Well, I tried to finish the Aletta Ocean post without making any more spin - off posts but the post has gotten just too long. So I have decide to cut the part from my adult comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN and put it here. Hopefully this will be enough, otherwise I have to cut the intro too.
Last month I spent at least one full week sighting all my old drawings ( and throwing at least thirty years worth of drawings away because nobody wanted them ) and I could see how as my understanding of the female anatomy grew I drew the lips bigger and bigger and the nose smaller and smaller. Don´t worry, I´m going somewhere with all of this. Since there are only a few people who have actually bought and read the second issue of my adult comicbook VERSAUTE SEXGESCHICHTEN ( of which also the big majority of the print run ended up in the trash bin ) I probably have to explain the role I have in mind for Aletta Ocean : it´s Aileen, the alien.
Aileen ( her full name is Ayayahan Lickyourdicklongtime ) is an alien whose ship crashlands on Earth during the medieval times. They need some rare metals to repair the ship so Aileen and male crew member Bolgar ( with a big emphasis on the member part as his hobby is raping female crew members including the captain and Aileen ) are chosen to get the metal and after consulting the local folklore Bolgar decides to pose as the devil while Aileen ends up having to personify a demon succubus.
They have found out that the metals can be found in a castle whose master is into the dark arts so they materialize inside of a pentagram during a conjuring and Aileen immediately uses all her sextraterrestial stripper skills to convince them that she is a horny sex demon from hell.
Which does have its desired effect on the master of the castle and his men. They agree to provide the needed metals but the owner of the castle, a baron who is a giant pervert, was especially impressed with Aileen´s highly sexual performance and constantly harasses her sexually.
She can escape his advances for a while but one morning the Baron shows up in her bedroom unannounced and tells her that Bolgar is gone while drooling all over her naked body and pulling out a huge boner. Without her knowledge the repairs to the ship had been finished and it is already on its way back home while Bolgar works his way through the all female crew.
Aileen finds out that the price of the rare metals was that Bolgar promised the Baron Aileen as his new sex toy as his attempts to assault her sexually happen on a daily basis. So she is understandably suspicious when she is invited by the Baron to a banquet to bury the hatchet but she decides to attend ihoping of end the constant sexual assaults by the horny baron.
Nothing exceptional happens during the celebration but afterwards Aileen is getting extremely aroused sexually which reveals Bolgar´s final present for her : to keep his promise to the baron he provided him with a rare and extremely potent sex drug that turns even the most chaste females from Aileen´s homeplanet into raging wild nymphomanic sperm hungry sluts.
The baron wastes no time dicktaming Aileen which leads him to discover something neither Bolgar nor Aileen had knowledge of. They alread knew that the women from the planet Breedmaria have much bigger boobs than Earth women, way longer tongues and incredibly big lips - and no nose - and that their anatomy drives Earth men crazy. What they didn´t know is that the body fluids of women from Breedmaria act like a super potent sex drug on Earth males so that any contact with sweat, saliva or vaginal fluids makes their schlongs extra hard, extremely long and also grow up to five times their normal size aside from putting the production of sperm into overdrive so they can produce huge quantities of it and squirt like crazy as well as rant them almost limitless stamina so they can fuck all night.
Super endowed with these powers the Baron literally bangs Aileen´s brains out as she climaxes repeatedly until she loses consciousness. As she comes to again she finds herself chained up as the baron reveals his plan to use her to breed a new race of men / demon hybrids to rule the world.
Aileen tells himthat she can´t breed with humans but naturally the baron thinks she is lying and he begins to celebrate satanistic sex ceremonies to impregnate Aileen. This goes on for months during which the Baron first vents all his sexual frustrations on Aileen before experiencing every sick sex practice with her. The townspeople would like to get rid of him because of the satanic rituals he performs but he surrounds himself with an army of soldiers which he keeps happy by letting them have their way with Aileen during shift breaks as long as they don´t get her pregnant.
After a few more months during which the baron penetrated every orifice in Aileen´s body in every possible way she once again pleads with him to let her go because she is not a succubus and because she can´t give him children. This time the baron is more inclined to believe her but he tells Aileen that it doesn´t matter anyway since he has grown to enjoy their daily sexorcism marathons more than he expected especially after a hard day´s work. So no matter if she is a succubus or not and if she can give him demon babies he would still keep her as his new favorite sex toy.
This is the point where the heroes of our tale come in and as we have already spent enough time on this it´s time to come back to Aletta Ocean.
