Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Once you had black you never go back !

Regular readers of the blog may have noticed that this post has gone through some changes but this is how I originally envisioned it. A post dedicated solely to black divas starting on May the 26th as pop culture icon and blaxploitaion star Pam Grier - who was the inspiration for the secret identity of the Avenger´s sexy Tigra - had her 70th anniversary.

 
The nubian sex goddess and her giant 38D double chocolate shakes appeared in a whole plethora of cult movies where she displayed her stunning physique . I was thinking about doing a Foxy Brown / Coffy movie rummage table double feature but as usual it will have to wait.


Pam really knows how to fill out a bra in Foxy Brown with her huge melons practically jumping out at the slightest move showing almost her full naked nipples. You have to try to get the version with the old picture format.


Because in the new version her nipples are almost completely cut off in the scene where the horny pervert who shoots her full of drugs to turn her into his willing sex doll rips off her bra and takes Pam for a test drive.
 
I am not one hundred percent sure but I always had the suspicion that the scene in Chris Claremont and John Byrne´s UNCANNY X - MEN 113 where Storm tries to get rid of her cuffs only using her mouth and tongue was inspired by the scene in Foxy Brown where Pam Grier does the same.


Of course we have to make do without Pam Grier´s giant naked coconuts.


Apropos, new readers should check out my latest Chris Claremont John Byrne Uncanny X - Men post since it not only includes original artwork by John Byrne and Terry Austin but links to previous posts on that topic.


One of the best characters in the X - Men ( as well as a personal favorite of mine ) is Scott Summers a.k.a. Cyclops but decades of bad writing and misrepresentation in Fox movies have completely ruined the Scottster.



Speaking about misinterpreting X - Men history for their own personal agenda now that Hollywood has managed to botch The Dark Phoenix Saga - for the second time I might add - there are a lot of videos where the SJWs put their own spin on it to further their own political propaganda.


The story was not about diversity or representation or emancipation or female empowerment or any of that feminist agendas that are now retroactively associated with it. But I will have to write a special post about that to explain it at length somewhere in future days of past.


With the train wreck that is the new Dark Phoenix Saga movie - and which I already predicted on this very blog when they made Jean Grey younger again - and the upcoming new mutants movie that is pushed back again and again to make all the changes that will lead to everybody hating the fourth phase of the marvel cinematic universe I dread how it will turn out and I´m asking myself which will be worse the new mutants movie or this.



You can find more of the celebrity birthdays for May the 26th in this post .

On May the 29th Latoya Jackson celebrated her 63rd birthday and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.


A few times. Plus there was a special PLAYBOY video with Latoya being completely naked that I bought. Now it´s my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks -whom we all lust after so the post I did is mainly a comparison between her and nympho Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.


After all Janet has three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.


Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .


If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious .


I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.


And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.


I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.



I still wanted to give props to Latoya for the times of joy and arousal she brought me and since I could not find a good version of Ain´t Nobody Loves You Like I Do here is Latoya´s It Feels Like Love bouncing action.



I also want to use this opportunity to post more of my newest dream girl, Normani, who simply blew me away when I first saw her. She is just oozing sex appeal and she can make guys hard just by breathing. Which is why the nubian blow up sex doll instantly secured herself a spot in my top five sex phantasies and I just had to give Normani her own cult siren entry .


From what I have seen online Normani has an incredible body that won´t quit and her milkshakes can go toe - to - toe with Janet´s perfect orbs.


On top of that she also has incredible dance moves and does the splits like a natural born stripper ( I might have to give Normani an even higher pole position in my ranking based alone on that move since I´m not sure if even Janet Jackson can spread her legs like that ) so I first thought that she earned her living by expertly sliding up and down the stripper pole.


Her birthday is on May the 31st so I should have included her in the spin off post that covers that day but instead I decided to put her in this special black power sexbombs post. With her incredible 36D ( OMG ! What a Busenwunder ! And it´s all natural ! I call first dibs on this ultimate boob queen ! ) - 24 - 37 ( Daimn ! Dat Booty ! ) measurements it´s no wonder that she is not only a songwriter and singer but a dancer.


