Sunday, July 10, 2016

Re - posted pop culture icon Tura Satana

Today I spent most of the day finishing up my FLASH FRIDAY post from Saturday. Nevertheless I wanted to honor Tura Satana´s birthday so here is my post from 2011 when she passed away on the 4th of February.


Since this is a re - post I decided to shorten it a bit but you can use this link to read the original post with all the pics, GIFs, links and videos. I know I´m risking it a bit because readers tend to riot if the boob factor is too high on my posts but this is about art - pop culture art and stuff.


Russ Meyer´s most famous movie ( if you never heard of Russ Meyer you still know this movie ) is without a doubt FASTER PUSSYCAT ! KILL ! KILL !

Of course Tura Satana plays the lead : Varla, boss of the three - go - go - dancer gang of rough riding, hard drinking, hard f - wording amazons.


As there is very little nudity but a lot of violence in the movie I could see it when I finally discovered Russ Meyer. And I have to say, Tura´s voluptuous cleavage did quite an impression on me.


She´s one of the iconic cult sirens of the world and as other people are quite more eloquent in this case it may be forgiven that I quote from them. We will miss you, Tura.



Now for those who never heard of the movie, what´s it about ? I think FOR THE DISHWASHER says it best :

Bisexual Go - Go dancing vixens with extremely large ( and real ) breasts who drive really, really fast cars, beat men up, and at times thrill kill. That's pretty much all I can say about Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Wait! It's got a catchy theme song.




Lori Williams plays Billie the blonde with the hourglass figure


For more read the full faster pussycat entry

review of die satansweiber von tittfield

FASTER PUSSYCAT ! KILL ! KILL ! ( or DIE SATANSWEIBER VON TITTFIELD how it is called in german ) has inspired tons of movies and some scenes from the movie even appeared in Jean Park´s music video SOUL TWISTER - the only music video which was directed by Russ Meyer. Or so I read online.



Here are two articles about Tura ( more would be too depressing but there are some links further down ) : Tura Satana obituary - Actor best known for her role as a go - go dancer in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!


The actor Tura Satana, who has died aged 72, lived a life as eventful as the plots of the lurid B-movies that made her a star. Almost 6ft tall and trained in martial arts, she specialised in a kind of tough charisma that has rarely been matched on screen.


She was best known for her role in the Russ Meyer sexploitation movie Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! ( 1965, tagline: " Superwomen ! Belted, buckled and booted ! " ). As Varla, the leather - clad leader of a gang of thrill - seeking go - go dancers, Satana was given an opportunity by Meyer to perform her own stunts and choreograph fight scenes, as well as to adlib dialogue. She responded by channelling a kind of controlled rage, stating in an interview: " I took a lot of my anger that had been stored inside for many years and let it loose. " Made for $45,000, the film became a cult classic, inspiring directors including Quentin Tarantino.



Haji plays Rosie the exotic wildcat

Satana was born Tura Yamaguchi in Hokkaido, Japan, where her part - Filipino father acted in silent films and her mother was a circus performer of mixed Native American and Scottish heritage. The family moved to the US in 1942, but Tura and her father were interned for two and half years in the Manzanar relocation centre for Japanese-Americans in California.

The family were eventually reunited and settled in Chicago. At a time when anti-Japanese feeling was still prevalent, the young Tura suffered constant bullying at school. One evening, just before her 10th birthday, she was sent out by her mother to buy bread. On the way home she was raped by a gang of teenagers. The five youths were never prosecuted, although in interviews she claimed that over the course of the next 15 years, she tracked down each of her assailants and exacted an unspecified revenge.



Her father responded to the attack by teaching her the martial arts akido and karate. Tura was soon afterwards sent to reform school as a result of her frequent delinquency. When she was 13, her parents arranged for her to marry a 17 - year - old family friend, John Satana. The marriage lasted nine months, by which time Tura was appearing in Illinois nightclubs as a burlesque dancer and a nude model – her act combined martial - arts displays with the usual tassle - twirling.


Moving to Los Angeles, Satana dated Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra before being spotted performing at the Follies theatre and offered a role in the television series Hawaiian Eye. Her martial arts skills led to bit parts in shows such as The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and she appeared in Billy Wilder's Irma La Douce ( 1963 ) and alongside Dean Martin in Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed? ( 1963 ). In the former she played a prostitute and the latter, a stripper.



