Superman Sunday : José Luis García - López

Since José Luis García - López celebrated his 74th birthday just two days ago and it has been two years since my last spotlight post it´s about time.

Plus it never hurts to put more Superman related stuff on my little blog.

It also gives me a chance to continue my GOODBYE GERMANY series so we start off with my last remaining José Luis García - López covers for Ehapa Verlag´s issues of SUPERMAN BATMAN. Sadly they are not enough for a full blown post so I have also included some australian covers plus some DC COMICS PRESENTS leftovers from our last José Luis García - López tribute.

When DC Comics announced the SUPERMAN`S GREATEST TEAM - UP`S hardcover a lot of people were upset because some of the issues of Superman´s default team - up series DC COMICS PRESENTS were missing.

The reason for that is that they were already reprinted in volume 1 of ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN BY JOSE LUIS GARCIA - LOPEZ. Sadly José Luis García - López hasn´t done many issues of the regular Superman series so volume 2 is made up almost entirely of his ELSEWHERE stories - which are nothing to sneeze at either - but if you want to read the classic Superman team - ups everybody knows and loves volume one is the book you need.

A lot of writers have problems with writing for Superman because they think he is too powerful ( which is not true but let´s not get into that now since I have already written about that subject ad nauseum ) so I would like to know how those creators would approach the following characters who are even more powerful than the Man of Tomorrow.

We continue our retrospective of the classic Superman movies with the last good one. From here on it gets weird. Anyway, the studio interfered so much that there is a separate Richard Donner cut. To tell the truth I haven´t watched the full version but I´m not sure if I liked the parts I´ve seen so far. The scenes looked like they went into a completely different narrative. So maybe the studio was right but I´d have to see the full film.

These days I only include the celebrity birthdays sporadically but those who want to check out my past musings can find the anniversaries from March the 17th up to April the 1st in this Arthur Adams spotlight post from 2019, from March the 18th to April the 5th in this post, and last but not least March the 21st to April the 5th in this Arthur Adams spin - off post .

We continue our trip down memory lane on March the 22nd with Hugo Egon Balder who turned 72. He is of course best known as the host of TUTTI FRUTTI and I love wikipedia because I have never heard it described anywhere else as a soft - porn tits - out show but I guess it kind of was .

One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

GOT ( WALLY ) WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

 

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man would have gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped that there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but so far the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or DIE GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just in 2020 .

 

The problem with TUTTI FRUTTI is that if I finally manage to find some videos of it - or the original show COLPO GROSSO - they have an age restriction and I can´t post them. But a few months back I found some episodes of TUTTI FRUTTI that I CAN post and what´s even better not all of them were deleted. Granted, the best parts had to be cut in order to circumvent the age restriction but you can just use the download links or the links to the uncensored videos that you can find in the text for that.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ). 

Coming back to the topic of our post, Superman fights for truth, justice and the american way. Or at least he used to do until the snowflake SJW generation decided that " the american way " sounded too imperialistic plus it could hurt their bottom line abroad so they changed it to " truth, justice and a better Tomorrow " in the hopes of not offending anyone.

Well, I wonder how long that lasts because sooner or later someone will be offended by " truth " or " justice ". Anyway, Superman USED to fight for truth, justice and the american way and what could be more american than Marvel Comics Team America ? Marvel Comics already had successful comicbook series under its belt with Transformers, G. I. Joe, Micronauts and Rom, Spaceknight so it was not unreasonable that they tried again.

Apropos politically co - retconned characters, as awesome as the following crossover may be I just can´t take the new flat chested Lara Croft serious.

Thankfully there are people who remember what Lara Croft looks like.

We have another episode of Inside Of You with Tom Welling which never gets old. Now as most people know Tom Welling had a great cameo in the Elseworlds crossover where he didn´t wear the Superman costume. And as much as I would have liked to see that you have to keep in mind that he never wore it on Smallville. Speaking of Superman tv shows I really wanted to give the new show a chance but I stopped watching it because for me it´s false advertising. We are promised a new version of Lois & Clark but what we get instead is The Supersons Temper Tantrum Power Hour and that is not something I´m interested in. Longtime followers of the blog know that I´m a big fan of the original Supersons stories but not so much of the political neutered new attempts. While the original stories had some appeal in the " Oh, Dad, stop showing off your super powers, you´re so embarrassing. " vein with Superman Jr. joining forces with Lex Luthor to kill his Dad the new stories are just too much lovey dovey " aw, shucks Daddy is just the best " crap that just makes you want to vomit.

