Andrea Sawatzki's acting career began rather slowly. After studying at the acting school in Munich, the redhead performed at several theatres from 1988 to 1992 before debuting in the legendary Tatort where she had three appearances between 1991 and 1994. Her big break came one year later when she was chosen to play the hooker with a heart of gold in A.S., a short lived crime series opposite Tatort vet Klaus J. Behrendt.
Here we have Andrea Sawatzki playing a long legged secretary ( around the 40:40 minute mark ) in the Tatort episode Der Fall Schimanski ( The Case Schimanski ) alongside german legend Goetz George as Schimanski.
Even a few hours of intense deepthroating did not bring relief because despite having the male equivalent of multiple orgasms he was still hard enough to cut a diamond. In the end Andrea had no other option then to do what redheads do best proving the old saying that You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you'll never sleep with a redhead - because those sluts are naturally born prostitutes and will milk you dry making him squirt until he could not get it up anymore so they could resume filming. Christian Berkel must be one of the luckiest guys since he gets to bang blow up sex doll Andrea on a daily basis and according to insiders their honeymoon lasted three months during which Christian relentlessly pounded every orifice of Andrea´s tireless body in every position until he had dicktamed her to be his willing oral sex slave.
Speaking of sex with onscreen partners Andrea also bared her terrific breasts in the film Harte Jungs where she introduced male lead Tobias Schenke to the pleasures of long deepthroat blowjobs between takes.
Though already in her late fifties, she doesn't show any signs of slowing down so there's still a lot of hope for additional views of this magnificent german twin version of Mount Everest ! Just try to compare Andrea's earlier efforts to her newer works and note that her rack has become even more impressive after having a baby back in the late nineties.
Besides acting Andrea Sawatzki is also an audio book narrator and author of books some of which have been adapted as movies starring Andrea.
One of the reasons why I wanted to include Andrea Sawatzki in the bonus section again is that I have found a replacement for a video that I posted the first time I mentioned her. Longtime readers know that I was never a big fan of Wetten Dass ? host Thomas Gottschalk and that because of my antipathy for him I missed a lot of the breast moments on german tv like my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nymphomanic nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus 3 entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series bonerinducing live performance of All For You where her giant - sized coconuts almost popped out of her top.
I did manage to catch Salma Hayek´s appearance on the show although I am not sure if there really was a wardrobe malfunction where one of her giant - sized melons because of her pregnancy popped out of her snug Dirndl dress so everybody in the audience got a good eyeful of her boob.
Especially since the malfunctions always take place off - camera or at least when they are filming somebody else. Fact is that Salma´s massive mammaries could barely be contained by her dress and she got all the guys drooling including fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld who was known for preferring skinny models. I bet Salma could have turned him straight.
Together with her sister, blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers - who was of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line - 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.
Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.
These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.
Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.
Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.
Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.
We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.
So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.
Although I don't think that would take a lot of taming because who would not want to be the sexual slave of a horny Audrey Landers in her prime ?
Not that I think anybody would protest if Audrey - or Judy - subjects his rockhard boner to an all nigh ejaculation sensation squirt marathon. As for the plot of the movie, since this part has gotten longer than planned I will let you know the next time I get to mention the Landers sisters.
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.
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Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.
There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and they refused to spice it up to get more viewers so nothing came out of it.
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