I seem to recall that he did more to her than just grope her and rough her up a bit but that might have been just my overactive imagination at work again. The scene I have in mind is not in the version below but if it never was in the movie we have a big continuity error. When we first see Robin and the captured americans around 42 minutes she is wearing a normal shirt which is intact and there are no buttons or a zipper. The bad guy approaches her, whispers something into her ear ( probably all the ways he is going to dicktame her ), feels her up a bit and basically drools all over her big boobs. But when he leaves the shirt is still intact.
When we next see Robin it´s at 1 hour 4 minutes, she is sitting on the floor, her shirt is completely ripped open and her surprisingly unerotic bra which can barely control her big MILF boobs is totally hanging out.
She is crying and David Bradley is comforting her. Which makes it very plausible that the bad guy had her escorted to his private quarters where he used the busty brunette as his newest blow up sex doll all night long.
I mean, not to say I side with the bad guy but if I had a living Playmate of the Month ( how he actually calls her in the movie ) tied up helplessly before me I wouldn't hesitate to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday.
In it Guy Gardner steals Kara's diary where he finds a passage about how she turns into a complete deepthroat addicted nympho slut who milks the nearest dick dry when she gets drunk. Guy promptly uses the info to get Power Girl plastered like 20 russians during a fake fertility festival on Kooeykooeykooey Island - where she is tricked into performing a sweat inducing fertility dance for hours while drinking lots of beer mixed with potent interstellar sex drugs containing pink kryptonite - until Kara is writhing in wild convulsions and foaming at the mouth. At which point Guy drags her to the nearest hut where he puts a wig on her and dresses her up in a nurse's uniform while Power Girl immediately starts to submit his already huge boner to a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage.
Because after finding out that Guy's new vuldarian heritage had turned his already huge monstercock into a giant horsecock that could give even the most well hung breeding stallions penis envy she devised this plan to get him to pound her pornstar body senseless without having to debase herself to having to openly ask the pervert to have sexual intercourse.
Apropos squirting a huge load, coming back to casting Sydney Sweeney as Power Girl in an xxx - rated Justice League of America movie I would include a scene where the male JLA members are on a rescue mission for the JLA babes with the biggest boobs who have been kidnapped by slave traders to be sold as blow up sex dolls to outer space harems where sex demons stretch them completely out with all their aggressive tentacles.
Somehow Guy Gardner manages to slip away from the others and thanks to a DNA sample of Power Girl ( which he wanted to provide to the new Toy Master to clone him an army of obedient Power Girl sex drones ) he finds her still tied up in the villains vessel where Mongul kept her for his private uses after he sold most of the other members ( except Big Barda and Starfire which he kept in storage ). While the rest of the team goes after the other women Guy stays behind to free Power Girl but as soon as they have left he uses the opportunity to piston pump the captive.
Speaking of using once in a lifetime opportunities to piston pump the ultimate Busenwunders I would definitely have to include my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series in the movie even if it's just to spend a week on the casting couch.
She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Sydney plays Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Sydney's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Sydney agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.
That said, since I already posted the super long version in my recent post about the FANTASTIC FOUR parody QUANTUM QUARTET which features the famous dysfunctional Bundy family from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN I decided to cut it down a little bit. As usual this is a combination of the new and the old which means I have included the Best Of The Best parts but also newer material according to the old proverb " Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. " so that even if you have read the previous version there is something new here for you.
Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .
But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.
Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.
When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.
Nobody knows which dickdraining techniques she used to milk him dry but in a recently discovered diary Markie Post had stated " just thinking about what I had to do in that motel room makes me sick and thankfully no one knows we fucked because if word ever got out to which sexual practices I submitted him I could get arrested in over fourteen states ".
After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories and basically stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as Markie donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).
Now in the past I have never done a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl.
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Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.
Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.
I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.
Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.
On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.
And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.
Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.
These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.
Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.
Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.
Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.
We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.
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So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.
Not that I think anybody would protest if Audrey - or Judy - subjects his rockhard boner to an all nigh ejaculation sensation squirt marathon. As for the plot of the movie, since this part has gotten longer than planned I will let you know the next time I get to mention the Landers sisters.
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.
Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.
There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and they refused to spice it up to get more viewers so nothing came out of it.
There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .
As some of my longtime readers may know flex appealing Cameo Kneuer on the other hand is the little sister( not so little where her milkshakes are concerned ) of non other than buffed blonde built 40C - 27 - 37 body Corinna Kneuer a.k.a. Cory Everson who I have mentioned a few times on the blog. Besides being another hot candidate in my famous SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series requested by a reader ( which may have something to do with her attire of choice while working out in the gym, OMFG !!!!! ) Cory Everson is an accomplished female bodybuilding champion who won the Miss Olympia contest six ( ! ) years in a row, from 1984 up until 1989.
She also appeared in movies like Double Impact with Jean - Claude Van Damme, Natural Born Killers or Ballistic and a plethora of tv series most notably 3 episodes of Hercules : The Legendary Journeys as Atalanta, one of the many hot sexbombs that made watching the show bearable.
Because in episode 16 of season 2 called " Let The Games Begin " Cory plays the role of hot MILF aunt. Her nephew Damon is the typical bored juvenile delinquent who doesn´t pay his aunt Atalante much attention - until she not only turns out to be an old acquaintance of Hercules but a total sexbomb. Which is revealed when during an attack her robes are ripped off to reveal her chiseled boner - inducing physique that is only barely covered by what looks like a cross between a greek battle suit for Aphrodite and a special sado maso outfit right from Victoria´s Secret.
This immediately jumpstarts not only Damon´s puberty but also his sexual obsession with his hot aunt. Which tells us two things. One, the idea of having sex with your aunt may be older than we think and two, while being a lazy juvenile delinquent in training he's not a peeping Tom.
Because you know that if Damon had spotted Atalante soaping up her playmate bikini body under the shower he would have spent all his time trying to get her drunk enough to tie her to his bed and bang her brains out six ways to Sunday. Keeping in mind that he´s at that age when you can stay hard for days he would have a field day / week dicktaming his busty aunt with his giant monstercock until she is his obedient sex slave.
He would not know his own strength and a less experienced girl would be seriously hurt but with Atalante being in the peak physical condition she is in she would not only remain unharmed but even moreso enjoy getting slam - fucked many positions in by her nephew´s relentless horsecock.
The plot of the episode is that Hercules and Atalante initiate the olympic games to end the battles between the Spartans and the Eleans so Damon pretends to be interested in the games. But it´s all a ploy to check out his aunt like in the scene where they arm wrestle and he loses because Damon is too busy staring down her cleavage, drooling over her boobs.
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