TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN

As I said in my last post despite all of the unfinished posts I still have on my blog there is one more new post I have to write. Even if it's only to put all of the Christmas videos that have accumulated throughout the year - plus those that were left over from previous years - out there and so we are continuing what may soon become a noble tradition since we also had a Christmas post with the Legion of Super - Heroes last year .

More than that I also wrote a spotlight post about the late Lee Moder's contribution to the Legion of Super - Heroes earlier that month. On top of that this year we also had a post during JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MONTH about a crossover between the Legion of Super - Heroes , the Justice League of America and the Justice Society of America and my first post about Keith Giffen's iconic run on the Legion of Super - Heroes.

As longtime followers of the blog know I have written dozens of posts about the Legion of Super - Heroes covering almost every incarnation of the team so it was a bit difficult to choose what to include in this post.

And since our last Legion of Super - Heroes Christmas post was from the post CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS era I thought about continuing with more material from that era and also there is enough stuff from the Keith Giffen era left over but in the end I decided instead to go with my favourite period which is the Bronze Age Legion of Super - Heroes period.

There is some stuff that I saved up to include it in my posts whenever I mention that era but I felt that it is too good to waste it for other posts and decided to include it here instead. Now usually I try to keep these posts artist - centric but here we have a few artists like Dave Cockrum or Mike Grell who has gotten a number of spotlight posts over the years .

One last thing before we get to the good part : I may have posted some of the material in this post before but as far as I could find not in my Legion of Super - Heroes spotlights. And even if I did I hope my readers give me a bit of leeway here in light of the upcoming holiday season.

One last and final thing ( I swear ) I hope that I can add at least one more post before Christmas but if I can't I want to wish all readers out there who have followed TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN over the decades as well as all the new visitors who might have found their way here by chance a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ! Long live the Legion !

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WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN

Together with her sister, blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers - who was of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line - 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.

Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN

The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.

These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.

Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.

Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.

Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.

Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.

We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.

So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.

Although I don't think that would take a lot of taming because who would not want to be the sexual slave of a horny Audrey Landers in her prime ?

Not that I think anybody would protest if Audrey - or Judy - subjects his rockhard boner to an all nigh ejaculation sensation squirt marathon. As for the plot of the movie, since this part has gotten longer than planned I will let you know the next time I get to mention the Landers sisters.

AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES

In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.

They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.

Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.

Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.

There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and they refused to spice it up to get more viewers so nothing came out of it.