As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.
I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .
And back in March 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute .
Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.
One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .
Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.
Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kutzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.
So, coming back to the topic of this post and Al Feldstein you might ask why I chose him and the answer is more that I didn't chose him it was the other way around. I don't know if I already mentioned this in any of my new posts but my laptop seems to have finally left his mortal coil which means that for the time being I have lost my entire picture archive. And yes, that includes everything from EC Comics. Which makes you probably wonder how I am able to make this post. Well, I'm really glad you asked.
As I explained - probably ad nauseum so my regular followers are already bored about it - when I'm writing my posts I do a lot of research - cross the dots to make sure everything I write is correct - and I find a lot of pictures that way. Which more often then not end up in spin - off posts.
Well, Yesterday I was working on my post about all natural 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 34 bikinin beach body par excellence Hannah Palmer and looking for some new pictures to add about canadian 38C - 24 - 34 Cylon nympho sex bot Tricia Helfer but mostly korean 38B - 25 - 35 knockout Grace Park - who both appeared on the new revamped Battlestar Galactica tv show.
One of the things that always bugged me on Battlestar Galactica was the idea that the humans created the cylons. Although it would explain why two of the models were hot sexbombs like Tricia Helfer and Grace Park.
On the other side the cylons would never had to go to war against the humans because if you have an unlimited amount of copies of Tricia Helfer and Grace Park there is no male who can resist you. I guess those toasters were still lacking in basic knowledge about us horny humans.
Because there is an episode of Third Rock From The Sun where they try to gain control of the world´s governments by sending in a squad of women who all look like bikini models. And when you have seen this episode and know that the toasters on Galactica have hot models like Tricia Helfer and Grace Park it makes the war against humanity and death to humans and violence thing seem unnecessary and over the top.
Anyway, since I am always trying to put more comicbook content on the blog ( which some of my readers may find hard to believe ) I thought there must be some cool comic covers about a horde of big breasted bikini clad alien super sexbombs taking control of planet Earth but since I didn't have my picture archive I had to go to the internet to look for it.
Well, if you have ever looked for something specific on the interwebs you know that you find everything else before you find what you are looking for. So I had to narrow it down and as I usually do I went for the classics thinking there must be some issue of EC Comics WEIRD SCIENCE, WEIRD FANTASY or WEIRD SCIENCE FANTASY that fits the bill here, right ?
So to make a long story short, usually I don't pay much attention to everything I find but since I had to basically start my picture archive from scratch I grabbed everything I could. After putting everything in order I thought about what would fit the Halloween theme and the most likely candidates - where I had found the most material - were Ghost Rider, Doctor Strange, horror comics in general or horror comics from EC Comics. I was a bit hesitant to go with the last one because I didn't have enough material for a full post but with a bit of effort I could solve that problem. And since all of this started with me looking for covers from EC Comics science fiction titles most of the art I found was by Al Feldstein.
Now one of the reasons why I said that Al Feldstein is underrated is that his art style is not as flashy and popular as some of the other EC artists and the reason why I said that he is one of the most visible is that he created many of the iconic covers. Al started as an artist but soon began to write and quickly began editing most of the EC titles. At first he wrote and drew one story per comic plus covers but he finally decided to focus on writing and editing and only drawing covers. From 1950 through 1953 he edited and wrote for seven EC Comics titles. As editor he tackled topics like racial prejudice, rape, domestic violence, police brutality, drug addiction and child abuse at a time when radio, tv and the movies wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. He also published the first work of writer Harlan Ellison and encouraged the artists to maintain their own style which in turn led to EC Comics' unique appearance.
As I already mentioned Frederic Wertham's witch hunt forced Bill Gaines to close EC Comics most successful titles which led to the creation of MAD which Al Feldstein edited for 29 years during which the circulation multiplied more than eight times and many iconic MAD mainstays like Don Martin, Mort Druker, Dave Berg or Al Jaffe joined the ranks of MAD.
One last thing, since Al Feldstein did a lot of science fiction covers we don't have just horror stuff in this post but since it is EC Comics' brand of weird science fiction fantasy I guess it's still apt for a Halloween post.
And seeing as Al Feldstein did work for the entire palette of EC Comics' publishing line there are some original art pages where I could not find the corresponding colour pages because besides the better known series like TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE VAULT OF HORROR and THE HAUNT OF FEAR there are not many websites which bother with the other titles like A MOON, A GIRL ROMANCE - from which's 12th issue I found some pages.
With that said let's get to it. Good Night out there, whatever you are.