And while Normani doesn´t make her money working the stripper pole like I erroneously first thought she definitely has the flexibility for it thanks to her gymnastics training at a young age and also the perfect body. There are black women ( and I don´t mean afro - american women because I am not only talking about american women of african heritage ) who have a big butt that sticks out ( no pun intended ) from the rest of the body but Normani is the perfect blend of big juicy breasts, long muscular legs almost up to her chin and a chiseled fit torso with an incredible tight bubblebutt.


And since seeing is believing here is one of the best performances of Normani from Dancing With The Stars I could find. Two things I haven´t mentioned so far : her face is incredibly beautiful especially when she smiles. And it´s just fun to watch her dance. The way she goes at it with complete abandon makes you feel so hyped and she´s a wonder to behold.



Talking about women born to earn their money at the stripper pole, while I have no idea of mega busty Ayona´s skills doing the splits she could easily play the main lead in an adaption of Kevin J. Taylor´s adult comic series The Girl since she looks like she stepped right out of a Russ Meyer movie.


I came across Ayona while looking for videos of real live Power Girl Amy Jackson. Regular readers may remember that I did a special post for her .


The reason why I came across Ayona is that her videos are done by the same guy who does most of the videos with Amy Jackson. Now I chose this video mainly because Ayona looks so bonerific and not because of the topic. Because I don´t see what the problem is here. When you have my life experience you know that the things you most regret in life are not the things you did and wish you didn´t but rather the things you didn´t dare. Also time goes by faster than you think and there are a lot of things a man and a woman can do in four hours that do not involve sex. There´s a reason why it´s called four - play. And really, who wouldn´t jump at the chance of taming a willing, barely legal horny blow up sex doll like Ayona ?



Speaking about black sisters I would love to tame, it´s been a while since we had a video with Melina Pendulum because I already posted her breast ones ( you could not pay any attention to what she said because her big melons were too distracting ) and it looks like she either lost some of her enormous talent or suffered the effects of going braless ( or at least down to one bra when at her best times even two bras could not contain her huge hooters ) on too many of them . But I found a video that fits Today.



Since we started the post with two nubian queens I wanted to do a little spotlight on the original female Captain Marvel, Monica Rambeau who was an original character with a non - derivate set of powers ( now this would have been a perfect role for Janet Jackson in her All Night heyday ).


Monica Rambeau was one of my favorite Avengers during the historic run by Roger Stern, John Buscema and Tom Palmer which brought us such epic stories like ASSAULT ON OLYMPUS ( which I covered in these two posts ) and UNDER SIEGE, one of the best - if not THE best - Avengers stories ever. In the new Carol Manvers CAPTAIN MARVEL movie Monica Rambeau doesn´t get much play and only appears as the token black friend who is there to look up to the white hero and support her ( who unsurprisingly is a single Mom because all black men are terrible fathers, cliche much ? ) so I wanted to drop some knowledge about her before she appears in the next Marvel universe movie. Where she will probably have some powers that she got from Carol Manvers instead of being her own character.



We close out this post continuing the blackxploitation theme with the other black superhero the SJWs as well as the general public like to forget or ignore ( the first one being BLADE ) and I don´t know if it is because his powers come from hell or he wears a full face mask all the time so you can´t tell that he´s black. But so does the Black Panther and the SJWs couldn´t get enough of him. Well, besides having one of the best selling comic books of all times ( At least for a while. Remember when Todd McFarlane was still drawing the book and each issue was like an art exhibition as well as an education how to make exciting comic books ? ) it also was turned into a major mega motion picture and an animated series.