It took the softcore king Meyer to fully recognise Satana's potential, even if he did not exactly cast her against type. After Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, she appeared in two more films, The Astro-Zombies ( 1968 ) and The Doll Squad ( 1973 ), before she was hospitalised after being shot in the stomach by an ex-boyfriend.

She had abandoned her burlesque career when changes in California licensing laws led many club owners to require dancers to perform topless. Satana gave up acting to become a nurse and, later, a police radio operator. In 1981 she married a former policeman, Endel Jurman. Soon afterwards, she was injured in a serious car accident.


For much of her later life, she worked in hotel security in Reno, Nevada. She was a canny businesswoman, trademarking her image, which appeared as an action figure, a Halloween mask and on T - shirts. She was also a good - natured regular at cult film conventions and, despite having a pacemaker fitted in 2003, seemed as tough as ever. Indeed, in one interview she recounted what had happened when an over - enthusiastic fan hid in her hotel room after a signing: " He went flying across the room and wound up with a broken arm, busted nose and badly twisted leg. The house detective carried him out. "

Jurman died in 2000. Satana is survived by her daughters, Kalani and Jade, and her sisters, Pamela and Kim.

Tura Satana, dancer and actor, born 10 July 1938; died 4 February 2011.


Tura Satana, Cult Actress, Dies by Dave Itzkoff


Tura Satana, the actress whose authoritative presence, exotic looks and buxom frame commanded the attention of viewers of Russ Meyer’s 1965 cult movie “ Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! ”, died on Friday evening in Reno.


The death was announced by her longtime manager, Siouxzan Perry, who said the cause of death was believed to be heart failure. Ms. Perry said Ms. Satana was 72 when she died, though other sources listed her birth year as 1935.

Born Tura Luna Pascual Yamaguchi in Hokkaido, Japan, to a father of Japanese and Filipino descent and a mother who was Cheyenne Indian and Scots - Irish, Ms. Satana spent part of her childhood in the Manzanar internment camp near Independence, Calif., before her family settled in Chicago.



Her Asian background and looks and the fact that she developed early led to frequent harassment and assaults, and she led an itinerant lifestyle, working as an exotic dancer and nude model. She even posed for erotic photographs taken by Harold Lloyd, the former silent comedian, who suggested she pursue an acting career.

Her breakthrough role came in “ Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! ”, a Meyer exploitation film that, in stark opposition to the director’s later works, featured no nudity. In that film, Ms. Satana played Varla, the leader of a gang of go - go dancers who kidnap a couple, murder the boyfriend and force the girlfriend to follow them on further lawless adventures.



Ms. Satana’s portrayal of Varla as a brazenly violent but unapologetically feminine woman who frequently upbraids the men who dare to ogle her — when a gas - station attendant tells her he believes in “ seeing America first, ” Varla replies, “ You won’t find it down there, Columbus ! ” — earned her a cult following that endured long after the drive - in era.



In later decades, the influence of Ms. Satana’s no - nonsense attitude could be seen in pop - cultural artifacts ranging from “ Xena, Warrior Princess ” to Quentin Tarantino’s “ Kill Bill ” movies.


Ms. Satana is survived by two daughters, Kalani and Jade, and two sisters, Pamela and Kim, according to Ms. Perry. Ms. Perry said a memorial service was being planned for around July 10, Ms. Satana’s birthday.
Now let us not forget to celebrate Tura´s life so here is her entry at CINEMA CULT SIRENS which I quoted - something I do whenever I´m not the expert in movie babes :


Still today, Tura Satana's influence can be glimpsed in popular culture, even if the people inspired have no clue as who she really is. An unique figure in American entertainment, I can find no other celebrity that could compare.


Her main contention to glory is of course Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, classic cult-movie directed by Russ Meyer. But why not start at the very beginning ? Fasten your seat belts, though, because this could be a memorable rollercoaster ride.