Not only does her first name also begin with an a, with her giant - sized porn implants, long legs and lips so big they seem like to explode any moment she can easily play the super inflated sex alien from Breedmaria.
My design for Aileen includes that she has no nose but it would be a very small concession to give her a nose. Especially since her nose is so small.
And with her background as a world famous porn star Aletta Ocean would have no problem performing the extremely explicit sex scenes the script requires. And that´s all I´m going to say about this part. It has already become much longer than I planned and I can just hope that nobody rips off my ideas. But if you see another comicbook or a movie with the same plot that I just detailed remember that you read it first on my little blog.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing professionals and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occassions where I get to mention them or on their next birthday.
On April the 20th we have baywatchable Carmen Electra who celebrates her 49th birthday. While I haven´t done a full cult siren post for her I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her sexy striptease in Under Siege .
Ultimate 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 dickdrainer Carmen Electra got her sexual education from Prince who discovered her as a go go dancer at the age of 18 and promptly put her body to the test. Which turned her into such a nymphomanic sex freak that self proclaimed sex addict Denis Rodman had to file for divorce because he couldn´t take getting milked dry 24 / 7.
Carmen´s Kama Sutra crash course came in handy when she arrived on the set of Baywatch and quickly became David Chokachi´s personal blow up sex doll. Much to the relief of afro american 36D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham who had to take the brunt of David´s sexual assault until then.
For years ultimate living 36E ( !!! ) - 22 - 35 sexbomb Pamela Anderson had banged David´s brain out six ways to Sunday and vented her deepthroat phantasies on him. After Pamela broke up with David he worked his way through the female cast, trying out each girl for size but once he got a taste of Traci´s giant sized XXL coconuts he became obsessed with her.
Now Traci did her best to endure David´s sex attacks but even though she is built like a porn star she doesn´t have a porn star´s routine so it was only a matter of time before she would become David´s willing sex slave.
Luckily Carmen arrived on the show before that happened although it took a bit of convincing until she took on the role of David Chokachi´s new sex toy. Coming fresh off her grueling nymphomanic midnight sex olympic marathons with Denis Rodman she wanted to take a break from sex.
But time was running out for Traci Bingham who pounded Carmen into submission during a week of all night double - dildo penetration orgies.
Carmen tried her best to resist Traci´s wild dildo onslaught but on the last lesbo sex marathon Traci was relentless and just kept shoving bigger and bigger vibrators into Carmen Electra until she had to cave in, experiencing multiple orgasms for four hours. But I wrote more about that at length in the aforementioned EC Comics Johnny Craig post and last year´s birthday post for Steven Seagal so I am going to cut this part short in Today´s post.
After Traci Bingham had left Carmen Electra was still in the midst of her post double dildo sex marathon orgasm and was found by two underage Baywatch fans who had hoped to sneak a peek at the epic behind the scenes penetration parties. The two überhorny teenagers had already developed huge schlongs for their age although they lacked experience.
They were not sure why the sight of the more well developed female classmates gave them such a huge erection nor what to do with it. After raiding their Dad´s secret sex stash they found Traci Lord´s deepthroat orgy New Wave Hookers and during the next recess they dragged one of their female classmates with giant tits to a secluded part of the school yard where they ripped off her shirt and forced her to massage their schlongs with her giant melons. They also tried to get her to give them some lip service but naturally the hapless girl had no experience with this.
Of course they were quickly caught by their big breasted teacher, Ivanna Suckyourdick who was a walking wet sex dream and gave them detention.
Which was a mistake of almost biblical proportions because the juvenile delinquents spent the whole time ripping off her clothes, tying her to her desk and trying to bang the teacher who was built like a Playmate of the Year and it was only due to their inexperience that she avoided being sexually assaulted. So when the two teens found Carmen Electra moaning like a cat in heat and convulsing in her after sex glow they quickly realized their opportunity to learn all about sex from a world class squirt sensation.
They quickly put the semi conscious sexbomb into a cab and drove her to a five star hotel where they rented a room to go about their business.
Which was less of a problem than they expected after they discovered a few rolls of hundred dollar notes in Carmen´s purse which she used to pick up well hung studs in bars and use them all night like breeding stallions.
She was also a well known guest in all hotels and motels of that area and this was definitely not the first time she arrived almost knocked out on the doorstep of such an establishment nor that she was accompanied by a few strapping teenagers. After giving the bellhop a generous tip so they would not be disturbed the next few days they carried Carmen into the shower where they cleaned her up and then licked every inch of her body.