As always I have to give kudos to the fine folks at ComicartFans and Heritage Auctions who made this post possible. Most of the pictures in this post are from those two websites except of the original art from the story Made Of The Future from Weird Science 5 which I found on BLACK N WHITE AND RED ALL OVER and all the color pages which are courtesy of MARS WILL SEND NO MORE . You might also drag your rotting corpse over to INSIDE JEFF OVERTURF'S HEAD where you can find a lot of stories from the early days of MAD Magazine like Dragged Net from MAD 3, Ping Pong from MAd 6, Shermlock Sholmes from MAD 7, Woman Wonder from MAD 10, Poopeye by from MAD 21, Edgar Allen Poe's poem The Raven , Mole and Ganefs all done by Will Elder, The Lone Stranger Rides Again by Jack Davis from MAD 3 and Flesh Garden by Wally Wood from MAD issue 11.
Additionally FOUR COLOR SHADOWS 2.0 has the Archie spoof Starchie by Will Elder from MAD issue 12 and 13TH DIMENSION has 13 MAD covers by Harvey Kurtzman and an obituary on Al Feldstein . And speaking of MAD magazine's Jack Davis, he's one of the artists who were interviewed for the one hour and a half long 2004 documentary Tales From The Crypt : From Comicbooks To Television alongside Marie Severin, Jack Kamen, Al Williamson , director George Romero and EC historian Roger Hill that was released as a bonus feature on the long out of print director's cut DVD.
While HBO's Tales From The Crypt tv show was a pretty big success the company didn't fare as well with their ventures to the silver screen.
Granted, Bordello Of Blood - which had such ultimate sexbombs like ravishing 40C - 24 - 36 redhead Angie Everhart and baywatchable 38C - 24 - 32 beachbabe Erika Eleniak ( who is best known for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE and you can read more about her in my original cult siren entry for her from 2014 and the updated reposts from 2015 , 2016 and 2018 as well as in my Traci Banghim tribute post from 2020 and my Steven Segal birthday post from 2020 ) who both did appear naked in PLAYBOY magazine among its eclectic cast - got a ton of airtime on tv in the 2000's Demon Knight from 1995 didn't fare as well.
And for me it is the best movie in the Tales From The Crypt film trilogy with a cast that included Billy Zane - who did a great job in the movie adaption of Lee Falk's Ghost That Walks in 1996s The Phantom - and afro american 40C - 24 - 35 aphrodite Jada Pinkett Smith as well as the great Thomas Haden Church - whom you may recognize as antagonist Lyle Van de Groot in the first George From The Jungle movie with Brendan Fraser, Sandman Flint Marko in the Spider - Man movies or most probably Ned Dorsey from Ned And Stacey one of the best tv sitcoms that ever aired - nubian 36D - 22 - 33 sex goddess and Baywatch bra buster Traci Bingham ( who is one of my favorite tv sexbombs of all times which is why she got her own cult siren entry in 2013 and semi - annual updated re - posts in 2014 , 2016 , 2017 , 2018 and 2020 ) who also posed naked for PLAYBOY magazine multiple times and last but not least buxom 38B - 24 - 35 blonde Brenda Bakke who played the sexy MILF teacher we would all love to get some oral lessons from in the horror series American Gothic .
Now you might ask yourself why I talked about a trilogy but most people don't even know that 2002s Ritual starring Dirty Dancing's Jennifer Grey and Tim Curry was part of the Tales From The Crypt cinematic universe.
I have to admit that I had my doubts if I should include another episode of Tales From The Cryptkeeper ( or Tales From The Crypt how it was called in Germany ) because it has nothing to do with the original source material. It doesn't have any of the typical EC Comics tropes, surprise endings, it doesn't apply the art style and all blood, gore, dark humour, profanity and sexual content was removed so I wonder why do the series at all instead of making a milksop children's tv show like Goosebumps ? In any case I guess it can still serve as another example of bad children's tv.
We come to an example of unsanitized good tv entertainment with MAD TV's animated adaption of Antonio Prohias eternal Spy vs Spy battle.
There are a lot of Halloween related cosplay or try - on haul videos on my YouTube playlists but this one had the most comicbook and pop culture related costumes. Plus, Toni Camille is built like the ultimate sex machine. If anybody knows where I can find the measurements of this living blow up sex doll please do let me know in the comments below.
Well, it's official now, somebody - probably a woman - is getting her kicks by constantly flagging my posts as not safe for work with blogger.
At first I thought it might be that there is actually something in my posts that is what blogger calls " sensitive content " but every time I submit it for another check - without any changes - it gets the green light. And it gets inmediatelly flagged as NSFW again. With which I don't have a big problem when they are finished but it really gets annoying when I am trying to finish up a post like this one. Now mind you, when this one gets flagged there are still five more unfinished posts I can work on but once I have finished them things get more complicated. Now you might say that it is possibly not just one person who flags my posts but with 62 regular followers and around 50 daily clicks the audience of this blog is limited.
