Showing posts with label Mister Miracle. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 10, 2019

Sunday Surprise with Jack Kirby´s Sandman

As I already mentioned in my last post, before I decided to post the full issue of SANDMAN 54 my plan was to do a post with original art by all the great artists who have worked on that title. And while I still want to do that post Today we are going to talk a bit about Jack Kirby´s Sandman.


Now as you may or may not be aware, when Neil Gaiman made his original pitch for THE SANDMAN he didn´t just create him out of thin air. What he proposed was a revamped version of the second super hero called The Sandman created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby who - ironically enough - was only scheduled for a one time appearance but got five more issues.


The reason why it´s ironic is that Neil Gaiman´s pitch was just for an eight issue series but the story just kept expanding in Neil´s head and there was always another part to tell until the series concluded with issue 75. 


Before we go further in medias res you are probably wondering who the first DC super hero who bore the name of The Sandman was. Which is no mystery for all fans of the Justice Society of America since it is Wesley Dodds who has not only appeared within the pages of the JSA´s own comics but he also had a very successful solo series and has appeared in various cartoon shows as well as on various tv shows like SMALLVILLE.


So when I read Neil Gaiman´s THE SANDMAN I knew of Wesley Dodds from the CRISIS crossovers I had read in my youth and from INFINITY INC which was one of the favorite series of my brother. Mind you, this was before the relaunch of the Justice Society of America by Geoff Johns and David S. Goyer and before I could get my hands on the SHOWCASE PRESENTS : ALL STAR SQUADRON. But I had a general idea who Wesley Dodds was.


Garret Sanford though was a blank page for me. I had no idea who he was or that he even existed before I saw him in Neil Gaiman´s SANDMAN series. This was in the days of pre - internet so you could not instantly google something and at first I thought that he was just a character Neil Gaiman had made up. But Neil being Neil not only did what he was tasked to do by DC - namely come up with a new version of the hero Sandman - he also integrated all the previous versions of the character into the story.


A lot of people think that SANDMAN is its own thing outside of the DC universe but in fact the book is peppered with references to DC series and you have such well known characters like J´onn J´onnz, the Martian Manhunter or John Constantine make guest appearances in early issues.


You also have Cain and Abel appear throughout the series who were the hosts of DC´s horror anthologies HOUSE OF MYSTERY and HOUSE OF SECRETS, Scott Free a.k.a. Mister Miracle shows up, one of the items Morpheus has to retrieve in the first story arc ends up in the hands of the old Justice League of America villain Doctor Destiny ( I always suspected that one reason why Neil Gaiman worked him into the story is that his name has two Ds since all the names of the endless also start with the letter D ), heck the entire issue 20 is about Element Girl from the Doom Patrol. So Neil Gaiman´s SANDMAN is deeply grounded in DC history.


So it should have been no surprise that the Sandman in the red and yellow costume was a character that already existed. In the SANDMAN series I think he first appears in issue 11 in the dreams of Rose´s missing brothers which looked a lot like Windsor McKay´s LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND.


Later in issue 12 we have this Sandman make a full appearance but it is not Garret Sanford but Hector Hall who became the Sandman Sanford´s death. Hector Hall had been the Silver Scarab previously and after Sanford killed himself Hector Hall used his body since his own had been destroyed but it was revealed in the SANDMAN issues by Neil Gaiman that he was really dead and he was reincarnated as the new Dr. Fate. Because comics.


Anway, in issue 12 we also have Sandman´s henchmen Brute and Glob ( or are they ? ) and Hector Hall´s wife Lyta Hall who is pregnant and her son Daniel will play an important role in Neil Gaiman´s SANDMAN down the line. But I´m afraid that will have to wait until our next SANDMAN post because this one is about Joe Simon and Jack Kirby´s SANDMAN even if I have not read the series yet. Emphasis on " yet " because SANDMAN issues 1 and 4 to 6 are part of the DC UNIVERSE : THE BRONZE AGE BY JACK KIRBY omnibus ( issues 2 and 3 were drawn by Ernie Chan so they only included the covers by Jack Kirby ) that I recently bought from amazon Germany.


