By George ! The Brave and the Bold - 1

I thought about how I could start of a new month when I realized that I had only done one George Perez post last month. After Legion of Three Worlds was over I promised to continue with this but other things came up which brings us to this post that - almost - starts this new series.

Yes, I´m saying almost because I already posted issue 7 in a FLASH FRIDAY post in June. Anyway, the premise of this series was to team up heroes as the story required it so while we have Batman as one of the main character in this issue we have him and Green Lantern while the second issue is mostly Green Lantern and Supergirl. The series proved to be a dream project where George Perez basically got to draw everything and Mark Waid got to put his encyclopedic knowledge of the DC universe to good use. When the NEW 52 was announced one blogger made a list of the titles he wanted to see and one of them was GEORGE PEREZ DRAWS WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS but what we got was WORLDS´ FINEST with Huntress and Not Power Girl which showed that the bosses at DC had less business sense than you average blogger. Because if you have George Perez you don´t decide what he draws. You kindly ask him what he would like to draw and then you get a writer who can work a story around that. Which was what we got in spades in this THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD.

Now as I recall this was after GREEN LANTERN : REBIRTH which means that there was still animosity between Batman and Green Lantern about the whole Parallax thing although the whole ZERO HOUR thing was swept under the carpet. And I think the whole Hal Jordan as the new human host for The Spectre thing was over by that time but don´t quote me on that.

Anyway, here we have Hal Jordan and Batman as uneasy partners which depended very much on the writers and had Hal Jordan as the cool guy and Batman as kind of a dick in all the books Geoff Johns wrote and with different dynamics with other writers. Thankfully Mark Waid didn´t play favorites so readers could enjoy the story without dealing with any bias.

Since I didn´t post Yesterday and we only have one celebrity birthday worth mentioning Today I want to include the anniversaries from July the 31st and we stay in the DC universe with Dean Cain who celebrated his 50th birthday. He is most famous for playing Superman on Lois & Clark opposite the very hot Teri Hatcher as Lois and I know you expected to find a Teri Hatcher GIF here but I´m trying to dial it down a bit. Man, I remember when the show aired and I still can´t believe he´s 50 now.

Every time I get to mention that show on the blog it reminds me that I still haven´t started watching it - now that I have all the seasons on DVD - but I DO watch the Supergirl series and Dean Cain plays Supergirl´s adoptive father in that. Now they will have somebody new who finally plays Superman - because it became ridiculous to which lengths they went to not show him - but the first thing I thought was why didn´t they just get Tom Welling ? On the other hand those Hollywood guys are always afraid to be typecast so he probably doesn´t want to reprise that role.

But it would be so cool and the way they established the multiverse Tom Welling and Laura Vandervoort could visit as Superman and Supergirl from another universe. And how cool would it be if Stephen Amell would meet Justin Hartley kind of a younger version of Green Arrow ? Okay, all fan geekery aside I don´t want to say anything negative about the new guy who plays Superman before I have actually seen him in an episode but if I was the producer I would make sure not to have him stand next to Dean Cain in any scenes. Because Dean is the real deal. He is packed, dude ! 



J. K. Rowling turned 51 and it seems the Harry Potter series is continuing since Thalia already wants me to pre - order the first new book. I wonder if they will stick with the cast they have used so far or if they will just reboot it with younger people and restart the whole story. Now I don´t know when this new book will take place and if it´s just a continuation it might make more sense to stick with the actors the movie goers are already familiar with but when has this ever stopped Hollywood before ?

And speaking about Hollywood guys ruining movie franchises with their harebrain decisions when I saw that Wesley Snipes celebrated his 54th birthday Yesterday the natural thing for me to do was to find out with which hot actresses he had been in a movie. I mean, just last Saturday Woody Harrelson celebrated a birthday and Wesley was in Money Train with him as well as in White Man Can´t Jump which also starred latin MILF sexbomb the bra busting Rosie Perez. And he was on To Wong Foo with Naomi Campbell but I didn´t want to post another GIF with her just for that. So I was looking for a list of his female co stars but all I could find were posts about how he didn´t get along with anyone on the set of Blade : Trinity. Which is understandable as it was the worst Blade movie.

