Puppies, cheerleaders and other strippers

Just when I thought I was finally finished with the post I have to go back in and do another spin - off because it still takes too long to load. Well, the good side is that I wanted to put this part into an extra post anyway.

Since I wrote my last post on July the 13th we have a much shorter list of celebrity birthdays to cover - which is why we only have five spin - off posts this time. We start on July the 14th with Jeff Jarrett who turned 52.

He won most of his matches due to two things - well, really three things - El Kawong ! and Debra Michaels´ big puppies which could easily triple the circulation figures of any gentleman´s magazine ( in fact, Debra claims that PLAYBOY made her a substantial offer but she turned it down which I can totally believe ). Coming back to stunning figures, Jeff Jarrett only won the matches when he didn´t sending Debra back to the locker room area for showing too much skin. Where I am sure the rest of the NWO guys kept her entertained. It is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and the other members of the group - no pun intended - frequently used the valets for shall we say recreational purposes. Coming back to Debra she always pulled off the look of the big titted boss you could never nail / slutty secretary you wish your wife would let you have.

It´s no surprise that the Texas raised sexbomb with the huge hooters was a cheerleader as well as her school´s homecoming queen since we know the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies .

Which made it always a bit strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her some tips how to spread her legs like a pro.

Anyway, in the ring Debra always used her spectacular boobs to distract the opponent or the referee - whatever was more successful - and her ridiculously skimpy outfits come in every color of the 36DD rainbow.

In the last post where I mentioned Debra I posted three videos with her but since I already had to replace one of them I am trying to spread them out a bit. As it always happens with hot women and sports tv Debra´s breast moments were not always caught on camera ( for a company that relies on filming everything important in a match as soon as it happens the WWE has a history of failing to focus on hot women as soon as they drop some clothes ) so we can thank the horny wrestling gods for this.



We are coming to sexbombs who definitely were caught on camera while dropping their clothes with the 61st birthday of Leon Boden who also was on the wildly successful Hinter Gittern - Der Frauenknast but for me was Johnny Roland on Die Rote Meile. The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of strippers, prostitutes and their pimps but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are always portrayed as bad people. Anyway, I watched every episode of Die Rote Meile because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode which was not interrupted by commercials. I don´t know if they could do that Today as they put them into everything.

Even if they did not go totally topless - sometimes they had pasties on - I was glued to the tv watching such hot sexbombs like Yasmina Filali above.

Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that . And there were some on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of the best strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the big melons below put it in the comments.

Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !

A few years back I got the complete first season of Die Rote Meile on DVD at amazon at a pretty decent price and I´m glad I seized the opportunity because it really goes for ridiculous prices now. I can really recommend this show and Sylvia Leifheit alone is worth the price of admission.

Since there are no clips of Die Rote Meile on YouTube I have to get a bit creative. Now the casual reader might think that I´m only posting videos with Taylor Swift since she got boobies but it´s just a big coincidence.

Anyway, here is a video in which the hottest celebrities " Take It Off ! " which is what Taylor Swift will be hearing a lot during her next concerts. Well, she can always pretend those overzealous fans just like the song.



So far Comic Tropes hasn´t tackled any comics about wrestling and since the only other comic related thing in this post is Smallville ( don´t worry, we will come to that later ) here are the Top 5 Worst Promotional Comics.



Since I mentioned cheerleaders in the part about Debra Michaels I wanted to include this video of a performance by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The quality could be better but it´s high enough to appreciate their skill.

And when am I ever going to write about cheerleaders ? As somebody who grew up in Germany I never watched much american football so everything I know about America and it´s sexual fixation on cheerleaders is what I got from movies or tv. There was a show on the german sports channel that had a show about football where they also showcased a cheerleader in every episode but I couldn´t watch that many episodes. So I am not an expert but I know cheerleaders are very talented hard working women who do a very difficult job under very difficult conditions that would not fly with guys. Seriously, if guys had to work under the conditions these women have to endure they would be boycotting, there would be riots in the streets and America would become a war zone on the brink of a new civil war. Oh, before I forget, there is another video that has somewhat to do with cheerleaders but it´s an Episode of Mike Hammer and I already posted one in the WONDER WOMAN / LYNDA CARTER spin - off post. Also it features the stunning Janine Turner from Northern Exposure in her prime ( wearing the mother of all cleavages ) so I want to save this video for her next birthday or at least until I can find a better version so I can make some appropriate ( or better not so appropriate ) GIFs of juicy Janine.



