We will be continuing things from where we left off with the second part of issue 24 of ALPHA FLIGHT but as usual there are my useless musings about my life, comics and where both intersect. And since I have not written much about the creation of this team I should probably do so for all the people out there who only know the MCU and are wondering what the heck is an Alpha Flight ? And can I get frequent flyer miles with it ?
Now for that we have to go back, go back, go back to the beginning. We have to go back to the first appearance of a certain canadian superhero who is the best at what he does which happened long before he joined a certain group of mutants assembled from all over the world for a new beginning that should invigorate the book for decades to come and make it Marvel's greatest bestseller undergoing a let's call it a second genesis.
I am talking of course about Wolverine and the uncanny X - Men because when Logan joined the X - Men he had already appeared in another book but aside from that he didn't have much of a backstory, in fact he didn't even have the name Logan. So we have to go back even further, go back, go back, all the way to THE INCREDIBLE HULK and I won't say to which issue because until this day there are heated debates in which issue he made his first appearance. Let's just say that Wolverine's first bout on the scene was in issues 180 and 181 co - created by comicbook legends LenWein and Herb Trimpe where he went up against none other than Hulk and the Wendigo in a triple threat free for all where he boldly stood his ground against those two main event creature feature heavyweights.
That was one hell of an introduction but as far as continuing with the Wolverine saga that was supposed to be it. There really were no plans to use him any further as he was only created to be a done in one foil for the Hulk. But then the second genesis of the X - Men happened in GIANT SIZED X - MEN 1 with artist DaveCockrum - best known for his work on DC Comics LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES - and writer LenWein who then remembered a certain canadian super hero from his INCREDIBLE HULK days and decided to add him to the international roster of this newest mutant team. On the ongoing X - MEN series Chris Claremont became the regular writer and since he was not that popular - at least back then - he thought about dropping Wolverine from the team roster but John Byrne who replaced Dave Cockrum as the ongoing penciler threatened to leave the book if he nixed the only canadian super hero on the team being canadian himself. Yes, with all the blame americans place at the feet of Canada they often forget that we have to thank them for such great comicbook creators like Hal Foster, Joe Shuster, TomGrummett , DaleEaglesham, StuartImmonen ( the last four all worked on Superman ), Geoff Isherwood, Dave Sim, Darwyn Cooke, GeneDay, ToddMcFarlane, DaleKeown and John Byrne ( the last three all had seminal runs on HULK ) without whom the comicbook industry would not be what it is.
I mean to take just three random names of the bunch ( and there are many more names I have not listed here ) Hal Foster created what is still considered the best newspaper comic strip of all times and influenced countless creators to get into comics until this day. Joe Shuster basically created the super hero comic genre together with his collaborator Jerry Siegel and John Byrne gave comics a giant boost in the 80s that lasted well into the 90s. The list of comicbooks he worked on is too long to list here ( thankfully there are plenty of posts about these series on this very blog ) and you can't underestimate how many new readers John Byrne brought in with his great storytelling, great artwork and sheer excitement as he often did two titles a month. But back to Wolverine.
As he was now a fixed member of the X - Men they began developing his backstory and one big problem that hadn't been addressed was that it was stated in his first appearance that Logan worked for the canadian military. And while he had semi officially joined the X - Men he never quit the canadian military in any official manner so technically he was absent without leave the whole time he worked with Marvel's merry mutants. And while the canadians can be nice they still had invested a lot of money in Logan and so decided to sent their best super soldier - or at least the second best soldier after Wolverine - to retrieve weapon x.
Which didn't work out as well as planned because surprisingly Wolverine liked living la vida loca at the Xavier mansion - which might have had something to do with a certain redhead Busenwunder on the team - and when James Hudson a.k.a. Weapon Alpha later called Vindicator and much later called Guardian had to take on the entire team of mutants his only option was a hasty retreat. But as anybody who has had to deal with government officials know they don't give up easily and when the X - Men found themselves in Canada again they had to face off against a whole team of canadian super heroes and that is how Alpha Flight made their first appearance in UNCANNY X - MEN. Soon the team got their own book written and drawn by John Byrne and the rest as they say is history.
stuart immonen on all new x - man sal completely ignores gay iceman which may be tge reason they never returned to all new x - men although sal promised that they would
finally the return of the breast music reaction videos
x men from page to screen
I have been waiting for a good excuse to post this
prinz eisenherz pollischansky
bikini babes
also from canada
canadian co production
why wasnt angie in the deadpool and wolverine movie
they really did this
generation x tv pilot
One thing I have to admit is that the 90s were the high watermark where blow up sex dolls in music videos are concerned and a big factor in that was the stellar rise of the Wonderbra which lifted, pushed and squeezed popping pop star poppers to new heights. Speaking of stellar, as a prime example of a sexbomb who greatly benefitted from the use of supportive breast devices I want to repost afro - norwegian aphrodite Stella Getz.
