Friday, March 03, 2023

It's a Flash Friday with Carmine Infantino !

As my laptop reminds me constantly that my OneDrive is full and " will start synching soon " it's time to put more original art out there. And since my last post was a Marvel Comics post I have decided to continue my recent FLASH FRIDAY revival with the Carmine Infantino tribute post I promised my readers in my last FLASH FRIDAY : CHAIN LIGHTNING post .


Now seeing as this is not my first post about DC's THE FLASH nor my first tribute post to the great late Carmine Infantino you might think that we could get right in medias res but seasoned blog veterans probably won't be surprised that there are still a few things I have to mention. First off we are starting at the back end of Carmine Infantino's run on THE FLASH since that is the period I read the most issues from. Naturally I did read some of the more iconic issues that introduced a lot of the things that people are now more familiar with from the CW tv show then from the comicbooks like Kid Flash Wally West or the concept of parallel earths.


But it is his later art style that had become more cartoony - ish that I am more familiar with and it's the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear the name of Carmine Infantino. So we will safe his earlier FLASH work for our next post. The second thing I have to address is that it was quite difficult to match the covers of the german edition of DER ROTE BLITZ by Ehapa Verlag because sometimes they did not use the original cover and instead used the splash page from inside of the comicbook.


By the way you can find the original cover for THE FLASH issue 317 at the top of the post. Now I don't know why the german publisher decided to turn the splash page into the cover in this case - maybe they thought Barry Allen pulling a prank on a black disabled kid ( what a monster, offending two minorities at the same time ) was just a bit too much for the german readers to swallow or maybe it was because the cover does not feature the villain of the issue - but with issue 310 of THE FLASH it might have been done because on the original cover the Justice Society Of America's Doctor Fate is featured more prominently than the Flash.


There is also the case of THE FLASH issue 333 where I found an unused cover where DC Comics decided to go with a completely different one.


Is it just me or is the slogan of " The new DC there's no stopping us now. " at the bottom of a cover depicting a bunch of people dismantling the Flash's statue creepy and unsettling ? Apropos my own impressions of the series, I always found it strange that they added Goldface to the Flash's Rogues gallery as it made more sense to have him as an antagonist for Green Lantern. Back then the Green Lantern ring still had its weakness to yellow so fighting a villain who was clothed in yellow - or gold - from head to toe made things always especially tricky for Hal Jordan. As a foil for the fastest man alive on the other hand gold does not give you much of an advantage. The only thing gold does is it makes you slower since it weighs a ton and I'm not exactly sure how that helps fighting the Flash.


Before continuing I guess I should address the new Flash movie with Ezra Miller and I just want to say that while I found his cameo in the Crisis On Infinite Earths crossover cool I was never on board with how Flash was portrayed in the DC Comics movies. I don't know what all the backlash at Ezra Miller is about and I don't know if I WANT to know but like with all super hero movies lately I held off with watching the Flash movie and apparently it was the right move because I have heard only bad things about it. So I guess like with Spider - Man : No Way Home I will just wait with watching it until it is available on amazon prime or on free tv. But for those who are interested in the movie Pedro Angosto over at MAN OF BRONZE is sharing his thoughts about it although you should probably read this after watching the film since it contains a number of spoilers.


Also I always have to mention my latest FLASH FRIDAY post about DER ROTE BLITZ which you definitely need to check out. Not only because it has all the links for the FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN posts but also for literally all posts where I wrote about DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster and to find out what connection living 38B - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Joyce Hyser who gained her place in the Hollywood Boob Hall Of Fame for the breast and most iconic naked boob flash in 80s cinema has to the Flash.

For those who are uncertain if they want to check out that post let me add we also cover ( no pun intended ) the late 39E - 24 - 36 bra - buster Becky Mullen as well as 44E - 22 - 34 Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson , Becky Mullen's tenure as Sally. the farmer's daughter on G.L.O.W. , her best nudity in skin flick Sinful Intrigue which features hasian 34C - 24 - 34 playmate Chona Jason and midnight movie veterans Griffin Drew and the late Lorissa McComas, stratusfying 44E - 24 - 37 wrestling blow up sex doll Trish " the dish " Stratus, stripping lesbian 36B - 25 - 38 science fuction cult siren Claudia Christian, Scrooged afro - american nipple slip aphrodite Jamilah Lucas, latin sex goddess Thalia, argentinian all natural 40D - 22 - 36 born for porn telenovela superstar Luisana Lopilato and her striptease on REBELDE WAY at age 16 as well as her tenure on CASADOS CON HIJOS which is the argentinian version of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, a full episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN and a plethora of cult sirens.

Also you should not wait too long because I already had to replace the two episodes of CASADO CON HIJOS and the Christmas Special with Peter Alexander was also deleted - for which I could not find a replacement.


As it could not be any other way we are starting the video section of this FLASH FRIDAY WITH CARMINE INFANTINO with an interview with the man.


After the CW show The Flash became such a huge success everybody and their dog made videos about the Scarlet Speedster to cash in on the big hype which in turn means that after a while most people had shot their bolt - pun intended - in regards to everything even slightly related to speedsters in comicbooks in general and DC Comics Flash in particular.


So finding more recent videos was more difficult especially since FLASH FRIDAY had become a weekly feature on this blog from June 2016 to April 2017 and I posted the majority of every Flash video that was available.


