Thursday, July 12, 2018

A Comics Titan Thursday with Jordi Bernet !

I know that you probably expected a John Byrne birthday post at this point since I usually try to bring a bit of variety to this blog but that still needs a little work and I already have all the pieces selected for this one.

Also I promised to do this in my first homage post for Jordi Bernet - which I posted before his actual birthday - which was four weeks ago so it´s about time to wrap this up. I have enough unfinished stuff on the blog as it is. For those who came in late check the first post for my rants about Jordi Bernet´s art which includes the more risky stuff which means a lot of hot women while in this post we have more action adventure for boys that includes his western series and a lot of noir stuff from TORPEDO 1936.

Because this is the umptenth post about my paisano Jordi Bernet I don´t have any links so we go right to the noteworthy birthdays I missed since my last birthday and we start with the aforementioned John Byrne who turned 68 on the 6th of July. About whom I had more to say than I thought so I decided to put it all in a spin off since this post is long enough as it is.

On July the 8th Jaden Smith, son of Hollywood star Will Smith celebrated his 20th birthday and I´m sure with all the good things in his life he still curses because he was still a minor when he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite Taraji P Henson. You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Can you believe she was 45 ?

I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.  

Also on July the 8th Rocky Caroll turned 55 and he´s best known as NCSI Director Vance who took over after the demise of his predecessor Jenny Shepard played by Lauren Holly whom you might know from her parts on Dumb & Dumber, Down Periscope but most of all Picket Fences as her appearance in a bikini is the predominant one among her animated GIFs.

Which is probably the reason why the series still is at a premium price. But don´t despair, for all the poor wretches like me there is still the 2010 drama The Final Storm where Holly shows she still has a banging body

Zachi Noy celebrated his 65th birthday and he´s pretty famous in Germany - at least for people of my generation for starring in the erotic comedies EIS AM STIEL ( Lemon Popsicle in english ) which had like a dozen or so sequels and also gave german Busenwunder Sibylle Rauch a big career boost. She starred in a lot of erotic movies but the EIS AM STIEL movies were the most watched at that time. They follow a trio of friends on a quest to loose their virginity and as usual hijinks and breasts ensue.

Sibylle used that popularity to further her film career and start as a singer ( this was the time when megabusty singers like Sabrina Salerno, Danuta, Angela Cavagna, Fanny Cadeo or Samantha Fox became big stars thanks to the predominance of music videos ). She later became one of the most successful porn stars with one of the biggest german porn companies and her sales records breaking movie BORN TO LOVE even guest starred british porn superstar Sarah Louise Young . But Sibylle topped the success of this megaseller with SISTERS IN LOVE where her sister Sylvie Rauch appeared.

Sybille was the publisher - as well as the face and boobs - of the german HUSTLER magazine from 1992 till 1995. She did a lot of cocaine and I thought she died in 1997 but apparently she survived her suicide attempt.

On July the 10th we come to Russ Meyer muse Tura Satana and I did a cult siren post for her in 2011 which I re - posted in 2016 which is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

Sadly Debbe Dunning who turned 52 on July the 11th never starred in a Russ Meyer movie despite having the body for it. Nevertheless I cast the sexbomb who is best known for her role of Tool Time girl Heidi on the hit show Home Improvement ( based on the stand up routine of Tim Allen ) in my JLA Redux post as Knockout and she is also a top contender for the Top Ten Jessica Rabbit Lookalike Babes if I ever get around to write that.

I haven´t gotten around to do a full post on her and Home Improvement of which I have seasons six and seven on my to watch pile and I admit I only got them because of Debbe Dunning´s incredible muscle control .

Debbe first had a guest appearance with a name that´s impossible to pronounce and a stunning blue dress before she became a permanent cast member, taking up the mantle of Pamela thanks to her bikini hardbody .

Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions ( a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of any men´s magazine to skyrocket ) and Pamela managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is a Jessica Rabbit like character in Misery Brothers.

After a long dry spell Debbe Dunning is currently on tv again with a series about the Dude Ranches and unlike Debbe Dunning I don´t know much about horses but as coincidences will have it a few days ago I got an e - mail from somebody who does. It´s been a long time since I had the added a new website to the blog roll and even longer since it was by a request.

Now usually I don´t add websites that don´t have to do something with comic books, art, movies or pop culture stuff in general. I once had a link to a website that sells cars but after a few years I took it down again. That said I know how it is when you are just starting out and looking for websites that will link to you and as I have gone on record that I will put any website on the blog roll that adds TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN to their blog roll in return. So without further ado the website is HORSY LAND run by Connie Kelly and it´s all about horse training and horse breeds. Well, Connie, here is your link although I´m not sure if the association with my website will improve you traffic numbers or not.

