It´s a Giant - Size Thursday with Gil Kane !

I should try to get some rest since I haven´t slept since Sunday but as it´s Gil Kane´s birthday I am waiting with it until the main part is on the blog.

Since this is a special occasion I decided to go with Gil Kane´s GIANT - SIZE covers but of course I have omitted a few since that would be an unusually long post and also because I didn´t like some of them. There, I said it. Anyway, there are only a few post left to do with all the covers I have pre - selected but of course there is a lot of other Gil Kane stuff still to post. So don´t worry that I´ll run out of material of this comic master. 

According to blogger this is my 850th post and this is really not how I had envisioned it. What I had in mind was another special Best Of The Best post but things don´t always work out the way we planned it. So now that this post has lain unfinished for over a week let´s wrap things up.

Today´s first celebrity birthday is Diora " Double Dee " Baird who turns 34.

I have to admit that so far I haven´t seen any of her movies but I know of her - mostly because of her impressive 37E double airbags - which was the main reason that I cast her as the REAL Batgirl, the original Barbara Gordon Batgirl in my first Casting the Justice League of America movie post .

Since this is a Marvel themed post it´s only fitting that our next candidate is Paul Rudd who celebrates his 48th birthday since he plays the Scott Lang Ant Man. He also played Desmond Fellows on Veronica Mars with bikini 34D siren Charisma Carpenter best known as Cordelia on ANGEL.

One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.

In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn !

We are staying with incredibly hot women a bit longer as famous soft sex / erotic movie / b - movie cult siren Mia Zottoli turns 49. So far I haven´t managed to do a full post on her and it looks like this won´t change soon.

The month of April really has a lot of hot sexbombs that celebrate their birthday that month and with Krista Allen, Mia Zottoli and Nikki Fritz ( who celebrates her birthday Tomorrow ) this was always an extra busy time for me checking all the links back when I had my old boob blog.

This is almost like the trifecta of erotic actresses but not quite as my top three erotic actresses are Nikki Fritz, Mia Zottoli and Shauna OBrien - in that particular order. Too bad nobody ever made a movie with all three.

Back to our cult siren of the day, since I still hope to give Mia Zottoli a solo post at some point I´m not going to put everything from my old post here. If you watch b - movies you have probably seen her in some movies and if you watch erotic movies chances are very high you have seen her take her clothes off. She had some breast surgery early in her career from which she benefitted greatly as you can see in her best best movies which are The Mummy´s Kiss, Fast Lane to Las Vegas and Sinful Temptations.

Especially the last one is my favorite Mia Zottoli movie not only because she´s in her best physical condition in this one but also because it has a lot of nude scenes with her in such a relatively short film. So check out her movies - if you haven´t yet - and for Mia Zottoli : many happy returns, as always good luck, stay strong, healthy and thanks for the mammaries !

Speaking of that part of the female anatomy Mark Strickson celebrates his 58th birthday who had the luck of playing Turlough on Doctor Who at the same time that Janet Fielding returned as Tegan in her boob tube outfit.

But Mark even managed to top that by getting his hands on possibly the hottest Doctor Who companion ever - Peri played by Nicola Bryant.



Which brings us directly to our next video. While I usually would look for a video or a trailer with Turlough I think it might be more interesting for my readers to see a few bits of original footage from other actors who were considered for the role of the space hopping timelord but turned it down.



We continue with cult sci fi franchises although we make the journey from Great Britain to Amerika as Billy Dee Williams turns 80. The charismatic actor who played Harvey Dent in the Michael Keaton Batman movies was also in a Defenders series and a Nighthawks series - which naturally had nothing to do with the Marvel characters of the same name - but he is of course best known as Lando Calrissian in the original Star Wars movies.

I have finally managed to get the third hardcover omnibus of Marvel´s original Star Wars series but so far I haven´t had the time to start reading them. Maybe when the course I´m doing for the jobcenter is over I can get to it so there might be more Star Wars comics content on the blog. 

We continue with Ingo Insterburg, one of the founding members of the german comedy quartett Insterburg & Co who has achieved the ripe age of 83 Today. To people of my generation you don´t have to explain who he is : besides being part of the german kabarett bedrock he has appeared in four movies and written several books. He is famous for playing countless instruments among them many strange ones he invented himself often made out of kitchen appliances like a saxophone he built out of a waste water tube. Since this is the second year in a row that he has graced this section and this is my last Insterburg & Co video he won´t return in 2018.



