Goodbye Germany : at the Wild Wild West !

With nine posts still unfinished I should put all my energy on wrapping those up but at the same time I have been adding so many western related videos to those posts that I thought, why not make a spin - off post with some of these videos which might be quicker in the long run ?

Also it´s a good opportunity to continue my GOODBYE GERMANY series .

Now this is not the first time I am writing about western comics on this blog since I covered everything from DC Comics´ JONAH HEX to german western comics from my misspent youth , Jean Giraud a.k.a. Moebius BLUEBERRY , Landrömer´s KAUBOI UND KAKTUS , the many times Marvel Comics changed the original Ghost Rider´s name , Karl May´s WINNETOU , Gil Kane´s western comicbook covers , Gardner Fox´ western comicbook covers , Harvey Comics´ BLACK CAT , my post about Matt Wagner´s ZORRO and also the WILD WILD WEST movie with Will Smith in my cult siren post´s about all natural 36E ( !!! ) - 25 - 37 supreme blow up sex doll Salma Hayek .

Before we get to my usual mix of pop cultural relevant stuff, curvy cult sirens and personal favorites I have to mention a celebrity birthday that I forgot to include in my last post. Granted, since coming to Spain I have only been able to insert the anniversaries of notice sporadically but I have to mention blond Busenwunder Patricia Arquette who celebrated her 54th birthday on April the 8th. Thankfully this often overlooked brabuster nixed her plans to become a nun since she has won various awards during her career including one Oscar, three Golden Globes, two Primetime Emmy Awards, two Screen Actor Guild Awards and a British Academy Film Award.

Patricia is a hot mix of French - Canadian, Swiss, German, Jewish, English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Russian and when you see her all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 28 - 36 measurements you know why she was one of my first candidates in my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series. Although I never got to write that post. Or mention her on this blog which is why I had to include her Today.

Now usually when I include a top 5 of the best videos I start with the number 5 and work my way through to the best one but somehow things got a bit mixed up so we start with the best and then get to the rest.

Coming to the topic of Today´s post, we start with a few reading recommendations for those who have read and enjoyed LUCKY LUKE.

Not really a reading recommendation since I don´t know if I would enjoy it as much without the huge nostalgia factor but I just had to include a video about one of my favorite western series as a kid : BESSY, not Lassie.

Speaking of favorite western series, here is proof that even I don´t know everything : I thought that Winnetoonz was the first animated adaption of Winnetou but it seems there was an even earlier one. Does anybody know more about it ? The animation looks like Lou Scheimer´s Filmation.

Apropos Winnetou, Lex Barker really has done it all : Old Shatterhand, Kara Ben Nemsi Effendi, Tarzan, pirate, FBI agent and even outlaw Robin Hood.

I couldn´t include this in my - still unfinished - MASK OF THE ZORRO MONDAY WITH MATT WAGNER post because it already had a video with an anlysis of the movie. I try to avoid having two similar videos in one post.

This video serves two purposes : firstable it is a musical introduction to the next part of the bonus section but I also want to show a bit of love and moral support to Will Smith. I´m probably the only person on the planet who has not seen the Oscars since they don´t show them in Spain but what they have shown on every channel is what happened between Will Smith and Chris Rock. Which I refuse to comment until I have seen the Oscars. Whatever happened - justified or not - in my opinion most people forget too quickly what a great singer, musician and actor Will Smith is who has kept us entertained with his great performances for decades.

I have found quite a few episodes from the original WILD WILD WEST tv show on YouTube but as a comicbook fan I had to go with the one which has the original Batgirl 37C - 23 - 36 cult siren Yvonne Craig as a guest star.

Here´s the lovely Yvonne working on her tan in a clip from The Man from U.N.C.L.E. And before you go through your DVD collection this is from ONE SPY TOO MANY, a feature film version of the tv show that combined both The Alexander the Greater Affair episodes. The subplot and footage with Yvonne Craig was just shot for the film and did NOT appear on television.

You can also see the full clip - as well as many more with Yvonne Craig on such shows like STAR TREK or MY FAVORITE MARTIAN - on this website .

Coming from the WILD WILD WEST tv show to the 1999 movie, a big part of the pull of the film was ultimate latin blow up sex doll Salma Hayek who didn´t have a sexy table dance scene like in FROM DUSK TO DAWN but apart from that wore ..... let´s face it : not too much clothing. At least in her first scenes, later on she wore a lot of fabric. I guess they needed some spicy clips for the trailer so they could get the moviegoers money.

