It´s Comicbook Titans / Thalia Thursday !

The first really big comicbook related birthday in this post is of course the great late Jim Aparo on August the 24th. And while I can´t do a full on post on him right now the blow is lessened by the fact that I just posted issue 160 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD in this Supergirl post which also gets into the weirdest and creepiest stories throughout her history.

Another reason why I can bear it is that I have written plenty of posts in his honor. So I won´t put up links to all of except for two : last year´s AMAZED BY APARO tribute post which not only has links to previous Jim Aparo posts but also more birthdays from August the 21st up until August the 24th and there are also a few celebrity birthdays from August the 24th which I skipped in the following years in this post about Jim Aparo´s BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS ( best DC team book ever ) from 2016.

On the following day - August the 25th - Mike Kaluta celebrated his 72nd anniversary. He got his own spotlight post in 2016 ( did I do anything else than work on the blog that year ? ) and as always the post includes the other celebrity birthdays from that day. And if you want to make sure you hit all the birthdays from August the 25th definitely check out this post .

Now we come to the main attraction, the showstopper and the real reason why I cut this part from the other birthdays. Because on August the 26th we find latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint that latin superstar Thalia. She turned 48 and she also has the best stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes Janet Jackson´s patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame.

You can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 26th in this FLASH FRIDAY post but before you do that you might want to watch Thalia´s raunchiest live performances. That´s right, over the years I have been collecting a plethora of Thalia videos but I could only post one or two at a time so that I have finally decided to just put a batch of them in this post.











Now these are all old videos and some of them are not the best quality so here is the video for Thalia´s newest hit Lento. She still brings the heat.



Our second really big comicbook related anniversary is the late, great Jack " The King " Kirby on August the 28th. As longtime readers know Jack Kirby has been popping up in a lot of posts on this blog besides being featured in many spotlight posts - the latest ones were a BLACK AND WHITE post I did on MISTER MIRACLE and two on THE FANTASTIC FOUR - so I don´t want to put up links to all of them. From my feature post on Big Barda to my special THORSDAY posts about issues 171 ( part 1 / part 2 ) and 173 ( part 1 / part 2 ) where I found the german black and white pages of the issues from Williams to a THORSDAY post on Vince Coletta´s birthday with a special focus on the horrible re - coloring of Disney´s re - issuing of TALES OF ASGARD in an omnibus edition that obstructs almost all of Kirby´s art.

I am however including the links to my Jack Kirby birthday post from 2017 and my post about Jack Kirby´s CAPTAIN VICTORY from 2016 since they include the rest of the celebrity birthdays from August the 27th and 28th.

Some years ago I found some of the old 1960 Marvel cartoons on amazon at a reasonable price but for some reason I didn´t buy them. Which I now regret. The animation was crude with only the most basic movements but the animated pictures were taken directly from the great Jack Kirby art.



Our last comicbook birthday brings us thankfully back to the land of living as one of my favorite artists Jason Pearson celebrated his 49th year on the 29th of August. I´m not sure if he is still doing interior work but I see his covers pop up on various books from time to time. As somebody who is having trouble bringing his ideas from the brain onto the comic page it blows my mind that somebody as talented as him also struggles with this.

Anyway, you can check out more Jason Pearson goodness in this spotlight post which also has the rest of the birthdays from that day and those willing can find more anniversaries from August the 28th up until the 1st of September in this post about Gene Colan´s time on the Batman books and some birthday from August the 30th and the 1st of September in another Gene Colan tribute post . And with that we are officially done with all the birthdays for this month. I thought about including some of them in my newest posts but I will keep them as they are and instead try this new system of having some posts for certain topics without the birthdays and some posts just for the birthdays. We´ll see how this goes.

Time for more videos with blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv. In previous posts I wrote that 41 is probably her cup size, 41DD or 41E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.

And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.

Now most of these videos are rather short so I am including a batch of five as usual. I could spend my summer vacation between those titanic tits !







Sadly there are no bikini videos with Oana Andoni ( those would surely break the internet ) but there are some extremely large chested blow up sex dolls among the contestants of the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and the Rehab Bikini Invitational some of them even worthy of starring in a Russ Meyer movie. And I don´t know what dozens of mega sexy women in the tiniest bikinis have to do with rehab but I would not have minded to have some of them as my personal physiotherapist. Or sex therapy surrogate.







While I can´t do a full post on Jim Aparo I wanted to include a video about him so here is issue 101 of The Brave And The Bold in which Batman teams up with Metamorpho, the Elemental Man. Nowadays most writers have much use for Metamorpho ( although he appears in THE TERRIFICS which started out strong but very quickly took a dive in quality ) mostly because with his powers it doesn´t seem like there is anything he can´t handle.

