So I thought about doing a second EC Comics posting for Today but the material I have left goes more into the war and crime or science fiction realm which for me is not exactly what you think about on Halloween.
So instead I am finally doing a post that I initially wanted to write for Halloween last year but never got around to do. And it is about time that Lady Death ( and by extension Evil Ernie ) got her proper spotlight post.
Especially since I don't know if I have ever written about Lady Death before aside from mentioning her in my earliestspotlight posts for my number one tv crush of all times : 40C - 24 - 36 Power Girl Markie Post.
In preparation for this I also went over my diaries of the International Comic Salon in Erlangen because I thought I wrote about the time my big brother and me met Brian Pulido - creator of Lady Death and Evil Ernie and the mastermind behind Chaos ! Comics - which led to what must be the strangest fan encounters of Brian Pulido's life ( of which I am totally innocent, it was all my brother's doing ) but I couldn't find it anywhere.
Maybe I never did or maybe my memory is failing me again but in any case I suppose a bit of a background is required for all who have never heard of Evil Ernie or only know the Lady Death comics and have no idea that she first appeared in an independent comic that wasn't published by Chaos ! Comics. Because Chaos ! Comics didn't exist at that time. Also Evil Ernie didn't start as a comicbook but as an idea for a horror movie.
If I recall right ( and with the way my memory works that might not be the case ) at he beginning of the 90s Brian Pulido was in the process of getting the necessary funds to make the movie when he realized that the Hollywood studios would have too much influence over the picture and that it probably would not turn out like he envisioned it. So instead - maybe as a failsafe - Brian Pulido decided to turn it into a comicbook because that way Brian would have complete creative control over it.
He turned to independent comicbook company ETERNITY COMICS which published the five issue mini series EVIL ERNIE : YOUTH GONE WILD in black and white. Like TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES the book became viralespecially after the appearance of the stunning Lady Death in the first issue very aptly depicted by the late Steven Hughes. I would love to say that I got in on the Evil Ernie hype at the ground floor but the series was already at the third issue when I found out about it's big popularity.
Back then the internet was not what it is now and all the information comicbook afficionados got about coming comicbook series were the solicitations in the catalogues of the various comicbook distributors.
Which were not that easy to get when you lived in Germany. So I had to resort to the trade paperback for the first story and later on I got the single issues of EVIL ERNIE and LADY DEATH, at that time from CHAOS ! COMICS which Brian Pulido founded because of the big success. Now I want to be totally honest here I was not what you call " a completist " collector of CHAOS ! COMICS. I didn't get EVERY issue of every comicbook they published - on one hand because of a lack of funds and on the other hand because there were a lot of series and the issues were not easy to get and I had to resort to the german translations in quite a few cases.
But I did have a big chunk of their output. Especially from the LADY DEATH series once Ivan Reis became the regular artist on the seemingly endless succession of mini series. He was fresh of his GREEN LANTERN run and this was also long before his incredible run as the regular artist on GeoffJohnsNEW 52 AQUAMAN run. After that I somehow lost track of which series Ivan Reis did because it was all related to the NEW 52 which for most was one of the worst decisions DC took in their entire history.
There were a few decent books mixed in there - with 52 new series it would be a miracle if there wasn't - but they did irreparable damage to the DC legacies and the initiative did not accomplish what it set out to do : it neither brought new readers to DC Comics in droves and they still haven't manage to put out the digital version of their comics at the same time or even before the printed version. And this was the big crux of the initiative. Coming back to CHAOS ! COMICS back when I still had what a guy can call a comicbook collection a big part of it was from them and since I mentioned the International Comic Salon in Erlangen I remember that there was a comicbook convention where I got a whole bunch of the german hardcovers - all signed and numbered - at a real dumping price.
As for Evil Ernie, I don't want to go too deep into the story. Either you already know it and then you don't need a recap or you don't and then I don't want to spoil it for you and just mention that if it would have been turned into a movie it would have been one of those cult movies that could only be made in the 90s. Thankfully Matthew Peterson at MAJOR SPOILERS did a Retro Review for issue one back in June of 2024 for us.
It's getting really late for me and most of you are probably already bored out of your minds and can't wait to get to the good stuff so I will only add that this is unlike my normal Black And White posts since the first EVIL ERNIE series is in black and white so there are no coloured pages - even if I DID find some original art - and in the second series there are not a lot of original art pages available. Also with the plethora of LADY DEATH mini series there are some original pages where I could not find coloured pages so I didn't include them. And now let's have some fun !
youth gone wild
lady stuff
lady links
lady videos
tim vigil did some of the covers for the first evil ernie series
tim vigils faust
I used to have this omnibus
ivan reis blackest night
in the mouth of madness
wishmaster double feature
brandons cult movie
short lived tv shows 1986 to 1987
friday the 13th magic lantern
plus the wizard with douglas barr better known as howie munson on the fall guy
Here we are again, another year, another EC Comics Halloween post.
