Justice League casting alternatives : part 1

Yep, just when you thought it was safe to read the blog again it´s boobs all over again with the final and much dreaded alternatives which will be the final JLA CASTING posts. At least until I come up with something new.

Now it has been four years since I did the casting back on my old boob blog and I have been re - thinking some of my decisions, there were some instances where I had multiple candidates for one role or there were some candidates I didn´t consider or just plain forget. So, to include all the possible candidates - and to leave the way open for a possible CASTING THE AVENGER BABES post in the future - I present the road not chosen.

Darlene Silva as Soranik Natu

Not really a new contestant since I casted this brazilian bikini model as Dawn in the first part of The Subzero Edition but with her huge 34DDs she could easily pull off the Green Lantern sexbomb every fanboy lusts after. 

I´m not sure if I would really go that way since it meant loosing either Janet Jackson ( from the SUBZERO edition ) or Halle Berry ( from the Hollywood edition ) from my casting list but according to the comics where the artists draw her cleavage bigger and bigger thus turning her into the Power Girl of the Green Lantern Corps I would give her a more minimalistic costume that would let her show off her breast assets.

Of course I could always introduce another female Green Lantern to the cast but I think she´s best as Dawn. Another added wrinkle is that I would have to recast that role. But let´s not get ahead of ourselves here, sorry.

Maybe the best option here would be to introduce another female Green Lantern like Katma Tui into the list just to keep another slot open for Halle Berry. She would also look good in a somewhat skimpier outfit. 

In any event Halle Berry would definitely be included in my Justice League of America movie and as the director I would insist on rehearsing all her explicit sex scenes ( which are only in the special script she got on set ) with her in person. For hours. After sending the rest of the crew home. For the weekend. Which begins on Thursday and lasts until Tuesday.

So be it as Green Lantern Soranik Natu or Katma Tui, as Vixen or even as the Catwoman with the best daimn costume ever Halle Berry is a keeper. Speaking about that horrible CATWOMAN atrocity, Halle still owes movie goers around the globe so maybe we can get her to do an encore of her scene in MONSTER´S BALL only without so much furniture in the way.

I mean the least she can do is the PASSWORD : SWORDFISH boob flash.

I guess we´ll have to see what we can accomplish with some sex drugs.

Janet Jackson as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )

Our second alternative for Dawn is also more reshuffling as Janet Jackson already got her special solo post as Soranik Natu in the SUBZERO edition. 

Even though it could be a bit of a stretch for her to be cast as a native american we did get Marlon Brando as a chinese and mexican and at least Janet already has the right wardrobe - and the right moves - for the role.

Also Janet has the right physique and has no qualms about showing it in her dazzling music videos. With me you would never get lonely, Janet.

Even at her current age Janet can drive men crazy as she showed with her space suit which she almost destroyed with her out - of - control boobs.

She definitely knows which dance moves her audience wants to see.

All that said I would probably not recast Janet and go through all the trouble of trying to fix those casting dominoes but if you read my previous post you know that I just have to keep her on the cast.

Christy Hartburg from Russ Meyer´s SUPERVIXENS as Big Barda

Now during all my contemplation for possible candidates I never ventured in the realm of Russ Meyer movies because you could do an entire casting call just from those super stacked super sexbombs ( don´t give me any ideas ) but if I did I would put busty Christy Hartburg in the top echelon. 

From Russ Meyer´s movies I´m especially fond of his later ones because those were the first ones I saw. And maybe because the production values and the caliber of the involved actresses ( no pun intended ) were better.

Christy played a short but memorable part in SuperVixens and I always regretted that her part wasn´t bigger ( again, no pun intended ) and that she didn´t get naked. In most erotic movies I have seen there is always this one super hot actress who is the only one who doesn´t get naked but this was the first time it did happen in a Russ Meyer movie. Which is where you least expect something like this. The film begins with Christy Hartburg ( who is an an incredible one - shot wonder since she only made THIS movie ) with black pig - tailed hair and a bod which giant gazongas threatens to burst from her teeny shirt and impossibly short shorts. 

Christy Hartburg disappeared after her brief appearance in the film and was the poster girl for SuperVixens and funny enough the film poster featuring Christy Hartburg´s huge melons was often censored because Christy´s ample decolletage was obviously too much and had to be covered with a triangle - which had to be replaced several times.