SUPERMAN CAN DO ANYTHING THAT THE FLASH CAN DO ONLY SLOWER

Now Today's FLASH FRIDAY video comes from one of the most unlikely sources - COMIC POP - who not only do Flash videos every few years but anybody who has seen one of these Flash videos - or the Justice League videos where he plays a major part - knows that Sal ( who is the guy who explains the stories to the others ) is not what you might call the biggest Flash fan. And I get it. If you only approach the Flash with the Silver Age mentality that he is the member of the Justice League who has a fourth of Superman's powers - he can run fast - the Flash appears to be boring.


It is an outdated and narrowminded way to see the Flash but I can also understand it. Most comic readers have characters they avoid because of preconceived false notions they have about them like that Superman is boring because he is too powerful or Captain America is always in line with everything the american government does that could not be farther from the truth and I don't pretend that I don't do the same with some.


And I can't even point anybody to the current output of DC Comics to show them otherwise because most of the people who actually write super heroes understand them or even like them. That is one of the main reason why for the last 20 years DC Comics has tried to turn their villains like Harley Quinn or Deadshot or anti heroes like Catwoman into heroes.


Anyway, coming back to Sal from COMIC POP while he is not a big Flash fan he at least has learned to appreciate him and the place he has as one of the most important cornerstones of the DC universe. So the Flash episodes of COMIC POP are always entertaining because on one side he tries not to piss off too many Flash fans while on the other side he freaks out completely about the things Flash fans love like there being multiple Flashes at the same time. That has always been a thing that baffles me.


That comicbook fans claim that if there is more than one Flash the second speedster is redundant but like Sal points out there are dozen members of the Batfamily that do the same thing Batman does only not as good - including many Robins - and nobody has a problem with that.


Also everybody loves a multiple Doctor episode so why should multiple Flashes - or speedsters with other names - make a story less interesting ?


Case in point this episode of COMIC POP is about Terminal Velocity which involves all the speedsters of that time since the book was gearing up for the big issue 100 so this story ran through issues 95 to 100 of THE FLASH.


Now I would like to include some links for posts that tackle these issues but the thing here is that most - but not all - of the issues in my FLASH FRIDAY series are about Paul Ryan's stint on the book and since he came in AFTER issue 100 this is a story I have not discussed on the blog yet.


That said Mike Wieringo was the cover artist on these - and a few other issues - and while I have used some of these covers on various post I did make one specifically about Mike Wieringo's work for the Flash titles .


I don't know if I will ever get to do a FLASH FRIDAY post about TERMINAL VELOCITY or any of the other big storylines I had planned when I had my old laptop with my old picture archive like BORN TO RUN or THE RETURN OF BARRY ALLEN which is another reason why I chose to include this.


Because as it is I am more wrapped up in continuing the FLASH FRIDAY posts for which I actually have some material - the CHAIN LIGHTNING saga as well as more Carmine Infantino and Wally West Flash - than to do new ones that may be important but for which I don't have any material.


HE'LL SAVE EVERY MAN, EVERY WOMAN, CHILD WITH A MIGHTY FLASH

As any comic afficionado worth his salt knows neither Barry Allen nor Jay Garrick was the first hero called Flash because there was one before them. I am talking of course about Alex Raymond's groundbreaking comic strip Flash Gordon which starting on the 7th of January in 1934 appeared in 130 newspapers and was read by 50 million people around the world.


Flash Gordon is not only one of the best american adventure comic strips it also influenced a lot of artists and the science fiction genre in general.


Now I have already posted an episode of the original Flash Gordon movie serial with Buster Crabbe but that was ages ago so I guess it's okay to include this video with the first seven episode in the german dubbing.


And speaking of the original Flash Gordon movie serial, that in turn was the inspiration for a turkish knock - off Flash Gordon's Battle In Space that predates the Dino De Laurentis movie since it came out in 1967 which is the subject of Today's cult movie review by Brandon Tenold.


JOHN WESLEY SHIPPS IT BUT AMANDA PAYS or LUCKY LIPS ARE ALWAYS

Coming back to DC Comics hero called Flash I just had to include another video about the groundbreaking FLASH tv show from the 1990s because this was MY Flash series and the great John Wesley Shipp was MY Flash.


With the Flash Gordon episodes we already have the tv series covered for my german audience but the way videos have been disappearing I wanted to post one of the few german dubbed episodes from the 1990s Flash tv series as long as it is still available. Initially I wanted to save it for my next post in the Chain Lightning saga but since it looks like that is going to take longer than expected enjoy it while it lasts. Looking at the preview picture for the video I wonder if I already mention that I had the biggest crush on Amanda Pays when the show first aired ? All of the wet sex dreams I had about her and what she could do to a young stud at the height of his sexual capabilities with her perfect blowjob lips. OMG !


WE HELD THE WORLD BY ITS TAIL JUST LIKE JOHNNY QUICK DID ONCE

One of the speedsters in Terminal Velocity is Johnny Quick and since he is not as well known as some of the others I wanted to include a video about him. Some of my readers out there might know him as a member of The Justice Society Of America or The All - Star Squadron ( which is where we first got a decent origin story for him ) but what they may not know is that he has been around a very long time since he debuted in 1941 in More Fun Comics issue 71. What set Johnny Quick apart from other speedsters like Jay Garrick who had debuted as the first Flash the previous year is that he was the first one to tap into the Speed Force.


Yes, Mark Waid is often hailed as the inventor of the Speed Force but it was actually invented by Mort Weisinger and Mark Waid just came up with the name. What also set Johnny Quick apart from other speedsters was that he got his superspeed by reciting or visualizing a mathematical formula and that to turn off his superspeed he used a counter formula.