I mean what´s the deal with designing such an lingerie outfit for Salma Hayek and then covering her up for most of the movie ? I´m not saying that well endowed actresses have to be naked all the time. They can wear something for five minutes and get naked later on which is more sexy.

No, really, in my opinion if you have an actress with a stunning physique than you have to use that if you are a good director. And you seize the opportunity if you have an oscar - winning actor like Mickey Rourke in a movie instead of giving Dennis Rodman more screentime because you want to be his buddy or you´re smoking weed together. Also I think it should be a rule in horror movies that female characters only die after they have been naked. You might think this IS a rule - especially if you have seen the SCREAM saga - but it isn´t. Trust me, I have seen dozens of horror movies were whole squads of hot, nubile chicks met their end before undressing. What a waste. And it´s the same with Salma Hayek.

Back to WILD WILD WEST Salma Hayek does have some good scenes in the movie but ultimately she´s not a very likeable or sympathetic character because she plays the helpless damsel in distress the whole movie until the end when the old, decrepit " father " Will Smith and Kevin Kline have almost died to save turns out to her virile, potent and young husband.

It´s the part of the movie that bugs me the most. I guess it´s realistic that this sweet and hot looking massita is in reality a lying, scheming woman who seduces the heroes to get what she wants and doesn´t get her deserved upcommance but I don´t have to go to the movies for that.

According to internet sources the latin sex godess´ measurements are - all natural - 36E - 25 - 37 but here it looks to be much more. Anyway, at the moment Salma is married to a rich guy who just drowned her in expensive jewelery so you know what women really want. And you can find more pictures, videos and animated GIFs with Salma in my old cult siren posts .

You may have wondered why there was a giant mechanical spider in the movie and the answer to that is simple : producer Jon Peters put it in.

He was the producer along with director Sonnenfeld and in AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH, Kevin Smith talked about working with Peters on a fifth potential SUPERMAN film in 1997, revealing that Peters had three demands for the script. The first demand was that Superman is not allowed to wear the suit, the second was that Superman not fly, and the third was to have Superman fight a giant spider in the third act. After Tim Burton came on board, Smith's script was tossed away and the film was never produced due to further complications. A year later, he noted that WILD WILD WEST was released with the inclusion of a giant mechanical spider in the final act. Neil Gaiman has also said that Jon Peters insisted a giant mechanical spider be included in a film adaptation of THE SANDMAN.

To keep the western theme going - and to post something about another sexbomb with black hair and a huge rack here´s the swedish techno / folk / bluegrass band REDNEX . The group was very popular in Germany in the 90s although I have to say that I really started to like the band as soon as new front woman Julie Anne Tulley a.k.a. Scarlett joined their line up.

Wikipedia says they´re mostly known for the hit song " Cotton Eye Joe " in 1994. Although extremely popular in Germany, where the band holds the record of most total weeks ( 25 ) at No.1 on the German singles chart over the past 30 years - scoring such hits as " Old Pop in an Oak ", " The Spirit of the Hawk ” and " Wish You Were Here " - " Cotton Eye Joe " remains Rednex's sole hit in the United States. Now the real reason the Rednex are so popular in Germany is Scarlett and her bouncing action fan service.

They had another front woman with big boobs before ( a blonde ) but they really became most popular when Scarlett joined in 2001. Because they did a lot of live gigs on tv and Scarlett really knows how to shake it.

She always puts some extra effort on making her boobies bounce as they often just jump up and down to the music. In one show ( I think it was called APRES SKI HITS ) Scarlett´s huge breasts where jumping up and down so wild they almost came up to her chin. And in this instance the cameraguy even filmed it which almost never happens on german tv.

Staying in Germany - since this is a GOODBYE GERMANY post - I like to throw one of these in once in a while : videos that don´t fall into my obligatory five categories ( comicbooks, movies, tv shows, cartoons and music ) but still ties in with the topic of the post. I couldn´t find an episode of Klassiker der Weltliteratur with a western author so instead here we have a documentary about the true history of the wild wild west.

We come to a less serious version of the wild west with Vierzig Wagen Westwärts ( Forty Wagons Westwards, original title The Hallelujah Trail, spanish title The Whiskey Battle ) one of my favorite western movies.

