Sunday, December 11, 2016

John Buscema´s Top Four Avengers covers

I know it´s an odd number but since we only managed to cover one of the remaining five covers I picked from John Buscema´s glorious second run on the AVENGERS in this series´ last post I´m trying to keep it real here.


Now as usual it has been a while since my last post and while I already announced that there would be no new posts before Monday even I could not foresee how long it would take to clean up the laptop of all the stuff that has accumulated while making the last month´s worth of posts.

Way back when I had my old computer I put all the material I used for the posts in one folder but that was mostly pictures and they were relatively small. But not only has the number of posts increased in a big way during the last years, the pictures have also become way bigger not to mention all the animated GIFs. I used to go through those files but since I got my laptop I hadn´t done that and when I was putting things in order I realized there really is no need to have all of that stuff on my laptop. As long as I have a back up of it. Now after getting rid of all those files I may not be able to find them again but at least I can work again and my laptop does not explode. The downside to that is that there may be some art in the new posts I already used - since I don´t always have the time to go back and check old posts - but that´s a small price to pay. And for the most part I have all the art needed for the posts already assembled in advance.

There are of course those unannounced posts which I have to do from time to time like the one I tried to get on the blog since Monday. Which was supposed to be a post celebrating Erik Larsen´s 54th birthday this Thursday - or rather Thorsday. Longtime readers know that I´m not only a big fan of his SAVAGE DRAGON book but that it is also one of the four books that will always be on my pull list no matter what else happens.


And speaking of my pull list, to celebrate in style I wanted to read all the new SAVAGE DRAGON issues in one sitting which of course meant making the long and exhausting trek to the Sammlerecke in Esslingen to get them.

Which was an adventure in itself but I won´t get into that because that´s the topic for said post. Suffice it to say that what I planned for Monday dragged out until Thursday and since it took me all day the post - that had gone from being another post about SAVAGE DRAGON to being one about Thor and then back again ( which I will explain at length when I finally get to write that post ) - wasn´t written. On Friday I had to do the paperwork for the job agency but because I was still so tired from the long travels I did the day before I couldn´t make it and I tried to get it done ever since. There were a few problems - in fact more than a few problems including the internet not working - along the road and I have finally managed to do it all so I can hand in the papers on Monday. Which means not going to sleep tonight so I can do that first in the morning but once that´s done there are only a dozen things I have to do before the 15th this month.

But that´s enough information for the moment as to why there have been no new posts lately. The genesis of this one is simply that while I was pondering the question if I should write the Erik Larsen THORSDAY birthday post retroactively or if should just turn it into a SAVAGE DRAGON SUNDAY WITH ERIK LARSEN post I checked my usual internet sources and found out that Today is John Buscema´s birthday. I thought I had just done a John Buscema post about CONAN but that was a post for Ernie Chan´s birthday and since I don´t like to repeat myself I decided to continue with this series that has languished for more than one year. 


And since our last post was all about everyone´s favorite mystic Avenger - Doctor Druid - let us continue with the cover to AVENGERS 294 which is the start of his final fall from grace that disassembled the Avengers team.


It may sound strange to Today´s crowd of hip, social media users but back when the story came out it was not used to restart the entire AVENGERS franchise, there also was not a heavy death toll among the Avengers roster a la Brian Michael Bendis, in fact the only ones who knew that the current Avengers team came to an end ( which I don´t consider to be a spoiler since the story is 28 years old ) were the people actually reading the AVENGERS issues as they came out. There was a house ad in the comics but apart from that there was no big media circus hammering it down readers throats how important and world changing it was like nowadays.