We come to Today´s birthdays with Michelle Rodriguez who turns 40. Doing these sections always reminds me of things and I totally forgot that she was on Lost which might have something to do with the fact that nobody understands the finale and I tried to forget the show. Michelle has also made appearances in Avatar, S.W.A.T., the Resident Evil movies, the Machete movies but she´s best known as Lettie from Fast And Furious.

Vin Diesel played Dominic Toretto who recognized Letty as a fellow car fanatic and took her under his wing when she was ten and they started screwing cars together. When Letty turned sixteen however she boobed out and when Dom got an eyeful of her big double airbags he started screwing Letty all night long. Judging from the steamy sex scenes in the movie I´m sure Vin stayed in character when they were off camera.

Michelle Rodriguez almost turned away from one of the biggest movie franchises ever but like in comics there is always a way to bring dead characters back. After Paul Walker´s tragic death the sexy latina suffered a mental breakdown which turned her into a nymphomaniac going on a sex binge during which she deflowered an underage Justin Bieber. But now she´s back on track and you can bet old Dom has things well in hand.

And we stay on track with a big rack ( okay, that was a bad pun ) as Lisa Nicole Carson is one of the women where her 40DD´s enter a room long before she does. The tomato with the titanic twin torpedoes celebrated her 49th birthday and she was two of the reasons why I managed to suffer through Ally McBeal. Sometimes I don´t like reading wikipedia entries because you find out a lot of depressing stuff you really don´t want to know and I was surprised to learn that an absolute stunner like Lisa suffers from bipolar disorder. Anyway, I hope she can really revitalize her acting career like she planned to because I can´t wait to see more of her.   

Speaking of nubian goddesses with big gazongas we want to see more of, many of my faithful readers were probably surprised that there were no new videos with my future wife, Teens React sexbomb  Jair in my COSPLAY GIRLS : MAXIMUM BOOB EDITION post. Because not only has it become a fixture whenever I mention cosplay icon Yaya Han, but the last post was all about extraordinarily big breasted girls and Jair definitely qualifies even if I don´t know if she´s in the same bra class as Yaya Han´s giant 40D oppai.

In 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !

And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane here. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?

By the way, if you are looking online for pictures of Jeannie Mai do not be surprised if you come across somebody who might look slightly familiar.

Because on the React videos there is also a hasian with the name Jeannie Mai - Jeannie Elise Mai to be exact - and besides starring in everybody´s favorite YouTube channel she apparently has done some model shootings.

I tried to verify it and came across a page that has a plethora of pictures of all the Teens React girls - some of whom even I was not aware of. In any case, there were so many pics that I will have to go over the site another day but here I am feeling guilty about posting a few animated GIFs about the lovely react babes and there are websites out there with a truckload of pictures. Man, I was thinking if I should continue posting the videos at all and now I´m finding out that I´m the least pervy guy on the internet.

Which is my not so elegant segueway back to Jair who definitely has the two big talents that are necessary to be a top contender for breast React Busenwunder. But at the moment I have a bit of a backlog with her GIFs therefore she wasn´t in my last post. By the way, if you have already seen all of her Teens React videos - and haven´t yet checked out the links in those videos - you can see more of Jair on her YouTube video channel .

That said I´m not making GIFs for all of Jair´s videos because for one I don´t have the time to do it. But also because in most cases there is not enough of her in them to make a decent GIF like here where Jair wears an orange shirt that covers most of her, here the view to Jair is constantly blocked by other things and she does wear a white t - shirt with some cleavage in this one and even leans over but there are no good moments.

There is a really good new video where Jair is leaning over a few times and showing plenty of cleavage but I haven´t made the animated GIF for that yet. But don´t fear here is one guaranteed to give you a huge Jairection.

Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance as punishment because eating weird or disgusting things was getting old one month ago. 

This being a try not to sing along video Jair is also not allowed to move but I´m glad that she can´t resist because she definitely has some moves.

Now there is also something negative to say about this video because in great parts Jair is in a smaller frame and of course these are some of the best parts with Jair where you get a lot of cleavage shots and bouncing.

I just had to add this video because it can easily be overlooked and even though there are once again parts where Jair is partially covered or in a smaller frame we get some amazing shots of her perfect double Jairbags.

Speaking of React sexbombs, she is not as busty as Jair but Brittany who is right next to Jair in this video also looks pretty hot here with her tight shirt and I wonder if I could persuade her to a special Subzero sandwich.

Since Torpedo 1936 is better known in the spanish speaking part of the world it is not surprising that most of the videos about this comic are also in spanish. This one manages to explain the whole comic in two minutes.

Whenever I select the videos for a post I try to have some variety in my mix and I don´t like to have just one video about comics especially if they only talk about the comic for the most part. My favorite part is when you can see comic creators at work so here is another classic spanish artist Pepe Gonzales who did a lot of work for Warren´s original Vampirella.

As usual we end with a cartoon show and I have to confess that I do not recall ever having seen an episode of Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors.

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