I only really liked the first Blade movie, the second one was too much monster oriented for my taste and the third one finally broke the camel´s back. When I first heard they would bring a version of the Nightstalkers I was excited but when they came on screen it was more a Kindergarten then a group of kickass vampire hunters. If I had been Wesley Snipes I would have been pissed too. Because they were destroying something that was associated to him. Wesley just killed it in the first part technically making the Marvel movie universe a reality through his performance and then he went one further and did what few people had done before him : he was a black actor that made people go crazy for a sequel. And then part three came and it all went down the toilet. The only good part in it was hardbody Jessica Biel who got a lot of Wesley Snipes´ screen time.

Jessica kind of made up for that awful movie with Powder ( which is best seen fast forwarding to the good parts ) where she showed her stripper skills and perfect body. Daimn, how could any man be angry with her ?

After Captain America : Civil War there is no chance we will ever see Wesley Snipes as the Black Panther - now that they have another actor in that role - but maybe you wonder what the real inspiration for him was.



The next birthday made me even feel older as Michael Biehn turned 60 since I remember seeing the original Terminator with Arnold in the movie theater when I was still in Realschule. This was during the 80s and he was still Arnold Schwarzenegger, not just Arnold like Today. And to think that there are kids out there who have never seen the original Terminator and only know the sequels. This would be a great idea for another Teenagers React To video. Anyway, here´s one of the pivotal scenes of the movie.



Speaking about actors who has had great influence on my formative years is french comedian Louis de Funes who was a big part of german culture for decades with his Fantomas movies or his role of the Gendarme of St. Tropez - although when I first saw those movies I didn´t quite understand what the problem was with people just having a good day at the beach. He was an iconic figure of pop culture even if the choleric characters he played on the tv screens were a bit too close to my father for comfort. 

The same goes Ivan Rebroff - the part about being a big part of german culture not the part with my father - who had an extraordinary vocal range of four and a half octaves, from the soprano to bass registers. He became famous for singing russian folk songs but he also performed opera, light classics and folk songs from other countries. In Germany he was best known for songs like Kalinka, Weißt Du Wohin ?, the german version of the theme from the Doctor Zhivago movie with Omar Sharif and probably his greatest role of Tevye in The Fiddler On The Roof.



And this brings us finally to the only interesting birthday of Today as it is Dom DeLuise´s birthday who - among many other geat roles - was forever immortalized as Captain Chaos in the Cannonball Run comedy movies.

The most remembered scenes from that movie involve the Lamborghini Babes played by Tara Buckman and cult siren Adrienne Barbeau. I have written about Adrienne before who was in such cult classics like THE FOG, SWAMP THING, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and - arguably - CREEPSHOW.

Now I don´t think I have to explain the Lamborghini Babes whose main trick to avoid getting hassled by the cops is flashing some cleavage.

Speaking about Cannonball Run, one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn unsufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that.

Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the hot waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her The Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not really a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ). So to be actually called Vickie - not a good thing in Germany.

With the last video I want to close the circle and return to the DC universe as Neil Gaiman not only wrote Coraline which was adapted in animated from with the aforementioned Teri Hatcher as the voice of the mother, he also wrote Sandman in which Destiny played a big part. It´s his book the players in the next issues of The Brave And The Bold are after.



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My once again failed big Yaya Han post

Today cosplay queen Yaya Han celebrates her 34th birthday so I thought it´s time to write another post about the living blow up sex doll who is not only my personal number two sexual fantasy of all time but the wet sex dream of the entire geekdom with the power of her asian persuasion.

My number one on that list is of course the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson, because how can you beat this ?

So Janet does have a solo post besides three entries in my JLA cast .