And it would be a big coincidence if every time my post gets cleared somebody else flags it as NSFW. It also only happens with the posts I'm currently working on and not with my older posts which contain much more material that could be considered NSFW. And to show you that I'm not making this up here is a little timeline of the NSFW flagging of this.
It was first reported at blogger for containing " sensitive content " on the first of November at 17:53 hrs and green lighted at 17:57 hrs, flagged again at 17: 59 hrs and greenlit again at 18:40 hrs, flagged again at 18:49 hrs and given the thumbs up at 20:25 hrs, reported as NSFW again at 20:33 hrs and declared SFW now on the second of November at 2:34 hrs.
Continuing on November the 2nd this post was again flagged as NSFW at 10:29 hrs - I guess she's not a morning person - and unflagged at 10:34 hrs, flagged again at 10:36 hrs unflagged at 11:47 hrs, reported as NSFW again at 15:52 hrs ( probably had to eat dinner and do some errands ) and declared free to go again at 17:16 hrs, flagged again at 17:58 hrs and unflagged at 18:11 hrs, flagged at 20:52 hrs and unflagged at 21:09 hrs, flagged at 21:11 hrs and unflagged at 03:15 on November the 3rd.
Which brings us to the third day of flagging this post as NSFW. Flagged again at 10:18 hrs ( again after breakfast ) and unflagged again at 10:29 hrs, flagged again at 10:30 hrs and unflagged again on November the 4th at 05:29 which brings us to Today. So far this post has been flagged at 13:53 hrs unflagged at 16:58 hrs and just now flagged again at 17:11 hours. Now you can't tell me that this is not the same person. In any case, unknown annoying sexually repressed internet person who has nothing better to do than report my posts as NSFW this part is for you.
Little update : I'm still trying to finish up this post on November the 6th at 21:00 hrs and in the meantime the post has been given the green light on November the 5th at 02:19 hrs, reported as NSFW again at 14:14 hrs, unflagged again at 14:21 hrs, flagged again at 14:23 hrs, unflagged again at 17:45 hrs, flagged at 17:51 hrs and unflagged again Today at 2:32 hrs.
As far as Today goes the post was again reported as containing " sensitive material " at 16:25 hrs, declared completely safe for all audiences again at 17:53 hrs, flagged again at17:55 hrs, unflagged again at 18:02 hrs, flagged again at19:08 hrs, unflagged again at 20:30 hrs and immediately flagged again at 20:32 hrs and currently I am waiting for the post to be unflagged again while I am still working on it. Sooner or later one of us is going to tire of this and I swear by all that's unholy to us it won't be me.
SILK STALKINGS, RANDY RENEGADES AND SEX STARVED SECRETARIES
Next we come to a very special episode of Silk Stalkings - or Palm Beach Duo how it was called on german tv for some reason. The germans have this weird habit of replacing the original title that would not make much sense if it were translated correctly with another english title that does not make much sense either and doesn't tell you much about the series.
I mean, the Palm Beach Duo could be any number of two persons and you don't even assume that they are a man and a woman or that they are cops. Granted, translating the word stalkings - which in the original title replaces the similar sounding stockings - is difficult but they didn't even try to come up with something similar like Die Geile Straps Patrouille.
Anyway, one of the main appeals of the series - besides brunette 37C - 27 - 34 bra buster Mitzi Kapture ( who also had the lead role in the third installment of the ex hooker turned college student Angel movies which boasted 34D - 22 - 34 b - movie boob queen Betsy Russell in part two and 34D - 26 - 35 Penthouse Pet Samantha Phillips whose best role was Samantha Maxx, the busty blonde with the high squirt factor in Andy Sidaris babes, bras and bullets skin flick The Dallas Connection a.k.a. Deadworks and you can read more about all that at length in my Bill Sienkiewicz NEW MUTANTS MONDAY post from May 2020 ) - were the dozens of busty girls and bikinis were a required requisite on that show.
I guess that was due to the success of Baywatch. Or maybe the producer just knew what male viewers wanted to see : scantily clad bikini babes.
The show also had one of my all time tv crushes Janet Gunn amongst its cast - who even makes a mega hot appearance in a bikini YOWZA ! - and the only reason why I haven´t done a full cult siren feature on Janet is that I don´t have enough good material from the tv series Dark Justice.
The reason why Janet is on my list of all time tv crushes is that she not only appeared in her first episode in a stunning dress with a plunging cleavage that perfectly displays her protruding puppies, she also tried to hit on a guy in a bar using every inch of her sexy body to drag him to the nearest hotel to bang his brains out. Not because she´s a hooker ( which Janet could easily pull off with her pornstar body ) but because she´s one of these women paid to test if a guy is faithful. Which in my opinion is one of the biggest scams in history and I openly call foul on this fake.