Christy Hartburg was an anonymous Russ Meyer girl until a few years ago when she introduced her own website. The site mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, but not before letting fans see that she still looks as statuesque as she did in 1975. Wherever Hartburg is Today, she left an incredible impression with her barely 5 minute role as Super Lorna.

So I just had to include Christy Hartburg in my alternatives because she had a lot of unrealized potential which never came to fruition. With her voluminous body she would have been a great Big Barda. You could believe this woman was personally selected by Darkseid to serve in the breeding pens like her mother Big Breeda ( yes, nomen est omen with Jack Kirby so I would likely be called Big Jerko or Lone Loser in a Jack Kirby comic ).

 
Raven De La Croix as Wonder Woman ( Diana Prince )

Now if I HAD considered actresses from Russ Meyer movies for my JLA casting I would not have gotten past this obvious choice since UP ! is my favorite Russ Meyer movie. I think it may have been the first Russ Meyer movie I saw at the old Bali movie theater at the station in Ludwigsburg which showed normal movies but also NC 17 movies like First Blood and porn movies. It was either this movie or Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill !



Meyer’s 1976 comedy thriller UP ! was was co - written by Roger Ebert and contains Nazis, lesbianism, rape, buggery, a backwoods sheriff, piranha, kinky sex - and that’s just the first 10 minutes ! The movie offers a lot of very graphic sex scenes which are highly erotic, well photographed and stunningly edited. The female cast members all engage with the outdoor, sunny California countryside, but under a spell of kinetic blankness like sex machines gone wild especially Janet Wood who has one of the best scenes with on - screen partner Robert McLane who was a homosexual in real life. I have read that homosexual actors are often used in straight porn because it´s almost impossible for them to climax during sex with a woman but Janet Wood doesn´t look like a woman who takes no for an answer. So either she is riding him like a woman possessed because she can finally vent all her pent up sexual energy on him or she has worked herself in a frenzy trying to put him on the straight path again. In any case her nymphomaniac urges obviously got the better of Janet because she has never acknowledged her work in this film over the decades.  

Now besides possibly being the first Russ Meyer movie I saw in a cinema another reasons why it´s my favorite - besides the bevy of hot sexbombs like Kitten Natividad or Marianne Marks in the cast - is the lead actress. 

The gorgeous Raven De La Croix with an exotic name and a body which can only be a true gift from the gods, stars as Margo Winchester, one of Meyer’s strongest female characters. Constantly victimized by most men, yet refusing to play the victim, spitting out her lines in a Mae West - type drawl, Delacroix and her bountiful figure totally steal the movie. Totally nude and usually running around outdoors for most of the film, Delacroix is incredibly sexy and funny. She had done lots of modeling by 1976 and appeared in UP! after coming to terms with the fact that she had to perform nude scenes and graphic sex scenes. According to de la Croix, she really went all out for this film, destroying her feet while running through the desert, almost sacrificing her life during the drowning / rape scene, and unknowingly being body doubled during some of the more questionable sex scenes ( I wonder where they found that body double ).

She looks like a real life Wonder Woman and it´s a shame there never was a Bronze Age Wonder Woman movie with Raven in the lead role. The former model for blow up sex dolls practically played the role of the busty amazonian princess in the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick The Lost Empire.

He and Andy Sidaris are the only legitimate heirs of Russ Meyer so it´s no wonder ( no pun intended ) that Raven who had worked with Russ Meyer also worked with Jim. The movie is good entertainment for real men and Raven has some good scenes like the one with a fake snake ( ? ) below which I included because the bad quality of the picture combined with the red light and the steam almost doesn´t show you anything. You still can see that Raven´s boobs are just beyond epic. I envy her screen partner ! 

And with that we are finally at the end of this post which has turned into the first part of the casting alternatives for my JLA movie casting call.

That´s right, once again I kept adding text and pictures and animated GIFs to the post until it became so long that I have to split it into two parts. Click here for the second part in which we find singing sexbombs Mariah Carey and Shakira, stripper pro Elisabeth Berkeley as well as porn stars Sarah Louise Young, Akira Lane and Miko Lee who in my version have a four way with Kiana Tom and Yaya Han. As for this post you can read all you need to know about Jim WYnorsky´s THE LOST EMPIRE on Eric Cotenas´ post on DVD BEAVER and Jim Batts, Dana Jung and Tom Stockman at WE ARE MOVIE GEEKS list the top 10 Russ Meyer movies.

