Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Why we love Brooklin ( and will miss her )

I´m making this special tribute post because my future wife Brooklin has been absent from the latest Teen React videos. According to insiders she has left and all the ones that are uploaded now with Brooklin are old ones.


I hope she left to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry.


If not starring in movies then at least taking her clothes off in front of a camera for money. Come on, she´s predestined for it. Brooklin could easily re - enact Halle Berry´s bonerriffic scene from Last Boy Scout with the only difference that she continues until she has taken everything off. 


And since she´s over 19 years old she can easily do something as explicit as Halle Berry´s famous topless scene in Password : Swordfish or the sex scene from Monster´s Ball since she already has the perfect body for it.


I would love to spend my summer in Brooklin on a penetration vacation venturing into her deep valley, her tight passages and her moist love grotto, drilling and hammering her fit body into submission hard.


But I´m not the only one who dreams about squirting deeply into her private parts since it is a trendsetting destination for visitors from all around the world. Because she provides the most bang for your buck - bang being the operative word here - which is only one of the many reasons why she is the most popular borough of New York City. There are many things to do in - or to - her and guys can´t wait to cum in Brooklin after spending long hours moaning and groaning between her long legs.


But she is not only lusted after by men as Park Slope spearheaded the popularity of Brooklin among lesbians and she is known to be open to same sex relations. Artists and hipsters like to ride her since she loves post modern art and design but of course Today Brooklin is more than a playground for horny tattooed skateboarders as old and young mingle.


There have been so many variations of Brooklin´s name that it has caused confusion about its origin, some have claimed that breukelen means break her in. The ever growing Brooklin who buzzes with energy, excitement and the inherent tension of coupling experienced an explosive growth spurt which made many longhorsemen - men who have a dick long like a horse - enter Brooklin for recreational purposes. And her widespread - which she spreads widely - public area is anxious to receive them all.


Brooklin is known as the twin city because of her huge twin mountains which put her on the map and men love to slide up and down between her lush hills and soft flesh until they are sufficiently aroused before she lustfully swallows them deeply going all the way down their pulsating shaft. If there is one thing Brooklin does better than others it´s french lip service but she is also well versed in using over a dozen other tongues.


Brooklin attracts many visitor especially her Silicon Alley and if you can try out some of her culinary specialties like the suckling pig. She traditionally concentrated on manufacturing but has shifted her focus to servicing men which is what she was born for. Her perky, firm breasts were just made to milk hard cocks dry, her soft, wet lips look best wrapped around a huge boner and her spread legs are a more than open invitation for an all night ejaculation sensation. It´s no wonder guys can´t stop squirting when in Brooklin and her well developed robust back quarters are most popular.


Her convenient position as a back office for New York´s business men makes her especially attractive and many private donors with long stamina invest deeply providing a steady influx of monetary compensation while in return reaping all available benefits. They spend many long nights plunging steadily into her warm and welcoming back streets, exploring every inch, crevice and hidden hole of this nubian blow up sex doll before merciless pounding her porn star boy. All the while thrusting deeper ever deeper into her tight tunnel of love until they empty their overblown portfolio.


After enjoying the pleasure´s of her red light district you may have to visit Mammary Medical Center where Brooklin specializes in treating patients with enormous schlongs who suffer from erectile disfunctions and she has pioneered successful cures for priapism, sperm accumulation, excessive sperm production thanks to her superior deepthroating skills.


Nobody can hold a candle to asian girls when it comes to oral sex skills so it´s no wonder that the " head " nurse at Mammary Medical center is Ivanna Suckyoudry Hardswallow, an exotic mix of chinese, japanese, korean, thai, hawaiian, native american, spanish plus brazilian descent.


Not only does she have a body to make a Playmate of the Year envious and possesses incredible stripper skills she is also well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and sex techniques know around the world. She really knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s begging for some asian dick lubrication with those sweet lips that are perfect for oral pleasure.


The big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb always walks around with her tits hanging out because she categorically wears uniforms three sizes too small. Naturally it doesn´t cover her extremely long, perfect legs that go up almost to her chin which according to her patients taste as good as they look. Yvanna also can spread them like a real pro as only the best asian strippers and pornstars can. She is a real sex freak in the bedroom who can polish your meatpole until you squirt like crazy and she had to leave her previous employment because she is addicted to oral sex.


She worked at a sperm bank but there was a big scandal because she drank on the job and took advantage of patients especially when they were young and well hung. She insisted on overseeing them doing their sperm deposits which was just an excuse for her hands on approach.


She always massaged the client´s hard schlongs with her soft, giant boobs which were just made to be wrapped around a rock hard erection and then deepthroating them dry for hours without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container.
 
 
None of the lucky stiffs complained about her asian salivation but all her male colleagues who were denied her oriental oral skills ratted her out.


Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!