YAYA HAN´S GREATEST TITS ... I MEAN YAYA HAN´S GREATEST HITS

Now the reason why Yaya Han has slowly but steadily made her way to the number two position on that wish list ( there are a few other much more explicit positions I would love to see Yaya Han assume and now that she has done an interview with PLAYBOY I hope we get to see her spreading her sexy legs in a nude pictorial ) is not only based on the fact that my chances of bumping into her at a comic convention in Germany are higher than of actually meeting any of the other sexbombs on my dream date list but also because she combines four of my favorite things in her. Asian sexbombs, women with big boobs, video games and comics. I mean, how many chicks do you know who bring their own Power Girl / Chun Li outfit ?

Plus, we know from her photoshoots as Chun Li that she´s a real professional when it comes to spreading them legs wide open.

Speaking about Yaya Han as Chun Li, I haven´t gotten around to start my series on comic covers I´d like Yaya to re - enact ( which is probably for the best since these post would most definitely be NSFW and go into the pervy creep / full blown porn addict direction - not unlike most of the times I mention hasian Yaya Han ) but I dream of her one day doing the bonerinducing shower scene from the animated STREET FIGHTER movie.

I know it will probably never happen especially since Yaya would object to such an explicit scene and it is nearly impossible to find a body double for a small hasian with such big hooters. Her outstanding omnipresent openly oversized operated olympic oral orgasm guaranteeing opai are unreal. I bet her boytoy is the luckiest guy on the planet since he is the only one who gets to experience the mega busty living blow up sex doll Yaya going full frontal on his mega rod with her giant 40D double airbags all soaped up.

Some readers may remember that I explained the three criteria for my selection of covers in this post and the cover below is in the top five because it meets all three : while it is kind of basic from a costume making viewpoint you could add something more to it, it is one of my favorite U - COMIX covers of all time and if done right it gives Yaya ample opportunity to show skin. If she wants to do it justice not only her sexy legs and some serious butt cleavage ( which Yaya Han hasn´t done so far ) are demanded she also has to squeeze her 40D gazongas into the mother of all cleavages with her nipples showing - another first for Yaya. Now no matter if Yaya does or does not decide to do that we know from her Power Girl cosplay that she´s an expert at filling out magical boob windows and cleavages.

And she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill a uniform and I bet her fiancee was only too eager to play Doctor as the patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and nymphomanic night nurse Suckura Deepthroat has to pump out the excess semen. Hashtag " luckiestguyontheplanet ".

Man, every time I think I am ready to treat the subject of cosplaying professionally and objective Yaya goes and wears something like these outfits and turns me back into a drooling, uncontrollably horny idiot.

Boy, if Yaya Han´s body was not made for porn movies ( and with " made " I mean that Yaya herself got some breast enhancements ) I don´t know.

Ahh, when I just think about all of the things I would love to do to her.

So far I have only made two solo posts on her although I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other involving asian sexbombs like Ava Cadell, Kiana Tom, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely SFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. 

I don´t know what it is but hasians are my kryptonite. Now I don´t want to resort to sexual stereotypes about asian girls being natural prostitutes through decades of being used as sex toys by the male populace of the world but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head.

It may be the genes or just magic but like the song says - her butt makes me so horny. Man, those asian butts are just too hot to resist. I am not an authority regarding if they have the best butts in the world but just the thought of some g - string clad asian sexbomb makes you hard as a rock.

Man, speaking about megahot sexbombs with the ultimate pornstar body there´s just gotta be a way how I can include megahorny cosplay goddess Yaya Han in the cast of my JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA fantasy movie.

I´d even bend the rules a bit and have her as the Outsiders´ Katana. She was a great character and they even brought her back in the ARROW tv series even if they gave her a different costume. I don´t know much about the NEW 52 version but she looks like a cheap Kabuki clone ( and shame on you if you don´t know to which comic I´m referring here ).

BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS has always been a personal favorite of mine - not in the least because of Jim Aparo´s great art on the book - and now that the first twelve issues are going to be reprinted in hardcover at the end of February 2017 I should do another post about them. So far I have written a general overview of the series and done posts about the first issue and their Christmas issues but I still have material for more posts.

