My sex aunt spin - off with Aileen the Alien

Well, I tried to finish the Aletta Ocean post without making any more spin - off posts but the post has gotten just too long. So I have decide to cut the part from my adult comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN and put it here. Hopefully this will be enough, otherwise I have to cut the intro too.

Last month I spent at least one full week sighting all my old drawings ( and throwing at least thirty years worth of drawings away because nobody wanted them ) and I could see how as my understanding of the female anatomy grew I drew the lips bigger and bigger and the nose smaller and smaller. Don´t worry, I´m going somewhere with all of this. Since there are only a few people who have actually bought and read the second issue of my adult comicbook VERSAUTE SEXGESCHICHTEN ( of which also the big majority of the print run ended up in the trash bin ) I probably have to explain the role I have in mind for Aletta Ocean : it´s Aileen, the alien.

Aileen ( her full name is Ayayahan Lickyourdicklongtime ) is an alien whose ship crashlands on Earth during the medieval times. They need some rare metals to repair the ship so Aileen and male crew member Bolgar ( with a big emphasis on the member part as his hobby is raping female crew members including the captain and Aileen ) are chosen to get the metal and after consulting the local folklore Bolgar decides to pose as the devil while Aileen ends up having to personify a demon succubus.

They have found out that the metals can be found in a castle whose master is into the dark arts so they materialize inside of a pentagram during a conjuring and Aileen immediately uses all her sextraterrestial stripper skills to convince them that she is a horny sex demon from hell.

Which does have its desired effect on the master of the castle and his men. They agree to provide the needed metals but the owner of the castle, a baron who is a giant pervert, was especially impressed with Aileen´s highly sexual performance and constantly harasses her sexually.

She can escape his advances for a while but one morning the Baron shows up in her bedroom unannounced and tells her that Bolgar is gone while drooling all over her naked body and pulling out a huge boner. Without her knowledge the repairs to the ship had been finished and it is already on its way back home while Bolgar works his way through the all female crew.

Aileen finds out that the price of the rare metals was that Bolgar promised the Baron Aileen as his new sex toy as his attempts to assault her sexually happen on a daily basis. So she is understandably suspicious when she is invited by the Baron to a banquet to bury the hatchet but she decides to attend ihoping of end the constant sexual assaults by the horny baron.

Nothing exceptional happens during the celebration but afterwards Aileen is getting extremely aroused sexually which reveals Bolgar´s final present for her : to keep his promise to the baron he provided him with a rare and extremely potent sex drug that turns even the most chaste females from Aileen´s homeplanet into raging wild nymphomanic sperm hungry sluts.

The baron wastes no time dicktaming Aileen which leads him to discover something neither Bolgar nor Aileen had knowledge of. They alread knew that the women from the planet Breedmaria have much bigger boobs than Earth women, way longer tongues and incredibly big lips - and no nose - and that their anatomy drives Earth men crazy. What they didn´t know is that the body fluids of women from Breedmaria act like a super potent sex drug on Earth males so that any contact with sweat, saliva or vaginal fluids makes their schlongs extra hard, extremely long and also grow up to five times their normal size aside from putting the production of sperm into overdrive so they can produce huge quantities of it and squirt like crazy as well as rant them almost limitless stamina so they can fuck all night.

Super endowed with these powers the Baron literally bangs Aileen´s brains out as she climaxes repeatedly until she loses consciousness. As she comes to again she finds herself chained up as the baron reveals his plan to use her to breed a new race of men / demon hybrids to rule the world.

Aileen tells himthat she can´t breed with humans but naturally the baron thinks she is lying and he begins to celebrate satanistic sex ceremonies to impregnate Aileen. This goes on for months during which the Baron first vents all his sexual frustrations on Aileen before experiencing every sick sex practice with her. The townspeople would like to get rid of him because of the satanic rituals he performs but he surrounds himself with an army of soldiers which he keeps happy by letting them have their way with Aileen during shift breaks as long as they don´t get her pregnant.

After a few more months during which the baron penetrated every orifice in Aileen´s body in every possible way she once again pleads with him to let her go because she is not a succubus and because she can´t give him children. This time the baron is more inclined to believe her but he tells Aileen that it doesn´t matter anyway since he has grown to enjoy their daily sexorcism marathons more than he expected especially after a hard day´s work. So no matter if she is a succubus or not and if she can give him demon babies he would still keep her as his new favorite sex toy.

This is the point where the heroes of our tale come in and as we have already spent enough time on this it´s time to come back to Aletta Ocean.