Now I know that women can be suspicious and want to know if their guy is faithful. The thing I am questioning is how realistic these scenarios really are. Take me for instance, how big are the chances that a blonde Busenwunder like Janet would talk to me less look at me ? To women in general I am invisible and if they notice me at all it´s with this certain disgust in their eyes. So if a sexbomb like Janet would suddenly engage in a conversation with me and manage to convince me to go to a no - tell motel room with her to partake in her special midnight olympics ( which would take her all of five seconds ) how is this an accurate unfolding of an encounter in real life ? No, for me this is a cheap schtick especially since the women who are hired for this use every dirty trick in the book.
I know that there are guys who stay faithful to their women no matter what but in my opinion a woman who is trained in the right techniques of seduction can get any guy to go to a motel with her and tame him.
Anyway, that was one totally unrelated rant so let´s get back to our particular dicktamer in question Janet Gunn on Dark Justice. Her first episode is Lush Life, episode 5 of season 2 and so far I couldn´t find it.
I mean, try to find something on YouTube with the words lush and life.
The best clip with her I could find ( apart from her incredibly steamy sex scene in Night Of The Running Man ) is from episode 5 of season 3 of Silk Stalkings where Janet Gunn briefly appears in a bikini and last time I had to resort to the french version. Because while there are a lot of episodes of seasons 3 and 4 in english the episode is blocked at least in Germany.
So how is it that I can suddenly include the full episode here ? Cheese, mein Freund, I am glad you asked. A few days ago I came upon an even more rare YouTube find : the complete pilot episode of one of my most cherished nostalgic super hero tv shows ever The Greatest American Hero. Longtime followers of the blog know that I have posted an epìsode whenever I find one and most of them have been deleted over the years.
So some time later I thought that maybe I should check out the channel and see if they had any other interesting episodes and that's when I fell into the rabbit hole. Not only can you find dozens of episodes from The Greatest American Hero but also a whole plethora from Wiseguy, The Commish ( is the series really THAT good because there are a ton of episodes ? ), the aforementioned Silk Stalkings, Stingray and 21 Jump Street ( two shows I am very familiar with since they are two of my favorite shows from that time ) and last but not in any way the least Hunter. Oh so many episodes of Hunter. I have to confess I have never seen a lot of the episodes and the only thing I know about it is that real life 34DD - 24 - 33 Power Girl Lauren Lane appears in some episodes.
And since a mere animated GIF can't do the real thing justice here is episode 14 from season 6 of Hunter called Under Suspicion in which Lauren Lane appears in this ultimate Fuck Me ! dress - at 45:50 mins.
SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL CONTENDER LAUREN LANE AS C C BABCOCK
Busenwunder Lauren Lane is of course best known as cougar C. C. Babcok ( although she's more of a DD girl ) on The Nanny where her talents were criminally underutilized. In my opinion the producers wasted most of her potential in that role. I know that to have a story in the series Mr. Scheffield has to be oblivious to her sex drive but even the writers surrendered to this even if it was only on a subconscious level.
That´s the one thing that didn´t work for me : how can any sane guy be even remotely interested in a below average looking woman like Fran Drescher who on top has one of the most annoying voices I ever heard ?
I mean, the first time I heard it I was completely shocked and there is no way any guy can keep it up when hearing that nagging voice. Man, Fran Fine must be a world class expert at deepthroating dicks because that is the only way to prevent her voice from ruining the mood. I guess Mr. Scheffield must be into some kinky stuff like gagging her because I see no other way how sex with Fran Fine is possible. That's just the worst.
Especially when you have a living blow up sex doll with a body that makes porn star envious at your beck and call. Originally the writers wanted to call her DD Babecock but that would´ve been too on the nose.
I mean actress Lauren Lane could easily pull off Power Girl´s magical boob window and who would pass on the chance to be handcuffed to the bed of a sex goddess whose biggest desire is to bang your brains out ?
Man, if I was in Mr. Scheffield's place and my secretary was blonde men milking machine Lauren Lane with her huge breasts like giant melons, an ass that won't quit, legs for miles almost up to her chin which she also can spread better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due and the perfect blowjob lips who constantly flashes her big boobs and simulates oral sex with a big banana to get me erect I couldn't get any work done.
IF I COULD HAVE C. C. LIKE MR. SCHEFFIELD COULD HAVE HAD C. C.
You know that blonde nymphomaniac C C really puts the dick in dictation - preferably Mr. Sheffield's dick - and how she would go about it is she would start off the meeting wearing a regular business suit. Then she would complain about the heat in the room and instead of opening a window she would start slowly unbuttoning her blouse, revealing her huge knockers in a push up wonder bra that is at least three sizes too small so that her firm funbags look twice as big as they really are.