The older readers may remember those halycon days when not everything the Avengers did on a regular basis was used to build up a big media hype with a disappointing pay off. As I already explained in previous posts, the Avengers used to be NOW and ALL NEW every dozen or so issues because the only constant on that team was change. And when I´m talking about change I mean real change. Not the kind of change we get from those moneygrubbing illiterates at Disney which is change for change´s sake or to pander to whatever " minority group " they feel the need to cater to ( and I put minority group in exclamation marks because when you have enough political pull to influence the media, let´s face it, you are not a minority any more ) but story driven change. A change to drive the story, evolve the characters in a logical direction according to their history and not to appease a mandate to suddenly throw more than two decades of continuity overboard and make characters suddenly realize they were gay.

But I don´t want to open that particular can of worms - again - especially since I already covered this topic extensively so let´s get back to John Buscema´s brilliant cover for AVENGERS 294. It´s another one with people standing around and once again he managed to tell the entire story. We have Doctor Druid striking a grandiose pose in the foreground who in the story manages to weasel his way into Avengers leadership. He´s the big guy, the macho man, the leader of the pack. The rest of the Avengers are in the background not knowing what to do even a big shot like Thor.  


On Doctor Druid´s left side we have Kang Nebula, seemingly submissive but if you take a closer look you will see that she is in the foreground pushing Doctor Druid back. She only acts like the helpless female waiting for her knight in shining armor to come to her rescue all the while waiting for the best moment to dump him without even a moment´s hesitation.


Which actually happened in the story. Now as I have mentioned a few times the story in AVENGERS 294 to 298 are the final days of this team of Avengers ( which for me was THE definite Avengers team ) and as great as the story is Uncle Walt was one heck of a sneaky devil because it was only the prologue to a story he would do during his run on FANTASTIC FOUR - which has been collected in the Epic Collection INTO THE TIME STREAM.  


Now since the last post of this series I have added quite a few trades to my collection because one of the things you realize writing these posts is that you are putting too much stuff on the back burner and you are not getting any younger. I finally got THE LEGACY OF THANOS since I don´t have most of the issues from the start of Roger Stern´s run on the book.


Again - I have mentioned this a few times - I started reading the original american issues of the AVENGERS during my military service in Munich and apart from issue 227 ( which I got at the newsstand at the old Rathaus bus station in Ludwigsburg ) my first issue was 260 which had a cover by none other than John Byrne and it also was a crossover with SECRET WARS II.


Which may be one of the reasons why I´m so fond of that 80s crossover event. In any case, I had bought both, the UNDER SIEGE and ASSAULT ON OLYMPUS hardcovers but apart from that I hadn´t put much effort into closing the gaps in that part of my AVENGERS collection. At least where back issues were concerned. Because the printing process back in those days was not very good and I do prefer the trades where they cleaned up the old pages and the color is fresh and new. I had AVENGERS 267 to 269 as part of the KANG - TIME AND TIME AGAIN trade paperback which are also in the new THE ONCE AND FUTURE KANG trade. Initially I thought about selling KANG - TIME AND TIME AGAIN but it also includes AVENGERS 69 to 71 and the paper quality is much higher than in all the following trades.

It´s not as good in HEAVY METAL - which beside that story includes the storyline about Marinna right before issue 294 - and it´s not as good in THE LEGACY OF THANOS. Now besides these two I couldn´t help myself and bought the Epic Collection of UNDER SIEGE although I already had the trade AND the hardcover. So I have some of the stories in this in a few other collections - like the Kang story from issues 267 to 269 - but it´s just such a great package and one of the best Epic Collections out there. It´s a big chunk of Roger Stern / John Buscema / Tom Palmer goodness and you can enjoy it from the first page to the last. Marvel really made the right decision when they chose to open this with issue 264 - which is the first appearance of the female and villainous Yellowjacket - and close it with issue 277, the big wrap up to one of THE best AVENGERS stories EVER.