If you want to brush up on your Green Lantern hotties Katherine Meller on SEQUENTIAL TART has a post not only on Soranik Natu but also on Iolande and R´ amey Holl. Since Halle Berry was my choice for this role here are some Halle Berry links : GUYSPEED has the Hottest Halle Berry GIFs Ever and speaking about GIFs you can find a GIF of Halle Berry´s famous cowgirl dance from The Last Boy Scout where she played a stripper in Ashley Burns´ 73 Sport Movies in 73 Days post about that movie. Speaking about strippers Lindsey Weber and Hilary Reid at VULTURE have Five Questions Posed to Everyone Playing A Stripper and Tara Block at POPSUGAR has 25 Iconic Stripper Moments In Pop Culture

Halle Berry is also on Jessie Heyman´s list of The 10 Most Powerful Bond Girls Of All Time on VOGUE and speaking about Bond Girls, THE ROOSEVELTS have 29 Reasons Why Bond Girls Are Better In GIF Form .

I think I already posted this but just in case here´s Chris Gray´s article Last Night : Janet Jackson At RodeoHouston from the HOUSTON PRESS which has some nice photos of Janet in her silver spacesuit and speaking about links I SHOULD have posted here is the BRISTOL BAD FILM CLUB with Who Is Andy Sidaris And What Is The Triple B Film Series ? and Witney Seibold´s post on the L.E.T. H. A. L. Ladies ( part 1 / 2 / 3 ).

I´m not sure if I haven´t posted this but just in case I didn´t here´s Christy´s only movie part. Her boobs could have done so much more.



I know I may have glossed over The Lost Empire too fast but come on - I had to split this post into two parts as it is. I don´t need to make a third part. To ease the pain a bit here is a look at this cinematic masterpiece.



There really were not many clips from this movie on YouTube but I did manage to find one with the german dubbing. Of course they had to change the original title to Three Angels on the Island of Death.



Somebody who would be as well at home at a Russ Meyer movie as a Jim Wynorsky movie with her incredible bust is mexican telenovela star Ninel Conde. Since she only has her birthday once a year I have to find a place where to post her other videos ( like this bikini photoshoot ) until then.



And for those women who aren´t blessed with Russ Meyer sized chests here´s a tutorial how to get that much desired look. Guys can watch too. 



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JLA casting : The SUBZERO Edition begins !

Just when you thought we had finally finished with casting the Justice League movie I´m back with the special SUBZERO edition. Bwa - ha - ha !

If this is your first Justice League movie casting post you read on this blog - where the f - word have you been ? No, really. I have already done eight of these and one of them ( JLA movie casting : ANDY SIDARIS SPECIAL ) even was from this edition instead of the Hollywood edition.

Okay, if you haven´t read any of those posts you´re probably confused so I think I should explain again where these posts come from. Back when I had a boob blog besides my comic blog I did a series of posts casting the female members of the Justice League. This was not meant to be for a real movie but rather it was just a selection of who I considered to be the hottest women on the planet which explains why Beyonce, Janet Jackson or Halle Berry are in it. After I finished compiling my list of candidates I realized that I had too many candidates for one casting call so I split them into two categories. The first one was christened the Hollywood edition and I put mostly actresses in there who had starred in many movies and the big productions. The second one was called the SUBZERO edition and this is where I put the candidates who had starred in smaller movies, tv series, maybe porn actresses and swimsuit models. There are even some where I just had a picture and thought they would look good in their part.

Those were then split into two parts each but of course the number grew exponentially when I decided to put them on this blog. Here´s part one :

 Nicole "  Coco " Austin as Power Girl ( Kara Zor El )

With her incredible 39DD - 23 - 45 measurements I couldn´t give her any other role than the ultimate wet dream of the male superhero community.

To tell the truth, the wife of rapper Ice - T with the ass that don´t quit was my choice for Power Girl from the get - go. But as the number of possible candidates grew she went further and further down line.

