As blog regulars know the month of February usually starts with a post about Ron Frenz who turned 61 on the 1st of this month but then I would completely forget all about 36D - 25 - 36 swimsuit model / Instagram star Natalie Hadek who just got her own spotlight post . So Ron Frenz was only postponed and it´s not the first time his birthday post got delayed .
Now some readers may think that I am always writing about comicbook artists who are past their prime and start to get bored ( At least I think that may be the case since I don´t get that many comments. So if you have any complaints, suggestions or praise let your voice be heard and please let me know in the comments below. ) but I just read most of my MC2 books ( except for AMERICAN DREAMER and LAST PLANET STANDING which I haven´t found yet ) and for me his work on A NEXT still holds up.
I have done spotlight posts for various books Ron Frenz penciled and I know that everyone is waiting for my series on Thor´s SOUL SHROUD SAGA with bathed breath but I thought that I could switch things up a bit this year and do a post about the artwork Ron Frenz posts on Facebook - much like the first one I did on Matt Wagner´s quarantine gallery . These are trying times for us all and Ron Frenz has been one of the few sources of positiveness whenever I had a shitty day. Which is most of the days lately.
Deja Vu. The strange feeling that you´ve seen or experienced something before. Not only do I have a series that presents covers of comicbooks that pay homage to other covers called that but it is something that often happens to me when I write this section. I often am one hundred percent sure that I have mentioned somebody on the blog before but when I start looking for it I can´t find it. Which could also be a case of me forgetting to add the corresponding label but it is still unsettling. Anyway, after going through the list of anniversaries for February the 3rd - to make sure I did not forget anybody important which always happens - I came across three such persons where I was convinced I had written about them before.
Well, technically just two persons because I did INDEED write something about natural born 34C - 25 - 36 stripper starlet Kathleen Kinmont who turned 56 before. Just not on her birthday and not as much as I thought.
I also didn´t post as many animated GIFs of her as I thought. The reason for that is that I mentioned the birthday of her husband Lorenzo Lamas ( or like he is called in Germany Lorenzo Lahmarsch which means Lorenzo Lameass ) very often and since his anniversary is in January and I don´t like to repeat myself I just skipped Kathleen Kinmont´s birthday telling myself that I would include it the following year. Which I never did.
Lorenzo Lamas is best known for getting beat up by the asian butler on Falcon Crest and a series that never made sense as the main character is an ex - cop, wrongly accused for the murder of his wife who hides from the law while working as a bounty hunter. By the way, if you don´t know Renegade ( how I envy you ) you should avoid it at all costs unless you´re a really big fan of X - Men´s loser Gambit or born for porn blonde brabuster Kathleen Kinmont who has a porn star body and an ass that won´t quit.
Now while the show deservedly never won any awards at least the casting is very favorably stacked in regards to hot babes and aside from playmate material Kathleen Kinmont you have tv screen sirens of high caliber guest starring like hasian Kelly Hu, Leah Remini, Angie Harmon, sexorcist Linda Blair , babelon five striptease star Tracy Scoggins who even managed to outsex tittylating Teri Hatcher on Lois & Clark : The New Adventures of Superman, Fabiana Udenio, Janet Gunn or the obligatory Becky Mullen .
Closing out the part of guest stars on Renegade there are two more names readers of this blog should have heard once or twice, the first being Bruce Penhall who also starred in many Andy Sidaris movies where dicktamers like Roberta Vasquez or Julie K. Smith rubbed their boobs all over his body.
But the second and most important is PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month for May 1994, Shae Marks. This hot mix of cherokee, irish and french had cameos on Married With Children, Viper and Black Scorpion but is best known for Andy Sidaris Day of the Warrior and Return to Savage Beach .
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer. Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).
Coming back to Kathleen, while it may be bordering on masochism to watch all the episodes of Renegade just to catch Kathleen in a hot dress with a generous cleavage or even a bikini ( which does happen in quite a few episodes ) definitely check out The Corporate Ladder since it not only has some of Kathleen Kinmont´s breast nude scenes ( see animated GIF ) it also stars playmate Lisa Marie Scott, Talisa Soto and Meilani Paul .
Next we have screen writer / movie director / critic / translator / publisher Paul Auster who celebrared his 74th birthday who worked on such movies as Smoke, Blue In The Face or Lulu On The Bridge. I first encountered his work with David Mazuchelli´s adaption of his novel City Of Glas which is the second part of his New York trilogy. After a ton of research I found out that I indeed posted the cover to this graphic novel in a post where I mentioned Harry Rowohlt - since the book was published by Rowohlt here in Germany - but didn´t write anything about Paul Auster.
Longtime followers of the blog know that I often mention german Schlager stars in this section because that is part of the potpourri of music I grew up with. There are some I didn´t like and ignore and others I liked - most of which were hot chicks - but there is a third category which are those that were so famous that you just automatically knew, almost through osmosis. You were so familiar with their songs that you didn´t even think about if you actually liked their songs. Now while Tony Marshall who turned 83 would fall into the last category where the level of celebrity is concerned I distinctively recall that his songs always made me feel better when I was in a bad mood. His music just has a positive impact on people.
Time to come back to our regularly scheduled celebrity birthdays on February the 4th which was the 51st anniversary of Gabrielle Anwar.
I thought I had first seen her in Acapulco H.E.A.T. but it really wasn´t before Burn Notice that I saw her on a regular basis. Now I know that a lot of people say that they don´t understand what that show is all about but since I already explained everything there is to know about Burn Notice at length in this post let´s get to the real reason why I mentioned Gabrielle.
Cult tv bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter is best known as Cordelia Chase on Buffy and the spin off Angel although Today´s kids may better know her from her recurring role on Veronica Mars which means they missed a lot of scorching bikini scenes with Charisma´s huge 34D beach balls.
One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.
In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission. Daimn !
We stay with tv sexbombs who know how to fill out a bikini with buxom Brandy Ledford who turned 52. TV audiences now may know her from Modern Family while my generation might remember her on Married With Children, High Tide, Walker Texas Ranger, Outer Limits, Viper or her recurring roles on Fast Track, Invisible Man, Whistler or Andromeda.
Like I said, people from my generation MIGHT remember Brandy Ledford from any of these shows but what we really instantly recall is that she went under the name Jisel for a time and was the Penthouse Pet of The Year 1992. Because she was not only in a plethora of nude pictorials she also provided the best parts of various PENTHOUSE videos like Penthouse Pet Of The Year Play - Off 1991, Penthouse : Dream Girls, Penthouse Pets 30 : 60 but most importantly Penthouse : Fast Cars, Fantasy Women. I remember back then it was a big deal when PENTHOUSE started releasing videos and they were always quickly grabbed at the video rental store.
Now one reason why I wanted to pay homage to one of the biggest sex symbols from my teenage years is that I always brainfart that she also was on BAYWATCH HAWAII . Probably because Krista Allen always distracts me.
The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII.
BAYWATCH was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other show had more actresses who were featured in Playboy or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she´s in - at least - one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like one of my favorite born for porn tv sex bombs of all times, nubian sex goddess Traci Bingham ( Traci Banghim ) on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
Now I don´t know if this was still going on when BAYWATCH HAWAII was on but surely none of the female cast members would play second fiddle on this sex orgy merry go round. Kama Sutra instructor in spe Krista Allen for example played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible porn star body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.
As for Brandy Ledford, she appears on a few top ten lists in regards to gratuitous scenes in movies since she started her career with the only nude scene in Demolition Man ( the scene is a bit weird and looks like it was only thrown in as an afterthought ) and besides her bonerinducing outings as a PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR she also appears in Killing for Love where she delivers one of the best sex scenes in movie history .
That scene is what I always pictured happening behind closed doors between Dinah Lance a.k.a. Black Canary and Oliver Queen a.k.a. Green Arrow. Even though in the comics Dinah Lance´s natural hair color is black and the blonde hair is only a wig. Which is one of the reasons why she brushes off everybody who hits on her with blonde pick up lines. Anyway, I still imagine Brandy Ledford as the one who polishes Oliver´s long shaft.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Starting the second part of this bonus section we have a video that is a callback to our last Ron Frenz post going over his contribution to the Superman lore. Which also incorporates the Man Of Tomorrow getting a new outfit. Somehow this seems to be part of Ron Frenz´ pedigree.
During his runs both Spider - Man and Thor got new outfits, in fact Thor got two, three if you count Eric Masterson´s Thunderstrike costume.
I just love Thunderstrike and I´m still pissed that Marvel never used his full potential. And that instead of using him in the Marvel movies they turned the regular Thor into a kind - of version of Thunderstrike that was a joke.
Not only would it have been ten times better if they had used the real Thunderstrike but if they did that they would have published some TRUE BELIEVER issues with the Eric Masterson Thor and Thunderstrike giving the character much deserved exposure. As it is they only upset their old readers and Thunderstrike fans and let his fall much deeper into obscurity.
At least he is featured in the latest volumes of Thor´s Epic Collections.
Going on from comicbooks to the realm of movies, in the past I posted quite a few videos from Joe Bob Brigg´s Monstervision but Today I have something really special : an interview with the man, the legend himself.
Continuing the videos throwing down facts about Germany here are twenty german words americans use all the time and their true meaning.
Our next stop on our international cruise tour is Serbia where Aleksandra Prijovic gives one of the breast interviews ever I have seen in a long time.
Now I can´t understand a word they are saying but I think you will enjoy it nonetheless even if Aleksandra only has an almost wardrobe malfunction.
As usual I did a little research on Aleksandra Prijovic and because it was not easy finding any information on her I decided to include the little I was able to dig up. Aleksandra is an actress and producer who was born in Sombor, Serbia on the 22nd of September in 1955. Her star sign is Virgo, her chinese star sign is the Pig and I´m not just saying this to make a pun.
She is best known for being a pop singer / songwriter who rose to fame after competing in the sorbian talent show series The Grand Stars in 2013.
She placed fourth and released the hit single For Us It´s Too Late in 2014.
Now while this balkan brabuster is predestined to pose naked for PLAYBOY magazine with her bonerinducing 43E - 26 - 38 measurements I can neither confirm nor deny if she has actually done that. You see, while I haven´t found any PLAYBOY covers or pictures with her I can´t read russian or any other language from the eastern Europe / balkan region so if I came across a cover from the russian or slovenian PLAYBOY with Aleksandra Prijovic I wouldn´t have recognized it. So who knows ? She may have posed nude for PLAYBOY or other magazines but she definitely has the body for it.
Coming back to the rest of the information I found about Aleksandra - which is no less one hundred percent reliable as if she did nude pictures - another thing that is as hard to believe that she hasn´t done a naked photoshoot yet is the claim that she is still single. Now that she didn´t make naked pictures that is already stretching the suspension of disbelief.
But I´m willing to believe that because a lot of women in showbiz think that when they get naked in front of the camera that means the end of their career. Or at least that they will now only be seen in that capacity.
But to entertain the notion that a natural born grade - a blow up sex doll like Aleksandra who not only looks like a playmate of the year and but also is a squirt tornado in the bedroom does not have a boyfriend is completely preposterous. With her pornstar body guys should be standing in line for the privilege to dicktame her. What´s the matter with the sorbian men ?
Anyway, what´s easier to ascertain is that her eye color is amber, her hair color is brown, her favorite singer is Smokey Robinson, her favorite book is The Aeneid, her favorite movie is The French Connection from 1971, her favorite actor is Samuel L. Jackson, her favorite actress is Julie Andrews, her favorite sport is wrestling, her favorite food are donuts, her favorite color is blue - green and her favorite place is Kilkenny in Ireland. That´s all I could find out about Aleksandra so any additional info is most welcome.
Staying with hot sexbombs, we have a callback to the Andy Sidaris movies with amazonian Überbabe Julie Strain and to sweeten the pot let´s throw in another dozen of sexstacular b - movie queens from the 80s and 90s.
Deja Vu Department part two : I know that I posted a movie called Trilogy Of Terror before but I´m pretty sure it wasn´t this one. Maybe somebody out there knows if there were more than one movie with that same title.
Since our first comicbook video was just showing some pages of a trade I wanted to include a second one that goes a bit deeper and does a thorough analysis of the work. In our case it´s James O´Barr´s The Crow.
I just found this channel and so I know nothing about the show Dangerous Assignment but I stumbled onto this episode which takes place in Munich.
Closing things out, our first cartoon video is another SyFy presentation, Everything You Didn´t Know About Captain N : The Game Master and blog stalwarts - as well as anybody who has seen a video with Jackie " Juggs " Jennings - may be questioning if me posting another video with her is bordering on the masochistic since Jackie is her usual über snarky self.
But since I don´t have a cartoon video that fits Today´s topic I decided to post all the videos with her before I have to completely rebuild my life. It´s unavoidable so I might as well make the best of it, turn over a new leaf. As in previous videos Jackie Jennings tries ( in vain ) to hide her giant melons - which could give any of the Andy Sidaris playmates´s and Penthouse Pets erection guaranteeing hooters a run for their money ( if you don´t believe me check out her giant sized sweater puppies in the Mystery Men video ) under the game master´s famous yellow shirt.
It´s no secret that Busenwunder Jackie Jennings didn´t get her job because she is so thorough researching the subject of the videos she hosts, hashtag deepthroat dictation lubrication sexsation. DD dicktamer Jackie was born to massage throbbing erections with her mouthwatering titanic tittylating twin torpedoes until they become harder than unto a thing of iron and milk them completely dry. That she didn´t end up in the porn industry - based on the sheer size of her huge breasts alone - is one of the biggest mysteries of the last century. She only has two big talents which she must use every night to convince her perverted, horny boss to let her keep her job so he can use her as his personal blow up sex doll.
By the way, if anybody out there knows Jackie Jennings measurements or at least her breast size any information is most welcome. And I still can´t believe that nobody has made an animated GIF of a woman who has such hugely overdeveloped oppai. Internet pervs you´re sleeping on this one.
And for those who - understandably - skipped the video above because of Jackie Jennings´annoying antics or they already know everything there is to know about Captain N : The Game Master here is the first episode.
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