I´m not so sure about including the annuals but since I don´t have them in my collection it´s not that big of a deal. Now there is the Epic Collection AVENGERS - JUDGEMENT DAY but that´s basically just the ASSAULT ON OLYMPUS story with annuals, mini series and graphic novels for padding and 20 bucks ( amazon price ) is too much for that. So all in all I think I have most of the AVENGERS issues from that run covered since a lot of them appear in other collections like the FANTASTIC FOUR VISIONARIES - JOHN BYRNE trades which includes AVENGERS 263 or the SECRET WARS II and INFERNO CROSSOVER omnibus ( I already wrote about issue 298 in this post and made two attempts before I finally covered issue 300 whose cover is also included in the final three candidates from this countdown ).


When I got my first omnibus I was not sold on the bright colors but I have come to appreciate them more. And definitely the bigger format and the bigger letters especially now that my eyesight seems to be deteriorating. Also it doesn´t hurt to see art by the likes of John Buscema, John Romita Jr or John Byrne in the big format. For those of us that can´t afford the Artists Editions ( here in Germany they sell for 150 EUROS and up ) it´s the only way to see those artists in a bigger format. Which is yet another reason why the SECRET WARS II omnibus is one of the gems of my comic book collection and why I was willing to pay the full price for it. It´s the only omnibus for which I paid the full price. Admittedly, the main story is not that memorable and the art on that is capable - at best. But the tie in stories took the premise of the story and spun it to comic book gold. And it´s such a big slice of the best of the best of the 80s with John Buscema on AVENGERS, John Byrne on FANTASTIC FOUR and also on ALPHA FLIGHT, John Romita Jr on UNCANNY X - MEN, Bill Sienkiewiez on NEW MUTANTS, Ron Frenz on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN or Uncle Walt Simonson on THOR.


Which brings us finally back to what I like to call the Epic Collection of my discontent : FANTASTIC FOUR - INTO THE TIME STREAM. Because I really think this story and the one in AVENGERS 294 to 297 belong in the same trade. Now I can see that they try to keep the different comic book series in their respective collections but would it really have been that difficult to include four issues of AVENGERS when they have space to include the annuals which have nothing to do with the main story ? And it is not as if those issues have been reprinted elsewhere. I would understand if they were saving them for an upcoming Epic Collection but so far there has been no announcement and I fear that the issues will just be used with the INFERNO crossover issues to sell the not so stellar issues up to 304 as they put issues 305 to 318 in the AVENGERS BY JOHN BYRNE omnibus.


That is one terrific Christmas gift by the way and my clue to wrap things up for Today. We didn´t get to delve too far into the story of AVENGERS 294 as we got a bit sidetracked - as usual - so maybe we can elaborate a bit more on that when we continue with John Buscema´s Top Three Avengers covers OR in an upcoming THORSDAY post as this story also had ramifications on that series in regards to the fate of The Black Knight. 


As always a big thank you goes to the trustworthy SUPER MEGA MONKEY`S MARVEL CHRONOLOGY for providing much needed info about AVENGERS issues 291 to 294 , issues 295 to 297 and FANTASTIC FOUR issues 337 to 341 . Furthermore COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has an interview with Roger Stern by Rik Offenberger and The Greatest Roger Stern Stories Ever Told ! by Brian Cronin although that is an all Marvel list and Roger Stern did write some really great stories at DC. Today we have only a few birthday in our entertainment block starting with Peter Bagge who turns 59. He´s best known for his comics about the Bradleys and Hate and I liked the first one better. It was a revelation that all f - worded up families are the same.


I haven´t read his latest series but I´m planning to catch if I can find the trades at a good price. I don´t know if I told the story but Peter Bagge is part of the reason why I decided to spring the money for a new and bigger sketchbook for conventions. It was during one of my visits to the Comic Salon de Barcelona that I got a really ugly and small sketch from him after standing in line a few hours ( thankfully I had just bought Apocalypse Nerd which was new back then so I had something to read ). I think most of the sketches I got during that convention were pretty disappointing as the bigger part of the artists weren´t even trying to do a nice sketch in my small sketchbook. If only I had bought the bigger sketchbook before I got a sketch from Carlos Pacheco. It´s still one of my most cherished sketches but I´m still not giving up on getting a really great one from him when I see all the others post online. And a sketch of Power girl or She - Hulk in a bikini - or topless - who knows ? Like Snoop said you have to dream big.