Tura Yamaguchi was born in July 10, 1935 ( or is it 1938 ? ). Sometimes after the end of WWII, after moving to Chicago, she was raped by five thugs. This prompted her to learn martial arts, mainly karate. She soon became main honcho of a gang of teenage girls. Tura admits to having been a rebellious juvenile delinquent, as many teased her about her oriental heritage ( the war was still fresh in many memories ). In fact, the father was from Japan and the Philippines and the mother was American Indian and Scots-Irish. She kicked everyone's ass in reform school ( but also learned how to knit ! ). At 13 years of age, she got married ( a fixed union by the two families involved ) with a guy of 17! This relationship would of course not work out.



Tura became soon after an exotic dancer in Los Angeles. The single thought of enjoying the sight of a very young and big-breasted Oriental hoochie-cooching on stage seemed to dissipate the patriotic elan of many American males: she turned out to be a real success. In that time, dancers traveled from city to city, to propose a more elaborate production than the ones seen in these more sordid times ( no lap dances or Champagne Room nonsense ). It's a complete tragedy that no existing film footage of Tura performing her craft with real passion exists. Here are some famous names that Tura worked with in those years: Rose Le Rose, Maxine Martin The Skyscraper Girl, Tempest Storm, Candy Barr and Stunning Smith the Purple Lady. Hummmm..........


At 19, Tura became pregnant, but she would still dance for the upcoming eight months! In general, a typical week of work earned her around $15,000. She still thinks that this experience was the best school she could ever learn in, even if she sometimes found guys hiding in closets in her hotel rooms. Fearless, she disposed of them in her own personal fashion. Of course, like many starlets of the era, Tura began a relationship with Elvis, for a few months, as the King lived his life to the fullest. Oddly, his future spouse, Priscilla Presley would begin later to display a Tura look ( hair, makeup, etc. ) !


We now arrive at the start of the sixties; this is when Tura finally exposed her fabulous figure on film. There were some television appearances on Hawaiian Eye, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., The Girl From U.N.C.L.E., The Greatest Show On Earth with Jack Palance, Valentine's Day, Burke's Law, etc. For the movies, she played a dancer ( what else? ) in Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed? ( 1963 ) with Dean Martin and Elizabeth Montgomery. The same year, she could be seen as a Paris prostitute in the musical Irma La Douce with Jack Lemmon and Shirley Maclaine. 


She came back in 1965 as a dancer in Our Man Flint, a riotous James Bond spoof starring James Coburn.

It's very soon after that the role of a lifetime came her way: Varla in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Seeing this as an opportunity to play a real character instead of being mere decoration she accepted the challenge. 



Results: an aggressive female character ( for the time ), very sexual in a different way, enjoying some very quotable dialogue. Let's note that Tura executed all her stunts and fights herself. With great relish. The movie's success was not instant: a cult would form in the years to come from word of mouth. There even was a rock band in the nineties named Tura Satana. Some lines from Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! were heard in White Zombie tunes. Even the Cramps were inspired by the movie ( and particularly by Tura ).


Astro - Zombies in 1969 was her first horror film. Sadly, it's pretty shoddy. Director Ted V. Mikels ( who still lives to this day in a castle with ten women ! ) saw Tura on stage and enjoyed the fact that she beat up a female patron who just threw her an ashtray by jealousy. So she played a spy named Satana, sharing the screen with veteran John Carradine, who took a shine to her during shooting. But the film remains juvenile and disappointing ( but can be enjoyed for a few laughs ), even with super - sexy Tura wearing a slit skirt and smoking languidly.

Her last film for a while was from the same Mikels, The Doll Squad ( 1973 ), famous for supposedly inspiring the creation of TV sensation Charlie's Angels.


The Doll Squad, in fact, presents the right - doers of a group of female adventurers battling it out with a megalomanical intend of ruling the world ( and why not ? ). Soon after this shoot, tragedy struck as Tura was shot down by a former possessive lover with a gun. Needless to say, there was a forced period of convalescence. Tura became employed in an hospital, then found work as a dispatcher for the LAPD!


In 1981, she broke her back in a car crash, which resulted in two years in and out of hospitals and many operations. She was married to a retired L.A. cop and has two daughters. She has her own website and fan club. In 2002, Tura made a comeback to movies in Mark of the Astro - Zombies, alongside Brinke Stevens, Liz Renay and John Carradine's disembodied head ( ? ).