After dangling her huge XXL hooters in his face for a while C C - or Miss Babecock if you are nasty - would unpack her giant - sized woman things and squeeze Mr. Sheffield's erect boner between them and give him a deepthroat boob massage with her massive melons until his hot rod has grown to three times its size and become hard as unto a thing of iron.
Once he got hard enough to cut diamonds C C would lie down on the desk with her head back so she can give Mr. Scheffield a deepthroat blowjob swallowing the entire shaft. It's no coincidence her nickname in college was Amanda D. P. Throat and Kim Blasinger with the germans.
At that point she would jump on his huge schlong with her patented flying split spin leap where she does a frontal somersault followed by a split leap only with the difference that she keeps her legs split open so she can use the full force of the impact to impale herself on his rock hard boner. Once he has had a moment to recover she starts to rotate on his boner like a propeller with her legs still split, sliding up and down while also girating her hips increasing the speed and intensity and just when he is about to squirt his load slowing down the pace, riding him reverse cowboy style with long intense strokes before going through all the positions of the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex she learned from her private tutors and a few dozen that she came up with herself.
Man, with a private secretary like C. C. Babecock who was born for porn and who has more curves than the Nuernburgring I would go on made up business trips to non - existing conventions in exotic locales at least twice a month - especially if she has a pornstar body like Lauren Lane.
Although I guess the scenery would not be that important since I would not let her leave the five star hotel anyway. What am I saying ? Forget leaving the hotel. I would not let her leave the bedroom period. Only for such important things like toilet breaks, showering and taking in some nourishments. Then it would be back to the bed where I would slam - bang - Thank - You - Ma'am her brains out six ways to Sunday all day.
I would also be looking for a nanny but in my case it would be to keep the kids entertained while I sexually assault my big breasted secretary 24 / 7 pounding every orifice until the blonde is my obedient sex slave.
C. C.'S BOOB CRUISE or HOW SHE EARNED THE NAME C. C. BABECOCK
I think there was an episode of The Nanny where the whole gang went on a ship cruise and if I had been the writer Niles would have implemented another one of his pranks on C. C. and secretly switched Miss Babcock's tickets so she would end up on a boob sex cruise ship with hundreds of drunk, horny and well hung college students instead but C. C. uncovered his plan and to win over Mr. Sheffield she switched all of their tickets.
Then she would trick Fran Fine into entering a wet t - shirt competition and this would be the decisive moment when Mr. Sheffield sees C. C. 's giant beach balls completely naked and bouncing wildly up and down for the first time and realizes he has been wasting his time with the wrong woman when he had such an ultimate dicktamer around all the time.
But Miss Babecock's plan would backfire because a few dozen juvenile serial rapists obsessed with busty MILFs would insist on celebrating her victory - which else would you expect with a big breasted blonde wet sex dream like Lauren Lane crushing the wet shirt contest ? - in their cabin.
And after getting her drunk enough to handcuff her to the bedpost the students went completely crazy taking turns tag - teaming her up to five or six guys at a time, drilling her in every orifice of her body with their huge monstercocks using her like a blow up sex doll from the break of dawn till the sun comes up for the two remaining weeks of the cruise.
Sometimes these shows make no sense and I think that it´s poetic justice that the trusty butler got to dicktame this blonde sex freak in the end.
There are also dozens of episodes of Renegade and anybody who visits my blog for a longer period of time knows that I am not a big fan of it.
BORN FOR PORN : RENEGADE SUICIDE BLONDE KATHLEEN KINMONT
For me the only reasons to watch Renegade are the many hot sexbombs who frequently guest star on the show but most of all Lorenzo Lama's ex wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper super star Kathleen Kinmont .
She is hampered by the restrictions of tv censorship but if you want to see her turn into a total nympho slut without any sexual inhibitions check out The Corporate Ladder which also sports skin flick veteran Meilani Paul , all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott and 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl Talisa Soto . Man, talk about a quartet of ultimate sex goddesses who can pump any cock dry.
Talisa Soto also played Vampirella in boob veteran Jim Wynorski's adaption of the classic 70s horror comic from Warren Publications .
Speaking about Kathleen Kinmont, you can't fault Lorenzo Lama's taste in women because I'm sure he cherry picked the guest stars on Renegade which included a lot of PENTHOUSE Pets Of The Month, busty PLAYBOY playmates, Andy Sidaris movie sexbombs and soft porn professionals.
BORN FOR PORN PART TWO : THE SEX TAMING OF KATHLEEN KINMONT
I don't know how he managed to get divorced from Kathleen Kinmont but he was married to that ultimate men milking machine for 4 years and he knew her for 11. So he first met her when she was 13 and assuming that he waited until she was 16 years old he has been boning her for 12 years.