The first in our Dearly Departed birthdays is Heinz Schenk, who was a constant of my youth with Zum Blauen Bock. My father once bought a bottle of Äpplwoi like they call apple wine down there and it was one of the most disgusting drinks I ever had. After that my respect for Heinz Schenk grew because he drank a lot of this stuff without batting an eye.



Our last birthday shoutout goes to the late Carlos Meglia who really would deserve a post of his own. He is best known for Cybersix written by the also late Carlos Trillo - at least in Europe and his home Argentina. It is one of the most important comics in the history of Argentina and Carlo Trillo is without any doubt one of the most important comic writers of Argentina.


During the early iMAGE years Carlos Meglia did a few fill - in issues of WildC.A.T.S. and a few of the readers called him a clone of Humberto Ramos while in truth it was the other way around. That was one of the more entertaining parts of the iMAGE comics : the letters pages where you could read such hilarious comments like " What is a Frazetta ? "


I read the spanish version of the comic but I don´t think there has been an english edition yet. So if you want to read more about the adventures of a leather clad buxom transvestite clone vampire super heroine COMIC VINE is the place to get more information and THE SUPER SATURDAY SHORT - LIVED SHOWCASE has an overview of the series in two parts as well as posts about every episode of the short lived cartoon. For my spanish speaking readers here is a video from Continuara about Cybersix which I may have posted previously. If so I could not find the corresponding post and it may have been deleted from YouTube in the meantime anyway.



Speaking of the cartoon I chose the english version of the first episodes but you can also easily find all the Cybersix episodes with the latin audio.



Since I didn´t get to write a lot about Avengers 294 in this post here is a video of the issue for those who have not read it and you can find more from Roger Stern, John Buscema and Tom Palmer´s Avengers on YouTube.



As there is no celebrity birthday that requires a music video I get to choose one from my video vault so I picked one to remind my readers of the warmer days of summer. And who better than latin sex symbol Thalia ?


So far I have not done a special post about Thalia but while looking for something else entirely I found a few new HQ videos of her. Of course I wanted to make a few animated GIFs but because it would have taken too long if I had made them all myself ( and then the last two posts would still be unfinished ) I made them directly from the video which is faster but the downside was that I could only do short ones. So I have more than a dozen of them which nixxes my plan to add them to a post and I have to put them in a separate post. Speaking about Thalia videos in good quality, the one I picked for Today is an older one called Sweat and while Thalia does look better now I definitely would have schtubbed her back then.



Apropos hot sexbombs I would hit, I have gotten a few complaints in the comment section because of the lack of Yaya Han GIFs in my latest posts which I wanted to address right away. There have also been a few very vocal requests for new Yaya Han GIFs and I can assure my readers there are plenty I haven´t posted yet. At the moment there is no new material as there still is no news about a second season of Heroes of Cosplay.


In any case, I wanted to post this new video of Yaya Han´s Scarlet Witch cosplay in the hopes that somebody out there can make a high quality GIF from it or any of the other videos I posted during the last few weeks ( there is one where the camera really zooms in on Yaya´s big 40D oppais ).


Daimn, I definitely can´t mention all the things I´d like to do to her here.



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Thursday, December 08, 2016

Hollering at cult siren Teri Hatcher re - post

Since there has been a lack of Superman related content on the blog ever since I discontinued my series about John Byrne´s revamp on Superman after CRISIS I just had to re- post not - so - desperate MILF housewife Teri Hatcher´s cult siren entry to pay homage to her 52nd anniversary Today.


