TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: A Star Spangled Saturday with Mike Zeck

The past days I have been so busy working on my two posts on CrossGen's NEGATION by Mark Waid, Tony Bedard and Paul Pelletier that I forgot the 4th of July. Now last year I managed to write a special 4th of July post which was my first spotlight on Gene Colan's run on WONDER WOMAN and since it would be the turn of a DC Comics post I wanted to continue it but I don't have enough original Gene Colan artwork left for a full post.

The only original artwork where I have anything near what I need for a full blown post is from Wonder Woman's mod phase where she lost all her powers and fought evil with karate but since she is wearing a completely white outfit instead of her stars and stripes uniform that does not feel very patriotic. So I have decided to flip the script here, go with a Marvel Comic post instead and to continue Mike Zeck's run on CAPTAIN AMERICA.

As faithful blog followers may remember I included the complete original for issue 267 of CAPTAIN AMERICA in the first part from this series but like I already wrote back then it doesn't happen too often that I find the art for a full issue online. So for this post I had to select original Mike Zeck artwork from different issues but including CAPTAIN AMERICA 269 was a no - brainer because it is the first appearance ( that's for all the collector's out there who never read the comics and are only interested in slabbing elusive so - called " keys " or " key issues " ) of the motorcycle riding Team America and what could truly be more patriotic than that ?

Next we come to issues 265 and 266 which I am not only including for nostalgic reasons ( since it was published in Germany in MARVEL COMIC - SONDERHEFT 13 by Condor Verlag ) but also because it is a cool team - up between Captain America, Spider - Man ( back when Spider - Man was a cool and somewhat relatable capable super hero ) and white Nick Fury.

Nothing against Samuel L. Jackson, he plays a terrific Nick Fury in most of the MCU productions ( except for the newer ones like SECRET WAR, MS MARVEL or CAPTAIN MARVEL ) but I miss those days when you could talk about Nick Fury without having to specify if you were talking about the OG vanilla - Nick Fury and the new chocolate flavoured - Nick Fury.

And speaking of team - ups, we round the post up with some original art pages from CAPTAIN AMERICA issue 268 which is a crossover with the DEFENDERS which wraps up in the 106th issue of their own magazine.

As usual I am starting the video / pop culture trivia / cult siren section of the post with an interview and this time it is J. M. DeMatteis who wrote a lot of issues from the Mike Zeck CAPTAIN AMERICA run even if he does not talk about those issues here. I also want to include a link for the aftermath of the Secret Empire storyline by writer Steve Englehart , artist Sal Buscema and inker Vince Coletta when Steve Rogers quit being Captain America and adopted the new heroic personality of the Nomad.

And there are two connections to Mike Zeck's CAPTAIN AMERICA work : first off we meet somebody else who has taken on the identity of Nomad at the beginning of this run - and it's not who you think it is - and second Mike Zeck also did the cover of issue 332 of CAPTAIN AMERICA in which Steve Rogers - again - gives up the mantle of Captain America. Only this time it will be Johnnie Walker who becomes the new Captain America for a while before taking on the new super hero identity of the U. S. Agent.

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BORN FOR PORN : DOLLY'S BREAST HOLD A GUINESS WORLD RECORD

We come to a rare internet find and some videos I have collected for some time with the more than aptly named double D blow up sex Dolly Parton a.k.a. the natural viagra substitute. And while I have mentioned the world famous megabusty sexvixen with the titanic twin torpedoes often on the blog she only got her own cult siren spin - off post which also featured bigbreasted real life Power Girl Anna Nicole Smith in 2019.

She is famous as the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and became a favourite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.

With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it's all the more astounding that Dolly managed to have a clean and wholesome image.

If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly and it´s a shame she never got to play Power Girl.

BORN FOR PORN 2 : THE BUSENWUNDER TEAM - UP WE NEVER GOT !

Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my boob blog.

She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven.

It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter who gets into trouble for slam fucking her clients into a coma.

The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then an old customers finds them out and blackmails the girls into becoming the new town whores.

And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with more hardcore sex - and escape.

BORN FOR PORN 3 : UNTIL DEATH ( SEX ) DO YOU PART ( YOUR LEGS )

With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and she would have been one heck of a Power Girl !

And I'm not going to lie I really can't feel sorry for 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because this guy achieved his life goals. I mean to become a billionaire you have to treat people bad and after doing that he gets to marry a frikkin Playmate Of The Year who is not only built like Russ Meyer's version of Jayne Mansfield but on top of the slut tries to kill him by having sex with him every night, all night long many positions in.

Which he must have known from the get - go. I mean, you don't get to that kind of position if you can't predict what is going to happen in the long run. And it was a long run because as good as Anna Nicole Smith was at dicktaming guys it took her thirteen months to weaken his condition with her daily ejaculation sensation midnight marathons until he had completely worn his dick out and his body could not take it anymore but I am sure those were the thirteen happiest months of his life since this is the way most of us want to go. Slam - banged to death by a Playmate Of The Year with giant melons who is a complete nymphomanic sex freak.