Rumours state that the honeymoon sex was epic and Lorenzo enjoyed dicktaming Kathleen so much that what should have been just a week long trip turned into a four week sex marathon. Before Lorenzo pounded Kathleen into submission she was a moaner but because of his relentless sexual assault not only did she turn into a screamer they also almost got arrested when a frustrated neighbour called the cops on them because Kathleen had been screaming at the top of her lungs nonstop for days.
BORN FOR PORN PART 3 : TAMING KATHLEEN KINMONT COPS EDITION
When the police arrived and the younger officer - who was a convicted serial rapist who avoided juvie by entering the police force - got a good eyeful of Kathleen Kinmont's naked ( and drenched in sweat ) pornstar body he convinced his partner to drive Lorenzo Lamas to file a report - which would take them a few hours - while he took care of Kathleen.
And if you wonder how a well known sex offender pulled off turning his sentence into community service at the police precinct : the judge in his case assigned him a female attorney ( because she didn' t have sex with him ) who was a 40 year old asian mega sexbomb who had the body of a 25 year old Playmate Of The Year and who had just gotten herself some gigantic porn implants because she was in negotiations for her own tv reality court show and wanted to assure herself the male demographic.
Now we all know that all asian women are naturally born blow up sex dolls because of centuries of sexual assault and being used as comfort women in rape camps during the wars. So when this longlegged, round - assed, big breasted deepthroat blowjob world champion had her first consultation with her client he gave her a crash course on the most common violation techniques. And he continued to sexually assault her during their daily meetings until she brokered him this deal to finally get rid of him. So the plan of the judge partially worked because our serial rapist managed to completely dicktame the hasian sex goddess who had declined to have sexual intercourse with him but he didn't get much out of it because she still didn't let him fuck her. But he got a big Christmas present each of the following years from her legal buffet because all of her horny colleagues were using her as their sex toy throughout the year.
When it was time for our overzealous pervert to start to slamfuck and protect somebody must have been sleeping on the job. Because they partner him with a twenty something female police officer fresh from the police academy who had worked her way through college as a nude model, escort and stripper ( not necessarily in that order ) and on their first patrol he drove the car to a secluded part of town under the subway overpass so nobody could hear her scream her lungs out while he drilled her without mercy for the rest of the day. After that he was partnered with guys while the dicktamed officer became the precinct mattress.
( DICK ) TAMING KATHLEEN KINMONT TANGENT : HOT FOR TEACHER
The perverted perp had started out slam - banging his way through his female class mates who had already developed huge breasts for their young age when he was not busy sexually assaulting female students who were four classes above him so they already had adult pornstar bodies until they got a new hot form mistress. When she arrived and he got a gander at this big breasted blonde sexbomb fresh from the training office with a perfect bubblebutt, long legs for miles almost up to her chin and a perfect set of blowjob lips he decided to tame her himself.
To that end he was constantly brushing against her fantastic funbags - which he could feel through the thin fabric of the shirts she was wearing - by accident of course or grabbing her boobs and fondling them when she wasn't paying attention. One day she had to pinch hit swim class and he took advantage of the first aid demonstration to fondle her breasts.
And when he caught her naked under the shower after class he tried to get some mouth to dick resuscitation but she managed to fend him off.
Then on a field trip he took his chance to start dicktaming her in earnest as he managed to drag her back to the bus after all the others had left where he stripped her naked and had her way with her banging her against the bus door for hours until the others started coming back.
After that he began sexually assaulting her on a daily basis, jumping at her before class and tying her to her desk on which he drilled her body without mercy or giving her reasons to give him detention which turned into dickdraining deepthroat detention as soon as they were all alone.
Sometimes she managed to avoid his attacks the whole day but when she had made it to her car and thought she could go one day without being raped he popped up in her backseat and ravaged her. Other times he waited with revealing himself until they had reached a secluded spot and then made her park the car and slam - fucked her in the backseat. He even broke into her house a few times - preferably during the weekend - so he could live out his sexual fantasies with her without disturbances.
One time he even slipped in while she was preparing herself a bath and hid under the foam until she got into the bathtub and put her body to the test. He continued in that manner until she became his blow up sex doll but the police arrested him before he could finish her sex training.
BORN FOR PORN PART 4 : TAMING KATHLEEN KINMONT THE BIG FINALE
So while she didn't look exactly like the teacher the horny rapist used and abused like a cheap sex toy a blonde wet sex dream like Kathleen Kinmont was right up his alley. As soon as the others had left he refused to let her put on some clothes and instead he insisted on handcuffing her to her hotel bed and give her a full cavity search - with his giant schlong.