I bought both through PREVIEWS when they first came out on VHS ( man, this post is total pop culture nostalgia ) which I usually didn´t do back then. Since I didn´t have that much disposable income I very seldom ordered anything besides comic books but in this case I didn´t want to wait until it came out in the censored german version. I know a lot of people scoff at the SPAWN movie now but when it came out it had state of the art CGI and it was one of the few few comic book adaptions with high production values. I mean it´s not in the range of Today´s comic book movies but this went up against the CAPTAIN AMERICA movie with the shield on the motorcycle, the S.H.I.E.L.D. movie with David Hasselhoff and the PUNISHER movie with Dolph Lundgren. Compared to that the SPAWN movie was like Shakespeare ! As for the animated series it was produced for HBO so it was more violent and bloody than your regular 90s cartoon show and they covered the story much faster than in the comics where it just took forever. I really enjoyed the cartoon and think it really holds up compared to some of the other animated shows from the 90s.



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Watchin´ me do a dance that´s so SEXUAL, makin´you so HORNY, just watch the way I PUMP it, BANG me like you´re banging a gong, the way I work it gonna keep you COMIN. I´m a PRO, you won´t be disappointed.

Friday, May 24, 2019

A bit of comicbooks and a lot of PLAYBOY !

Some of these spin off posts don´t have a good balance between the basic premise of this blog - comic books and pop culture - and other things - mostly hot cult sirens - but I didn´t want to spread out the celebrity birthdays from May the 22nd to May the 24th over too many spin - offs.

What is strange is that I didn´t handpick them specifically but most of the women in this post have appeared in PLAYBOY. Anyway, that´s enough of an intro and we start the list of anniversaries on May the 22nd with one of the biggest heavyweights - at least over here in Europe - Hergé and I already did a a short post on his series TIM UND STRUPPI back in 2016 .


This is one of the comics where I read every issue of growing up and before you ask how I could afford that I want to make it clear that I read them all for free via the local library. As bad a reputation as comics had back then there were some that were already considered classics like Lucky Luke, Asterix und Obelix, Valerian und Veronique or Tim und Struppi. These were pretty popular because you could only borrow a certain number of them each time but the libraries were always well stocked and if you could not find the issue of Cubitus or Yoko Tsuno you were looking for you just grabbed a copy of Percy Pickwick or Rick Master.


So I read most of Hergé´s books for free and while I have bought a few compilation books recently I don´t know if I could spend the necessary money to get them all. I guess every comic collector has his own holy grail.


Next we have two blonde sexbombs starting with the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse who turned 32.


She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. With all of her success she has managed to stay down to earth which you really can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.


Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.


One of the reasons for making this section is that sometimes it is the only way for me to find out what I have missed like that Linda Hesse had a wardrobe malfunction on Carmen Nebel or that she got naked for the german PLAYBOY last year . Holey Moley, she really has a banging physique !


Luscious Linda used to be on everybody´s ears so she decides to give her faithful fans an eyeful. After finishing her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough to show that she still can cause huge erections among her followers with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty ).


Initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s " not the type of girl who does nude pictures " but in the end it took less to cross that boundary and to let it all hang out than Linda thought. Which is a godsend for her horny fans because she does it like a real professional.


Too many actresses or female celebrities get the urge to do nude pictures when they are older or they want to show that they are still hot but most of them didn´t think of doing naked photos in their younger years and so their new pictures are useless because we have nothing to compare it to.

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Others celebrities like hasian fitness guru Kiana Tom did it the right way because she not only posed naked for PLAYBOY, no, she also confessed that she is such a perfectionist that she had to wait until the right time in her career where she felt her body was in the best shape it has ever been in. So it´s no wonder her PLAYBOY issue sold completely out in one month.


And it seems Kiana had a blast doing it too : What a wonderful liberating beautiful experience to shoot with really renowned photographers and PLAYBOY. I had the pleasure of meeting Hugh Hefner several times and was invited to their many wild parties at the iconic Playboy Mansion.

As you may know, I posed for the Celebrity Cover & layout for PLAYBOY before getting married. It was a big decision for me to do it or not. They had approached me and my agent several times. Each time I said no thank you. My mentor / BFF / mother and I discussed it at length and with her guidance, decided to do it. My father had Playboy magazines in his closet, I used to sneak and look at all the beautiful photos of the women. ( all of the therapists out there are now having a field day ! lol ) The Playboy staff was so wonderful to work with, I had photo approval, choices of locations, photographers, makeup artists, stylists ... I actually did two shoots : one in studio, and one in Mexico. Extensive interview and layout.


