Saturday, December 21, 2024

It's a Legion of Super - Heroes Christmas !

As Christmas comes closer and closer one tends to think about which topics one might tackle in the last few days leading up to the holidays - since you never know if you will get a chance to do a proper Christmas post - so I have decided to do the long promised Adam Hughes Legion of Super - Heroes post ( yes, this is also not the Adam Hughes post that I initially was going to make but we are slowly getting there ) although with a little twist here - as longtime followers of the blog have come to expect from me - by including the story Star Light, Star Bright, Farthest Star I See Tonight ! " by writer Paul Levitz, artist Jose Luis Garcia Lopez and inker Dick Giordano from issue 11 of the DC Super Special Series.


This is one of the few stories by Jose Luis Garcia Lopez that is still part of my comicbook collection as it is included in the second volume of the LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES : BEFORE THE DARKNESS hardcover whose main part is about THE REFLECTO SAGA and about which I reflected ( pun very much intended ) in this post . Now being that the story as well as this issue has been reprinted a few times I thought that there would be better scans available but it appears that we will have to do with these.


Okay, now we come to the part with The Legion of Super - Heroes by Adam Hughes. Or better said LEGIONNAIRES by Adam Hughes since he didn't work on the main Legion book and rather on the sister series.


Keeping in mind that LEGIONNAIRES chronicled the adventures of the younger Legion while the other Legion book was all about the grown up Legion ( there was a very complicated storyline in which the grown up Legion found a secret cave full with younger versions of themselves in suspended animation and the smart thing they did was leave it open if those were the original Legion members and all the old versions were clones that were allowed to grow old or if the young versions were the clones because that way the fans could believe the version that they were more in line with ) it was only logical to put somebody like Adam Hughes on LEGIONNAIRES since he is especially adept at drawing girls.


And I'm not saying that he would not have kicked it out of the ballpark if they had put him LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES proper because this guy can literally draw anything but he was just more suited for this book.


Now as well a fit as that may have been except for the seventh issue Adam Hughes only drew a few pages on the following issues. One of the things that prevent Adam Hughes from doing interior pages full time is that his kind of quality takes time so you either put him on a project where he can take his time to finish it or you put him on a monthly title and are content with however many pages he can produce each month.


It just takes him a lot of time to draw this which is why it is even more frustrating when he does a title with two of comicdom's hottest female characters like BETTY & VERONICA and instead of the ultimate wall to wall babefest with scorching pin up after pin up of these comicbook babes you get drawings that you could easily put in a children's book.


I mean, I didn't expect something like his work on PENTHOUSE COMIX ( which granted was not nearly as explicit as I remembered but we will come to that if I ever manage to write my post on that ) but that was just embarrassing. But I guess this is the kind of work Adam Hughes has to put out now if he doesn't want to get cancelled for drawing beautiful women in an appropriate appealing way like Milo Manara or Frank Cho.


Anyway, coming back to Adam Hughes on LEGIONNAIRES thankfully that was way before feminists and SJWs ruled the world or instead of an issue filled with nubile Legion Busenwunder in bikinis we would have gotten the politically correct bodyshaming fat women in way too tight spandex the comicbook companies are trying to ram down our throats nowadays.


Yes, that particular issue of LEGIONNNAIRES came out in 1993 so we score another point for the 90s, the " worst " decade in comicbooks.


And to demonstrate how much we as comicbook afficionados have lost since then I have included a few pages. Not all of them because that would be too easy and also because with all the pages from the following issues combined we have just around the right page count for a full post.