Her humor and honesty in interviews are pure delight. If only she could have shot more films. If many still think of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! as a Ed Wood kind of filmaking ( which it isn't ), how can we not admit that it was ahead of its time, still today ? Can you find me a similar production with three female characters with so much presence? I can only think of The Heroic Trio, but still at another end of the spectrum.



In my brain, there are many classic cinematic images : Greta Garbo's closeup in Queen Christina, Charlton Heston parting the Red Sea in The Ten Commandments, King Kong at the top of the Empire State Building, Toshiro Mifune in any scene in Seven Samurai... and Tura Satana in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! whupping the butt of that stupid guy in bermudas. I demand her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Now.

One of the reasons why I shortened the post a bit is to be able to include Today´s birthdays which start with Jessica Simpson´s 36th anniversary.


Since I already posted her best video - her mega sexy appearance on Jay Leno´s Tonight Show - and I don´t want to post a random movie clip I want to post a video with Jennifer Lawrence instead. She is also a hot blonde and her revealing way of laughing is similar to Jessica´s.


Jennifer is wearing a dress with a very generous cleavage and she´s very jiggly. There is a video just with her part but since the other guests are James McAvoy, Johnny Depp and Jack Whitehall here is the full episode.



Today´s second celebrity birthday is colombian - american actress, comedian, producer, tv host and model Sofia Vergara who turns 44.


Normally I try not to put two videos from talk shows into one post but since this one is a bit shorter than the previous one and it´s the only one of Sofia Vergara I had left from a previous post I´m making an exception.



We always seem to have a Doctor Who related video in our posts lately and Today it´s Jackie Lane. She celebrates her 75th birthday and she´s best known as Dodo Chaplet who became a companion to the first Doctor, William Hartnell. Usually I opt for a video with the actual person who celebrates the birthday but since I could not find a good one with Jackie Lane here is the first episode of The Celestial Toymaker. This is one of the stories that were destroyed and had to be reconstructed and in this case they did a cgi version. You can find the other parts on YouTube.



Scientific pioneer Nikola Tesla is our last anniversary of the day and since the only video that I have bookmarked which kind of ties in to this is also Doctor Who related I had to look for another one. You can find a lot of documentaries and movies about his life on YouTube so I picked this one. It´s not too long and it can help you decide if you want to know more.



Last but not least since there is no specific comic relation in this post here is a video from the tv program Panorama about comic books.



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Friday, July 08, 2016

Paul Ryan Flash Friday : Emergency Stop 3

Again I have been so overworked from doing two posts back to back that I totally forget to post the third part of Paul Ryan´s Emergency Stop. And that while I´m trying to make FLASH FRIDAY a permanent thing here.


So since we´re already late let´s jump right into the story in progress where Wally makes his triumphant comeback after having both legs broken with a costume made out of pure speed force. And if you have missed the previous installments click here for part 1 and part 2 .


Yup, just when you thought Wally would finally get a break he has to figure out a way out of the Mirror Masters trap. Which brings us to my question for our next FLASH FRIDAY post : should I go all the way back to Paul Ryan´s first issue of THE FLASH and then continue in chronological order ? Or do you first want to know how this cliffhanger will be resolved ?

Rather unresolved are Yesterday´s birthdays since I didn´t post so I´m including them here even if that means a somewhat longer entertainment block than usual. I´ll try to keep it brief but I can´t make any promises and if I don´t post Tomorrow consider this your start to the weekend.

The first anniversary from Thursday, the 7th of July is PLAYBOY centerfold Jessica Hahn who turns 57 and for people of my generation she´s the woman who brought down tv evangelist Jim Bakker when she disclosed been sexually assaulted by him and preacher John Wesley Fletcher as a 21 year old church secretary. She had a relationship with Married With Children creator Ron Leavitt which led to her cameo as Ricki, the shoe groupie but she also appeared on other shows like Unhappily Ever After.


Somehow all the birthday candidates on my list from Yesterday are pretty old and german music bedrock Fredl Fesl is no exception with 69 years.



You probably expected the music video had something to do with Ringo Starr´s 76th birthday but it would have been impossible to choose just one from all Beatles songs and I could not pass up on the chance to post another video by Fredl Fesl. He´s one of the few reasons I´m glad I grew up in Germany. And I have a much better video about The Beatles anyway.



