Friday, April 12, 2024

Friday Fight Night : Frank Miller's SIN CITY !

Since I get inundated by notices that my OneDrive will soon expire and I will not be able to add new files if I don't get rid of some pictures I am going through my folders to do just that and while doing so I realized that it has not only been two and a half years since my last Frank Miller spotlight I have also never done a SIN CITY exclusive black and white post. So I have decided to rectify this gross oversight as soon as possible.


And this will be a shorter black and white post than usual because Frank Miller did all the SIN CITY stories in black and white - normally with one prominent primary added for special effect - so there are no coloured versions thus we only have 23 pictures instead of the standard 46 ( since the black and white page and the coloured version count as one page ).


Speaking of previous posts, I already included the link for my last Frank Miller tribute post where I did a - very brief - overview of his career and the reason was to support Frank Miller who was getting flack because of some of his work. And I didn't say that there are not aspects of his work that are questionable. Or racist. Or sexist. Or political incorrect. My stance was more like : again ? Another woman or cancel pig / assassin who wants to get more media attention by dragging up some stuff a comicbook creator 100 times more talented than her did 20 years ago ?

Where was she when the material she is complaining about came out ?


Oh, I see, still shitting in her diapers. That makes sense. That's what I love about the killer pigs ( in light of Ed Piskor taking his own life due to false accusations and the machinations of an online lynch mob I can't kepp calling them cancel pigs because that is to nice ) they don't know anything about anything, they have not even the most basic knowledge of comicbook history and when they come across something that they deem unacceptable they immediately assume that they are the first one who discovered this and they have to tell the whole world. Nevermind taking the time to do a google search that would take up five minutes of their valuable time. Just make a big ruckus on the interwebs and waste everybody's time as long as they get more attention. Anyway, coming back to the topic of this post I have already done a few Frank Miller spotlight posts that newer visitors of the blog might want to check out.


First off we have two posts on his groundbreaking run on DAREDEVIL, one in 2017 and one in 2019 and the reason why there was no Frank Miller DAREDEVIL post in 2018 is that I like to switch up things once in a while.


As longtime followers of TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN know I also have a soft spot for the underrated, underappreciated, overlooked or forgotten works of comicbook creators so in 2018 I wrote a spotlight post on Frank Miller's contribution to the friendly neighbourhood Spider - Man universe.


Coming back to SIN CITY, since I already said all that I have to say about that series in the aforementioned Frank Miller spotlight post we can - almost - go in medias res directly. One last thing I have to mention is that all of the pages in this post are from a special edition of SIN CITY - as you can clearly see by the annotations at the bottom of some of the pages - but I have no idea if it is from an Artist's Edition or one of the other special editions that have been done over the decades. And with that said it's Miller time. Man, I have been waiting years to say that.


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One thing I always have to mention in connection with the SIN CITY movies is that men milking 38B - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Jessica Alba refused to get naked although she played a stripper . Maybe it´s just me but when you play a stripper isn´t getting naked in the job description ?


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Who had no problems getting naked because she is playing a stripper - even if it was only on the small screen - was bigbreasted french blow up sex doll Florence Geanty who is best known for her role on the tv soap called Sous Le Soleil ( Under the Sun ) or simply St. Tropez in german.

Florence Geanty was perfectly cast as she plays the ex - stripper Marie ( Marion in german which made it a bit difficult to find infos on her ) whom the ex - cop of the series tries to reform. It´s not hard to see why and he even ends up marrying her but like in all soaps it ends in tragedy.


Now very often women in soaps don´t look like they could really do the job they have on these shows - like Kyra Sedwick who in real life couldn´t scare a mouse - but Florence Geanty really has a porn star body that could have launched her into a successful career as a striptease star.


There also was another mega sexbomb on Sous Le Soleil, Lucie, played by none other than french boobsqueezer par excellence Julie DuPage who may not be known to american audiences but I first saw her on the french tv show Extreme Limite . The show was called Die Draufgänger in Germany which means The Daredevils so you might say that in some way it is connected to comics even if in title only. I tried to find it on Blue Ray or DVD but there was another show of the same name later on and it is the only one that you can find. In any case, nymphomanic Julie does not have super big breasts but boy, did she know how to squeeze them.