Superman is also called " The Man Of Tomorrow " which is something that has always interested science fiction fans and let´s be honest, although a lot of people don´t see it that way Superman is first and foremost a sci fi story. There are many ways the concept of a hero for the future can be applied and one tv show that went in a different direction was Automan.

Instead of a strange visitor from a super developed alien civilization they took the concept of Tron and flipped it on its head : while in the movie a user was transported into a computer generated universe here we had a computer generated person that was transported into our " real " cosmos.

Now on past occassions I go with the first episode of a series but after checking out the imdb page for Automan I went with the second one because of a certain buxom barkeeper which the blog followers from my generation might remember from the Tom Hanks comedy Bachelor Party.

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 years ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this Alan Davis post about the Legion of Super - Heroes including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way during the shooting.

And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 44F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

Our next video is kind of a re - post but also not and it comes with a bit of an explanation. While I have posted the film I haven´t posted this episode from Creature Features which is less likely to be deleted - at least I hope it is. In regards to the explanation, in Germany there were two Tales From The Crypt movies : one which combined the first episodes from the HBO tv show on the cult comicbooks released by EC Comics in the 1950s and this feature film from 1971 which only shares the title and not much else.

As a big fan of the EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.

I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig . And last but not least last March we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute .

Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic book fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium of comic books ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.

Coming back to the topic of heroes with technological enhancements we have one of my favorite cartoon shows of all times, Bionic Six which is part Fantastic Four, part Partridge Family, part Six Million Dollar Man / Woman.

Sadly there are no full episodes of Bionic Six on YouTube but I found something even better : an episode of the classic Tom & Jerry show.

For Today´s music video I´m going with the OG John Williams theme. I don´t know about you but just hearing it makes me want to reach for some quintessential Superman comicbooks and give them another read.

Besides most of my comicbook collection I didn´t have to let go of a lot of books by Astrid Lindgren. Not because I haven´t read a lot of her books but because I read most of them via the local library and bought only her recent ones. Which is my life hack of Today : check out your local library.

We are closing things out with one of the many adaptions of Astrid´s books. Astrid had a lot of opposition because she promoted the idea of educating children without violence. Which may sound like not such an outlandish concept for Today´s generation but keep in mind that the practice of corporal punishment was still the norm when I went to school.

New to the blog ? Everything you need to know about TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN : top ten posts / more posts of interest / best of the best

How the world of Tomorrow looks like depends in great part on the power of imagination of those that are learning to read right now.

Trade paperback Tuesday : Robert McGinnis

With all the hectic things that are going on in my personal life and the work involved in finishing up a post I completely overlooked that I now would have two DOCTOR WHO related posts in a row so I wanted to do something different to bring a little bit of diversity to my followers.

But instead of the usual comicbook stuff or superheroes I wanted to do something that more people can relate to. As faithful visitors of this little blog know I often come across the best material when I am looking for something completely different and when I am finished writing the post in question that art gets shelved for later use. Which may or may not come.

Well, a few days ago while going through my art folders I combined the material from the folders I had labeled " trade paperback " and " pulp novels " and since I have not posted any of its content I decided to rectify that oversight since none of us really knows how much time we have left.

So this post is kind of a callback to my pre - comicbook - afficionado reading days when I was not bitten by the comic bug and spent my money as easily on horror, crime fiction or pulp novels as on the newest exploits of BESSY, RAHAN - SOHN DER VORZEIT or WASTL. What always caught my attention were the covers of those pulp trade paperbacks which were often very raunchy with the most outrageous and scandalous titles.

But that´s the topic of one of the follow - up posts ( What ? You didn´t think I could fit all of these covers into one post. ) for this one I have decided to do an artist´s spotlight. The only problem is that I am not one hundred percent sure about the name of the artist. And I am not sure if all of the pieces in this post are by the same artist. But there is a common look to them that I remember from those cheap pulps I would come across at newsstands around the world whenever I travel. As far as I could find out his name is probably Robert McGinnis. So here are the covers or art pieces I chose for this post - in some cases I was lucky enough to find the original illustration AND the printed cover - and if you have any additional info on the name of the artist please let me know in the comments below.

 

 

 

It´s been over a week since I started this post and the perfectionist in me was hoping to find one more video but it´s high time to wrap things up.