xmas tree

xmas stuff

xmas links

xmas videos

xmas paul


xmas mood


xmas elf


xmas lobo


xmas nora


xmas cage


xmas martians


xmas rip off


xmas alone


xmas santa


xmas slay


xmas specials


xmas holiday


xmas dalorian


xmas baywatch


xmas power girl antje utgard 44E - 27 - 38


xmas comics


xmas lingerie


xmas dami im


xmas soundtrack


xmas care


xmas cartoon


xmas message


xmas elke sommer


xmas anti


xmas schlefaz


xmas rebecca


xmas carnage


xmas gruft


xmas difference


xmas michelle


xmas history


xmas starlet


xmas star


xmas puppenkiste


since I probably can't make a new post before new years eve


xmas legion


xmas top


xmas open


xmas robot


xmas melons angela cavagna and you know that she's mega hot when her breast videos have been slapped with an age restriction bubbele


xmas shows


xmas zone


xmas thalia


Now the reason why I chose this particular episode over the others I had bookmarked ( besides it being the newest one so people probably have not seen it already ) is the appearance of the main attraction, the hot showstopper, latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Torrid tit - teaser Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men and women alike crazy with desire and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts Thalia could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her captivating curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint than latino superstar Thalia Sodi.


She also has the best - read skimpiest - and the breast stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like bootylicious Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes even ultimate wet sex dream the living 40C - 23 - 36 blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz , Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson´s ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame by comparison.

Speaking of Thalia´s stage outfits, she wore one of her best during her live performance of Amar A La Mexicana in 1997. Which were basically just two small guitars to cover her breasts and an oversized hat for her lower body. As if that wasn´t enough the hat kept riding down because of her wild and uninhibited moves and Thalia had to pull it up a few times to prevent the unveiling of her unmentionables since you can see that she was not wearing anything underneath it. You also can see her bikini tan lines which I find extremely sexy. What an absolute goddess !

Anyway, since the part with Thalia in the episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele is sadly very short I have decided to include her top five videos.

xmas dancers


xmas top 5


xmas animacion


xmas unicorn


And we couldn't start the festivities - or end the year - without a last visit from the breastest ASMR sexbomb out there ASMR Amy. Although in her case ASMR stands for Adult Squirting Marathon Relief, Absolute Sex Machine Roleplaying or Appendage Swallowing Masturbation Recreation.


But no matter which acronym you believe describes her best I wanted to add a Best Of The Breast of her bonerinducing videos from this year. Of course this includes her mindblowing Velma Dinkley Halloween cosplay video. As usual we have some overlap with stuff I posted before - since her Velma video led me to write an entire post about her - but I made sure to include some new material as well so that we have a bit of the " something old, something new, something busty, something blue " thing.


WE WANNA SCOOBY BOOB WITH YOU BABY SCOOB SCOOB DA BOOBIES

ASMR Busenwunder Amy has done it again delivering one of her breast roleplay ASMR videos just in time for Halloween. Regular blog followers may remember her boner - inducing Lara Croft roleplay video from last year around Halloween which for me is one of her breast performances.

And to show her fans how much she cares for them she even made a second part that picks up right after her first Lara Croft ASMR video where she goes totally topless letting her giant 36F ( !!! ) boobs free.

I don't know what it is about this video that makes you extra hard like unto a thing of iron but I suspect it has something to do with seeing one of your life long wet sex dreams brought to life - how she is supposed to look - by a nymphomanic ultimate men milking machine like ASMR Amy .

Because if you have seen some of her uncensored videos you know that she knows how to use her weapons of mass erection. Who wouldn't love to get a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage from ASMR Amy ?

Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.

You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her chin but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.

Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis.

Now I may be biased because of all the Zimmerman drawings of Velma Dinkley ( don't worry if the name Zimmerman isn't familiar to you we will come to that in a moment ) but for me it has always been one of great mysteries in life why Velma was always treated like she was the ugly duckling in the cartoons when she clearly had more going on for her.

I mean, if you prefer skinny girls that have more beauty than brains then Daphne is definitely the girl for you. She has a body that checks all the usual beauty types and she is not the brightest tool in the drawer and as everybody knows the dumber girls are the better they perform sexually.

Velma on the other side has superior smarts, real curves and you bet she hides some giant - sized twin torpedoes under her sweater that are at least DDs or Es. If I had to choose I would rather go on a date with Velma Dinkley especially if she looks like 36F ( !!! ) blow up sex doll ASMR Amy.

