TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: March 2023

After falling into a literal Corinne Russell rabbit hole thanks to a video from The Benny Hill Show that I included in my still unfinished FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL PELLETIER : CHAIN LIGHTNING - PART 1 post I wanted to take a break from compiling all of her pictures anyways. But as always this cursed laptop has forced my hand so I am using the opportunity to write the HULK : CROSSROADS post I would have written if I hadn't been busy going through 113 pages of Corinne Russel stuff the last three days.

Now you may wonder what I meant with " the laptop has forced my hand " and you shall know. As regular blog visitors know ( so they can skip this part and get right to the good stuff ) I had to buy a new laptop because my old one started to slowly but determinedly self destruct ever since I moved to Spain. And for whatever reason the person who designed this one - and I am using the term " designed " in its broadest meaning - has obviously not intended to use it for blogging. Or cataloguing pictures.

Or cataloguing anything. Or any other normal thing when you are using a laptop. So the picture archive is linked to a cloud where the pictures apparently also have to be stored but the kicker is that you don't have much cloud storage so it is immediately full and if you want to store more in the cloud you have to pay. Yep, that's right, OneDrive is like the Mafia embezzling you for money or all your precious pictures are gone.

Well, not gone gone but the laptop just stops showing you the preview pictures. Which as you can imagine makes compiling and cataloguing pictures as well as anything else that you basically need to write a blog almost impossible. On top of that you can see preview pictures of the stuff you download but only as long as the folder where you are saving the pictures - and which you need to open BEFORE starting to download the new pictures - stays open. If you close it Today and do open it again Tomorrow all the preview pictures will disappear like dust in the wind.

Which is why for the last three days I had the folders for compiling the Corinne Russell pictures - and the HULK folder - open on a permanent basis so I could still see the preview pictures and keep working. And I was making some great headstart. As I mentioned the threat where I found all of the Corinne Russell pictures has 161 pages and I made my way to page 48 but I was already realizing that I could not finish it on the third day - at least not if I want to sleep so I can continue to function as a halfway lucid human being - and so decided to prepare some material for other posts so I can take a break and finish this later.

Which is exactly when my laptop said " Okay, I think I have been taking things too easy on this guy because he still is doing his stuff without paying the OneDrive protection money. Let's just freeze everything so he has to restart the laptop which means he will loose all preview pictures and has to start all over. That will fix him up. " and so that happened.

Thankfully I already prepared all the pictures for this post Yesterday so I can at least write this post but since the preview pictures for the HULK folder also disappeared I had to resize some of the original artwork in order to have any kind of orientation so I hope my faithful followers can forgive me if the pictures are a bit smaller than usual in this HULK post.

So at this point I have already talked longer than necessary about the genesis of this post - and I wager it will be a lot longer once I finish compiling and cataloguing all of the Corinne Russell pictures because at this point I can not tell you too much about her since I do not know what I will write in my Corinne Russell spin - off posts ( of which there will be at least three from the looks of it at the moment ) - and it's time to go into why I was already preparing stuff for this HULK spotlight Yesterday.

As I have commented a few times in previous posts - and those of you who frequent this blog on a regular basis are probably tired of hearing - I had to sell, donate, give away or throw away almost my complete comic book collection that I spent the better part of the last 40 years getting.

And I am saying " almost " because I managed to ship a few collectibles to Spain once I realized that people were taking advantage of my dire situation ( since I had to sell them all in a hurry and all of the usual comicbook shops who buy collections were closed thanks to COVID I had to rely on private collectors and could not demand high prices - or even regular prices and so had to basically give most of it away if not for free than at least for slightly more than a tip ) and if I wanted to safe at least a few of my most prized possessions I had to act now and act fast.

So I managed to ship the tiniest part of my comicbook collection to Spain - I would wager about just 0.001 percent or less - and I have to give a shoutout at this point to one of the private collectors who not only paid a fair price for all the comicbooks, movie magazine and adult magazines he hauled off ( yes, I also had to get rid of all my adult mags which not only included a lot of cheap german smut mags but also over a dozen of exclusive american editions of PLAYBOY specials ) and almost got into a fight with a friend for this because he told him - and I quote : " that he didn't have to pay me reasonable prices and could rob me blind " but on top of that offered to carry the packages with my comicbooks to the post office which was extremely difficult for me due to my poor health.