BORN FOR PORN 4 : DICKTAMING THE ITALIAN BREEDING STALLION !

Coming back to super inflated Dolly Parton, people always wonder what convinced Sylvester Stallone to take on the role in Rhinestone and while he has said in interviews that it was because his agent told him if he´s not going to do it Arnold Schwarzenegger would do it I bet there were two big reasons for making the movie provided by co star Dolly Parton.

Dolly was at a low point of her life and established a good rapport with Sylvester Stallone during gruelling rehearsing sessions in her trailer that went on all night. Since this was one year before ultimate 46E - 27 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen dicktamed Sylvester Stallone into marrying her Sly was at the very height of his sexual performance level and Dolly Parton's huge melons managed to get him hard instantly after he came like a fire hose and completely wore out the italian breeding stallion.

It's always difficult to find music videos with Dolly Parton in good quality where she is also wearing an outfit that showcases her breast features so I was especially excited when I found this tv special. It doesn't feature Sylvester Stallone but Bruce Willis has a short cameo appearance in this.

I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION )

Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Jeannie Mai used to appear quite regularly in my posts, mostly when I was waxing philosophic about shooting a porn movie with living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who might object to shooting the explicit sex scenes I have in mind ( and you can read more about the kind of movie I would love to shoot with Yaya in this post ) - even if she was literally built for porn when she gave herself those giant - sized 44D porn implants - and that I would have to bring in hasian porn super star Miko Lee as a sex double who has no qualms about getting her sex freak on in front of a camera.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya Han in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced !

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.

I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with Jeannie making her THE REAL co - hosts speechless and turning the male audience into drooling idiots with her boner - inducing boob exercises .

In which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guy's dicks harder than unto a thing of iron !

Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.

The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL so we know Jeannie loves to dress up for Halloween or in the privacy of her home.

Of course the animated GIF of Jeannie Mai as the wishgranting Jeannie from the famous 60s sitcom ( there is an interesting story why Jeannie Mai shares a name with her in the video below ) is from the Halloween episode. Which I also had to include as Jeannie Mai's outfit that makes all red blooded males fantasize of adding her to your personal harem as the newest erection attraction alone is worth the price of admission.

Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than 3 wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it is difficult to tell a story while getting your brains effed out, screaming with pleasure at the top of your lungs.

Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.

On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home because I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating or am I falling short ?

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Yes, I am fond of what others consider the trashy side of pop culture.

Make no mistake, Thunder In Paradise definitely falls into that category.

Compared to this Acapulco H.E.A.T. is like Shakespeare although like all good ( or is that bad ? ) shows from the 90s it includes a certain amount of hot bikini babes which they go to great lengths to make the viewers aware of them as they put it right in the intro of the very first episode.

Well, I think it´s the first episode. I didn´t have the time to go through all videos of Thunder In Paradies on YouTube so I bookmarked the three longest one that have the best quality and this is the last one of them.

By the way, the brunette sebomb in the yellow bikini looks a bit like PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month Of April in 1986 Teri Weigel ( and you can read more about her and the other incredible blow up sex dolls who guest - starred in the iconic 80s sitcom MARRIED WITH CHILDREN in my recent FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH THE BUNDYS spotlight post ) before her 40E boob job. Can anybody out there confirm or deny that´s Teri ?

As for why there are so many random bikini babes in shows like these, the bikini babes serve two purposes ( and I´m saying this without any double meaning ) : the first one is to keep the male audience who was clearly the main target hooked. A famous crime fiction writer once said that if things get too boring you send in two guys with machine guns.

The same principle works with televison shows, dudes and bikini babes.

The second purpose is to get an actor of the calibre of a Patrick Macnee with a serious pedigree on a show like this and to keep him interested.

Some people may scoff at this but including a lot of hot women in a show does wonders for the morale. If you don´t believe that ask yourself : if you had the same job but were surrounded by hot women in swimsuits would you not be happier at the end of the day ? Now one of the things I noticed is how colorful everything was back then. The comics were like that and definitely the tv shows. And you may say that I ncluded this for the hot bikini babes but that´s not it. If you are looking for intellectually stimulating stories portrayed by the greatest actors America has to offer you will be disappointed. But if you want to see a highly entertaining show with tons of wrestlers guest starring from their heyday and cheap special effects you have come to the right place. This show was done by the guys from Baywatch and Hulk Hogan quit the WWF to film this series.

He met with Eric Bishop and after the show's end he went to the WCW.

Staying on the subject of busty bikini babes on Thunder In Paradise , it took me quite a while to mention the show on the blog because I just could not find the special episode I was looking for on YouTube. Or rather the episode with this hot bouncing action prone beachbombing bimbo.

As usual I came across this episode while I was looking for Playboy clips of Jacqueline Sheen ( which I ended up not using ). It is episode three of the first season ( or episode four if you count the pilot movie as two episodes ) called Sea Quentin and I think Sting guest stars. The wrestler.

Not the singer. Anyway, according to her imdb sheet the sexbomb in the red dotted bikini with the integrated bouncing action appeared in six additional Thunder In Paradise episodes and her name is Heidi Mark.

