Saturday, May 18, 2024

It's a THE SPIRIT Saturday with Will Eisner !

It's hard to believe but it has been over 4 years since my last spotlight post for Will Eisner's THE SPIRIT so it's high time to write another one.

Regular readers may have noticed that there have not been a lot of new posts lately and that is because on one side I have been working more on the posts that I have already started and on the other hand because a lot of videos in these posts have been deleted by YouTube. Just last week a channel went upside down that had not only a lot of german movies that I included in these posts but also a lot of episodes of MIDNIGHT CALLER - or how it is called in Germany DER NACHTFALKE - and MIKE HAMMER so while I tried my best to replace the movies I have no idea what I will do with the tv shows since I only have replacements for MIKE HAMMER.

To make matters worse I spent almost 24 hours replacing the german movies with a lot of really fantastic movies in german that I found on a new channel - from Copycat to Family Business and The Fisher King - only to watch them get deleted as soon as I posted them. So I decided it was high time to do a new post and since it is the turn of an independent comic I decided to do one about Will Eisner's ground breaking THE SPIRIT.

Now one problem I always have with THE SPIRIT is that it is much easier to find the original artwork than all the corresponding coloured pages.

Which is one of the downsides if you don't have consecutive numbering.

There is no issue 125 of THE SPIRIT and you have to use every dirty trick in the book. Which is why I have only included the pages where I could find them and why I have included some that are of lower quality than what I usually include. But like I said you have to use what you can get.

Speaking of quality. I have included a few pages I posted before but only where I could find a version in higher quality than what I have already posted. This includes my favourite splash page for THE SPIRIT by Will Eisner which introduces the femme fatale Powder and I am completely flabbergasted that it has not been used as a cover by now with all the SPIRIT books that are out there. If it was me I would put this on a t shirt.

Anyway, since I have already written nine posts about Will Eisner's THE SPIRIT this is short and sweet but at the same time already longer than the obligatory intro demands so once again let's get to the good stuff.

spirited away

spirit stuff

spirit links

spirit videos

big willy

stop the press

gate

part one

arteaga

extranormal

misfits

pilot

adela guerra

questions

fish

police

geist

going ape

classic version

klaus kinski susan sarandon

beauty

linda

disney version

bella

jahreszeiten

spirit comic

spirit movie


ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOMA ZOOM ZOOM ON EVA'S LATIN BOOM BOOM !

One of the most disappointing things about Miller's The Spirit is that it completely underutilized latin 40C - 25 - 36 love machine Eva Mendes.

Who has not had much success with comicbook movies but in Frank Miller's awful adaption of comic book legend Will Eisner's The Spirit at least we got a quick glance at her bubbly buttocks. And she also showed her completely naked backside in Training Day with Denzel Washington.

Eva Mendes really has the prototype of a perfectly heart shaped ass.

Which is the best shape for doing it doggystyle - and we all owe Denzel Washington a debt of gratitude for convincing Eva Mendes for not giving up on her career, making this film but most of all doing this nude scene.

Which according to insiders Denzel not only rehearsed extensively with Eva in his trailer but on the days they shot the actual scene he made Eva come earlier than the rest of the crew so when they arrived on the set Denzel had already been method acting Eva's brains out for a few hours.

Now I don't know if there were any wild and uninhibited sex marathons going on between Eva Mendes and Nicholas Cage at the set of Ghost Rider after the rest of the crew had left for the day and they also could have continued their out of control fuck orgies when they reunited while filming The Bad Lieutenant : Port Of Call - New Orleans but I doubt it.

Not because Eva Mendes is not an ultimate men milking machine that has a lot more to offer than just one of the best latin butts in movie history.


But because both were in a relationship at that time. Eva Mendes was dating George Augusto and Nicholas Cage was married to korean 36D - 25 - 36 knockout Alice Kim so I guess he had no sexual complaints at that time because we all know that life sucks but dem asian girls deepthroat !

class


curso


alba dueñas


marta sanchez sexbomb overload

it's what I like to call the sexbomb special because it includes all the spanish wet sex dreams from my misspent youth


top 5


compilation live performances and interviews


documentary


Besides Marta Sanchez the episode also includes the late 42D - 24 - 36 silver screen sex goddess Raquel Welch ( who still doesn't have her own cult siren entry on the blog ), italian sex kitten and natural born 39D - 23 - 38 stripteaser Carmen Russo ( about whom can find more infos, pictures and videos in the bonus section of my post on John Buscema's TARZAN comics for Marvel ) and spanish 38C - 25 - 35 MILF massita Ana Obregon with her famous showers - fully clothed off course - on game show Que Apostamos ? and her tv show Ana y los siete which is loosely based on Snowwhite And The Seven Dwarfes. Although it really is more like the stripper version of The Nanny as the father of seven kids hires a stripper " by mistake " to take care of the kids at day and his huge boner at night. Which is much more realistic than Mr. Sheffield hiring somebody as annoying as Fran Fine can be although in his defence he probably only wanted to have somebody around who keeps the kids busy while real life Power Girl C. C, Babecock dick - tames him in the office without mercy.


SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL CONTENDER LAUREN LANE AS C C BABCOCK

Busenwunder Lauren Lane is of course best known as cougar C. C. Babcok ( although she's more of a DD girl - a 44DD - 27 - 40 girl to be exact so her name should have been D. D. Deepthroat or something with the letter e since a DD cup is basically an E cup ) on The Nanny where her talents were criminally underutilized. In my opinion the producers wasted most of her potential in that role. I know that to have a story in the series Mr. Scheffield has to be oblivious to her sex drive but even the writers surrendered to this even if it was only on a subconscious level.

That´s the one thing that didn´t work for me : how can any sane guy be even remotely interested in a below average looking woman like Fran Drescher who on top has one of the most annoying voices I ever heard ?

I mean, the first time I heard it I was completely shocked and there is no way any guy can keep it up when hearing that nagging voice. Man, Fran Fine must be a world class expert at deepthroating dicks because that is the only way to prevent her voice from ruining the mood. I guess Mr. Scheffield must be into some kinky stuff like gagging her because I see no other way how sex with Fran Fine is possible. That's just the worst.

Especially when you have a living blow up sex doll with a body that makes porn stars envious at your beck and call. Originally the writers wanted to call her DD Babecock but that would´ve been too on the nose.

I mean actress Lauren Lane could easily pull off Power Girl´s magical boob window and who would pass on the chance to be handcuffed to the bed of a sex goddess whose biggest desire is to bang your brains out ?

Man, if I was in Mr. Scheffield's place and my secretary was blonde men milking machine Lauren Lane with her huge breasts like giant melons, an ass that won't quit, legs for miles almost up to her chin which she also can spread better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due and the perfect blowjob lips who constantly flashes her big boobs and simulates oral sex with a big banana to get me erect I couldn't get any work done.

IF I COULD HAVE C. C. LIKE MR. SCHEFFIELD COULD HAVE HAD C. C.

You know that blonde nymphomaniac C C really puts the dick in dictation - preferably Mr. Sheffield's dick - and how she would go about it is she would start off the meeting wearing a regular business suit. Then she would complain about the heat in the room and instead of opening a window she would start slowly unbuttoning her blouse, revealing her huge knockers in a push up wonder bra that is at least three sizes too small so that her firm funbags look twice as big as they really are.

After dangling her huge XXL hooters in his face for a while C C - or Miss Babecock if you are nasty - would unpack her giant - sized woman things and squeeze Mr. Sheffield's erect boner between them and give him a deepthroat boob massage with her massive melons until his hot rod has grown to three times its size and become hard as unto a thing of iron.

Once he got hard enough to cut diamonds C C would lie down on the desk with her head back so she can give Mr. Scheffield a deepthroat blowjob swallowing the entire shaft. It's no coincidence her nickname in college was Amanda D. P. Throat and Kim Blasinger with the germans.


At that point she would jump on his huge schlong with her patented flying split spin leap where she does a frontal somersault followed by a split leap only with the difference that she keeps her legs split open so she can use the full force of the impact to impale herself on his rock hard boner. Once he has had a moment to recover she starts to rotate on his boner like a propeller with her legs still split, sliding up and down while also girating her hips increasing the speed and intensity and just when he is about to squirt his load slowing down the pace, riding him reverse cowboy style with long intense strokes before going through all the positions of the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex she learned from her private tutors and a few dozen that she came up with herself.

Man, with a private secretary like C. C. Babecock who was born for porn and who has more curves than the Nuernburgring I would go on made up business trips to non - existing conventions in exotic locales at least twice a month - especially if she has a pornstar body like Lauren Lane.

Although I guess the scenery would not be that important since I would not let her leave the five star hotel anyway. What am I saying ? Forget leaving the hotel. I would not let her leave the bedroom period. Only for such important things like toilet breaks, showering and taking in some nourishments. Then it would be back to the bed where I would slam - bang - Thank - You - Ma'am her brains out six ways to Sunday all day.

I would also be looking for a nanny but in my case it would be to keep the kids entertained while I sexually assault my big breasted secretary 24 / 7 pounding every orifice until the woman is my obedient sex slave.