Not only does her first name also begin with an a, with her giant - sized porn implants, long legs and lips so big they seem like to explode any moment she can easily play the super inflated sex alien from Breedmaria.

My design for Aileen includes that she has no nose but it would be a very small concession to give her a nose. Especially since her nose is so small.

And with her background as a world famous porn star Aletta Ocean would have no problem performing the extremely explicit sex scenes the script requires. And that´s all I´m going to say about this part. It has already become much longer than I planned and I can just hope that nobody rips off my ideas. But if you see another comicbook or a movie with the same plot that I just detailed remember that you read it first on my little blog.

Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing professionals and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occassions where I get to mention them or on their next birthday.

On April the 20th we have baywatchable Carmen Electra who celebrates her 49th birthday. While I haven´t done a full cult siren post for her I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her sexy striptease in Under Siege .

Ultimate 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 dickdrainer Carmen Electra got her sexual education from Prince who discovered her as a go go dancer at the age of 18 and promptly put her body to the test. Which turned her into such a nymphomanic sex freak that self proclaimed sex addict Denis Rodman had to file for divorce because he couldn´t take getting milked dry 24 / 7.

Carmen´s Kama Sutra crash course came in handy when she arrived on the set of Baywatch and quickly became David Chokachi´s personal blow up sex doll. Much to the relief of afro american 36D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham who had to take the brunt of David´s sexual assault until then.

For years ultimate living 36E ( !!! ) - 22 - 35 sexbomb Pamela Anderson had banged David´s brain out six ways to Sunday and vented her deepthroat phantasies on him. After Pamela broke up with David he worked his way through the female cast, trying out each girl for size but once he got a taste of Traci´s giant sized XXL coconuts he became obsessed with her.

Now Traci did her best to endure David´s sex attacks but even though she is built like a porn star she doesn´t have a porn star´s routine so it was only a matter of time before she would become David´s willing sex slave.

Luckily Carmen arrived on the show before that happened although it took a bit of convincing until she took on the role of David Chokachi´s new sex toy. Coming fresh off her grueling nymphomanic midnight sex olympic marathons with Denis Rodman she wanted to take a break from sex.

But time was running out for Traci Bingham who pounded Carmen into submission during a week of all night double - dildo penetration orgies.

Carmen tried her best to resist Traci´s wild dildo onslaught but on the last lesbo sex marathon Traci was relentless and just kept shoving bigger and bigger vibrators into Carmen Electra until she had to cave in, experiencing multiple orgasms for four hours. But I wrote more about that at length in the aforementioned EC Comics Johnny Craig post and last year´s birthday post for Steven Seagal so I am going to cut this part short in Today´s post.

After Traci Bingham had left Carmen Electra was still in the midst of her post double dildo sex marathon orgasm and was found by two underage Baywatch fans who had hoped to sneak a peek at the epic behind the scenes penetration parties. The two überhorny teenagers had already developed huge schlongs for their age although they lacked experience.

They were not sure why the sight of the more well developed female classmates gave them such a huge erection nor what to do with it. After raiding their Dad´s secret sex stash they found Traci Lord´s deepthroat orgy New Wave Hookers and during the next recess they dragged one of their female classmates with giant tits to a secluded part of the school yard where they ripped off her shirt and forced her to massage their schlongs with her giant melons. They also tried to get her to give them some lip service but naturally the hapless girl had no experience with this.

Of course they were quickly caught by their big breasted teacher, Ivanna Suckyourdick who was a walking wet sex dream and gave them detention.

Which was a mistake of almost biblical proportions because the juvenile delinquents spent the whole time ripping off her clothes, tying her to her desk and trying to bang the teacher who was built like a Playmate of the Year and it was only due to their inexperience that she avoided being sexually assaulted. So when the two teens found Carmen Electra moaning like a cat in heat and convulsing in her after sex glow they quickly realized their opportunity to learn all about sex from a world class squirt sensation.

They quickly put the semi conscious sexbomb into a cab and drove her to a five star hotel where they rented a room to go about their business.

Which was less of a problem than they expected after they discovered a few rolls of hundred dollar notes in Carmen´s purse which she used to pick up well hung studs in bars and use them all night like breeding stallions.

She was also a well known guest in all hotels and motels of that area and this was definitely not the first time she arrived almost knocked out on the doorstep of such an establishment nor that she was accompanied by a few strapping teenagers. After giving the bellhop a generous tip so they would not be disturbed the next few days they carried Carmen into the shower where they cleaned her up and then licked every inch of her body.

