Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Prepare for Master of Kung Fu Tuesday !

Well, this would have worked so much better if 68 years ago little Doug Moench had waited one more day to enter this world  but any excuse to post something about SHANG CHI : MASTER OF KUNG FU is welcome.


Of course Doug Moench wrote more than just this series but he came onto the title with issue 20 and his writing together with the stunning art by Paul Gulacy gave the title new life. He wrote the book until issue 122 ( only skipping issues 64 and 121 ) so he wrote most of it including the part with Mike Zeck as regular artist which is the part I´m most interested in. 


Don´t get me wrong, the entire series is one of the best - if not THE best - Bronze Age series Marvel has ever produced but I´m just a bigger fan of Mike Zeck than of Paul Gulacy. And I have read all of Paul Gulacy´s issues for THE HANDS OF SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU or rather the spanish translation of it since those were the first issues that were reprinted in a collected edition some decades ago. Now that I think of it most of what I read of the series has been in the spanish translation since I still haven´t started reading the original issues I bought the last years.


Anyway, back to the spanish version, the Mike Zeck issues never got the special treatment of a collection but I don´t know if that was because it was too soon after the issues had been published by Vertice or if they felt it wasn´t worth the effort. In any case, since Mike Zeck started as regular penciler with issue 59 he will probbaly not appear in the new omnibus editions Disney is putting out until the final pages of the second volume.


Back to Doug Moench, he also wrote issues 20 to 43 of one of Marvel´s most famous Bronze Age horror series WEREWOLF BY NIGHT where he co - created Moon Knight with artist Don Perlin. By the way, Moon Knight´s costume is not white as many people erroneously think but silver - like his weapons - because he was created as a foil for werewolf Jack Russell .


Or is it ? The Moon Knight character was so popular with readers that he guest starred in a few other Marvel titles ( like SPECTACULAR SPIDER - MAN 22 and 23 which had art by Mike Zeck ) before he finally got his own series where almost everything from his first appearance - including his origin - was totally revised. The series lasted until issue 38 and was also written mostly by Doug Moench. There was a second series in 1985 called MOON KNIGHT - FIST OF KHONSHU of which I found the first five issues at a comic convention only to find out later that it had been canceled with issue 6. The art was by penciler Chris Warner and inker E. R. Cruz whom I knew from Heroic Publishing´s CAPTAIN THUNDER AND BLUE BOLT series.


This is the first series I read in the original american version because they were the first US comics that made their way to the newsstand at the Rathaus bus station in Ludwigsburg before they got any issues of IRON MAN, ROM SPACEKNIGHT or SUPERMAN. Man, I loved the art but I don´t think I ever got the complete run of the series. Boy, does anybody except me remember the other Heroic Publishing series like CHAMPIONS, MARKSMAN, MURCIELAGA THE SHE - BAT, THE TIGRESS or FLARE ?  


Okay, before I got totally off topic I was talking about the series Doug Moench wrote at Marvel which are too many to list them all because not only did he write series like THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER, SHOGUN WARRIORS or GODZILLA : KING OF MONSTERS, he also worked on a lot of their black and white magazines, most notably DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU, DRACULA LIVES, MONSTERS UNLEASHED and PLANET OF THE APES. 


One last thing I have to mention about Doug Moench´s tenure at Marvel is that he co - created my favorite killer cyborg Deathlok with artist Rich Buckler. I still can´t believe that I didn´t catch on sooner who the character of Mike Peterson on Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D was. 


I know I´m skipping over a lot of his series like SIX FROM SIRIUS, the creator owned comic he did with Paul Gulacy at Marvel´s EPIC imprint but otherwise I´ll never finish this post. Over at DC Doug wrote also a ridiculous amount of series, among them the second volume of THE SPECTRE which had Gene Colan as an artist for the first issues. I got some of them at Erlangen but I never got that far in my convention diary.


And speaking about Gene Colan, he was also the artist on BATMAN and DETECTIVE COMICS when Doug Moench was writing those titles.


I remember there was this whole story arc with Nocturna where Alfredo Alcala did the inks. Now his inks were a bit heavy and some of Gene Colan´s art was overpowered but it still looked cool to my younger self. 