Oh, and he was so fast that he could fly. I won't get into all the details about his marriage and divorce from fellow Justice Society Of America member Liberty Belle and their daughter Jesse Quick ( who got both of her parents powers ) who also is in Terminal Velocity but here is a link to another instalment of Brian Cronin's series And Of Course at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES where he takes a look at a story in which Johnny Quick has to double his speed because a villain learned the secret to his powers.


Speaking of speed I almost cut the next part because since I started the post - over one and a half years ago - the material I included here but most importantly the videos on YouTube have continued to disappear.

The only reasons why I decided to keep it in are because the more stuff that is in the post the better and more interesting it is for my readers and if it is shorter that is even better plus chances are that if things continue to progress as they have up to this point by the time I put the final bells and whistles on the post all the videos will have been deleted and then I can cut everything and none of my readers will be the wiser.

SHE SWEAT, WET, GOT IT GOING LIKE A TURBO VETTE JUTTA GOT BACK

The first video that disappeared of course was supposed to serve as an introduction to our next entry in our ever expanding list of cult sirens.


It was a Most WTF Moments In Women Sports video which included some ASS - ential moments and this was the first video where I saw dutch ( although on some websites they claim she is swedish which I thought might be because of the wave of swedish porn movies or the sexual stereotypes about swedish women but then I remembered that the so - called " porn wave from Sweden " was in the 70s so most of Today's website managers are probably not familiar with that ) speed skater Jutta Leerdam even if her part in the video was just a few seconds long.


But those few seconds of Jutta Leerdam opening the zipper of her skin tight bodysuit so she - and her juicy boobs - got some air after winning a race made a big impression, not only on me but the entire internet since that clip went viral. Well directly after it went viral it went missing and now I can't even find a decent video about it but those that have seen it know what I am talking about. To give a bit of background info on blonde 36B - 23 - 35 speed skater Jutta Leerdam as far as I could find she was born on December the 30th 1998 in S - Gravenzande in the Netherlands and her Zodiac sign is Capricorn but there is no need to mark the date in your calendar because unsurprisingly this booty babe already has a beau.


Jutta specializes in the sprint division and has won two bronze medals, six silver medals, four gold medals and has two world championships.


Now in homage to Jutta Leerdam's bASSt features - and just in case the remaining two videos above really do get deleted from YouTube - Today's music video of the day is Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot. I have gotten some requests to post the Put Them On The Glass music video but even if you can find that on YouTube in good quality it has an age restriction.


I still remember staying up late to record those videos with the vcr because Mtv only showed them after midnight. If they showed them at all. You had a better chance of seeing such videos on german program Nachtsicht that showed a lot of uncensored music videos after midnight including Stella Getz bonerinducing video Ta - Di - Di - Boom where her juicy giant - sized teenage melons almost popped out of her tiny top.


Longtime readers may remember this teenage heartthrob but for all who are new to the blog here is a short recap. Stella Getz smash hit Ta - Di - Di - Boom came out in 1996 but for some reason the video and anything revolving around it was impossible to find for the longest time. She had a bigger hit with Friends so that was what she was known for in Germany and her video Ta - Di - Di - Boom was only once shown on Nachtschicht.


Now Stella wasn´t naked or anything in the music video but I guess they didn´t show it on regular music television because Stella had squeezed her still considerably big talents into a push up that was at least two sizes too small. She also had tied her shirt under which gave them the much needed extra support since she was shoving her boobs in your face.


Speaking of push ups, some people argue that wearing them is cheating but I say there has to be something that CAN be pushed because if a girl is flat - chested not even the best wonderbra in the world is going to make a difference. And as you can see not only does Stella have plenty to push, from the bouncing action of her stellar sweater puppies you can see that it´s one hundred percent all natural grade a boob. She almost looks better with the white top than with the blue shirt and the push up and if she had worn a wet t - shirt in the video she would have killed it.


I guess Busenwunder Stella had just too much bouncing action going on for der german television which probably was her way to get rid of her girlie image by pushing her boobs almost up to her chin. And before you ask, yes, she was already 19 years old when the music video was shot.

TESTING YOUR ATTENTION WITH UEBER BUSENWUNDER SONIA EDDE

From women with bug butts we come to women with exceptionally big boobs and more of real life Power Girl and PLAYBOY model Sonia Edde although I am not completely sure if she does not have a big butt too.


By the way, I still could not find any information on her measurements so if anybody has any intel please do let me know in the comments below.


We have another batch of videos with the czech blow up sex doll and if any of my readers might feel a tinge of a guilty conscience because you can't help yourself but stare at her huge melons and don't hear a word she is saying don't beat yourself up over it - wait, what did you think I was going to say ? - because you are supposed to get an erection from her juicy cleavage so you don't pay attention to how bad the news are.


But it's not only that Busenwunder Sonia's giant - sized double airbags make professional porn stars envious, they make sure that all male audience members ( with a big emphasis on the " member " part ) get a huge boner by purposely arranging her jewellery - especially necklaces - in a way that automatically draws their attention to her mammaries.


Don't believe me ? Well, check out these videos which are not the only but the most blatant examples of her necklace directing the male gaze towards her big boobs that could be put to better use massaging hard cocks. But I guess her boss gets plenty of that if he has half a brain cell.


