Showing posts with label Tera Patrick. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Brute barbarians, Banners and Batarangs

Today would have been 76th birthday so I wanted to dedicate a post to one of the artists whose work in comic books I have enjoyed the most.


I´m talking of course about Ernie Chan - often credited as Ernie Chua at the beginning of his career - who for me is THE definite inker of John Buscema on CONAN. Big John has had many talented inkers during the course of his career and while I think Tom Palmer was the best on his AVENGERS issues on CONAN the two fisted combo of John Buscema´s pencils and Ernie Chan´s inks is just the best without competition.


I blame my uncle. When I was still a young teenager going to Realschule ( class of 1984 ) I had an uncle who was a G. I. And on one of his visits he brought a big stack of US comic books. Longtime readers have possibly heard that story before and in this stack was the first AVENGERS comic I saw with the Vision ( issue 81 by John Buscema and Tom Palmer ) but the bulk of it were issues of CONAN by John Buscema and Ernie Chan.


Now if those would have been just some scattered issues of CONAN who knows what might have happened ? I may as well just read them to go to other comic stuff. But luckily - or not depending of how you stand on the subject of reading comics - most of the issues were in chronological order and so I was thrown smackdab into one of the most sweeping sagas in which Conan hooks up with Belit, the fearless Pirate Queen of the Black Coast and Zula, the nubian magician warrior to go up against the evil wizard Toth Amon. Somewhere along the lines he also tangles with the Tarzan analogue Amra and takes up his mantle after Amra´s death.


Some people didn´t like the inclusion of Zula, the last of the Zamballahs who apprenticed in the Kheshatta, the fabled city of magicians but he and Conan made a good team. It reminded me a bit of another favorite story of the CONAN comic book, the two parter in which Conan teams up with Michael Moorcock´s Elric of Melnibode which was beautiful drawn by Barry Windsor Smith. There are also those who think Roy Thomas took too long to tell the story of Belit but I was just happy to be along for the ride since this story had it all : evil wizards, snake monsters with human heads, crocodiles, black lions and other jungle beasts, beautiful women, pirates and even giant birds like in J. R. R. Tolkien´s LORD OF THE RINGS books.


Plus with Conan and Belit as a semi stable couple you had almost a steady cast which was what I preferred instead of the succession of rotating female companions Conan had before this who seldom made it to the end of the adventure, in some cases not even to the final pages of the issue.


Like I said before, those issues ruined me for CONAN and it´s one of the reasons why I never could enjoy the new CONAN series from Dark Horse. Because once you see Conan by John Buscema and Ernie Chan that´s it.


That´s the gold standard. And very few come even close. I bought most of these issues when they were re - printed in Spain by Planeta DeAgostini because I wanted to read them in some form and currently there is no paperback available where you get this material with good coloring. Dark Horse started out strong re - coloring the old issues and I bought the first trades with John Buscema´s issues but after the first few volumes they somehow lost interest or didn´t want to put as much work into it or the guy who did this had an accident and his drunk assistant had to make them - I don´t know what happened - put suddenly all the trades looked like crap. Muddy coloring, bad reproduction and overall such poor quality that the color in the old issues is ten times better. Maybe there will be an Epic Collection of these Conan issues in the future as there are no Marvel Masterworks but for the moment I´ll have to stick to my spanish issues. 


Ernie Chan has really been a mainstay on CONAN for literally decades as he started on the book when it was still in double digits and I just recently bought two chronicle editions from Dark Horse at an online comic shop at a bargain price - number 22 and 23 - which collect issues 168 to 181 and there are still issues where he does the inks or pencils. He also was a big contributor to THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN magazine which is coming out now in the ESSENTIAL format and the KING CONAN spin off series.

Now although you won´t find much about it on wikipedia ( in fact it is not even included in the bibliography ) one of his best runs as an inker was another Marvel title, THE INCREDIBLE HULK where he inked Sal Buscema from issue 210 and 212 and 214 to 220 with issue 213 being inked by Tom Palmer. He also worked on the covers for issues 222 to 224 and 226 .