She also spend some time at the part of Mammary Medical Center that specializes in penis enlargement where her job was to give the patients supersized appendages a test drive after surgery as all the other nurses could not take the pounding of the newly superenlarged horsecocks.


There also were some scandals involving Ivanna at Mammary Medical Center. Once all the electronic equipment was out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special nuru massage / tantra blowjob sex / ejaculation endurance test.


What she didn´t know was that the equipment was sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during her " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.


After a few months the new equipment arrived so the patients could not sabotage it without arousing suspicion but soon another unfortunate event happened when she had to work in the ward that specializes in the treatment of patients who suffer from giant swollen cocks who produce so much sperm that they have to be milked dry otherwise their balls explode.


With her XXL melons Yvanna was predestined to relieve them of excess semen and soon she became the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases making them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour.


The rich patients of the area started to pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so the blow up sex doll would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients paid huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket being serviced by an asian boobstar.


Her work as a sex surrogate in the wing for sex therapy was also under a bad sign since all the male patients not only had oversized, giant members and a constant hard on, they also were fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and she had to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.


And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for her.


But the biggest scandal involved the boss of Mammary Medical Center, a perverted old sexual predator who would took advantage of Yvanna since she didn´t have the right papers. For starters he mercilessly pounded the hasian sex godesses brains out every night in the shower until morning.


Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already had a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 ). So Yvanna had to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter. Which turned out to be totally unnecessary since her daughter was such a cum crazy horny slut that she fucked her way through all her classmates, male students and all the male teachers in school before she became the town whore with 16.


Completely unaware of her daughters nymphomanic addiction Yvanna had to suffer constant sexual assaults of her perverted boss. On the weekends he took sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the illegal sex drug. He was doing his own experiments trying to create a better viagra and he was testing how long she could take it.


The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.


Well, there was a lot more of Yaya Han in this post than I expected ( there is just not enough good material of Brooklin on the internet ) so to keep the asian penetration theme going and because in all her time at Teens React Brooklin never did the much anticipated Wet T - Shirt Challenge here is a video showing how easily you can provide clean entertainment.



And it´s also a little tip for Brooklin what her next employment could be.

 
A bit more in tune with the topic of this post is our music video and I don´t think Brooklin ever wore an afro in all of her Teens React videos.



Coming back to Brooklin´s further career in adult entertainment, I´m always hoping for the best so maybe she can use a few of these moves.



Likewise I included this video because I can´t really put it in my regular comic book related posts and also as research material for Brooklin.



By the way, the name of the hasian blow up sex doll above is Nari, she is from k - pop band Wassup and her nickname is ultimate twerk machine.


Regular readers might remember that I posted a GIF of her but I haven´t posted a video with her yet so I wanted to rectumfy this gross oversight. 


Since we never got to see those explicit videos with Brooklin here is a video with Melina Pitra and Brooklin can take a few suggestions from her outfit if she ever does a photo shooting for a men´s magazine. There are a few videos like this I have bookmarked but Melina Pitra has an ass that just won´t quit and the g - string is just a souped up string of dental floss.



Daimn, if Melina looks this hot with such a butt floss g - string can you imagine Brooklin´s perfect shaped bubblebutt wearing one of those ?


Our last video doesn´t really fit in with the rather explicit nature of the rest but I wanted to include a video with Brooklin and this is one of the few that I haven´t posted yet and which is not tied to a certain topic.



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Saturday, August 25, 2018

It´s Sword and Sorcery Saturday with Conan

I hadn´t planned to do another post so quick after the last one but while putting the finishing touches - and probably one too many links - on this year´s Jim Aparo birthday post I came upon the original art pages for an entire CONAN issue by Barry Windsor Smith. And since I didn´t get to do a post for his birthday this year and because usually I follow up a DC post - like say Jim Aparo on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD - with a Marvel post - like Barry Windsor Smith on CONAN - and because you can´t put these things on the blog quick enough here´s some cimmerian coolness for your eyes.


Now so far there have been a few posts about Marvel´s excellent CONAN, THE BARBARIAN series on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN but not about Barry Windsor Smith. Longtime readers know what a huge fan I am of John Buscema´s rendition of the character and while his version became the definite one for me ( I know, blasphemy ) I read my share of Barry Windsor Smith´s Conan - probably in the form of those Condor pocket books who fell apart after the first few readings. At least in the beginnings. So while Barry Windsor Smith did not draw my favorite Conan I can appreciate his work and there are a few issues that are still my favorites, among them the issue where Conan meets Michael J. Moorcock´s Elric from Melnibone. Another of my favorite fantasy characters. Some years ago - before Dark Horse started with reprinting the recolored issues of CONAN - and back issues were hard to come by in good quality if you didn´t have a gazillion bucks to spend I bought some of the spanish reprint issues and all of them were by John Buscema EXCEPT the two issues with the Elric crossover.