Who would also make a great cheerleader with her giant - sized 41E superbowls ( sorry, I couldn´t resist the pun ) is wet cosplay sex dream Angie Griffin and I have been waiting to post this video for a long time.



Speaking of awesome cheerleaders, I always said Disney should have done a Kim Possible live action movie with Lindsay Lohan when she was at her prime . Now it´s too late and what they finally produced is even worse than I could have imagined it. Although I have to veto one point : that Kim Possible has a nervous breakdown because someone else is better than her at something - even if it´s a friend is taken right out of the cartoon. It happened in every episode where Ron was better at something than Kim. Like in the episode where Kim works at Bueno Nacho to get enough money to buy a new jacket. She has zero interest in being a good employee and is only doing it for the money but once Ron gets promoted faster than her - who only started working there to support Kim morally - she gets super envious and bitchy. And Ron is just being the better employee : being on time, doing the chores Kim deems beneath her, having new and successful ideas for the menu etc. So yes, Kim always had a fit when somebody else was better at something than her. Gee, can you guess that I watched a few episodes ? In any case I am glad I can now ignore the live action movie thanks to the Nostalgia Critic´s long review.



I am slowly running out of classic cartoons but since Kim Possible falls into the whole spy genre here is Cool McCool who was created by Bob Kane.



Since the whole post started with Jeff Jarrett I didn´t want to end this without a match with him. Here he teams up with Scott Steiner a.k.a. Big Poppa Pump against the late Curt Henning and Buff Bagwell. And while we don´t have Debra we do have some eye candy with Midajah O´Hearn and the aforementioned Tylene Buck ( whose hair always looked like she just went a few rounds with the NWO guys ). And in a very uncharacteristic move Jeff Jarrett does not even send them back to the locker room.



Buff Bagwell not only appeared in an episode of Charmed with repentant born for porn blow up sex doll Alyssa Milano who did her breast full frontal performance in the 1995 skin flick classic Embrace Of The Vampire ( you can read more about her in this spin - off post ) but he also was in two Andy Sidaris movies : Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach .

Which is the moment to add the obligatory links for the Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates as well as for blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the usual plethora of Tutti Frutti girls but I also did a spin - off post for them with a plethora of new download links for not only entire episodes - which are ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of em even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( you can see her below ).

Who would have been right at home in an Andy Sidaris movie or on Tutti Frutti with her stunning 36C - 24 - 32 measurements is Ashley Massaro and if there is one part I least enjoy writing it is the Dearly Departed section.

Nevertheless I wanted to pay homage to her. Ashley was never the most successful WWE Diva or the best female wrestler but she was still a great athlete with incredible muscle control, she had a lot of fans, she always was in a good mood and always made a great show. And not only because of her very skimpy wrestling outfits. Before getting into wrestling Ashley was a very successful model who was Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA in 2002 and Miss Hawaiian Tropic in August 2004 and posed nude for PLAYBOY in 2003, 2004 and 2007 ( the first two times under the name Mackenzie Ryan ) which helped her gain a lot of male fans. She also played Athena in the episode Combat on Smallville alongside wrestler Kane who played Titan.



GEIL, GEILER, OBERAFFENGEIL, NOTGEIL, AM GEILSTEN, DIE GAILE KIM !

Usually I don´t like to make last - minute - changes to a post that´s already finished but I also don´t like to end on such a sad note. So as longtime readers know my all - time favorite female wrestler is knockout Gail Kim.

I don´t know what it is about them but asian girls are my kryptonite !

The last I heard of her was that she retired from TnA iMPACT Wrestling and since we only get WWE wrestling her in Germany I wasn´t sure if there still is a TnA wrestling league. Well, as I was doing the post post production I came across these two videos and it seems that TnA iMPACT Wrestling is not only going on but Gail Kim also came out of retirement.



By the way, is it just my imagination or have Gail Kim´s boobs gotten bigger ? It looks like since she turned 41 she loves to show off her oppai.



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For the people who believe you don´t have to explain and for the people who don´t believe no explanation is good enough.

It´s that feeling of DEJA VUE things again !

Like promised - or threatened depending on if you like these posts or not - here is a selection of all the different interpretations of the poster from John Carpenter´s classic horror / sci fi movie THE THING with Kurt Russell.