Speaking of having half a brain cell, I I haven't done a comicbook / pop culture siren movie casting for Sonia Edde - yet - but besides the usual suspects for blonde Busenwunders with huuuge melons like Power Girl , Boom Boom , Valkyrie, Enchantress, Miss Marvel ( either Carol Danvers in her disco outfit with the open belly and backside or Sharon Ventura ), Crystal or the Invisible Woman ( preferably with the 4 shaped boobie window or in her sado - maso outfit as men milking machine Malice ) she would be a shoo - in for She - Ra. Even if that would make for one weird family dynamic because let's be honest, if your sister looked like sexual super freak Sonia Edde wouldn't you at least think about banging her ?


Not that comicbooks don't have their share of let's call them southern family dynamics like the Silver Age Superman wanting to have sex with Supergirl and coming up with the most intricate plans to make out with her and get his grubby hands all over her trim teenage body. Or the time Supergirl had a date with her super horse that had adapted the form of a human. I bet you can guess which part of the horse anatomy he kept.


Anyway, all of this is my clever segueway to Today's cartoon videos for my german Kumpels : He - Man And She - Ra : The Secret Of The Sword or how it is called in Germany simply He - Man And The Secret Of The Magic Sword. I have no idea why in Germany they omitted She - Ra from the title since this is her introduction to the general public. This movie is basically the first five episodes of She - Ra : Princess Of Power with just a few minor edits and it aired on tv in episodic form six months later.


Originally I had included a regular episode of He - Man but through sheer luck I found the full movie in german although I am not sure with which dubbing. Some of the more casual blog visitors may not know this but in Germany everything is dubbed. They have been doing it for decades and that is why Germany has the best dubbing in the world. Which may be a topic for a future pop culture section. Anyway, for those who can watch - and understand - the video from Sean David TV there are apparently two dubbed versions and not everybody likes both of them. By the way, am I the only one who thinks that the quality of those videos have improved since Sean David has stopped following a script and is freestyling them ?


Speaking of freestyling, next we have the sultry Sexbomben from the Fernsehballett doing their interpretation of Prince's Kiss and this dance performance is from the show Wiedersehen Macht Freude on the MDR.


Now the girls from the Fernsehballett are not the only hot babes where seeing them again brings joy ( since Wiedersehen Macht Freude literally means Seeing Again Brings Joy although more colloquial it is also used in the sense of Make Sure You Give It Back and you usually say it when you lend something to someone as a reminder ) as we continue our journey with german model turned tv presenter Rebecca Mir. First up we have a clip from her participation on the celebrity spotlight show Turmspringen which is the german version of Splash. Which is probably the worst of all versions ( I haven't seen all of them so I can't be sure ) since the germans always try to be more catholic than the pope and they have no idea why people watch these shows. They always manage to eliminate all the hot women in these shows by having all the candidates who have the least amount of votes swim against each other which naturally the guys win.


Coming back to Rebecca Mir we have the next batch of videos with her from the Pro Sieben news and celebrity gossip program Taff which is a continuation from our last post. Which is kind of weird because I still haven't finished that post so I can only assume that by the time it is done I will have included all those important informations about Rebecca Mir.


Longtime readers know that I often complain about the fact that some of the movies I originally post get deleted by YouTube by the time I finish a post because it takes so long but regular blog followers can attest that in this case it led to a wonderful surprise since I could substitute The Green Spider with Jackie Chan Ist Nobody from 1998 better known as Who Am I ? in Amerika. To be honest with you I am surprised the movie is still here.


Staying with the asian persuasion we have another candidate from 2019's Miss Bikini Korea fitness competition hosted by Muscle Mania as bonerinducing Jang Yeo Jin ( I hope I got the name right because the whole writing the name in reverse thing confuses the heck out of me ) makes all the judges drool with her tiny jockey outfit. At least that is what I think it is. Of course this leads to all kinds of associations like dressage riding and breaking in wild broncos and I'm sure Jang Yeo Jin is an expert at dicktaming breeding stallions. Especially those on two legs.


As usual here is a longer video from the competition and Jang Yeo Jin is the first sexbomb to get on stage ( at least in this video but since it is labelled as number four this might be later in the show ) so we are off to a good start and with the sheer amount of incredible hasian honeys it is even more remarkable that Lim So Young managed to surpass them all.


Lim So Young does have a banging hardbody that you can't wait to put to the endurance test though. And yes, we will return to Lim So Young later in this section which is where you can find the link to her spotlight post.


DRILLING DEEPLY or JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF FABIANA UDENIO !

Speaking of talented women who have done more for humanity by taking their clothes off than an entire army of politicians, Today's feature film is 1993's Journey To The Center Of The Earth which counts 40D - 25 - 35 Busenwunder Fabiana Udenio amongst its eclectic cast. The massita who was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina and is now residing in Italy is sadly best known to american audiences because of Michael Myers godawful James Bond parody film Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery.


That's one thing I could never understand. I mean, americans find these movies funny but there are just so many - untrue - stereotypes about british people in the films that they probably could never get made Today because all the SJWs would call them out for being racist. Or not.


Maybe they also hate Great Britain and the Queen of England. Sheesh, how big must someone's inferior complex caused by the fact that the world's greatest - fictional - spy is not an american but british be that said person - or persons - feel the need to defame and insult an entire nation in three feature films with a fourth one possibly on the way ?


Coming back to more pleasant things, that was thankfully not Fabiana's start in Hollywood ( talk about a traumatic experience ) and her first claim to boob fame was in 1987's Summer School. I vividly remember the scene where the gang hits the beach and Fabiana is about to get topless when this annoying girl stops her thus cockblocking our drooling heroes .