Longtime readers may remember this teenage heartthrob but for all who are new to the blog here is a short recap. Stella Getz smash hit Ta - Di - Di - Boom came out in 1996 but for some reason the video and anything revolving around it was impossible to find for the longest time. She had a bigger hit with Friends so that was what she was known for in Germany and her video for Ta - Di - Di - Boom was only once shown on the show Nachtschicht which showed uncensored music videos after midnight.
Now Stella wasn´t naked or anything in the music video but I guess they didn´t show it on regular music television because Stella had squeezed her still considerably big talents into a push up that was at least two sizes too small. She also had tied her shirt under which gave them the much needed extra support since she was shoving her boobs in your face.
Speaking of push ups, some people argue that wearing them is cheating but I say there has to be something that CAN be pushed because if a girl is flat - chested not even the best wonderbra in the world will make a difference. And as you can see not only does Stella have plenty to push, from the bouncing action of her stellar sweater puppies you can see that it´s one hundred percent all natural grade a boobies. She almost looks better with the white top than with the blue shirt and the push up bra and if she had worn a wet t - shirt in the video she would have killed it.
I guess Busenwunder Stella had just too much bouncing action going on for der german television which probably was her way to get rid of her girlie image by pushing her boobs almost up to her chin. And before you ask, yes, she was already 19 years old when the music video was shot.
stella getz behind the scenes
pryde of the x - men
pryde and more
sistar I cant resist her
akira influences
akira full movie
asian bikini babes mit misaki sawa
asian bikini babes NSFW
old surehand
a channel I found just recently this woman has two big arguments
how is the old saying boobs of a feather flock together
strawberry tabby q and a
ellie empress
ONCE YOU HAD BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK : SEX EMPRESS ELLIE !
Apropos epic, that's my cue for more videos with voluptous afro - american aphrodite Ellie the Empress and since the lingerie try on hauls I wanted to post got an age restriction and then were deleted ( so you know they are good ) and I already posted all of her bikini and swimwear try on hauls here are a few videos with her trying dresses and lingerie.
Since the video about her visit to an adult shop has an age restriction ( I don't know why though, it's not like Ellie's giving giant double dildos a test drive on camera no matter how much we would love to see Ellie and an equally big breasted deepthroat addicted nymphomanic lesbian friend - who secretly gets off on deepthroating and titfucking gay boys with huge horsecocks who have just turned eighteen straight again - go into a complete fuck frenzy !!! ) here is an eat try treats stream instead.
I WANNA BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR : ELLIE'S BOOB CAMP TAMING !
Yes, that surprised me too because with her titanic twin torpedoes you might assume that Ellie would have done a lot of troop entertainment in her tour or at least have been a " barrack bunny " ( I just learned the term from that live stream ) but according to Ellie she was not sexually harassed because she was a late bloomer even if she later made more than up for that with her bonerinducing 44H - 24 - 34 measurements.
She claims that she was not as busty back then and always concealed her pornstar measurements with her baggy uniform. Also there were like 60 girls in her unit and only four guys so you know that all them horny girls were relentlessly milking those lucky dude's hard cocks with their giant melons 24 / 7 making them squirt until they could not get it up anymore.
And to think that they made that unit because the horny soldiers were constantly slamfucking the girls who were working at the supply unit and the officials were tired of female soldiers getting pregnant all the time.
Boy, did that plan backfire. Although for the four guys this was probably heaven on earth : each one had 15 girls as their private blow up sex dolls to use at their hearts content without the need of sexually assaulting a woman in uniform. Which is always a serious problem in the US military.
MY CLASSMATE WITH THE SECRET RUSS MEYER TWIN TORPEDOES !
Now there might be some guys who might find it hard to believe that she could successfully hide her booming pornstar body - even if she did not have the huge tits she would get later at the tender age of 18 - just with a baggy uniform but as I learned from personal experience we sometimes can't see the forest for the trees. Or rather the tits for the stripper pole.
I have already told this story but when I was doing my job training as a car mechanic at the Deutsche Bundesbahn in Stuttgart our parallel class at the trade school ( in Germany they have the dual learning system where you are taught physically by learning how to repair cars but also theoretically in a school ) was from Daimler Benz - better known as Mercedes in Amerika - and they always had better tuition and material because they had more money. There was even a girl in the group and I did have some of the usual interactions - interchanging notes on school matters or supplying homework when one was ill - but since she was a bit mousy and looked pretty plain I didn't get more involved with her.