Anyway, from my HULK collection I only managed to save the HULK - PARDONED trade paperback ( as longtime readers know Joe Sinnot is one of my favourite inkers and this is one of my favourite HULK stories ) and the HULK / PITT, HULK / DARKNESS one - shots as well as the HULK - LAST CALL one - shot written by Peter David and drawn by Dale Keown.

To give you an idea : besides numerous HULK Epic collections, Marvel Essentials, Marvel Masterworks, hardcovers and trades I had most of the issues between 306 and issue 319, from issue 326 to issue 345 ( I was not a big fan of the Jeff Purves issues ) and from issue 369 up to issue 425.

Speaking of Dale Keown, for me he was born to draw THE INCREDIBLE HULK ( if you don't believe me check out the three Dale Keown HULK posts I have written ) which is why back when I was still unaware that we were bled dry with money and was trying if not to reconstruct my old comicbook collection then at least get a few of the essential works of art one of the first omnibus books I got was the INCREDIBLE HULK BY PETER DAVID AND DALE KEOWN omnibus. It was available at amazon with quite the discount ( I think at the moment it is sold out again and you can be sure that when Disney reprints it it will be with a heavier price tag ) and I also got the following omnibus which has all of the Gary Frank stuff plus a lot of Liam Sharp material. Which did have more of a discount but the main reason why I decided to buy it was the inclusion of one of the best HULK mini series ever - FUTURE IMPERFECT by Peter David and the great late George Perez - which alone is worth the price of admission.

I also got volume 15 of the HULK MARVEL MASTERWORKS at half price through amazon which I almost didn't buy because you have three issues inked by Jack Abel who really doesn't do Sal Buscema any favours as well as THE HULK ANNUAL 9 by Steve Ditko which I didn't care about and the saving grace in this instance is the inclusion of the previous HULK annual in which Alfredo Alcala does a sublime job embellishing Sal's pencils.

And you have one of the best drag down donnybrooks of the Hulk and ALPHA FLIGHT's stunning Sasquatch. Who is a complete dork in the story but we will get to Walter Langkowski's most epic fail later in the post.

Now the reason why I listed all the comicbooks I used to have against the few I have now is not to make myself look cool - which is the impression my late brother always told me he got from reading my posts but I am not sure if that is true for the rest of the world - but to give you a source of reference. Which brings us to the topic of this post, the CROSSROADS story written by the underrated Bill Mantlo with pencils by Sal Buscema , inks by Gerry Talaoc and most covers by a pre - HELLBOY Mike Mignola .

This is one of those stories that has always stuck in my head, not only because it introduced the element of Bruce Banner suffering childhood trauma because of an abusive father that became canon in comics and movies but also for the nostalgia factor because that is where I came in.

That's right, I didn't get in at the start of this storyline which was arguably issue 297 ( remember, back in those days writers stuck to a title for more than the six issues needed to be collected in a trade so subplots started 20 or 30 issues in advance ) or with the 300th issue which was the big Hulk vs the entire Marvel universe fight that landed the Hulk at the crossroads but with the two - parter of issues 306 and 307 where the Incredible Hulk once again joins the crew of the starship Andromeda to hunt down the Moby Dick - esque energy eater Klaatu.

Those were the first american HULK issues I got from the international press newsstand at Stuttgart Central Station and I had no idea what was up with the Hulk. It would be a few years until Condor Verlag published issue 300 of THE INCREDIBLE HULK as MARVEL COMIC SONDERHEFT NR. 21 and I learned first hand what had happened with old green skin but I did not need to know because they gave enough information in the recaps.

So maybe it was just a sense of nostalgia or me missing my old comic collection that gave me the urge to buy the recently published HULK - CROSSROADS Epic Collection and revisit these familiar hunting grounds.

Or maybe it was more than that. Because there comes a time when we find ourselves at the crossroads where we have to decide which course to take. And maybe not all of us are there of our own choosing or have any real choice about where to go either. But sooner or later we end up at the crossroads without any of our belongings forced to choose and live with the consequences. Because if I have learned anything after coming to Spain is that you can either live your life in the past and mourn all that you have lost or roll with the punches and go on no matter what.

But before we get too philosophical let's get to the story in CROSSROADS.

This follows the happenings of the HULK - PARDONED storyline - about which I have already written in my Joe Sinnott appreciation post from 2015 - where Hulk became intelligent and was granted a presidential pardon after defeating the Leader. But it seems the guys in power at Marvel Comics did not know what to do with an intelligent Hulk back then and so Bill Mantlo spun this yarn where the super villain Nightmare tried to get back at Doctor Strange by unleashing the Hulk's more bestial side and having him go on a rampage with the ultimate goal of getting a furious Hulk to pound the master of the mystic arts into a bloody pulp.