This is one of my all time favorite periods from the title and keeping in mind for how many decades I have followed the title that is saying quite much. For longtime readers this is nothing new as I have already written about it in various posts where I speculated which issues I would put into a hardcover collection ( I mean they put the Heart Of The Atom story into a premiere edition, why not do the same with one of their best Hulk sagas ? ), paid Tribute to Bronze Age giant Sal Buscema or analyzed in detail which pages were cut or changed in my french issues of GAMMA .


Now unlike CONAN the INCREDIBLE HULK is coming out in the MARVEL MASTERWORK format but when you look at the speed at which Marvel is putting them out I don´t know if I will live long enough to see them ever collected. Let´s face it, volume 9 came out in Mai 2015 and we have to wait for the next volume until the end of August this year. Okay, volume 9 includes issues 157 to 170 and volume 10 issues 171 to 183. If you project this ratio of about 13 issues per volume forward volume 11 which would come out at the end of 2017 would include issues 184 to 196 which would collect the first three issues of Sal Buscema´s run of the book and volume 12 which would come out somewhen early 2019 would have issues 197 to 209. Then we have volume 13 which would finally collect issues 210 to 222 provided there are no specials, annuals or issues from other series in it because the story warrants it. And with that we would be in 2020. IF Marvel continues putting them out at the same pace and doesn´t stop like with other titles where up to ten years elapsed before the next volume. 


And the chance of finding all the INCREDIBLE HULK issues by Ernie Chan in one volume of MARVEL MASTERWORK is highly unlikely as Marvel has a history of breaking great runs into at least two parts so they can sell more books. The only line where they have now repeatedly gone against that policy is in their Epic Collection line where they have collected entire runs into single volumes occasionally breaking it up into three or more trades if the runs were too long to include it into a single volume. But even there the selection of issues has sometimes been strange keeping in mind how they have skipped around trade collections that are no longer in print like the HULK VISIONARIES - PETER DAVID. On the other hand you have John Romita Jr´s DAREDEVIL and Alan Davis´ EXCALIBUR where big chunks of those series are made available to the larger public for the first time.


So I´m not holding my breath waiting on that hardcover and until Disney finally wises up - how come such a money grubbing company still lets it´s best material rot in reprint limbo ? - I have to also read those issues in the spanish reprints which came out in the BIBLIOTECA MARVEL series. Oh, and of course volume 6 of the HULK ESSENTIALS which is the best.


Now before we come to the usual selection of original cover artwork from various Marvel and DC titles Ernie Chan worked on during the course of his long career there is one corner of the DC universe worth mentioning.


Long before I ever laid eyes on an issue of CONAN THE BARBARIAN Ernie Chan´s worked graced the covers and interiors of many issues of BATMAN or DETECTIVE COMICS which I read in the german issues of BATMAN SONDERHEFT, BATMAN TASCHENBUCH or BATMAN SUPERBAND by Ehapa.


He drew one of the most memorable Batman who was build like a raging bull. You could believe that he could wipe out crime just by wrestling it to the ground. He looked like he could easily beat up the Hulk. And speaking of memorable Batman he drew the final issue to one of the greatest Batman sagas of all time - Aparo´s Bat Murder - DETECTIVE COMICS 448. 


So once again it is time to wrap things up but not before adding a few more pieces of great artwork by Ernie Chan. Thanks for the memories.


Since I haven´t posted since Sunday ( I´m still trying to finish the Kelley Jones posts ) there are all the celebrity birthdays of this week to cover which from Monday, July the 25th is just one important one, the 40th birthday of Penthouse Pet Of The Month in February 2000 Tera Patrick.