Which I should have but you are always wiser in hindsight. Anyway, fast forward a year and we were doing one of these activities that you do with your trade school class and the choice was either go ice skating or swimming. Since I never was good at ice skating I opted to go swimming as did the girl from my parallel class and my jaw literally hit the floor when she came out of the changing stall in a bikini and had the biggest breasts that I had ever seen. At least in real life. As longtime followers of the blog know I had seen my share of porn movies up to that point and this girl could have given famous british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young's giantsized implants a run for her money with her massive melons.
Suddenly I was very interested to talk to her but I was still a bit awkward and shy around women at that time so that another Bundesbahn pupil who was more experienced at talking to girls stole my thunder. All I could do was drool over her from afar and wave goodbye as the guy accompanied her home. Damn, I'm sure he fucked her brains out too.
Anyway, all I want to say is that sometimes women can hide their bodies even if they have huge tits. And if you don't believe my story just think about React channel Busenwunder Haley who managed to hide her giant - sized pornstar melons from the male audience for quite some time. But that's enough of a rant from me and let's get back to Ellie the Empress.
DEEPTHROATING BIG DICKS : TROOP ENTERTAINMENT ELLIE STYLE !
Ellie also admits that she did have two military boyfriends during her service - who definitely were banging the living daylights out of her and wearing their schlongs out dick - taming her into submission - and that once she was in her civilian clothes that fit like a second skin and her huge titties hanging all out all the guys in the army were hitting on her.
I am not sure if I believe that she never had any crazy sexual adventures during her service with the " drill instructor " during " sexxx booty camp " month but the army's loss is the internet's gain. What I am not sure of is if I understood correctly is her comment that usually her live streams are NSFW and can't be uploaded to YouTube. Does it really mean what I think ? And if so where can I find the uncensored versions of the sex streams ?
DOING HARD TIME AND HARD DICKS : ELLIE TAMED BEHIND BARS !
And not only has this nubian blow up sex doll been a soldier but also a correctional officer which are two jobs where people think they must have the highest rate of sexual assault so she must have gotten a lot of dick in her line of work. Well, as with the first Q & A session this will definitely shatter a lot of your illusions because while female soldiers are gangraped at an alarming rate by their fellow soldiers and direct superiors most sexual transgressions in prisons happen TO inmates and the perpetrators are either other inmates or the guards. And while I am not quite sure if I totally believe that she was never sexually assaulted by an inmate during her time at prison I also don't think that an ultimate men milking machine with a porn star body like Ellie would use inmates as her sex toys when she can seduce any man she wants outside of jail.
She was a bit cryptic about a fellow female officer that got in trouble for slambanging a prisoner and got labelled as a sex offender and there is a comment about a case with a nymphomanic female prison guard using all the inmates like personal breeding stallions but I don't think it was Ellie.
Or maybe she was also milking well hung prisoners dry but at least was clever enough not to get caught. I also believe that she knew very well which risks she was running being in a prison with a lot of horny guys who didn't have sex for weeks or months since she herself said that if you are a 6 outside of the prison you are a 10 in prison ( I would say that outside of prison Ellie is at least a 12 so in prison she would be a 16 or higher ) and all eyes will be on you plus Ellie went on record that she always was wearing a jacket to cover up her Playmate Of The Year body and didn't put on a lot of make up. It's the same reason why Ellie was sending back so many female visitors when they were dressed up too sexy when she was working in the visiting facilities because she knew they would make the inmates too horny and then afterwards the inmates would vent their sexual frustrations pounding her body into submission.
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS : THEIR SCHLONGS WERE TOO BIG FOR ELLIE
At the beginning Ellie recounted how initially she wanted to work with juvenile delinquents but then dropped it very quickly. And you don't have to be a great detective to deduce that the main reason why she decided to go in a different direction was that with teenagers their hormones are running wild and when you have juvenile delinquents who get a gigantic erection just by a stiff wind and who are at their sexual peak where they can stay erect all night long while squirting load after load and you add a big breasted wet dream like Ellie to the equation then the penetration sensation fuck marathon where these serial rapists in training take turns slam - banging Ellie's brains out six ways to Sunday is already inevitable.
So instead she first worked at a female prison which naturally did not work out that well since all inmates wanted to fight with her because - surprise - contrary to the SJW propaganda that all women are instantly friends and that it's the men causing all their trouble women always see other women as enemies or at least as competition. Breast envy is real.
So Ellie transferred to a men's prison where work was way easier for her.
According to her she was not sexually assaulted because that is frowned upon by inmates and they don't like men who even hit women in general.
And while I find it hard to believe that nothing ever happened to her I can understand that if she was in a correctional facility with more white collar crime and less violent offenders like serial rapists most inmates would not make a pass on her because they didn't want to get trouble.