That didn't happen but what came of it was Bruce Banner committing spiritual suicide burying himself in the deepest parts of the Hulk's psyche before facing the prospect of trying and failing to control the savage beast again after a period of peace and adoration by the general public.

Which left a Hulk without any restraint on an unstoppable rampage that would have devastated planet Earth and left Doctor Strange with only two options : either kill one of the few friends he has or exile the Hulk from Earth forever. Being the benevolent humanitarian that Stephen Strange was back then he normally choose the latter - but with a catch.

Instead of sending the anything but jolly green giant to a Planet Hulk he left the choice up to the Hulk by transporting him to the crossroads of a multitude of other planets that were hospitable to the Hulk without the possibility of harming him or being harmed by him. There the former founding Defender could try out any number of worlds and if he was unsatisfied with his choice Doctor Strange had implanted a failsafe spell that would immediately bring him back to the crossroads for another try.

Now I don't want to give too much away ( which is why I won't mention Walter Langkowski's fail of biblical proportions but if you really want to know you can find it in the aforementioned Joe Sinnot tribute post ) but before - finally - coming to the original art pages for this post I have to give a shoutout to Bill Mantlo, one of the most underrated writers in comicbooks who build entire cosmos out of toys like MICRONAUTS or ROM, SPACEKNIGHT and finally got some recognition for co - creating such characters like CLOAK AND DAGGER or Rocket Racoon because of the tv and movie adaptions. And now, welcome to the crossroads and may your choice lead you on your path to salvation, fellow traveller.

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as most blog regulars are aware of I don't read any of the current series published by Marvel Comics or DC Comics ( except for the new JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA series by Geoff Johns which mysteriously has appeared on my pull list and which I have not cancelled yet due to the pages by Jerry Ordway and the presence of Power Girl ) but for those that still do I am including this article by Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES about the new storylinje that unfolds within the pages of the new ( sigh ! this is one of the reasons why I quit current comics ) INCREDIBLE HULK series where the Hulk is hunted by the other monsters in the Marvel universe and

and there is also another post at the website by Brian Cronin where he takes a look at Five Times That Bruce Banner And The Hulk Split From Each Other as part of his series Drawing Crazy Patterns and when I say " split " I don't mean that they go their separate way ideologically but that they were literally split into two separate physical beings and

and since this post is about Sal Buscema's run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK some of my readers may remember Fred Slaon who became the Hulk's sidekick in the late 1970s and early 1980s and started to write the Hulk's autobiography. Well, in this instalment of his series " I Remember Well " Brian Cronin - once again - explains why it took him almost 20 years to finish the book.

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death

haunted and the confession with markie post

alongside the late 80s Power Girl Markie Post .

Usually I would include the obligatory part about Markie Post on Night Court and most importantly The Fall Guy where she got to show off her bonerinducing 42C - 22 - 36 bikini porn body in a few episodes but since I already included lenghty parts about this in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my FLASH FRIDAY WITH CARMINE INFANTINO post as well as my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH THE BUNDYS post I am skipping it because - as they say - " this post is so packed it could go on holiday ".

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cartoon

mightiest

bixby

viper automan starman

speaking of magic magic magys tops get more distracting with each reaction especially her north las vegas shirt

five forgotten tv shows in this case because they have the same name as another tv show that became famous

bonanza

bigfoot

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transformers

killer workout aka aerobicide

I know that Busenwunder Dianne Copeland ( who thankfully has an albeit much too brief bikini scene ) plays Debbie but does anybody know the name of the busty blow up sex doll in the blue outfit ? Any information would be appreciated and as always just drop me an e - mail or let me know in the comments below.

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love boat episodes with audrey and judy landers deleted re - upload

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN

Together with her sister, blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers - who was of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line - 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.

Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN

The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.

These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.

Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.

Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.

Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.

Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.

We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.

So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.

Although I don't think that would take a lot of taming because who would not want to be the sexual slave of a horny Audrey Landers in her prime ?

Not that I think anybody would protest if Audrey - or Judy - subjects his rockhard boner to an all nigh ejaculation sensation squirt marathon. As for the plot of the movie, since this part has gotten longer than planned I will let you know the next time I get to mention the Landers sisters.

AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES

In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.

They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.

Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.

Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.

There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and they refused to spice it up to get more viewers so nothing came out of it.