Not to spoil anything but you probably have already seen the video at this point ( And if not what's wrong with you ? Do you need a special invitation or what ? ) and there is a moment after the 11 minute mark where Velma - superbly played by ASMR Amy - is measuring the guy's dick and when she looks at the measuring tape she is clearly very impressed.

With this as a basis I would have to include a scene with ASMR Amy in the live action Velma Dinkley movie Velma And The Demon With The 1000 Tentacles ( of which he will use all to break Velma's body in order to bend her will ) where Velma and this new recruit are changing their clothes - he puts on a tuxedo while she has to wear a maid's uniform with a deep plunging cleavage that leaves nothing to the imagination - and when the guy sees Velma in her hot outfit he gets a giant erection.

Which is only natural especially if Velma has a body like ASMR Amy. Now while getting an erection upon seeing such huge knockers is a completely natural reaction it prevents him from putting on his tuxedo and they only can enter the castle where the mysterious events have been taking place together if they don't want to blow their cover. Speaking of blowing, as they can't proceed while the guy has this huge erection Velma tells him to spank the monkey but being a superior specimen at his sexual prime that is easier said than done as he is still hard after shooting three loads.

Time is of the essence if they want to catch the criminals in the act so after trying in vain to get the big boner to calm down with a handjob Velma has to swallow the bitter pill or better swallow the throbbing schlong and use her superior deepthroat skills to get the guy to squirt.

Which happens quite quickly but the more Velma sucks the lucky guy's stiff schlong the bigger and harder his erection gets ( and having her giant breasts in full sight all the time doesn't exactly help matters ) so that after making him cum half a dozen times Velma realizes she has to get serious so she uses her patented double breasted tit - fucking dick massage techniques on the guy. Which would work on any other guy but because of his obsession with big breasted nympho sluts he instantly gets hard again as soon as he sees her boobs squeezing his dick like there's no Tomorrow so that in the end Velma has no other choice but to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute and slamfuck his schlong into submission.

After a three hour long penetration sensation marathon where Velma merciless milks the man's huge cock dry to the last drop until he can't get it up anymore and makes the guy squirt like a fire hose so many times that even she loses count they finally gain access to the castle.

As is to be expected Velma has to fend off dozens of horny drunk party guests who fondle her breasts and try to dicktame her ( one of them Velma believes to be dressed up as the Frankenstein monster but it is indeed the genuine article who has crashed the party and upon seeing Velma's giant sized XXL boobs almost popping out of the deep cleavage of her french maid uniform decides to give her a test run as his new bride which is why he takes such a toll on Velma because Victor Von Frankenstein gave him the cock of a breeding stallion ) and the criminals almost get away but in the end they are caught and brought to justice.

I think this would be a good scenario for an adult Velma movie and ASMR Amy would be great in that role especially in the scenes where she has to massage the guy's dick with her huge melons because her titanic twin torpedoes were just made ( quite literal since she got special 36F porn implants ) for pumping hard dicks dry and when she has to ride the guy like a breeding stallion during insemination month because as a former pornstar she knows all the positions to make guys squirt like crazy and as the film director I would have to insist that she does at least two dozen.

Not all of them would end up in the movie - naturally - but I would put a special clause in her contract that she has to do them anyway and as the acting stunt cock and resident ejaculation double I would make sure that we get the best shot of her when she spreads her legs as wide as I have seen her do it in her OnlyFans videos and to properly slambang her silly.

I mean, who would not seize the opportunity to live out all his Velma Dinkley sex phantasies with an absolute men milking machine like Amy ?


Velma is one horny BILF one hopes to get trapped in an elevator with.

If you wonder what the heck a BILF is I can tell you that the letter " B " stands for " bookworm " and I´m sure you can figure it out on your own.


Speaking of ultimate blow up sex bombs apt for a doggy style dicktaming weekend, coming back to Busenwunder ASMR Amy here are her videos which will hopefully help you to survive the holidays with your family.


xmas traditions


xmas pedroche


xmas navidad


bonus movies


xmas banner

xmas quote of the day