But somehow most of the other candidates ended up in the Hollywood section. And since I have decided not to repeat any candidates from the previous cast she´s back in the number 1 position. She looks like a real life version of Bart Sears´s Power Girl - which is still the definite version for me - and she got freaking huge knockers so she´s perfect for the role.

This edition doesn´t care about the acting ability or the probability of the candidates ever being in a movie - although Coco had a cameo on LAW & ORDER : SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT and starred in ANGEL BLADE, DESERT ROSE, THE DIRTY MONKS and THINK LIKE A MAN TOO ( still have to watch it ). With that Coco has enough movie cred to get cast as Power Girl.

I just have to include a scene where Power Girl loses her memory and Guy Garner convinces her she´s a stripper - because she has the right body for it. Of course Guy uses the situation to turn her into his private blow up sex doll. And I think the blue bikini would be a good costume for her.

Coco Austin - also known as Coco Marie Austin while her original name is Nicole Natalie Marrow - is a famous dancer, glamour model and actress with incredible body measurements. Her figure is an extreme example of the hourglass body type : large breasts and buttock with a slim waist.

She is known to have breast surgery and there were rumors she had butt implants, but she did a supervised ultrasound test to prove otherwise.

You can say what you want about Ice T but he managed to get married to a real life blow up sexdoll who is also the wet dream of every black man : a white woman built like a sister. You have to give him props for that.

Born March 17, 1979 in Palos Verdes, California, her parents were actors who met on the set of BONANZA. She has Serbian ancestry through her maternal grandparents who were born in Serbia. Austin also has a younger sister Kristy Williams and three younger brothers. As a small child, her sister would mispronounce her name, saying " Cole Cole " or " Co - co " in place of " Nicole ". Eventually her family began addressing her as Coco.

She grew up as a tomboy, riding quads and playing football and began dancing ( jazz, tap and ballet ) at the age of 6. Coco started her modeling career at early age of 14, as she began specializing in swimsuit, lingerie and body modeling. She entered in swimsuit competitions and modeled for calendars, catalogs and videos. At 18, she won the 1998 Miss Ujena contest in Mexico. In 2001, at age 22, Austin worked for PLAYBOY for six months, working their events and parties at the Playboy Mansion and was later featured in a layout in the March 2008 issue of PLAYBOY magazine.

Austin played the lead of Bo Peep in the Las Vegas revue PEEPSHOW from December 2012 to September 1, 2013, replacing Holly Madison in the role.

With her husband Ice - T she starred in the reality tv series ICE LOVES COCO which premiered on June 12, 2011, on E!. The show ran for three seasons and ended in February 2014. After the show's cancellation tabloids reported that Austin and her husband were preparing to launch another reality series under Ryan Seacrest's production company.

Darlene Silva as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )

Darlene Sliva a.k.a. Tyra Lex is a Mannheim based brazilian bikini model, born on January 17th, 1975 and her measurements are 34DD - 24 - 34.

Okay, it´s a bit of a stretch, but tell me you wouldn´t put a total knockout like Darlene Silva in the movie. Dawn has men falling all over her and even one of the elders used her teenage body for his perverse urges.

With the right costume and a bit of make up it could work. In her first interaction with the JLA, Dawn offered herself sexually to Superman and he was possibly one of the few guys on the planet who could said no.

I mean could you if she looks like Darlene in the picture above ?

Darlene is a real latina beach babe born in Rio de Janeiro. Her mother is brazilian, and her father is from Lisbon Portugal. Having grown up in a warm climate by the sea she loves exercise, beach volleyball, is quite an exhibitionist and likes to show off her sexy body with massive boobs the size of coconuts in tiny Brazilian bikinis not only in front of the camera but also in real life, which " gets her into all kinds of exciting situations ". She has appeared on magazine covers in both Europe and the Americas.

Miko Lee as Batgirl ( Cassandra Cain )

If you have read the Hollywood edition you might have guessed that I´m not that big a fan of the ninja Batgirl. But I just had to include her in my list so I could cast asian rubbergirl and human vacuum cleaner Miko Lee.

 
Being one of the top experts at giving head in the adult movie business made the task of finding pictures of oral suction pump Miko Lee a.k.a. The Men Milking Machine - also known as the Dude Juicer - that looked good but were still safe to post a bit difficult but I found some where she´s not engaged in any unsavory practice. What was I thinking ?