There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .

another candidate for the role of little annie fanny

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who would have been perfect for a movie like tremors is sonia edde and I can picture a scene like in jurassic park with the glasses only in this version it is sonia and we get an idea how near the worms are by the way her boobs are bouncing up and down like there is no tomorrow

keeping with the topic of todays post here is another batch of videos where sonia is at her most massive since sonia is the bustiest one there is and I am sure the incredible hulk is not the only one who would smash her

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We are on an 80s nostalgia trip as of lately ( as it should be ) especially where the major sexbombs of that decade are concerned with the late 80s real life 42C - 22- 36 Power Girl Markie Post ( who has a much larger part in my recent FLASH FRIDAY WITH CARMINE INFANTINO post and an even longer section in my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH THE BUNDYS post ), the double whammy of the Landers sisters double rack attack in this cult siren / pop culture trivia section and last but not least danish 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen in my latest comic book movie casting with cosplaying 44D - 25 - 35 blow up sex doll Yaya Han .

And now we have a long overdue video with the quinessential 80s pop star - with a big emphasis on the " pop " part - 40D - 24 - 36 sex symbol Sabrina " the italian breeding stallion tamer " Salerno who was one of the two cult sirens ( quite literally in this case ) who inspired Brigitte Nielsen to try and turn her rampant popularity with the male populace - thanks to her appearance in various box office blockbusters at that time and a pictorial in PLAYBOY magazine - into a full fledged music career.

Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis .

BORN FOR PORN - PART ONE : SABRINA SALERNO vs FORMEL EINS !

At the time Sabrina Salerno, the cult siren with the obligatory bouncing action was at the height of her popularity in Germany thanks to her worldwide number 1 smash hit Boys Boys Boys ( which was especially popular in those countries that showed the uncensored version of her video where her tiny bikini top could not contain the singing sexbomb´s huge melons ) and various articles in teen publications like Bravo and Popcorn and nude pictorials in adult men´s magazines like Penthouse.

So they had to invite her to Formel Eins which was the premiere music tv show for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they cut most of the music videos because the network was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her music video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake rattle and roll her big boobs like there´s no Tomorrow.

Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it.

The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help much.

BORN FOR PORN - PART TWO : A NIPPLE SLIP IN TIME SAVES NINE !

Speaking of Sabrina Salerno's patented bouncing action one of her most famous ones in that regard was her live performance of Boys Boys Boys on the spanish show Un Dos Tres ( from which I am trying to include an episode in each post until I run out of them ) where she really put her breast foot forward shaking her titanic twin tornadoes like a cocktail.

But not only was Sabrina constantly throwing her giant gazongas into the general direction of the camera her already skimpy skirt kept riding up in what would become another signature move for her and while she pulled it down a few times it more likely resembled a belt with her hot panties showing for most of the performance much to the delight of all the male audience members. And while it is not her first appearance on spanish tv like some claim it was a huge PR success for Sabrina Salerno.

Longtime followers of the blog may remember that I already included various versions of this performance - although not in such high quality as the clip above - but I never posted the full episode of Un Dos Tres with Sabrina. They had to delete the sound during her appearance - I guess for copyright reasons - but that's why I included the video above.

But she really got famous through her New Year´s performance in 1988 on spanish tv where she sang HOT GIRL and her breasts got out of control and popped out of her top. In Germany they would have censored it but the spanish tv immediately put it on a loop and kept showing it in slow motion during her entire performance. It is her best known clip ever.

Now I also have a new video about that iconic performance and sorry, this is only for my spanish speaking followers. I always thought this was a live performance but apparently Sabrina's renditions of BOYS BOYS BOYS and HOT GIRL were pre - recorded. Which makes the fact that Sabrina's wardrobe malfunction was emitted without her consent even weirder.

There is one version of the story in which Sabrina and her manager put a stipulation in the contract that the parts with her free jumping funbags could not be shown but they still went on the air during New Year's Eve.

Now according to the video below nobody noticed Sabrina Salerno's top popping boob ( yeah, because nobody pays attention to the tits of such an ultimate breed mare ) besides an assistant who immediately notified the producer of the show in Spain who in turn contacted the manager of Sabrina and showed him pictures of the footage to ask if it was okay to air this. The manager did not notice the nipple slip or did not care and gave the thumbs up. So they tried to eliminate the footage of Sabrina's naked bouncing boobs ( yeah, I bet they tried really hard not to show something that could get them the biggest ratings ever ) but since she was all alone on the stage they could not cut to any dancers. So they did keep it and to add insult to injury they inserted a second frame where they showed her nipple slip in slow motion a few times throughout this.