Since I don't think I have mentioned Fabiana Udenio before - and I want you all to forget that she appeared in an Austin Powers movie - I thought I could go down her imdb rap - sheet and mention just a few highlights.


Starting with a movie I personally found very funny but which apparently didn't go well with the american public is In The Army Now with Pauly Shore, Lori Petty ( who was in Tank Girl the movie adaption of british artist Jamie Hewlett's underground cult comic of the same name ) and afro - american aphrodite Lynn Whitfield who definitely earned herself a place in the Hollywood Nude Hall Of Fame with her stunning portrayal of feminist striptease icon Josephine Baker in The Josephine Baker Story.


Staying with movies that don't require wearing much clothing Fabiana also appeared in Hardbodies 2 and Robocop 2 as the sunbathing sexbomb in the Sunblock 5000 commercial, two parts for which she was born for as well as the underrated horror cult classic Bride Of The Re - Animator.


Of course working during the 90s there was the obligatory guest stint on Baywatch in which she either played a gypsy woman or an actress who in turn played a gypsy woman and who was followed by a stalker.


Now this is where I usually do a little - or not so little - insert about the ultimate sexbombs that went through the revolving casting door that was Baywatch but since I already did a very long part about that in my ( at this point still unfinished ) spotlight post for Miss Bikini Korea 2019 winner Lim So Young plus a review and the full movie Terror At London Bridge starring David Hasselhoff and 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau PLUS videos about David Hasselhoff on Knight Rider 2000 and playing the OG white GOAT Nick Fury I am going to skip it in favour of more important material and just include the obligatory Baywatch links.


Man, I wish I could have met Lim So Young in my sexual prime than we could have had an iconic asian penetration sensation weekend ( and when I say weekend I mean one of those extended weekends that start on Thursday and last until Tuesday ) where this deepthroat dick draining expert just mercilessly milks my cock dry like she owed me money and we could have implemented some seriously dangerous positions. Asian nympho sluts like her will just completely ruin you for all other women.


And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as the french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out these BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.


Speaking of the 90s I guess Renegade was also a big hit with audiences since Fabiana was in one episode but hey, everybody makes these shows which your agent tells you is good for your career which you regret later.


For me the only reasons to watch Renegade are the many hot sexbombs who frequently guest star on the show like PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for May 1994 and frequent Andy Sidaris actress , brunette 44E - 23 - 34 bra - busting XXL blow up sex doll Shae Marks who appeared as a mega busty lingerie model ( Duh ! What else ? ) in episode 17 of season 5 Sex, Lies And Activewear ( about whom you can read more in my latest EC Comics post about Al Feldstein ) but most of all Lorenzo Lama's ex wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper super star Kathleen Kinmont .

She is hampered by the restrictions of tv censorship but if you want to see her turn into a total nympho slut without any sexual inhibitions check out The Corporate Ladder which also sports skin flick veteran Meilani Paul, all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott and 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl Talisa Soto . Man, talk about a quartet of ultimate sex goddesses who can pump any cock dry.

Now some of the readers may ask why I am mentioning Lorenzo Lamas and Renegade at all when I hate them so much besides the opportunity to feature his smoking hot ex - wife. Ha, I'm glad you asked, Cheese, mein Freund, because I am willing to admit that maybe my hatred for Gambit ( which is very much a real thing but you can read more about that in my Gambit post which is a spin - off from my Psylocke spotlight which is a spin - off from my post on 35D - 24 - 36 cosplayer Ashlynne Dae which is a spin - off from my Goblin Queen post which was a spin - off post from my Marc Silvestri birthday tribute from 2020 ) blinded me to the possible awesomeness of Lorenzo Lamas. I mean, he has great taste in women, he does have a background in martial arts, his movies and tv shows must have some degree of success so I am willing to keep an open mind here. So here is the second part of the Lorenzo Lamas interview - you can find the first part in my belated birthday tribute to Mark Texeira - and as it could not be any other way it's about Renegade.

Continuing with the tv shows Fabiana Udenio guest starred in I have to mention that she was not only on The John Laroquette Show with - duh - John Laroquette who was best known for the role of womanizer / serial rapist in training Dan Fielding on Night Court but also on Hearts Afire with one of my biggest tv crushes of all times, 80s real life 42C - 22 - 36 Power Girl Markie Post who also was on Night Court - playing brabusting public defender Christine Sullivan but most importantly The Fall Guy with blonde bombshell Heather Thomas and Lee Majors best known as The Six Million Dollar Man starring as the titular character Colt Seavers.


I still haven´t truly processed Markie Post´s passing - and I promise to do a proper tribute post when I have the time. In previous post I skipped most of the obligatory Markie Post info dump but Today I am going with the longer version for all of my newer followers who sadly have not had the chance to read my older entries for incredible cult siren Markie Post.

That said, since I already posted the super long version in my recent post about the FANTASTIC FOUR parody QUANTUM QUARTET which features the famous dysfunctional Bundy family from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN I decided to cut it down a little bit. As usual this is a combination of the new and the old which means I have included the Best Of The Best parts but also newer material according to the old proverb " Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. " so that even if you have read the previous version there is something new here for you.

Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.

Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.

Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.


THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.

She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !


It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.


For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.

I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .

But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.

Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.

When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.

Nobody knows which dickdraining techniques she used to milk him dry but in a recently discovered diary Markie Post had stated " just thinking about what I had to do in that motel room makes me sick and thankfully no one knows we fucked because if word ever got out to which sexual practices I submitted him I could get arrested in over fourteen states ".

After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories and basically stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as Markie donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).