Ah, that´s what I call poetry in motion, guys. Merci beaucoup, Julie !


Now I did find a few episodes of Sous Le Soleil in better quality but sadly only in french. I think you can enjoy certain parts of them even if you do not understand what they are saying and I still seem to have some blog visitors from France. This is the very first episode with Florence Geanty, episode 38 from the second season called Heart In Balance and since this is her very first appearance she is still working as a stripper so we get a two stripteases where we can see her perfectly shaped naked breasts. This is what my brother and me used to call " french special effects ".


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For this hardboiled post I had to include another episode from Stacy Keach's Mike Hammer tv show. I know there have been a few in the past posts and while I try to switch things up so they don't get too repetitive you never know how long theses episodes last - especially the german dubbed ones - so I want to put them on the blog as quickly as possible.


One of the reason why I have not posted all of them by now is I do not know if I remember things wrong or if it is just my usual bad luck. But it seems that after going on and on for years about the episodes being full of bigbreasted sexbombs none of these episodes seem to include many of the obligatory Busenwunder - called " Hammerettes " by the fans and the only cult siren I recognized from the cast list of the episode is afro - american aphrodite Lynn Whitfield who definitely earned herself a place in the Hollywood Nude Hall Of Fame with her stunning portrayal of the feminist striptease icon Josephine Baker in The Josephine Baker Story.


One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.


Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.


When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.


Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.


Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.


From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.


And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.


Another erotic highlight of her career is TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nipples. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing that is missing is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.


Speaking of erotic exhibitionist Janine Turner strutting her stuff I just came across the movie The Curse Of Inferno - which I didn't even know exists and I only stumbled upon it while looking for something different as it couldn't be any other way - where Janine Turner co - stars alongside Pauly Shore. Not only does Janine look totally do - able in this movie but if her outfit at the final scene doesn't make the giant boner in your pants explode you better check your pulse because you might be already dead.


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I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION )

Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Jeannie Mai used to appear quite regularly in my posts, mostly when I was waxing philosophic about shooting a porn movie with living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who might object to shooting the explicit sex scenes I have in mind ( and you can read more about the kind of movie I would love to shoot with Yaya in this post ) - even if she was literally built for porn when she gave herself those giant - sized 44D porn implants - and that I would have to bring in hasian porn super star Miko Lee as a sex double who has no qualms about getting her sex freak on in front of a camera.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya Han in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced !

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with Jeannie making her THE REAL co - hosts speechless and turning the male audience into drooling idiots with her boner - inducing boob exercises .


In which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guy's dicks harder than unto a thing of iron !


Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.



The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL so we know Jeannie loves to dress up for Halloween or in the privacy of her home.

 
Of course the animated GIF of Jeannie Mai as the wishgranting Jeannie from the famous 60s sitcom ( there is an interesting story why Jeannie Mai shares a name with her in the video below ) is from the Halloween episode. Which I also had to include as Jeannie Mai's outfit that makes all red blooded males fantasize of adding her to your personal harem as the newest erection attraction alone is worth the price of admission.


Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than 3 wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it is difficult to tell a story while getting your brains effed out, screaming with pleasure at the top of your lungs.

Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home because I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating or am I falling short ?


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Returning to the subject of ultimate dicktaming natural born stripper nymphos who only through a cruel twist of fate did not end up working the stripper pole for a living, somebody who would fit right in shaking her giant XXL - sized coconuts in a SIN CITY strip club is afro - american aphrodite Jair ( click here for the breast video of my future wife ) whom I have already featured in my second post on John Byrne's iconic run on THE FANTASTIC FOUR , my recent post on Marvel Comics Dazzler , my latest post about Ron Frenz run on THE MIGHTY THOR together with Tom De Falco , my Jim Aparo tribute post with - almost - the entire original art for issue 170 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD , my post on Dick Dillin's run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA , my post pimping two omnibus books as well as the most unlikely post which is about m - effing Gambit.

Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where her oppai almost pop out of her top and Jayka constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes .

Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry with their relentless asian lubrication sensation marathons.


Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Jayka or Krischelle now that she is finally 18.

Sadly brabusting Teens React Busenwunder Becca has not appeared in any videos for a long time ( let's hope she is earning a living doing what is most beneficious for mankind : taking her clothes off and revealing her spectacular body in front of dozens of drunks or starring in adult movies where she uses her huge breasts for what they are intended , namely massaging giant horsecocks until they are hard enough to cut a diamond after which she impales herself on the lucky stiff's boner while doing the splits and sliding up and down on him making him squirt again and again until she has milked him completely dry ) but I think with her new Playmate Of The Decade - sized gazongas Haley can more than give her a run for her money . And I would also include Izzy in this eclectic group after the way she practically throws her boobs in your face in her latest videos where she also brings us a lot of cleavage bouncing action.

Another up and coming nubian boob star is alluring Angel who not only already has a stripper's stage name but she has developed greatly in the chest area over the last months giving male co - reactors huge boners.

As black women Jair and Angel are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular visitors of the blog may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ?

There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game shows it is a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Jair would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it . 

I mean, really, who gets off on watching Jair eat disgusting stuff and who would prefer her punishment was to don a wet t - shirt and wash a car ?

What would be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that Jair has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.

Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.


And if you think that five minutes on the stripper pole is not much time just watch what dynamic Diana is able to achieve in about four minutes.


Which brings us the the real reason why I decided to feature Jair again since I had decided to ease up a bit on the reposts of the parts with Jair and Haley. But like in the Godfather movies just when I thought I was out they dragged me back in. Because they just dropped a new video which I foolishly believed would make all my Tits React dreams cum true when I read the words " splash battle " and I already got a huge erection just from imagining sexual chocolate Jair, Busenwunder Haley, cum crazy Krischelle and a slew of the other raunchy React sexbombs all soaking wet wearing tiny t - shirts that leave nothing to the imagination BUT in good old react channel tradition they managed to f - word up what is the easiest video to shoot. By having the contestants wear raincoats. Okay, transparent raincoats but the whole idea of a splash battle video is to get all the girls soaking wet so you can see their boobies through the t - shirt while they are not technically naked. I swear, every time I think they have learned their lesson they take a simple video to shoot and find some way to screw it up in an epic way. Which naturally left me no choice but to put Jair on the blog once again in full effect and include as much bigbreasted girls and sexual content as YouTube and blogger allow.


So I wanted to include something new as I always try to come up with stuff I haven't posted yet and there are always ideas I forgot to mention.

In my latest Jair spotlights I have done the obligatory comicbook casting where I put Jair into the role of Vicky Spritzfest ( which would be either Victoria Squirthard or Victoria Squirtproof in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter with legs for miles almost up to her chin for the channel NOTZUCHT TV who would have been introduced in the third issue of my - at this point - discontinued adult comicbook series called VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN even if Jair's boobs are bigger than Vicky's.

Vicky - who is constantly getting into situations where she ends up naked and is more often than not used like a cheap blow up sex doll by many guys on camera ( which explains her extremely high ratings amongst the male audience ) when she is not sexually assaulted by all her perverted colleagues - gets into all kind of shenanigans and ends up competing in a wet - t - shirt contest ( after her camera guy paid two drunk college students to splash her with water and then rip off her t - shirt during a live broadcast ) with the stipulation that she will do a photoshooting for PLAYBOY magazine if she ends up winning or is amongst the five finalists.

There are also five prices the tv station offered as incentives for the viewers to vote for Victoria - which range from a body painting class where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands ( or any other body part he chooses ) to re - enact afro - american 40E - 25 - 37 sex machine Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " ( only in this version he is joined by the director and the tv station boss to turn it into a triple pussy penetration orgy ) to an all expenses paid weekend at a the honeymoon suite of a five star hotel with Victoria decked out in the tiniest lingerie from the - appropriate - Victoria's Secret catalogue, handcuffed, gagged and tied to the bed.