I don´t know if it´s my favorite western movie but it´s up there with James Garner´s Auch ein Sheriff braucht Mal Hilfe ( Support Your Local Sheriff ), Jane Fonda´s Cat Balou ( that red dress as Trixie, daiiiiiiimn ! ),

the Rio Bravo / El Dorado double feature ( since it is basically the same movie ) the Magnificent Seven two parter, Terence Hill´s My Name Is Nobody ( only the first part and only with the german dubbing because they added a ton of jokes ) and a few other Terence Hill and Bud Spencer western collaborations, Sergio Leone´s The Man With No Name / Dollar trilogy, all of the Winnetou movies especially Unter Geiern with a very young Götz George and german all natural 40B - 22 - 36 Busenwunder Elke Sommer plus a few 1980s / 1990s westerns like Silverado or Young Guns.

Anyway, it´s easily in the top five and I still watch it every time it´s on tv.

It took me quite some time to find the right versions with the best quality although I am not one hunded percent sure if I got the right ones since the german version is listed as 149 minutes long and the original US version as 165 minutes long while we only have a difference of 3 minutes here.

Nevertheless I wanted to include both versions so you can see - and hear - the differences. Speaking of which, I haven´t watched the entire original US version but from what I have seen so far there are two differences.

Firstable, in the US version Donald Pleasance character is just refered to as Oracle while in the german dubbing his name is Orakel Jones. Second, the original version seems a tad more serious as in the german dubbing they felt the need to have two narrators : one who tells what the narrator in the original version tells and a second one who throws in some witty remarks and jokes. This is a practice you will experience in a lot of german dubbed movies where the german distribution company felt the original version was not funny enough and add more jokes in the dubbing. I really can´t say if that´s a good thing or a bad thing - in the case of My Name Is Nobody I tried to watch the spanish version and I just couldn´t - since I am just too used to the german dubbing which makes me clearly biased.

Apropos dubbed versions, I already posted a german episode of Hoot Kloot or how it´s called in Germany Sheriff Donnerknall ( Sheriff Thundercrack ).

This wraps up the western part of Today´s post addendum but wait - there´s more. I know that there are people out there who don´t like westerns and probably skip this entire post but for those who still soldiered through here are a few more nuggets starting with another episode from the fine folks at Ayer Nomas about another cult tv show.

Speaking of tv shows, we continue with two videos that I couldn´t fit into my PATRICK DUFFY´S MAN FROM ATLANTIS post . First up we have Journey To The Bottom Of The Sea - or how it was called in Germany Die Seaview - In geheimer Mission ( The Seaview On Secret Mission ) from 1966, a show I never knew existed. Now I swear I did not plan this but there is also an episode with Yvonne Craig as a guest star ( episode 7 from the first season called Turn Back The Clock ) and if you´re wondering why I didn´t include it the reason is that I simply couldn´t find it on YouTube. 

The title of Journey To The Bottom Of The Sea was of course borrowed from the famous book with the same title from the father of modern science fiction so our second video is the 1978 tv movie Jules Verne - Adventure In Atlantis original title The Return Of Captain Nemo.

Closing things out for Today we have one of these incredibly rare once in a lifetime YouTube finds since I didn´t even know a Beatles cartoon existed.

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Rich Buckler´s Wonder Woman Wednesday

Once again I hadn´t planned on doing a post so soon after our last post but while going through the material in the Rich Buckler folder I came upon some WONDER WOMAN stuff that I just had to put on the blog.

Originally I wanted to do a post with Rich Buckler art from various DC books - including some JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA pages - when I came upon what seems to be a rare find. As some of the more frequent visitors know there was a company called POWER RECORDS that adapted a lot of comicbooks as audio dramas. Not only from DC Comics but also from Marvel Comics and other comicbook companies. If you want to know more about them there is a link to a blog all about them at the top of the link section.

Now I am not 100 percent sure but as far as I know it most of their audio dramas was based on actual issues of a comicbook series. Well, I couldn´t find anything like that for " The Secret Of The Magic Tiara ". What I did find was the original art for the comicbook that was part of the package and since it was done by Rich Buckler and I could not find many colored pages from it I am posting it here. And if anybody out there knows where I can find more color pages please let me know in the comments below.

Now while I didn´t find a lot of color pages you can watch - and listen to - the full audio drama Wonder Woman : The Secret Of The Magic Tiara here.



