It´s Comicbook Titans / Thalia Thursday !

The first really big comicbook related birthday in this post is of course the great late Jim Aparo on August the 24th. And while I can´t do a full on post on him right now the blow is lessened by the fact that I just posted issue 160 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD in this Supergirl post which also gets into the weirdest and creepiest stories throughout her history.

Another reason why I can bear it is that I have written plenty of posts in his honor. So I won´t put up links to all of except for two : last year´s AMAZED BY APARO tribute post which not only has links to previous Jim Aparo posts but also more birthdays from August the 21st up until August the 24th and there are also a few celebrity birthdays from August the 24th which I skipped in the following years in this post about Jim Aparo´s BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS ( best DC team book ever ) from 2016.

On the following day - August the 25th - Mike Kaluta celebrated his 72nd anniversary. He got his own spotlight post in 2016 ( did I do anything else than work on the blog that year ? ) and as always the post includes the other celebrity birthdays from that day. And if you want to make sure you hit all the birthdays from August the 25th definitely check out this post .

Now we come to the main attraction, the showstopper and the real reason why I cut this part from the other birthdays. Because on August the 26th we find latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint that latin superstar Thalia. She turned 48 and she also has the best stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes Janet Jackson´s patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame.

You can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 26th in this FLASH FRIDAY post but before you do that you might want to watch Thalia´s raunchiest live performances. That´s right, over the years I have been collecting a plethora of Thalia videos but I could only post one or two at a time so that I have finally decided to just put a batch of them in this post.











Now these are all old videos and some of them are not the best quality so here is the video for Thalia´s newest hit Lento. She still brings the heat.



Our second really big comicbook related anniversary is the late, great Jack " The King " Kirby on August the 28th. As longtime readers know Jack Kirby has been popping up in a lot of posts on this blog besides being featured in many spotlight posts - the latest ones were a BLACK AND WHITE post I did on MISTER MIRACLE and two on THE FANTASTIC FOUR - so I don´t want to put up links to all of them. From my feature post on Big Barda to my special THORSDAY posts about issues 171 ( part 1 / part 2 ) and 173 ( part 1 / part 2 ) where I found the german black and white pages of the issues from Williams to a THORSDAY post on Vince Coletta´s birthday with a special focus on the horrible re - coloring of Disney´s re - issuing of TALES OF ASGARD in an omnibus edition that obstructs almost all of Kirby´s art.

I am however including the links to my Jack Kirby birthday post from 2017 and my post about Jack Kirby´s CAPTAIN VICTORY from 2016 since they include the rest of the celebrity birthdays from August the 27th and 28th.

Some years ago I found some of the old 1960 Marvel cartoons on amazon at a reasonable price but for some reason I didn´t buy them. Which I now regret. The animation was crude with only the most basic movements but the animated pictures were taken directly from the great Jack Kirby art.



Our last comicbook birthday brings us thankfully back to the land of living as one of my favorite artists Jason Pearson celebrated his 49th year on the 29th of August. I´m not sure if he is still doing interior work but I see his covers pop up on various books from time to time. As somebody who is having trouble bringing his ideas from the brain onto the comic page it blows my mind that somebody as talented as him also struggles with this.

Anyway, you can check out more Jason Pearson goodness in this spotlight post which also has the rest of the birthdays from that day and those willing can find more anniversaries from August the 28th up until the 1st of September in this post about Gene Colan´s time on the Batman books and some birthday from August the 30th and the 1st of September in another Gene Colan tribute post . And with that we are officially done with all the birthdays for this month. I thought about including some of them in my newest posts but I will keep them as they are and instead try this new system of having some posts for certain topics without the birthdays and some posts just for the birthdays. We´ll see how this goes.

Time for more videos with blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv. In previous posts I wrote that 41 is probably her cup size, 41DD or 41E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.

And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.

Now most of these videos are rather short so I am including a batch of five as usual. I could spend my summer vacation between those titanic tits !







Sadly there are no bikini videos with Oana Andoni ( those would surely break the internet ) but there are some extremely large chested blow up sex dolls among the contestants of the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and the Rehab Bikini Invitational some of them even worthy of starring in a Russ Meyer movie. And I don´t know what dozens of mega sexy women in the tiniest bikinis have to do with rehab but I would not have minded to have some of them as my personal physiotherapist. Or sex therapy surrogate.







While I can´t do a full post on Jim Aparo I wanted to include a video about him so here is issue 101 of The Brave And The Bold in which Batman teams up with Metamorpho, the Elemental Man. Nowadays most writers have much use for Metamorpho ( although he appears in THE TERRIFICS which started out strong but very quickly took a dive in quality ) mostly because with his powers it doesn´t seem like there is anything he can´t handle.

He was a pretty popular hero when he first appeared in the sixties : he got his own series which lasted 17 issues and he even got his own catchy theme song thanks to Power Record´s Plastic Man - The Invasion of the Plastic Men / Metamorpho - Fumo, the Fire Giant double feature record .



Since most of the post is about Thalia I wanted to seize the opportunity to post more content for my spanish readers which might feel overlooked at times. Our first treat is a rare find, the spanish version of the italian Tex Willer movie which is not as well known as other comicbook adaptions.



Which is one of my big topics on the blog. I am also including the german version which is a re - post as I have written about this iconic series before ( if you don´t believe me how well known the comic is in Europe just watch the Tex Willer movie on YouTube and scroll down through all the other videos about it ) but this is in much better quality than what I posted last time. There is also an english version but since the quality on that is abysmal - and it has subtitles - I am refraining from including it.



Our second spanish video is the documentary Superheroes del Comic or Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked which is the original title of this.



We continue with a deep cut to earlier posts as I have already posted a few videos from the classic cult series Historias para no dormir ( Stories to keep you from sleeping ) and Today´s feature is La promesa ( The promise ) which adapts another Edgar Allen Poe story The Premature Burial. What I find so interesting is that they sometimes adapt the same Edgar Allen Poe story twice but in such a way they are both entertaining.



Because I don´t want you to get any nightmares from that we end the post with Dennis, The Menace or like he is called in Spain Daniel, El Travieso. I guess Dennis was not a very common name in Spain back then.

With all the animes and 80s cartoons I sometimes forget these classic show that were based on comic books - or at least also spawned a comic book series - and I will try to include more of them in my posts in the future.



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It was the night before Christmas - part 1

This year I have decided to do another of those popular posts with comic book covers for those Christmas specials we as comic readers just love.

The only problem is that this is actually my first of these posts. Confused ?

Join the club. Okay, to back this up : I have a special folder for Christmas covers. So before I selected the covers for this post I went on my blog to see which covers I had already posted to avoid posting the same covers twice. But no matter how far back I went, I couldn´t find a single one.

It´s another of these cases of Deja Vu where I think I have already done something and I vividly recall doing that thing but when I check it turns out that I have not done it. So either my brain is playing tricks on me again or I am remembering a post that I wrote in a different reality.

Apparently in this reality I only prepared the covers but never did these post because I always did special themed Christmas posts. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Christmas posts, while I didn´t manage to do any special Christmas posts the last two years I did write five in 2015.

One about a team up between Batman and Plastic Man from THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD 148, one about various Christmas stories with the X - Men, Daredevil and Eric Masterson Thor, a special black and white post about John Byrne´s spoof " I´ll be Doom for Christmas. " from WHAT THE ?! 10, another collection of Christmas stories this time with the Flashs of two worlds ( Wally West and Jay Garrick ) and THE SAVAGE DRAGON and last but not least another Jim Aparo post about BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS issue 19 in which Geo Force goes up against none other than Superman.

And in 2014 I wrote about UNCANNY X - MEN 230 and Marc Silvestri´s incredible run on the book in general . Before that I talked about either THE BIG CHRISTMAS CONTEST or general stuff like what kind of Christmas presents I make and why, how you can get cheap presents for other people ( cheap meaning you don´t have to pay much for them not in the sense that they are rubbish ) although I did make a post for the famous post - crisis story in which Deadman met the pre - crisis Supergirl. I still don´t know if I have that story somewhere in my collection or not.

So if you want to check out any previous Christmas posts by yours truly there are the links and let´s get to the choices for my very first Christmas cover post. As usual I tried to include some you won´t find on many lists. 

Since I have to rely on imdb for comic book related birthdays the only one I Today is writer Tony Isabella who turns 67. At Marvel he worked on Ghost Rider, Power Man, Daredevil, Captain America and The Champions and co - created Misty Knight and Black Goliath. Speaking of black characters he is best known for creating DC Comics first black superhero Black Lightning.

I have to admit since Black Lightning was not published in Germany when I was still at school - at least to my knowledge - I only knew him from the appearances he made on Gerechtigkeitsliga or Batman and the Outsiders ( Which was called The Batman - Team in Germany. It´s not a very faithful translation but seriously, it tells you right away what kind of team this is. )

The reason why Tony Isabella appears on imdb is of course because he is one of the writers on the new Black Lightning tv show and I have to admit I have fallen a bit behind. I stopped watching it somewhere between episode seven or eight of the first season and have not been able to find the following episodes ever since. Luckily this year´s Elseworlds crossover only involved The Flash, Arrow and Supergirl but I have a feeling that for next year´s big mega crossover Crisis On Infinite Earths the CW is going to pull out all the stops and include everything they can. Maybe even Titans.



As longtime readers of the blog know I have mentioned Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv a few times and for those who want to know how I became aware of her I explained it at length in this post . Anyway, it has been a long time since I wrote about her because I always wanted to do a follow up post but then all the videos with her I had bookmarked were deleted so it made no sense to do it.

Another reason why I never made the follow up post is that there is not much information about the meg busty Oana Andoni especially in regards to her breast size. This must be a thing with hot news casters since she is not the only one where finding some information is almost impossible.

What I can say is that she was born on the 28th of February in 1978 which makes her 40 years now. 40 is also probably her cup size, 40DD or 40E in the least. In her case the term melons is right on spot. You can find a biography here but for some reason my google translate function doesn´t work so if anybody out there wants to lend a helping hand and translate it it would be much appreciated. When I didn´t need it google translate was constantly going off but now that I really could use it it doesn´t work anymore. What you can peruse without any translations is this link to a gallery with some pictures of Oana Andoni and at least she is on facebook.

What I still remember from when google translate worked is that there was a big scandal in 2016 because Oana wore a very transparent shirt during a live newscast - or what ever you call the piece of clothing that tries in vain to cover up Oana´s gigantic double airbags - and so the audience could see more than usual ( sorry, I haven´t found that clip yet ) which surely made for excellent ratings. I don´t know what they are complaining about since this is exactly what every male viewer was praying for years.

I know that I promised to keep posting the new videos I found with Oana until I had them all on the blog but as always a few things came up and so the last time I included a batch was at the end of October. As a Christmas present here are the breast ones I have not posted yet and I hope I can post the next ones pretty soon because I still have a lot of them left.







Speaking of big Christmas balls, since I probably won´t be able to do a post within the next days here are a few more Christmas related videos. We are starting with a Bing Crosby special that includes a cameo by David Bowie.



A bit more modern is Joe Bob Briggs X - Mas Special which not only features the usual mail girl but four additional hot sexbombs dressed up as Santa´s little helpers. You can´t get more Christmas spirit than that.



We are continuing with more high profile guest stars and another episode of the Fairy Tale Theater. It is not exactly a Christmas related fairy tale but Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs takes place during winter and her name is Snow White. Here we have Vanessa Redgrave and Vincent Price.



Speaking of winter, with all the snow and cold one might forget that there are other things in life so to remind all my readers of that here is Bikini Wars. Originally I posted another bikini competition but the creator of the video has decided that you only can watch it on YouTube and who am I to say otherwise ? Good luck getting more viewers through blogs though.



We are staying with women with an incredible bikini figure who were born for porn but we go back to the subject of überbusty real life Power Girls : in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.

The following video is one that I bookmarked some time ago and which I saved for Christmas and each year without fail I forget to post it. But this year I am finally sharing it with my faithful readers even if it is a bit late.



It´s been a while since my last my last Yaya Han post so I want to include an interview by Sophie Ding on TIME OUT SHANGHAI and an essay by Liana Kernzer on THE ESCAPIST which explains why people love to hate Yaya.

I have read many of these comments and a lot of them just don´t make sense to me. For instance her fiancee is often called a " manslave " but who wouldn´t gladly toil away for such a stacked hasian sex goddess especially when he gets special benefits ? I think they are just all jealous because he is also her sex slave and gets his brains banged out by Yaya.

Another thing a lot of people say is that Yaya is only in it for the money.

Which for me is total bs but it may seem this way for people on the other side of the table. Now I don´t claim to be the big know - it - all - business man after just a few months of trying to make a living with making comic books again. It´s only been about half a year that we have been actively going to conventions as business people and trying to peddle our stuff.

But what I know my formation as a management assistant in wholesale and foreign trade is that you always have to keep the bottom line in the back of your head. Which means you have to remember that being at a con is not only about having a goof time. You are first and foremost there to make a buck so you can pay for travel expenses, the hotel room, food and drinks. And you have to grab every chance for networking and promotion.

In my case it´s promotion of my comics and our comic company KEROSIN COMICS , in Yaya Han´s case it´s in big part self promotion and promotion of her brand. Because what a lot of people don´t realize is that to be as successful as Yaya Han you have to stop treating cosplaying as a hobby and start treating it as a business. So all the people who claim that she is just cosplaying and doesn´t have a " real job " are also disrespecting cosplaying because they don´t think that it is a legitimate way to earn money. And I want to add that as far as I have seen it´s a 24h job for Yaya Han. Because it´s not only about doing the costumes - which includes a lot of research - but also about finding ways to get your name out there, going to comic conventions to pimp your stuff and giving interviews where you have to answer the same questions again and again. Like I said, I am not the big expert here since I am only slowly relearning the business side. But there are things that might come off to others like I am only in it for the money.

Like I can´t just give out tons of review copies because I have to pay for them out of my own pocket even those I take for myself. So what might seem money grubbing to other people can simply be a matter of survival.

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

A lot of people claim that Yaya Han´s boobs are not as big as they look online and that she is faking a lot of her overdeveloped 40D ( !!! ) oppai´s voluptuousness with special push ups, wonder bras and her costumes.

But first of all there has to be something to be pushed up or squeezed tightly into a wonder bra and Yaya Han has proven she got plenty of that.

And second and more important Yaya Han also can get by without the magnificent mammary power of her mighty melons on cosplaying skills alone as she shows in this flawless costume from Assassin´s Creed.



After this long part about Yaya Han I want to close the post out with another Christmas related video. One of the nice things that make writing these posts interesting even for me is that I come across a lot of cool things that I didn´t even know existed like A Flintstones Christmas Carol.



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