Anyway, I thought that nubian Busenwunder Jair with her huge chocolate melons would be a good fit for the role but as always the most obvious choice didn't occur to me which is the star of the series nymphomanic exhibitionist Elisa Bett ( not sure if I will call her Elisa Bed or Elisa Bad in the english version ) a. k. a. Halle Berry of Stuttgart whom I based - at least her physical aspect - on a certain sex goddess I will not name.

Originally she was my template for Elisa Bett because that way I could make my wet sex phantasies kind of real but I have to admit that Jair would also be a good fit since she was born for porn. Even if I never get to make the xxx - rated movie version of VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

Speaking of which what would not change would be that her roommate would be the completely fictive 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Jaja Han ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics and all affiliated companies ) who should not be confused with the real and non fictive ( at least I hope that she isn't ) 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han.

With that said there are five scenes from the comics ( some from the issues that have come out and some from the issues that were planned but haven't come out yet ) that I would definitely have to put into the movies especially if I could only find somebody who could believably portray the completely fictive wet 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay sex dream Jaja Han ( hint, hint ). Now the first one is of course the scene where Jaja Han is doing a pole dance wearing the same outfit as Akira Lane in the picture below which so far has only been included in the bonus section.


There were plans to get a variant cover done by a german artist well known for his erotic comics that I had contacts to but for reasons outside of both of our control that never materialized. In any case the story here would be that an always horny comicbook artist ( which is in no way a self insert for yours truly ) persuades Jaja to do a pole dance for charity and as a responsible guy I have to .... I mean this guy has to pull down Jaja's slip to make sure nobody gets to see her private parts when she is using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute.

The second one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Jaja Han to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.

Number three would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Jaja Han who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.

The next scene is one with Elisa Bett - finally a scene with Jair - who is dressed up as Wonderbra Woman ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) in which she walks in on Jaja Han dressed up as Power Babe who is giving me ... I mean giving the comicbook artist who is not me a two hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage. Because he bet her five bucks that she could not swallow the entire shaft and like all asian sexbombs she got totally carried away once she had started titfucking his schlong.

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include where Jair returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find that now the comicbook artist is slam - banging Jaja Han's brains out six ways to Sunday because he made another bet that she could have sex with him all night long and he would not come twice. And instead of money she agreed to become his living blow up sex doll for the next three months.

Anyway, Elisa Bett - played by Jair - would not come in to tell Jaja Han that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that he will not come twice and in fact he came over a dozen times not only two times ) but to get her to share the comicbook artist's boner.

You know, now that I am looking at these pictures again I realize that the current reigning boob queen of " Tits React " Busenwunder Hailey would be a perfect match for Elisa Bett since she not only has the gigantic tits to fill out Power Girl's magical boob window without breaking a sweat but has become what can only be described as " Russ Meyer's wet sex dream ". Man, the things I would do with living blow up sex doll Haley and ultimate men milking machine Jair if I only was 20 years younger.

Well, those are just some ideas I have been spit balling if I could get Jair to play the role of Elisa Bett instead of a certain nubian sex goddess who has been voted the sexiest woman on the entire planet twice in a row.

Of course there are other parts from issue one - like when she dresses up as the younger big breasted twin sister of Halle Berry to distract a cop from the drugs stashed in her car which backfires epically as he takes her to the station where he handcuffs her, does a full cavity search and then makes her spread her long legs while he is drilling her from behind.

At the same time he is pressing her giant gazongas against a two - way mirror which is recorded by all of his colleagues without her knowledge and the footage somehow ends up as volume 11, 12 and 13 of the real life sex tape series Porno Police : Double Dee Delinquents. Which later on leads to an uninhibited sex orgy with half a dozen of her biggest ( and I mean her biggest since they all have huge monstercocks ) teenage fans at a no tell motel. Jair would really be perfect for these kind of movies.


Because I think every red blooded straight male would love to encounter our favourite afro - american aphrodite in such a bonerinducing setting .


The " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " it is and as always here is the obligatory top five of Jair's newest breast reaction videos. This Sexbombe will be a hot wife AND a mistress.


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