She was PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month in July of 1995, appeared on Baywatch , Silk Stalkings and episodes of Married With Children.

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Besides disguising - or not - as Mr. America and his theme song calling him " a real american " there is also another connection to something with the word " american " in its name because Hulk Hogan was one of the hosts of the rebooted American Gladiators which was later rebooted again under the name of American Ninja Warrior where they threw out all of the disciplines except for the eliminator and made the elimination round the entire show. I can't really say a lot about the show as the only part I saw was when Stephen Ammell who was Oliver Queen on Arrow competed in the show for Red Nose Day charity and absolutely killed it.

BORN FOR PORN 5 : DIAMOND'S BOOBS ARE A DICK'S BREAST FRIENDS !

What I did watch religiously though was the original American Gladiator show especially once real life Power Girl Erika Andersch whom guys from my generation know as Diamond, the blonde 40DD sexbomb of german descent with the killer hardbody became part of the regular team roster.

Longtime readers may remember that I featured her quite a bit before coming to Spain - Erika Andersch was my first ever reader request in my now defunct SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob blog - but I have not mentioned her lately. I had planned on doing a cult siren entry on this blog for which I even got a request from a reader ( I have no idea if it was the same guy who requested it on my x - rated blog ) and I had already prepared some of the necessary material for the post.

As usual I could not find good GIFs so I started doing them myself but then something else came up and I had to postpone it again and again which Diamond obviously didn´t like very much. That is one reason why she was so popular with the male viewers : her XXL - sized, round eyes.

Another big crowd pleaser were her warm up exercises which always involved her breasts in a big way. Thankfully the camera men were not as catholic as in prude Germany and so we got to see plenty of mega hot bouncing action. I´m sure she shot an entire generation of teenagers through puberty prematurely with her x - rated cleavage antics alone.

With her overdeveloped chest which she displayed freely thanks to her tight uniform´s generous cleavage Diamond would have been perfect as Power Girl and she oozed more sex appeal doing something as simple as climbing up a ladder than other women have being completely naked.

Daimn, I wish I could have had a physio therapist with her build during my rehab back in the day. I would have even paid out of my own pocket for a few tantric oral lingam massage sessions with such a dickdrainer.

Coming back from my Nuru fantasies to Diamond, the best part of the show was when she was in Hang Tough where you could see every inch of her porn body. She always did it so effortlessly and gracefully and I bet she could have given Spider - Man a few pointers about web - swinging.

Her opponent, Michelle " Rack Attack " Ramelot ( with a name that sounds like rammed a lot I´m sure she got worse nicknames than this ), also has nice airbags and I bet a lot of the guys dreamed of being in the middle of that sandwich while venting their sexual frustration pounding their exhausted girlfriend´s / fiancee´s / wife´s / secretary´s / teacher´s / co - ed´s / house maid´s / step sister´s brains out without mercy.

There is not a man on the western hemisphere whose loins were not afire and growing rapily when watching Diamond climb all over her opponent while wishing she would rub her body all over him - only to be interrupted when she finally managed to bring the contestants down.

Just when you had reached the point where you were hard enough to cut diamonds ( I may be permitted a small play of words here ) it was all over and with a bit of luck you had managed to record it with your vcr.

While you can watch the full episode 13 of season four and we have Diamond going up against Michelle Ramelot in Hang Tough at 18:55 minutes. Diamond is also one of the three female gladiators in Powerball at 33:45 minutes but there are no mamm - orable moments in that one.

Now one reason why I haven't done a cult siren entry for Diamond is that I lost all the pictures for the post and aside from the few animated GIFs that I had already used in some posts where I did a short feature on her there was not much stuff I could have put in said post. Because besides the pictures I had also lost all of the bookmarked videos on YouTube and so far I wasn't able to find new ones so making the post was not possible.

But just when I thought I could put the whole thing on ice forever I found a channel that has most of the full episodes ( ! ) and in high quality ( !! ) of American Gladiators so I went through the episodes and I included the breast ones in the bonus section of my THORSDAY WITH RON FRENZ post.

Which were all the episodes with the classic Diamond boobie highlights.

Now I won't say that there has been no new American Gladiators content on the blog since then because I have posted some episodes of Saturday Morning Cartoons that included an episode of American Gladiators as a bonus content even if Diamond is wearing her least favourable outfits.

If she is even in it. But with all the problems in my personal life the time I can spend on making posts has become shorter and shorter so I never included the next episodes of American Gladiators. Then an anonymous source included a link to a Deviantart gallery with GIFs of Diamond and her bouncing boobs in the comment section of a recent post about Alan Davis EXCALIBUR with Chris Claremont and I promised to use them asap.

So here we are again and since I have already posted the breast episodes in the aforementioned THORSDAY WITH RON FRENZ post I am including three new episodes from the second level of the Diamond appearances.

Meaning that she does appear in theses episodes but her parts are short.