I hoped to do this earlier but the fun block of my last post evolved into a real marathon writing session so I only finished with it Yesterday. Then the devastating news of Bernie Wrightson´s death hit. I thought about doing a special post for that but it´s still too early and I really don´t know what to say to that. Since Bernie worked mostly on DC titles I didn´t want to put it up directly after THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD 4 and frankly speaking with four DC posts already lined up - GREEN LANTERN issue 96, GREEN ARROW issue 130 and then FLASH issue 135 I don not know if I can keep to my schedule. Dong one post every day is grueling and I still have to catch up on two days of sleep as it is. Even I´m only human. In any case, I´ll try to finish this post quickly so maybe I can do the GREEN LANTERN post Today.

As for the different versions of John Carpenter´s THE THING, I found a lot of them on DevianArt and you can see who made them from the name. Unless they didn´t give the picture a specific name in which case I´m sorry. I can´t include all the links for all the pictures - especially since I´m not sure where I found some of them - but if one of your pictures is included here and you want me to put up a link for you e - mail me or contact me via the comments. I have tried to make the selection as diverse as possible so if your picture is not in here it doesn´t mean it´s not good enough but rather that somebody else did a similar version.

Well, doing the birthday section has taken longer than expected so I won´t bother with going through my bookmarks a third time to look for any links that might fit Today´s topic ( and I doubt that I would find any if I did ) so let´s get right to the part you all are really waiting for : the bonus round with lots of comic stuff, pop culture trivia and a plethora of busty babes. And we start with a comic related birthday although the real year of birth of David Hine, one of the deranged masterminds behind The Bulletproof Coffin and The Bulletproof Coffin : Disinterred is unknown.

Maybe he IS really just a figment of our collective imagination and there is on real David Hine. Be that as it may what IS most definitely real are the Bulletproof Coffin comic books which longtime readers of this blog may remember me pimping as the best comic you are not reading and also the best new version of WATCHMEN without trying to be the new version of WATCHMEN. High praise indeed but I am not kidding you it´s all deserved.

I discovered this comic thanks to Terry Hooper´s fantastic blog COMIC BITS ONLINE ( which you all should follow religiously as long as it lasts ) and if I should describe it to somebody in a short sentence I would probably say it is Alan Moore and Grant Morrison going on a peyote induced trip after drinking too much tequila drawn by Jack Kirby meets Geoff Darrow with every pop culture thing you love thrown in from dinosaurs to zombies.

I know that a lot of people are put off by the art reminiscent of old pulp comics but let me tell you it does not only grow on you from issue to issue but while you read you suddenly understand why it couldn´t possibly be drawn in any other art style. This comic has my highest recommendation and if you don´t enjoy the heck out of this comic you are probably not a genuine pop culture geek and only picked up a comic because it´s trendy.

And it´s okay if you don´t believe me, but before you say " Hogwash ! " and turn your attention to other things maybe you would rather put your trust in Nevs Coleman on FILTHY ORPHAN or P. M. Buchan at STARBURST who has everything you need to know about The Bulletproof Coffin new and old in one place. JOSHUA MALBIN has a short review of the first issue of The Bullteproof Coffin with some preview pages and if you are not afraid of spoilers got to David Brothers post on COMICS ALLIANCE for the complete first issue plus some preview pages from issue 5 ( he also has a post on the special cut - up technique used in The Bulletproof Coffin : Disinterred issue 5 ) or you can read COMICS RECOMMENDED´s spoiler filled review of the first series and THE OUTHOUSERS has some preview pages from the first issue of The Bulletproof Coffin : Disinterred book.

Now the first celebrity birthday where I know the year of birth is Christy Carlson Romano who turns 33 and if that name does not sound familiar her voice probably would since she voiced Kim Possible. For some reason my brother gave me season one and season two as a Christmas present but halfway through the first season I got distracted with something else and at the moment I´m just too lazy to go through all the episodes again to find out which ones I have seen and which ones I have not. And there´s so much other stuff on my to watch list that it´s not even funny. I´m also torn in which language I should watch it since usually I just stick with the original but it doesn´t have such funny creations like Bittedankeschön !

And speaking about different languages, since everybody is familiar with the original Kim Possible theme song by Christina Milian - and I´m saving that one up for her birthday post - here is the french version by Priscilla.



Maybe it´s just me but I think Disney forfeit a great opportunity to make money when they squandered the possibility to make a real live action Kim Possible movie with Lindsay Lohan when she was at her prime.