C. C.'S BOOB CRUISE or HOW SHE EARNED THE NAME C. C. BABECOCK

I think there was an episode of The Nanny where the whole gang went on a ship cruise and if I had been the writer Niles would have implemented another one of his pranks on C. C. and secretly switched Miss Babcock's tickets so she would end up on a boob sex cruise ship with hundreds of drunk, horny and well hung college students instead but C. C. uncovered his plan and to win over Mr. Sheffield she switched all of their tickets.


Then she would trick Fran Fine into entering a micro bikini competition and this would be the decisive moment when Mr. Sheffield sees C. C. 's giant beach balls almost fully naked and bouncing wildly up and down for the first time and realizes he has been wasting his time with the wrong woman when he had such an ultimate dicktamer around all the time.

But Miss Babecock's plan would backfire because a few dozen juvenile serial rapists obsessed with busty MILFs would insist on celebrating her victory - what else would you expect with a big breasted blonde sex dream like Lauren Lane crushing the bikini contest ? - in their cabin.

 

And after getting her drunk enough to handcuff her to the bedpost the students would go completely crazy taking turns tag - teaming her up to five or six guys at a time, drilling her in every orifice of her body with their huge monstercocks using her like a blow up sex doll from the break of dawn till the sun comes up for the two remaining weeks of the cruise.


Sometimes these shows make no sense and I think that it´s poetic justice that the trusty butler got to dicktame this blonde sex freak in the end.


Continuing with - some of - the hot sexbombs in this special but very special edition of Journey To The Center Of The Televison they would be amiss to not include polish all natural 45F - 23 - 33 adult model Danuta Lato who tried her hand - and both breasts - at a music career when it became vogue for nude models to make records. I have mentioned her a few times on the blog but I don't post too much of her stuff because for one I can't use most of her pictures and all of her good videos get either deleted or at least are slapped with an age restriction. Who thankfully hasn't suffered as many age restrictions - even thiough she is on a higher level where the sex appeal is concerned is the main attraction, the hot showstopper, latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).

Torrid tit - teaser Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men and women alike crazy with desire and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts Thalia could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her captivating curves.

She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.

If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint than latino superstar Thalia Sodi.


She also has the best - read skimpiest - and the breast stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like bootylicious Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes even ultimate wet sex dream the living 40C - 23 - 36 blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz , Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson´s ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame by comparison.

Speaking of Thalia´s stage outfits, she wore one of her best during her live performance of Amar A La Mexicana in 1997. Which were basically just two small guitars to cover her breasts and an oversized hat for her lower body. As if that wasn´t enough the hat kept riding down because of her wild and uninhibited moves and Thalia had to pull it up a few times to prevent the unveiling of her unmentionables since you can see that she was not wearing anything underneath it. You also can see her bikini tan lines which I find extremely sexy. What an absolute goddess !

The programme also covers - very briefly - italian all natural 45D ( !!! ) - 21 - 35 breast - baring actress and 12 times PLAYBOY centerfold Angela Cavagna whom probably only guys from my generation even remember and like many others she had moderate success as a musician but more in her live performances than her records because of her bonerinducing measurements. Like Danuta Lato I have not posted a lot of her stuff as there is not much in good quality and a lot of it has an age restriction.


Which brings us to the trifecta of nude actresses, page three girls and generally speaking big breasted sex symbols who put the pop into pop music, the bounce in bouncing action and the Busen in Busenwunder.

BORN FOR PORN - THE INTRO : THREE TIMES THE BOOBS ! BIGGER !

Starting with danish 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen ( about whom I wrote a lengthy cult siren solo worthy spotlight in the bonus section of my latest comicbook movie casting post featuring 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han ) and completing the tittilating trio with italian men milking machine Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno and british 40D - 24 - 33 bra buster Samantha Fox. And while the show includes Brigitte Nielsen and Samantha Fox quite often they squeeze in Sabrina Salerno whenever they can. As well they should - since Sabrina Salerno not only became the most lusted after sex symbol for entire generations of horny males but with her famous wardrobe malfunction she had a huge impact on spanish culture. But we will come to that later as well as to Samantha Fox, her bitter rival - although only where record sales are concerned not in real life since Sammy Fox outed herself as a lesbian and mentioned in her memoirs that Sabrina Salerno must have had an inkling about her sexual orientation because after she convinced her to double team her gay bodyguard to fuck him on the straight and well hung again where Sabrina used Samantha like his living blow up sex doll Sabrina always tried how many double dildos she could use on Sam.