After this they oiled her up, put her on the bed and rubbed their giant erections all over her. When Carmen started to come to they offered her a drink which contained a potent illegal sex drug they had also found in Carmen´s purse and pumped her full until she was foaming at the mouth.

If Carmen Elektra was already a natural born nymphomaniac this turned her into a raving sex freak and she begun dicktaming the two teens. While she was massaging one rod with her soft boobs she was deepthroating the other guy´s schlong until they were both as hard as unto a thing of iron.

As the head cheerleader in high school Carmen Electra´s signature move had been the jumping leg spread corkscrew leap - which made her a favorite at the after game victory orgies - and she made the two sweaty boys lie flat on the bed while she kept jumping on them with her legs spread open like a fillipino hooker, bouncing up and down their growing and pulsating erections until they were hard enough to cut a diamond.

At this point she began milking them in earnest but the young studs were at an age where you get an erection when the wind blows, are ready to get hard again at a moment´s notice and can ejaculate all night long and she soon realized that she had deepthroated more than she could swallow.

First they took turns - on of them massaging his dick with her huge melons in long, bold strokes while the other was taking her hard from behind - but after a few hours they started double penetrating her tightest spot with their huge horsecocks which sent Carmen into an even wilder sex frenzy.

She let go of all her inhibitions and taught them every sex position in the Kama Sutra during this crazy ejaculation weekend. After this sexual crash course the two horny teens returned to their school where they had their way with all female classmates who already developed a huge chest before sexually assaulting their big breasted teacher on a daily basis, stretching out all her holes until she became their newest, willing blow up sex doll.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

Time to wrap up this post since my laptop is now almost constantly on the Fritz and I have to make the most of it whenever it does work. I still tried to give my readers the usual variety of videos from all kinds of categories but I hope they can be a bit lenient if it´s not such a diverse collection.

I hope I can get the laptop fixed soon - or if it can´t be fixed buy a new one - and we can continue business as usual. Another casuality of my move to Spain is Paper Girls, another comic series I thought I could finish.

At the moment I am not sure if it´s worth to read the final installments and if I do if I should re - buy the material I already had in trade or if I should upgrade to the hardcovers. Or just read the final issues online.

Continuing with the science fiction theme we have an ineteresting video about The Mandalorian, one of the few good Star Wars related things of the last decade. Initially I was saving this for my usual MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU post on Star Wars day but I probably won´t get to write a post because of all the things going on in my life now. Plus all the technical difficulties. Maybe I can do one when things have calmed down a bit.

One anime series that has been compared to Star Wars a lot is G - Force a.k.a. Battle Of The Planets. I have always loved the show but I don´t think there are too many comics of it available. And with comics I mean from western publishers. I bet there are a gazillion mangas out there. 

From undisputed science fiction classics we come to one where its status as a misunderstood masterpiece is much more a question of perspective.

It´s back to comicbooks and there is no question that El Eternauta is not only one of the best comics from Argentinia, but one of the best comics of the world - period. I have not had the opportunity to visit a spanish comic shop yet but I hope I can rectify that once the lockdown is over and get me a copy of this science fiction masterpiece. If not I have to rely on on amazon Germany which is one of my two only sources for comicbooks.

Not only a song about a war in space - or at least in the future - but also possibly my favorite song of all times ever : Clouds Across The Moon. 

We are switching gears and here is the horror hostess with the mostest Elvira, Mistress of the Dark herself as a segueway to the following video.

As regular readers of the blog may know I originally included the episode Minerva X, The Mysterious Robot from the classic science fiction anime series Mazinger Z here but since it took me so long to finish the post it has already been deleted from YouTube. I hope that at leasr a few of my faithful followers had the chance to watch is while it was still possible.

As a substitute here is the final episode of Count Duckula or like it is called in Spain El Conde Patula. Here I know there was a great comic series - by Marvel Comics nontheless - which is where Peter David got the " And don´t call me Shirley. " pun from which he repeated in his Hulk run.

Putting the finishing touches on our science fiction theme here, at first I thought that I had missed the Mazinger Z movie but according to what I found on the internet Mazinger Z - El Robot De Las Estrellas is not really a Mazinger Z movie but rather a compilation of episodes from a completely different science fiction tv show involving another giant battling robot.

Since we started the bonus section with an animated GIF of latin sex goddess Thalia we are closing things out with her famous live performance of Marimar which is mostly due to her incredible wardrobe malfunction.

