It has been over a year since I last wrote about Andy Kubert's long tenure on adjective less X - MEN and I can't believe we return to the subject with a Gambit post. He's just the worst. Man, what is wrong with me ?
And it's not the fact that I am writing a Gambit post but more that this is already my second Gambit post. As if wasting one entire post on the X - Men's raging cajun ( which to me always sounds like a dirty term like " raging woody " ) isn't bad enough I add insult to injury by submitting my faithful followers to more of his laughable antics and misguided heroics.
But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And in this case it is to write a post about Gambit before I can do another spotlight post on the X - Men's very own asian deepthroat sensation Psylocke , the living blow up sex doll that really puts the ass in ass - assin and can spread those legs better than a phillipino hooker when the rent money is due. Although before I get to write the Psylocke post I am doing another spotlight for a different X - Men sexbomb so don't hold your breath waiting for that one.
Also One Drive is acting up more and more lately and if I want to keep working on the blog I have to put more material out so I picked Gambit as I have prepared most of the material from this folder for a new post.
As I mentioned in my last Gambit spin - off post we are coming back to it because there are a few more things I want to add. Not so much about Gambit - he is still a jerk - but more to illustrate why he is such a bad person and why in real life the X - Men would not tolerate his stupidity.
Not even for even a moment. Because after my last post a lot of people said that okay, what he did during the mutant massacre - which was handpick the worst band of killers, psychopaths and madmen and then handing them over to Mister Sinister so he could let them loose on the Marauders which got most of them killed and a lot of the X - Men hurt or put out of commission for an extended period of time - was maybe not his best moment but it was only one mistake and he felt really bad about it afterwards and he's been trying to atone for it ever since. But it's not.
First, there are some things you can atone for but which can never be forgiven. And secondly, this was not Gambit's only big mistake nor was it his first blunder. It was only the most epic one in a long line of screw - ups and we have come here Today to witness another big fail by Gambit.
The story is titled " The Hearts Of Thieves " from issue 33 of X - MEN, written by the very underrated Fabian Nicieza with pencils by Andy Kubert and inks by Matt Ryan and it takes us back to an adventure where Gambit and Sabretooth crossed paths which makes this especially juicy.
In the comicbook Sabretooth is telling the story to Rogue who insisted on hearing it after Sabretooth dropped a few hints about it earlier. These events are also mentioned in UNCANNY X - MEN 326 which came out one year later written by Scott Lobdell with pencils by Joe Madureiras and inks by Tim Townsend. For me Scott Lobdell is another underappreciated writer who did a lot of the heavy lifting once all the big name artists had left Marvel to form iMage since he has written some of my favourite X - Men stories of all time which is why Joe Madureiras tenure on the book will always be a high water mark era. But while I have already done a spotlight post for Fabian Nicieza I still have to do one for Scott Lobdell.
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Yes, true believers, our good pal Brian Cronin has another enlightening instalment of his essay series Working For A While over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES that takes a look at the wacky time when Jean Grey worked as a bikini model and it's not during the runs of neither MarcSilvestri nor JimLee either ( which you might think since it was around that time Marvel comics started publishing their infamous SWIMSUIT SPECIALS ).
She was only drawn like she could easily work as a bikini model on the side. Most of the x - babes were, which I guess was part of the appeal and a big reason why the franchise reached its peak around that time.
Speaking of my favourite runs on UNCANNY X - MEN, I already mentioned the tenure of Joe Madureira and the very underrated Scott Lobdell and I did have plans to do a whole slew of posts with individual posts for my top ten issues. Maybe I would have condensed the Age Of Apokalypse story arc into a single post but I already had all the material prepared in advance. Of course then I lost my entire picture archive - twice - so I never got further than a BATTLE CHASERS spotlight as an introduction.