Once Sabrina had gotten Samantha drunk enough to offer no resistance when Sabrina assaulted her with a whole arsenal of sex toys including the biggest double dildos that she managed to smuggle through customs ( which she did by inserting them into herself which more than once backfired when they went off on their own and Sabrina had multiple orgasms in front of the customs officers who hurried to drag her into a soundproof room where they took out the contraband and insisted on giving her a six hour long cavity search with their huge horsecocks to make sure there was nothing else hidden ) because not only did they exceed all sizes that were allowed in America they also had some built in technical enhancements that were illegal in the US because they could turn women into nympho sex freaks if they were exposed to it too long.


Yes, double dildoing sex addict also known as the quinessential 80s pop star - with a big emphasis on the " pop " part is 40D - 24 - 36 sex symbol Sabrina " the italian breeding stallion tamer " Salerno who was one of the two cult sirens ( quite literally in this case ) who inspired Brigitte Nielsen to try and turn her rampant popularity with the male populace - thanks to her appearance in various box office blockbusters at that time and a pictorial in PLAYBOY magazine - into a full fledged music career.

BORN FOR PORN - PART ONE : GOING THE DISTANCE WITH ROCKY !

To that end tittilating Brigitte Nielsen used her titanic twin torpedoes as best she could and her biggest claim to " Hollywood Hall Of Nympho Slut Fame " came when she literally banged Sylvester Stallone's brains out six ways to Sunday like there is no Tomorrow - who during his divorce trial pleaded for temporary insanity because of the ejaculation sensation marathons the insatiable men milking machine always submitted him.

The yellow press always wrote that Brigitte Nielsen only used Sylvester Stallone to further her career but during the trial they learned that she had also used him as her personal sex toy and whenever he denied her something she just kept pumping his rocky balboa until he had to give in.

Brigitte started working her way up in Tinseltown on the ill - fated Red Sonya movie where she tried to dominate Arnold Schwarzenegger but he was constantly working out and in the shape of his life - both physically and sexually - so he ended up using her as his private blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie - as he revealed in his memoirs.

At that time Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were still bitter rivals - from who had the bigger movie to who was the bigger action star or who banged the hotter sexbombs - so it made only sense that after her original plan backfired Brigitte tried her luck wrapping the italian breeding stallion around her finger. Or more accurately put : to wrap her legs for miles that almost go up to her chin around his boner.

To get his attention Brigitte had a sexual encounter with her movie husband Dolph Lundgren at a secluded motel that ended in a sexual knockout as the nympho amazon almost slamfucked him into a coma.

After that her next step was getting a meeting with Sylvester Stallone by slipping a nude picture of herself with her phone number under his hotel room door which instantly got her the results she wanted. During what would be only the first of over dozens of penetration sensation marathon orgies she lulled him into a false sense of security by being submissive and letting him use and abuse her in any position using the stamina she acquired as a swimmer and her ability to spread her legs better than a phillipino hooker to make him even more excited so he lasted longer.

But once she had gotten what she wanted from him and everything she needed was put into their marriage contract she began to become more aggressive and dominant in the bedroom. Which was not easy since Sly had to stay in shape because of his movies and Brigitte's pornstar body acted like natural viagra - especially after Sylvester Stallone had slipped the plastic surgeon who augmented Brigitte Nielsen's tits a huge wad of cash to exchande the normal breast implants with the XXXL - sized 46E deluxe package so he could massage his rockhard boner with her new giant melons - and Brigitte Nielsen stated later that Sylvester Stallone was pounding her relentlessly like a jackrabbit during the mating season.

Sylvester Stallone once was asked if he was the richest man in Hollywood to which he replied that he definitely had the richest ex - wife. Indeed Brigitte Nielsen got a whopping 6 mil out of her 19 month marriage but initially it was going to be 2. This changed drastically after an intense 6 hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage session followed by a weekend long fuck marathon at a six star hotel that Brigitte subjected Sylvester Stallone's lawyer to who was only more than happy to triple it.

To that end Brigitte also had to agree to be his personal blow up sex doll for a month which she thought would be a piece of cake but she never read the fine print in the contract about her sexual arrangement with that lawyer which stated that the guy was allowed to include guests in the uninhibited fuck parties as long as they took place at the weekends.

Which the guy took full advantage of by inviting at least half a dozen of horny teenaged juvenile delinquents and other serial rapists in training at their sexual prime who really went fuck crazy banging Brigitte's brains out six ways to Sunday in an attempt to dicktame her into submission.

Especially the last weekend of that month seemed to last forever as six diplomats from a part of Afrika that holds the Guiness Book world record for men with the biggest cocks who had to restrain themselves because most women could not take their full giant - sized boners took turns at completely wearing their monstercocks out on Brigitte who was writhing in convulsions and foaming at the mouth with her eyes rolled back in her head as the relentless assault stretched her out beyond her limits almost drowning the helpless Busenwunder in a never - ending torrent of cum.