We start the section of Yesterday´s dearly departed with Jon Pertwee best known as the third Doctor who made his debut in the seventh season.


Originally I wanted to post the ultimate trailer for season seven because I could not find a bonus video with Jon Pertwee ( I know there is a special to The Time Warrior but I could not find it on YouTube ) but then I found this special. Apparently he appears in The House That Dripped Blood but as I haven´t seen that yet I will wait with posting until I can confirm it.



A shout out also goes out to science fiction author Robert A. Heinlein who was one of the big three together with Isaac Asimov and Arthur C Clarke. He has written dozen of short stories and novels and if you really want to know more about him you should check out his wikipedia entry where you can learn lots of cool stuff like that the foresaw cellular phones and the waterbeds or was one of the first sci fi writers who included main protagonists of color. Today his best known creation is Starship Troopers.


You might also want to look up russian - french artist and early modernist Marc Zakharovich Chagall who had his 129th anniversary Yesterday.

Our first celebrity birthday of Today is Jaden Smith, son of Hollywood star Will Smith and his 18th birthday comes much too late to do him any good since it was six years ago that he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite Taraji P Henson. You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Daimn, can you believe she´s 45 ?


I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy

Two year younger than Taraji is Kathleen Robertson who was one of the regulars on Beverly Hills 90210. I was planning on doing the usual bit about Tori Spelling´s fertility dance on the show - maybe adding Tiffani Amber Theissen and Elizabeth Berkley to the mix - but the name sounded famliar so I did a little research and found out that everybody knows Kathleen as the bootylicious big breasted sexbomb from Scary Movie 2.


You might think that finding a good animated GIF from such a well known movie would be easy but as usual I had to make my own which delayed this post which is one of the reasons I am actually writing this FLASH FRIDAY post on Saturday. Kathleen also appeared naked on tv show Boss.


Rocky Caroll celebrates his 53rd birthday and he´s best known as NCSI Director Vance who took over after the demise of his predecessor Jenny Shepard played by Lauren Holly whom you might know from her parts on Dumb & Dumber, Down Periscope but most of all Picket Fences as her appearance in a bikini is the predominant one among her animated GIFs.


Which is probably the reason why the series still is at a premium price. But don´t despair, for all the poor wretches like me there is still the 2010 drama The Final Storm where Holly shows she still has a banging body.


On a more comic related note is Whilce Portacio´s 53rd anniversary who is best known for neverending delays on the iMAGE series Wetworks and his run on X - Men at the height of the 90s which meant a lot of pouches, big guns and a lot of new characters like Bishop. I don´t think I have that much material on him but maybe I will do a post about his X - Men work.


Zachi Noy celebrates his 63rd birthday and he´s pretty famous in Germany - at least for people of my generation for starring in the erotic comedies EIS AM STIEL ( Lemon Popsicle in english ) which had like a dozen or so sequels and also gave german Busenwunder Sibylle Rauch a big career boost. She starred in a lot of erotic movies but the EIS AM STIEL movies were the most watched at that time. The movies follow a trio of friends on a quest to loose their virginity and as usual hijinks and breasts ensue.


Sibylle used that popularity to further her film career and start as a singer ( this was the time when women with big breasts like Sabrina Salerno, Danuta or Samantha Fox became big stars thanks to the predominance of music videos ). She later became a porn actress with one of the biggest german porn companies and her movie BORN TO LOVE even guest starred british porn superstar Sarah Louise Young. But Sibylle topped the success of this with SISTERS IN LOVE where her sister Sylvie Rauch appeared.


Sybille also was the publisher - as well as the face - of the german edition of HUSTLER from 1992 till 1995. She did a lot of cocaine and I thought she had died in 1997 but apparently she survived her suicide attempt. 

Last but not least I want to mention Marty Feldman who appeared in Silent Movie and Young Frankenstein ( Frankenstein Junior in german ).


The video of argentinian model Celina Rucci has not really something to do with Today´s topic but since these videos disappear quite quickly I wanted to post it as soon as possible. Man, that is what I call a dress.


Okay, she is wearing red like Flash, but that´s it. The clip is from the comedy show La Peluqueria ( the hairdresser ) which is one big boob parade but even among that line up Celina sticks out with her huge 34Es.



Last but not least we have a Flash video that actually fits Today´s story.



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