Anyway, the only reason why I am even mentioning this is that the new cartoon show X - Men 97 ( which I of course have not seen yet ) had the debut of Bastion and Brian Cronin has an episode of Nothing Is Betterabout one of the issues in my Scott Lobdell / Joe Madureira top ten - UNCANNY X - MEN issue 346 - which doesn't feature any actual X - Men and instead has Spider - Man and everybody's favourite biased newsman John Jonah Jameson as the main protagonists. What's more, J. J. J. turns out to be the hero of the story as Scott Lobdell reminds us that while he hates Spider - Man with a passion he is even more passionate about the finding out and reporting the truth and journalistic integrity.
Speaking of Gambit you might want to check out his latest instalment ofWalkin Backwards in which Brian Cronin. the hardest working blogger in comicbooks demonstrates nicely to what lengths of mental gymnastics the writers on the x - books go to redeem Gambit with crazy convoluted storylines that include him not only becoming the new horseman Death for Apocalypse but going back to work for Mister Sinister again. Since that worked so terrific the first time around. And the worst thing is not that Gambit is ready to go over to the dark side again to save Rogue but that the time he has spent as a member of the X - Men still hasn't taught him that the end never justifies the means. At least not to a true hero.
Okay, I still have more X - Men related links. Since I already mentioned Age Of Apocalypse in the post, one of the breakout characters in that story is Blink who was so hugely popular that she not only returned after her demise in The Phalanx Convenant but became a member of the reality - hopping mutant team Exiles. By the way, one of my favourite artists - Paul Pelletier ( who just got his very first FLASH FRIDAY post) did a stint on Exiles and not only delivers he some of his best work on that book the stories are also top notch. The downside is that there a a few fill . inn issues in - between by other artists who are not up to the same level but the issues by Paul Pelletier more than make up for this.
Coming back to Blink looking back at it now it seems like such a no - brainer to bring her back but our reliable information source Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has another instalment of his famous Comic Book Legends Revealed series where he reveals if Blink was always intended to return from death. The answer may surprise you.
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the goth 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our collective wet nightmares, the horror hostess with the mostess, ElviraMistressof theDark in
Starting out as a showgirl, go - go dancer and stripper with 17 ( she lied about her age to get the gig ) who met Elvis Presley Elvira seemed to be destined to become a pornstar or hooker since her body could multiply the sales number of any gentlemen's magazine without breaking a sweat.
On top of that her huge melons were just made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing rock hard erection and massage it until it squirts like a freaking fire hose. Man, if only I could have met Elvira in person when I was in my sexual prime, I cannot imagine all the fun we could have had.
Her twin torpedoes and my dong would have been the best of friends.
Elvira did two movies but for my money the first one Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark is the superior one. The only thing that could have improved that film would have been if they had included some explicit sex scenes where Elvira has to go up against some Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb like sex demons / tentacle monsters with giant schlongs.
Likewise if I had been the director I would have included an alternative ending where her evil uncle wins and keeps Elvira in his magic dungeon where he dick - tames her with sex magic like a cheap blow up sex doll all night long - every night. Until she becomes his submissive sex slave.
Now one of the reasons why I decided to include Elvira once again in this bonus section is that since I mentioned the hentai series Rinkan Club in the previous post it only occurred to me later that this could be another addition to Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark to give the movie a darker tone.
Because we could expand on Elvira's ancestor Morgana's backstory that one of the reasons why she was such an outcast was that there was a Rinkan Club like secret society that used young blow up sex dolls for their perverted sex marathons and that they used and abused Morgana for an especially long and gruelling penetration sensation weekend party.
Elvira's great - aunt tried to resist them but knowing she was a witch they bound her with iron and slam - fucked her brains out seven ways to Walpurgis night without mercy. Also since she was a witch they had no pangs of conscience about drilling every orifice of her body in the most brutal way as they were convinced to deal out the lord's punishment.
After this traumatic experience Morgana tried everything in her power to disband the secret society but to no avail since all the powerful people in town - including Elvira's uncle - were members and were not willing to give up on this cheap excuse to use and abuse every big breasted, long legged chick in town like a phillipino hooker whenever they felt like it.