Now you may ask what Teri Hatcher has to do with Superman and the revamped Superman in particular as to Today´s audience she´s probably best know for the parts on the James Bond flick TOMORROW NEVER DIES, Susan Mayer / Delfino on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES or her appearances on TWO AND A HALF MEN and SEINFELD as Seinfeld´s girlfriend with the real ( and spectacular ) breasts, a role which she reprised a few years later.


But people from my generation first became aware of Teri Hatcher on LOIS & CLARK - THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN based on the new version of the Superman comic books where Lois Lane was one of the characters who profited the most from the fallout of CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS. 


In the old comics Lois Lane was more of a story telling device always either trying to prove that Superman was Clark Kent or getting him to marry her. And most often than not she tried both at the same time.


She and Lana Lang also got super powers every other day and in most cases Lois was handling them terribly. Because they were women ....


Or she was so good with them that she was a much better hero than Superman which lead to a huge inferior complex. In one case it was so harsh on Kal - El that she left earth forever so he could be a hero again.


Anyway, when I read the first SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN FAMILY I noticed why it was cheaper than the other volumes. There are only very few issues of SUPERMAN´S GIRLFRIEND LOIS LANE in it which are way more fun to read than the Jimmy Olsen stories. It´s always the same : Jimmy gets in some kind of jam and in the end Superman has to bail him out. The Lois Lane stories are way more fun especially those drawn by Kurt Schaffenberger. He has a very cartoonesque style and the more inventive stories look much rather like spoofs from an issue of MAD magazine than stories from the actual continuity of the DC universe.


Lois has all kinds of adventures and while she always returns to the status quo ( which makes most of the stories where she marries Superman or some famous guy a dream, a hoax or an imaginary story ) Lois Lane gets around from ancient Egypt to Sherwood Forrest and the outer reaches of the solar system. But while the things that happen in the stories stretch the imagination the goals of Lois are always the same : get married, have kids, be a good housewife, she never escapes the traditional role models.


John Byrne´s Lois Lane on the other hand is a very emancipated woman, she´s very successful in her job and in fact she is the top dog at the Daily Planet until the arrival of Clark Kent. She also doesn´t immediately fall heads over heels for Superman although she tries to find out more.


This version of Lois was pretty much the blueprint for her character on LOIS & CLARK - THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN : the tough ace reporter, just as ready to use her fists to get info as her curvaceous body. I mean, Lois´ hotness is established right from the start in the pilot episode when she tries to get an exclusive interview from Lex Luthor.


Teri Hatcher was the first actress who for me made it understandable what Superman saw in a lowly mortal. If you ask anybody who Superman should be with everybody says JLA hotties like Big Barda,Wonder Woman, Starfire or Zatanna. That's just natural. These godlike beings can only be with another ..... like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They can't be with normal people because they would just burn up. It's like staring into the sun. But when Lois looks like Teri it's understandable that Clark likes her. 

I think the only comic that REALLY managed to explain why somebody like Superman would choose somebody like Lois Lane is not even an actual DC comic book but LOVE AND CAPES by Thomas F. Zahler over at IDW.


Anyway, another thing the tv series explained is why Lois never found out who " Smallville " really was. I mean for that she would have to look at Clark Kent and how could she if someone like Superman was around ?

Most people say : " In the real world Lois would immediately see that Clark is Superman. " You know what ? In the real world Lois would be like : " Clark who ? Oh, you mean Smallville ? Hmm, can't remember what he looks like. But of course he's not Superman. Don't be ridiculous. "

She always called Clark " Smallville " to remind him of his small town roots ( I always found it strange how some people consider them above other people because they come from a bigger city and therefore are more sophisticated but I guess this is something that is ingrained in american culture ) and the reason why she never suspected that he was really Superman was that she never paid much attention to Clark Kent.

Well, aside from the episode where they all got hit by pheromones.


Teri Hatcher really got great legs, fantastic legs, in fact they dominate the scene in such a way that you totally overlook Teri´s other ASSets. Daimn !


