Arnold and JaMILF Lee´s True Lies Tuesday

The biggest birthday is of course the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who turns 72. This was initially part of my post on Monique Gabrielle but then I just kept adding stuff and in the end I had to give it its own post.

Since this is a spin - off post and I don´t have the time I am not going to go over all of Arnold´s many iconic movies and just pick a few personal highlights. For me as a comicbook guy one of his most important as well as one of his best is of course CONAN THE BARBARIAN. I recently saw a video about the movie and the reviewer said that the reason why this is such an epic movie is that everybody who was involved in the movie was such a big fan of the original material by Robert E. Howard. Which proves that Hollywood´s trope that fanboys can´t make good movies is completely bs.

And not only is this the best Conan movie but the movie adaption was done by none other than John Buscema who drew the character for decades. I remember how floored I was when I found the spanish version of the comic which reprinted the entire story in one nice hardcover.

I also have to mention another movie that starts with a C, COMMANDO, best known for starring a young Alyssa Milano as Arnold´s daughter. The movie was called PHANTOM KOMMANDO in Germany, either because they thought it was not specific enough or so it could be better distinguished from all the other movies with the word Kommando in the german title.

Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.

According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.

I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the Me Too movement with such actions like a proposal of a sex strike.

I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.

From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .

And as longtime readers of the blog know I can´t let the opportunity pass to mention one of my personal favorite Schwarzenegger flicks, TRUE LIES.

Of course one of the reasons why TRUE LIES is one of my favorite Arnold movies is mega MILF Jamies Lee Curtis incredibly hot striptease, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll conducted in 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.

But Jamie was not always a sex symbol and started out in horror movies like Halloween and The Fog ( which also starred cult siren Adrienne Bareau about whom you can read more in this brand new spin - off post ) where she quickly became very famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens. Although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs had busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her scenes in such movies like Perfect or Trading Places became the most paused on the vcr thanks to Jamie´s erection guaranteeing 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.

Speaking of spectacular GIFs, the reason why I am mentioning Demi Moore - besides the opportunity to feature her - is I wrote a new version of her cult siren entry ( part 1 / part 2 ) with more GIFs of Demi girating her booty than you can shake .... okay, I´m not going to finish the sentence.

Speaking of flexible born for porn hardbodies working the pole, while I don´t have a good striptease video from either JaMILF Lee Curtis nor Demi Moore ( for some reason the ones with the good scenes are always taken down faster than a speeding bullet ) here are the bootyshaking nympho blow up sex dolls from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and some of their acrobatic skills suggest that participating in a bikini contest is just a side job and that their day job ( Or is that night job ? ) involves spreading their legs wider than a fillipino hooker who´s two months behind her rent.







Coming back to TRUE LIES, besides the boner - riffic striptease by Jamie Lee Curtis I think it´s a really underappreciated masterpiece that has everything from great comedy to big blockbuster action which might be one of the reasons why it still is not available on BlueRay. Anyway, here is a retrospective / review that might help convince you of its qualities.



For Today´s music video I picked one from the original TERMINATOR movie soundtrack and I really had to go over my bookmarks three times to find it.



Since Today is also my birthday I would like to grant myself a wish but getting blonde Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv to give my rock hard boner a two hour deepthroat ejaculation lubrication massage with her huge boobs before some hardcore erection injection will probably remain an unfulfilled sex fantasy for me. So I am going for the next best thing that is also going to benefit my readers. It has been a long time since I mentioned her - for those who want to know how I became aware of Oana Andoni I explained it at length in this post - but now a lot of new videos with her have accumulated so I am using the next posts to put as many of them as I can on the blog before they are deleted again.

There is not much information about Über busty Oana Andoni on the internet especially in regards to her actual breast size. This must be a thing with hot news casters since she is not the only one where finding some information about their huge breast features is almost impossible.

Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. So I am including links for the best ones I have left right below. There are a few ones I am keeping just in case but these are the best ones of Enki in action that I have not posted yet. As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:16 min Enki showing right nipple again and again / 7:14 min of Enki´s overdeveloped boobs trying to bust free / 6:19 of Enki´s huge rack almost exposing her nipple / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 5:40 of Enki and her heavenly hangers almost lying on the table / 5:13 min of Enki´s massive milkshakes looking hot / 5:04 Enki´s tits were made for massaging hard schlongs until they squirt / 5:03 min of Enki´s right nipple peeking out now and then / 4:56 Enki seconds away from showing right nipple / 4:55 min of blow up sex doll Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:53 min of Enki teasing a nippleslip with her twin torpedoes / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:18 min of Enki trying to cover up her big melons / 4:12 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:38 of Enki rocking the cleavage ( slight nippleslip ) / 3:46 min of Busenwunder Enki getting jiggly with it / 3:17 Enkis boobs swinging low /

Coming back to Oana Andoni she was born on the 28th of February in 1978 which makes her 41. In previous posts I have written that 41 is probably her cup size, 41DD or 41E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.