He was a pretty popular hero when he first appeared in the sixties : he got his own series which lasted 17 issues and he even got his own catchy theme song thanks to Power Record´s Plastic Man - The Invasion of the Plastic Men / Metamorpho - Fumo, the Fire Giant double feature record .



Since most of the post is about Thalia I wanted to seize the opportunity to post more content for my spanish readers which might feel overlooked at times. Our first treat is a rare find, the spanish version of the italian Tex Willer movie which is not as well known as other comicbook adaptions.



Which is one of my big topics on the blog. I am also including the german version which is a re - post as I have written about this iconic series before ( if you don´t believe me how well known the comic is in Europe just watch the Tex Willer movie on YouTube and scroll down through all the other videos about it ) but this is in much better quality than what I posted last time. There is also an english version but since the quality on that is abysmal - and it has subtitles - I am refraining from including it.



Our second spanish video is the documentary Superheroes del Comic or Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked which is the original title of this.



We continue with a deep cut to earlier posts as I have already posted a few videos from the classic cult series Historias para no dormir ( Stories to keep you from sleeping ) and Today´s feature is La promesa ( The promise ) which adapts another Edgar Allen Poe story The Premature Burial. What I find so interesting is that they sometimes adapt the same Edgar Allen Poe story twice but in such a way they are both entertaining.



Because I don´t want you to get any nightmares from that we end the post with Dennis, The Menace or like he is called in Spain Daniel, El Travieso. I guess Dennis was not a very common name in Spain back then.

With all the animes and 80s cartoons I sometimes forget these classic show that were based on comic books - or at least also spawned a comic book series - and I will try to include more of them in my posts in the future.



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It´s a Tittilating Tuesday with Jessica Nigri

Continuing with our celebrity birthday list since we already covered the anniversaries from July the 31st and August the 1st in my post on the first issue of Mark Waid and George Perez excellent THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD series ( I have to finish posting the issues especially since George Perez has now oficially retired from comicbooks ) we go directly to August the 2nd and another DC Comics related birthday with the late Dave Hunt.

He gave a lot of DC books a kind of house style look among which also was THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and if you know me you know that I never let the opportunity pass to put more Legion related content on the blog.

Which in the case of last year´s Dave Hunt tribute includes a lot of original Legion art pages. The post also has a large section about Kate Bush whose birthday was on the 30th of July and about whom I almost never get to write despite the fact that she is one of my all - time favorite artists.



I also have to mention Betty Weider a.k.a. Betty Brosmer who celebrated her 84th birthday on August the 2nd because while there is nothing new to add it has been three years since I re - posted her original cult siren entry which I wrote in 2011 . Which is still the second most popular post on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN. Betty was one of the most famous pin up models who was once described as a mixture between Jessica Rabbit and Traci Lords and she had what was later coined the hourglass figure ( in her heyday her measurements were somewhere around 38 - 18 - 36 ! ).

Her 2016 re - post includes more birthdays from the 2nd of August and newcomers to the blog might want to check out my post on Alan Davis´ excellent ELSEWORLDS mini series SUPERBOY´S LEGION which has my utmost recommendation. By the way, with the comic related birthdays I am only including the ones where I have already written a post I can link to. I know that this may tip the scales in favor of the cult sirens of notice but otherwise I never get to finish the birthday lists. Speaking of which you can find the celebrity birthdays for August the 4th in last years Don Heck IRON MAN post and in my post from 2016 about the famous WHAT IF ? story from issue 10 in which Jane Foster picks up Thor´s hammer making the whole JANE FOSTER AS THE NEW THOR / GODMOTHER OF ASGARD story that is still going ridiculous - they did the whole thing in one issue !

And to think that there actually is an exact time frame where not only somebody else cold easily lay claim to Mjolnir but we also know that somebody did and was granted the power of Thor. And there was a long time before he claimed that power where anyone who was worthy could have gotten it. If you care to actually read the original THOR comicbooks.

Mind you, the person in question is GRANTED the power of Thor. He doesn´t become Thor. Because Thor is a person, not a job description. I mean, even in that awful story the writer went to such lengths to change the inscription on Mjolnir so that it said " Whoever holds this hammer if SHE be worthy shall possess the power of Thor " without any idea what it really means. It doesn´t say " shall become Thor " but " shall possess the power of Thor " because it is the thunder gods power. No matter what it´s only leased and it can´t be transferred. It can be shared under some circumstances but that´s too complicated to get into. Man, it´s really about time to start my long postponed series about the Eric Masterson Thor. Especially since that is the direction the movies seem to be going. 