SHE'S NOT TOO LEGIT TO QUIT : HOW ELLIE AVOIDED SEXUAL ASSAULT
And she did admit that there were some inmates who tried to hit on her, that she had to hide from the inmates and that if she did not manage to avoid them they would stare at her and cat call her and that she quit because she wanted to get out before they did something worse to her.
Also she wouldn't go back to work as a prison guard because all inmates have their prison cells plastered with Ellie's nude OnlyFans pictures so it would be awkward for her knowing that they're all whacking off to Ellie waiting for the chance to break in the real life nubian blow up sex doll.
ALL WELL HUNG PRISON GUARDS HAD TO PASS HER SEX INSPECTION !
What she did not mention was if she banged many of her fellow prison guards - she said that she was always looking if there were well - hung guards at every prison she went to and that she had sex with at least one - but from what I read about female police officers you can be sure that they threw her one hell of a blanket party where they handcuffed her to a gynaecologist's chair to spread her legs wider than a fillipino prostitute and after filling her up with confiscated sex drugs all the male staff took turns drilling every orifice of her body and wearing their dick out on her.
They also made sure to schedule Ellie's blanket party for a Thursday so they could slamfuck her brains out seven ways to Sunday all weekend long. Long being the operative word here and I should probably say " seven ways to Wednesday " because when I say " all weekend long " I do mean one of those extra long weekends that starts on Thursday and lasts till Wednesday. So all the horny prison guards could ride Ellie until they were completely exhausted and indeed she was such a big hit with the boys that they decided that it would be a complete waste of talent to have such a gifted ultimate men milking machine like Ellie on guard duty that they voted to keep her safely locked up as entertainment for the guards and also so they could vent all of their sexual frustrations on her.
This went smoothly for a few months ( smoothly for the prison guards who used and abused Ellie like their personal prostitute but not so much for Ellie who was slam - fucked almost nonstop by those pervert's huge horsecocks who assaulted her four or three guys at the same time ) until the prison director found out how much fun the boys had without him and had her cleaned up and brought to his office - after working hours.
He let the guards who had participated in the fuck marathons off with a warning because he planned to use Ellie as his personal blow up sex doll since he himself also had accumulated a lot of sexual tension since his slut of a secretary ( a blonde ultrasexbomb with more curves than the Nuernburgring, giant porn star tits and long legs for miles almost up to her chin who had worked her way through college as stripper Dolly Part Em ) was cheating on him with his ex wife, his maid ( a latin ex pornstar with big boobs like two giant calabazas, a juicier butt than Jlo and even longer legs than his secretary ) had become the sex slave of the police chief in order to avoid being deported and his new asian stepdaughter ( an naiive Busenwunder with soft lips that were made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing erection ) was sent to a boarding school in another country ( where she was without a doubt sexually assaulted by all her male classmates on a daily basis because of her big boobs ) by his jealous ex wife two days after her 18th birthday so that he didn't even have a chance to start her training as his deepthroat addicted sex toy.
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Anyway, since he had been going three weeks without having sex he took Ellie to a special soundproof " play room " that was hidden behind a wall where she had to dress up in a Princess Leia slave girl outfit - without the metal bikini of course - and after a steamy hour long lapdance he chained her to a bed where they re - enacted the parts between Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia that had to be cut from Return Of The Jedi.
Ellie had to assume all of the positions all night long and every following night for the next eight months until he managed to persuade the prison lawyer to assure the return of his stepdaughter ( the lawyer was a 30 year old shy bookworm fresh out of law school who had financed her law career by winning a lot of wet t - shirt competition thanks to her perfectly formed oversized breasts, legs like a supermodel and an ass that won't quit and the prison directors way of enticing her to take the case was to blackmail her into giving sex offenders aerobic classes which always ended with the entire class - which could be up to a dozen serial rapists - slamfucking her in the shower ) whom he immediately started to introduce to the joys of oral sex when he was not busy dicktaming his new secretary, a fourty year old phillipino sex machine with the tireless body of a twenty year old Playmate Of The Year who had got her degree in titfucking and oral sex Sukka Cum Louder at Deepthroat University.
I still find it hard to believe that some prison did not want to hire such an ultimate sexbomb because if I was the guy doing the job interviews and I would get an afro american aphrodite like Ellie in my office whose body is like liquid sexual chocolate with two such titanic twin torpedoes I would instantly hire her and completely Harry Weinstein her ass 24 / 7.
But she did admit that she worked a lot of night shifts and her colleagues surely bet her she could not get herself out of handcuffs and when they had her cuffed practiced giving female prisoners a full cavity search.
since I mentioned Tits React Busenwunder Haley
naturally I found these videos AFTER including the diona videos in my posts about crossgens crux and sojourn and since I didnt want to go back and mess up those two posts
backstage
pardon my french alpha flight
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romy low live sorry these are the only ones I got left