The scenes with Morgana could have been played by Cassandra Peterson without her signature Elvira make up demonstrating that she is a capable actress outside of her more famous Elvira persona. Plus there would have been plentiful occasions to showcase her ultimate pornstar body in extremely explicit sex scenes which I am sure all her fans would eat up.
Elvira is one of the famous Busenwunder on the blog where I always tell myself that I have to do an updated version of her cult siren entry - especially around Halloween which really should be just called Elvira's Christmas by now - but never get around to actually do it. As for comics with Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark I never had any of the classic ones just a few of the issues from Claypool Comics and I had started to read the newest series from Dynamite Entertainment because I decided that I need more Elvira in my life. But as the series progressed more and more of the issues were left out of the orders in favour of more important series so some huge gaps were building. Then I had to sell my entire comicbook collection and I haven't had time to get any new issues with her since. One of these days I'll have to check them out on the internet.
Because I seldomly write about Elvira - I don't want to repeat myself - I still have one Netflix & Chills videos left and if I can find the time to do a new post for her around Halloween I will include the other video there.
Now I don't know about you but having Elvira as a teacher stirs up all kinds of phantasies and if I would have had a teacher with such epic sweater puppies that strain even the sturdiest of cleavages I would have done everything to get detention time with her. Especially if she was my Sex Ed teacher who turns every detention into a deepthroat detention.
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Technically speaking the following movie is a repost ( which is why I have two english movies in this post since this one being a repost does not really count ) because I already included the New Castle After Dark episode that showed this movie in the bonus section of my post on William Messner - Loeb and Mike Deodato Jr.'s infamous black leather hooker outfit Wonder Woman from the 90s . But while it has not been deleted it has been slapped with an age restriction. So technically blog visitors can still watch on YouTube but since I know that there are some of my readers who might not click on the video because of that I have decided to include the completely safe version. And those that want to see the version with more of the naughty bits they can click on the link above and go to the other post. Who knows ? They might even read that.
This cult classic is not only one of my favorite vampire movies but one of my favorite horror movies period starring not only a trifecta of horror movie sexbombs including brabuster Luan Peters but also Peter Cushing.
I´m talking about Twins Of Evil from the legendary Hammer Studios in which a young, nubile playmate is seduced by a charismatic vampire.
And when I say " playmate " I mean that literally since the role of the female leads Maria and Frieda Gellhorn are played by Mary ( 36C - 25 - 36 ) and Madeleine ( 34C - 22 - 35 ) Collinson, who were not only the Playmates Of The Month of October 1970 but also the first ever pair of identical twin sisters to do a nude pictorial for the PLAYBOY magazine.
They obviously are the main attraction but Luan Peters´ bonerinducing cleavage manages to eclipse both of them in the few scenes she has.
Speaking of Luan Peters, I missed her birthday on June the 18th and for the longest time I didn´t know her name, I only remembered her from an obsure erotic movie and I forgot the title. I really wish I had found the information on her sooner since Luan Peters sadly passed away in 2017.
The buxom blonde also had a singing career. Born as Carol Hirsch she changed her name to Karol Keyes as the frontwoman of the band of the same name and she also was the frontwoman of The Big Sound formerly known as The Fat Sound. After leaving that particular band she became the frontwoman of the band 5000 Volts, succeding Tina Charles under her new name of Luan Peters. She also appeared on the german show Musikladen on October the 8th in 1977 with her single Love Countdown.
Besides another Hammer Films production Lust For A Vampire Luan has appeared on such tv shows like Doctor Who, The Professionals and Fawlty Towers but her greatest claim to nude boob fame is revealing her impressive 42 inch bust in Pacific Banana also known as Banana Airlines.
Her erotic dance is really all I recall from the movie and that the main character suffered from a weird case of erectile dysfunction. Anyway, here is some patented playmate twin magic long before the Bella Sisters.