Now in the past I have never done a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl .

But another role that would have been perfect for her is nymphomanic Nymphini, the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI in which our always horny protagonist with the body of a Playmate Of The Year uses a super vibrator / consolation penetration device called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.

Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.


Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.

I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.

Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.

On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.

And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.


Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.


80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .

I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .

What I also have to mention because it is somewhat comicbook related is that Fabiana Udenio appeared in two episodes of the science fiction cult classic Babylon 5 since the creator of the show was none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of such fan favourite series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ). One of the main attractions of that show - at least for the male part of the audience - was Commander Susan Ivanova played by Claudia Christian although I doubt that she wore an outfit as skimpy as this one.


Brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fucktion cult siren Claudia Christian wore that little number on the undeservedly very underrated The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy stripease which not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason it is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

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While I always was more of a Star Trek : Deep Space Nine fan than a Babylon 5 fan they did have some decent sexbombs on the show like 40C - 25 - 35 Uebercougar Tracy Scoggins ( who really caught my attention as Cat Grant on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman which also starred the best Lois Lane EVER, the aforementioned not so desperate housewife 38C - 22 - 32 sexbomb Teri " I'm Not A Stripper ! " Hatcher ).


Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper ( a role Claudia was clearly born to portray ) who gets taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s pornstar body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Continuing with the tv shows on which Fabiana Udenio appeared we have such diverse series like Mortal Combat : Conquest, Walker Texas Ranger, Quantum Leap and what may be the weirdest spin - off in the Nightmare On Elm Street franchise Freddy's Nightmares. I don't know if I was aware of this tv show or if I just suppressed the memory since I don't remember seeing an episode because I was heavily into all things Freddy - including the comicbooks of which some were not that good but there was one in black and white which had decent artwork and inks by Alfredo Alcala .


As for the Freddy's Nightmares tv show it also may be that I just got it mixed up with Freddy's New Nightmare / Wes Craven's New Nightmare.


Now of course in Germany all of the Nightmare On Elm Street output was highly censored ( Nightmare On Elm Street 2 : Freddy's Revenge was cut so bad then when I watched the uncut version they looked like two different movies ) but there was a less cut ( pun intended ) version that aired on the private tv broadcasting channel RTL2 where it was part of Hilde's Wild Horror Show a program that went on the air after midnight.


Which was modelled after goth 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our wet sex nightmares Elvira's famous movie macabre with Christine Oedingen as the voluptuous horror hostess with the mostest and I have to say Christine really gives the Mistress of the Dark a run for her money.


But the biggest waste of tittilating talent in the movie is Justina Vail who only appears as a hologram - and not her stunning bikini bod but only her head at that - whom long time followers of the blog may remember since she was in one of my favorite science fiction time travel tv shows of all times Seven Days where she played russian Busenwunder Doctor Olga Vukavitch. And while I could not find any info on Justina's measurements I am sure she could have easily posed nude for PLAYBOY. What a waste !


And am I the only one who thinks that name might be unfortunate for her character because it totally sounds like a porn name ? I can't be the only one who mispronounced it as Doctor Olga Fuckyoubitch, can I ? It goes with her hardbody but it´s no wonder Parker always got a boner.


Justina Vail also appeared in The X - Files, Conan, Superboy ( so you got two comicbook connections right there although technically Conan is based on a series of pulp stories ) Highlander, Seinfeld, Jerry Maguire and Naked Souls with 44E ( !!! ) - 22 - 35 sex goddess Pamela Anderson .

Where she apparently didn't appear was in episode 10 of TekWar called Carlotta's Room because it does not appear on her imdb list but I could have sworn she's the sexbomb that appears around the 27 minute mark.


So if anybody can corroborate if it is Justina Vail - and if not then maybe somebody out there knowns the name of this busty sex dream plus her measurements - please let me know in the comments below. Thank you.


Anyway, this pop culture triva section has become longer than expected but I think my faithful followers can appreciate it and I always learn new things writing this. Since I spent a lot of time making all the connections for Fabiana Udenio and Justina Vail I won't get into the rest of the cast but I am sure you will recognize a lot of familiar faces. And now enjoy !


Oh, one last thing about Fabiana Udenio, she also was in a comicbook adaption although I don't think anybody remembers this now. But she appeared in the 90s superhero tv show Night Man which was based on the comicbook series that was published by Malibu Comics. Which - as all good comicbook afficionados know - was bought by Marvel Comics which in turn was bought by Disney. Which makes it de facto a Disney property so you could say that she was sorta kinda in a Marvel Comics adaption in the same vein as a lot of people count the Men In Black movies as Marvel Comics movies since the series was also first published by Malibu Comics.


WHO WATCHES THE SQUADRON SUPREME or IF POWER CORRUPTS

Speaking of Marvel Comics appropriating comic properties from other publishing companies not always do they buy them. In some cases they just give them different names and costumes and put them into their own comics. The best known example of this is the Squadron Supreme which is their version of the Justice League. There is a brilliant 12 issue maxi series by Mark Gruenwald and illustrated by Bob Hall, Paul Ryan , John Buscema , Jackson Guice , John Beatty, Sam De La Rosa and Keith Williams which I prefer to Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon's WATCHMEN .


I know it's sacrilege but I just rate SQUADRON SUPREME higher because it is not a deconstruction but a celebration of super hero comicbooks and it managed to put the toys back in the box for other creator's further use.


For me Alan Moore had it easy because he created new characters while Mark Gruenwald had to work with an ensemble of existing characters with a history and also fit it into an established universe's continuity.