Coming from the awful Thorgirl which always looked like bad cosplay to good cosplay you might think that the way I am obsessed with bigbreasted cosplay sexbombs I must have already written a number of posts on mega famous cosplay stripper Jessica Nigri who turned 30 on the 5th of August 5th since she is one of the few cosplay blow up sex dolls who can go toe to toe or rather boob to boob with hasian cosplay sensation Yaya Han´s giant 40D oppai with her 38C airbags. But nope, not one solo post in sight.

Her videos appear more often but I have to be careful since they are often too risky to post. And even if I find some that I can post without having to fear that the post gets taken down her videos are so raunchy they get deleted. Serves me right for not choosing one of her many fap challenges.

Although I don´t understand where the challenge part comes in. Like any man can not do it. One thing that always proves that most people don´t know much about Jessica Nigri is that a lot of them criticize her for doing übersexy cosplays. In the case of Yaya Han she can´t help it because she is an asian mega busty sexbomb and it´s almost impossible to hide her oppai.

What most people forget or are not aware of is that Jessica Nigri is a professional model first and a cosplayer second. Which I am not saying to dis her cosplay abilities which are extraordinary. Otherwise she would not have become such a big name in the cosplay arena. But when she makes a costume she does it with the approach of a model so staying true to the original source material may not be her first priority. Maybe she is thinking more about just having fun and how she looks in it. Aww, what do I know ?



So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.



This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.

I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !

The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.

On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



There are more anniversaries from the 5th of August to be found in this FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post and we are staying with ultimate bikini hardbodies and while Jessica Nigri has not been naked in PLAYBOY - yet ( never give up hope ) - our next cult siren has done so multiple times.

Lisa Boyle celebrated her 55th birthday on August the 6th and I have to call foul on her imdb entry that states she is best known for her roles in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor. Man, I didn´t even know she was in those movies. No, if you know Lisa Boyle it´s either from her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease, Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too showing everything she got or her recurring role on 80s / 90s cult sitcom Married With Children.

She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.

Closing out this part you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 6th in this Gil Kane post . I would like to add an erotic movie with Lisa but since all her videos were deleted here is another classic skin flick.



Speaking of celebrity birthdays from August the 6th, Spice Girl Geri Halliwell ( not related to the Halliwell sisters from CHARMED ) turned 47.

Initially I wanted to skip her but going over my old posts I realized that I never posted her extremely erotic music video for It´s Raining Men.



Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. So I am including links for the best ones I have left right below. There are a few ones I am keeping just in case but these are the best ones of Enki in action that I have not posted yet.

As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:16 min Enki showing right nipple again and again / 7:14 min of Enki´s overdeveloped boobs trying to bust free / 6:29 Enki moving her breasts while being a bit close to the screen / 6:19 of Enki´s huge rack almost exposing her nipple / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 5:40 of Enki and her heavenly hangers almost lying on the table / 5:13 min of Enki´s massive milkshakes looking hot / 5:05 right nipple peeking right away while being a bit close to the screen / 5:04 Enki´s tits were made for massaging hard schlongs until they squirt / 5:03 min of Enki´s right nipple peeking out now and then / 4:56 Enki seconds away from showing right nipple / 4:55 min of blow up sex doll Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:53 min of Enki teasing a nippleslip with her twin torpedoes / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:18 min of Enki trying to cover up her big melons / 4:12 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:38 of Enki rocking the cleavage ( slight nippleslip ) / 3:46 min of Busenwunder Enki getting jiggly with it / 3:17 Enkis boobs swinging low / 3:17 Enki boob action while being a bit close to the screen / 3:02 Enki´s big boobs swinging almost showing something / 3:00 Enki leaning over and open mouth without sound this looks like a blowjob instruction video !







We are staying with giant boobs made for porn and because there are no videos of Enki Bracaj naked - or at least wearing a bikini - here are the extremely bigbreasted contestants from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and the Rehab Bikini Invitational. Especially the last one is like a parade of the biggest double airbags I have ever seen in a bikini contest which might have something to do with the fact that none other than Hugh Hefner´s daughter Crystal Hefner who herself has been a playmate is dj - ing this.







Originally I wanted to save this video for my next post on Walter Simonson´s run on THOR - or at least until I can finally start my series on the Eric Masterson Thor - but I have the feeling it is sorely needed to remind people out there what Thor is all about. And it´s not about beating up super villains because it´s that time of the month or making hundreds of hammers that are not worth crap or a supporting character becoming the highest being in Asgard because she´s a woman. Like there are no female god in Asgard who would be better suited for the job.



Speaking of making a joke out of the thunder god the really sad part is that this episode of JOHNNY BRAVO treats the original source material with more respect that all the writers currently working for Disney.



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