Speaking about women who kick butt, Freema Agyeman celebrates her 38th birthday who played Martha Jones on Doctor Who, just the best companion ever and not only because she was absolutely hot. She was seriously underused and had a difficult time with fans because she came right on the heels of Rose. I don´t know if I found the GIF below at THE WHONIVERSE tumblr but you can sure find more Martha Jones GIFs there.

And if you need further proof that Martha Jones was on the mind of all male Whovians : she was the first companion to be featured in episode one of the Doctor Who porn version. You know that you have arrived in entertainment mainstream when they make a porn version about you.

Now since I wanted to post a Doctor Who video with Freema Agyeman I thought I had to look for one but then I remembered that Brianna from FandomReactions is currently binge watching the series before the new season starts and her latest reaction video is Martha Jones´ first episode.

I have to admit I have become addicted to reaction videos especially with the CW series. Since I can´t watch those with anybody in my family it´s my way to re - watch the episodes and see other people´s reaction. Which is especially interesting with something where you have already seen all the episodes and you know what is coming like with Doctor Who. Anyway, I don´t think I have mentioned the girls from FandomReactions before and I have them to thank for the Justice League fan film I posted because I´m not always up to date on anything involving social media.



Janine Kunze turns 43 who is best known as Carmen Krause from Tom Gerhardt´s brilliant comedy series Hausmeister Krause - Ordnung muß sein. The blonde knockout showed her curves in Knocking On Heaven´s Door and a guest appearance on Die Rote Meile and if you happen to own a copy of the September issue of the german edition of the PLAYBOY of 2002 you might want to keep it safe since she won´t do another nude photoshoot. Not so much for her hubby but more because her daughter is slowly getting to the age where the male classmates get interested in sex and having them drool over nude pictures of her Mom would probably lead down to some therapy sessions down the line. Although I´m not sure how effective that is going to be since you can find anything on the internet.

Janine is a frequent guest on various shows but I picked a video from Extreme Activity because it has the highest babe ratio. As you might have guessed from the preview picture german Busenwunder Verone Pooth is the real eye catcher which explains why she was on the show so many times. So far I have not gotten around to make a post on Verona but maybe I can do it this year. The only problem is that I still haven´t found the video with her wardrobe malfunction on Stefan Raab´s Tv Total.

I had three videos with Verona Pooth and Janine Kunze on Extreme Activity but I´m saving the other for the third person´s next birthday.




Now our next candidate put me in a dilemma because Bernhard Hoecker, who celebrates his 47th birthday, is a frequent guest on Genial Daneben - as are Janine Kunze and Verona Pooth. So far I haven´t found a video with all three of them - which would have made things easier considerably - and since I don´t want to have two videos with Verona Pooth in a row unless it is her solo post here is a clip from Switch Reloaded ! to diversify things.



Naturally I could not choose anything else than their version of Tatjana Ohm, the Jessica Rabbit of news tv very aptly played by Martina Hill.

Of course since then life has not only imitated art ( which in turn imitated life ) but turned it upside down completely with mega busty albanian sexbomb Enki Barcaj, the breast braless news reader in the whole world.

By the way, while I am trying to put all videos of Enki Bracaj on the blog as quickly as possible I am not going to make a new GIF for every new video. Making them is very time consuming so unless somebody else out there wants to jump into the breach ( I swear, so far I have found no GIFs of Enki ) I´m just going to re - use the same one over and over again.



We are slowly coming to the end of this post as controversial film director Spike Lee turns 60 who is known for making social issues the focal point of his movies and giving Rosie Perez her breakthrough in Do The Right Thing.

Before doing the right thing latin sexbomb Rosie was doing the dance thing on the show Soul Train which is where Spike Lee discovered her.



From Oscar winning director Spike Lee we come to Oscar winning actor who celebrates his 67th anniversary. I can´t list his complete list of films but he has been in comic book movie adaptions like A History Of Violence and the Hulk movies where he was General Thaddeus " Thunderball " Ross.

Now the question on everyone´s mind is if William Hurt will become the Red Hulk in the next Avengers movie since the Ross in the comics went down that road. I´m not so sure about that happening since Disney has made Ross the Secretary Of State in the last movie which is something that has not happened in the comics. I sure would hope they would finally give an actor of William Hurt´s pedigree more to do in the movie universe.



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