Doug Moench also wrote a whole slew of other Bat - related titles like THE BATMAN CHRONICLES, BATMAN HONG KONG, LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT, BATMAN : OUTLAWS, BATMAN VS PREDATOR II ( again with artist Paul Gulacy ), and the Elseworlds BOOK OF THE DEAD, BROTHERHOOD OF THE BAT, DARK JOKER : THE WILD, BATMAN & DRACULA : RED RAIN, BATMAN : BLOODSTORM, CRIMSON MIST and HAUNTED GOTHAM.


Other DC series I want to mention are ARION, BLACKHAWK, C.O.P.S., LORDS OF THE ULTRA - REALM, MISTER MIRACLE, OMEGA MEN, SLASH MARAUD and the Legion of Super - Heroes spin off title THE WANDERERS.


Well, the post ended up being a bit shorter than planned, mostly because I started very late and I was furthermore distracted for a while by an unexpected find of many pages from CAPTAIN THUNDER AND BLUE BOLT.


Since Today is also Erich Kästner´s birthday but to all who expected more literary content I want to mention that it´s also porn actress Dylan Dyder´s 35th birthday so count yourself lucky I didn´t go that route.


Speaking about birthdays, Today was also the anniversary of Terence Fisher, director of such Hammer movies as The Curse of Frankenstein and The Man Who Could Cheat Death but since I have nothing new to add to my post on Hazel Court I only want to mention that there is a nude scene in the last one although I think you only see Hazel from behind. You DO see a statue of her in the film though and the bust is going full frontal.

And one final thing where celebrity birthdays are concerned : Yesterday was the 48th birthday of sci fi cult siren Jeri Ryan but since I also have nothing new to add I´m leaving you with the link to last year´s post


So let´s start with the links which are quite a few for this post. First up I AM THE PHANTOM STRANGER has posts on issue 2 and issue 3 of Doug Moench´s THE SPECTRE where the Phantom Stranger is guest - starring.

DIVERSIONS OF THE GROOVY KIND offers The Crystal Connection by Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy from Master of Kung Fu 29 and I´m not entirely sure if I have already posted The Phoenix and The Dragon ( issue 86 ), The Chrysalis and The Peacock ( issue 87 ), The Leopard and The Dove ( issue 88 ) and The Dragons ( issue 89 ) from the Warriors of The Golden Dawn Saga by Doug Moench, Mike Zeck and Gene Day. There are also a posts with splash pages from Gene Colan´s Tomb of Dracula and Gene Colan´s Daredevil and for more Kung Fu action check out GIANT - SIZED MARVEL´s posts on Marvel Kung Fu . Tom Field did an interview with Gene Colan for issue 13 of COMIC BOOK ARTIST and legendary Roy Thomas also interviewed Gene Colan for issue 6 of ALTER EGOboth of  them can be found in the spanish version in this post by El Tio Berni on ENTRECOMICS.


Since I know how much my readers like the Top Ten lists Tom Field at WEDNESDAY`S HEROES brings us the Top Ten Gene Colan covers and you can see a lot of Gene Colan´s original art on this post by Bob McLeod.

DC COMICS ARTIST has a list of everybody who drew Bronze Age Batman.

There´s an entry about The Tomb of Dracula on HORRORPEDIA by Mondozilla as well as on TALES FROM THE LONGBOX and an invaluable resource is THE THOUGHT BALLOON which has issue by issue synopsises and reviews of The Tomb of Dracula with a lengthy introduction to the series . Last but not least SCANS DAILY has a post with Gene Colan scans from issue 34 of Tomb of Dracula and issue 5 of the Tomb of Dracula mag in which Dracula squares off against daughter Lilith who has a peculiar dress sense which earns her a special feature on COMICS ALLIANCE .


I´m starting the video section of Today´s post with the dubbed german version of the PBS documentary Superheroes - The Neverending Battle.

And it really is a neverending battle for me because I keep putting the video on the blog and YouTube keeps deleting it. So here´s another try.



No, the following video doesn´t have anything to do with the topic of the post, I just wanted to post this funny video with Jessica Nigri cosplaying as Freddy Krüger. I know that there are people out there who take offence when she´s gender bending because " she´s not keeping it real " but I say anybody who does not think that this is totally Airwolf needs to be hosed down. As does anybody who uses the words " keeping it real ", seriously.

