Friday, May 25, 2018

Happy Justice League Task Force Friday !

Today Sal Velluto celebrates his 62nd birthday which normally would be the perfect opportunity to post more Black Panther stuff but since I already did that last year - and I don´t like to repeat myself - and we already had a Marvel Comics - centric post I want to pimp one of the lesser known Justice League of America books that profited a lot from Sal Velluto´s art.


JUSTICE LEAGUE TASK FORCE was a JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA spin off book that lasted quite some time. It featured kind of a special ops team and you are probably asking yourself why I am talking about a book with a lot of second and third tier heroes ? Well, the thing is that a lot of these heroes that were considered second bananas at the time the series came out are now better known than other DC heroes who had their own book.

Thanks to such CW shows like Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl and last but not least Legends of Tomorrow heroes from the third row like Gypsy, J´onn J´onnzz the Martian Manhunter, Ralph Dibny a.k.a. The Elongated Man, Vixen or The Ray are very popular while tv audiences might ask who this Nightwing fella is. So besides the incredible art by Sal Velluto - especially where the female form is concerned - this series is interesting because here all those heroes that didn´t get a lot of play in the regular JUSTICE LEAGUE books had some space to show their stuff. And of course we got all the other Justice Leaguers in this book like Wonder Woman or Bronze Tiger - who I think is what John Diggle on Arrow will ultimately become.


Because I am working most of the time on my comic project under the crazy assumption I might get it done in time for the International Comic Salon in Erlangen ( I still have no story but at least I have a plot although I have no idea where it will lead me ) there have not been that many posts this week. And so I have missed a few birthdays. Thankfully I have had more free time in previous years so the links will Today be part of the entertainment section and mostly be callbacks to old posts on this blog.

We start with belgian comic master Hergé whose anniversary was this Tuesday about whom I did a post on his series Tim und Struppi in 2016 .


This is one of the comics where I read every issue of growing up and before you ask how I could afford that I want to make it clear that I read them all for free via the local library. As bad a reputation as comics had back then there were some that were already considered classics like Lucky Luke, Asterix und Obelix, Valerian und Veronique or Tim und Struppi. These were pretty popular because you could only borrow a certain number of them each time but the libraries were always well stocked and if you could not find the issue of Cubitus or Yoko Tsuno you were looking for you just grabbed a copy of Percy Pickwick or Rick Master.


So I read most of Hergé´s books for free and while I have bought a few compilation books recently I don´t know if I could spend the necessary money to get them all. I guess every comic collector has his own holy grail.



Yesterday was the anniversary of Carmine Infantino who got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash and I also did write my tribute to him in 2016 . I wish I had more time so I could have done another but who knows maybe after Erlangen. On the other side if I really manage to get my comic book done in time and Erlangen is a huge success I will have to spend even more time away from the blog toiling on the drawing board. We will see.


We are staying with Yesterday´s celebrity anniversaries although we make the transition from dead comic book creators to living sexbombs with Sybil Danning who turned 66. She got her own cult siren entry - as it couldn´t be any other way - also in 2016 and among her plethora of movies she also appeared in Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express.


Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.

Usually I just copy / paste the part about Becky Mullen into the posts but I am trying to keep this one short so I will skip it. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and the Tutti Frutti girls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ) and last but not least the Becky Mullen post ( which I reposted in 2016 ) where you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like with Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt , the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura , blonde sexsation Monique Sluyter and of course the obligatory Tutti Frutti girls.

Just one year younger than Sybil Danning is Stan Sakai and since I just did a black and white post about Usagi Yojimbo in March I don´t think I would have done a new post even if my busy schedule would have allowed it.


The last few years his book appeared on and off again for various reasons like the crossover with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Senso which was set in the future. At the moment another longer story arc comes out but I´m not sure if we are finally back to an ongoing series or if the shorter stories will come out every once in a while. German fans of the long eared ronin can rejoice since the series is once again published here and it will be a few years until they have to face these problems. And even if I don´t have a new post for Stan Sakai at least I finally get to put up the link for his interview on BROKEN FRONTIER which for some reason I always forgot.

Speaking of crossovers between Usagi Yojimbo and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here is the third video about their latest meeting in animation. I don´t know if I have seen any other episodes from this show but I liked it.



Before we come to a very long tangent with the usual avalanche of sexy women I want to mention Barry Windsor Smith who celebrates his 69th birthday. Since I am saving some of his best art for the second post on pimping the Marvel Visionaries - Chris Claremont hardcover ( as well as most of the links for him ) I am also not writing a new post for him but once again I already did in 2016 . One last thing is that in that Barry Windsor Smith post I got his age wrong - I wrote that he was already76 instead of 67 - so I´m suing the opportunity to set the record straight.


I am skipping the rest of Today´s celebrity birthdays which I have covered in previous Sal Velluto posts in favor of another Teens React video that is probably going to get me into trouble again but which I nonetheless have to put on the blog as soon as possible. Just two posts ago I wrote about Kaelyn who is becoming a fan favorite for obvious reasons and Jayka who is already a contender for the title of Hottest React Babe despite her young age and just the other day I found a video that proves my point.


This is THE must see video for all fans of Jayka. Whose fanbase probably exploded after this video. Now I had already seen a dance challenge video with the reactors before so I knew that they do have legs. I just had no idea what an incredible pair of gams Jayka had on her body. Speaking of incredible pairs, Jayka´s teenage oppai are unreal and the comments on this video are full of compliments for the hasian sexbomb. And there are dozens who also think that she is pretty well developed for her age.


Must be those asian genes kicking in. On one side most asian women don´t get as busty as caucasian women but therefore they already get the body they will have as an adult woman pretty early on. So most asian porn stars like Akira Lane or Miko Lee look only slightly more developed than Jayka with her booming teenage body. With a few exceptions like Minka.


Coming back to the dancing competition I can´t understand how two such incredibly hot sexpots like Brooklyn and Jayka could loose when it was decided by popular vote. Jayka should have won for her outfit alone.


Someone said that it was not a good idea to choose that top for a dancing competition but I think it´s the perfect outfit and the best moments are when Jayka has to readjust it. So while it´s not the most practical one it gave Jayka a wider fanbase and I´m sure she will cause guilty pleasures.


Another thing I have to call " Foul ! " on is the punishment Brooklin and Jayka get for loosing. Really, react audience ? You have two of the hottest react babes ever at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of cat food. " There are many better uses for two absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.


Another fantastic idea for a good challenge would be to have the girls who lost wear a very revealing micro bikini which would automatically lead to a Try Not To Get A Boner competition among all the male reactors present.


A good idea would also be to make the girls wear a tiny bikini or at least an otherwise revealing outfit while eating a banana or ice cream cone as seductively as possible sitting next to a guy who has a crush on them.


And I´m sure Will wouldn´t mind getting a sexy lapdance from Brooklin.


Any of these ideas would be much better than eating a can of cat food.

 
In any case, here is the clip with THE best performance by Jayka EVER who turns this into a Tits React video and I hope that they can come up with some more interesting challenges for the losers in the next videos.



Speaking of the punishment for the losers in future Teens React here is a video with a hint what Jayka, Brooklin or any other hot Teens / Adults React babes could do instead of degrading themselves by eating cat food.



Since I mentioned Miko Lee and hasians with giant - sized woman things, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


Since we have already covered most of the bases with the videos so far - comics, cartoons, music, hot women - it´s time for one of those unusual ones that I like to throw in once in a while to keep things interesting.



This will be the last post for a while now if not until next week than at least for this week and this month so I want to end with a video about a movie and what better than the review for cult classic Danger : Diabolik ?



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