And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.

You can find a biography here but for some reason my google translate doesn´t work so if anybody wants to lend a helping hand and translate it it would be much appreciated. When I didn´t need it google translate was constantly going off but now that I really could use it it doesn´t work anymore. What you can peruse without any translations is this link to a gallery with some pictures of Oana Andoni and at least she is on facebook.

What I still remember from when google translate worked is that there was a big scandal in 2016 because Oana wore a very transparent shirt during a live newscast - or what ever you call the piece of clothing that tries in vain to cover up Oana´s gigantic double airbags - and so the audience could see more than usual ( sorry, I haven´t found that clip yet ) which surely made for excellent ratings. I don´t know what they are complaining about since this is exactly what every male viewer was praying for years.

Now most of these videos are rather short so I am including a batch of five as usual. I could spend my summer vacation between those titanic tits.







Another comicbook that goes in the direction of fantasy is Jeff Smith´s BONE and while I really like the comic ( Which was a torture to read because you had to wait several months between issues and then you read it in five minutes. And that´s factoring in that I came late to the party - as always - and had to get the first three trades so that I could then jump to the actual issues. ) I don´t like the fact that a lot of people nowadays take this and THE LORD OF THE RINGS as examples for this crazy thesis that has come up lately that women and sex have no place in the fantasy genre. Which is completely nonsense since the whole sword and sorcery genre is built about muscular he men, evil wizards and getting it on with beautiful women. Also the only reason why I don´t object to the claim that BONE is the best fantasy comic is that John Buscema´s issues of CONAN THE BARBARIAN from Marvel is the best sword and sorcery comic.



Which brings us to the origin of another He - Man from one of his better cartoon incarnations. They are making another animated series but after the SJW - infested fiasko of the SHE - RA reboot I am not very optimistic.



TERMINATOR is one of the best known movies about time travel so here is the first episode of TIME TUNNEL, a wibbly wobbly timey wimey series.



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I´ll be back.

Batman Week starts with Norm Breyfogle

Again I have lined up a few posts about the same hero so I have decided to try and get a theme here going. It gives the blog visitors an illusion of structure and helps me to really dive into the history of a character. And who could be better qualified to inaugurate it then somebody who has drawn one of the best representations of the Dark Night Detective ?

Especially since he celebrates his 58th birthday. At least I hope he does. I tried to find an update on his medical condition but I could not find any data if it has improved or deteriorated. So I hope he is in good health.

It has been two years since I wrote my last Norm Breyfogle post I went back and re - read it and it has a lot of information for all of my german readers who want to know where they can find his comics - mostly his Batman comics here - in the german version. Yes, sometimes I do write about german comics. Today´s post will be more art centric with not a lot of text since there is not much about Norm Breyfogle´s work on the bat books that hasn´t been said more eloquently then I ever could by others.

And I have also written about it ad nauseum so there is no need for me to repeat it. Most of the pages in this post can be found in the first LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT - NORM BREYFOGLE hardcover which is a book I can only recommend. No matter if you are already a big fan of his work or just want to support him pay his medical bills this is a nice collection to have even if you already have all the single issues. There seems to be a second volume in the workings but so far no release date has been announced.

Man, sometimes I really miss living in Spain because there his entire Batman work has already been collected in thick affordable hardcovers.

Before we come to the art pages by Norm Breyfogle there are two things I want to mention. The first one is for my german readers who might think about buying volume one of the LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT - NORM BREYFOGLE ( to my knowledge there is no german version of it so far ).

Go to a comic shop because if you order it from amazon you will pay more.

I don´t know why but at the moment the collection is at 4 EUROS above the regular in store price at amazon. Now that is not a huge difference but if you can get a discount of another 2 or 3 bucks at your local comic shop things are starting to get interesting. Also if you order from an online comic shop most of them give free shipping with orders of more than 25 bucks and since this is a 50 Dollars book you got that covered. Also some of those online stores give you a free comic book per 10 bucks of your order so you get five free comics alone from ordering this collection.

Speaking of collections, if you don´t want to wait until the release of the second volume to read more Batman stuff by Norm Breyfogle you can find the HOLY TERROR miniseries written by Alan Brennert in the first volume of the new BATMAN - ELSEWORLDS trades. Now I haven´t bought it myself because I have most of the stories in hardcover so unless DC releases it in a hardcover omnibus it makes no sense for me to again spend money on this but if you don´t already own these stories I can only recommend it.

And that´s all I have to say at the moment so let´s get to the comics. 