But regardless of if Sabrina really did not know that her nude breast was going to be shown all over Spain during the biggest show of the year or this was a deliberate publicity stunt by her since she had " accidental " nipple slips throughout her career and had a complete mastery of her entire body so she could pop out her boobs at the drop of a hat and if the producers in Spain really did not notice her nude bouncing action until it was too late or they kept it in on purpodse this was one of the pivotal moments not only in 80s pop music but in spanish history which immediately catapulted Sabrina Salerno into super sex symbol status and shot an entire generation of prepubescent little boys through puberty.

BORN FOR PORN - PART THREE : SAM AND SABRINA´S SEX ADVENTURES

While Sabrina´s biggest rival in the pop charts was british Busenwunder Samantha Fox they became friends behind the scenes despite what the tabloids printed. In light of Samantha Fox´s recent revelation of being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - this gives their relationship an entirely new raunchy dynamic. As Samantha Fox stated in a recent interview :

" People always tried to build up a rivalry between myself and Sabrina Salerno because we both started around the same time and we both had big breasts. She was the hot italian ragazza with the dark hair and I was the british blonde bimbo but after we met we quickly became friends. "

Sabrina was a lot of fun and sexually very active. The first time she invited me to her hotel room she had handcuffed a guy with a giant monstercock to her bed and asked for my help to fuck him straight.

Apparently he was her bodyguard and when she tried to have sex with him he told her he was gay but because he had a huge cock Sabrina was determined to pump him dry. I wanted to leave but after a few bottles of champagne I found myself naked in bed with Sabrina, squeezing this huge erection with my sweat soaked tits rubbing against hers while the tip disappeared in Sabrina´s deep wet throat again and again and again.

Before I knew what was happening Sabrina lifted me up an threw me upon his rockhard boner with my legs spread wide open and while I was reeling from being impaled by his ever growing manhood she removed his gag so she could hear how effective she was at dicktaming the guy by the volume of his screams as he came - and we made him scream a lot.

From that point on we had a few fuck flings with various young and well endowed studs and I guess that she must have had a suspicion about my sexual orientation because a few times after she got me drunk enough she said she just had to find out how many dildos she could fit into me.

Of course they were always extremely long double dildos with strange shapes and hidden special features. There was one which had a big ball on top that she could push out like a battering ram, one had rings that could be inflated an additional five inches all at once or separate, one that would rotate with three parts that would move off centre, just all kinds of crazy stuff and she loved to test them out on me. And she gave as good as she got. Sometimes even better because there was this one time where she attacked me with a 40 ( !!! ) inch vibrating monster doubledildo and normally that means 20 inches for each one but the crazy italian slut somehow managed to impale me with a full 30 inches.

There also was this young catholic priest in her hometown who was right out of the major seminary that Sabrina wanted to corrupt. She had seen him under the shower spying from a window and she told me that his package was gigantic, his schlong looked like an elephant´s trunk. And since it would be a sin to allow him to live as a celibate since he was obviously god´s gift to women Sabrina conned me into breaking his vows.

But she thought this nut was too tough to crack just with the two of us so it was time to get reinforcements. Sabrina called up fellow italian sexbomb Marlene Morreau whom she met during a gala on spanish tv and Marlene was notorious for her steamy live performances and her skimpy stage outfits which almost got her banned from spanish tv. And if you have seen spanish tv you know that it takes a lot to get banned here.

I contacted Brigitte Nielsen whom I had met on the talk show circuit just a few weeks earlier. We got booked for the same shows because we both were models who got famous doing nude pictures and Brigitte tried to garner her popularity from a few blockbuster movies and a PLAYBOY pictorial into a singing career. She was known for being a nympho and she had even bigger melons than me thanks to her husband Sylvester Stallone who had slipped the plastic surgeon a few wads of cash to use porn implants that were three times bigger than they originally had planned so he could turn her into the ultimate living blow up sex doll.

We started by flooding his mail box with naked pictures of the four of us and then came to church wearing dresses with huge plunging cleavages that left nothing to the imagination. We always sat in the front row and during administration of the Eucharist leaned forward so much that our boobs almost fell out. Except for Brigitte whose dress was even skimpier than the ones we wore and since her hard nipples were really the only thing keeping her dress on she decided to just let it drop and reveal her naked boobs during mass. Much to the delight of all the male church goers which almost turned them into a mob until the priest ended mass prematurely - much to the disapproval of all the guys - so he could take busty Brigitte to his private quarters and help her put on her dress again.