The same time I did the magazine, Universal Soldier Movie had just hit the theaters. What a fun time ! We shot the photos at a 10 million dollar circular mansion in Mexico over looking the water. The property had upside down trees ( roots at the top ), full wait staff, indoor pool in my penthouse suite and BATS ! Yes bats ! Eek ! I called down and they sent up " bat spray. " lol. badump bump chi. My artist mother joined me on the trip. She is very liberal and open minded. She sketched me as I posed.


Now while Linda Hesse didn´t get naked in her twenties she did not wait too long and she is still in fantastic shape. But unlike other celebrities she didn´t go in blindly : she picked the location, the photographer and she also had a vision how she wanted the pictures to turn out. Which in turn led to a positive experience for her and better pictures for us horny fans.



Our second blonde sexbomb is page 3 legend and nude glamour model Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan who celebrated her 41st birthday although she has had phases where she was a brunette. She had also enhanced her breasts to a whopping 32FF but she later reduced them to a 32D size.


Like Janet Jackson she felt insecure about her body which was the reason why she did it. Katie started her career as a model at the young age of 13 for a clothing line and unbeknownst to her the project´s photographer was a convicted paedophile who insisted to shoot her in underwear.

Aside from being inside and on the covers of countless men´s magazines like FHM, Maxim, Nuts, Front, Zoo Weekly, Sky, Esquire, Loaded, Ice, Elle and Vogue she appeared in six volumes of Playboy's Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999 and in 2002 she was shooting a cover to run in PLAYBOY when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at the Playboy mansion.


Her competing for the right to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest 2004 was not as successful as her autobiography, Being Jordan, which got surprisingly positive reviews and became a massive bestseller and the 4th bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. Jordan : A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and has so far sold nearly 400,000 copies. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release. In Summer 2006 the novel Angel, a work of fiction, by Katie Price was published and hit the bestselling lists across the country.


We are staying with megabusty bombshells as Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA ( we´re talking 40DDs here ! ) turned 42.


Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got naked for PLAYBOY magazine.



Apropos appearing nude in PLAYBOY, celebrating her 49th anniversary was supermodel Naomi Campbell ( does she own a cape, by the way ? ).


Naomi also was in a few music videos during the 80s and 90s like George Michael´s Freedom that also featured Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Thurlington and Cindy Crawford. As usual Mtv only showed the full video after midnight and even though I have seen it a hundred times I´m not sure if you can see nipple in the parts with Naomi Campbell or not.

We also have to thank Michael Jackson for letting Naomi strut her stuff In The Closet. Yes, besides being a music icon and making the best music videos ever he brought the hottest sexbombs into out homes like Ola Ray, Lisa Dean, Tatiana Thumbtzen, Lisa Mary Presley, Iman not to forget his sisters LaToya and Janet. When the video was shot there was a lot of speculation about if there really was something going on between Naomi and Michael ( you can read some of it in this post ) but as always when a music video treads the line between softcore and porno and has such sex goddesses in it only the involved persons know what really went down.


Speaking of softcore, Fiona Gélin turned 57 who made quite a few erotic movies in the 80s and 90s but most important Scirocco a.k.a. Sahara Heat.


Who sadly never did softcore movies - although she certainly had the right measurements for it - is spanish singer Monica Naranjo, our only cult siren birthday for May the 23rd on which she celebrated her 45th anniversary.


So far I have only posted one video of Monica Naranjo because I am still hoping against hope I can find her live performance of Desatame from the gala show A Galicia Gente Va where she pushed her breasts all the way up to her chin and they almost spilled out of a tight red wonderbra. I have it on some of my old videocassettes but so far I could not find it on YouTube.



We return to comicbooks on May the 24th and Carmine Infantino who´s list of accomplishments are just too many to list them all here. One of the things he did was usher in the Silve Age of comics with the creation of the Barry Allen Flash for which he got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash - just for all those fans of the tv show who didn´t look it up.


