Friday, September 30, 2016

Flash Friday : Race Against Time - part 3

Originally I wanted to finish the two parter with Major Disaster which we started last week before returning to Race Against Time because I didn´t want to leave my readers with a cliffhanger but seeing as that also ended with a cliffhanger I decided to continue with this story and then doing all the remaining Paul Ryan issues - well, unless I have to do a special edition.

We are finally - pardon the pun - back on track with Race Against Time after doing the second part before the first part. But hey, things won´t get easier continuitywise in the third part Speed Metal from FLASH 115.

Because while we have already met John Fox, the Flash of the 27th century this is the first time that Wally West meets him. Also he is wearing a different costume than the John Fox that is currently in our time. Or the time when this story came out. Anyway, in the story John Fox has been retired from being the Flash and the events of this issues prompt him to travel to our time to take over as the new Flash. Worst decision ever. But I don´t want to go into too much detail here since all these things will be explained in more detail in the following issue - and you can see by the issue´s cliffhanger that things don´t work out very well for Wally West. 

Today´s post links are all about the celebrity birthdays which is no wonder because after so many Flash Friday posts there are only a few things left and those are reserved for specials like the upcoming Death In Comics : The Last And Final Death Of Barry Allen in Crisis On Infinite Earths ( until DC decided to bring him back in Flash Rebirth ) post which I hope to do next month if things are a bit less hectic on Tales From The Kryptonian.

On Monday we had the 35th birthday of Christina Milian who played Kali in Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past ( although uncredited ) while Today Lacey Chabert turns 34 who played Sandra in that movie. Lacey Chabert is best known for Party Of Five where her chest already started to develop and since I never watched the show I missed out on all that teen boobage.

Another big hit Lacey Chabert is associated with is Mean Girls with then teenage Busenwunder Lindsay Lohan ( who got her own entry as Supergirl in my Hollywood Edition of Casting The Justice League Of America Movie on her birthday which I somehow forgot to mention this year, sorry ) which I still haven´t seen. Probably because I am not sure if I already bought the movie on DVD or not. Man, I´ll have to go through my files. It is weird that I haven´t seen that movie because a. ) from what I hear it´s pretty funny, b.) there are some important messages in that movie which is one of the reasons why it has become a cult movie, another being that c.) Lindsay still had her real breasts back then. I mean, her big breasts.

She still has breasts and they are still real but it´s never going to be like in those early days when every horny shutin wanted to put her body to the test and there was even a countdown on the internet for when it was legal to have sex with Lindsay Lohan. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Speaking on mighty things and big racks, Lacey Chabert also played Penny Robinson in the otherwise forgettable Lost In Space movie from 1998.

In the movie her character has a huge crush on the ship´s pilot played by Matt LeBlanc who´s only interested in her bigger sister played by Heather Graham - who naturally doesn´t give him the time of day and is very abusive towards him without any reason. I recently re - watched that movie and when I saw the poor guy being put down by Heather Graham I wanted to scream : " Forget that snobby woman. Stick to her little sister. She´s utterly fallen heads over heels for your so just stay on her good side and wait a few years. You´re stuck here for a long time anyway and believe me SHE will turn out so much hotter than her uptight sister. "

I can´t say that I´ve seen a lot of Chasey´s movies, I only know that she is in a lot of Hallmark Christmas movies, like A Royal Christmas where she co stars with Dr. Quinn, Jane Seymour or A Christmas Melody which was even directed by Mariah Carey, her co star in that movie who naturally also sings. Talk about your hot sexbomb / mega MILF sandwich. Oh, Mama !

Besides movies Lacey does a lot of voice acting and she´s probably best known as the voice of Meg Griffin on the first season of Family Guy ( due to her workload at school and on Party Of Five she left to be replaced by Mila Kunis ), a show my brother doesn´t tire to tell me how funny it is. I always wondered who comes up with the kind of sick stuff that happens on the show but recently I saw an episode of The Graham Norton Show with Seth MacFarlane as a guest where he said that he never runs out of story ideas because he went to high school with many Peter Griffins.

Lacey Chabert also was the singing voice of the young Anastacia in my favorite Don Bluth movie, Tanya Mousekewitz in the An American Tail movies, Calista in Disney´s Hercules cartoon ( we keep coming back to Hercules in these posts ), two different characters on Gargoyles : The Goliath Chronicles, Gwen Stacy on The Spectacular Spider - Man, Daisy Johnson a.k.a. Quake on Avengers : Earth´s Mightiest Avengers - altough I´m not sure if that´s the same character the mega hot Chloe Bennet plays on Marvel´s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. - and Zatanna Zatarra and Isis on Young Justice. And you can find more sexy Lacey Chabert GIFs on 95 ROCK FM .