For hours he drilled her in every position and when Lorenzo Lamas came back Kathleen was buttoning up her blouse and he could see the marks on her wrists which looked like she had been handcuffed and tried to free herself and she also had hand prints on her huge boobs and all over her body. He could also see the marks of the huge amounts of sperm that had gushed between her breasts and legs but especially her face where it had not only squirt from her mouth but also must have shot out of her nostrils with incredible force. It was obvious what had happened but it was a police officer who had fucked his wife so he couldn't do anything.
Like I said, Lorenzo Lamas and Kathleen Kinmont were married for 4 years and had sex at least for ten years and I am not sure if Lorenzo really upgraded when he went from all natural 38C - 24 - 36 sex machine Kathleen Kinmont to enhanced 38D - 22 - 33 sexual addict Shauna Sand .
Granted, she was PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for May 1996 but if Kathleen would have wanted she could have done a nude PLAYBOY shoot to put her to shame at any moment. Yes, there are men who think going with a six year younger model might be a good idea but as the old saying goes The youth is depraved but it's the old one who teach them all the deprivations or You best learn riding on an old bike and I am not sure if Lorenzo just couldn't keep the pace because they only lasted five years.
Coming back to Renegade and Andy Sidaris sexbombs we have PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for May 1994, brunette 34D - 23 - 34 bra buster Shae Marks who appeared in Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach in episode 17 of season 5 Sex, Lies And Activewear as a lingerie model - a role this hot mix of cherokee, irish and french was born for.
But even if you haven't seen these movies or tv shows you probably have seen Shae Marks on her guest appearance on Baywatch or better yet on Married With Children ( for my younger readers this is where Ed O'Neil became a household name before Modern Family where he plays the husband of colombian all natural 42F ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 cockdrainer Sofia Vergara ) alongside blonde 38C - 22 - 34 Baywatch babe Donna D' Errico.
Coming full circle boob wonder Shae Marks also appears in an episode of Silk Stalkings, episode 19 of season 5 called Playing Doctor but I could not find it on this channel because it only has the episodes till season 4.
In any case while it'll keep me with enough episodes to post for months it will also take me a few months until I have worked my way through all of them so that I know which ones are good and which ones I can skip.
If the episodes last that long and are not deleted before I finish with this post. In any case you don't have to wait until I post the episodes on the blog and can go and check all of them out for yourself. Since it has been literally ages since I last watched any episodes of Silk Stalkings I have to choose them based on the aforementioned hot bodied guest stars and as it couldn't be any other way I picked the episode with Audrey Landers.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN
Blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers is of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas, one of the biggest tv shows in the late 70s and all through the 80s and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line.
Together with her sister 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers she was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their big talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.
Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.
These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles.
Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.
There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and they refused to spice it up to get more viewers so nothing came out of it.
There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .
LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT WHAT MUSIC THEY MAKE !
After this unexpected super long sojourn into the realms of boob tube entertainment we come back to more Halloween fitting things with The Tomb Of Dracula by Marv Wolfman , the late great Gene Colan and inker Tom Palmer who passed away just recently. This is not only one of the best horror comicbooks ever made or one of Marvel Comics best Bronze Age titles but one of Marvel Comics best comicbook series ever period.
Since it will be a while before I can make my next Gene Colan tribute post now that I have no access to my vast picture archive - and because it is the perfect audio drama to listen to during the long, dark hours of Halloween night - I am including Power Records adaption of The Tomb Of Dracula issue 19 which was Marv Wolfman's Enemy Mine - esque story in which long time mortal enemies Rachel Van Helsing and Dracula are trapped in a snowstorm and have to keep each other alive to survive it.
IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK AND DRINKS BLOOD LIKE A VAMPIRE DUCK
From one of the best adaptions of Bram Stoker's famous bloodsucker we come to one of the funniest re - imaginations that was so witty that even famed comic writer Peter David stole his lines. And if you don't believe me you can count the times he used the line " And don't call me Shirley. " during his run on Incredible Hulk with Todd McFarlane and Dale Keown .
LIKE A BATMAN OUT OF HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES
We stay in the animal kingdom but get a bit more serious as we come from vampire ducks to vampire bats with the Batman as a vampire trilogy by Doug Moench and Kelley Jones ( who usually gets a tribute post or two around Halloween ) which consists of the Elseworlds original graphic novels Red Rain, Bloodstorm and Crimson Mist. The duo also collaborated on the Elseworlds original graphic novel Batman : Dark Joker - The Wild which is not part of the Batman vampire continuity.
From the really frightening horror of a vampiric dark night detective we come to the more sexy undertones that sends shivers down our ... well, not the spine but another body part ... with another instalment of 42E - 21 - 37 horror hostess with the mostess Cassandra Peterson a. k. a. Elvira Mistress Of The Dark's Netflix & Chills ( which I promised to post more frequently ) and as it couldn't be any other way the episode I chose is called Tricking & Treating Your Mind which is just right for Halloween.