Now this post should have been up earlier since I had already prepared the pictures two days in advance and I also planned it down to last minute - go to bed early, get up early, draw on my comic for a few hours and then do the post - but as usual something threw a monkey wrench into the works and the whole plan went to the crapper. In this case it was a beer and anybody who tells you that alcohol is not a solution has not paid attention in chemistry class. Anyway, I do not know if it was my long soberness or if it was just a cheap brand but I had stomach cramps all night and on top of that I was pretty drunk so instead of watching all the episodes of Are You Afraid Of The Dark ? that are taking up space on my laptop I did a re - post of last years post of cult siren Jolene Blalock which was supposed to be a quick post. At first I just wanted to change one or two things that I was not happy about but then I started adding more pictures of Jolene Blalock because there were a lot of her as T´Pol but not a lot of her as herself. And then I started adding new videos so it´s worth doing  a new version and to make a long story short in the end it took me until ten o´clock in the morning to finally finish the post because I could not decide on the fifth video. The bad part is that it delayed this post but the good part is that there will be a new version of Jolene Blalock´s cult siren entry - next month. Which is when her birthday is so to all who are wondering what happened to her post, it will be up at the right time.

So I woke up very late and felt like crap but now it´s okay and the only link I have is an article on FUNNY BOOK FANATIC about Norm Breyfogle´s work on Prime and his further career and I am not so sure if I have not included this in a previous posting. The birthday list is equally short with only two candidates of which the first is Andy Kubert, another artist connected to the Bat - titles. He celebrates his 56th birthday and while he and his brother are very busy at DC right now when I started reading US comics all three of the Kuberts were almost exclusively Marvel ( the sons a bit more than the father ) and working on the x - books and Ghost Rider.

We also have Jeff Smith, one of the pioneers of independent comics in the 80s who turns 58 and - at least to my knowledge - never worked on Batman. There is however the fantastic Shazam and the Monster Society of Evil 4 issue mini series he did ( which I completely forgot, sorry ).

He is of course best known for his work on Bone which for me was a wonderful and frustrating experience - at the same time. Wonderful because it´s one of those books where everybody tells you you have to read it because it´s so good and you just don´t want to read it because you already have so many other books to read but then you finally cave in to find out what all the hype is about and then you find out that it IS actually that good. Frustrating because I was reading it while it was still coming out and even though I was late to the party - as always - and got the first issues I was missing in trade ( through which I just plowed ) waiting for every new issue to arrive in shops was just pure agony. Of course once a new issue found its way into my pull box I was happy again.

Which only lasted about five minutes - which was the time it took to read the whole thing - then it was back to frustration again. Now a lot of people say that a comic that you read in five minutes is not worth what you pay for it but let me tell you that any issue of Bone is like a master class in how to make comics so it´s totally worth it. And I am even going so far as to say that the quicker you read a comic the better it´s written.

In most cases. With Bone you read an issue in five minutes because what happened in the issue was happening so fast but afterwards you wanted to know more. With Today´s comic books there are some you read in five minutes and it seems like an eternirty. Anyway, I never read Rasl, mainly because I don´t buy into the romanticizing of robbery ( anybody who got something precious stolen know that there is nothing glorious about stealing ) so I always have problems when the main character is a thief.

But who knows, I think the series is already finished so maybe I just need somebody who convinces me - again - to give Jeff Smith another chance. 

Since we have such a short birthday list Today I got free choice with the videos so I´m doing an almost complete all - Batman entertainment section starting with one about Alan Grant and Norm Breyfogle´s groundbreaking run on the Batman titles for my spanish readers.



I always like to include at least one video that is a bit longer so here is Batman - City of Scars a fanfilm that I bookmarked so far back that I didn´t even remember when. In any case it´s better than the actual DC movies.



Speaking of DC movies, Mask of the Phantasm is a good example of how perception can become reality. The animated movie was originally slated to be a direct - to - video film but when the higher ups saw the incredible quality of the movie they decided to bring it to theaters. Somehow that enthusiasm didn´t go hand in hand with any kind of big promotion and when the film underperformed because almost nobody knew of its existence or even that it was in cinemas it undeservedly was forgotten.



We continue with the breast .... I mean best of Batman and a video with cosplay girl extraordinaire Angie Griffin a.k.a. Miss 41E Busenwunder.

What drives me crazy - besides the fact that her breasts are 100 percent real - is that she also would have been a better Catwoman than Anne Hathaway. I mean, compared to Anne Hathaway even Halle Berry did a decent job playing family friendly not Selina Kyle / Patience Phillips.



Deciding on the last video was a struggle since none of my bookmarked music videos are really Batman related so that in the end I decided to go with some unadulterated k - pop action with the flexible 4Minute girls.

Now longtime readers might recall that about a month ago I posted their video for the smash hit Hit You Heart plus their best live performances. Well, here are an additional four videos that did not make the cut.






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Stupid stupid rat creatures.