TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: November 2024

As I was putting the last touches on Yesterday's tribute post to Ron Frenz magistral run on THE MIGHTY THOR I was thinking : " Why don't I make a post where we pick up where we left off ? I already have all the pages lined up and prepared so it is quicker than to wait a few more months. Plus there is still enough material left for another post. " So said and done as I have put all the remaining original art pages into this post.

We start out at the big anniversary issue 400 and with the usual leaps and bounds going through The Black Galaxy Saga we come to the point where Zarrko, the Tomorrow Man's plan to set up Dargo, the Thor of the future to kill Eric Masterson Thor has gone completely off the rails after intergalactic Busenwunder Stellaris entered the fray turning this duel of titans from a mano - a - mano ( or in this case rather a hammer against hammer ) battle into a threeway free - for all brawl. It is in this issue that Stellaris decides to put her blood vendetta against the Celestials on hold while she ventures out to try out planet earth's breeding stallions.

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janet jackson tv total

Deja Vu. The strange feeling you have seen something, experienced something or been somewhere before and indeed blog regulars might remember that over two and a half years ago I included another version of the following video in the bonus section of my DOCTOR STRANGE DAY spotlight post . And now like then I just had to put it on the newest post of the blog ASAP because the video features none other than my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus 3 entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series .

Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.

Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons. According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.

She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And if I can talk 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll deluxe Yaya Han into playing Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented asian lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born asian oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Yaya Han's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Yaya Han agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.

Anyway, Nubia - played by Janet Jackson - would not come in to tell Power Girl that the bet is rigged ( the catch here is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.

Coming back to the video, this is one I've been looking for since forever but so far it was only available in very poor quality : Janet Jackson´s appearance on the german tv show TV Total hosted by Herr Stefan Raab.

But before you get too excited they cut Janet Jackson´s bonerinducing performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) probably because of the GEMA.

Now I don´t know how to explain the GEMA. I know that on YouTube there are a lot of problems if you use music without permission so the GEMA has to do with copyright but it´s not like in most other countries.

Since I am not sure how copyright laws work in other countries I am going to tell you what I know about the GEMA through my personal experience. Although I don´t remember how I got involved with them.

Anyway, we were having a mail exchange ( and I am talking about real letters here so you know how long ago this was which means that this information may be outdated ) and they explained that you can´t use music without the permission of the artist or the copyright owner and if you did then the GEMA would come in and slap your ass with a lawsuit.

So I asked if they paid the artist. Which they denied. Then I asked if they contacted the artist to let his people know somebody was using their music without permission to make sure he got paid. Which they told me is not something they are obliged to do. Then I asked if they at least had contacts to other people who would contact someone to make sure the artist in question got paid. Which they told me was not part of their job.

So I asked them if they were just an institution who absued its power by slapping lawsuits on random citizens and didn´t care about the rights of musicians at all. Which they 100 percent confirmed. Then I asked if at least a part of the money they got from fines went to help out the artists but they told me most of that money went to maintaining themselves.

But if I wanted to complain I could do so during office hours from 10 o´clock in the morning to 11 o´clock in the morning due that the offices were closed for the rest of the day for their daily bunga bunga parties.

Anyway, while it is a bummer that they cut Janet Jackson´s steamy performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) you still have the full interview with the afro - american aphrodite which is nothing to sneeze at either. I mean we are talking about the best body in showbiz here, nothing less.

As I said, so far this was only available in bad quality so it´s nice to have it in HD. Her performance from this show - where her boobs almost pop out - on the other hand is almost impossible to find on YouTube and the few instances where I did find a video of it it had the worst quality.

Now it took me a day to make some animated GIFs from this but it was totally worth it. If you want something done right you have to do it yourself - most of the time - and if you are doing something yourself it is worth doing it right. Which means you don´t skimp on quality, you put in the work and maybe you loose a day or two but you get something legit.

Now I have said that I can´t trust my memory before but I always had the impression Janet Jackson did not enjoy her appearance on TV Total.

But going through the video frame by frame I have to say that yes, it looks like Janet Jackson is very awkward and shy at the beginning when they are talking about Nipplegate and not being used to Stefan Raab´s antics she is probably wondering what she signed up for but once they get past that and start talking seriously she is loosening up and for most of the show she is grinning from boob to boob. I mean, from ear to ear.

But being real for a moment here, I have to give Stefan Raab props for conducting this interview and not botching it up but I guess he knew that if he fucked this one up his show would have been canceled very quick.

And I must salute his restraint and keeping eye contact with Janet since Dear Lord Almighty she is fronting some serious cleavage here. If it'd been me I probably wouldn´t have been able to look Janet Jackson in the face and I would have been drooling all over her juicy chocolate melons the whole time. Props go again to Stefan Raab for keeping his composure because he must have had a huge erection the whole time.

Although keeping in mind what a well known oral sex addict Janet is she probably sucked Stefan Raab´s dick after the show - just for scientific research about penis sizes in Europe - until it became as hard as unto a thing of iron at which point blowjob nympho Janet deepthroated his pulsating member until it had increased to three times its regular size.

Not one to let a good erection go to waste Janet massaged Stefan´s love bone and when he was finally good and ready she spread her legs wider than a fillipino hooker, impaled herself with his massive manhood and rode him like a breeding stallion during the height of the insemination week. At which point the rest of the band joined in turning this milking session into a weekend long marathon penetration sensation slam - fuck marthon during which they tried to dicktame Janet into being their blow up sex doll by incessantly assaulting her sexsational porn star body with their horsecocks, drilling every orifice in her body - at the same time !