BORN FOR PORN - PART TWO : SABRINA SALERNO versus FORMEL EINS

Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis .


At the time Sabrina Salerno, the cult siren with the obligatory bouncing action was at the height of her popularity in Germany thanks to her worldwide number 1 smash hit Boys Boys Boys ( which was especially popular in those countries that showed the uncensored version of her video where her tiny bikini top could not contain the singing sexbomb´s huge melons ) and various articles in teen publications like Bravo and Popcorn and nude pictorials in adult men´s magazines like Penthouse.

So they had to invite her to Formel Eins which was the premiere music tv show for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they cut most of the music videos because the network was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her music video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake rattle and roll her big boobs like there´s no Tomorrow.


Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it.

The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help much.

BORN FOR PORN - PART THREE : A NIPPLE SLIP IN TIME SAVES NINE !

Speaking of Sabrina Salerno's patented bouncing action one of her most famous ones in that regard was her live performance of Boys Boys Boys on the spanish show Un Dos Tres ( from which I am trying to include an episode in each post until I run out of them ) where she really put her breast foot forward shaking her titanic twin tornadoes like a cocktail.

But not only was Sabrina constantly throwing her giant gazongas into the general direction of the camera her already skimpy skirt kept riding up in what would become another signature move for her and while she pulled it down a few times it more likely resembled a belt with her hot panties showing for most of the performance much to the delight of all the male audience members. And while it is not her first appearance on spanish tv like some claim it was a huge PR success for Sabrina Salerno.

But she really got famous through her New Year´s performance in 1988 on spanish tv where she sang HOT GIRL and her breasts got out of control and popped out of her top. In Germany they would have censored it but the spanish tv immediately put it on a loop and kept showing it in slow motion during her entire performance. It is her best known clip ever.

Now I also have a new video about that iconic performance and sorry, this is only for my spanish speaking followers. I always thought this was a live performance but apparently Sabrina's renditions of BOYS BOYS BOYS and HOT GIRL were pre - recorded. Which makes the fact that Sabrina's wardrobe malfunction was emitted without her consent even weirder.

There is one version of the story in which Sabrina and her manager put a stipulation in the contract that the parts with her free jumping funbags could not be shown but they still went on the air during New Year's Eve.

Now according to the video above nobody noticed Sabrina Salerno's top popping boob ( yeah, because nobody pays attention to the tits of such an ultimate breed mare ) besides an assistant who immediately notified the producer of the show in Spain who in turn contacted the manager of Sabrina and showed him pictures of the footage to ask if it was okay to air this. The manager did not notice the nipple slip or did not care and gave the thumbs up. So they tried to eliminate the footage of Sabrina's naked bouncing boobs ( yeah, I bet they tried really hard not to show something that could get them the biggest ratings ever ) but since she was all alone on the stage they could not cut to any dancers. So they did keep it and to add insult to injury they inserted a second frame where they showed her nipple slip in slow motion a few times throughout this.

But regardless of if Sabrina really did not know that her nude breast was going to be shown all over Spain during the biggest show of the year or this was a deliberate publicity stunt by her since she had " accidental " nipple slips throughout her career and had a complete mastery of her entire body so she could pop out her boobs at the drop of a hat and if the producers in Spain really did not notice her nude bouncing action until it was too late or they kept it in on purpodse this was one of the pivotal moments not only in 80s pop music but in spanish history which immediately catapulted Sabrina Salerno into super sex symbol status and shot an entire generation of prepubescent little boys through puberty.

BORN FOR PORN - PART FOUR : SAM AND SABRINA´S SEX ADVENTURES

While Sabrina´s biggest rival in the pop charts was british Busenwunder Samantha Fox they became friends behind the scenes despite what the tabloids printed. In light of Samantha Fox´s recent revelation of being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - this gives their relationship an entirely new raunchy dynamic. As Samantha Fox stated in a recent interview :

" People always tried to build up a rivalry between myself and Sabrina Salerno because we both started around the same time and we both had big breasts. She was the hot italian ragazza with the dark hair and I was the british blonde bimbo but after we met we quickly became friends. "


Sabrina was a lot of fun and sexually very active. The first time she invited me to her hotel room she had handcuffed a guy with a giant monstercock to her bed and asked for my help to fuck him straight.

Apparently he was her bodyguard and when she tried to have sex with him he told her he was gay but because he had a huge cock Sabrina was determined to pump him dry. I wanted to leave but after a few bottles of champagne I found myself naked in bed with Sabrina, squeezing this huge erection with my sweat soaked tits rubbing against hers while the tip disappeared in Sabrina´s deep wet throat again and again and again.