You may recall me mentioning her as I erroneously thought her birthday to be on the 20th of April. I then promised to do a proper post on her real birthday or at least mention her since I had all necessary things lined up. I wanted to write about casting her as Psylocke which a lot of people agree to as the 36E sexbomb is an exotic mix of Thai, English, Irish and Dutch.


Well, as usual thing didn´t work out. Maybe I can do a post next year.  


Now we have much more candidates for Yesterday, Tuesday the July 26th like Kate Beckinsale who turns 43. I have to say I´m on the fence with her as she starred in some of the worst movies ever like the Underworld series ( which was done much better in the Chastity comics from Chaos Comics, and really a war between vampires and werewolves is so cliche I guess people just wanted to see Kate in skintight leather ) or the new version of Total Recall but also one of my favorite ones : Van Helsing.


Jason Statham has been in everything from the Crank movies to the Transporter series, the Expendable movies to Fast And The Furious so I won´t even try to list all the high points of his career. In the Expendables hot Charisma Carpenter also plays a part but since I have just mentioned her on the blog - and since she will be in at least one of my prewritten posts - I just want to wish Jason a happy 49th anniversary. Sandra Bullock turned 52 and I actually bookmarked a video with her and Tom Hanks.



Kevin Spacey celebrated his 57th birthday and I still haven´t got around to watch his show House of Cards. He has quite the range as an actor from playing Lex Luthor in one of the worst Superman movies ever Superman Returns to such great movies like The Life Of David Gale, The Shipping News or American Beauty. My tip for overlooked gem is K - PAX and if you want to see him in one of his earliest roles check out See No Evil Hear No Evil. Joan Severance´s shower scene is worth the price of admission.


Danny Bilson turned 60 and the name might sound familiar - to people from my generation - since he was one of the writers on The Sentinel and other comic related tv shows like Viper and the 90s Human Target and The Flash. I did a bit of research and while the pilot episode I posted in a previous post was never aired there was indeed a 90s Human Target.


I totally forgot that I had this video bookmarked when Brian May had his birthday because I was only thinking about the Flash tribute video by Queen which I´m holding onto until I can post it in one of my FLASH FRIDAY posts but Roger Taylor´s 67th birthday is the right opportunity to rectify this oversight. Maybe he and Brian May can share this serenade.



Now I knew that Helen Mirren who celebrated her 71st birthday still looks good for her age as I had seen her in the Red movies and Calendar Girls where she goes topless but when I was looking for pics of her and kept finding ones from Jennifer Lawrence I was stumped. Even more so when I found out that this was not Jennifer Lawrence at all but Helen Mirren in her first movie Herostratus. Is she Jennifer Lawrence´s secret mother ?


I guess Mick Jagger never expected to turn 73 with the lifestyle he had but I´m glad he did for all the great music - and music videos - he did on his own or as part of the Rolling Stones. Since it´s impossible to pick just one video here´s a GIF of ravishing Anita Morris from She Was Hot. She was a real life Jessica Rabbit before there even was a Jessica Rabbit !


We start our dearly departed section from Yesterday with Stanley Kubrick, a real cineastic visionary who gave us many cult movies like Stephen King´s The Shining, including 2001 which was adapted by none other than the great Jack Kirby. I don´t think the material has ever been reprinted which is a shame, not only because of Jack Kirby´s artwork but because it is within these pages that Machine Man a.k.a. X - 51 first appeared.


Our next In Memoriam birthday also is from the science fiction genre as Aldous Huxley´s Brave New World is one of the classic you have to read in school. At least in Germany. Last but not least I have to mention another famous writer, George Bernard Shaw alone for the fact that he wrote a play called Man And Superman which was not about a strange visitor from Krypton. Shaw has written more than sixty plays among them Pygmalion best known under the name of the musical adaption My Fair Lady. I had the celebrity birthdays of Today following but because those included Monique Sluyter that part got too long and I gave it a post of its own


I must have at least one video that relates to the comic content of the post and since Ernie Chan worked on The Incredible Hulk here is another video from NerdSync about the real origin of the Hulk´s real name.