Last Saturday we had April Hunter celebrating a birthday, Today playmate, erotic movie star and wrestling diva Candice Michelle ( she really has done it all ), the model who put GoDaddy on the map with her commercials that were so hot they were strongly censored celebrates her 38th birthday.

But not only did April Hunter and Candice Michelle both pursue a career in wrestling, I cast Candice Michelle as Catwoman in my Wrestling Babes and Swimsuit Models Special Edition of Casting The Justice League Of America which also includes April O´Neil, Cori Nadine, Tylene Buck a.k.a. Major Gunns ( another wrestling sexbomb ) and mega busty hasian LeAnna Scott who were in the same Ironman Swimsuit Spectacular with April Hunter.

Jenna Elfman turns 45 who is best known for her role of Dharma on the sitcom Dharma & Greg alongside Thomas Gibson who is now playing Aaron Hotchner on Criminal Minds which is just a surreal experience. I never watched many episodes of Dharma & Greg because I didn´t find her or her relatives really that eccentric - at least not compared to my family - but she did look mindblowing hot in Keeping The Faith. I lost track of her a bit after that and one of the reasons why I like doing this section is that I now know I have to check out her new sitcom Accidentally On Purpose.

Originally I wanted to post a clip from her appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson where you can see the whole sexy scene - and also because Jenna Elfman wears a strapless black dress and flaunts her new and improved bigger pregnant boobs in front of Craig Ferguson - but then I found one where she looks even hotter in a strapless silver dress.

Earlier I mentioned Jane Seymour who played a Bond girl in Live And Let Die and Today Monica Bellucci celebrates her 52nd birthday who became the oldest Bond girl with 50 in Spectre. Which I found very disappointing because it just followed the plot of so many other movies at that time and the director just didn´t know how to make Christoph Waltz menacing. Somehow the Mission Impossible movie that came out in the same year Mission Impossible : Rogue Nation managed to adapt the premisse of fighting against a secret organisation much better although it wasn´t as good as Mission Impossible : Phantom Protocol. Let´s just hope Daniel Craig doesn´t get too frustrated over the failure of the movie because his performance was perfect and I want to see him in another Bond movie.

And speaking about James Bond, against all odds I managed to get all issues of Mike Grell´s out of print three part prestige format Bond series Permission To Die in my latest order from the comic shop. I haven´t had time to read it yet but I couldn´t help taking a peek and the art looks gorgeous as always. It´s too sad that they are never going to reprint this. 

Coming back to Monica Bellucci, originally I casted her as Wonder Woman in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series.

I can´t believe that Eric Stoltz is older than Monica Bellucci whom I remember from such 80s movies like Some Kind Of Wonderful and Mask ( the drama, not the adaption of the Dark Horse comic series ) but he´s turning 55. He has something in common with two of the other celebrity birthday candidates since he played Tom Cassidy on Will & Grace and Theseus and The Grim Avenger on Disney´s Hercules cartoon series.

As far as I know our next birthday babe was never in any James Bond movie although she does have the typical Bond girl porn name with Angie Dickinson. With a name like that she should have made a career in the adult movie industry but instead she acted in such classic movies like Rio Bravo, the original 1960s Ocean 11, Rio Bravo, Point Blank, Dressed to Kill and Charlie Chan And The Dragon Queen although she did show some skin in the Big Bad Mama movies and Sam Whiskey with lucky Burt Reynolds.

Angie turns 85 and there is a post longer than Lex Luthor´s rap sheet about Pretty Maids All In A Row on THE LAST DRIVE IN ( and you thought my posts were long ) in which she plays a nymphomanic school teacher.

We start Today´s Dearly Departed section with beloved german Schlager super star Udo Jürgens who still did such little jobs like doing the title song for a cartoon series after gaining international fame and fortune.

Another shoutout goes to Deborah Kerr who was in the original 1967 Bond movie Casino Royale and she also starred in such classic movies like King Solomon´s Mines, Quo Vadis, The Prisoner Of Zenda or Julius Caesar. The role she is best known though is that of resolute teacher Anna Lenowens in The King And I opposite Yul Brynner and LES ICONES DU 7ÈME ART has also a very long post with lots of pictures and GIFs about the movie.