LUCKY LIPS ARE AMOURANTH : EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING
I first encountered 40D - 24 - 34 model Amouranth through her cosplay videos where the streamer who is no stranger to controversies - like the sexual abuse allegations regarding Anime Matsuri - naturally cosplayed a lot of redhead women from pop culture. I only found out later that she was one of those " shameless " women on Twitch who got people upset by wearing a tiny bikini in a pool while riding a banana for horny shut - ins.
I think she is one of the most banned women on Twitch which clearly only helped her gain popularity with the horny drooling male viewers.
" Companies will use attractive women to draw in customers and remain memorable. So I definitely do find that annoying, but that’s just how the world is and instead of feeling bitter I decided to capitalize on it. "
Well that was nothing compared to her ASMR videos where she displayed some mindblowing - and obviously dickblowing - oral skills. I was always tempted to include some videos of her because she did some incredible Black Widow ASMR cosplay sessions but her breast ones always had an age restriction. Or were not uploaded from her channel so they were deleted rather sooner than later. Daiimn, I don´t know what kind of deepthroat education Amouranth absolved but her oral sex instructor definitely had the time of his life giving this suck machine lessons.
Because he did a remarkably thorough job since I have seen quite a few ASMR ear eating videos - like from my favorite ASMR sexbomb real live 36Fblow up sex dollASMRAmy a. k. a. porn star Amy Starr - but I have never seen any woman do the things Amouranth does with her tongue.
That´s some next level oral ability and it´s like her tongue has a life of it´s own. Which on the other hand doesn´t surprise me because most stereotypes exist for a reason. There is always a grain of truth to it and you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will never get any sleep with a hot redhead - because those horny nympho sluts are naturally born prostitutes and will milk you completely dry in an ejaculation sensation orgy ! " And Amouranth is not only a world class deepthroat devotee, she can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute, is well versed in positions of the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga and tantra sex guides like Joy Of Sex.
HIGHER ( SEX ) EDUCATION : AMOURANTH - THE COLLEGE YEARS !
In college one of her nicknames was Annie Position because she used well hung co - eds with horsecocks like a third leg to practice her sexual skills and the boys said she must have grown up on a farm because she was without peers on the entire campus when it came to milking cocks.
Another of her nicknames was Amanda D. P. Throat - Kim Blasinger with the german exchange students - because of her ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose while all the co - eds with asian ancestry called her Enge Muschi Ohne Gummi. Anal Oakley speaks for itself and there were other nicknames like Lisa Manderpump because after giving her sex test subjects a double breasted deepthroat massage until their pulsating cocks became hard as unto a thing of iron and grown to three times their usual size she loved to do the splits while pumping the studs or riding them reverse cowboy style for hours until they went completely crazy.
She also earned the sobriquet of Nutcracker Sue by mercilessly taming the guy with the biggest dick on campus with her patended flying split sit spin leap where she does a front somersault followed by a split leap only with the difference that she keeps her legs in a split position so she can use the full force of the impact to impale herself on his hard boner.
Amouranth used this technique to shatter any resistance to her sexual advances and after she has subjected them to a dozen repetitions even the most gay monk can´t help getting an erection that gives breeding stallions penis envy. Once he has had a moment to recover she starts to rotate on his boner like a propeller with her legs still split apart, sliding up and down while also girating her hips increasing the thrust speed and intensity until he explodes in an ejaculation sensation squirting spout.
She almost got expelled after a marathon penetration orgy with the entire football team caused them to loose a game during play - offs.
But Amouranth avoided suspension by becoming the principal´s willing sex toy who used her to vent his sexual frustrations. Which stemmed from not being able to fuck his step daughter who developed huge tits in less than three weeks turning her into the most lusted after girl in town.
TABOO PENETRATION TEMPTATION : MY BUSTY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER
One week shy of her 15th birthday the principal´s daughter was blessed by the boob fairy and her breasts simply didn´t stop growing gaining at least one cup size every two days. Which is how she went from a meager B cup to first a whopping EE cup and then a mindblowing FF cup in less than 21 days. The principal did his best to not get sexually aroused by his super stacked step daughter but it seems his dick didn´t get the memo it is not okay to fuck your wife's daughter - even if she has the ultimate porn body - because he almost constantly had a huge boner around her.