So far I haven´t had a lot of videos for the birthday candidates - and it was especially frustrating to try and find a video for Mia Zottoli or the other hot sexbombs from my alltime favorites like Nikki Fritz or Shauna O´Brien as an alternative - so I am including a few videos that are not specific to any particular theme or that have been bookmarked for ages. One of those is Kaliman - El Hombre Increible. I don´t know when I will get the chance to write about Kaliman again - especially since I really don´t know that much about Mexico´s most famous hero - and the best part about the film is getting to hear the main villain swear in german.



Apropos german, I´m always trying to include more videos for my german readers so here is a review of Chris Ware´s Jimmy Corrigan by literary critic Denis Scheck which is one of the books on my to read bucket list.



I wanted to end the post with a video about Gil Kane so here is DC Nation´s Sword Of The Atom. Sadly they didn´t even try to emulate Gil Kane´s art style and I could not find a video on YouTube with the full cartoon so you will have to go through the various chapters one by one.



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Subzero´s newest problems with blogging

Well, as I have mentioned before for a few days now my old media player is making screenshots again which is something I have been busy with .

Because so far I always had to rely on pictures somebody else has done and posted on the internet. Which is no problem - as long as you find what you´re looking for. But it DOES get more difficult when you can´t find what you´re looking for on the internet because it´s either a very obscure thing / person or something other people might not know.

Well, now I can make a screenshot of that particular person or movie or scene and even though the size and quality of the picture depends on the size and quality of the clip it IS doable ( if I have a clip of the scene ).

 Like with Stella Getz smash hit TA - DI - DI - BOOM which came out in 1996 but which was impossible to find for a long time. She had a much bigger hit with FRIENDS so that was what she was known for in Germany and her video for Ta - Di - Di - Boom was only once shown on the show NACHTSCHICHT which showed uncensored music videos after midnight.

Now Stella wasn´t naked or anything in the music video but I guess they didn´t show the video on regular music television because she had squeezed her still considerably big talents into  a push up that was at least two sizes too small. She also had tied her shirt under which gave them much needed support since she was shoving them in your face.

Well, I guess Busenwunder Stella had just too much bouncing action going on for der german television which probably was her way to get rid of her girlie image by pushing her boobs almost up to her chin. And before you ask, yes, she was already 19 years old when the music video was shot.

The thing is that back when I had my old boob blog ( I really should have copyrighted that name ) I wanted to do a post on this with the full works : pictures, music video and download link. Now that I have some material I can´t use it since that´s not what this blog is about. Mind you, the video is still not watchable on YouTube from Germany because the GEMA tells me " it might contain music. " Well, D´ uh you moron. It´s a music video. What do you think ? But I have to calm myself before I really get riled up.



I found it on MyVideo but for some strange reason there´s no embedding code anymore. Just at the end of last month I put a video by Udo Jürgens on the blog but now they seem to have disabled that function. Figures !

Coming back to blogging and finally being able to do some screenshots the downside is that with all things this option is a double edged sword.

On one side I can finally put up pictures of all the neglected or forgotten cult sirens out there who bare it all ( so to speak ) to turn unbearable dreck into fun trash and who never get top billing or any awards. I can finally write about Erika Eleniak and post pictures from UNDER SIEGE.

Because so far all the pictures and stills I found on the internet were with her breasts exposed or at least some nippleage so posting them was risky.

But now that I can make my own screenshots I can show the scenes I find best which may often be some cleavage instead of full frontal nudity.

 

Not that there´s anything wrong with that if it´s done tasteful.

But the thing is that now I have a choice. I get to make the decision and I can pick the right moment so that you can see a little bit of nudity but in a tasteful manner and without making this an ADULTS ONLY blog.

Now the downside to it all is of course as they say the agony of choice .

Because picking the right moment is not as easy as it sounds at first and one of the reasons why I didn´t post the last days ( this post for instance should have been up Yesterday ) is that I was busy with finding the right pictures and figuring out exactly where to add them. Thanks to the good fortune of finding VULCAN, SON OF JUPITER - which is in public domain so no copyright infringements here - online, although in a very low quality, I made some screenshots of Bella Cortez ( among a few other sexy screen seductresses from other clips ) and ended up with more than I bargained for. In the case of Bella Cortez it was too many and it was no easy task to narrow it down to only five, at least if I use that many for this post.

It´s a difficult question. Which moment from a certain clip do you pick ?

It´s easier if you can add a clip from YouTube, but you also want to add a picture just in case the video is taken down, which is not an uncommon thing to happen. So you also want to add a picture - just for emergencies.