And I wanted to go over the contents of this book. When this book was first announced I thought it was just a new version of THE JACK KIRBY OMNIBUS - VOLUME TWO which I had bought as a birthday present - also at a bargain price. But it´s much more than that. The 2nd Jack Kirby omnibus collects Jack Kirby´s stories from BLACK MAGIC 1 to 8, 1ST ISSUE SPECIAL 5 featuring Atlas, 1ST ISSUE SPECIAL 5 featuring the Manhunter ( the one Robert Kirk from the Walter Simonson series is based on, not the Martian Manhunter or the Manhunters from the MILLENIUM crossover ), 1ST ISSUE SPECIAL 6 featuring the Dingbats of Danger Street, RICHARD DRAGON - KUNG FU FIGHTER 3, KOBRA 1, THE SANDMAN 1 and 4 as well as the covers for issues 2 and 3, THE BEST OF DC 22, SUPER POWERS 1 to 5, DC COMICS PRESENTS 84 and issues 1 to 6 of the second SUPER POWERS series. All in all 624 pages of Jack Kirby goodness for a regular price of just 40 bucks.


The new DC UNIVERSE : THE BRONZE AGE BY JACK KIRBY omnibus has a regular price of 150 bucks but it also clocks in at a whopping 1472 pages.


So the question on everyone´s mind is : should I buy it if I don´t have the other omnibus and if I already have the the other omnibus is it worth it to upgrade ? To which I would answer in Radio Eriwan fashion : it depends.


Like in the previous omnibus there is " filler material ", stories that are only important for true Jack Kirby completists or material that would not appear in a collection of its own and which is used to fill out the volume.

But at least they tried not to repeat too much material. In the new book we have Jack Kirby´s stories from IN THE DAYS OF THE MOB 1 and 2, SPIRIT WORLD, FORBIDDEN TALES OF THE DARK MANSION 6 and WEIRD MYSTERY TALES 1 to 3 which are new. The material that is the same in both books are the 1ST ISSUE SPECIAL issues, KOBRA 1, RICHARD DRAGON - KUNG FU FIGHTER 3, the SANDMAN material ( which also includes THE BEST OF DC 22 as it contains a story that was originally slated to appear in SANDMAN issue 7 ), DC COMICS PRESENTS 84 and the two SUPER POWERS series.


Now comes the new material which I guess is the deciding factor if you should buy this. If you already have the OMAC hardcover or THE DEMON hardcover probably not since both series are included here. If - like me - you have none of those and don´t have the previous omnibus you might want to think about because you also get issues 151 to 162 featuring THE LOSERS. As usual you have to make up your own mind if you need this or not and to tell you the truth I don´t know if I would have bought it if it hadn´t been offered for 27 bucks. And that´s wraps up Today´s review.


We only have a few links Today but as always the fine folks over at THE PENCIL INK BLOG provided the cover plus a page of interior art from SANDMAN issues 4 , 5 and 6 and for those who have gotten a hankering for the red and yellow Sandman you can read the full issue 6 with pencils by Jack Kirby and inks done by Wally Wood on THE BRONZE AGE OF BLOGS .


Originally I wanted to include part two of how Jack Kirby created his Fourth World Saga at DC Comics but I think I will hold onto that a bit longer. But don´t fear, since I mentioned Little Nemo In Slumberland in the post here is a video for those that are unfamiliar with the comic strip.



While I have already put most of my Neil Gaiman videos in the first part of it there are still one or two to post. For this occassion I have chosen one about the three books that changed his life to show that we all start out as fans. I would like to say that I had a similar experience but in my case it was quite the opposite because very early on in life I read an article about how you can´t make a living in Germany as a comicbook artist ( which was written by a very embittered comicbook artist but I didn´t know that at the time ) which I believed and which kept me from pursuing my true purpose in life for many decades. I hope I can still make it happen though.



Returning to the asian sensation theme I wanted to post something new with the funny and sexy Jenny Babas. Originally I wanted to include the next chapters of Daddy Issues since it is her breast serial but going back to the older posts I realized that so far I have only posted the first three and she is already at chapter seven . So I´ve decided to include just one video with her but for all those that have fallen behind here are the links to chapter 4 , chapter 5 and chapter 6 of Daddy Issues. Anyway, here is Jenny in part 2 of That One Hoe Friend That Flirts With Everyone which I also picked because of the preview picture. I know the situation is played for laughs but Jenny´s hasian ass would be more than enough to make me cream my pants. Especially when she´s rubbing her juicy oppai in my face.



Speaking of ridiculously talented asians with an ass that just won´t quit it has been quite some time since I posted a video from k - pop band Miss A and more than two years since I posted their top five live performances .