Which took him half an hour because Brigitte kept pulling down her dress and motorboating him with her gigantic gazongas. Of course this soon had the desired effect and Brigitte began massaging his boner with her breasts through the robe. Once he was hard like unto a thing of iron she pulled down his robe and rubbed his dick with her lubricated breasticles but when he was about to squirt she got dressed and left him standing.

For the next part we went to all the local discos, youth clubs and bars to round up all the horny teenagers of the town and all sexual predators to let them loose on the class of catholic teenage schoolgirls that went to confession every month. We got two dozen eager volunteers but we had a difficult time to convince them not to rape all those teenage virgins whose boobs had already grown to the size of porn stars and just seduce them and bang their brains out until the end of the month. We tried to bribe the perverts with money but they only agreed to our terms under the condition that we let them do to us what they did to all those girls afterwards. For some reason most of the studs favoured the swedish sexbomb so poor Brigitte had to bear the brunt of their sexual onslaught.

It must have been some weird sex fetish about slam - fucking a swedish amazon with giant tits but all the most brutal, perverted - and of course most well endowed - sex freaks almost lost their minds drilling Brigitte.

When it came to sucking dicks she was an expert who could deepthroat the longest and thickest monstercocks - it was almost like she unhinged her jawbones like anacondas do - but even this nympho was battered into submission by these brutal sex beasts. Helplessly she had to suffer their double - and triple penetrations that stretched out all her holes.

They attacked her playmate body with an incredible ferocity and awe - inspiring stamina pounding her soft insides relentlessly two or three guy at a time until they unloaded sending her into wild convulsions as she was screaming her head off and foaming at the mouth, the sick bastards.

Apart from an incident where a two day school trip to a no - tell motel escalated to a wild sex orgy where two female teachers were also tamed ( they were 24 and 26 years old and with giant beasts, legs up to the chin and bodies like centerfolds so all the male students were trying to get them drunk enough to pound them senseless for years ) everything went according to plan so that all the sexual escapades weighted heavily on the consciences of the schoolgirls. So they went to confess their sins.

Which was the next phase of Sabrina´s master plan. A few hours before confessional started Marlene orally assaulted the guy who had a spare set of keys for the church and drained his balls until he was unconscious.

She made him squirt so many times that he was out cold for a few hours so Sabrina and me could get into the confessional booth just after the priest had entered while Brigitte and Marlene went to act as lookouts.

Before he even knew what was happening we had closed the door and because the first schoolgirl had already gotten into the opposite part of the confessional booth he couldn´t do anything. At least not without explaining how two sexbombs had gotten into his side of the booth.

Now one schoolgirl after another came into the booth recounting all the depraved sex techniques they had to endure while me and Sabrina re - enacted the whole thing until he got a huge erection in his priest robe.

At this point Sabrina grabbed his rock hard manhood and pulled it out.

She then started massaging it with her big melons until it had grown to almost twice its size. Then Sabrina deepthroated it again and again and again swallowing the whole throbbing shaft. At that point there was a short break so Marlene and Brigitte also got into the confessional booth so we could all take turns sucking his gigantic pulsating member. It was even bigger than Sabrina had described it and we worked the guy´s dick for a few hours every day that week without letting him shoot his load.

That was part of the final phase where we caught him under the shower trying to get rid of his giant erection. Sabrina and Brigitte went to work immediately and after we made him cum in the shower we dragged him to the bed where we took turns relentlessly pumping his enormous boner into submission. After a few days of draining his balls me and Marlene had enough but Sabrina and Brigitte continued taming him ( Brigitte had to work out some pent up frustration after being used like blow up sex doll by her husband for a month ) until he was their obedient sex slave.

I heard that after a few months of using him as a living sex toy they got bored of him and he left the cleric after a scandal where he built a glory hole into the catholic school girl´s shower and all the big breasted girls - and a few of the female teachers - sucked him dry for months. He later became one of the biggest male porn stars, Rocco Stiffredi or something.

And you can read more secret sex confessions of Samantha Fox - straight from the most reliable yellow press tabloids - in my second post on her .

As for Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno, her first cult siren entry was way back in 2014 with annual re - posts in 2015 , 2016 and in 2017 where I tried to do the ultimate version adding things here and there.