She was like a hungry dog with a bone because she just couldn't stop deepthroating his giant pulsating member like there is no Tomorrow but before I knew what was happening Sabrina lifted me up and threw me upon his rockhard boner with my legs spread wide open. And while I was reeling from being impaled by his ever growing manhood she removed his gag so she could hear how effective she was at dicktaming the guy by the volume of his screams as he came - and we made him scream a lot.


From that point on we had a few fuck flings with various young and well endowed studs and I guess that she must have had a suspicion about my sexual orientation because a few times after she got me drunk enough she said she just had to find out how many dildos she could fit into me.

Of course they were always extremely long double dildos with strange shapes and hidden special features. There was one which had a big ball on top that she could push out like a battering ram, one had rings that could be inflated an additional five inches all at once or separate, one that would rotate with three parts that would move off centre, just all kinds of crazy stuff and she loved to test them out on me. And she gave as good as she got. Sometimes even better because there was this one time where she attacked me with a 40 ( !!! ) inch vibrating monster doubledildo and normally that means 20 inches for each one but the crazy italian slut somehow managed to impale me with a full 30 inches.

BORN FOR PORN - PART FIVE : BRING IN THE SEX REINFORCEMENTS !

There also was this young catholic priest in her hometown who was right out of the major seminary that Sabrina wanted to corrupt. She had seen him under the shower spying from a window and she told me that his package was gigantic, his schlong looked like an elephant´s trunk. And since it would be a sin to allow him to live as a celibate since he was obviously god´s gift to women Sabrina conned me into breaking his vows.

But she thought this nut was too tough to crack just with the two of us so it was time to get reinforcements. Sabrina called up fellow italian sexbomb Marlene Morreau whom she met during a gala on spanish tv and I contacted Brigitte Nielsen whom I had met on the talk show circuit just a few weeks earlier. We got booked for the same shows because we both were models who got famous doing nude pictures and Brigitte tried to garner her popularity from a few blockbuster movies and her PLAYBOY pictorial into a singing career. She was known for being a nympho and she had even bigger melons than me thanks to her husband Sylvester Stallone who had slipped the plastic surgeon a few wads of cash to use porn implants that were three times bigger than they originally had planned so he could turn her into the ultimate living blow up sex doll.

We started by flooding his mail box with naked pictures of the four of us and then came to church wearing dresses with huge plunging cleavages that left nothing to the imagination. We always sat in the front row and during administration of the Eucharist leaned forward so much that our boobs almost fell out. Except for Brigitte whose dress was even skimpier than the ones we wore and since her hard nipples were really the only thing keeping her dress on she decided to just let it drop and reveal her naked boobs during mass. Much to the delight of all the male church goers which almost turned them into a mob until the priest ended mass prematurely - much to the disapproval of all the guys - so he could take busty Brigitte to his private quarters and help her put on her dress again.

Which took him half an hour because Brigitte kept pulling down her dress and motorboating him with her gigantic gazongas. Of course this soon had the desired effect and Brigitte began massaging his boner with her breasts through the robe. Once he was hard like unto a thing of iron she pulled down his robe and rubbed his dick with her lubricated breasticles but when he was about to squirt she got dressed and left him standing.

For the next part we went to all the local discos, youth clubs and bars to round up all the horny teenagers of the town and all sexual predators to let them loose on the class of catholic teenage schoolgirls that went to confession every month. We got two dozen eager volunteers but we had a difficult time to convince them not to rape all those teenage virgins whose boobs had already grown to the size of porn stars and just seduce them and bang their brains out until the end of the month. We tried to bribe the perverts with money but they only agreed to our terms under the condition that we let them do to us what they did to all those girls afterwards. For some reason most of the studs favoured the swedish sexbomb so poor Brigitte had to bear the brunt of their sexual onslaught.

It must have been some weird sex fetish about slam - fucking a swedish amazon with giant tits but all the most brutal, perverted - and of course most well endowed - sex freaks almost lost their minds drilling Brigitte.

When it came to sucking dicks she was an expert who could deepthroat the longest and thickest monstercocks - it was almost like she unhinged her jawbones like anacondas do - but even this nympho was battered into submission by these brutal sex beasts. Helplessly she had to suffer their double - and triple penetrations that stretched out all her holes.


They attacked her playmate body with an incredible ferocity and awe - inspiring stamina pounding her soft insides relentlessly two or three guy at a time until they unloaded sending her into wild convulsions as she was screaming her head off and foaming at the mouth, the sick bastards.