Now I never got around to do the FLASH FRIDAY special I have planned for Carmine Infantino but I did write own little my tribute to him in 2016 .


A lot of readers of this blog think that I am writing too much about comic creators who are not active in the field anymore and while that may be true I have always written about the comicbooks I am currently reading and which thanks to the efforts of Marvel and DC with their constant retcons, relaunches and rebranding gears more to older books. One of my more recent acquisitions are all three omnibus books of Marvel´s STAR WARS series and Carmine Infantino did a lot of those issues. So even if I don´t write about any of his super hero series there will be more Carmine Infantino on this blog eventually. Until then you can check out my latest STAR WARS DAY post for more original artwork from a galaxy far far away.



We continue the celebrity birthdays for May the 24th with someone who is no stranger to sci fi - although in this case it´s more the b - movie sci fi version - as austrian stunner Sybil Danning turned 67. She was a topless wonder in the 70s an 80s which earned Sybil her own cult siren entry .

Sybil is a sexbomb from my youth who has " upgraded " a lot of tv series ( she was on Der Kommisar, Derrick, Vegas, Simon & Simon, Masquerade, The Fall Guy, Deadly Nightmares, Street Hawk, Superboy and The Lair ) and b - movies like Chained Heat, Herkules with Lou Ferrigno and Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express with her presence.


In some cases those movies are only still watched because of her parts like with The Howling II - Your Sister Is A Werewolf. I have recently re - watched it and have to conclude that the movie lives through Sybil´s presence and would be long forgotten if she didn´t take her clothes off.


Holy Full Moons, Batman ! One look at Sybil getting all animalistic and ripping off her shirt to show her huge rack will make anyone howl !

The producers also were aware of how much the movie owes to her which is why the scene with Sybil Danning revealing her substantial bare breasts was repeated seventeen times ( ! ) during the end credits screen crawl.


I couldn´t find a clip from The Howling II that included her topless scene although I´m not sure if I would have posted it. And since I have already posted They´re Playing With Fire where you get to see Sybil go topless twice I´m skipping the Sybil Danning video to mention two other Andy Sidaris actresses : Shae Marks, who celebrated her 47th birthday on the 1st of June and Ava Cadell who turned 63 on June the 15th. And while I still haven´t done a solo post for Shae Marks ( I don´t know if there is enough material for that ) I made one for Ava Cadell . By the way, new readers might want to check out the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and in 2018 ) since it´s not included in the Andy Sidaris links below.

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As Shae Marks has appeared in a number of Andy Sidaris movies it would have been difficult to pick a favorite one but all except Day of the Warrior ( see Shae Marks´ animated GIF above ) have been deleted by YouTube.



Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .


Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.


With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . But her biggest contribution to american culture still is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu . I wrote more on this in my Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie .


One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.


Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of post like  the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version. 


But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .


Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks , Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few.

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Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . 


You can find the other celebrity birthdays from May the 24th in this post .

Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube and I have run out of new ones to post. For lack of new videos I have included the links for the last ones I posted in all the posts where I mentioned her.


As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:14 min of Enki´s boobs trying to bust free / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 4:55 min of Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:17 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:46 min of Enki getting jiggly with it

Well, as it so happens I have found some new videos - at least I hope they are new ones but even if I have posted them before it´s better to post some of Enki´s videos twice than to miss some - and since they disappear very quickly from YouTube I am going to post them in batches of five. Now I know that not a lot of readers will go to the trouble of checking out all my old posts to see the other Enki Bracaj videos they have missed so I am going to include the videos from this post in the links above the next time I post some videos of her so that in the end we will have a lot of her videos. Here is Today´s selection of the world´s best braless newscaster :







We come from bigbreasted braless newscasters to fearless reporter with Hergé ´s Tintin going full circle to the beginning of this post. I have included this documentary from french tv station arte ( from where else ? ) about the seminal comic creator from Belgium in the links in previous posts but here it is again for those that have not checked it out yet.



Since I also already posted one of the animated Tintin movies ( in fact I had to repost it Today since they keep getting deleted by YouTube ) here is an episode from the cartoon that fits Today´s science fiction theme.



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