To keep things interesting here - for me and my readers - I try to switch things up so since we already covered February the 9th in this THORSDAY WITH RICH BUCKLER post we come to our first new cult siren entry with Holly Willoughby who celebrated her 39th birthday on February the 10th.

I have to confess I didn´t know that much about her and the only reason why I am including her this year is that I found a video with her some time ago. So I have to rely on my internet resources for everything you are going to read from now and I hope that if there are some mistakes or faulty info somebody out there will let me know in the comments below.

Maybe Terry Hooper knows more about her since she´s british. Okay, to my understanding Holly´s Mom was an air stewardess so you could say that being a sexual fantasy was in her genes. So it was no surprise that she started modeling at 14 and modeling lingerie at 17 - for obvious reasons.

Thanks to her literal bra busting 34E boobs Holly landed a gig in a Pretty Polly lingerie commercial where she had a quite hands on approach to demonstrating the difference between just squeezing your breasts together and lifting them up. She did it with such panache that this bit appeared in quite a lot of them which was her first claim to boob fame.



Now you wouldn´t think that this would qualify Holly for the job of a children´s program presenter of all things but on the other side I would have given her the job too if she had presented me with two such solid arguments. Okay, there was an exposed breast while presenting the children's programme Ministry of Mayhem in 2004 but that was a bonus.

In 2006, the show´s title was changed to Holly & Stephen's Saturday Showdown in order to reflect the popularity of its co - presenters, Holly and Stephen Mulhern. During the final episode of the show ( on the 1st of July 2006 ), Willoughby accidentally revealed one of her breasts during a particularly energetic routine. CITV received a small number of complaints but the wider audience merely wrote the occurrence off as unfortunate.



Oddly enough Holly Willoughby won a Bafta in 2006 in recognition of her abilities as a children´s tv presenter but since the term " her abilities as a presenter " is not clearly defined we can assume that it was mainly for her proneness to wardrobe malfunctions and other great moments in british tv history. Like when a contestant mistook her breasts for the buzzer and instead of pressing the red button just squeezed Holly´s boobs - twice !

In January 2008, Willoughby presented Dancing on Ice in a very low cut dress which led to a small number of complaints by the viewing public which was probably male for the most part. It´s the first video I found.



In early 2008 she helped make a point that the UK, as a nation, waste too much water by having a 3 minute shower in a cubicle before the public fountain in the middle of Trafalgar Square. It was part of the Be Water Wise campaign which lead to World Water Day on March the 22nd of 2008.

We are staying with busty vixens making the transition from british tv to horror classics and the stunning Hazel Court, whose anniversary was on the 10th of this month. I wrote a long post about her in 2016 which was mainly about The Curse Of Frankenstein or like I like to call it Frankenstein doesn´t socialize in reference to a GREEN LANTERN story by Alan Moore.

When I saw the movie for the first time Hazel Court just blew me away because I didn´t know about her status as a scream queen and that a lot of her roles hinged on her big pair of lung´s ability to scream in horror loudly and fill out a cleavage. She presents one of the most incredible cleavages in movie history in that film that is sure to blow your socks off as it doesn´t leave much to the imagination. Hazel Court is almost topless for most of the movie with her generous and deep plunging cleavages.

If that is not enough to make you check out The Curse Of Frankenstein I don´t know what is. Because besides one of the best performances by Hazel Court it is also a very good horror movie from the famous Hammer studios starring none other than Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstein.

 

I could not find a good video with Hazel Court from her appearances in Hammer movies but she was in episode 27 of the first season of BONANZA called The Last Trophy with Lorne Greene whose anniversary is Today.



For some reason ( probably to avoid any copyright law infringements ) the episode has the wrong intro so here is the right one for old timers like me.



Since I already covered the celebrity birthdays from February the 11th in this spotlight on John Romita Jr´s run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN at length we come to Today´s anniversaries and make our way back to comicbooks with Judd Winick who turns 50. I was so sure that I had already written something about him since he was the writer on some of my favorite comicbooks like BARRY WEEN, MAJOR BUMMER, UNDER THE HOOD, one of my favorite GREEN ARROW runs with Scott McDaniel and the mindblowing start of the new GREEN ARROW & BLACK CANARY series but since I hadn´t made a tag specifically for Judd I thought I had to skip him this year.