With all the mind blowing work Barry Windsor Smith did in his later career someone often forgets how brilliant his early work already was so let´s take a sip of sweet wine with Conan in one of the many seedy bars in shadizar but beware, they do not call the town " the wicked " for nothing.


As a bonus here is the letters page from CONAN 6 and an article about Roy The Boy Thomas from the pages of DIE RUHMREICHEN RÄCHER 34, the german edition of THE MIGHTY AVENGERS from the Williams Verlag.


Whenever I have to look for color pages of comics I come across THE PENCIL INK BLOG who specializes in classic comic artists so it´s no surprise that I found posts about Conan issue 3 , issue 5 , issue 6 , issue 8 , issue 14 , issue 15 , issue 16 , issue 19 , issue 23 and issue 24 there which all have art by Barry Windsor Smith. I am sure they cover all of his issues but I am only posting those I came across while doing the research for this post.

Speaking of which, THE GREAT COMIC BOOK HEROES has a post on Barry Windsor Smith´s Ka - Zar issues with some rare original art pages to boot.

As we have already had a few posts on this day I have covered some of Today´s celebrity birthdays before so I am only including some where I have something new to add or which I haven´t covered before. I want to start with Tim Burton´s 60th anniversary and Batman Returns, the Batman movie that was criminally underrated. In my opinion it is the better movie out of Tim Burton´s Batman films : Danny De Vito plays the most horrific Penguin of all time, no actress has surpassed Michelle Pfeiffer´s Catwoman ( although I liked Halle Berry´s costume ) and Christopher Walken is in it.



When Bob Kane created Batman one of his inspirations was The Shadow so it is kind of fitting that Mike Kaluta turns 71 on this day since he has done iconic work not only on the famous pulp caracter but also on the Batman.


So far I have only done a short art showcase post in 2016 but I hope I can write something more extensive once I have the proper material.

Tom Skerritt celebrates his 85th birthday and you may have seen him in one of his guest appearances on dozens of tv shows including Kolchak, The Night Stalker or the many movies he starred in like Alien, The Dead Zone, Top Gun, Poltergeist III or The Rookie. He also played the main character Sheriff Jim Brock in Picket Fences which is still very expensive mainly because of the episode in which Lauren Holly sports a black bikini.


And while Lauren has had other iconic roles in NCIS, Dumb & Dumber or Down Periscope when you are looking for animated GIFs of her the bikini ones from Picket Fences are predominant since her body was at its prime.

The kid in episode 14 of season 1 called Bad Moon Rising is experiencing his first wet sex dreams and his chosen subject is sheriff depute Officer Maxine Stewart who appears in lingerie, said black bikini and hockey gear.


 Now on one side you wonder why he picked the town´s sheriff depute as the object of his sex dreams ( which oddly doesn´t involve handcuffs, ah, he´s probably still too young for the kinky stuff ) since that may lead to trouble once she finds out ( she does use a gun in her job ). On the other side there seems to be an episode where she posed nude for a magazine ( I don´t think they show the actual shooting )  which isn´t too far fetched keeping in mind that Lauren Holly had an incredible hardbody back then.


Most of the males in town were probably fantasizing about giving her a full cavity search and the number of juvenile delinquents shot up since all horny teenagers hoped to get strip searched by Maxine. With that in mind her three ( !!! ) sex dream sequences make more sense and surely Lauren Holly made entire generations of teenagers reach puberty ahead of time.


Now with these cult sirens I like to include animated GIFs as well as videos because the videos tend to vanish after a while. But this time I didn´t even find the full bikini scene on YouTube and had to go elsewhere. So you can at least watch this scene but there are two more hot scenes with Lauren Holly in that episode which I haven´t been able to find anywhere.


If somebody out there has seen them on YouTube or the likes please let me know and the only alternative is to cough up 23 bucks for season one.

But don´t despair, for all the poor wretches like me there is still the 2010 drama The Final Storm where Holly shows she still has a banging body.


After this long tangent you probably expected a video with Lauren Holly but at the moment I haven´t any with her ( and I don´t have the time to look since this post should already be finished and I should be working on my comic ) plus I can´t pass up an opportunity to post another episode from Kolchak or Der Nachtjäger how it apparently was called in Germany. I didn´t know they showed the series here. There are quite a few german episodes on YouTube but of course I picked the one with Tom Skerritt.



This was actually the first video that I knew was going to be in this post. If you haven´t gotten the trade yet - and it should not be that expensive in good comic shops - get the True Believers issue. It only costs 1 Dollar.



With the obligatory music video I didn´t have to think twice about which to include since I literally came across this video while writing the post.



Finding the appropriate cartoon video for the posts can be a challenge - especially since I have already posted all the videos I could find from the Conan cartoon shows - since I try not to have too many videos of just people talking which can become pretty old pretty fast. To keep the balance I like to include longer ones so here is one that I think not too many people are familiar with, the russian version of The Jungle Book.



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