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My nymphomanic sex aunt : Aletta Ocean

Well, it happened again. Regular blog followers may have noticed that famous hungarian 40E - 27 - 42 porn star Aletta Ocean has popped up in some of my latest post. So I decide to give her her own spin - off post.

But unlike most of the other spin - off posts the purpose of this one is not to make the other posts shorter. For one because the impetus to do this post was that I  realized I had much more to write about this topic than I thought. So I am going to elaborate more on that and at the same time I am collecting the best material about Aletta Ocean I have posted so far.

As well as adding some new stuff. The second reason why I´m not cutting Aletta Ocean from the other posts is that I can´t change old posts with the new blogger interface and I am also trying to keep it real as much as possible on this blog. So it would be weird to write about Aletta Ocean popping up in my latest posts and then going back in and cut her parts so that when readers go over my posts their is nothing about her in them.

At this point I still haven´t settled in completely as I´m still waiting for some boxes that I sent to Spain to arrive so I don´t have a space where I can retire to do the things men do when they want to release stress.

Which means that I have a lot of pent up sexual energy and not many ways to release it which in turn affects the content of my blog, amping up the level of cult siren and sexbomb content. So I´m asking my most faithful followers to hang in there a little longer and bear with me until we have crossed that bridge and can get back to business as usual. If there is something like going back to business as normal in these trying times.

Now most of the pictures I have posted are too wide so they go over the widgets on the right side. Which means that I have to put something into the post that doesn´t and stretch out the post a little bit. Luckily I don´t get to write about porn stars too often because it´s always difficult to find material that is safe to post and also still worth putting on the blog.

Thankfully there is always the topic of comicbook movie dream casting.

I have done a few special comicbook movie casting posts - including my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series - and you can find some casting suggestions in most of my cult siren posts. So with a black haired ultimate sexbomb like Aletta Ocean there are the obvious suggestions like Catwoman, Zatanna, Wonder Woman or Big Barda.

For the last one Aletta Ocean would be especially qualified because you know that an old pervert like Darkseid would personally dicktame a men milking machine once she wrapped her akopolips around his mega rod.

In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.

She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !

All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.

For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn movie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .

Coming back to Aletta Ocean, if I would cast her as Big Barda in my Justice League of America movie the role of Power Girl would naturally go to one of my all - time wet sex dreams : none other than 40D cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han so I could make use of her natural asian dicktamisation skills.

I know there are people out there who would be all for having an asian Power Girl while others would be offended by the idea of having an asian woman play an original caucasian character. But keeping in mind that Kara is an alien it is unrealistic to think that automatically means white and caucasian. Also she already has the Power Girl costume and I couldn´t let the chance to direct her in explicit sex scenes pass by. Of course there would be a clause in her contract that as the director I get to rehearse all the explicit sex scenes with her in person before giving the go ahead.

Besides Wonder Woman I would also have Nubia - better known as Black Wonder Woman - in my Justice League of America movie and the role would be perfect for my number one all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who not only is a well known sex nymfomaniac who not dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to test out sex toys - especially double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that she insists on inspecting all new employees - orally.

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two versions of the incident. There are sources who are connected to Janet Jackson who say that the dancers were so turned on by Janet Jackson on the previous rehearsal that they took a viagra overdose and took turns pumping the afro american aphrodite´s porn star bodies. Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet Jackson herself who forced the dancers to take the viagra overdose so she could use them as her breeding stallions and things got out of hand fast.

With her ... let´s say extremely exaggerated physique it would be a good idea to have Aletta Ocean play an alien since that would explain why she doesn´t look like normal Earth women. One possible candidate would be Green Lantern sexmachine Soranik Natu but as longtime followers of the blog know that role is already locked in with another nubian sex goddess.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so in 2018 I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

If I could really get 36C - 26 - 37 sex bomb Halle Berry - who was voted Sexiest Woman On The Planet twice - to play Soranik Natu my JLA movie would include some scenes where horny pervert Guy Gardner ( you can read more about him in my latest Joe Staton tribute post ) abuses his power over Soranik to make her do nude exercises and bang her hard.

Since Soranik´s homeplanet Korugar is very restricted ( women can only have sex after marriage and only to bear children and the only position that is allowed is missionary ) she becomes instantly addicted to these sex instruction sessions. And because women from the planet of Korugar have tongues that are three times as long as the tongues of Earth women and an additional vagina in their throat Guy Gardner freaks out totally which jump starts his vuldarian genes and makes his penis grow to three times its normal size. Which leads to some explicit sex scenes that make Halle Berry´s sexual marathon in Monster´s Ball seem like a kid´s movie.