But then I remembered that Judd Winick was also the writer of one of the best Justice League maxi series ever Justice League : Generation Lost about which I had made an extra long post. The 24 issue series came out on the heels of Darkest Night and was the companion book to Brightest Day. Everybody expected Brightest Day to be a hit but Justice League : Generation Lost left it to eat its dust. But not only that, it cost 2,99 when most other comics were more expensive and also came out twice a moth.

Which they pulled off without missing any shipping dates by having three pencilers, Joe Bennett, Aaron Lopresti and newcomer Fernando Dagnino.

I don´t want to say too much about the story because you can read all about it in my JUSTICE LEAGUE GENERATION COOL - RESTORED ? post . Yes, there were some problems with blogger who deleted the entire post and I could only bring it back because I always make a copy of the HTML text.

Writing these posts always reminds me of all the artists I forget to keep track of and I have to admit that Fernando Dagnino fell completely off my radar. I have looked him up and it seems he has kept himself busy doing some issues of the CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT series and the KILLERS mini series from Valiant Comics. I have to say, he looks quite different then when he worked on JUSTIC LEAGUE : GENERATION LOST which might be due to the fact that he is now inking himself. Not saying it looks bad just different. 

I also had to look up Doug Mahnke´s latest work who did pencils for the SUPERMAN / WONDER WOMAN series ( how fitting for this post ) and the REBIRTH Superman book. He did not ink himself but the guy DC got for him really isn´t doing him any favors. Doug Mahnke really depends on his inkers - like Tom Nguyen in Under The Hood - otherwise his art comes across as flat and stiff. Coming back to Judd Winick, since I mentioned his run on GREEN ARROW with Scott McDaniel as anybody who has checked out the " Top Ten Posts " link at the end of each post knows I covered it at length in part three of THE ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN ( those who want to know the essential GREEN ARROW stories should also read part 1 and part 2 ).

I would have preferred a video just about Judd Winick´s GREEN ARROW run but at least he is the number 1 in this Top 10 Green Arrow Stories You Never Read list. Unlike other videos these are really stories not a lot of people - apart from the hardcore Green Arrow afficionados - have read.



Finally I get to post some of the Robin Hood videos and we start with Erroll Flynn, the one who inspired Oliver Queen in regards to his costume.

At least in the comicbooks I read. It might have been Douglas Fairbanks in the original version but Errol Flynn was also the first movie version of Robin Hood I saw. Plus we got Basil Rathbone as the Sheriff Of Nottingham and I am sure he was glad to play something else then Sherlock Holmes.



Over the decades there have been a lot of movie versions of Robin Hood - from serious adaptions to more loose versions like Mel Brooks did - and I have not seen the latest ones. I don´t know. For me the best movie was the one with Kevin Costner so watching any new take will probably be a disappointment. But who knows ? They might surprise me. As for tv series there have also been many tv shows about Robin starting as early as 1955.



Now as longtime readers of the blog know for me the best Robin Hood series of all times - the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be - is Robin Of Sherwood starring Michael Praed. Of course since it is the best there are not a lot of videos from it on YouTube let alone entire episodes but I found a longer one which also features the mesmerizing and hauntingly beautiful music of Clannad. Which in my opinion was a major factor in the success of the show. So yes, this was not only the best Robin Hood tv series it also introduced me to the wonder that is Clannad and for all the young uns if you have never heard of them check them out on MeTunes or whatever music app is popular.



My favorite animated version of Robin Hood is still the Disney movie and in this case it also has to be the german version because nobody beats Reinhard Mey as the balladeer. However like with Robin Of Sherwood good clips are hard to find but I found another animated version of Robin Hood.



Second to the Disney movie the cartoon version most people are familiar with is the anime although I have never seen an entire episode of it.



We make one last return to the celebrity birthdays with Arsenio Hall who celebrates his 64th birthday. I have to confess that I am not what you might call a fan from the get go because I didn´t even know who he was.

I first saw him in the Eddie Murphy hit movie Coming To America which in Germany is called The Prince Of Zamunda which is not that big of a spoiler. No, for that we have to thank a german movie tv show that showed the ending before the movie hit theaters. Anyway, after watching the movie I read in cinema that Arsenio Hall was Eddie Murphy´s sketch partner and that he used to have a talk show. But when I finally could see american tv shows it was already off the air. So I was exited when he got a second go especially since he always had a lot of afro american sexbombs from my favorite tv shows as guests like sexy Nicole Beharie from Sleepy Hollow.