 

Before we come to the usual assortment of the weird and sexy I wanted to announce a new comic podcast for my german readers. At least I hope it´s new. I´m not always up to date with all things on the german comic front since my late brother was the one who always kept in touch with that. Anyway, for those who haven´t heard about it yet there is a podcast from the guys at BLACK DOG COMICS - one of the two online comic shops where I go to fill the gaps in my comic collection - and as far as I know ( as usual I haven´t had the time to listen to a full episode yet ) it´s hosted by two guys : one who is a comic reader and who who works in a comic shop. You might think that I would be cautious to include a podcast where I can´t give a recommendation but german podcasts about comicbooks are very far between and the ones you can find don´t always last very long.

 

 

Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

 

 

The same goes for every woman where I post a picture. The only problem with that is that very often I don´t know the names of the girls in the pictures I post. Which is either because the name on that picture is the wrong one - which happens more often then you might think - or there is no name on the picture at all. It also might be the case that I came upon the picture while looking for something completely different - as I  already explained in the beginning of this post - and I don´t have the time to put the proper name on the picture. But for all intents and purposes I try to give credit where credit is due whenever I can. And I even had whole posts called WHO`S THAT GIRL ? or UNKNOWN POWER GIRLS ( when the women in question were exceptionally largebreasted ) dedicated to ask or give my readers more information about these unknown sexbombs.

 

 

Which I want to revive for this. Because the same applies to cosplay girls.

 

 

There are the usual suspects who are well known like 38D model Jessica Nigri or the rack - tastic Angie Griffin, one of the few who can give blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her huge hasian 40D porn implants a run for their money with her giant - sized ( and also all natural ! ) 41E double airbags.

 

 

Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.

 

Anyway, Angie Griffin´s massive melons aside ( or not since the following has to do with another hot cosplay girl with plus sized breasts ) I haven´t always had the possibility to credit cosplay girls correctly. Now longtime readers of this blog may remember that I posted this picture of a girl with a rightfully overdeveloped chest cosplaying as Power Girl some time ago.

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or DIE GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just last week .

 

 

In any case, as I said I am kind of obsessed with Power Girl and when that is combined with hot cosplay girls and my sexual fetishes of asian girls and women with extremely big breasts my hormones just kick into overdrive.

 

 

So I just had to post the picture of the well - endowed Power Girl even though I had no idea who she was. Well, as coincidences would have it, just this week while preparing material for a few upcoming posts about SCOOBY - DOO´s underrated sexbomb Velma Dinkley ( and I know there is a part of my audience who is waiting for that since it will be more wall - to - wall sweater puppies than you can shake a Scrappy Doo at ) I found out that this girl is not only real but that her picture was not photoshopped.

 

 

In Today´s world of electronic wonder there is always the suspicion that the pictures were altered when you come across a sexbomb with such incredible measurements and such an unreal breasts - to - hips - to - rest - of - the - body ratio. As further proof I also found a video where she cosplays at a comic convention as Power Girl. Which is a few years old so I must have been living under a rock because I didn´t know of this girl.

 

 

As you can see by the title of the video her name is Sofia Sivan, she´s an american glamour model and while I couldn´t find her full measurements I did find out that her cup size clocks in at a whopping 36G which makes her predestined to cosplay as Power Girl. Besides DC´s superheroine with the biggest breasts she did plenty of other boner inducing cosplays that are guaranteed to pitch a tent in your pants like this one which I thought to be Astrid Lindgren´s famous feminist girl heroine Pippi Longstocking.

 

 

Which is not that far - fetched as it may sound. At least to people from Europe where Astrid Lindgren´s children´s books are standard literature in every public library and Pippi Longstocking is the most famous one of her many female heroines. So a cosplay of her would be instantly recognized.

 

 

Plus cosplayers love to do different takes on characters be it a female version of a male hero, a male version of a female heroine, an entirely new take on a character and adult versions of famous characters are not that uncommon. What´s more, it would make total sense for somebody who is an adult glamour model since it is part of their job to make phantasies come true ( at least as far as legally possible ) and who hasn´t thought about what his favorite childhood heroines would look like all grown up ?

 

There comes a time in every boy´s life when he slowly turns into a man and girls become more interesting than before. And it´s only natural to see things in a new light. So it´s only normal that one begins to see the heroines we know from childhood on with new eyes and imagine which kind of adventures they may have as adults or at least hot teenagers.

 

And with a name like Pippi Longstocking - which sounds almost like Titty Garterbelt - she would probably fit in better in a smutty pulp novel than a children´s book anyway. So what would be the plot of a movie with sexy Sofia Sivan as Pippi Longstocking who has grown up in all the right places ?