I really would love to put videos with all our birthday people on the post but then we would have like ten videos and most of them would be interviews and talk shows and that would get really boring really fast. So apologies to all who have to wait their turn until next time and to bring some of that diversity here´s another video about graphic novels.

As always I´m ending this post with a Flash video. There is a new review I found about the 90s Flash tv show with a lot of material from that show but since the next season of the new Flash show starts in a few days I want to post the trailer as long as people are interested in seeing it.

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Thursday, September 29, 2016

Erika Eleniak repost third time´s the charm

Today busty Baywatch beach body par excellence Erika Eleniak celebrates her 47th birthday so I thought it´s high time to re - post her entry.

This is the second repost which means that I first posted this in 2014 and in the meantime there have been many risky animated GIFs and my blog has not been deleted so I must have managed to keep it at a level that readers are still comfortable with reading. There are some animated GIFs that are new for this post but not new to the blog, most of them have appeared on other posts and the world hasn´t stopped spinning. In any case, if this is still too much you can check out last year´s repost here .

Erika has been in a lot of movies but she´s probably most famous for her sexy striptease in UNDER SIEGE which is what this post will be focusing on. Which is also one of the reasons why I didn´t do a post about her sooner. Now longtime readers will already know that her striptease is on my Top Ten list of movie stripteases. I know, maybe it´s not on the official Top Ten or your personal Top Ten but it sure as hell is on mine. And one of my goals has been to do at least one post about all the entries on my list.

I also already had written a post about this on my old boob blog that´s probably still out there. Now you might ask yourself where the problem lies. Well, the thing is that I try to keep the post safe for work and most the Erika Eleniak pictures I had were full frontal nudity or at least with a lot of exposed breast. Not that I have a problem with that. But like I said, I tried to keep the post safe for work and how should I do a post about a particular scene when I can´t post any pictures ? I know that it is totally doable since there are also other pictures from the movie but for me this would feel too much of a tease. I always hated it when writers put scenes in comics that involved nudity well knowing that the artist were never allowed to draw them and had to come up with a way to make it work. Which always never works. Because comics are a visual medium and if you fail to bring a visual gag over in a visual medium you have definitely failed. Whenever I read such a scene I was seriously ticked off.

So you might ask why I´m doing this post. Well, to tell the truth I have blogger and myself to thank for this. Since I figured out how to make screenshots I´m not depending on other people´s screenshots and I can do my own which are not that risky. Okay, some of them may be and I´ll probably include one shot of Erika Eleniak in all her stripper glory but only for scientific reasons, I promise. I also have already posted some pictures without having any reader complaints so I´m keeping my fingers crossed.

The other reason for doing such a post and hoping to keep it safe for work is that blogger now allows to post animated GIFs. So far the posting of GIFs was possible but you ran into trouble because blogger didn´t show it right. But now that´s possible so instead of filling this post with dozens of risky screenshots I can just post one GIF of her striptease and if readers have a problem with that they can just quickly scroll over it.

With all this in mind you might ask why I still feel the need to do this post. Well, this blog is also about giving tribute to all the neglected or forgotten cult sirens out there who bare it all ( so to speak ) to turn unbearable dreck into fun trash and who never get top billing or awards.

They never get credit or the big bucks but nevertheless they work hard and are prepared to show it all - unlike some actresses who are extremely hot but who will never get naked on screen - just so we can get a little something from awful movies that otherwise would be a waste of time.

And it´s not like I haven´t posted about hot sexbombs before. I did three entire posts about Baywatch colleague Traci Bingham ( a.k.a. Traci Banghim ) one of which included a lot of animated GIFs from Janet Jackson´s hottest wardrobe malfunction on Jay Leno´s Tonight Show ,

more than one post about cult siren Markie Post and one about Heather Thomas , four about Jamie Lee Curtis sexy striptease on TRUE LIES ( one just for all the screenshots, this was before I could post animated GIFs ), also four on Salma Hayek with one mentioning her striptease on FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, one on Janet Jones and Leslie Easterbrook´s wet t - shirt on POLICE ACADEMY which I had to split into separate parts for Leslie Easterbrook , Janet Jones and Becky Mullen , two on fitness sexbomb Kiana Tom´s exposed bra on UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - THE RETURN, more than three about Wonder Woman Lynda Carter as well as italian soccer MILF extraordinaire Simona Ventura with a spin - off for the part about german strip show TUTTI FRUTTI , Mistress of the Dark Elvira , Russ Meyer cult actresses Tura Satana ( which I recently re - posted ) and Haji and I wrote about dozens of others including Joyce Hyser from the almost forgotten screwball comedy JUST ONE OF THE GUYS where I just had to include some full frontal. Anyway, the list is far too long to post here but you get an idea this kind of post is not unprecedented on this blog.