I know that I said I would not talk about this anymore but I am still upset how they wrote her out of the show and I have not watched it since. For me the whole show was about her character and Ichabod Crane so when she left I lost all interest. It was the same with Castle and Hawaii Five - O.



Unlike with our first new entry in the anals of cult sirens I was somewhat aware of Belcalis Almanzar a.k.a. Cardi B beforehand, in fact I knew of her before I knew of Megan Thee Stallion . They are both known for two things ..... okay, three things : sexually explicit lyrics and massive melons which in Megan´s case was a result of puberty while Cardi B gave herself giant - sized porn implants and other body augmentations and her new 39E - 27 - 36 measurements came in handy when she worked as a stripper.

Cardi began stripping at the age of 19 and did it for 5 years which changed her life positively : it helped her escape poverty and domestic violence and even get an education. I might have learned about Cardi B earlier than I did because I found a few episodes of Love & Hip Hop online but never got around to watch it. Cardi B who became famous after several of her sexual - themed posts on Vine and Instagram went viral is a very successful rap artist and her song " Bodak Yellow " became number 1 on the Billboard charts, making her the first solo female rapper to secure the spot since Lauren Hill´s " Doo Wop ( That Thing ) " in 1998 and the first Dominican.

Besides dominican Cardi B also has trinidadian and spanish roots. " Bodak Yellow " also received nominations for Best Rap Performance and Best Rap Song at the 60th Grammy Awards. It won Single of the Year at the 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards. On April 6, 2018, the rapper released her debut album " Invasion Of Privacy " which won many hearts and increased her fame.

The album became the most streamed album by a female artist in a single week in Apple Music. At the 61^st Grammy Awards, she became the first female rapper to win Best Rap Album. She continued her music career with 21 nominations at the 2019 Billboard Music Awards and winning 6.



The former stripper who counts nubian sex goddesses like Nicki Minaj, afro american aphroditeTaraji P. Henson and my number one sex fantasy of all times, the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks better known as the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog besides three entries in my JLA cast ) among her fans is a devout Christian and firm believer in God. Which fits with the fact that she is a self proclaimed blowjob fanatic and deepthroat expert since christian women often wait with real sex until their marriage which leaves them only oral sex as an option for sex. To become such an expert at giving head one has to start at a young age and as Cardi B herself stated she had a strained relationship with her stepfather and took french lessons in college. Which is code for " the campus perverts cornered her at recess for a forced blowjob bonanza ". Cardi B furthermore went on public record that she kept her husband Offset faithful by giving him the best deepthroat blowjobs. I wonder if she really loves her neighbour and I would love to get together with her for some bible study and extensive oral pleadings of scripture. We could also re - enact the juicier parts like Sodom and Gomorrah as I believe she could give me a second cumming.



Cardi B also put her stripper skills to good use co - starring with Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers which also helps her get more recognition for strippers since she wants everybody to know that strippers have nothing to be ashamed of. Cardi B makes no apologies for who she is and she wants other women to do the same no matter what the world thinks of them.

And since both can spread their legs better than a fillipino prostitute I´m curious to see who´s better at doing the splits. Daimn, rehearsals for this must have been epic with all the guys constantly having giant erections thanks to natural born stripper super stars Cardi B and Jennifer Lopez.

You know, what would have been even better would be to get Cardi B and Jennifer Lopez in the same movie with Janet Jackson making the stripper trifecta complete. Then we could have a threeway super splits sex battle to settle who can spread their legs best and also who has the basst butt.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

And to top it all off the erection projection performance of Janet Jackson in that video is so explicit that it never aired on german music television.




Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again. 

I wish I could give you my review of " Hustlers " or a quick encapsulation but the BlueRay doesn´t drop in Germany until the 11th of April and this is not a movie you want to see in a full movie theater with an audience.



After this onslaught of nubian blow up sex dolls we return to comicbooks and Judd Winick with a review of the Justice League : Generation Lost hardcovers. Which are not only hard to find but also quite pricey. Although as each one contains 12 issues 40 bucks per hardback may not be that much. I would like to get the whole story in a nice hardcover collection but since the story has not that many fans that may remain a pipe dream.



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That´s nothing. At some point while we´ve been all running around, I think Booster´s become the team leader.