His step daughter had always looked older than her real age - with 12 most boys thought she was already 16 which caused all kinds of trouble - but with her overdeveloped oppai she had the body of a porn movie star.
What´s more, compared to the rest of her body her boobs seemed to be even bigger and she was in that phase of a girl´s evolution when their breasts are big enough to bounce at the slightest moveMENt but not so big that they begin to sag. And they did a lot of bouncing because her wardrobe - especially shirts - couldn´t keep up with the rapid growth.
Her gigantic gazongas literally busted every bra and at one point she started wearing her Mom´s shirts - who had been the undisputed wet t - shirt champion on campus for eight years in a row thanks to her titanic FF55 ( !!! ) twin torpedoes - but even those didn´t fit her after a few days because her ravishing rack was already twice as big as her Mom´s.
Which caused even further stress for the principal because when his mega busty step daughter - who was completely oblivious to the effect she had on her Dad´s libido - wasn´t walking around the house topless because she couldn´t find a shirt that fit she was either wearing shirts that she had outgrown and that were so short that they barely covered her nipples ( which were completely exposed every time she raised her arms ) or thin blouses that were struggling to contain her huge breasts.
And whose buttons she shot through the entire room every time she took a deep breath causing her oversized tits to pop out. Which happened in full view of the already horny principal - if they didn´t fall on his face.
On top of that she spend time doing yoga wearing a body that had just a thin g - string that didn´t cover her crotch in the slightest and a thin seethrough shirt so he got a good view of her supple breasts - especially when her entire body was drenched in sweat after a few exercises and her shirt stuck to her like a second skin. Speaking of strenuous exercises, as it couldn´t be any other way most of the yoga poses the principal´s step daughter had in her routine were downward dog, yoga burpees, dive bombers and others simulating moveMENts of sexual intercourse.
She also needed his help with the more advanced poses which always included stretching her legs wider than a fillipino hooker and while he was doing his best not to get a hard on while spreading his buxom step daughter´s legs she was moaning like a hooker on a phone pay sex line.
On top of that - quite literally - he often had to be her partner in some exercises which always ended with his step daughter doing the splits while riding him cowgirl style with his head between her huge melons.
And if you think that he could at least take a quick dip in the pool to cool down you´re in for a rude awakening. Because his step daughter was not a big fan of tan lines and therefore took topless sunbaths at the pool after her visit to the topless beach almost ended in a gang bang.
If that wasn´t hard enough - being completely unaware she was mere seconds away from securing her step Dad jail time - his step daughter always asked him to put the sun tan lotion on her breasts and because he didn´t want her to get suspicious ( Mom was already wondering why he was always slam - fucking her like an animal after spending some time with her daughter ) he spent hours fondling her mouthwatering mounds.
So he had plenty of pent up sexual frustration to work through and when he got the chance to use a blow up sex doll like Amouranth for that he didn´t think twice. Amouranth is clearly wasting her talents because she could make a fortune working as a top level hooker or pornstar. There are rumours that she granted private real life one on one encounters at secluded no tell motels where she banged paying customers brains out six ways till Sunday wearing their schlongs out and making them squirt like fire hoses until they were completely drained and could not get it up but I don´t think that is true because I would have missed banging her.
But I get where the rumours that she was sexually assaulted by a group of boy scouts who got a taste of their own medicine when she almost slam - fucked them into a coma come from. Her ass really doesn't quit and if I ever got to have a vacation again I would love to spend it in her.
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We come to a rare YouTube find and one of the big heroes from my misspent childhood because Johnathan Hart is what I always thought a self made millionaire like Tony Stark a. k. a. THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN would be without the fateful accident that put him on the path to be an ironclad crime fighter. Still fighting crime but without the armour and with an ultimate blow up sex doll like Stefanie Powers as a trophy wife.