 

 

Maybe that she has to regain her incredible power. The movie would open with Pippi roughing up an entire biker gang when suddenly her powers fail her. Soon she is brutally overpowered by the gang and the horny perverts celebrate their victory with a gang bang weekend where they can finally vent all of their accumulated sexual frustration on poor Pippi. Thanks to her guile and wits Pippi manages to escape in the end but her incredible strength is gone. After consulting various lesbian doctors ( whom she has to pay in kind ) in vain a medicine ( played by Angie Griffin ) tells Pippi that to regain her power she must return to Taka - Tuka - Land ( which sounds like a made up euphemism for Sexual - Intercourse - Land if I´ve ever heard one ) and undergo the Bingo - Bongo ceremony with the priests of Mandingo, he - who - is - part - man - and - part - horse.

 

 

Well, if you have paid attention you have noticed that the pictures of Sofia Sivan are labeled as " Wendy " and indeed she is not cosplaying as Pippi Longstocking but as the embodiment of one of the best known fast food restaurant chains - at least in America. Here in Germany it´s not that well known so cut me some slack for assuming that it was somebody else.

Speaking of embodiment, that slight error on my part not withstanding Sofia Sivan´s cosplay is right down my alley and with her giant boobs, crazy body measurements, an ass that won´t quit and her long but muscular legs which she can spread better than a fillipino prostitute it seems to be taylor made for me. As far as the costume goes while the bikini that barely covers her massive melons and the long stockings are a nice touch the best part are the pigtails. You guys know what I´m talking about and there is a reason why the are also called " sex handlebars ".

 

 

There´s nothing like a long and robust pair of pigtails to pick up the pace when a young, barely legal teen with already giant breasts is giving you lip service and it easily turns a lazy fellatrice into a deepthroat enthusiast.

 

 

Another sex position where pigtails come in " handy " is one that has become increasingly popular with women over the last few years and it can really take up your " reverse cowgirl " experience up a notch. One tip : if you want to have a really unforgettable night you may try the old "aids rodeo ". Which consists of waiting until your sex partner is on the cusp of an orgasm to tell her that you are HIV positive and then hold on to dear life and see how long you can stay in the saddle with this bucking bronco.

 

 

But be warned : while it may be the best sex you ever had it is a possible relationship killer so you might want to make sure you only do it on one night stands or the right sex partner, like the big breasted, tight assed, longlegged deepthroat nympho from work who always gives you blue balls.

 

 

You know, that bitchy boss with legs up to her chin and boobs bigger than porn stars who always wears plunging cleavages so that her giant melons are popping out and who always accidentally is topless when she calls you into her office. The one who presses her body against you until you have an erection that is hard enough to cut a diamond but when you try to do something about it she threatens to sue your ass for sexual harassment.

 

 

And since SJWs rule the world there is nothing you can do about it. So if you manage to get that slut drunk enough - and especially if she is your boss and you plan to quit the next day anyway - go for it and dicktame the bitch for all she´s worth. Coming back to Sofia Sivan, of course the best sexual position where you can reap the benefit of pigtails is doggy - style where you would use them like the bridle when you are breaking in a wild filly. With her ASSential ASSets Sofia Sivan is a born natural for getting it from behind and you can plunge deeply into her honey pot with long strokes giving her the whole shaft. But I´m not the only one who thinks being the perfect blow up sex doll for doggy - style was burned into her DNA as she confirmed in an interview that she has problems recalling the faces of her past boyfriends because she is always looking the other way.

 

Another reason why Sofia Sivan´s cosplay as Wendy makes your boner hard enough to cut a diamond is of course the red hair and you know what they say about redheads : You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will never get any sleep with a redhead - because those nympho sluts are naturally born prostitutes and they´ll milk you dry !

 

 

That´s one of the things that really bugged me about Mark Millar´s SPIDER - MAN story for MARVEL KNIGHTS ( you can find out what else bugged me in this post from my COMICBABE BATTLE - SULTY SPIDERBABES round ).

 

 

So there is this scene where Peter Parker and Mary Jane attend a class reunion and some of Peter´s old classmates are not stunned but outright shocked to find out that old bookworm Parker is married to a supermodel.

 

 

What´s even more ridiculous is that they have no idea where Peter Parker found her. Hello ? Reality check here. If they were in the same class as Peter and Peter was in the same class as MJ then ergo they must have been in the same class as MJ. And they never noticed her ? That´s very hard to believe since MJ was always portrayed as the ultimate party girl with a body to match in the original comics. So believe me, a stunning redhead who dresses like a playmate - looks the part - and who likes to party hard would have been the center of attention wherever she goes.