As always I am late to the party here because Miss A - a South Korean girl group based in South Korea formed by JYP Entertainment in 2010 - has already disbanded. The group started with four members, but Meng Jia left in May 2016 while the other three remainded : Suzy, Fei and Lee Min Young who is the most important member because she´s my favorite.


Although I might be in the minority here because ti seems that so far Suzy and Fei have been the big fan favorites with Miss A followers while Min ( I will be using the abbreviated version of her name for most of the rest of the post ) only seems to have gotten more attention starting with the Good Girl Bad Girl video where she showed how incredibly flexible she is.


Now I am not saying that my taste is especially eclectic as I immediately was drawn to Min and you have to keep in mind that the first thing I saw of Miss A were their life performances of Hush where Min is already much sexier - at least according to what I could read on the internet. Anyway, in the Hush live gigs Min clearly stood out, not only because of her haunting voice ( which according to the in - depth vocal analysis on AMINO is the best in the group ) but also because she´s the first one you see and she is absolutely stunning. Especially with the shiny blue outfits which are very effective in bringing across her sexiness while still looking classy. Adding to that look is the jewelry which is a cross between a posh necklace and a sado maso slave chain which instantly reminds you of 50 shades of Grey type of sex practices. On top of that the blue outfit fits like a second skin that does not leave much to the imagination so when Min pulls out her best stripper moves you get the urge to chain her up in your bedroom.


In November 2017 Min left the group which was officially disbanded in December 2017. Since then she has appeared in a movie and a musical.

At first I wanted to include the rest of the live performances of Hush but instead I´m going with their top five performances of Bad Girl Good Girl ( I bet when Min is good she is very good but when she is bad she is even better ! ). Firstly because I don´t want to repeat myself but also because of Min. Who not only has some nice outfits but also shows she can spread her legs like a fillipino hooker. Daimn, girl ! Diana Rigg would be proud !


Can you imagine coming home and finding this blow up sex doll waiting in your bedroom doing the splits ? I hope her boyfriend gives it to her 24 / 7 the lucky stiff. Stiff being the operative word here because a sex freak like Min will keep you constantly erect with her superior asian lubrication.







I think there is an upside to the brake up of Miss A. Now that Lee Min Young is concentrating on a solo career in acting maybe she will take on roles that are a bit more risque. I could totally see her in a live action version of Urotsukidoji II - Legend of the Demonwomb as Negumi.


Okay, maybe that is reaching a bit high. Time to bring it down, Subzero.

But who knows ? Asian cinema is often imitating american movies so a korean version of Showgirls ( just not as tame as the american original ) might not be out of the question. Min already has the moves down to pat.


In any case I hope we haven´t seen the last of Lee Min Young ( although keeping up with her via internet is difficult since there seems to be an actor with the same name who always comes up when I´m Looking for Min ) and maybe they can put a scene like the one below in her next movie.



Speaking of asian cinema, we are staying with ladies with impressive moves in Eight Strikes Of The Wild Cat from The Wu Tang Collection. I´m not entirely sure what the connection with the rap group is though.



Finding a tv show that fits the topic of the post can always be a difficult task - especially when you don´t want to repeat yourself too often - and since there are none that I want to put on the post immediately I am posting one for my spanish readers. One of the series included in the DC Universe : The Bronze Age by Jack Kirby omnibus is In The Days Of The Mob so here is the first episode of The Untouchables - the tv show. And don´t let the color preview picture fool you, this is in black and white.



We are closing out with a cartoon that I  have already included in various posts before and I hope it has finally found a permanent home here.



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Saturday, July 27, 2019

Sexbomb Saturday : Alyssa Milano & friends

This a somewhat shorter spin - off post than most but I had to cut it from my SPECIAL RETRO TUTTI FRUTTI post because it was too long. So now I have the birthdays of July the 27th in two posts and while this one might start out a bit shorter it will probably be long enough once it is finished.


The first anniversary from July the 27th is Julian McMahon who celebrated his 51st birthday. He started his career in Danii Minogue´s music video This Is It before tangling with juicy Jessica Alba as Doctor Doom but his greatest claim to fame is that he got his pawns on sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) as The Source of all Evil on Charmed .


According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.


I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the Me Too movement with such actions like a proposal of a sex strike.


I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.


From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .


Speaking of hot cult sirens going full frontal, none other than Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the italian mega MILF with the giant 39D ( !!! ) melons also turned 51 which makes her still younger than yours truly. Longtime readers may remember that I selected the living blow up sex doll with the twin torpedoes as Big Barda in the very first post of the Hollywood version .