And while Halle Berry tells herself she got the Oscar for believably playing a prostitute she knows deep in her heart that she got it was for milking Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry - for real - in front of the entire crew.

And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.

Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster to during the meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute. But she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.

There are also downsides to getting the Oscar for dicktaming a guy like all the movie roles she got after Monster´s Balls included sex scenes and every audition ended up on the casting couch with a horny producer ripping off her clothes and trying to pound her silly. She also couldn´t drive anywhere in her car because she would instantly be pulled over by a cop who was such a big fan that after the obligatory full body search tried to re - enact her famous scene and could only be persuaded to not use Halle Berry as his blow up sex doll by an extended deepthroat session.

Public transportation was also out of the question because the few times she tried that a crowd of horny fans would drag her to the back of the car, rip off all her clothes and assault her sexually. Taking a limousine was also not a good option because the drivers would always take a detour to a desolated place where they would take Halle Berry´s body for a test drive.

And with the whole Corona thing flying is not as easy as it used to be but before that the security personnel would always insist on doing a full cavity search. Which was just a cheap excuse to have their way with her.

Coming back to Aletta Ocean, the role of Soranik Natu is already taken but there is a less well known alien for which she would be perfect and it has to do with the fact that Aletta has altered her body quite a few times.

She had three breast augmentations - to a 34C a 36D and finally a 40E - butt implants and also plastic surgery on her eyelids, her lips - which blew them up to an incredible size - and seven times on her nose which made it very small. Now there are some people who say that she looks like a blow up sex doll come to life but I can´t see how that´s a bad thing. There are also those who think that her new proportions are completely ridiculous, that her lips look like dinghy lips and that she has practically no nose. But I have always said that in the end it´s up to themselves if women want to have plastic surgery. It´s their body and they have to feel good about it.

Plus it would be very hypocritically of me to criticize Aletta Ocean for the look of her body when this is basically the same way I draw my women.

Last month I spent at least one full week sighting all my old drawings ( and throwing at least thirty years worth of drawings away because nobody wanted them ) and I could see how as my understanding of the female anatomy grew I drew the lips bigger and bigger and the nose smaller and smaller. Don´t worry, I´m going somewhere with all of this. Since there are only a few people who have actually bought and read the second issue of my adult comicbook VERSAUTE SEXGESCHICHTEN ( of which also the big majority of the print run ended up in the trash bin ) I probably have to explain the role I have in mind for Aletta Ocean in this spin - off post .

This is the point where the heroes of our tale come in and as we have already spent enough time on this it´s time to come back to Aletta Ocean.

Not only does her first name also begin with an a, with her giant - sized porn implants, long legs and lips so big they seem like to explode any moment she can easily play the super inflated sex alien from Breedmaria.

My design for Aileen includes that she has no nose but it would be a very small concession to give her a nose. Especially since her nose is so small.

And with her background as a world famous porn star Aletta Ocean would have no problem performing the extremely explicit sex scenes the script requires. And that´s all I´m going to say about this part. It has already become much longer than I planned and I can just hope that nobody rips off my ideas. But if you see another comicbook or a movie with the same plot that I just detailed remember that you read it first on my little blog.

So. We can finally come to the part that started the whole thing which is me having a sexual phantasy in which Aletta Ocean is my favorite aunt, a nymphomanic MILF with giant boobs that wants to milk me dry in the worst way. And I am phrasing it that way to make clear that all of this is just a mental exercise and a sexual obsession which I hope to quell by writing this post. Aletta Ocean is - of course - nor a relative of mine nor a friend of my Mom and even if she was I don´t think she would be very interested in having sex with a short, overweight, handicapped old perv.

What´s more, even if she was willing to do it with my medical condition I don´t know if I could get it up and having sex with her would probably kill me. On the other hand is there a better way to go than to be literally fucked to death by a world famous porn star ? And then there is also the question of if I really encountered Aletta Ocean sunbathing naked on a beach that was so remote that nobody would hear her scream her brains out should I risk it with the whole Covid 19 thing ? That´s a question to ponder while I tell you about my sex adventures with my favorite aunt.

Aletta is that " special " aunt that first caught my attention when I slowly turned from a boy into teenager and we all have somebody like her in our lifes. She was a MILF long before I even knew what a MILF was with her giant boobs, her pornstar body and legs up to her chin. I don´t remember if she was a real relative or just one of my Mom´s friends who became a part of the family but Aletta constantly tried to give me a hard boner.