 

 

And it´s not like she was the ugly duckling or anything. Plus, they weren´t very subtle about MJ´s effect on men. In AMAZING SPIDER - MAN 59 Mary Jane starts working at a club as a go - go dancer and Gwen Stacy´s Dad is one of the club goers and he really likes her " dancing " and comments that he can´s wait for her to " dance " again. In fact is was Mary Jane Watson shaking her moneymakers like there´s no Tomorrow who awakens Norman Osborn´s lust and thereby his resting Green Goblin persona in issue 96. So people outside of the school were aware of MJ´s sex appeal so you can be sure that everybody on campus wanted to dicktame this blow up sex doll.

 

 

My, oh my, once again things have gotten away from me ( as always with busty sexbombs ) but I promise, I will make a full cosplay spotlight on living blow up sex doll Sofia Sivan as soon as I have gathered enough material.

 

Now for those who think such a movie like Pipi Longstocking - Return To Tittyfuckyland would never be made Bad Movie Reviews presents The Perils Of Gwendoline In The Land Of The Yik - Yak, a french 80s action comedy turned skin flick by Just Joking, I mean Just Jaeckin, responsible for such iconic ssex movies like Lady Chatterley´s Lovers ( with Silvia Kristel ), History of O ( with Corinne Cléry who also starred in the movie adaption of Die Sturmtruppen ) and the first O.G. Emanuelle movie which cemented Silvia Kristel´s reputation as the first queen of soft sex movies.

 

 

It also started a whole movie franchise and got such incredible sexbombs like Laura Gemser ( as Black Emanuelle ), 34D - 24 - 34 Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 Monique Gabrielle ( who also starred in Bachelor Party ), Nathalie Uher ( the youngest german PLAYBOY playmate with sixteen in September of 1984 and also the youngest actress to portray the role of nympho Emanuelle with twenty ) and 36C - 24 - 36 baywatchable beach body Krista Allen ( who played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies ) to take it all off for the betterment of mankind.

 

 

While Gwendoline doesn´t have as much sexual content as the other movies by Just Jaekin it´s not the fault of the main actress and they really have somebody who was born to star in adult movies with 40B - 24 - 33 brunette brabuster Tawny Kitaen ( she also was in Bachelor Party ) whose legspreading stripper antic in Whitesnake´s music video Here I Go Again were the inspiration for generations of music video kittens to do the splits like Betsy Lynn George in Billy Idol´s music video Cradle Of Love.

 

 

This review gives you a good idea what a Pippi Longstocking soft sex movie directed by Russ Meyer with Sofia Sivan as Pippi and Yaya Han as Annika might have looked like. And if you think this shouldn´t be part of a blog that´s - mainly - about comicbooks, the movie is loosely based on the bondage comic Sweet Gwendoline by Willie and the graphic designer for the movie was none other than belgian comic artist François Schuiten.

 

 

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

 

Since we already have a cosplay video with Sofia Sivan and I still wanted to include something with Angie Griffin here is one about snacks we miss ( it also has Angie sporting the mother of all cleavages ). There don´t seem to be any new videos - which has something to do with a crazy stalker and death threats - but don´t worry, there are many videos I haven´t posted.

 

 

This is again for my german readers : I am not sure if I have posted any videos from this channel which combines comedy with sexy babes.

 

 

I didn´t want to add another UNKNOWN POWER GIRLS DISCOVERED part to this post but the MILF blow up sex doll with the giant melons who plays the private tutor in the video above is 27 years old former physician´s assistant turned 34F porn star and webcam model Jacky Valentine .

 

 

While many women want bigger breasts like Jacky Valentine who had her boobs enhanced for her job there is also the other side like 20 year old Meike from Berlin who already has a HH ( Holy hooters, Batman !!! ) chest and has to deal with constant catcalling and stares from drooling guys.

 

 

Now for those who HAVEN`T skipped the cult siren part in which sex positions pigtails come in handy as " sex handlebars " you may ask yourself how to be sure if your sex partner is better suited for a one night stand or lends more to long term relationship material. And while I never claimed to be an expert on women there is somebody else who can help you there.

 

 

I couldn´t mention Pippi Longstocking without including at least one video. I was looking for the cartoon series but instead I found this.

 

 

Here we have a different video than usual but with the lockdown we all have more time to try out this recipe for the Pippi Longstocking pancakes.

 

 

We close things out with the only full episode of the tv series I found.

 

 

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There isn´t room enough for my whole horse on that little snip of paper.