Well, I know with which part of my body I was thinking and since the JLA movie casting was only meant as a mental exercise there didn´t need to be a practical side to it. Miko had stopped doing movies when I first wrote this or she got out of it soon afterwards. She did appear in a new video in 2011 so maybe I could get her after all. Most of what I wrote can´t be posted here I used ye olde " let´s post her biography " schtick :

Miko was born as Connie T Chang in San Diego on March the 30th, 1980 and is of vietnamese and chinese descend. She began her career as adult model around 1999 / 2000 when she started to appear in various adult picture layouts, which were distributed through various adult websites. 

Her career as an adult actress began in 2000 as she started to appear in mostly asian themed adult flicks. In the beginning of her career, she was known for being a buxom figured asian oral nympho with a round face. Later she went through a dramatic transformation in terms of her entire appearance, with a more slender body, a leaner facial structure and blond dyed hair as well as getting her boobs blown up to arousing proportions. This is also around the period when she developed a special friendship with her fellow co star Lexington Steele and the two went on to perform in many flicks. Her scenes with Lexington Steele are still regarded as some of her best as well as her scenes in HEAVEN SENT, HOT WHEELZ, RED DRAGON and her best scene EVER in LECHEE NUTS. Miko has also made several virtual interactive flicks, interactive movies produced to give the viewer the impression that they are experiencing the scene.

Miko was the voice of Natsuno in the hentai anime Desert Island Story X. There are reports that she will appear in the film A Talent for Trouble in a non - sex minor role. After Fornic - Asian in 2009, Miko disappeared from the porn business for several years but she re - appeared in 2011. In 2012 her movie company MIKO LEE PRODUCTIONS made SPARTACUS MMXXII : THE BEGINNING in which Miko Lee also appeared. The movie won an AVN award in 2013 and was nominated for eleven more as well as for two Sex Awards, fourteen XBiz Awards and two XRCO Awards. Her latest movie is THE HUNTED : CITY OF ANGELS from 2014 which co stars Katsuni.

Not much is known of her life outside the business, although she´s been pretty outspoken about her personal life in various interviews. Miko speaks fluent Chinese and has a predilection for bisexual relationships. 

She also claimed planning to pursue a degree in law. Contrary to this statement, a source from IMDB suggests that she is pursuing a degree in computer science. Authenticity of this information is in question.

According to adult star Mika Tan Miko initially concealed her porn career from her parents, claiming instead to be working as a grocery clerk. But the secret was revealed to her parents when Miko's disgruntled former manager mailed her layouts to her parent's house.

Many who have worked with Miko have claimed that she has a very down - to - earth personality and is very easy to work with. Veteran director Bud Lee has stated that " ...I love Miko Lee. She's one of my favorite, favorite stars ever...She comes extremely prepared. She brings tons of clothing with her and so forth. Just a real good person to work with."  

Her down to earth personality is also apparent in Behind The Scenes footage, where she is often seen goofing around with her costars.

Since I can´t copy / paste anything from my original post here ( there would be not much left if I cut out everything that is inappropriate ) I´m just posting an animated GIF I made just for this special occassion.

And that´s the first part of my special SUBZERO edition of casting the Justice League movie or rather the first part of the first part because I had to cut it a bit - actually a lot - to keep the post length manageable.

Of Today´s three candidates the last one I was expecting to have something on YouTube that was safe to post was Miko Lee but Lo and Behold here is an interview where she is wearing an interesting outfit.



Because I came up with zilch for the other two hot babes in this post I decided to post a few videos with the sexy AND funny Sofia Vergara.

I didn´t get to put any videos with her in the Hollywood edition so I´m rectifying this. The first one is a monologue from SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.



Confession time : a lot of these videos are put up for selfish reasons since I have fallen behind on my talk show watching. I haven´t seen any of the clips with Sofia Vergara like her appearance on the LOPEZ TONIGHT show below. This show is big in the latin community and I think the host was the star of a very successful sitcom ( I have never seen an episode ).



Our last clip with Sofia Vergara is from the David Letterman show.



Because our first candidate was cast as Power Girl who was a member of the Justice League International AND the Justice Society of America here is a video from THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD where both groups meet. One of the aspects I liked about the tv show was that it embraced the same quirky, weird and strange parts of DC´s universe I was especially fond of.



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