I have also bookmarked a few episodes from the third level which are all the episodes where Diamond appears but she doesn't get a lot of screen time or the ones where she does not appear and the focus is on other female gladiators like Lace who displays a cleavage to rival Diamond's.

Speaking of Diamond's boner - inducing cleavage in our first episode we have another signature move by the blonde brabuster which is squeezing her boobs together. Many a horny male dreamed about Diamond applying this technique to their throbbing schlong for a few hours until they cum.

It's the twentieth episode from season four and Diamond's breast part happens during Breakthrough & Conquer which starts around 43:35 minutes in. Diamond participates also in Powerball at 8:35 minutes but sadly the on screen titles cover her while she is doing her patented boob stretch. There is some footage of her tussling with the candidates but apart from a very quick shot with a good glance at her overflowing tight cleavage there are no memorable Diamond moments in that discipline.

Apart from that there is only a short bit with Diamond at the penalty pit of the eliminator as the episode shows other female gladiators instead.

In our next episode Diamond's breast moment is around 5:35 minutes during Beakthrough & Conquer where Diamond bumps her fists but there is also a great shot of her at the beginning of the discipline and perfect views of her body, legs and butt while wrestling with the contenders and we have two Diamond events back to back as Breakthrough & Conquer comes directly after Powerball which starts at 3:05 minutes with another good shot of Diamond right away. There is some incredible boob bounce action by Diamond in this but sadly the camera doesn't zoom in on her.

Apart from that this episode introduces female gladiator Lace with her most watched segment at the beginning of the show at 2:40 minutes.

In our last new episode Diamond's breast moments are in Joust around 33:55 but she is also in the maze - at 3:20 - and opens Powerball the breast way ever with a nice boob bounce at 19:55. There are however not a lot of good shots of Diamond there except for some slow motion.

Now I have to cut this short and leave the rest of the Diamond episodes from season 4 for the next time but not before including another video that tells you everything about the history of American Gladiators. I also have to mention that in my opinion American Gladiators was one of the most feminist shows of the 90s because it not only showed women of different body types as beautiful and athletic it also did not treat the female contenders as less worthy than the male participants by having them compete in the same disciplines instead of making up different disciplines for the men and the women like some of the modern shows.

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Coming back to Captain America we have a short 101 video about his shield and when I say short I mean that it does mention how Captain America's shield was destroyed during the Fear Itself crossover but not much else. Thankfully those fans who want to know how the shield got destroyed, how Tony Stark fixed it with uru metal ( yup, the same metal Thor's hammer is made of - or at least used to be since I haven't read an issue of Thor since Disney started the let's - turn - Jane - Foster - into - every - nordic - goddess - there - is - and - ignore - all - other - nordic - goddesses - like - Sif crap ) and how the whole shebang got ignored by every writer afterwards can check out Brian Cronin's newest instalment of his Comic Book Legends Revealed series at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES .

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ONCE YOU HAD BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK or FRESH TITS OF BEL AIR

Of course he is best known from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air where he got to star alongside afro american 40C - 22 - 35 aphrodite Tatyana Ali.

She played Ashley Banks and was a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are only a few people who can´t recite the title song in their sleep ) as she grew from a cute little girl into an incredible teenage sexmachine in front of the entire planet.

Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness.

Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe he never put Tatyana's blooming and booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.

Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.

To tell the truth if I would have been in Will Smith´s position I would have relentlessly tamed Tatyana Ali in all the positions especially if we felt like brother and sister but we were not related. Heck, I probably would have tapped that even if she had been my real sister. It must be one of the most incredible displays of willpower ( no pun intended but that would be a great title for an autobiography ) that he didn´t pound her blossoming teenage porn body into submission six ways to Sunday.

Daimn, nubian wet sex dream Tatyana Ali definitely has one of the best all natural ( ! ) racks in Hollywood and she still looks absolutely terrific.

The only other explanation for not using Tatyana Ali as his personal blow up sex doll during every break until she became his willing sex slave is that whenever Tatyana got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls on set.

Like buxom dicktamer Yunoka Doyle who played Ashley Banks´ early blooming bosom buddy Keesha - with a big emphasis on the bosom part - and probably spent the rest of the day after everybody else had left screaming at the top of her huge lungs as Will banged her brains out.

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So this is the final part with the new videos of all natural 40C - 25 - 33 Busenwunder Ana Morgade which means we have only the best of the breast which is saying a lot with such an ultimate men milking machine.

Longtime followers of the blog know that I mentioned her quite a few times on the blog but I don't think I ever did the obligatory comicbook movie casting for Ana Morgade an in light of Today's topic I am doing a special one with female characters from the Captain America universe.

The first and most obvious one on my list is Madame Hydra a. k. a. Lady Viper, who I think once even became the leader of the Serpent Society for a brief period of time. This fellatio prone femme fatale who even tricked Wolverine into marrying her ( he was more than lucky to survive the wedding night in more ways than one as Madame Hydra insisted on Wolverine fulfilling his matrimonial duties to her several times that night ) has mostly been a part of the terrorist Nazi organisation Hydra.