She is best known as Jennifer Hart from the cult series Hart To Heart or like it was known in german Hart aber herzlich ( which means something along the lines of Hard but heartfelt ). Stefanie Powers was one of the biggest Sexbomben from my youth based on her role in that hit show.
With her hourglass figure and 36C - 23 - 36 measurements she was one of the MILFS I first had the hots for before the term MILF was introduced.
She was the perfect trophy wife with the pornstar body that everybody dreamed about and wore a lot of lingerie and negligees - mostly when she was in bed with Johnathan which probably were Robert Wagner´s second favourite scenes to film. His favourite scenes where without any doubt the more riskier ones like when they were in the bathtub - naked.
Not that the audience got to see much of it since the good parts were covered by foam but I´m sure Robert was all over every inch of her body.
They always said their relationship was only platonic but I can´t believe Robert dicktamed a living blow up sex doll like Stephanie not even once.
Speaking about absolute men milking machines when I was watching the show I didn´t know how Jennifer and Johnathan met but because she had more curves than the Nürnburgring and her whole attitute where she would use phrases like " Hello, sailor. " ( granted, I had no idea what that meant but it sounded like something a bad girl would say ) I assumed she had worked as a prostitute for the rich, famous and well hung, the main attraction of a show like the Moulin Rouge or the Crazy Horse, a famous actress for porn moviesor an exotic dancer who got naked in front of a crowd of drunk truckers in a seedy bar where Johnathan discovered her and fulfilled every guy´s dream : marrying a hooker, pornstar or stripper.
Well, I did some research and thanks to the internet I know that there are episodes that explore their backstory. Of course my phantasie of Jennifer earning a living by doing what she was born to do - get naked and slamfuck giant cocks six ways to Sunday until they are completely dry - didn´t turn out to be true. Instead Jennifer had a less honest job working as a reporter and their story started when Jennifer failed to get an interview with Johnathan. Which for me is even harder to believe than that she didn´t work as a callgirl or stripper because which straight guy in his right mind could refuse an interview with an ultimate men - milking machine like Stephanie Powers ? I mean, even if someone could resist her charms she would just wrap those endless legs around his neck and deepthroat the dickens out of him before relentlessly pounding his cock into submission. So according to my head canon IF Jennifer did not work as a hooker, porn film star or stripper - which does not rule out the possibility that she worked her way through college in these professions - she finally managed to get her interview with Johnathan by surprising him - completely naked - in his hotel bedroom and taking some oral dick - tation. After a weeklong ejaculation sensation squirt orgy Johnathan married her on the spot because he knew that so well trained nympho sluts who are complete oral sex freaks and well versed in every known position and can endure such rigorous drilling are very hard to cum by.
Since we are on the subject of natural born strippers we come to the last quintessential episode with french Busenwunder Florence Geanty. Not the last one but the last really important one since there is another that I found with Marie's bonerinducing boobs but there is nothing important happening - story or striptease wise - so I will post that one much later.
Florence Geanty was perfectly cast as she plays the ex - stripper Marie ( Marion in german which made it a bit difficult to find infos on her ) whom the ex - cop of the series tries to reform. It´s not hard to see why and he even ends up marrying her but like in all soaps it ends in tragedy.
This happens in episode 50 of the third season fittingly called " End Of A Dream " - which in this case is none other than the wet sex dream of millions of horny viewers Florence Geanty who once more demonstrates her innate aptitude for slowly shedding her clothes in a most erotic way.
In the episode our ex - cop is becoming more like Reed Richards meaning he keeps ignoring his wife who is not only super hot and a horny nympho slut who waits for him behind the sofa so she can jump on his dick when he comes home and slam bang his brains out six ways to Sunday in the worst way without mercy but as a former stripper - if such a thing exists - she can spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker and has some sick fuck moves in her repertoire that would leave even seasoned breeding stallion completely depleted and out of commission for a few months.