Despite having so many birthdays in this post I have been holding back with the videos so I can include one about comics for my german readers.



As a another callback to an earlier post here is the animated Animal Farm movie which I could fit into the post on George Orwell´s birthday.



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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

By George ! Legion of Three Worlds issue 4

In honor of Tom Welling´s 39th birthday we continue with THE best Legion series written by Geoff Johns and graphically adapted ( you can´t say he drew it, that is like saying Mozart played the piano ) by George Perez.


But before we come to the penultimate chapter in this saga there´s one I have to mention. You might have noticed that a post appeared Yesterday titled MY BIG YAYA HAN POST which has strangely vanished from the blog.

A few days ago I noticed that I totally forgot that this month TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN celebrated it´s 10th anniversary. That right, ten years ago on the 11th of April 2006 I started this whole shinding, back then just a little blog with no links, no animated GIFs, no videos, just a man and his dream. Or his frustration about german comic message boards. That depends on how you want to see it. Well, with all the stuff that has been happening lately it´s no wonder I forgot about this big day. Nevertheless I thought about the best way to celebrate this grand occasion and after I considered what my readers would like me to do and then going in a completely direction and thinking about what I would like to do, which posts I have putting on hold the longest and which could fit this occassion there was one one possible answer : to finally do MY BIG YAYA HAN POST.


But as readers know I can get a little carried away when I write about the queen of cosplay so I knew I could not tackle the subject right away and would have to write the post over a couple of days or even weeks with many cold showers in - between. So doing the post was already a given it was only a matter of time. Which brings us to Yesterday when the post first emerged. I was finishing up my two posts about the alternates for my JLA CASTING CALL series and was going to all my bookmarks to see which links and videos I could add. And because I don´t like to do things twice I put all the links and videos on Yaya Han in a post. Of course I could not finish the post Yesterday so I put it in the draft folder. I will be working on the post over the next weeks but it will not go online until I have finished it. And it´s high time to do this post because Yaya keeps coming up with new costumes so the ones I selected begin to look old.


Since it is impossible to do a recap of everything that has happened in the first three issues and do it justice we´ll just continue with the story in progress and if you have missed out on our previous installments here are the links for issue 1 , issue 2 and issue 3 . This time around we have plenty of inked black and white pages so fans of original artwork rejoice.


And now you know why I didn´t call this post TIME TRAPPING TUESDAY, I didn´t want to spoil the surprise cliffhangers. Do writers still do them ?

Anyway, there´s only one issue to go and like in STAR WARS - REVENGE OF THE SITH the question is how are they going to fit it all in ? Before we come to the obligatory birthday roll call with the links and videos I have to mention Tera Patrick who I wanted to include in the post I was planning to do on the 20th this month. One of the good things about my old boob blog is that there are a lot of birthday posts on hot babes and even if I don´t do a solo post on all of them like for Demi Moore, Erika Eleniak or Markie Post I try to at least mention in a short part them when there is a reason.


That´s the good part, sometimes I just have to copy paste. Of course with Tera Patrick who works in porn most of the stuff I posted is not appropriate for this blog so I went through all my old files to see what was left that was still safe to post. Turns out almost nothing on the laptop.

So I went to the internet and waded through the plethora of pictures you can find there to look for the rare ones which look classy and hot and are okay to put on the blog. I also scoured through ll the pictures of Psylocke since she is very often cast in that role by fans on the internet - being hot and of asian descend. All things considered I had all my bases covered.


Then I returned to the internet to find out how old she will be and found out that her birthday is on the 25th of July and not on the 20th of April.

Somehow I messed up the date when I did my first post on her and I never double checked it so the mistake was carried on every year. Talk about wasting a good day on that. And it´s on the day of my patron saint of all days. Well, the good thing is that when the day comes - and if I manage to make a post around that time - I have all things already lined up.