Now I said in previous posts that Teri´s breast performance on the show is in that very episode PHEROMONE, MY LOVELY ( season 1, episode 10 ) and it´s hard to beat Teri dolled up as a busty drugged out harem sex slave.


But I think Teri managed to top that with flying colors - what a segueway - in FLY HARD ( season 1, episode 19 ) which is their version of DIE HARD.


Which at that point every tv show was doing. Now while Teri Hatcher is wearing a really revealing dress the episode in itself is one of the best episodes where the actors can use the quiet moments and the confined space to flesh out their characters a bit more ( no pun intended ). It´s an episode where the writers used one of the flaws of Superman most people forget : he can´t act as Superman all the time if he wants to keep his secret identity of Clark Kent. He has to act like a normal human being and even has to save Lex Luthor´s life with heat vision in this episode.


Combined with Cat Grant, played by the bodacious Tracy Scoggins, who acts as the comic relief in this episode, this is an episode you will have to watch at least twice to fully appreciate Lois´ dress that shows much of Teri Hatcher´s stunning physique at just about the right camera angle.


Teri is still racktastic, what she did show on the hit tv show DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, especially in the episode with the famous " I´m not a stripper ! " scene where she crashes a party and is mistaken for that.


Naturally that was the first season I bought and although I got all the ones afterwards I still haven´t gotten the first ones. I always found it strange that Teri didn´t go to another hit tv show right after LOIS AND CLARK since she clearly showed that she has the ability to head a show. Well, Hollywood is strange in that regard but luckily Teri landed on the Wisteria Lane where she made history again. At first I was planning on watching the show only for the parts with her but the good writing, the fascinating characters and not the least the murder mystery story ( the series builds up quite a body count with all the people who kick the bucket ) soon had me hooked. I have to confess that I haven´t watched the last two seasons so there are still a few good scenes with Teri Hatcher to look forward to.


Talking about things on my " to do " list, Teri Hatcher also was involved with another comic related movie, namely the animated version of Neil Gaiman´s CORALINE where she did the voice of the other mother.


Well, it IS comic related since Neil Gaiman started writing comics like SANDMAN and the book was later adapted as a comic by P. Craig Russell.


Which is obviously not the part on my " to do " list since I already have the CORALINE trifecta ( the book, the comic and the movie ) and I read and watched it all. But Neil Gaiman wrote another book called THE GRAVEYARD BOOK which only recently came out as a comic by P. Craig Russell and others like Kevin Nolan, Tony Harris, Scott Hampton and Jill Thompson.


Okay, maybe not just recently but it was published in two volumes and I have had it in my amazon shopping cart for months without buying it.

Which says nothing about the quality of the graphic novel but more about my financial situation because my shopping cart is full with comics I would love to buy. But because my budget is seriously limited I have to wait until they end up in the bargain books section. Which most of them end up in sooner or later. Anyway, last week I was in Ludwigsburg for some last minute Christmas shopping at the Aigner book shop because the FANTASY STRONGHOLD has taken up shop in the lower level. Strangely enough I didn´t find anything interesting there so I went back up to the regular book store section where I found several interesting books and comics.

It´s really strange that even now when they have a honest to god comic book shop downstairs the really interesting comics - at least for me - are in the book store´s comic section. So because I didn´t have enough money on me I had to go to a cash machine and come back to the shop. I bought a cartoon book as a Christmas gift and also the german version of the comic adaption of THE GRAVEYARD BOOK. Usually I don´t go for the german translations but this was a hardcover and it includes both volumes which is better to read and looks nicer on the shelf than two paperbacks. 


Now I have read the book but so far I haven´t had the time to read the comic. What I really like is that, as far as I saw from flipping through the comic, while they have eight different artists they have managed to give it a consistent look. Normally you can clearly see where one artist starts and another takes over. Here I had to look at the chapter headings. 