Cosplaying is about creativity and having fun and if people are clamoring for a black Captain America, a gay Herkules and a female Thor THIS is really small potatoes. I´m not saying that Jessica´s potatoes are small.


Man, I just walked right into that. Anyway, the animated GIF about was the smallest I could find and normally I try to post a big one but I will keep them for a cosplay spotlight post on Jessica Nigri - if I ever get around to do it. But until then you can find eight high quality GIFs on this post .



And on the horrific note I wanted to add a television special with Vincent Price from 1979 that dramatizes three classic children´s books stories.



Since there has been no Master of Kung Fu or Moon Knight cartoon I decided to pick an animated short I just recently discovered : a collaboration between Walt Disney and the great Salvador Dali.



I´m going to end Today´s post with Dami Im who auditioned on The X Factor Australia in 2013. There will be more of her in upcoming posts.



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Saturday, February 20, 2016

Happy birthday wrestling legend Gail Kim !

Today the korean knockout from Canada with the superbendable hardbody who put the t and a in TNA, Gail Kim celebrates her 39th birthday.


Today is also Andy Sidaris´ birthday but since I re - posted most of the stuff about him in my post on Dona Speir I don´t see any need to rehash it so soon. But before you think you have dogded a bullet again let me say that we will have legs in this post, breasts and buttocks, a whole lot of buttocks. Now with my obsession about asian hotties you might think I already did a post about Gail Kim but as always I kept putting it off.

So this comes at possibly the worst time for me since I haven´t watched any wrestling show since my Mom came from Spain last year. She always hogs the television so you watch what she watches or you have to watch whatever you want to watch somewhere else or something else which is one of the reasons why I watch so many shows from the internet or on DVD boxes. My brother used to watch wrestling with me but they have managed to schedule every wrestling show so that somebody who works regularly can´t watch it and I haven´t seen wrestling for months. And to tell the truth I don´t miss it. It´s always the same - especially the WWE´s " sports entertainment " crap - and the only thing I miss is the TNA´s knockout division. Usually I look for those clips on the internet but I have also fallen behind in that department and my laptop is filled to the brim with Hammer horror movie starring Hazel Court, Yvonne Romain and Vincent Price and I have to watch those before I can download other stuff.


So I´m not really caught up on all the going ons at TNA ( I don´t even know if they still exist ) and the last time I watched it Gail Kim had come back after being pummeled by Taryn Terrell and the Dollhouse. There were some fights where she was supposed to go one on one against Taryn Terrell but of course the other members of the Dollhouse kept interfering and managed to weaken Gail Kim so that Taryn dominated her with ease.


By the way, it´s not just my imagination, right ? Taryn´s boobs have gotten seriously bigger since she joined the Dollhouse. XXXL sized.


Coming back to Gail Kim for a moment ( yes, I know, it´s impossible to write about Gail Kim and not to mention Taryn Terrell, but we´ll come to that later ) initially I just wanted to write a short pice about her that I could attach to the regular comic related post on her birthday but then I went looking for some animated GIFs and the part got longer and longer and it quickly became apparent that I had to give this its own post.

 
And that´s with keeping in mind that I couldn´t download most of the GIFs I found because they were on some strange website where they appear as a video instead of a GIF and when you try to download the video you can only download it as a internet HTML file which is as helpful for making a post like an ice cream cone on the Vesuv. Now I thought about adding some info from Gail Kim´s bio but you can find that on wikipedia and hundreds of wrestling sites if you want to read that .

I don´t have to tell you what a talented and record breaking athlete Gail Kim is : she was the first WWE diva to win a championship in her first match which was a seven - woman battle royal, she became the first TNA women´s champion in a ten - woman gauntlet match and has held that title five times and was TNA Knockout Tag Team Champion with Madyson Rayne. She won the TNA Knockout of The Year Award in 2007 and was voted Queen of TNA in 2013. She also has been Funkin´ Conversatoy Women´s Champion and the Diva of the Year in 2001 at the Apocalypse Wrestling Federation. She´s the number one female wrestler in the world according to Pro Wrestling Illustrated and thousands of fans worldwide.