Ana Morgade not only has all the physical attributes to bring this tit - tilating terrorist to life I also think she would have a blast playing a bad girl and I can just picture her fighting for the top position ( pun intended ) within the Hydra organization with leader Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker in an extremely explicit sex scene along the lines of spanish 38D - 25 - 34 porn star Rebecca Linares in the classic Port Of Cock : New Whoreleans.

In the movie I would include a scene where Madame Hydra has captured Captain America - like she did in her first appearance in issue 110 of CAPTAIN AMERICA where she tried to contaminate New York City's water supply - and since regular interrogation techniques fail with Captain America she orders her Hydra underlings to bring him to her secret lair we she immediately subjects Steve to an hour long deepthroat session.

Cap tries his best to fight his oncoming erection but the big breasted bad girl continues to massage his pulsating flag pole with her massive melons in long, slow strokes until Cap becomes hard enough to cut a diamond.

This goes on for days and it is only due to the super serum that grants Steve Rogers superhuman sexual stamina and endurance that he manages not to ejaculate. Now forced to resort to stronger methods of persuasion she orders her men to strap Steve on top of a mechanical bull and then jumps onto him with her legs spread wider than a phillipino prostitute impaling him with such force that he almost comes right there and then.

Once on top of Cap and sufficiently secured by grabbing the reigns with special gloves that don't let go Madame Hydra cranks the electric bull up to eleven and after two long weeks during which she goes through every position of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex and a dozen she made up herself she finally gets Captain America to cum like a fire hose.

It takes another two weeks during which Madame Hydra has poor Steve squirting almost non stop in an attempt to turn him into her obedient Hydra goon but just seconds before she accomplishes that and he has to cave in Captain America is saved by a squad of S. H. I. E. L. D. agents led by Nick Fury and Bucky. Just as they are going to take Madame Hydra away Cap tells the guards to cut her some slack because she may be bad at being good but more than really good being bad which gets him an astonished look by Bucky. On their way out Bucky tells Captain America that he should have been able to get free from the ropes that tied him to the electric bull easily and asks him why he endured two weeks of sexual torture. Nick Fury gives Captain America a knowing smile and Cap's only reply is that he thought that there was still a good part in Madame Hydra he was trying to reach and that she's really a nice girl once you get to know her. I think Ana Morgade would be perfect for this part because she has those accentuated cheekbones women only get from decades of intensive oral deepthroat sex and I would even make the sacrifice to be the stunt cock in the scenes with the electric bull.

Ignoring the most obvious one - Ana Morgade Le Fey - my next candidate is a really deep cut but it won't be a surprise for my longtime followers to see Mother Night on this list since I mentioned a few times what a big impression this ueberbusty nymphomanic sado maso nun clad in skintight leather made on a teenaged Subzero at the height of his sexual power.

While she first appeared in CAPTAIN AMERICA issue 290 - which sported a cover by comic book legend John Byrne - I first came across the nun in CAPTAIN AMERICA issue 356 in which she manages to capture a Captain America whose body has been magically turned into that of a teenager.

Being raised as a roman catholic you just automatically develop sexual phantasies involving bigbreasted nuns and oral sex and the idea of the buxom Mother Night submitting well hung teen runaways to all kind of depraved sexual punishment - in the best sense of the word - got me really very excited even though I knew that they would never show it.

I don't have the time to go into Mother Night's full backstory here - I feel like this would be a good subject for at least one separate spotlight post - but the short version is that she is the daughter of the Red Skull - one of Captain America's all time nemesis - and that Red Skull accelerated her growth from that of an innocent little girl to a fully grown woman.

A fully grown woman with the body of a Playmate Of The Year, giant sized boobs that would make most mega pornstars envious, a perfect bubblebutt that doesn't quit and long legs for miles almost up to her chin. Also the artists always do their best to draw her as appealing as possible but they really make a conscientious effort to highlight her legs.

Besides a red skull Johann Schmidt also seems to have a red neck as he spent all day pumping Mother Night full of spiteful Nazi propaganda and the most potent sex drugs developed by Arnim Zola and spent all night pumping her overdeveloped pornstar body - which he personally gave her through his infernal machines and you just know that he made sure to give her breasts a few extra growth spurts - in all the positions to make her the perfect Nazi agent. So every night the Red Skull was taking his own daughter to Poundtown and to add insult to injury while she had the body of a Penthouse Pet Of The Month she was still a little girl mentally.

Anyway, I didn't know any of that because that happened between issue 290 and 301 of CAPTAIN AMERICA during Paul Neary's run which I skipped for the most part except for some of the SECRET WARS II tie - in issues.

Don't get me wrong, I love Paul Neary's work as an inker especially on EXCALIBUR over Alan Davis but I am not a big fan of his pencil work.

Coming back to Mother Night's melons, again I think Ana Morgade would be perfect to play the busty nympho nun from succubus hell and she would have no problem filling out her outfit that fits like a second skin.