The Neil Gaiman comic that is still in my shopping cart is THE SANDMAN : OVERTURE DELUXE EDITION, again, not because I don´t think it´s good but because right now I have to be careful with spending money and I think the work is worth springing the extra bucks for the deluxe edition.

Since we are on the subject of comics of the creepier variety Teri Hatcher also starred in The Thing from the Grave on TALES FROM THE CRYPT. Last year I wanted to add the original comic on which the episode was based but only managed to dig up the original text story Out of the Grave on which the comic was based. They had all the other comics to the episodes and sadly I didn´t save them back then because now I can´t find the link. 


Now longtime readers know that I never give up and I managed to find The Thing From The Grave by Al Feldstein from Tales From The Crypt 22 on THE CRYPTIC CORRIDOR which also has a lot of other EC Comics stories ( click on the EC Comics label since they are too many to link individually, especially since not all of them contain the information of who drew them and in which of the various EC Comics they were first published ).


Of course I didn´t find the story right away so like last year here are some links to the other EC Comics stories I found during my research for the post - if all the ones you can find at THE CRYPTIC CORRIDOR are not enough - beginning with Smeghead2068 at SAVED FROM THE PAPER DRIVE who has another story from Tales From The Crypt 22, Blood Type V by Graham Ingels. Our host Ghastly McNasty at BACK FROM THE DEPTHS serves up six helpings of The Theater Of Terror with Last Respects also by Graham Ingels from Tales From The Crypt 3, Political Pull againby Graham Ingels from Tales From The Crypt 26, The Bath by Bernie Krigstein from Tales From The Crypt 42, Zombie by Johnny Craig from The Crypt Of Terror 19, Hook, Line and Stinker one last time by Graham Ingels from The Vault Of Horror 26 and as a special treat Foul Play by Jack Davis from The Haunt Of Fear 19, one of the stories responsible for the formation of the Comics Code. Last but not least BAVA TUESDAY takes a look at Last Laugh by Will Elder from Volume 4 of Dark Horse´s Tales From The Crypt Archive.

After so much gloom and doom I want to end the post on a lighter note so here is an animated GIF of Teri Hatcher´s erotic dance on TANGO & CASH.


Now you might ask why this scene is not included in my Top Ten Movie Striptease list but I don´t think it qualifies as a striptease because she only takes her top of. Admittedly, Halle Berry also doesn´t get topless in LAST BOY SCOUT but at least she had pasties on. Her breasts were not completely naked but it qualifies as it´s the next best thing ( at least until sexbomb Halle flashed her perfect boobs in PASSWORD : SWORDFISH and blew all of our minds with her explicit sex scene in MONSTER´S BALL ).


If Teri would have done the same as Halle Berry in LAST BOY SCOUT she might be part of the list but as it is I will not include her for the moment.


That said Teri was in prime physical condition when she shot this as you can see clearly by the fact that her bra tries to contain her rotund twin torpedoes in vain which are slipping out of it in every possible direction.


So this was my celebrity birthday re - post for Teri Hatcher which turned out much longer and work intensive than I had planned - as usual - and I can only add : Happy birthday Teri Hatcher and many happy returns !

One reason why I like doing these re - posts is that I can put a few more videos on the blog so as I did not do this when I first posted this here are some of the other celebrity birthdays of the day starting with Nicki Minaj a.k.a. Nicki The Harujuku Barbie a.k.a. Nice Nipples Nick a.k.a. Minaj - A - Trois who turns 34. Since I don´t watch music television on a regular basis anymore it took me a while to discover her through her appearances on various award shows and talk shows. The rapping bisexual sexbomb from indian, african and jamaican descent that looks like Robert Crumb´s wet dream became famous for her mindblowing 40F - 26 - 46 measurements which she presents in most provocative outfits and risque music videos.