She also posed topless for a cell phone ad campaign in South Korea.

I don´t know what it is but asian girls are my kryptonite. Now I don´t want to resort to sexual stereotypes but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head. Gail Kim is a very gifted athlete - and I mean that without any pun - but when I see how worked up she gets in the ring, the fire in her eyes when she plays the heel or the kind of punishment her body can take and especially how flexible she is ....... 


As long as she gives her opponents a taste of " defeet " I don´t care. I know I am not supposed to like her when she plays the bad girl but her tight body just distracts me, like when she ambushed Velvet Sky after Velvet had won the championship and her boobs almost fell out of her top.


Or when she uses her legs to choke her opponent while the ref counts.


And just check out Gail´s incredible glutes. Now if these cheeks don´t get your heart pumping faster you are either gay or dead so check your pulse.


Now the name " Gail " sounds like " geil " the german word for horny. So you can imagine that she´s only known in Germany as die geile Kim ( horny Kim ). Like Kylie Minogue has been christened die Geile Minogue.


But being " gail " is not the only thing those exotic sexbombs have in common  as Gail Kim looks right at home as the star of a burlesque show and I bet she got some awesome stripper moves she could teach Kylie.


There have been some epic matches between Gail Kim and Taryn Terrell where both of them went over the limit. At first Gail had the upper hand because of her experience but Taryn Terrell made up for that with sheer enthusiasm and she´s a fast learner so she also got a few good licks in.


Now Taryn Terrell started out as a referee for the knockouts division and I have to say that her referee uniform is still my favorite of all her outfits.


Especially Taryn´s bonerinducing short shorts were a sight to behold.


Whenever Taryn slid across the ring on all four it made just want to jump on top of her and ride her firm butt to Laramie like they say in Germany.


Like I said, her outfits as a knockout were not half as sexy as that.


But she more than made up for that on the swimsuit photoshoots.


Then Taryn Terrell became the champion for a while and if you compare her from that phase with later you can´t deny there´s a growth spurt. 


The whole thing with the Dollhouse ( the asian chick from the group could be a real sexbomb if she was willing to slut it up with a different outfit but I guess it´s forbidden to outshine the great Taryn Terrell ), I know it´s supposed to make things more interesting but let´s face it, this was old when the Beautiful People did it years ago and also Taryn attacking Gail Kim in her personal life and going after her husband is nothing new. Like the NEW 52 it´s designed to be exciting but I just find it boring.


But who knows ? Since I haven´t seen any wrestling shows for over six months the whole thing with Taryn Terrell and the Dollhouse may be over and Gail Kim may have returned as the new TNA knockouts champion.


So I´m off to watch more Hammer movies in the hopes that I can soon find out what´s going on with TNA wrestling and if Gail Kim is still competing. Until then Happy Birthday Gail and Many Happy Returns !


Originally I wanted to post another of the great battles between Gail Kim and Taryn Terrell but since it´s apparently impossible to find videos with fights in good quality on YouTube we´ll have to settle for this one.



Since this post is about no comic series in particular I want to inaugurate the argentinian comic documentary series Continuara ( to be continued ) with the cult comic series Cybersix by Carlos Trillo and Carlos Meglia.



Today is also the birthday of german musicians Laith Al - Deen ( 44 ) and Stefan Waggershausen ( 67 ) but I choose to go with german musician, comedian and actor Heinz Erhardt. Unlike most german comedian Heinz´ intelligent humor was mainly based on the ability to make fun of himself not of others and he also starred in a lot of movies like The Oil Prince from Karl May with Stewart Granger and Mario Girotti a.k.a. Terence Hill.



Today would also have been the 54th birthday of Dwayne McDuffie who had a big hand in DC´s MILESTONE universe and the Justice League cartoon. Since I´m always trying to get more Legion on the blog I chose Far from Home where three Justice Leaguers visit the 31st century.



Ah, you just knew there was a Yaya Han video coming at the end of the post. Anyway, I´m mixing it up a bit with Yaya cosplaying as SUPER SONICO. No, I have no idea who that is but I could use a nurse like that.



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