I just hope I don´t loose too many readers because of this. The daily hits have been a bit weird over the last few months, first rising to almost 3,000 a day - sometimes even going over that - then dropping to barely above 750. Now it seems to have leveled out between 1,200 and 1,500 a day with 2,000 hits on good days. I don´t know why that is, maybe it has something to do with the fact that lately I have been posting on an almost daily basis and I managed to keep such weekly series like FLASH FRIDAY or more cult siren posts but in the meantime I will soldier on. And if you have some time drop me a comment even if it´s only to show me that it still works.

Today´s only comic book related thing is that I cast Erika Eleniak for the role Hawkgirl in my Justice League movie and you can find her part in the JLA CASTING SPECIAL BAYWATCH EDITION together with Carmen Electra.

Anyway, that enough public announcement stuff so after a rather long winded intro let´s hear it for celebrity birthday babe Erika Eleniak :

Originally posted on Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Retro babe of the week : Erika Eleniak strips on Under Siege

Time for a dive into the vault for some awsome striptease goodness courtesy of the ever so popular RETRO BABE OF THE WEEK series. Today´s contestant is playmate and Baywatch babe Erika Eleniak whose claim to movie sex icon fame is her incredibly hot striptease on UNDER SIEGE .

Erika started on Baywatch where in one of the first episodes she got into trouble because of some raunchy pictures of her that were published.

Which at that time didn´t make much sense because her breasts were rather average and only grew to the enormous size she has been known for ever since in later episodes of one of the most successful series on the planet. I bet David Hasselhoff wished he had known this before.

So Erika Eleniak became the " queen of the mountain " on Baywatch with the biggest boobs around ...... until Pamela Anderson came around.

Like Pamela Anderson she also appeared in Playboy and was the playmate of July 1989 although I´m not sure if the pictures where she wore part of a uniform much like the one she wears in her famous striptease got her the role on Under Siege. Anyway, Erika Eleniak was only the first of a decades spanning tradition of Baywatch babes who got photographed by Playboy like Vanessa Angel, Krista Allen, playmate / Penthouse pet / pornstar Teri Weigel, Jenny Mc Carthy, Jasmine Bleeth, Donna D´Erico, Kelly Monaco, Brande Roderick, Nicole Eggert , Mitzi Capture and Gina Lee Nolin among others. Most of them have been in Playboy and other men´s magazines.

Back to Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved it and she´s build like a porn star - in fact none of the other cast members of Baywatch did.

Carmen Electra is the only one who was anywhere near the success level of Pam and she also was in Playboy numerous times. A coincidence ? 

Coming back to Erika Eleniak she had some pretty hot scenes in CHASERS.

But my favorite movie with her is UNDER SIEGE. Which by the way is called ALARMSTUFE ROT ( Condition Red ) in Germany. That´s what you get when you use german words that make no sense in german - they have to come up with a different name. And that was one of the reasons why it was so difficult for me to find stuff about her until I figured out the original title.

Under Siege is one of the better Steven Seagal movies which means that his acting is not as bad as in other movies and it also has big stars like Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey and Nick Mancuso. The plot is simple but even though he only beats up smaller guys ( Did you notice that in most movies Steven Seagal only fights people who are smaller than him ? It makes it hard to take him serious. ) it´s a pretty decent action movie.

But the reason why I really like the film is of course Erika Eleniak and her sexy striptease after she comes out of a cake. She really shows some talent there which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. Ahh, the career she could have had stripping.

You can say what you want about Steven Seagal but he sure does have an eye for talent because it has been said that he included Erika Eleniak.

And if that rumor is true he has earned my eternal gratitude for giving the entire world one of the best striptease ever. And her manager who persuaded to take this part and use her stripper skills to the benefit of mankind. I bet he got something out of the deal as well. I know that if it had been me there would have been a few private sessions of rehearsing.

Of course the fabulous striptease is not the only scene where Erika struts her stuff because not only does she have wonderful breasts - she also has a tight derriere. There is also the scene in which she arrives on the ship where she steps out of the helicopter and has something on her shoe.