Like I said, I´m not that knowledgeable about her and I may not be the biggest expert on what is art but I know what I like. In any case you can Watch Nicki Minaj´s Anaconda Workout in 14 Booty - ful Gifs at Mtv Com and I´ll leave it to SPEED ON THE BEAT to explain Why Nicki Minaj is Actually Good for Music. While looking for a good video of Nicki I found a few which are probably not to post so instead of The Ultimate Nicki Minaj Fap Challenge here is her appearance on Chatty Man - although watching that can also become a challenge. At least without doing you know what.


Daimn, Nicki has gone on record that she demands to climax every time she has sex but with her massive mammaries and oral skills I doubt any guy would have a problem with that. And I´m not talking about her rapping !



Dominic Monaghan celebrates his 40th birthday who is of course best known as Meriadoc Brandybuck or Merry in short from The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. He also played Charlie Pace on Lost and I totally forgot that he also played Simon Campos on Flash Forward. I also have to mention german actor Martin Semmelrogge who turns 61 and is best known for his role in Roland Emmerich´s Das Boot. The reason for that is that we talked about Neil Gaiman and he was on a booksigning tour together with Martin Semmelrogge in 2003 and you can find a sampling of Neil Gaiman´s Martin Semmelrogge poems on Neil Gaiman´s blog . My brain really is like a giant sieve because I was going over Kim Basinger´s imdb file to see if there were any other comic related roles she had done besides Cool World - which I admittedly still haven´t seen in it´s entirety - that I could mention in connection with her 63rd birthday. Okay, what´s wrong with me ? She was Vicki Vale in the very first Batman movie with Michael Keaton, duh.


God, after the latest DC flicks I get really nostalgic about those movies and if you feel the same here is a fan made trailer for Batman V Superman starring Michael Keaton, Christopher Reeve and a surprise guest star.



The first candidate in our Dearly Departed section is David Carradine who more comic connections than when he talked about Superman in Kill Bill.

Which I found to be partially wrong. I mean, when you look at Superman from a superficial story driven view he is right but when you talk about the post - Crisis Superman from the John Byrne comics or Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman Clark is the real person and Superman is the disguise. Okay, you are probably wondering what those other comic related roles are. Well, David naturally became famous as Shaolin Kwai Chang Caine on the 70s cult show Kung Fu but he also appeared on other small screen series like Gunsmoke, Ironside, Amazing Stories, Matlock, The Ray Bradbury Theater, Doctor Quinn - Medicine Woman with Jane Seymour, Profiler, Acapulco H.E.A.T. with Alison Armitage, Medium with real live Power Girl Patricia Arquette, Alias with Elektra Jennifer Garner, Charmed with Alyssa Milano ( who celebrates her birthday on the 19th this month and about whom I already did two posts, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ), Danny Phantom and the first Human Target series with Rick Springfield. On the big screen his movies include The Long Riders, Lone Wolf McQuade, Bird On A Wire, Martial Law with Cynthia Rothrock as well as the midnight classics Evil Toons with french sexbomb Monique Gabrielle and Animal Instincts with soft sex icon Shannon Whirry. He also reunited with actor Jan - Michael Vincent on that movie with whom he had shot an episode of Airwolf .


Finally he played tycoon Nerio Winch in the Largo Winch tv series from 2001 which is based on the french comic series. I have only seen the movies from 2008 and later so I don´t know if the tv series is worth checking out. Now I´m saving the Cynthia Rothrock videos for a separate post since the GIFs I made for that would put an end to this post and I also don´t want to add a video with Shannon Whirry, Alyssa Milano or any of the hot women I mentioned above because there really is no debate.



Our last birthday shoutout goes to cartoonist E. C. Segar, the creator of Popeye, the sailor man - who started out as a supporting character.


Originally I wanted to add a specific episode - Popeye´s version of Jack and the Beanstalk - but I couldn´t find it and any Bluto episode is okay.



I also couldn´t end this post without a video of the lovely Teri Hatcher. The quality of the clip is not very good but Teri looks positively divine.



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