Whenever she realized that nobody was paying any attention to us she started to pull down her top further and further always stopping short of the point where her oversized breasts would pop out. And if she didn´t wear a dress that could be pulled down she just began to press her boobs together stretching out the thin fabric. When she was sitting down or crossing her legs she always stretched out them out high in the air and spinning them from side to side like a stripper. And when she got up again she pulled up her dress to flash her panties - if she was wearing panties.

At the dinner table she used every unobserved moment to show her oral skills by licking up and down the neck of the bottle with her long tongue, simulating a deepthroat blowjob. She did the same thing with sausages - she always ordered the extra long ones and put them between her huge hooters - and boiled eggs. For dessert she ordered bananas which had the size of a third arm and which she still managed to swallow in one swoop.

Aside from buying her t - shirts at the kid´s department so they only covered the top half of her big nipples - at best - and wearing plunging cleavages so she was shoving her huge hooters in my face all the time she gave me the bedroom eyes ( before I knew what bedroom eyes were ) and " accidentally " walked into the shower all naked when I was showering.

In the beginning she always apologized and left but as I grew older - and my dick longer - she spent more and more time studying my private parts and pressing her huge boobs against the glass ( which made them grow to an incredible size ) to entice me even more before leaving. And once I started to get an erection at the sight of her bouncing massive mammaries she insisted on saving water by showering with me. At first she only spent fifteen minutes soaping up my body but as my schlong got bigger and bigger those showers became longer and longer and increased in intensity.

Like I said, first she just soaped up my body but then she spent more and more time making sure my private parts were clean. She also went from using her hands to apply the soap to putting it on her huge breasts and rubbing her boobs all over my entire body. From that she quickly went to drenching her giant melons with soap and massage my hard erection with abandon to wrapping her soft lips around my shaft and sucking it hard until finally she gave me a deepthroat massage for how long she wanted.

Even with all that sexual domination she never allowed me to cum in her mouth or anywhere else on her body as she got off on making my boner hard enough to cut a diamond without giving me any chance of releasing my pent up sexual tension. That I had to manage myself but I nevertheless quickly became addicted to our showering sessions and so did everything I could to keep them going. When Auntletta Ocean first started pressing her artificially augmented double airbags against the shower glass the desire to have sex with her became very strong but she only showered with me once in a while. This increased in frequency as I got older and as the parental supervision kept diminishing until being virtually nonexistent our extreme dry humping sessions in the shower became a daily thing.

This is a good example that there are things that you don´t like as a kid but as you grow older you learn to really appreciate them. Another such thing my was auntie´s Goodnight Kiss. Which I liked as a kid but when I became a boy it became more and more embarrassing. Until the day I got a special feeling when Auntletta kissed me goodnight. Over the years she had always insisted on giving me a goodnight kiss but lately she had made sure that her husband was tightly asleep before kissing me goodnight.

Up to that night that was no big deal but she was wearing a top with a plunging cleavage and when she leaned over to kiss me on the forehead I could see her breasts fully naked, shaking from side to side. What´s more, when she got up her boobs fell out and I put up a huge tent under the blanket. This caught my aunt´s attention and after putting her finger on her lips she grabbed my blanket and rubbed my manhood for minutes.

That night I had the first of many wet dreams featuring my nympho aunt.

The following night I was lying in my bed waiting for another kiss on the forehead but my aunt told me that I was a big boy now and it was about time to get a real kiss. So instead of a peck on my forehead she started kissing me on the mouth which sent waves of electricity all over my body.

At that age I had only been kissed by relatives and mostly old ones except for a girl that was two classes ahead of me and had already developed huge boobs at her young age. For a few weeks she waited for me during recess and took me to a secluded part of the playgrounds to show me her naked breasts. While I was much more interested in squeezing them she preferred to bury my head between them. One day she didn´t let me touch her huge melons and instead kissed me on the mouth. After that I didn´t see her again but there were rumors that a gang of freshmen got their hands on her and took turns dicktaming her as their blow up sex doll.

Anyway, I didn´t have any experience with kissing girls but it quickly became my new favorite sport. Had my aunt first kissed me on the lips only quickly her goodnight kisses became longer and more intense over time while at the same time her outfits became skimpier and had less and less fabric. In the beginning she was wearing normal clothing - although with huge plunging cleavages - but she quickly went from pjs to robes to nightgowns to see through negligees and finally to tiny pieces of lingerie.