Since I already casted asian pornstar Miko Lee (  a.k.a. the human dick suction pump ) as the Cassandra Cain Batgirl Yaya could give her some combat training during which they would get their skintight clothes all wet and transparent before ripping it to shreds. Naturally the two naked asian beauties would end up in an imprompto " duel of the double dildos - last nympho cums screaming " marathon sex session impaling each other´s sweat soaked tireless bodies again and again and again without mercy.

Speaking about exotic sexbombs, since Kiana Tom is also in the movie as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light I should try to include her in the scene.

I´m not sure if Kiana would do too explicit sex scenes but she probably would not have a problem getting naked for the camera as she not only posed nude for the PLAYBOY but did it when her body was at it´s prime.

She only got to show her boobs - and not even her naked boobs - in Universal Soldier 2 and I bet she has the stuff to go the full monty.

Now I have an idea that would work and include the hot Akira Lane : she could be Judomaster - the new female version from Geoff Johns´ LSA run back when he wrote great stories - and spar with sex Batgirl Miko Lee.

Because of her superior oral skills she was a trainer for fluffers - women whose job it is to get male porn actors ready to perform when they can´t get it up anymore - and even handled a few emergency cases. There is no male who can resist Miko´s asian charms which has led to a few problems because most of her on screen partners can´t stop performing. And there have been many times where the frustrated director and crew have gone for a three hour lunch break while leaving the camera rolling so they could get everything on tape while Miko was engaged by up to four porn actors.

And while she is often booked with gay actors - porn productions often use them in regular movies because they can last longer as they normally don´t get aroused by sexual intercourse with women - there are a few who refuse to work with her after she turned a few gay actors straight. 

Coming back to planning this lesbian fourway asian all star sex marathon while they have their double dildo climax battle Katana ( Yaya Han ) and Dr. Light ( Kiana Tom ) would do the same and the respective winners - and losers - would take on each other in another bout. So in any case you have four asian sex queens furiously going at it twice and the viewer would win in the end, no matter how the individual battles turn out.

And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane below. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?

I bet sexbomb Yaya Han really knows how to work it - or twerk it !

Holy twin torpedoes, Yaya Han is one of the celebrities where looking for fake nude pictures on the internet is just an enormous waste of time since whatever you may find can never be as good as the real thing.

People always say I exaggerate with Yaya Han´s breastsize but according to internet sources she´s a 40D - which to tell the truth does not tell me that much. So she is a 40D but then her cupsize is 36D ? How does this work ? I know that women wear shoes two sizes too small but I would think with breast you would pick a bra that fits, right ? That´s confusing.

Anyway, the consensus seems to be 40D with Yaya Han on most internet pages. Now in centimeters that is 102 which means that keeping in mind she´s only 5 foot 1 ( 155 centimeters, about my height ) most porn stars don´t measure up. I remember there was a girl in PLAYBOY when I was in school who was the same height as Yaya Han and she only had a 95 centimeter bust but because of her height she looked like she could easily star in a Russ Meyer movie. And Yaya got 7 centimeters more of boobs !

Speaking about nude pictures of Yaya Han there are some pictures of banker / model Li Ling Ling from Singapore a.k.a. Busty Singaporean ( 38DD - 25 - 34 ) on the internet which were supposedly " leaked " by an IT person who was repairing her laptop. For some reason these pictures are on various adult websites under the title of " nude pictures of Yaya Han ". 

Now as you can see above this woman has an impressive chest but it´s only 38DD. Yaya is two sizes bigger ! Then I thought about asian porn star Hitomi Tanaka as Yaya´s boob double but I guess that´s taking it too far.

Although I definitely would try to find some way to put her in my Justice League Of America film maybe as Cheshire, Lady Shiva or sorceress Circe.

Mega endowed Hitomi certainly has the ability to turn all men into horny, drooling pigs even without any magic tricks - well, besides boob magic.

Still I´m not giving up hope as there has to be someone out there who is in Yaya Han´s league and can double for her. I would really like to meet someone like that for a special weekend session on the casting couch.