Although I might add a cleavage window to her habit to highlight Ana's huge melons. As for what kind of a scene I would include with her I am not sure because aside from the instance I already mentioned where she manages to capture a teenaged Captain America the only other moment where she has him safely strapped to an operating table ( there are a lot of scenes where a helpless - possible naked - Cap is strapped to some kind of a bed and at the mercy of horny busty women so there must be some kind of kinky bondage fetish going on ) is when has an old decrepit body and none of these scenarios are very promising to me especially in light of the problems it may cause for the movie to include sex scenes between an absolute sexbomb and a teenaged young boy or an old man.

I guess if I would do such a scene I would go for Mother Night having the teenaged Steve Rogers handcuffed to an office chair with a ripped shirt and while she does an erotic striptease for him he is so aroused that he gets a huge erection which instantly turns him back into his adult self.

Seeing that her opponent has left his feeble teenage body behind Mother Night is at first devastated that she lost the tactical advantage of facing off against a physically inferior opponent. But once she gets an eyeful of Cap's pulsating 4th of July rocket ready for lift - off that doesn't stop growing the deepthroat addicted sex freak unleashes all of her superior Nazi sex powers on him making him squirt like a fire hose until she has totally milked him dry to the last drop and he can't get it up anymore completely wearing his dick out in the process. I think Ana Morgade was just born for this kind of explicit sex scenes and as the producer of the movie I would have to insist on rehearsing all of the scenes personally.

Now I got two more candidates for Ana Morgade - this time on the side of the good girls - but since this has become too long we have to do that with the next batch of Ana Morgade videos. Which may be or not in an upcoming Mother Night spotlight post. Continuing the patriotic theme of the post we have the spanish dubbed version of Murder At 1600 with Wesley Snipes and all natural born 41C - 25 - 34 stripteaser Diane Lane.

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WE LOVE A GIRL OUT OF UNIFORM : ERIKA ELENIAK IN UNDER SIEGE !

I am 50 / 50 on Regency Pictures because on one side they produced such absolute toxic trash like PRETTY WOMAN with Julia Roberts but on the other side we have DAREDEVIL with Ben Affleck and brunette all natural 38B - 27 - 35 bra - buster Jennifer Garner ( which I liked ) and more importantly UNDER SIEGE with natural born 38C - 24 - 32 stripper starlet Erika " Double E " Eleniak doing one of the best stripteases in movie history ( about which I wrote at length in my Steven Seagal birthday post from 2020 ). Erika really shows some extraordinary skills which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just the more tragic. Dayyyyyyyumn, the stripper career this girl could have had.

One of the most prominent sexbombs on this blog is without any doubt Erika Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. So it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .

DID STEVEN SEAGAL USE ERIKA ELENIAK LIKE A BLOW UP SEX DOLL ?

People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left that show.

There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - is closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate Steven Seagal wanted to put her bonerinducing body to the test on the casting couch.

" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got an erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "

" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."

Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.

" I learned a lot on the shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "

Now this is a case of a lot of " she said / she said " and I don´t know who tells the truth and who is lying. So I am just going to list a few important facts and let my readers come to their own conclusion. Fact number one : various female co stars of Steven Seagal like Brenda Bakke have gone on record that he tried to use his position to get them to assume the position. Fact number two : it has been 95 percent confirmed that 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer - had to go through all of the extreme positions during a weekend penetration sensation orgasmlympic marathon for her debut role in Out For Justice.

Fact number three : Pamela Anderson has never denied that she partook in the behind the scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons so it would be weird that she would lie where UNDER SIEGE is concerned but openly admit that she tested every male BAYWATCH cast member's dick at least once.

Fact number four : Erika also never denied to have participated in the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where all the guys took turns at pounding her into submission until she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her willing sex slave with whom she also had a relationship in real life. Fact number five : Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 38C - 24 - 32 measurements that left horny viewers drooling and gave all her male co - stars giant erections.

Fact number six : Steven Seagal himself put the role of Jordan Tate into the script of UNDER SIEGE. Fact number seven : Gary Busey went on record that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. Whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika.

There are also some crew members who support Pamela's version :

" Oh, yeah, Steven Seagal surely fucked that Erika Eleniak broad like a two dollar whore who owed him money. I mean, who wouldn't with a body like that ? She should have been making porn movies instead of being in soap operas on tv and she more than proved that she was born for porn with the wild sex marathons in Mr. Seagal's trailer. He had her spreading her legs like a worldclass gymnast for hours and she could really take a lot of punishment. One time I found the slut naked in the shower as she had passed out after an especially intense squirt session."

" You could hear that Mr. Seagal was putting her through the paces as she was being banged against the wall and she had been screaming for hours. When I saw that her eyes were rolling to the back of her head and she was foaming at the mouth I carried the sweaty sexbomb that was still writhing in convulsions to an abandoned set with a giant bed so I could take advantage of that once in a lifetime opportunity. The poor thing was so fucked out of her mind that she assumed all the positions without question and my dick got so hard that I fucked her for six hours straight. Afterwards I brought her back to the shower, cleaned her up and left her in her trailer and it was the best fuck of my miserable life."