Which could have aroused suspicion if - as I said - my parental supervision hadn´t become nonexistent at this point and my aunt made sure that her husband was sound asleep. Otherwise we would have gotten into trouble as my aunt started to wait longer and longer to give me my goodnight kiss and she wasn´t content with one kiss. Pretty soon our kissing sessions took hours and when she started french kissing me things got heated.

We had gone from a simple kiss on the mouth to get me aroused to my aunt testing out how long she could massage my lips before I was just one kiss away from squirting all over her. Which was the point where she stopped cold. Again she wouldn´t let me release the accumulated liquid but I didn´t complain because I wanted to get as much of this absolute sexmachine smooching my lips while rubbing her soft boobs all over my body as I could. But even my resistance was taxed when she started to lay down on top of me in a 69 position and massage my boner with her huge breasts, sliding up and down on it with long, strong strokes until it had grown to an almost inhuman size before deepthroating me a few hours.

The whole time I was wondering what her endgames was and it wasn´t long before I got my answer. At this point my parents had returned from a business trip so we had to be extra careful with our nightly activities. One day the house had to be renovated and my aunt pulled all kinds of strings to sleep in the same bedroom as me. Then she broke her bed on purpose and used all her powers of persuasion on my Mom - and all her porn star body had to offer to a man on my Dad - to let us sleep in the same bed.

Not that I got any sleep since we quickly resumed our kissing session only this time when I was about to come my aunt said that we should go to bed as it was already late. I expected her to go to bed in the skimpy see - through piece of lingerie she was wearing but she declared that she could only sleep in the nude and so got naked and then literally jumped on my raging woody with her legs spread wider than a fillipino hooker before starting to do the splits on me. Opening and closing her legs she slid up and down on my hard erection pumping me dry with increasing fervor.

After all the months of build up my sexual tension quickly found a release but my aunt managed to get me hard again with a special breast massage that included whipped cream, honey and an endless supply of ice cubes.

She continued to milk my hot rod all night long until I couldn´t get it up anymore and this extreme ejaculation squirt session was just the first in a very long line of grueling special all night midnight decathlon sex olympics during which my nymphomanic aunt used me as her personal sex toy.

After a while the renovation of our house was finished and we had to sleep in different bedrooms again but my aunt was not ready to give up her new sex slave so the sex hungry cougar bought a new car and insisted on taking me for a spin. I don´t know if this is normal but my aunt got held up by a police officer almost every five minutes and they all insisted on giving her a full body search before making an alcohol test. Only instead of using an electronic breath analyzer they made her lubricate their dicks.

We went on daily extended joyrides during which she got lost - on purpose - and which always ended in one of two possibilities. The first one was that my aunt swerved into a desolated backstreet where she took me for a spin, putting my endurance to the test on the backseat.

The other outcome was that we found a secluded no - tell motel ( where everybody was on a first name basis with my aunt ) but it was already too late to return home so we had to spend the night there. After dinner she dragged me to the pool where she got into her tiniest bikini and insisted on teaching me her special breaststroke technique in the outdoor pool.

At the beginning I was afraid that somebody might recognize us but once she started to give me intense mouth - to - dick resuscitation lessons I gave up all resistance. This went on for a few hours before we decided to withdraw to the bedroom where she used me like a breeding stallion.

There also was the incident where my parents didn´t let me go to Spring Break because they said I was too young and designated auntie Aletta to make sure I didn´t leave the house because they would be gone for the weekend. What they didn´t plan for was that my aunt thought this was very unfair to a young, strapping lad at the height of his sexual endurance and decided to make up for me being unjustly grounded. I didn´t know what she meant by " If we can´t bring you to Spring Break, we have to bring Spring Break to you. Just leave everything to aunt Aletta. This will be a weekend you will never forget. " but I quickly got an idea what she had in store for me when she staged her own bikini contest where she sported various bikinis that got skimpier and skimpier until she ended up with one made of two strings of dental floss that didn´t cover anything.

I was still reeling from nudity overload when she proceeded with a one woman wet t - shirt contest at which´s end she was wearing nothing more than a tiny g - string on her soaking wet body as she had torn her wet t - shirt to threads during her extremely explicit freestyle floor show that would make professional strippers blush. The g- string couldn´t really cover the set of lips women don´t use to speak and she made sure that I got a good eyeful by spreading her legs better than a fillipino hooker again and again and again and girating her butt in front of me. She then gave me a steamy lapdance until I was mere second away from cumming my brains out. Then Aletta stopped and said : " Well, it looks like we did everything you can do during Spring Break aside from a drinking game. So all we can do for the rest of the weekend is the after show victory party which will be one big blur of debauchery. " Again I didn´t know what " debauchery " meant but I quickly learned what that was all about as Aletta milked me dry in every possible way for the remaining weekend. She nearly fucked me into a sex coma and we were almost caught by my parents because I regained consciousness only mere minutes before they returned home.