Erika leans forward to get it off,showing some good cleavage while all the horny sailors stand around drooling, hoping to get an eyeful. I guess they didn´t have to give the male actors much directions on this one.

She than walks past the viewer and the camera zooms in on her incredibly sculpted round and firm butt checks moving and shaking. Holy makarel !!!

Wow ! That has got to be one of the best butts in movies of all times together with sexbomb Kelly Overton working her butt crack in TEKKEN

and - of course - the spectacular Halle Berry in THE LAST BOY SCOUT .

And here´s Erika with her sexy striptease thanks to Steven Seagal who had the balls to include her in the script. I hope he at least got some.

Even if not I bet the strip was one of the scenes they had to do the most takes of. Steven probably had to relieve himself afterwards - if he didn´t get honey Erika to join him. In any case, it is Steven Seagal´s best movie and the one most liked by movie goers so in the end it was for the best.

So many happy returns Erika and thanks for the mammaries !

Today´s post has been all about a tv cult siren and playmate that I wanted to do a post about for a very long time so I thought it´s only fair that the first video is also about a telenovela icon and playmate : Aylin Mujica.

I don´t have time to go into all the details here but the 40 year old starred in MARINA ( a telenovela that helped me a great deal ) and another with possibly the best title ever SIN TETAS NO HAY PARADISO ( without tits there is no paradise ). Since last year´s Erika Eleniak post I eve managed to do one about Aylin Mujica on MARINA . Now you may think that I´m crazy writing about 40 year old tv stars but 40 is the new 24 and Aylin did a photoshoot for the mexican Playboy where she showed : she still got it.

I already posted the video from her Playboy shoot twice so here´s a new one from dance show BAILA SI PUEDES where she is one of the judges.

Since this post was about stripteases our second clip is from BAILANDO PARA UN SUENO ( Dancing for a Dream ) which is the version of Dancing with the Stars from Argentina. Only the female contestants have bigger breasts, wear less clothing and instead of dancing they are stripping.

Last year I posted a striptease by übersexbomb Belen Francese so this year it´s Cinthia Fernandez´ turn . This is the one that initially broke the internet because of it´s explicit nature and made me aware of the show. 

And speaking of natural born strippers Daje Monroe ( or is it Twerk Monroe ? I´m never sure ) has the right moves to star on the show.

A totally different show is TU CARA ME SUENA from spanish television which could be roughly translated as YOUR FACE LOOKS FAMILIAR although the spanish term " me suena " means something like making sounds or music if you take it literally. So it has kind of a double meaning since people - mostly celebrities - dress up and perform as famous singers.

Because it´s a spanish tv program and not a german one it´s an original idea and most of the performances are quite good. There is one who does an Adele performance almost better than the real thing but Today´s clip is Anna Simon with Kylie Minogue´s I CAN`T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD.

Anna Simon is another tv cult icon I wanted to do a post about for a long time but as always I haven´t gotten around to - not yet. As with Aylin Mujica I can´t explain everything about her but she´s a tv institution in Spain. I tried to find a particular clip on YouTube but since I could not find it here´s an animated GIF from one of her best shows. Ay oma, que rico !

But don´t fear here is another clip from the cult show TONTERIAS LAS JUSTAS where Anna´s boobs almost spilled out of her tight pink corsage.

A stereotype many latin women have to deal with is that most foreigners think all latinas have black hair. Just ask Sofia Vergara. Anna is a natural blonde but in one episode of OTRA MOVIDA - another comedy / news / gossip show - she wore a black wig and she looked so stunning that her male co hosts kept hitting on her for the length of the entire episode.

At the moment Anna is one of the hosts of ZAPEANDO together with Cristina Pedroche and Ana Morgade which is the trifecta of hot tv babes.

Or at least one of the trifectas since there are so many hot sexbombs on spanish tv. I really have to do a post about this one day. Anyway, I only find short clips on the internet but this one is almost 15 minutes long.

If you ask me how best to describe Ana Morgade then I would say she´s like the spanish version of Tina Fey only with a DD breast size - at least. She has a rapier wit, a great sense of humor and a body like a centerfold.

Two years ago I put a whole bunch of Ana Morgade videos here and last year three videos with massita Ximena Cordoba who´s possibly the hottest weather girl on the planet. So this year I´m posting a video of mexican Über Power Girl Ninel Conde who celebrates her 46th birthday Today and who I have cast as Zatanna in my Justice League casting .

And because of many requests here are more videos with Emanuela Botto.

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