Okay, coming from women who´s birthday is not Today to the women celebrating an actual birthday our youngest one is Emily Wickersham. The 32 year old is best known as special agent Eleanor Bishop on tv hit NCIS. 


Very apropos she is the newest addition to the crack investigation team or like Anthony Dinozzo would say the " bambina ". On the show she´s always very buttoned up even though she has a lot more to offer.


Our next candidate also stars in a hit tv show, Stana Katic who turns 38 Today. This is one of those cases of " copy paste " I mentioned earlier because I did quite a few posts on her. Stana doesn´t fall into my usual type of women since I´m more of a boobs man but this woman has legs up to her chin and she could have made a fortune as a stripper. I didn´t find the GIF from CASTLE I was looking for but here are a few nice ones.


Stana also starred in THE LIBRARIAN - CURSE OF THE JUDAS CHALICE which is one of my guilty pleasures. What can I say ? I´m one of the people who actually watches these films. Sometimes there is just nothing better on tv and for an Indiana Jones rip - off I find them entertaining. To tell you the truth I would have watched the last one just to see Stana.


Here in Germany they are on a hiatus on new CASTLE episodes which my Mom finds great because since Rick and Kate got married the show has become " too ridiculous " for her. One character who has grown quite nicely on the show is Molly Quinn who plays Alexis on the show. The other day I was looking for clips from the episode where they pretend to be in the 70s and Tamala Jones is wearing a Pam Greer outfit but all I could find were scenes with Molly as a hot hippie. Should I be concerned about that ?


I don´t have to explain 40 year old Emily Booth to my british readers because she hosted a bevy of tv shows in the UK, from shows about gaming ( which is one of the reason why she´s well known to pop culture enthusiasts ) to morning shows and game shows. She also starred in a few movies, best known among them Quentin Tarantino´s Grindhouse. She´s the official poster girl for GoreZone Magazine, a supporter of the Classic Horror Campaign and the face of the Horror Channel since 2007. 


Today we really have two sections in the birthdays, first hot women who are on tv and then guys who have something to do with music videos. Our first candidate is Roger Taylor, the drummer for a band I´m very familiar with Duran Duran who turns 56 and is not to be confused with the Roger Taylor who is the drummer for Queen. There are a few songs I instantly associate with Duran Duran and Today I have chosen Wild Boys because this was never shown in full length on german tv when I was a teenager.



I already mentioned that the reason why a lot of music videos were not shown in full - if they were shown at all - in Germany was that before the advent of music channels like Mtv and viva tv shows that showed music videos were produced in the very catholic bavarian tv studios who for some reason were hellbent on getting every tv youth show under their control. Probably to control it. Anyway, they often censored music videos they deemed too raunchy and many female pop stars had to do live appearances because of that. In the case of Sabrina Salerno that ploy backfired because they hadn´t counted on her patented bouncing action which made her live appearance hotter than the actual music video.


One of these shows was Formel Eins which is still kind of around since the company who has the copyright to the name still puts out CDs. The best host on the show was Ingolf Lück who has his 58th anniversary Today.



Another name that is tied to my generations collective musical knowledge is 75 year old Giorgo Moroder one of the big names in electronic music who wrote such hits for Donna Summer like Hot Stuff, On The Radio and I Feel Love . His works on movies like Top Gun, Flashdance and Midnight Express has earned him the Music Oscars and he´s still working Today with the greats of the music industry like Kylie Minogue although to Today´s kids he´s probably best known for his musical contributions to games like Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto : Liberty City Stories, Grand Theft Auto : Vice City Stories and Scarface : The World Is Yours.  



Our last candidate in the music category is Duane Eddy who has his 78th birthday. He´s most famous for the theme of the tv show Peter Gunn.



Although I was not aware of this and the first time I heard the song was the version Art Of Noise recorded in 1986 which won them a Grammy.



After all the babes and music here´s something for the mind : austrian - british philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein who was also born on this day.



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