The only time that was even close was when I found my step daughter passed out in her bed after going out partying with her girlfriends. She was very well developed for her age and now that I think about it she had a similar body as Erika Eleniak only with bigger boobs. Much bigger boobs, like she could have easily been the star in a Russ Meyer movie."

" Well, she was so drunk that she went straight to deepthroating my cock for two hours when I shoved it down her throat before massaging it with her giant tits until it had grown to three times its normal size. She probably thought she was doing it with one of the rich college boys who sexually assaulted her on campus on a daily basis when she spread her legs wider than a phillipino hooker and I fucked the slut all night long."

" Erika Eleniak has a reputation as a world class blowjob champion which earned her the nickname " the human dickmilking machine ". She is just inhuman when it comes to sucking dick and she can swallow even the biggest erections. Erika can unhinge her jaw like a boa constrictor and she goes to town on a guy´s boner for hours. So whenever there was a short break in the shooting Steven Seagal would back Erika in a corner in a secluded area, pop out her boobs and make her lubricate his dick. "

" One time somebody from the crew surprised them and Erika was on her knees with her giant boobs hanging out and he knew Steven had just exploded in her face. Everything below her nose was covered in cum and there were two thick streams of it coming out of Erika´s nose. It was running down her chest and there was a huge splash between her tits. "

" At this point it was no secret that Steven was slam - fucking Erika at every chance he got and during longer breaks he rushed her into his trailer for " script conferences " but you could hear that he was giving it to Erika in the worst way. Erika was known as a moaner from the set of BAYWATCH but Steven drilled her relentlessly in every orifice and made her a screamer. You could hear her scream at the top of her lungs and the reason why she had no dialogue in some scenes is she was hoarse. "

" Whenever there was a lunch break - which in Steven´s case lasted three hours - or after the crew had left for the day - Steven used and abused Erika like a cheap prostitute. He really stretched out all her holes while making her assume all the positions from the Kama Sutra and a lot of the male crew snuck back onto the set to watch Steven completely wear his dick out on Erika in the midnight sex olympics. "

Speaking of the bra busting BAYWATCH bimbos, among all the things I had to sell or give away to move to Spain were not only the seasons of Baywatch with Carmen Electra but also Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding .

Which was painful because I could not re - watch it and Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.

I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 44D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.

As for Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT, STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but Erika never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham managed that who is built like a porn star for crying out loud !

Then there is the tv movie Ed McBain´s 87th Precinct : Heatwave with Erika Eleniak as Detective Eileen Burke. I think I might have mentioned it before but with my unreliable memory I wanted to include it in this post if I didn´t. I think the series is a remake of an old black and white show .

During a heatwave the police are trying to catch a serial rapist who is working his way through the female populace and because Erika Eleniak is a walking wet sex dream her two - male - partners decide in true chauvinist fashion to use her as bait since she doesn´t let them bang her.

The good news is that the trap is successful at catching the criminal´s attention because who could resist Erika Eleniak´s banging hardbody ?

Sex offender or not. The bad news is that while Eileen´s partner are on a wild goose chase through the city the perverted perp pounds her into submission - not with his fists but his pulsating penis, penetrating the prolific playmate in a plethora of pornographic positions at his pleasure.

Naturally her partners are back when everything is over and because she is ashamed that she let a sex criminal get the drop on her like a rookie despite her police training and she let herself get raped she acts as if nothing happened ( plus if she admits what he did to her she would be taken off the case and could not get revenge ) making matters worse.

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF : BANGING BUSTY BAYWATCH BITCHES !

Well, just two months ago I wrote a lengthy part about all things David Hasselhoff - from 1985's tv movie Terror At London Bridge ( where David co - starred with 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau ) to his portrayal of the OG white Nick Fury in Nick Fury : Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. ( where he appeared alongside brunette 40C - 25 - 35 oral sex addict Lisa " Lucky Lips " Rinna and blonde 38B - 24 - 35 bikini beachbody Sandra Hess ) and everything in - between like the obligatory KNIGHT RIDER video, an episode of Inside Of You with sexy 38B - 24 - 33 cult siren Angie Harmon who wanted to play She - Hulk in a movie and whose acting career was jumpstarted by David Hasselhoff who insisted that she auditioned for the female lead role in BAYWATCH NIGHTS after meeting her on a flight plus the mandatory part about BAYWATCH with a special spotlight on afro - american 40D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham - in the bonus section of my spotlight for Miss Bikini Korea 2019 contest winner Lim So Young .

But for some reason - was it laziness, foresight, dormant ESP or divine intervention - I didn't include the usual part about Erika Eleniak. Man, BAYWATCH really was big in the 90s and THE ultimate babe tv show.

No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.

David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).

Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom 44E - 22 - 34 blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of BAYWATCH in an article from 2003 . Pamela admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion during the insemination season. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask nymfo Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come a - knocking. "

ALL DAVID WANTS TO DO IS ZOOM ZOOM ON ERIKA'S BOOM BOOMS !

