodbye as the guy accompanied her home. Damn, I'm sure he fucked her brains out too.

Anyway, all I want to say is that sometimes women can hide their bodies even if they have huge tits. And if you don't believe my story just think about React channel Busenwunder Haley who managed to hide her giant - sized pornstar melons from the male audience for quite some time. But that's enough of a rant from me and let's get back to Ellie the Empress.

DEEPTHROATING BIG DICKS : TROOP ENTERTAINMENT ELLIE STYLE !

Ellie also admits that she did have two military boyfriends during her service - who definitely were banging the living daylights out of her and wearing their schlongs out dick - taming her into submission - and that once she was in her civilian clothes that fit like a second skin and her huge titties hanging all out all the guys in the army were hitting on her.

I am not sure if I believe that she never had any crazy sex adventures during her service with the " drill instructor " during " booty camp " month but the army's loss is the internet's gain. What I am not sure of is if I understood correctly is her comment that usually her live streams are NSFW and can't be uploaded to YouTube. Does it really mean what I think ? And if so where can I find the uncensored versions of the sex streams ?

DOING HARD TIME AND HARD DICKS : ELLIE TAMED BEHIND BARS !

And not only has this nubian blow up sex doll been a soldier but also a correctional officer which are two jobs where people think they must have the highest rate of sexual assault so she must have gotten a lot of dick in her line of work. Well, as with the first Q & A session this will definitely shatter a lot of your illusions because while female soldiers are gangraped at an alarming rate by their fellow soldiers and direct superiors most sexual transgressions in prisons happen TO inmates and the perpetrators are either other inmates or the guards. And while I am not quite sure if I totally believe that she was never sexually assaulted by an inmate during her time at prison I also don't think that an ultimate men milking machine with a porn star body like Ellie would use inmates as her sex toys when she can seduce any man she wants outside of jail.

She was a bit cryptic about a fellow female officer that got in trouble for slambanging a prisoner and got labelled as a sex offender and there is a comment about a case with a nymphomanic female prison guard using all the inmates like personal breeding stallions but I don't think it was Ellie.

Or maybe she was also milking well hung prisoners dry but at least was clever enough not to get caught. I also believe that she knew very well which risks she was running being in a prison with a lot of horny guys who didn't have sex for weeks or months since she herself said that if you are a 6 outside of the prison you are a 10 in prison ( I would say that outside of prison Ellie is at least a 12 so in prison she would be a 16 or higher ) and all eyes will be on you plus she went on record that she always was wearing a jacket to cover up her Playmate Of The Year body and didn't put on a lot of make up. It's the same reason why she was sending back so many female visitors when they were dressed up too sexy when she was working in the visiting facilities because she knew they would make the inmates too horny and then afterwards the inmates would vent their sexual frustrations pounding her body into submission.

JUVENILE DELINQUENTS : THEIR SCHLONGS WERE TOO BIG FOR ELLIE

At the beginning Ellie recounted how initially she wanted to work with juvenile delinquents but then dropped it very quickly and you don't have to be a great detective to deduce that the main reason why she decided to go in a different direction was that with teenagers their hormones are running wild and when you have juvenile delinquents who get a gigantic erection just by a stiff wind and who are at their sexual peak where they can stay erect all night long while squirting load after load and you add a big breasted wet dream like Ellie to the equation then the penetration sensation fuck marathon where these serial rapists in training take turns slam - banging Ellie's brains out six ways to Sunday is already inevitable.

So instead she first worked at a female prison which naturally did not work out that well since all inmates wanted to fight with her because - surprise - contrary to the SJW propaganda that all women are instantly friends and that it's the men causing all their trouble women always see other women as enemies or at least as competition. Breast envy is real.

So Ellie transferred to a men's prison where work was way easier for her.

According to her she was not sexually assaulted because that is frowned upon by inmates and they don't like men who even hit women in general.

And while I find it hard to believe that nothing ever happened to her I can understand that if she was in a correctional facility with more white collar crime and less violent offenders like serial rapists most inmates would not make a pass on her because they didn't want to get trouble.