And with that we are wrapping up this topic - at least for Today - since the post has already become way longer than expected. Spin - off post included. Now every other blogger would stop things here but as my longtime followers know I like to go the extra mile to bring my readers a little something something extra. I could just include a plethora of NSFW videos but for those who have read all of this I want to include a few DC Comics videos. The first video is one I wasn´t looking for and more one of those happy accidents that happen in life. And until Yaya Han does a pole dance video this is the best example of what I mean with " spreading her legs better than a fillipino hooker " that we are going to find on YouTube.

Because it has been a long time since my last Jack Kirby - themed post I am including this video about his best known creation at DC Comics The Fourth World - at least nowadays. Back in the day it was not such a big fan favorite and only got the cult status that is has now over the decades.

Speaking of fan favorites, one of the biggest regrets about my move to Spain is that I had to sell the DC UNIVERSE BY JACK KIRBY - BRONZE AGE OMNIBUS ( as well as my King - sized editions of THOR IS MIGHTY and JACK KIRBY RETURNS ) before I could finish reading Jack Kirby´s THE DEMON.

There is no cartoon of the series but the next best thing is Gargoyles, one of the most unlikely cartoon shows to be produced by Disney. Taken into account how many hardcore fans the show still has and how money hungry Disney is I am surprised that there is no new cartoon show or at least a Gargoyles movie. On the other side I am glad that they didn´t make a new cartoon series after the fiasko of She - Ra and the Princesses of Power.

We have another callback to my misspent youth and I am grateful to have been part of a generation who got to experience these cineastic cult films in a movie theater. In my case it was the Bali movie theater, strategically based at the bus / railway station in Ludwigsburg that showed the movies other theaters wouldn´t touch with a ten foot pole. There were three screening rooms, the first one for porn movies ( which was probably how they paid the bills ), the second one had big budget action movies or comedies ( including a lot of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies ) and the third one showed everything from horror to small independent films.

Since I have already included the obligatory Janet Jackson links I might as well add another live performance of her smash hit All Night Don´t Stop.

Before Guy Gardner became the best Green Lantern of all times - who not only dicktamed Soranik Natu but also tied up Wonder Woman with her magic lasso ( which released her inner sex freak ), tamed Mary Marvel, sold her to Doctor Sivana as a sex slave and took every opportunity to use Power Girl as his personal blow up sex doll - he was actually a nice guy.

As usual things got more and more complicated over time with retcons but to learn how Guy Gardner started out as a milksop just watch this video.

From the few Aletta Ocean videos that I found that are safe to post I chose this one because we can pretend that the other woman is another bigbreasted nymphomanic aunt of mine and we are all getting ready for a squirt - tastic threesome weekend of non stop penetration ejaculations.

Staying with nubian sex machines, it´s been some time since I posted a video with afro american aphrodite Jair whom I can totally see cosplaying as Janet Jackson. She definitely has the chocolate balls to wear her outfit from the performance above. Click here for my wife Jair´s breast video .

Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where she almost pops out of her skimpy top and constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes . Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry.

Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Becca, Jayka, Rae, Kennedy or Jeannie Mai.

As black girls Jair and Kennedy are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than latina Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Jair would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it.

Speaking of which, thankfully the lockdown is over so things are almost back to normal and Jair´s giant - sized double jairbags are in full effect.

While I don´t want to make this an all NSFW bonus section there are some videos that I was hesitant to include in my regular comic related posts.

One of the benefits of doing these spin - off posts is being able to include the celebrity birthdays which I could not address in the main post. In this case it is martial arts icon Jackie Chan who turned 67 on the 7th of April.

Wheels On Meals is a Jackie Chan classic but I always thought the title is Meals On Wheels because otherwise it doesn´t make any sense. Also, I can finally watch the full movie instead of the censored german version.

The first asian hero with Chan as his last name that I discovered was not a martial arts fighter but a detective with a seemingly neverending supply of nephews. The only thing I found strange was that a man of his intellect still had trouble with the german language ( since he was always dubbed on german tv ) even after so many years. But maybe that was only my personal hang up because I always had a knack for learning languages.

Closing things out we have another - much more belated - birthday shoutout to Tex Avery, whose anniversary was on the 26th of February.

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