In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.


She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !


All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.


For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn mocvie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .


Like I said, originally I casted Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because then I could cast italian 37C sexbomb Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the role of Wonder Woman to british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young .


Here is a clip of Maria Grazia Cucinotta in her heyday. The video also features blonde Wendy Windham who would have made a fine Power Girl.



I am still hesitant to pluck down the 86 bucks at amazon even if it is way less than the regular in store price of 142 EUROS ( for which you get over a whopping 1,500 pages ) and I just bought the THE DEATH AND RETURN OF SUPERMAN omnibus. It was a toss up between that, the DETROIT ERA JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA omnibus, the KAMANDI omnibus and THE FOURTH WORLD omnibus and I wanted to re - read the Death Of Superman / Funeral For A Friend / Reign Of The Supermen storyline just the most.



Since this is not my first time writing about Big Barda, Mister Miracle or Jack Kirby´s FOURTH WORLD I think I have already posted most clips about that from Bruce Timm´s animated series. So I hope this one with Batman and Mister Miracle escaping a deathtrap from Batman : The Brave And The Bold is new for my readers. I really miss the show since I was always a fan of the silly Batman team ups from the original The Brave And The Bold and there is currently no DC cartoon show on the air that is worth watching.



With the plethora of comic movies out there are a lot of new readers to enter the world of four page funnies so here´s your Mister Miracle 101.



Speaking of educational videos, this video called What Is A Turnaround ? has been out for quite some time but for some strange reason the video went viral a few years ago and has become quite popular since then.


Since I first stumbled upon it I have watched it a few times but somehow I can never concentrate on what she is saying and I still don´t know what a turnaround is. But I´m not complaining, you still get your money´s worth - so to speak - as it is even satisfying to watch with the sound turned off.



And I´m not the only one who has problems with grasping what a turnaround is. If you read the comments there are all kind of opinions - " directions to fix a tire " or " something about oil refineries " - so you know that a lot of other people just watch this largely informative video for her big, juicy and well - rounded explanations on the huge topic of turnarounds. Which apparently are soft, bouncy, perky and come in pairs.



For those who want to know more, the name of the busty presenter who could give Big Barda a run for her money in a wet t - shirt competiton is Juliana A. Morgan, she´s an actress and you can get more information on her website. Like a  lot of people I became aware of the video thanks to OzzyMan´s review and I have to say, the man has got a way with words.



We started this post with repentant sexbomb Alyssa Milano who starred in the skin flick classic Embrace Of The Vampire where she is seduced by a charismatic vampire and so it is fitting that we end this post with the blonde sexbomb Luan Peters, who also appeared in a movie where a young, nubile playmate is seduced by a charismatic vampire namely the classic horror film Twins Of Evil from the legendary Hammer Studios.


And when I say " playmate " I mean that literally since the role of the female leads Maria and Frieda Gellhorn is played by Mary and Madeleine Collinson, who were not only the Playmates Of The Month of October 1970 but also the first ever pair of identical twin sisters to do a nude pictorial for PLAYBOY. They are the main attraction of the movie but Luan Peters´ cleavage manages to eclipse them in the few scenes she has in the movie.


Speaking of Luan Peters, I missed her birthday on June the 18th and the reason for that is that for the longest time I didn´t know her name. I only remembered her from some obsure erotic movie but I didn´t know the title. Don´t ask me how I stumbled across the selfsame movie Today but I wish I had found it sooner since Luan Peters sadly passed away in 2017.

The buxom blonde also had a singing career. Born as Carol Hirsch she changed her name to Karol Keyes as the frontwoman of the band of the same name and she also was the frontwoman of the band The Big Sound formerly known as The Fat Sound. After leaving that band she became the frontwoman of the band 5000 Volts, succeding Tina Charles under her new name of Luan Peters. She also appeared on the german show Musikladen on the 8th of October in 1977 performing her single Love Countdown.



Besides another Hammer Films production Lust For A Vampire Luan Peters has appeared on such tv shows like Doctor Who, The Professionals and Fawlty Towers but her greatest claim to nude boob fame is revealing her impressive 42 inch bust in Pacific Banana also known as Banana Airlines.


Her erotic dance is really all I recall from the movie and that the main character suffered from a weird case of erectile dysfunction. I could only find the spanish language version so at least it hasn´t been censored.



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My body was made to look good in a string bikini and I feel a lot healthier when I´m having sex.