Elvira is one of the famous Busenwunder on the blog where I always tell myself that I have to do an updated version of her cult siren entry - especially around Halloween which really should be just called Elvira's Christmas by now - but never get around to actually do it. As for comics with Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark I never had any of the classic ones just a few of the issues from Claypool Comics and I had started to read the newest series from Dynamite Entertainment because I decided that I need more Elvira in my life. But as the series progressed more and more of the issues were left out of the orders in favour of more important series so some huge gaps were building. Then I had to sell my entire comicbook collection and I haven't had time to get any new issues with her since. One of these days I'll have to check them out on the internet.
Now a lot of people know that much of Elvira's schtick was inspired by the first sexy horror movie hostess Vampira but what not many are aware of is that the roots go even further back to Morticia Addams from The Addams Family. Some may think this trio of terror should be rather a quartet to include Lily Munster but I am not sure where she would fit in.
Since I already posted the failed pilot for the Elvira show in my last Matt Wagner appreciation post Today we are taking a look at the failed pilot for a Bates Motel tv show. No, not the one from 2013 but the one from 1987. The pilot doesn't feature Norman Bates but rather somebody whom he befriends in the psychiatric institute he is taken to after the events of Alfred Hitchcock's suspense classic Psycho from 1960 and who inherits Norman Bates motel with the stipulation that he turns it into a running establishment again. The motel gets re - opened and if you think you know in which direction the show goes you could not be more wrong.
We continue with another suspense classic La Dimension Desconocida a. k. a. The Twilight Zone and the episode Paladin Of The Lost Hour with the great late Danny Kane best known for such great comedies like The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The Court Jester, or Me And The Colonel.
For my more regular visitors who wonder why the video is suddenly in color, I thought that this was an episode of the original show because the first video I posted was in black and white but I got suspicious because in the episode Danny Kaye is older than he was when the 1960s show aired.
So I did a little research and as it turns out this episode is not from the original show but from The Twilight Show that aired in 1985. It was a double feature together with Teacher's Aide which features 40D - 25 - 36 cult siren Adrienne Barbeau about whom you can read more in this post .
Speaking of brabusting cult sirens, Today's cult movie of choice from Brandon Tenold is Curse Of Frankenstein which not only features both Hammer Studio veterans Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee it was also my first exposure to horror sexbomb Hazel Court whose career hinged on her voluptuous lungs capacity to scream loudly while at the same time almost bursting out of her generous cleavage. And I wrote about the movie and especially Hazel Court's overflowing cleavages at length in my birthday tribute post for 34A - 25 - 34 cult siren Hazel Court from 2016 .
I was wondering how I was going to make another one of my famous smooth segueways to Today's feature film for my german audience Schloss des Schreckens a. k. a. The Terror but then I remembered that Anjelica Huston who played Morticia Addams in the first two Addams Family movies had a long relationship with Jack Nicholson who is the main lead in that movie alongside horror movie veteran Boris Karloff.
So far we haven't had a video about german comicbooks and because I didn't want to post another Weissblech Comics review ( not that all of their comics are not great but from time to time I like to have some variety instead of resorting to the usual suspects ) I am going with a look at comic blogger Crayton's newest additions ( at least the newest ones at the time of filming ) which include some Marvel Comics but also Alan Davis Batman run and the Scarecrow - as you can see in the preview picture. Alan Davis has always been a favorite artist of mine and I always wanted to get his tenure on the Bat - titles in a nice hardcover because I think it's one of the most underrated runs of Gotham's caped crusader.
For my spanish speaking audience the creepy chiller of the day is Death Ship starring George Kennedy best known as Leslie Nielsen's sidekick from the Naked Gun movies although boob fanatics might also recognize him from 1974's Earthquake where the young pre - Dallas fame Victoria Principal revealed her mouthwatering all natural 40D - 24 - 35 puppies in a skintight yellow t - shirt or 1967's Cool Hand Luke in which blonde 36B - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Joy Harmon had her famous car wash scene .
The movie also features Richard Crenna, best known as Trautman from Sylvester Stallone's Rambo movies and Nick Mancuso whom I first saw as the titular character from Stingray which became one of my favorites.
We return once more to good old Germany with the longest chorus line of the Friedrichstadtpalast Ballet so far and if I did count correctly there are 30 girls here, enough to have a different one each day of the month.
Speaking of tv ballets, risky dance numbers were very much a fixture of spanish cult game show Un Dos Tres Responde Otra Vez and this episode that closes out Today's post is centred around the works of one of the granddaddies of modern horror stories, aforementioned Edgar Allen Poe.
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Unpleasant dreams.