Apart from an incident where a two day school trip to a no - tell motel escalated to a wild sex orgy where two female teachers were also tamed ( they were 24 and 26 years old and with giant beasts, legs up to the chin and bodies like centerfolds so all the male students were trying to get them drunk enough to pound them senseless for years ) everything went according to plan so that all the sexual escapades weighted heavily on the consciences of the schoolgirls. So they went to confess their sins.

Which was the next phase of Sabrina´s master plan. A few hours before confessional started Marlene orally assaulted the guy who had a spare set of keys for the church and drained his balls until he was unconscious.

She made him squirt so many times that he was out cold for a few hours so Sabrina and me could get into the confessional booth just after the priest had entered while Brigitte and Marlene went to act as lookouts.


Before he even knew what was happening we had closed the door and because the first schoolgirl had already gotten into the opposite part of the confessional booth he couldn´t do anything. At least not without explaining how two sexbombs had gotten into his side of the booth.


Now one schoolgirl after another came into the booth recounting all the depraved sex techniques they had to endure while me and Sabrina re - enacted the whole thing until he got a huge erection in his priest robe.

At this point Sabrina grabbed his rock hard manhood and pulled it out.

She then started massaging it with her big melons until it had grown to almost twice its size. Then Sabrina deepthroated it again and again and again swallowing the whole throbbing shaft. At that point there was a short break so Marlene and Brigitte also got into the confessional booth so we could all take turns sucking his gigantic pulsating member. It was even bigger than Sabrina had described it and we worked the guy´s dick for a few hours every day that week without letting him shoot his load.

That was part of the final phase where we caught him under the shower trying to get rid of his giant erection. Sabrina and Brigitte went to work immediately and after we made him cum in the shower we dragged him to the bed where we took turns relentlessly pumping his enormous boner into submission. After a few days of draining his balls me and Marlene had enough but Sabrina and Brigitte continued taming him ( Brigitte had to work out some pent up frustration after being used like blow up sex doll by her husband for a month ) until he was their obedient sex slave.

I heard that after a few months of using him as a living sex toy they got bored of him and he left the cleric after a scandal where he built a glory hole into the catholic school girl´s shower and all the big breasted girls - and a few of the female teachers - sucked him dry for months. He later became one of the biggest male porn stars, Rocco Stiffredi or something.


And you can read more secret sex confessions of Samantha Fox - straight from the most reliable yellow press tabloids - in my second post on her .


As for Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno, her first cult siren entry was way back in 2014 with annual re - posts in 2015 , 2016 and in 2017 where I tried to do the ultimate version adding better material here and there.


MARLENE ( MOURREAU ) NOT ON THE WALL BUT STILL DAIMN SEXY !

Attentive blog visitors may have noticed that I mentioned 40C - 22 - 36 mega MILF Marlène Mourreau - who obviously didn't choose her stage name by accident - in my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post .


Despite being french she has worked mostly on spanish tv either as a guest or host on various shows or with her x - rated dance numbers. As a fixture of spanish tv she also appeared in the gala of Best of Telepassion.


In Spain there is not a big stigma about women in the entertainment industry getting naked ( in Spain it is almost expected at a certain level of success ) so all famous women who are hot have done nude pictures.


I think Marlene Mourreau still looks pretty amazing and she has a better body then when she was younger like 20 or 25 years old. This woman is like wine or good comic books - she gets better and better with age .


Longtime blog followers know that I cast Marlene Mourreau as Crimson Fox - the new female french member in Justice League Europe written by Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis and drawn by Bart Sears - in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series . The reason is that Marlene is french so she would have no problem playing that but also because the Crimson Fox is actually twins, Vivian and Constance D'Aramis and so you would use modern technology - and one hell of a mega busty body double - to get two Marlene's for the price of one.

Speaking of Bart Sear, for me his version of Power Girl is still the definite one but since I waxed philosophic about that at length in my latest Bart Sears tribute post I am only adding that naturally wet sex dream Marlene Mourreau was of course one of the prime candidates for my now defunct SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over on my old boob blog as well as any other hot and mega stacked comicbook babes. Which is why I included her in the Fantastic Four post since I think she would make a funtastic or rather funbag - tastic Susan Richards. Especially if Marlene appears as men milking machine Malice since we could modify her costume a bit.

Since we are on the subject of comicbook movie casting, another role that would be perfect is nymphomanic sex freak Nymphini the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI  in which our mega stacked and always horny protagonist uses a super vibrator / sex machine called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.