I've not finished overhauling my SCOOBY APOCALYPSE post from last year but since it is not technically a Halloween post and I promised all of my faithful readers that I would do a new post for Halloween IF I managed to give all my Halloween posts that I started last year the old once over before Halloween I guess I have met my goal so here is a new post for Halloween and you know that if I can make only one Halloween post this year it has to be about EC Comics iconic horror anthology titles TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE HAUNT OF FEAR and also THE VAULT OF HORROR.
At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science and the third volume from the EC Comics Library - Weird Science I only have two Biblioteca Grandes Del Comic pocket books from Planeta DeAgostini ( which are black and white reprints like the spanish Biblioteca Marvel pocket books ) : Classicos Del Terror - The Haunt Of Fear 15 ( which is the last issue ) and Classicos Del Suspense - Crime Suspenstories 1 ( which is the first issue and includes my favourite Johnny Craig EC Comics story The Sewer from Crime Suspenstories 5 and you can find the story in my EC Comics Johnny Craig bonus post from 2020), the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear from Gladstone Comics that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered these issues may be.
As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.
Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.
One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .
Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.
Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.
With the obligatory EC links out of the way we come to the material that I selected for this post and I found quite a few pages from various EC Comics publications but since this is a Halloween post I dispensed with all the artwork from CRIME PATROL, CRIME SUSPENSTORIES, FRONTLINE COMBAT, IMPACT, SHOCK SUSPENSTORIES, TWO - FISTED TALES, VALOR, WEIRD FANTASY and WEIRD SCIENCE. Maybe I will make a post with some of that material next month in an EC COMICS GO TO WAR spotlight post.
Longtime followers of the blog know that over the years I developed a soft spot for Johnny Craig's art so I was toying with the idea of doing a third spotlight post for him but a lot of that post would have been covers and as anybody who has read my posts over the decades knows I prefer to include interior pages over covers because one can always use covers elsewhere while I always get the feeling of wasting interior pages if I use them when there are covers available. So instead of a Johnny Craig post we have a mix of EC Comics regulars from all three horror anthologies.
trifecta
ec stuff
ec links
ec videos
marie severin
krigstein
stanija dobrojevic finally some pictures
stanija dobrojevic
tales from the crypt
eclipso
halloween 4 to 6
halloween 5
horror tv shows
ghost stories
stephen kings lawnmower man
the lawnmower man
the dead zone movie
the dead zone episode five
nightmares and dreamscapes with william h macy shoveler in mystery men
comic geek speak mystery men
william h macy on the real with hasian men milking machine jeanie mai
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION )
Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Jeannie Mai used to appear quite regularly in my posts, mostly when I was waxing philosophic about shooting a porn movie with living44D - 25 - 35cosplayblowupsexdollYayaHan who might object to shooting the explicit sex scenes I have in mind ( and you can read more about the kind of movie I would love to shoot with Yayain this post) - even if she was literally built for porn when she gave herself those giant - sized 44D porn implants - and that I would have to bring in hasian porn super star Miko Lee as a sex double who has no qualms about gettinghersexfreakoninfront of a camera.
Born of chinese and vietnamese descent and joining the hardcore game at sweet 18 years of age, Miko quickly became one of the most popular asian pornstars at the turn of the millennium. Taking cues from both Asia Carrera’s humorous, sophisticated style and Mai Lin’s all - out attitude, Miko proved an all - purpose sex super weapon, taking on guys with a vengeance. She is one of my favourite asian adult movie stars and one of the things about Miko that has always impressed me is that you totally believe that she can suck a baseball through a garden hose. Heck, this nymphomanic suckcubus can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
Because of her superior oral skills she was a trainer for fluffers - women whose job it is to get male porn actors ready to perform when they can´t get it up anymore - and even handled a few emergency cases. There is no male who can resist Miko´s asian charms which has led to quite a few problems because most of her on screen partners can´t stop performing.
There have been many times where the frustrated director and crew have gone for an extended three or four hour lunch break while leaving the camera rolling so they could get everything on tape while Miko was getting drilled in every orifice of her body by up to seven porn actors.
And while she is often booked with gay actors - porn productions often use them in regular movies because they can last longer as they normally don´t get aroused by sexual intercourse with women - there are a few who refuse to work with her after she turned a few gay actors straight.
I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Miko just got it in spades.
She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the louder she makes them scream and the harder they come as merciless Miko makes them squirt like firehoses milking them beyond what's humanly possible.
She attacks their big, swollen, pulsating members with an unbelievable ferocity and nymphomaniac does not even begin to describe her sex - drive. Not only does the insatiable blow up sex doll swallow the biggest monsterschlongs, her tight body also seems to be made out of rubber.
This human blow up love doll gets impaled by giant boners that don´t seem to fit into such a small girl. It´s not possible. But Miko just smiles knowingly and mounts them for a hot rodeo that drains all their juices.
Coming back to having Miko Lee as Yaya Han's porn double in a JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA movie ( probably as Katana who goes on a special undercover mission for Batman outside of The Outsiders ), while Miko definitely has all the necessary skills to perform even the most explicit sex scenes it is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like THE REAL talk show host JeannieMai is auditioning for the part and while she is smaller than Yaya in the chest area she has an impressive skill set. I am convinced !