Plus I am a fan of the sorely underrated Paul Ryan so that's a big plus.


Anyway, while I like SQUADRON SUPREME more than WATCHMEN most people don't feel the same way and to change that - at least a bit - the powers that be at Marvel Comics brought in the aforementioned writer J. Michael Straczynski and artist Gary Frank ( with whom he had already collaborated in the also aforementioned brilliant MIDNIGHT NATION ) to put a more realistic and adult spin on things and so that they could show nudity they published ( the first part of ) it under the MARVEL MAX label.


THE NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND JUNIOR. WAIT, WHAT THE F - WORD ?

Since I was forced to mention Austin Powers it's only fair to give if not more than at least equal time to the really best spy in the world - who happens to be british but the cool kind of british not the stereotypes those movies we all want to forget help spread - and as usual we have acapella group Maytree providing the musical segueway for this part.


Now as far as comicbooks of James Bond go - be it adaptions of movies, books or new material - I have only dipped my toe into it because while I know that there are quite a lot of those out there ( especially in recent years ) the only story I went out of my way to buy was Permission To Die and that only because it was written and drawn by one of my favourite writer / artists Mike Grell. Published by Eclipse Comics Permission To Die was their second James Bond comicbook the first being the adaption of the Timothy Dalton Bond movie License To Kill also by Mike Grell. Unlike License To Kill the three part prestige format series Permission To Die was a new story and a follow up to the Sean Connery Bond movie From Russia With Love. As longtime followers of the blog know I am a huge Mike Grell fan so I don't have a good excuse why I never got the License To Kill comic but I did manage to get Permission To Die. Of course I had to sell it together with my comicbook collection before coming to Spain.


The following video has a lot of different James Bond comics including - of course - Mike Grell's Permission To Die but also work by the likes of Paul Gulacy ( whom regular blog visitors may remember from SHANG - CHI MASTER OF KUNG FU with Doug Moench ) as well as some James Bond Jr issues and we will come to him in the cartoon section of this.


Now I don't know if the old JAMES BOND comics is as good as it is going to get and if it makes sense buying any future James Bond releases since they effectually character assassinated James Bond better than Austin Powers ever could leaving him to the ridicule of lesser capable female agents and inexperienced little girls with No Patience To Deal With Men I mean No Time To Die. They did him dirty and Daniel Craig deserved a proper send off. Good going girls, killing a franchise that lasted 60 years.


As promised we come to the James Bond Jr cartoon show and already the title is misleading since the titular character is James Bond's nephew NOT his son so he is not a junior. Also the cartoon series is not in canon since James Bond was always described as an orphan and only child.


Frequent blog visitors may have noticed that I switched the video I had included here with an episode of Saturday Morning Cartoons and I am not sure if James Bond Jr really qualifies as a cartoon show about justice but besides that we also have new episodes of Inspector Gadget, Police Academy, Sherlock Holmes In The 22nd Century, Wild West Cowboys Of Moo Mesa, Bravestarr, Galaxy Rangers, Saber Rider & The Star Sheriffs, Men In Black, Cops and last but not least Jean - Claude Van Damme's Timecop ( although the last one has been cut to fit a PG14 rating ).


Maybe it's just me but the first time I heard Pflaster ( could mean band aid but also cobbled pavement although I think they are going with the first ) from Ich + Ich I really thought this was an official Bond song. Okay, hear me out on this one, it's not so far fetched since Germany often do their own songs to promote movies or put in the german dubbing. As it turns out this is only the german Bond song we never knew we needed.


Hopefully this put you in the right mood for one of the best James Bond parodies in history. And no, of course I am not talking about Mike Myers mental self - affirmation caused by an inferior complex after finding out the greatest spy on the planet is not american ( Can you imagine what a movie he would have made if he ever found out that the greatest spy there is, there was and there ever will be is Anacleto Agente Secreto ? Just think about all the racial stereotypes. ) but of a classic tv show from the 60s ( almost 40 tears earlier ) by the legendary Mel Brooks : Get Smart or how it is known in Germany Minimax Or The Unbelievable Adventures Of Maxwell Smart and Super Agent 86 in the spanish world.


My first idea why they called the Get Smart show Super Agent 86 for the spanish speaking audiences was because of the anime Cobra based on the science fiction manga series by Buichi Terasawa which was super popular in the latin hemisphere but as it turns out Super Agent Cobra aired a full decade after it so it probably was the other way around.


The story of the manga is partially based on the Phillip K. Dick story We Can Remember It For Your Wholesale which was adapted into the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall ( we are ignoring the cineastic abomination with Colin Farrell on this blog ) and when the anime series was shown in countries like Chile, Peru, Venezuela, Panama or Colombia it was heavily censored because of the high content of sex and violence.


Since I already mentioned Freddy's Nightmares I also want to include the review of A Nightmare On Elm Street since Buck Fernandez has gone to the trouble of reviewing all of the movies from this franchise. So we will be seeing more of this franchise on the blog in some upcoming posts.


ARE WE READY FOR SPERM EXTRACTION NIGHT NURSE JESSICA NIGRI ?

Speaking about A Nightmare On Elm Street, I am not sure how I am feeling about this creepy cosplay by Jessica Nigri. Anybody who knows a bit about her is aware that she is doing a lot of genderbending cosplays and I have never had any problems with her dressing up as a guy because in most of the cases she still brings her breast features forward even if she cosplays as a pokemon. Also the whole idea of cosplaying is to get into the skin of your favourite character no matter what gender, race, skin colour, weight or body type that character has. Cosplaying really should be about being more genderfluid and inclusive than anything.