After this they oiled her up, put her on the bed and rubbed their giant erections all over her. When Carmen started to come to they offered her a drink which contained a potent illegal sex drug they had also found in Carmen´s purse and pumped her full until she was foaming at the mouth.
If Carmen Elektra was already a natural born nymphomaniac this turned her into a raving sex freak and she begun dicktaming the two teens. While she was massaging one rod with her soft boobs she was deepthroating the other guy´s schlong until they were both as hard as unto a thing of iron.
As the head cheerleader in high school Carmen Electra´s signature move had been the jumping leg spread corkscrew leap - which made her a favorite at the after game victory orgies - and she made the two sweaty boys lie flat on the bed while she kept jumping on them with her legs spread open like a fillipino hooker, bouncing up and down their growing and pulsating erections until they were hard enough to cut a diamond.
At this point she began milking them in earnest but the young studs were at an age where you get an erection when the wind blows, are ready to get hard again at a moment´s notice and can ejaculate all night long and she soon realized that she had deepthroated more than she could swallow.
First they took turns - on of them massaging his dick with her huge melons in long, bold strokes while the other was taking her hard from behind - but after a few hours they started double penetrating her tightest spot with their huge horsecocks which sent Carmen into an even wilder sex frenzy.
She let go of all her inhibitions and taught them every sex position in the Kama Sutra during this crazy ejaculation weekend. After this sexual crash course the two horny teens returned to their school where they had their way with all female classmates who already developed a huge chest before sexually assaulting their big breasted teacher on a daily basis, stretching out all her holes until she became their newest, willing blow up sex doll.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Time to wrap up this post since my laptop is now almost constantly on the Fritz and I have to make the most of it whenever it does work. I still tried to give my readers the usual variety of videos from all kinds of categories but I hope they can be a bit lenient if it´s not such a diverse collection.
I hope I can get the laptop fixed soon - or if it can´t be fixed buy a new one - and we can continue business as usual. Another casuality of my move to Spain is Paper Girls, another comic series I thought I could finish.
At the moment I am not sure if it´s worth to read the final installments and if I do if I should re - buy the material I already had in trade or if I should upgrade to the hardcovers. Or just read the final issues online.
Continuing with the science fiction theme we have an ineteresting video about The Mandalorian, one of the few good Star Wars related things of the last decade. Initially I was saving this for my usual MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU post on Star Wars day but I probably won´t get to write a post because of all the things going on in my life now. Plus all the technical difficulties. Maybe I can do one when things have calmed down a bit.
One anime series that has been compared to Star Wars a lot is G - Force a.k.a. Battle Of The Planets. I have always loved the show but I don´t think there are too many comics of it available. And with comics I mean from western publishers. I bet there are a gazillion mangas out there.
From undisputed science fiction classics we come to one where its status as a misunderstood masterpiece is much more a question of perspective.
It´s back to comicbooks and there is no question that El Eternauta is not only one of the best comics from Argentinia, but one of the best comics of the world - period. I have not had the opportunity to visit a spanish comic shop yet but I hope I can rectify that once the lockdown is over and get me a copy of this science fiction masterpiece. If not I have to rely on on amazon Germany which is one of my two only sources for comicbooks.
Not only a song about a war in space - or at least in the future - but also possibly my favorite song of all times ever : Clouds Across The Moon.
We are switching gears and here is the horror hostess with the mostest Elvira, Mistress of the Dark herself as a segueway to the following video.
As regular readers of the blog may know I originally included the episode Minerva X, The Mysterious Robot from the classic science fiction anime series Mazinger Z here but since it took me so long to finish the post it has already been deleted from YouTube. I hope that at leasr a few of my faithful followers had the chance to watch is while it was still possible.
As a substitute here is the final episode of Count Duckula or like it is called in Spain El Conde Patula. Here I know there was a great comic series - by Marvel Comics nontheless - which is where Peter David got the " And don´t call me Shirley. " pun from which he repeated in his Hulk run.
Putting the finishing touches on our science fiction theme here, at first I thought that I had missed the Mazinger Z movie but according to what I found on the internet Mazinger Z - El Robot De Las Estrellas is not really a Mazinger Z movie but rather a compilation of episodes from a completely different science fiction tv show involving another giant battling robot.
Since we started the bonus section with an animated GIF of latin sex goddess Thalia we are closing things out with her famous live performance of Marimar which is mostly due to her incredible wardrobe malfunction.
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