Now I am not sure but I think the cop is either trying to get his old job back or after the one guy who got away. Anyway because he is almost never home Marie spends more and more time with the young viril and well hung stud that was falsely accused of sexually assaulting her from our last post and whom the cop took under his wing growing closer and closer, One day when the cop has stood up Marie again they decide to take dinner together and after getting a bit drunk - although I think that is only an excuse because as a stripper Marie probably had to take quite a lot of drinks with her horny clients - Marie does a striptease for the young stud and tries to seduce him. He manages to do the impossible and resists the urge to use her like a blow up sex doll and afterwards both regret what almost happened between them. Especially when the cop is killed in the line of duty - by the perp he was after - soon after.
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inna another visit but this time we have a selection of her songs in spanish now I know that 15 videos seem a bit much but the problem here is that the bottom 12 videos are all different songs while the visuals are all taken from the same videos and I am not sure how many videos theses were originally because they mix them up and there are the parts with her coming down the stairs and the being on the piano and then backstage so you might think it would be easy enough to say how many videos there were originally but they also mix and match them in every way possible so that just thinking about it gives me a headache so I decided to not even try and sort them apart but just throw them in all together that way if somebody wants to watch them all he can and they are not spread out over several posts so that someone in the comments complains that this video has the same visuals as a video I posted before and if one or more of them get deleted ( which is not very likely because they are all from the official YouTube channel but you never know and it's always better to be safe than sorry ) I have a few backups now that said watching all of the videos can get a bit repetitive which is why I decided three more in as longtime followers know I like round numbers in my videos and I usually go with batches of five so when I go over that I try to do 10 or 15 or 20 etc
Coming to the antithesis of Gambit, I am not sure if I've mentioned the sadly short lived cartoon Wolverine And The X - Men before but since it is discussed at length in the following video I also don't need the need to do a deep dive if I didn't. I liked it because it had an interesting premise and the only negative thing that I can say about it is that the colours in some of the scenes were too dark so you couldn't see much of what was going on. Especially in the scenes where Logan was wearing his black Patch costume and fighting the ninja's of the Hand ( not to be confused with the ninjas of the Foot Clan - different universes ) who were also wearing black - at night. Without any street lamps being on. But aside from that one there was not that much that could have been improved.
Well, maybe there could have been more Jubilee in it. As in any at all.
As longtime followers of the blog know I am a huge Jubilee fan ( I even gave her an honorable mention in my first ever entry intheCOMICBABEBATTLEseries ranking the x - citing and x - rated x - babes ) - especially after she got her second mutation that inflated her breasts to ridiculous size and made the higher ups at Marvel seriously consider changing her super hero name from Jubilee to Boobilee ( remember " Jubilee " is not really her super hero name but the short version of her real name " Jubilation Lee " ) in the post CIVIL WAR volume of the NEW WARRIORS.
It is not official but the biggest selling point of that new version of NEW WARRIORS was " And look, the X - Men's resident punk rock teenage jailbait sidekick got pornstar boobs now, Plus she's asian and you can't beat those asian sluts when it comes to deepthroating huge schlongs. Just ask Gambit. So you better buy the issues if you wanna drool over her overdeveloped oppai. " Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned Gambit because that is what got me into trouble in the last Gambit post I wrote.
But X - Men afficionados already know what I wanted to write about in that Gambit post and I don't even mean insinuated because all the clues are right there on the printed pages of official issues of Marvel x - books.
This is no fan fiction either although truth to be told for me every Marvel Comic that is currently published by Disney reads like fan fiction. Looks like it too in some cases. But we are not going to open the can of worms that is Gambit and his cringe and probably illegal dealings with Jubilee.
What I really wanted to talk about is that in my opinion they could have given us some Jubilee love. I mean they put frikkin Gambit and even the fugly Toad in it but there was no room for Jubilee ? That's a bit rough.