SHE'S NOT TOO LEGIT TO QUIT : HOW ELLIE AVOIDED SEXUAL ASSAULT

And she did admit that there were some inmates who tried to hit on her, that she had to hide from the inmates and that if she did not manage to avoid them they would stare at her and cat call her and that she quit because she wanted to get out before they did something worse to her.

Also she wouldn't go back to work as a prison guard because all inmates have their prison cells plastered with Ellie's nude OnlyFans pictures so it would be awkward for her knowing that they're all whacking off to that.

ALL WELL HUNG PRISON GUARDS HAD TO PASS HER SEX INSPECTION !

What she did not mention was if she banged many of her fellow prison guards - she said that she was always looking if there were well - hung guards at every prison she went to and that she had sex with at least one - but from what I read about female police officers you can be sure that they threw her one hell of a blanket party where all the male staff took turns drilling every orifice of her body and wearing their dick out on her.

I still find it hard to believe that some prison did not want to hire such an ultimate sexbomb because if I was the guy doing the job interviews and I would get an afro american aphrodite like Ellie in my office whose body is like liquid sexual chocolate with two such titanic twin torpedoes I would instantly hire her and completely Harry Weinstein her ass 24 / 7.

But she did admit that she worked a lot of night shifts and her colleagues surely bet her she could not get herself out of handcuffs and when they had her cuffed practiced giving female prisoners a full cavity search.

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We have a rare YouTube find with a video of buxom 32F blow up sex doll Amy Charles ( sorry, but I could not find her other measurements so if anybody out there has more information about that please let me know in the comments below ) whom my regular blog visitors and all german males from my generation will immediately recognize as the voluptuous Busenwunder with the speaker phone from the intro to TUTTI FRUTTI .

But Amy Childs was not only in the intro for the show. She was like the Bob Layton of Colpo Grosso because she did everything you could do on the show. I don't know how she first got started on the show but she has been on the show in every capacity . She took her clothes off as one of the contestants , she has undressed as one of the Euro girls ( which are the girls the contestants need to get as naked as possible ), she exposed a naked breast - and sometimes more - as one of the fruit girls, she was one of the girls on the show who did an artistic solo strip between the different segments and Amy Charles also has been invited as a musical guest although the position she is probably best known for is that of the co - host of Colpo Grosso . As which she sadly did not show her goodies.

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One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

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Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breasts like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

the only episode I found which I can post without an age restriction but it is heavily censored

full episode of colpo grosso with monique sluyter as the co - host

18 minutes of the spanish version ay que calor

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We have another stars studded episode of Inside Of You with Danny Trejo who appeared in the Andy Sidaris movie Guns very early in his career.

Other highlights include Runaway Train ( which I included in an earlier post and is hopefully still there ) where he co - starred with Eric Roberts - who was in the Inside Of You episode in the bonus section of our last post - as well as Angel Of Desire with 38C - 22 - 35 sex goddess Joan Severance who was the main lead in the original Black Scorpion movies, of course in the Mexico trilogy by Roberto Rodriguez Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico as well as the Spy Kids movies and the Quentin Tarantino movies From Dusk Till Dawn, Grindhouse, and Planet Terror, of course Machete and Machete Kills and last but not least The Hidden.

The Hidden is a bit more underrated movie and mainly got a loyal male cult following over the decades based on the participation of 36B - 25 - 38 science fucktion cult siren Claudia Christian who earned a spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list with her revealing performance in this.

The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this.

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While I always was more of a Star Trek : Deep Space Nine fan than a Babylon 5 fan they did have some decent sexbombs on the show like 40C - 25 - 35 Uebercougar Tracy Scoggins ( who really caught my attention as Cat Grant on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman which also starred the best Lois Lane EVER, the mindblowing not so desperate housewife 38C - 22 - 32 sexbomb Teri " I'm Not A Stripper ! " Hatcher ).

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .