Goodbye Germany : at the Wild Wild West !

With nine posts still unfinished I should put all my energy on wrapping those up but at the same time I have been adding so many western related videos to those posts that I thought, why not make a spin - off post with some of these videos which might be quicker in the long run ?

Also it´s a good opportunity to continue my GOODBYE GERMANY series .

Now this is not the first time I am writing about western comics on this blog since I covered everything from DC Comics´ JONAH HEX to german western comics from my misspent youth , Jean Giraud a.k.a. Moebius BLUEBERRY , Landrömer´s KAUBOI UND KAKTUS , the many times Marvel Comics changed the original Ghost Rider´s name , Karl May´s WINNETOU , Gil Kane´s western comicbook covers , Gardner Fox´ western comicbook covers , Harvey Comics´ BLACK CAT , my post about Matt Wagner´s ZORRO and also the WILD WILD WEST movie with Will Smith in my cult siren post´s about all natural 36E ( !!! ) - 25 - 37 supreme blow up sex doll Salma Hayek .

Before we get to my usual mix of pop cultural relevant stuff, curvy cult sirens and personal favorites I have to mention a celebrity birthday that I forgot to include in my last post. Granted, since coming to Spain I have only been able to insert the anniversaries of notice sporadically but I have to mention blond Busenwunder Patricia Arquette who celebrated her 54th birthday on April the 8th. Thankfully this often overlooked brabuster nixed her plans to become a nun since she has won various awards during her career including one Oscar, three Golden Globes, two Primetime Emmy Awards, two Screen Actor Guild Awards and a British Academy Film Award.

Patricia is a hot mix of French - Canadian, Swiss, German, Jewish, English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Russian and when you see her all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 28 - 36 measurements you know why she was one of my first candidates in my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series. Although I never got to write that post. Or mention her on this blog which is why I had to include her Today.

Now usually when I include a top 5 of the best videos I start with the number 5 and work my way through to the best one but somehow things got a bit mixed up so we start with the best and then get to the rest.

Coming to the topic of Today´s post, we start with a few reading recommendations for those who have read and enjoyed LUCKY LUKE.

Not really a reading recommendation since I don´t know if I would enjoy it as much without the huge nostalgia factor but I just had to include a video about one of my favorite western series as a kid : BESSY, not Lassie.

Speaking of favorite western series, here is proof that even I don´t know everything : I thought that Winnetoonz was the first animated adaption of Winnetou but it seems there was an even earlier one. Does anybody know more about it ? The animation looks like Lou Scheimer´s Filmation.

Apropos Winnetou, Lex Barker really has done it all : Old Shatterhand, Kara Ben Nemsi Effendi, Tarzan, pirate, FBI agent and even outlaw Robin Hood.

I couldn´t include this in my - still unfinished - MASK OF THE ZORRO MONDAY WITH MATT WAGNER post because it already had a video with an anlysis of the movie. I try to avoid having two similar videos in one post.

This video serves two purposes : firstable it is a musical introduction to the next part of the bonus section but I also want to show a bit of love and moral support to Will Smith. I´m probably the only person on the planet who has not seen the Oscars since they don´t show them in Spain but what they have shown on every channel is what happened between Will Smith and Chris Rock. Which I refuse to comment until I have seen the Oscars. Whatever happened - justified or not - in my opinion most people forget too quickly what a great singer, musician and actor Will Smith is who has kept us entertained with his great performances for decades.

I have found quite a few episodes from the original WILD WILD WEST tv show on YouTube but as a comicbook fan I had to go with the one which has the original Batgirl 37C - 23 - 36 cult siren Yvonne Craig as a guest star.

Here´s the lovely Yvonne working on her tan in a clip from The Man from U.N.C.L.E. And before you go through your DVD collection this is from ONE SPY TOO MANY, a feature film version of the tv show that combined both The Alexander the Greater Affair episodes. The subplot and footage with Yvonne Craig was just shot for the film and did NOT appear on television.

You can also see the full clip - as well as many more with Yvonne Craig on such shows like STAR TREK or MY FAVORITE MARTIAN - on this website .

Coming from the WILD WILD WEST tv show to the 1999 movie, a big part of the pull of the film was ultimate latin blow up sex doll Salma Hayek who didn´t have a sexy table dance scene like in FROM DUSK TO DAWN but apart from that wore ..... let´s face it : not too much clothing. At least in her first scenes, later on she wore a lot of fabric. I guess they needed some spicy clips for the trailer so they could get the moviegoers money.

I mean what´s the deal with designing such an lingerie outfit for Salma Hayek and then covering her up for most of the movie ? I´m not saying that well endowed actresses have to be naked all the time. They can wear something for five minutes and get naked later on which is more sexy.

No, really, in my opinion if you have an actress with a stunning physique than you have to use that if you are a good director. And you seize the opportunity if you have an oscar - winning actor like Mickey Rourke in a movie instead of giving Dennis Rodman more screentime because you want to be his buddy or you´re smoking weed together. Also I think it should be a rule in horror movies that female characters only die after they have been naked. You might think this IS a rule - especially if you have seen the SCREAM saga - but it isn´t. Trust me, I have seen dozens of horror movies were whole squads of hot, nubile chicks met their end before undressing. What a waste. And it´s the same with Salma Hayek.

Back to WILD WILD WEST Salma Hayek does have some good scenes in the movie but ultimately she´s not a very likeable or sympathetic character because she plays the helpless damsel in distress the whole movie until the end when the old, decrepit " father " Will Smith and Kevin Kline have almost died to save turns out to her virile, potent and young husband.

It´s the part of the movie that bugs me the most. I guess it´s realistic that this sweet and hot looking massita is in reality a lying, scheming woman who seduces the heroes to get what she wants and doesn´t get her deserved upcommance but I don´t have to go to the movies for that.

According to internet sources the latin sex godess´ measurements are - all natural - 36E - 25 - 37 but here it looks to be much more. Anyway, at the moment Salma is married to a rich guy who just drowned her in expensive jewelery so you know what women really want. And you can find more pictures, videos and animated GIFs with Salma in my old cult siren posts .

You may have wondered why there was a giant mechanical spider in the movie and the answer to that is simple : producer Jon Peters put it in.

He was the producer along with director Sonnenfeld and in AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH, Kevin Smith talked about working with Peters on a fifth potential SUPERMAN film in 1997, revealing that Peters had three demands for the script. The first demand was that Superman is not allowed to wear the suit, the second was that Superman not fly, and the third was to have Superman fight a giant spider in the third act. After Tim Burton came on board, Smith's script was tossed away and the film was never produced due to further complications. A year later, he noted that WILD WILD WEST was released with the inclusion of a giant mechanical spider in the final act. Neil Gaiman has also said that Jon Peters insisted a giant mechanical spider be included in a film adaptation of THE SANDMAN.

To keep the western theme going - and to post something about another sexbomb with black hair and a huge rack here´s the swedish techno / folk / bluegrass band REDNEX . The group was very popular in Germany in the 90s although I have to say that I really started to like the band as soon as new front woman Julie Anne Tulley a.k.a. Scarlett joined their line up.

Wikipedia says they´re mostly known for the hit song " Cotton Eye Joe " in 1994. Although extremely popular in Germany, where the band holds the record of most total weeks ( 25 ) at No.1 on the German singles chart over the past 30 years - scoring such hits as " Old Pop in an Oak ", " The Spirit of the Hawk ” and " Wish You Were Here " - " Cotton Eye Joe " remains Rednex's sole hit in the United States. Now the real reason the Rednex are so popular in Germany is Scarlett and her bouncing action fan service.

They had another front woman with big boobs before ( a blonde ) but they really became most popular when Scarlett joined in 2001. Because they did a lot of live gigs on tv and Scarlett really knows how to shake it.

She always puts some extra effort on making her boobies bounce as they often just jump up and down to the music. In one show ( I think it was called APRES SKI HITS ) Scarlett´s huge breasts where jumping up and down so wild they almost came up to her chin. And in this instance the cameraguy even filmed it which almost never happens on german tv.

Staying in Germany - since this is a GOODBYE GERMANY post - I like to throw one of these in once in a while : videos that don´t fall into my obligatory five categories ( comicbooks, movies, tv shows, cartoons and music ) but still ties in with the topic of the post. I couldn´t find an episode of Klassiker der Weltliteratur with a western author so instead here we have a documentary about the true history of the wild wild west.

We come to a less serious version of the wild west with Vierzig Wagen Westwärts ( Forty Wagons Westwards, original title The Hallelujah Trail, spanish title The Whiskey Battle ) one of my favorite western movies.

I don´t know if it´s my favorite western movie but it´s up there with James Garner´s Auch ein Sheriff braucht Mal Hilfe ( Support Your Local Sheriff ), Jane Fonda´s Cat Balou ( that red dress as Trixie, daiiiiiiimn ! ),

the Rio Bravo / El Dorado double feature ( since it is basically the same movie ) the Magnificent Seven two parter, Terence Hill´s My Name Is Nobody ( only the first part and only with the german dubbing because they added a ton of jokes ) and a few other Terence Hill and Bud Spencer western collaborations, Sergio Leone´s The Man With No Name / Dollar trilogy, all of the Winnetou movies especially Unter Geiern with a very young Götz George and german all natural 40B - 22 - 36 Busenwunder Elke Sommer plus a few 1980s / 1990s westerns like Silverado or Young Guns.

Anyway, it´s easily in the top five and I still watch it every time it´s on tv.

It took me quite some time to find the right versions with the best quality although I am not one hunded percent sure if I got the right ones since the german version is listed as 149 minutes long and the original US version as 165 minutes long while we only have a difference of 3 minutes here.

Nevertheless I wanted to include both versions so you can see - and hear - the differences. Speaking of which, I haven´t watched the entire original US version but from what I have seen so far there are two differences.

Firstable, in the US version Donald Pleasance character is just refered to as Oracle while in the german dubbing his name is Orakel Jones. Second, the original version seems a tad more serious as in the german dubbing they felt the need to have two narrators : one who tells what the narrator in the original version tells and a second one who throws in some witty remarks and jokes. This is a practice you will experience in a lot of german dubbed movies where the german distribution company felt the original version was not funny enough and add more jokes in the dubbing. I really can´t say if that´s a good thing or a bad thing - in the case of My Name Is Nobody I tried to watch the spanish version and I just couldn´t - since I am just too used to the german dubbing which makes me clearly biased.

Apropos dubbed versions, I already posted a german episode of Hoot Kloot or how it´s called in Germany Sheriff Donnerknall ( Sheriff Thundercrack ).

This wraps up the western part of Today´s post addendum but wait - there´s more. I know that there are people out there who don´t like westerns and probably skip this entire post but for those who still soldiered through here are a few more nuggets starting with another episode from the fine folks at Ayer Nomas about another cult tv show.

Speaking of tv shows, we continue with two videos that I couldn´t fit into my PATRICK DUFFY´S MAN FROM ATLANTIS post . First up we have Journey To The Bottom Of The Sea - or how it was called in Germany Die Seaview - In geheimer Mission ( The Seaview On Secret Mission ) from 1966, a show I never knew existed. Now I swear I did not plan this but there is also an episode with Yvonne Craig as a guest star ( episode 7 from the first season called Turn Back The Clock ) and if you´re wondering why I didn´t include it the reason is that I simply couldn´t find it on YouTube. 

The title of Journey To The Bottom Of The Sea was of course borrowed from the famous book with the same title from the father of modern science fiction so our second video is the 1978 tv movie Jules Verne - Adventure In Atlantis original title The Return Of Captain Nemo.

Closing things out for Today we have one of these incredibly rare once in a lifetime YouTube finds since I didn´t even know a Beatles cartoon existed.

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It´s Femme Fatale Friday with THE SPIRIT !

As I mentioned in my last post the second part of this year´s Will Eisner appreciation series is all about the bad girls who make little comicbook reading boy´s hearts go faster even if they are not exactly sure why.

Yup, I´m talking about that magic moment in every comicbook reading guys life when you become less interested in the hero´s significant other who are nice girls and start to pay more attention to the female villains with their big breasts, deep plunging cleavages, skintight leather outfits, curvaceous bodies, loose morals, readily open long legs and open sexuality.

Now this post will not be an extensive analysis about all the bad girls in Will Eisner´s THE SPIRIT since there have been entire books dedicated to that subject written by people much more knowledgeable about Will Eisner´s work than me. So anybody interested in that can pick them up.

What I am doing here is posting the best original art with Will Eisner´s bad girls from THE SPIRIT series I could find and as always this is an extremely subjective selection. So you will not find all of the femme fatales here while I will definitely include some personal favorites, even if most of the comicbook afficionados won´t care for them. One hot massita who always got my blood boiling ( and certain parts of the male anatomy growing to unbelievable size ) is Powder Pouf from the story The Name Is Powder.

At least I think that she is not as popular as other THE SPIRIT bad girls since it was not only extremely difficult to find the splash page above in good quality despite being one of many Spirit devotees favorite splash pages but also because it was almost impossible to find any colored versions of it. This is a really low quality picture but it´s the colored version that appeared in the reprints by the german publisher Carlsen.

And here is another coloring with much better quality. I´m just guessing here but maybe the color of Powder´s dress was changed because it was too similar to the Spirit´s clothes. Back then they didn´t have the large color palette artists can use Today thanks to the wonders of computers.

Since I already posted the follow up story to this in a previous Will Eisner tribute here is her first appearance and while I found all the pages from the second story I only found a few from this one. Which lends further credibility to my theory that she doesn´t rank as high on the Spirit Bad Girl meter as some of the other massitas including our next contestant.

Of course I´m talking about P´Gell who not only has the same initials as Power Girl but also inspires that same reaction in all males of every age.

She burst onto the comicbook scene with this striking cover which has been reproduced many times and her text bubble - combined with her body language - tells you everything there is to know about this character.

Now as I said I am not an expert on THE SPIRIT so I don´t know if and to which extend the pose above was inspired by asian bad girl Madame Cobra from the story Spike and Bat meet Madame Cobra by artist Jack Sparling.

I found the art above on the RAGGED CLAWS NETWORK and besides the pictures there isn´t any further explanation by the author that may prove the connection between Madame Cobra and Will Eisner´s P´Gell. In any case I am not the only comic reader whose kryptonite are hasian blow up sex dolls since she even made it on the cover of TELL IT TO THE MARINES. 

Speaking of asian sexbombs, I always thought that Kretchma ( does she have a last name ? ) from the story War Brides looks particularly asian but that may just be wishful thinking on my part since it´s about war brides from the G. I. ´s tours of Europe. On the other hand there may be an asian influence in Kretchma´s lineage that´s just not mentioned in the story.

Coming back to P´Gell, I am not sure if she is Denny Colt´s Catwoman since there is also Sand Saref but she is one of the few recurring female femme fatales since a lot of them have short but memorable done in one appearances. P´Gell on the other hand returns again and again with a new mysterious ploy to befuddle the Spirit and make with all the money in the end like an exclusive boarding school for girls for the rich. Which may not be as far fetched as some of her other schticks because who better to prevent innocent, blooming girls from the pitfalls and dangers of a life on the wrong side of the tracks than somebody who has experienced it all ? 

Once again it´s time to wrap things up but don´t worry, there´s enough material left for at least two more posts on the bad girls ( and some of the good girls ) from Will Eisner´s THE SPIRIT. When I will come to that I don´t know since coming up is my next THE SPIRIT post, this time about those incredible splash pages that are so often imitated but never duplicated.

Speaking of femme fatales, continuing our countdown of days of birth past on February the 25th we have Penthouse Pet Samatha Phillips who played Samatha Maxx, the busty blonde with the high squirt factor in The Dallas Connection ( a.k.a. Deadworks ) who holds the record for getting her pictures published in the most countries and who turned 54 years old.

Well - rounded in more than just the physical sense, Sam is a woman for the new millenium : she´s ambitious and she´s busy and not above using her spectacular naked body as fame currency. Sam has been a member of an all girl rock group, The Lykettes, a talk show host, a reality tv host, radio DJ, a spokesmodel, she has hosted any kind of show that exists on the planet and she became a pop icon as one of the most sought after models of the 80s. However the walking blow up sex doll template reaped the greatest exposure in the realm of sexploitation quickie flicks thanks to her rack - tastic 34D - 26 - 35 measurements and is famous for producing the Busty Cops movie series starring all of her buxom centerfold friends.

Sadly she was only in one Andy Sidaris movie but you can see her naked in classics like Hot Springs Hotel, Passion Cove, Bedtime Stories, Fallen Angel, The Regina Pierce Affair, Passion´s Obsession and Sexual Malice.

Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).

When I was growing up there were two writers whose work you had to read, the first one was Jules Verne and the other was Karl May. I have mentioned Karl May and Winnetou ( and especially Elke Sommer´s deep cleavage in Unter Geiern which left a lasting impression on little Subzero ) in a few posts but I only got around to do one post on Karl May with a special emphasis on the Winnetou comic books in 2016. So far I have not made a follow up post because for once I´m not that versed about Karl May and I mostly know the movie adaptions they have made of his books.

Elke Sommer really was the personification of the german Fräuleinwunder and a living screen goddess. Here she is in Lisa And The Devil opposite Telly Savalas by Mario Bava who did the comic adaptation Danger Diabolic !



And you can find more celebrity birthdays from February the 22nd up until February the 25th in last year´s Greg LaRoque birthday post about his work on LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and another one from February the 25th in the aforementioned Karl May post. I also covered all the celebrity birthdays from February the 26th in this post about spanish comicbooks from my youth with a special spotlight on all the female characters - talk about diversity. Since there is nothing important to add let´s move along.

On the 27th of February we had Jeff Smith, one of the pioneers of independent comics in the 80s who turned 60 who wrote and drew the marvelous Shazam and the Monster Society of Evil 4 issue mini series.



He is of course best known for his work on Bone which for me was a wonderful and frustrating experience - at the same time. Wonderful because it´s one of those books where everybody tells you you have to read it because it´s so good and you just don´t want to read it because you already have so many other books to read but then you finally cave in to find out what all the hype is about and then you find out that it IS actually that good. Frustrating because I was reading it while it was still coming out and even though I was late to the party - as always - and got the first issues I was missing in trade ( through which I just plowed ) waiting for every new issue to arrive in shops was just pure agony. Of course once a new issue found its way into my pull box I was happy again.

Which only lasted about five minutes - which was the time it took to read the whole thing - then it was back to frustration again. Now a lot of people say that a comic that you read in five minutes is not worth what you pay for it but let me tell you that any issue of Bone is like a master class in how to make comics so it´s totally worth it. And I am even going so far as to say that the quicker you read a comic the better it´s written.

In most cases. With Bone you read an issue in five minutes because what happened in the issue was happening so fast but afterwards you wanted to know more. With Today´s comic books there are some you read in five minutes and it seems like an eternirty. Anyway, I never read Rasl, mainly because I don´t buy into the romanticizing of robbery ( anybody who got something precious stolen knows that there is nothing glorious about stealing ) so I always have problems when the main character is a thief.

But who knows, I think the series is already finished so maybe I just need somebody who convinces me - again - to give Jeff Smith another chance.

We also had a sad anniversary on the 27th but because Norm Breyfogle was always in my list of the top five Batman artists I have to pay him tribute.

Of course everybody has their favorites but for me the number one spot clearly goes to Jim Aparo. His Batman was in all the stories I read, in The Brave and the Bold and later Batman and the Outsiders one of my favorite books of all time. He drew most of the iconic stories and his Batman was always very consistent unlike Neal Adams´ Batman who looked different depending on if it was in World´s Finest, The Brave and the Bold or the Batman stories. Still Neal Adams is my number two because of all the great stories of my youth that he drew with Batman going up against Ras Al Ghul bare chested and kissing Thalia. But Norm Breyfogle comes close behind.

I don´t remember how many books Jim Aparo and Neal Adams drew each month but when he was on the Batman books Norm Breyfogle drew both books almost continuously. There were a few stories where other artists stepped in but I don´t recall if that was to give Norm a breather to catch up on the monthlies or because Norm was drawing another project. But if you read Batman between 1987 and 1993 it was all Norm Breyfogle. As for the other two Batman artists in my top five list I would say Marshall Rogers and Don Newton ( I always liked his art ) with a honorable mention for Kelley Jones who for me drew one of the best and most underrated runs.

Speaking of Kelley Jones, for links to all of my previous Kelley Jones posts plus a lot of nifty art and more of my thoughts on this exemplary artist check out last year´s KELLEY JONES HALLOWEEN post and also if you have not read it already get yourself a copy ( preferably of the hardcover ) of BATMAN : KINGS OF FEAR. The art by Kelley Jones is incredible and Scott Petersen has truly succeeded in writing the definite Scarecrow story.

Coming back to Norm Breyfogle, as longtime readers know even before his death I had started to actively seek out more of his work. Which was in big part due to the research for this blog. Because you never realize just how much some artists have done unless you really have to take a good look. At the moment I have completed most of his mainstream work like on The Spectre but there are some independent books that still elude me.

I have managed to find two issues of Danger Dozens but it seems nobody has this. I hope that somebody reprints this but it seems highly unlikely. In any case, I have found a lot of original art from the series online which will probably end up in a post somewhere if I can´t do a review. It will not be my next Norm Breyfogle post because there are a few pages left that I couldn´t fit into my last one and I want to get that out of the way first.

I wrote my first Norm Breyfogle post in 2013 into which I put everything you would ever want to know about him including the kitchen sink. My second post was about when they finally started reprinting his work on the Batman titles in chronological order in Spain ( with the original text in spanish and translated to english by Yours Truly ) and my third post had artwork from various of the books he worked on as did my fourth one .

And finally I did a spotlight post on his work on the Batman titles in 2018. The post also includes more celebrity birthdays from February the 27th which wraps up that part of the post. There are still a few categories we have to cross off in the video section and in keeping with the topic of the post I want to share some videos with one of the hottest commodities on european tv right now, none other than hot spanish tv presenter Graciela Alvarez Lobo. This mouthwatering massita is not a brabuster and more of a shirtbuster because she is best known for her signature move. Que rica !

Yep, gorgeous Graciela already had a big male fanbase because she has on of the best sets on spanish tv ( I couldn´t find her exact measurements ) but she took things up a notch when her massive melons could not be contained. And if it was not enough that her perfect puppies almost bust loose on live tv they tried to escape their restrictive clothing two times.

Graciela´s gigantic gazongas busted her blouse open at the beginning of the show 90 Minuti ( which is a show about soccer, and is it just me or do shows about soccer always involve the ultimate sexbombs all around the entire globe except for Germany ? ) and when the button was reattached it was eliminated a second time. Being the pro that she is ( and I am not implying anything like that she is a professional hooker who can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute ) Graciela continued the show with a then more open cleavage that wasn´t so restraining to her twins.