Especially keeping in mind that the show was produced in 2009 which was two full years after Jubilee transitioned from her normal breast size to her Boobilee mega bust so we could have gotten a lot of animated hasian bouncing action. Heck, even if they were reluctant to introduce the new Boobilee and her fantastic jumping twins into the animated X - Men universe there was a parallel storyline in the future going on so you could have easily included another version of Jubilee with huge gazongas only this time it was not a second mutation and she was simply all grown up to become the natural born asian men milking machine that all the male x - guys ( especially Gambit ) knew she was destined to become.
I mean we all know that " asian don't raisin " and still have the body of a 22 year old Playmate Of The Year with 40 so they could draw her like an ultimate sexbomb with gigantic boobies even if she was in her forties.
Not that they did much better with Jubilee / Boobilee in the comics.
First they depowered her in the aftermath of HOUSE OF M and it was not even for a good reason. Like after being kicked out from the X - Men because she didn't have powers ( and you thought Magneto was cold in the second X - Men movie ) she had to work as a prostitute and because somebody had leaked the information that she was a depowered former mutant most of her clients were mutant hating serial rapists who got off on slam - fucking an ex - mutant. And I don't mean an X - Mutant - which is probably the title of an upcoming Marvel Comic - but a former mutant.
Anyway, most of her clients were horny anti mutant perverts - probably because the guy who put out the information about her also leaked a video of her that Cable had recorded of Jubilee using the special shower for her lady parts ( which the security cameras had taped automatically and which Cable forgot to erase and kept in his quarters for private use together with the tapes of Boom Boom and the other female members of X - Force ) - with two of the exceptions being Gambit and Wolverine.
Gambit visited Jubilee under the pretense of keeping her updated on the home front and relaying any intel concerning actions against the mutants that she might have garnered from her rude customers to Charles Xavier.
But his real motivation was to do with her in the open what he always had to do with Jubilee behind closed doors or at night all those years before hoping Wolverine never finds out how he educated his protegee.
He also always managed to talk Jubilee into letting him fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday for a few hours " for old time sakes, mon cheri " and also because otherwise her cover as a prostitute would be blown.
Now Wolverine on the other hand was really concerned for her and was in fact the one who got any intel to Xavier. And with him it was the other way around because Jubilee had always had a huge crush on Logan so this time she was the one who blackmailed Wolverine into having sex with her going as far as giving him a freebie every time he came by. Or something along those lines is what Marvel Comics COULD have done.
But no. Instead of granting every horny mutant fanboys sex wish by the bigbreasted Jubilee engaging in uninhibited strenuous fuck marathons with Wolverine that would make him squirt like a fire hose until he could not get it up anymore taxing even the regenerative powers of his healing factor they kept her depowered, turned her into a vampire and set her up with a baby. Which she found rather than birthed so they didn't even grant us some sweet Bobilee baby making images. Thankfully Marvel saw the error of their ways, cured Jubilee of her vampirism and gave back her powers. Which only took them 22 years. Talk about a fast learner.
Speaking of Marvel Comics completely wasting a good female character, one of the few books from my former comicbook collection that I re - bought after coming to Spain is the MARVEL UNIVERSE BY JOHNBYRNE omnibus which amongst other of JohnByrne's greatest hits also includes issues 17 to 23 of WOLVERINE. In the past I didn't have many of these so called " sampler books " but now that I lost my comicbook encyclopeadia I have grown to appreciate them as a neat way to have a selection of works by a writer or artist - or both - in one book. Granted, back in the day I didn't like these issues very much because for me the combination of JohnByrne's pencils and Klaus Janson's inks doesn't work but if it's in a book together with JohnByrne's issues of AVENGERS , CAPTAIN AMERICA and THE INCREDIBLE HULK I'll take it. Anyway, maybe some of my older readers out there remember the revolutionary heroine La Bandera ( and when I say " revolutionary " I don't mean the character was revolutionary but rather that she fought in a revolutionary war ) and Brian Cronin at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has an interesting article about how Marvel did not know what to do with her after that story and killed her off - panel.
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