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freaksheisandhow muchsheenjoyshaving sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with Jeannie making her THE REAL co - hosts speechless and turning the male audience into drooling idiots with her boner - inducing boob exercises .
In which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guy's dicks harder than unto a thing of iron !
Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.
Of course the animated GIF of Jeannie Mai as the wishgranting Jeannie from the famous 60s sitcom ( there is an interesting story why Jeannie Mai shares a name with her in the video below ) is from the Halloween episode. Which I also had to include as Jeannie Mai's outfit that makes all red blooded males fantasize of adding her to your personal harem as the newest erection attraction alone is worth the price of admission.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than 3 wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it is difficult to tell a story while getting your brains effed out, screaming with pleasure at the top of your lungs.
Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.
Now the mother of the family, Rachel Creed might look more familiar since she is played by none other than 40D - 27 - 35 bikini body Denise Crosby who is best known for playing ultimate intergalactic Star Trek sex machine Tasha Yar Glaaah, the needy Security Chief on Star Trek : The Next Generation whose completely uninhibited unleashed sex drive even turned Data into a horny pleasurebot who couldn't wait to slamfuck her.
Which some people have a problem with but to be realistic her character was always very sexually charged on the show and in the first draft they even wanted Tasha to be a closet nymphomaniac due to being sexually assaulted on her home planet by rape gangs on a daily basis once her teenage body busted out and they wanted her to develop an unhealthy sexual desire to dicktame underage nerd Wesley Crusher. They changed the sexbot for the teenager - which was probably going over better with the board of tv censorship - but they brought the rape thing up whenever they could almost as if Tasha Yar didn't have any other personality traits.
So it's no wonder that they did her dirty when they decided to kill off Tasha Yar and it was so bad that Denise Crosby returned to the show as her own daughter from an alternate universe. In any case because of that Tasha and Data never got to repeat their ejaculation sensation fuck marathon but I am sure that Data had a holographic recording of it that he'd replay constantly whenever he was alone in his private quarters.
tommyknockers with tracy lords
Also appearing here is world famous r - rated 42D - 23 - 39 former 80s mega porn star Traci Lords who also appeared twice on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. Fun fact : Traci Lords and David Faustino reunited on the set of 1996's Dead Man's Island which also starred sci fi icon William Shatner, 44D - 28 - 40 Morgan Fairchild and 40C - 24 - 38 cult siren Barbara Eden.
Today's generation knows Traci Lords from such guest stints like MARRIED WITH CHILDREN or the first Blade movie with Wesley Snipes which is getting more exposure now that they are trying to do a new film. For people from my generation Traci Lords gained worldwide fame as the cool chick who had her boobs done and lied about her age to do porn with 16. Traci was one of the big porn mega stars during my teenage years because of her youthful looks ( no wonder ), her tittilating twin torpedoes and penchant for oral stimulation especially deepthroating.
Her soft, full lips were just made to be wrapped tightly around a rock hard pulsating erection and suck it for hours without mercy until the lucky stiff squirts his brains out while screaming her name ( at least they scream something sounding like her last name ) at the top of his lungs.
silver bullet audio drama
wencke myhre live
wencke myhre music videos
wencke myhre showcasing her bonerinducing playmate body in a blue bikini while singing her evergreen er halt ein knallrotes gummiboot from the movie unsere pauker gehen in die luft
the full movie
wencke myhre show
zeichentrickserie
geisterbahn
am laufenden band curd juergens
ec comics
the vault of horror
tales from the crypt the amicus movie
halloween three
blue thunder episode one with bubba smith from police academy with leslie easterbrook
I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Leslie with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Leslie to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.
Now being one of THE most popular candidates from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob blog I have always thought that they should have made a Power Girl movie with her when she was in her prime because we were all whacking of to Leslie Easterbrook's giant - sized breasts and she would not have had any problem filling out Power Girl's magical cleavage window. I don't recall how her physical aspect was in the 2000s but if they had done a Power Girl movie or even just a Justice League of America movie with Leslie Easterbrook they could have included some of the more explicit encounters between the characters from the DC universe and the Marvel universe during the DC VS MARVEL crossover mini - series that were cut like Power Girl's encounter with Venom. I guarantee you that if this would have been one of the battles where the readers got to vote about the outcome Venom would have won by a landslide. Because as popular as Power Girl is with the male readers everybody would have voted for Venom to see him probe every orifice of Power Girl's kryptonian pornstar body with dozen of tentacles.
As longtime blog followers know my favourite part of the franchise is Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach mainly because real life 40C - 24 - 39 Power Girl LeslieEasterbrook who plays Debbie Callahan finally appears in a swimsuit alongside 38C - 23 - 35 bikini hardbodyJanetJonesGretzky who appeared nude inside of the PLAYBOY issue of March 1987.
Janet Jones has an incredible physique in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and the scene where she appears in a stunning white onesie swimsuit at the pool is the only reason why people still watch the movie - or at least wait with switching off until Janet's breast parts are over.