Now as impressive as this display of generous cleavage was there were - of course - some viewers who had a problem with this rack attack and there are even some people who gave her some flack because they implied she did it on purpose. To which I say : that makes it even better. The whole world - or at least every male person who saw this - should give her thanks for having pity on all us miserable guys in front ot the tv set and share with us another great set. I mean, what an incredible demonstration of muscle control. This woman does not deserve our spurn but our standing ( and I mean that quite literally ! ) ovation. She deserves an Emmy or whatever the spanish equivalent of a tv award is. Give her a Goya already.



Anyway, as I said, like with a lot of other tv sexbombs I could not find out much about her but she was born on May the 28th in 1991 so maybe I will post another video with her in May. Because there are a lot of videos where she displays her giant - sized woman - things in generous cleavages.



Because of Karl May´s anniversary I wanted to include a western cartoon but I think I have already mentioned the abominable Winnetoons series and in any case I wouldn´t inflict that terror on my worst enemy. So instead here is an episode of Sheriff Donnerknall or Hoot Kloot in the US.



I was thinking about which music video would fit the topic of this post but in the end I went with En Vogue´s super sultry Giving Him Something He Can Feel. Not only does it fit the whole crime noir theme to a t with it´s speakeasy nightclub setting, the performance of the four afro - american aphrodites was so sexually charged that Mtv didn´t show it before midnight. And that despite the fact that they stay fully clothed throughout the entire video. It´s like I always say : if you got it flaunt it.



Speaking of flaunting what you got, a tv show that also went into the crime and punishment direction was Dark Justice about a judge who got finally fed up with the justice system when a car bomb destined for him killed his wife and son and he decided to take justice into his own hands.

The series featured blonde bombshell Janet Gunn and so far I haven´t mentioned her or the series because I could not find any good material.



The reason why Janet is on my list of all time tv crushes is that she not only appeared in her first episode in a stunning dress with a plunging cleavage that perfectly displays her protruding puppies, she also tries to hit on a guy in a bar using every inch of her body to try and drag him to the nearest hotel to bang his brains out. Not because she´s a hooker ( which Janet could easily pull off with her pornstar body ) but because she´s one of these women paid to test if a guy is faithful. Which in my opinion is one of the biggest scams in history and I openly call foul on this.

Now I know that women can be suspicious and want to know if their guy is faithful. The thing I am questioning here is how realistic these scenarios really are. Take me for instance, how big are the chances that a blonde Busenwunder like Janet would talk to me less look at me ? To women in general I am invisible and if they notice me at all it´s with this certain disgust in their eyes. So if a sexbomb like Janet would suddenly engage in a conversation with me and manage to convince me to go to a no - tell motel room with her to partake in some special midnight olympics ( which would take her all of five seconds ) how is this an accurate unfolding of an encounter in real life ? No, for me this is a cheap schtick especially since the women who are hired to do this use every dirty trick in the book.

I know that there are guys who stay faithful to their women no matter what but in my opinion a woman who is trained in the right techniques can get any guy to go to a motel with her. Anyway, that was one totally unrelated rant so let´s get back to Janet Gunn on Dark Justice. Her first episode is Lush Life, episode 5 from season 2 and so far I couldn´t find it anywhere. I mean try to find something on YouTube with the words lush and life. The best clip with her I could find ( apart from her incredibly steamy sex scene in Night Of The Running Man ) is from episode 5 of season 3 of Silk Stalkings where Janet Gunn briefly appears in a bikini and as you can see I had to resort to the french version. Because while there are a lot of episodes of seasons 3 and 4 in english this episode has been blocked - at least in Germany ( probably because of extreme hotness of Janet Gunn ). She also appeared in seasons 6 to 8 but again no episodes.



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Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We´ll cure your cowboy ways yet.