Marlene really meets all the requirements for this part : she's blonde, mega stacked with a body that makes pornstars envious and her sex appeal makes even the most chaste gay monk horny. Plus she is a real men milking machine in the bedroom, she knows all the positions of the sex bible Kama Sutra, the Ananga RangaJoy Of Sex plus over a dozen she came up with herself and one of her favourite pastimes is to help prepubescent boys through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into sex addicted breeding stallions.

As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear quickly.

The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content on spanish tv knows it takes a lot to get banned.


Now for literally years I have used an animated GIF like the one below as an example for Marlene Mourreau´s sexually charged live performances but I could never include the video of Marlene's live erection perfection.



Well, in 2020 while looking for something completely different for one of the old posts I was working on I finally came across a video of it and had to post it right away as long as it´s on YouTube. Which is the reason why I wrote a completely impromptu Marlene Mourreau birthday tribute post.


The post also includes the breast episode of El Semaforo - a talent show and practically one of Marlene Mourreau´s first gigs on spanish tv - in which Marlene Mourreau is wearing the definition of a Fuck Me - dress.


There was only one instance where she wore an even sexier dress, at least that I am aware of. Remember I was only in Spain during summer so I have no idea what her wardrobe looked like for the rest of the year.

Anyway, the one dress that I saw and which looked even hotter than the one she was sporting in that episode of El Semaforo was on an episode of comedy sketch show No Veas and it had even less fabric than this one.

The back cleavage was so deep that you could see the beginning of her butt crack and from the side you could see the top part of her buttocks.


But the breast feature from the side were her rack - tastic funbags since the dress was cut in a way that her nipples were completely covered but aside from that you could see the full contour of her huge breasts every time she was filmed from the side. Which was a lot ! So throughout the show Marlene was showing almost her complete sideboob ! Sadly I have not found any clips from that particular show and there are not that many videos from No Veas with Marlene Mourreau on YouTube anyway.

Coming back to the breast episode of El Semaforo this dress covers up more although because the fabric is very thin it doesn´t leave anything to the imagination as you can clearly see every inch of her spectacular body and her nipples are poking through. I am not sure if she is even wearing any underwear beneath it. She is not completely naked but it´s the next best thing as she is wearing a bit more than drapes. No wonder this candidate is completely distracted by this ultimate blow up sex doll.


He is trying to tell his story but he constantly keeps peeking at Marlene´s perfect puppies and gets so excited that he grabs her to demonstrate the climax of his tale - no pun intended. And he´s not the only one whom Marlene gets excited, none of the candidates can keep the hands off her.


Daimn, there must have been some heavy squirt marathons going on with Marlene behind the scenes of that show. Anyway, since I already posted four performances I am including one more - especially for my spanish readers who probably vividly remember living blow up sex doll Marlene.

Now the last time I included Marlene Mourreau in a post was in my Matt Wagner DC Comics showcase in 2022 and the reason for it was that I found a new video of her performing Salome or Salma Ya Salaima and shaking her giant money makers as a mega horny bellydancer but on a different show. The quality is not as good as in the first one but it's a miracle that this video even exists. By the way, is it just me or is her outfit even skimpier than in the first video or is it just my imagination ?

Or do her boobs just look bigger than with the first outfit ? Sadly I can't make an animated GIF of this performance at the moment because of the video format. Maybe somebody out there can help me out with that.


So the reason why I am recapping all of this is that AFTER mentioning Marlene Mourreau in my Paul Ryan Fantastic Four Friday post I found a third live performance of this song and since I didn't want to go back to that post and add more stuff - since it was already much longer than it was supposed to be - I decided to include it in my next post where I have more space. It seems to be the same outfit as in the first video but while her boobs looked bigger in the second video here they look a bit smaller.

Or maybe that's because they are not zooming in on her giant gazongas as much. In any case do enjoy Marlene's massive mammary movements.

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Speaking of Babylon 5, while I am more a Star Trek - Deep Space 9 fan ( for those wondering why I am comparing those two shows, in Germany they were broadcast at the same time slot and while you could watch both if you taped one with your vcr - kids, ask your parents or better grandparents what a vcr is - you had to decide which show you would watch and which you would tape so you could watch it later and in my household Star Trek - Deep Space Nine always won ) they did have some bonerinducing sexbombs like 40C - 25 - 35 Uebercougar Tracy Scoggins ( who really caught my attention wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder it passed the tv censors as Cat Grant on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman which also starred the breast Lois Lane EVER, not so desperate housewife 38C - 22 - 32 sexbomb Teri Hatcher ) as well as 36B - 25 - 38 science fucktion cult siren Claudia Christian who earned a prime spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list for The Hidden.

The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known as Babylon 5's hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this on it.

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !


She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

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Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only Claudia Christian tried to re - enact the scene where she literally fucks a guy to death with him in her trailer. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .

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