Coming back from the faked Yaya Han to the real deal I´m not sure what my strategy for this post should be but now that I have put all the rated x comments in this one I hope I can finish my regular SFW Yaya Han post.

These are videos I definitely posted before but they are my two favorite videos with Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume. They are both high quality so you can watch them in full screen mode which I recommend since you may risk missing the best parts - Yaya Han´s " twitching " - otherwise.




Since this post is more a Best Of and seeing as there are no videos of Yaya as War Goddess Enyo I wanted to include her best Power Girl interviews.




Since I also wanted to include a video I haven´t posted yet here is Yaya Han as the evil queen from Snow White which she designed herself.



Speaking of hot asian sexbombs, Jamie Chung celebrates her 33rd birthday and although I didn´t know she and Yaya Han shared a birthday I had both of them in one post when I cast Jamie Chung as the Cassandra Cain Batgirl in one of my rare Casting the Justice League of America movie solo posts.



We are staying with hot screen sexbombs as Steven Seagal turns 64 and it´s probably no big surprise that my favorite Steven Seagal movie is Under Siege. Which by the way is called ALARMSTUFE ROT ( Condition Red ) in Germany. That´s what you get when you use german words for a movie title that make no sense in german - then they have to come up with a different name. And that was one of the reasons why it was so difficult for me to find stuff about the movie until I figured out the original title.

Under Siege is one of the better Steven Seagal movies which means that his acting is not as bad as in other movies and it also has big stars like Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey and Nick Mancuso. The plot is simple but even though he only beats up smaller guys ( Did you notice that in most movies Steven Seagal only fights people who are smaller than him ? It makes it hard to take him serious. ) it´s a pretty decent action movie.

But the reason why I really like the film is of course Erika Eleniak and her sexy striptease after she comes out of a cake. She really shows some talent there which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. Ahh, the career she could have had stripping.

You can say what you want about Steven Seagal but he sure does have an eye for talent because it has been said that he included Erika Eleniak.

And if that rumor is true he has earned my eternal gratitude for giving the entire world one of the best film striptease ever. And her manager who persuaded to take this part and use her stripper skills to the benefit of mankind. I bet he got something out of the deal as well. I know that if it had been me there would have been a few private sessions of rehearsing.

Since I don´t have a Steven Seagal clip at the moment ( and you can´t find any of Erika Eleniak´s good scenes on YouTube anyway ) and Erika appears in the Tales From The Crypt : Bordello Of Blood movie - she regrettably leaves her clothes on for the whole movies even though she could easily play the joint´s most popular prostitute with her booming porn star body - here´s a Behind The Scenes documentary about the cult horror tv series.



Max von Sydow celebrates his 87th birthday and he has been everything on the big screen from the father of Anne Frank to the father of Robin Hood, Siegmund Freud, David, Jesus, an exorcist, Emperor Ming, a king who hires Conan to find his daughter, another king who hires Christopher Columbus to find America ( although that happened more by accident ) and Judge Fargo. It´s too bad that he hasn´t been in the good Dredd movie, you know, the one with Olivia Thirlby as Psi Judge Anderson.

The only negative thing I can say about the movie is that Olivia´s nude sex scene was way too short and filmed too much out of focus. Also I don´t think we got to see what the perverted perp really wanted to do with her.

Of course Psi Judge Anderson and Judge Dredd first appeared in the legendary british comic series 2000 AD and that´s a gap in my comic collection I still have to close. So far I have only read the Judge Dredd comic that DC put out and what was in the Free Comic Book Day issues.



The last birthday shoutout goes to the late Omar Sharif who appeared in the epic movie dramas of my youth like Lawrence Of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago, which is where I got all my knowledge about russian culture from.



Since we haven´t had a cartoon video yet and Yaya is into anime here is the second episode of Samurai Champloo. By the way, since I decided to alternate between both series the next anime video would be episode three of Samurai Jack but the way these videos are disappearing I´m not sure if I should continue since I have no desire to constantly re - up them.



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