It´s Time Lord Tuesday with Peter Capaldi

Just when you thought I had finally finished all the posts I started and I would be taking a break I found so many cool DOCTOR WHO covers with Peter Capaldi that I decided to do a post in honor of his 62nd birthday.

For some reason I never got into the whole DOCTOR WHO comic universe. I mean, I checked out every Doctor Who comic from FREE COMIC BOOK DAY and the previews of the new series but so far the only Doctor Who comics I have are some I got from amazon´s bargain book section. That´s not to say that there are no Doctor Who comics that interest me. One series where I probably waited too long for the trade is PRISONERS OF TIME, a multi Doctor saga. There were two trades available but I wanted it in one volume and in hardcover and now that is available but it costs 75 bucks which I think is a bit much for a 300 page hardback. I mean I have bought omnibus books with 1,500 pages for less than that. At least there is a cheaper trade available that only costs 18 bucks so I will be able to read it.

The other comics that interest me are the ones from Marvel Comics by Grant Morrison and Dave Gibbons and I´m sure that there is an affordable collection of that out there. Ah, so many comicbooks and so little time.

Anyway, here are the comicbook covers with Peter Capaldi I have selected for this post and of course I gave preference to covers with actual comic art over just photo covers although there are some of those in here.

One of the advantages of doing these spin - off posts is that I get to do a complete new bonus section where I can include a lot of videos that I have bookmarked so long ago that I almost forgot that I still have them.



It´s been a while since I posted a video with the rack - tastic Angie Griffin who is one of the few females on the planet who can give hasian cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her huge 40D porn implants a run for her money with her giant - sized ( and all natural !!! ) 41E double airbags.

Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.

Another bonus is that I can include more of the videos I couldn´t fit into my last post and this one is about the anime movie that inspired Akira.

Since I don´t have a good video about the Doctor Who comics here is one about one of my favorite series growing up and I don´t think a lot of people outside of Germany - or France - have ever heard about Mykros.

Another benefit of doing these brand new bonus section is I can include parts that I had to cut short in previous posts like with my all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex nymfomaniac and insists on inspecting new employees - orally.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.

What I wouldn´t do to Janet " Miss Jackson if you´re horny " I would lick every inch of her pornstar body and explore every wet orifice for hours.

Daimn, that´s one thing that would surely help me with the quarantine : having a nymphomanic blow up sex doll like Janet Jackson in the bedroom.

Or better yet, two : Janet Jackson and 40D cosplay oppai queen Yaya Han.

The time during lockdown would just fly by when you are busy dicktaming these two schlong milking machines especially if Janet Jackson dresses up as nubian Wonderbra Woman and Yaya Han dons her Power Girl costume.

Aww, who am I kidding ? Having sex with only one would be enough to kill me in my current condition ( but what a way to go ) let alone both. Every year I get older and more decrepit and if a torn shoulder, two busted knees and an umblical hernia are not enough somebody up there decides to throw a corona virus on top of it all. I used to think that if I could become 30 years younger I could have sex with those two sex goddesses but now I also would have to go back in time. So for the time being I can only phantasize what grueling sex marathons I would subject those two sexbombs if I had gotten a hold of them when I was in my sexual prime. 

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.



Of course I couldn´t mention Janet without including at least one video so here is her performance of So Excited with a lot of bouncing action.



Apropos natural born strippers, it looks like Peppermint Patty not only grew up in all the right places she also is an expert at shaking her money makers like there is no Tomorrow. Boy, that Charlie Brown dude is such a lucky guy and you know Patty will treat him better than cockblock Lucy.

Okay, all joking aside the very talented boobshaker in the green bikini is Elisabeth who was twenty years old when the video was shot and you can already see that she has the breast qualifications for her dream job of air hostess ( or any kind of hostess, really ). She has the best pair and the title of the video is a direct quote of her : " With my breasts, men don´t say anything. They just stare and drool. " No wonder the guys from the jury try - in vain - to get her to take her top off. I have included two videos but they are basically the same and just in case one gets deleted.




Speaking of incredible sexbombs with bodies to drool over and who know how to shake it, as longtime followers know asian girls are my kryptonite.

I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.

So I am including the choreography of I Like because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 1:40 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 2:10 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but she also does a high kick where we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. Especially that kind of high kick is often used in comics so here is your chance to do it anatomically correct. And if that doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.



Both, cosplay legend Yaya Han and porn star Minka had their breasts augmented and there are a lot of women out there who fell the need to give themselves bigger boobs. There are on the other side girls who have completely natural giant - sized gazongas and a few days ago I came upon this testimony of Jessi, a 22 year old woman from Berlin who not only has uncharacteristically overdeveloped funbags for a woman who is half Thai.

Her titanic twin torpedoes also started to grow at the young age of 7 and they grew quicker and bigger than all of her contemporaries. With 9 years her chest had grown so huge that men on the streets started to openly drool over her and with 12 she already had to wear a D cup bra. Besides showing how it can be to have extremely big breasts I posted the video because you can find many interesting topics covered on the channel.

We have another great - or not so great - horror film with Gate II as always analyzed in depth by Brandon´s Cult Movie Reviews and I think I included this in a previous post but had to take it out again because it was too similar to another video that was indispensable to the post´s main topic.

The reason why I chose to include this episode of Inside Of You is that Tom Cavanagh started out on The Flash as Eobard Thawne a.k.a. the Reverse Flash who is a time traveler. Now you could see this episode as a meeting of super villains - Reverse Flash and Lex Luthor - or as the Flash from the cartoon series interviewing the Reverse Flash from the tv show.

We are closing things out with another classic cartoon series and I have to say I never watched a lot of episodes of Inspector Gadget and knew it more from my younger brother who is a big fan of the show. So I don´t know which episodes are the best but I thought that since we have a lot of asian sexbombs in this post The Japanese Connection would be fitting.

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Street Tough Tuesday with Chuck Dixon

We have another comicbook related birthday with writer Chuck Dixon who turns 66. He is best known for bringing a healthy dose of realism to street level superheroes both at Marvel Comics´ PUNISHER and DC´s Bat titles.

I could have sworn I mentioned Chuck Dixon before but I couldn´t find anything. Anyway, though he has written his share of titles at Marvel Comics from CONAN to DOOM, HAWKEYE, WHAT IF ? and WHAT THE ? he is best known for books that didn´t focus as much on super powers like CODE OF HONOR, HAWKEYE, MARC SPECTOR : MOON KNIGHT, MARVEL KNIGHTS, THE NAM, WAR MAN and most prolific the PUNISHER books.

Coming of the PUNISHER : KINGDOM COME graphic novel ( which was a real graphic novel not like nowadays where every comicbook series that is adapted as a tv series or movie is called a graphic novel ) he started working on PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL and later on THE PUNISHER and PUNISHER WAR ZONE which he wrote simultaneously from 1992 to 1995.

This PUNISHER hattrick brought him to the attention of then DC Dennis O´Neil who tasked him with writing the first series of the Tim Drake Robin. The series was such a success that he did two sequels : ROBIN - THE JOKER´S WILD and ROBIN - CRY OF THE HUNTRESS. While he has worked on such titles like ACTION COMICS, BOOSTER GOLD, CLAW THE UNCONQUERED, GUY GARDNER, JUSTICE RIDERS, RUSH CITY or SUPERMAN : THE ODYSSEY for DC Comics the majority of his work was on BATMAN and DETECTIVE COMICS as well as Batman universe titles like BATGIRL, BATGIRL : YEAR ONE, BATMAN & THE OUTSIDERS, BATMAN : BANE OF THE DEMON, BATMAN BLACK AND WHITE, THE BATMAN CHRONICLES, BATMAN : GCDP, BATMAN : GORDON`S LAW, BATMAN : GOTHAM ADVENTURES, BATMAN : LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT, BATMAN : THE ANKH, BATMAN : WILDCAT, CATWOMAN, CATWOMAN : WILDCAT, CONNOR HAWKE : DRAGON`S BLOOD, GREEN ARROW, HUNTRESS, THE JOKER : LAST LAUGH or MAN - BAT.

He had exceptionally long stints on BIRDS OF PREY ( which he co - created ) with 46 issues, NIGHTWING with 70 issues and ROBIN with over 100 issues.

Between 1993 and 1998 he regularly wrote seven titles each month and he co - created Bane, the Lester Buchinsky Electrocutioner in Detective Comics 644 ( the first Electrocutioner was created by Marv Wolfman , Michael Fleischer and Irv Novick and the second one was created by Marv Wolfman and Jim Aparo ) and Stephanie Brown in Detective Comics 647.

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Last but not least I have to mention Chuck Dixon´s work at CROSSGEN Comics where he took over SIGIL and CRUX from Mark Waid and launched WAY OF THE RAT, BRATH, SILKEN GHOST and - one of my personal favorites - the sadly short lived pirate comic EL CAZADOR with artist Steve Epting .

Longtime readers know that I was a huge supporter of the CROSSGEN line even if I was not a fan from the first hour. I remember that when they started out with their guarantee to give you back your money if you put all of their first four titles on your pull list and didn´t like it I thought this was just another fly - by - night publisher with a quick money grab scam.

So I just read two of the books but I really liked them and the books they introduced in their " second wave " were even better. And the books they released in their third phase topped even those expectations. Before I knew it CROSSGEN had become the majority of my reading material and they brought a sorely missed variety to comicbook stores covering genres that had been criminally underrepresented from sword and sorcery to horror to science fiction to crime stories etc. Also they had diversity and strong female characters as protagonists long before SJWs and without being preachy or blaming white, straight caucasian males for everything.

Anyway, CROSSGEN was a fantastic company until they hit a financial roadblock and their boss decided to keep this information from his customers and stop paying his employees. It is missed every day.

Before we come to the post addendum with the usual mix of celebrity birthdays, pop culture related videos and personal favorites I want to include Gail Siomne who took up the baton of Birds Of Prey after Chuck.



Since I finally managed to finish the celebrity birthdays for April the 12th in my last post we continue on April the 13th with Lou Bega who turned 45. He is of course best known for his smash hit Mambo No. 5 and I think we all could use a little bit of Monica, a little bit of Erica, a little bit of Rita in our lives right now. He is always portrayed as a one hit wonder here in Germany but then most people never bothered to check out his other albums or have completely forgotten about all of his other hit singles.



Our second anniversary for April the 13th is another throwback as Saundra Santiago celebrated her 63rd birthday who is best known - at least to people from my generation - as Detective Gina Calabrese on Miami Vice.

The show is still on reruns from time to time but it´s on ZDF where they cut out all of the good parts. It´s funny how a lot of people claim that the show may have been edgy and risquee back in its time and that it´s rather harmless compared to what is on tv Today but then they have to censor it.



It´s back to comics as we start off Today´s celebrity birthdays with Daniel Clowes who turns 59. I have to confess that I never paid much attention to it but I was aware of his work that appeared in random issues of various independent comic magazines but especially Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron which seemed to run forever during the 80s. The first time I really began to appreciate his work was with what I think was called Art School Confidential ( I read this in an issue of El Vibora so I am not sure about that ) and which only somebody who has been to art school get as he described every kind of art student to a t from the emo goth guy to the militant, lesbian, men hating feminist who thinks the biggest contribution to the art world is the obligatory used Tampax in a tea cup installation.

One of Daniel Clowes better known works is Ghost World ( I am hesitant to label it as a graphic novel since most of his comics first were serialized in the anthology series Eightball and was later published as a collected edition while the term graphic novel implies that the work hasn´t been published in another form before ) since it has been adapted into a movie and I have to confess that I still have not read the comic it is based on.



Another movie that is based his on Clowes´ work is Wilson and I haven´t seen it because I can´t find it anywhere not even on amazon. And they have freaking I Ran My Raging Woody All Over Natural Born Striptease Goddess Demi Moore´s Pornstar Body In Indecent Proposal Harrelson in it.

We come from the big screen to the small screen with Peter Capaldi who celebrates his 62nd birthday. He is of course best known as the twelfth doctor on Doctor Who and his tenure on the show was a bit troubled.

While he is a brilliant actor he couldn´t always show what he is capable of thanks to some very weird scripts. He did however have great chemistry with his companions and he was much more appreciated by Doctor Who fans once Jodie Whittacker took over. Coming back to Peter Capaldi, he acts, he sings, he plays the guitar - as we have seen in some episodes of Doctor Who and now he can draw too. Is there no end to his talents ? Just when you think he couldn´t become any cooler. By the way, just Yesterday I saw a reaction video to The Omen movie from 1976 and I had completely forgotten that the second doctor, Patrick Troughton plays the priest who tries to convince Gregory Peck that his son Damian is the son of the devil.



We are staying in the science fiction genre with Katsuhiro Otomo who turns 66 and he is best known for his groundbreaking manga series Akira which was adapted by Otomo himself into an even more influential full length animated feature film. More intelligent and more knowledgeable people than me have already analyzed Katsuhiro Otomo´s work more profound than I ever could so I won´t go into any long explanations but newer visitors of the blog may want to check out this cosplay girls post from last December since it features an Akira hattrick : videos about the manga series as well as the anime and a cool fan made live action trailer.



Keeping the theme of mutants and science gone wrong going we have John Shea who celebrates his 71st birthday and I am ambivalent when it comes to him. Because on one side he appeared in the godawful Mutant X ( which showed us all how horribly wrong a tv show about super heroes can go if it´s not based on an actual comic series ) but he also played one of the most charismatic super villains on tv : none other than Lex Luthor in Lois & Clark : The New Adventures Of Superman alongside Teri Hatcher.

Teri played the BEST Lois Lane on tv so far and was the first actress who made it believable that Superman would choose her over the ultimate sex bombs in the Justice League of America like Big Barda or Wonder Woman.

While there were a lot of hot women on the show Teri clearly was the main attraction showing off her bouncing boobies in a lot of sexy outfits.

Teri also was on Desperate Housewives where she showed she still looked rack - tastic and who can forget the famous " I´m not a stripper ! " scene ?

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills.

Since a big chunk of this post is about Chuck Dixon´s The Punisher here are the top 10 differences between the comics he wrote and the tv show.



It has been a long time since I mentioned blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv - for those who want to know how I became aware of Oana Andoni I explained it at length in this post .

There is not much information about Über busty Oana Andoni on the internet especially in regards to her actual breast size. This must be a thing with hot news casters since she is not the only one where finding some information about their huge breast features is almost impossible.

 
Man, I´d love to see her and Daniela Elger compete for the title of the biggest boobs on teleshopping in a bikini contest. Or better, a global wet t - shirt competiton with Emanuela Botto from Italy, Daniela Elger from Germany, Eva Chaloupkova from the Czech Republic, Oana Andoni from Poland, Lianna Grethel from Colombia, Carolina Alcazar from Spain, Giselle Gomez Rollon from Argentinia ( at least we know she´s a 34D ) and Enki Bracaj from Albania ( and she´s an all natural 34DD ). How is it possible that none of these blow up sex dolls with giant breasts are pornstars ?

Ever since I first wrote about albanian boobcaster Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report.


 
Coming back to Oana Andoni, in previous posts I wrote that 42 is probably her cup size, 42DD or 42E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.

And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.

You can find a biography here but for some reason my google translate doesn´t work so if anybody wants to lend a helping hand and translate it it would be much appreciated. When I didn´t need it google translate was constantly going off but now that I really could use it it doesn´t work anymore. What you can peruse without any translations is this link to a gallery with some pictures of Oana Andoni and at least she is on facebook.

What I still remember from when google translate worked is that there was a big scandal in 2016 because Oana wore a very transparent shirt during a live newscast - or what ever you call the piece of clothing that tries in vain to cover up Oana´s gigantic double airbags - and so the audience could see more than usual ( sorry, I haven´t found that clip yet ) which surely made for excellent ratings. I don´t know what they are complaining about since this is exactly what every male viewer was praying for years.




Now I don´t know if thes two videos of Oana Andoni above are from the show in question but in any case she DOES wear a very transparent top that let´s you see a lot more skin than normally. Speaking of wardrobe malfunction prone big breasted blow up sex dolls on tv, I also want to include a few new videos with italian real life Power Girl Emanuela Botto ( even though they constantly get deleted so that I have to keep replacing them ) for whom I have gotten uncounted requests. I still haven´t found any information on her so I can´t tell you what her age or cupsize are but apparently she worked at teleshopping channel 84 which sells women´s jewellery - she may now work directly on the internet - and judging by the many close ups on her chest she could have easily starred as the lead  in a Russ Meyer movie. I don´t know what the sales numbers on this are but her ratings must be through the roof among male audience members.



Her perfect soft lips were just made to give hard schlongs oral pleasure.



And her impressive melons are also predestined to massage boners and make them squirt until they are completely drained. With her huge rack she must make little boys reach puberty prematurely on a daily basis.



For obvious reasons the videos where she presents necklaces are the best and I can only repeat Emanuela´s own words : Que maravilla ! Guardate que espectacolo ! And is it just me or is she talking of her sex adventures with the camera guy in some of theses shows ? What a nympho MILF !




Now I could end the post right here but because of the lockdown and I don´t know when I can write the next post ( after finally finishing all the new posts I started I now have to post the links on facebook and I will have to substitute a few of the videos that have been deleted in the meantime ) I want to add a few rare YouTube finds. The first one is an episode of Funny Or Die hosted by Elvira herself and it´s not that often that you find a video with the Mistress Of The Dark in such high quality. 



To enhance the Elvira experience even further here is one of those horrible schlock monster movies she would have showcased in her show.



Staying in the horror genre here is here is a story from the legendary cult anthology horror series Gespenster Geschichten which ran for 30 years. 



Closing out things we have another cartoon series from my youth, Once Upon Time ... Man and since it has been cut from the episode I had to include the german intro by Schlager star Udo Jürgens who also did the intro for Tom & Jerry. Back then we had a lot of Schlagerstars doing the intros for cartoon shows like Karel Gott on Die Biene Maja or Gitti & Erika on Heidi. With Once Upon Time ... Man the intro song was very important because it got you all worked up to watch the show. Yes, bitches, history !



As usual I couldn´t find the first episode but here is the second one.



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