I am not 100 percent sure that David Hasselhoff didn't get it on with his female co - stars because while he always insisted that he never agreed to the casting couch sex offers he got from the girls that does not mean that he never had sex with them once they were a part of BAYWATCH.

There are also insiders who claim that during the first year of the show the crew surprised David Hasselhoff with a special birthday gift : the mystery girl. This was a female cast member wearing only long black leather boots, long black leather gloves, a Robin style domino mask and a black dog collar and leash - for when things get intense - whom David would take for a test drive in his trailer before guessing her identity.

This soon became an annual birthday tradition and when it was Erika Eleniak's turn to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker she could not say no even though she was already slam - banging co - star Billy Warlock like a breeding stallion. It is not know if David recognized her right away or had any idea that it was Erika Eleniak but apart from Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Traci Bingham ( whom he turned into his nubian blow up sex doll and sexually assaulted on a daily basis ) this was the only time that he took five attempts to guess the mystery girls identity.

As for Erika Eleniak's experience it seems the combination of sex drugs and alcohol wiped her memory because when she was later asked by a girl what she remembered from the party she said that she must have blacked out after one of the guys gave her a drink - she suspected it may have been spiked - and that somebody must have had one hell of a time wearing his dick out because she could not walk for a week afterwards.

Thankfully her boss David Hasselhoff was very lenient in that regard and gave her plenty of time to recuperate even though she had to grant him a few sexual favours for that. Which strangely enough caused her a few flashbacks of getting her brain slam - banged out six ways to Sunday.

And for more on baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

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Apropos bonerinducing 44E - 22 - 34 Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson , since I already mentioned 90s hit comedy show Married With Children, at the beginning of her big career Pamela Anderson guest - starred in an episode where she appears in Al's dream sequence and gets to wrestle with blonde 39E ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 bra - buster Becky Mullen who was a quintuple threat. Meaning the sexbomb covered five erotic categories.

Longtime blog followers may remember that I mentioned her quite a lot - back when doing the old copy / paste schtick was much easier to do - because she had a lot of connections to other things not only wrestling.

As regular blog visitors know I am a huge fan of the late Andy Sidaris. He was THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHO IS WHO of playmates : 44F Playmate Of The Month Of November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 42D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 40D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 40D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 38C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or also Dona Speir to name just a few.

This list includes Becky Mullen who sadly only appeared in one Andy Sidaris movie Hard Hunted where she played the bikini clad or topless assistant of radio DJ and sex therapist ( in the Andy Sidaris movies as well as in real life ) Ava Cadell. As I said Becky did not return for more Andy Sidaris movies and the role of topless assistant to Ava Cadell in Fit To Kill was given to blonde Busenwunder Sandra Wild who was better known to european audiences as one of the more voluptuous girls who took her clothes off in the adult game / striptease show Tutti Frutti .

Funnily enough Becky Mullen also appeared on Tutti Frutti and there was another girl who was on Tutti Frutti and got naked for PLAYBOY, hasian sexbomb Carolyn Liu who was in 5 Andy Sidaris movies : Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill, Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach. But Becky Mullen was not only on G.L.O.W. as Sally, the farmer's daughter.

Who by the way apparently spent all nigh banging his wife because there were also Amy and Babe who were also billed as the farmer's daughters.

But Becky had bigger aspirations than appearing in an Andy Sidaris movie - as full filling as that may be - and so had many guest stints on tv shows like Renegade, Cybil, MAD TV, Pacific Blue, High Tide or Black Scorpion.

Becky appeared in a few erotic movies like Sinful Intrigue, which is extremely difficult to find because there seem to be at least ten movies with this name and you want to get the right one. In the movie she´s a hot babe who gets taken advantage of by her pervy husband who makes her do some slutty hardcore stuff which she is not comfortable with.

Basically he treats her like a prostitute which is not okay. Even if she has the measurements to be the centerfold of a certain publication for men I already mentioned twice in this post you should treat her with respect.

But her husband is not even trying, I mean no flowers, no presents, no nice dinner, just " Slut up, wife ! " and then it´s " Wham, bang, not even Thank you, Ma´am ! " What a dork. On top of that he cheats on her with every other woman he comes across like his nymphomanic hasian porn masseuse Mai - Ling ( really, like there are no other names for asian women, but that´s Hollywood for you ) played by ultrahot Chona Jason, who gives him a special massage - one of the best scenes of the movie.

Oh, there is one decent guy in the movie who has the hots for Becky Mullen - her neighbour - but of course she keeps him at a distance and only does it with him out of pity when he´s ill. Just like in real life.

The guy who treats her like a prostitute gets to do her every which way day in and day out the whole year while the nice guy finishes last.

There´s some kind of murder story involved but the important thing is that Becky Mullen gets to strut her stuff and wears some kinky outfits. If you have a chance you should watch the movie, it´s quite entertaining and the story doesn´t distract too much from the erotic parts of it. The movie also has an all star cast with a lot of hot babes like erotic movie veterans Lorissa McComas in a lesbian scene and Griffin Drew ( who joins Chona Jason turning her sex massage into a threeway endurance test ! ).