Or more than one picture. Which would be easier to do in form of a GIF but first of all, I don´t know how to make them. There have been some cases in the past where I posted more than one picture from a scene on one of my posts and later found an animated GIF picture on the internet.

Now don´t get me wrong. I have no problem with that. First of all I find all of the pictures I use on the blog somewhere else ( although I DO cut them or polish them up now and then ) and I would be really delighted if someone took these pictures and used them to make a GIF picture of it .

The problem is that even if somebody does I still can´t use it on the blog. WOW, it seems I can use GIFs on the blog. Hello, Fräulein Biedermann !

Is this a new thing ? Because up to now blogger didn´t do it. Maybe it´s the new browser. In any case I now will probably go back and put those GIFs I couldn´t put on the blog before in the posts. If I can remember where I put up links. It seems ( and I have tested this a bit over the last few days ) that after posting pictures of screenshots there are GIFs on google+ which I can use. Now I don´t know if there´s somebody on the internet who does this or if that´s an automatic function of blogger.

I also don´t know how many pictures can be used to make a GIF and how many are too many. This will need some work but at least now I might be able to put my favorite scenes on the blog like Julie DuPage on the french tv show EXTREME LIMITE ( it was called Die Draufgänger in Germany which means The Daredevils, but then another show got the same title and whenever you look for it on amazon you only find the wrong one ) who didn´t have very big breasts but boy, did she know how to squeeze ´em right. I bet Mutenroshi would be beyond himself and when I saw this I instantly knew which part would fit perfectly between Julie´s funbags.

Ah, that´s what I call poetry in motion, guys. Merci beaucoup, Julie !

Still , I should not complain too much since the possibility to do my own screenshots does come in handy for the occasional wardrobe malfunction.

Or the quick peek at paradise in all its splendor that´s just there for a nanosecond and which too often in life is easily missed or overlooked.

I think the most difficult thing for me will be to show some restraint and only use this in moderation - which for this post is obviously tOO late.

So come on Sonya, show me how you always get another season of TALK TALK TALK financed by the chairman of the german television board.

Okay, maybe that´s really just some nasty gossip that´s going round but she really has some skills. Here´s another look at that hot massita !

I also have to be careful with the GIFs not to overdo it. Because the files are pretty big and I don´t want to run out of space for posting pictures. Right now I´m still figuring out how to use this in a comic related function ( I thought about posting a GIF of various covers but somehow this might get too distracting when you´re reading and I haven´t tried if this works yet ) but to tell you the truth I´m really excited. This could really work.

Since we had a boatload of sexy women on this rather different post ( in fact there were also hot sexbombs Tatyana Ali, Nia Long, Letoya Luckett and Kenya Moore included but to shorten this I put them into a post of their own ) and if I tried to include videos of them all this post would never end. But before this the gods have put YouTube which doesn´t have any of the good stuff and surely no nude clips so nothing from Erika Eleniak or Joyce Hyser anyway. I have found a few videos though.

The first one is with Germany´s mega MILF, Sonya Kraus in her blue dress. The highlight is of course the scene I used for two of the GIFs.



Speaking of the GIFs and german sexbombs, another one is Jeanette Biedermann and here´s the part of CALLGIRL UNDERCOVER I used. I´m also including it because it´s not only the best part of the movie but also the only that´s wort seeing. Really, if you have seen this you can skip the rest of the movie and save one hour and a half of your lifespan.



So this was the part with the hot sexbomben but now for something completely different : our first one is kind of a taste for our next post about a rather forgotten masterpiece ( more or less ) of cinema called VULCAN, SON OF JUPITER. I got the idea while looking for the original 300 movie which Terry Hooper mentioned in one of his posts. I didn´t find the movie but I found the VULCAN film as well as THE 300 SPARTANS trailer.



I also want to include a rather odd one which I found rather recently of KALIMAN which all the gringos probably don´t know. He´s a mexican comic book hero, whom narrates stories that take place in exotic places and he´s very famous across Latin America. He was created by Rafael Cutberto Navarro and Modesto Vázquez González. There also were Kaliman comic books which depicted the adventures of Kaliman and his young companion Solín, an egyptian boy who is descended from Pharaohs.

Kaliman had his own radio show since 1963, for 26 years, it never failed to be printed every week without interruption, it printed 1351 copies, which featured adventures that took place on exotic sites. The comic book was born due to the huge success of the radio show of the same name. In 1965 it leaped into history reaching its highest popularity.



And with our last video we continue the 80s cartoon shows I don´t know. Originally I wanted to post something from VISIONARIES but since I could not find any full episodes from the show here´s JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS instead. At least this one goes almost one and a half hour.



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