No, I think the thing that has the alarm ringing in the back of your head is that of course you are getting a boner from Jessica Nigri but at the same time she is cosplaying as Freddy Krueger who has taken on female form in a few of his movies. And while part of you is trying to get it on with Jessica another part is warning you that any minute now Freddy is going to get you. So the question here is if you are headed for another nightmare or if you are going to have A Wet Sex Dream On Elm Street.


Now one thing I always do - and which my readers quite frankly expect from me - is the comicbook casting but in this case it is more of a anime / hentai casting since 42D - 25 - 36 cosplay sexbomb Jessica Nigri would be the perfect choice to play Teryuu Sally in the three part Fatal Fury rip - off hentai Netorare Fighter Yaricchingu for obvious reasons. And while I sadly have never seen her in action you know that she is a wild and crazy girl so it's not a stretch to assume that she is the ultimate sex freak in the bed who jumps her guy from behind the sofa who can inhale giant horsecocks like the bigbreasted sex machine Sally in the hentai. Plus we have all seen how nicely her boobs bounce up and down in plenty videos.


And speaking of Jessica Nigri's boobs bouncing up an down in a live action adaption of an anime - or better hentai - movie one I have been thinking about lately is Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation a.k.a. Semen Extraction Ward a.k.a. Big Breasted Nymphomanic Lust Nurses Of The Extreme Sperm Extraction Ward Dicktame Young Horsecock With Their Giant - Sized XXL Boobs where I also casted nymphomanic deepthroat addicted 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han as a sexy nurse.


I mean Yaya already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls.

Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!


In the hentai series a young lad by the name of Yamada who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces more sperm than his body can store and if he does not ejaculate the excess semen every three hours his balls will explode is admitted to a hospital for special treatment.

The guy already did his best to manage it on his own but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff horsecocks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were gentically engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge pulsating erection and to suck it dry.

So everything would be fine for Yamada if the first buxom nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case -Tachibana a.k.a. " begrudging nurse " - was not less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.


What should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that Yamada needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces Tachibana to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her long legs like a fillipino hooker ( which Yaya is especially adept at ) and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion.


For some reason among all the sexual practics the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake since Yaya Han was clearly built for this.

Furthermore I would change the story in as much that in my version the reason why she doesn´t like having to treat the patient is that Yaya Han is a recovering nymphomniac ( without the knowledge of her superiors ) and fears a relapse. Which of course happens at the end and after the mother of all extreme ejaculation marathons the nurse moves in with the patient so she can properly dicktame him for the next few years.

Well, this is how far we got the first time I mentioned Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation but in the meantime four new parts had been released - in each part a different nurse gets to treat our young hero - and I would center the movie around part four in which he finally gets a lucky break.

The nurse who was appointed to him in part three was Yamaguchi a.k.a. " violent nurse "  and she was pretty abusive, submitting Yamada's cock to electro shocks and trying to break his dick before riding him like a wild breeding stallion during the insemination season for all he's worth.


Compared to that sadistic ballbreaker the nurse Yamada gets assigned in part four Hiramatsu a.k.a. " demotivational nurse " is really a welcome change of pace even if she seems very disinterested in our guy at first.

Don't get me wrong, she does the treatments all right but she is always very bored and she's constantly doing something else at the same time.

But our main guy's big breaks when she starts to doze off - after another treatment during which she was listening to music, reading messages on her phone and eating ( she is a bit messy so the entire bed is covered with food and drinks ) - and she not only lets him take off a part of her uniform releasing her huge melons ( which is one reason why Yaya Han would be perfect for this role with her giant - sized porn implants ) but also massage his rock hard schlong with those perfect sweater puppies until he finally gets to shoot a huge load all over her bouncing boobies.

Timid at first our hero carefully takes her from behind doggy style as his erection has not abated and the nurse is still zoned out. Butt once she shifts and spreads her legs like a fillipino hooker he looses his inhibitions and uses her like a blow up sex doll during a sex marathon where he drills every orifice of her body many positions in to his hearts content.

It goes without saying that I would concentrate on this part and as the director I would insist on drilling Yaya Han's pornstar body myself. Of course we would have to shoot the deepthroat scenes a few times until Yaya stops offering any resistance since that is when the real fun starts.

At least that is what I am hoping for but because of the nature of the scenes there is also the alternative of slipping Yaya Han some sex drugs and having my way with her once she is as sleepy as the bigbreasted nurse in the fourth part. This might also work out better in the end.


Coming back to Jessica Nigri, the reason why I thought about casting her as one of the nurses in Sakusei Byoutou is that I recently watched the eight instalment and I think there is a great part for her in it. Granted, all the other nurses are asian so Jessica would stand out but we could make her an exchange nurse who wants to study their special techniques of sperm extraction ( especially deepthroat and titfucking techniques ) or that she is a specialist in draining huge horsecocks ( as Jessica Nigri is in real life so this would be a cinch for her because she would be only playing herself ) who has been requested to help out in this special case.

In the hentai nurse Kiritani a.k.a. " black hearted nurse " is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown because she dicktamed all well endowed guys and then left them as sex zombies and we could leave that as part of her backstory if it even comes up. Anyway, like I said in the fourth part Yamada gets a rare breather and finally gets to slamfuck Hiramatsu to his heart's content but alas things can't last and from that on he gets treated worse and worse in every new part until the recent high point - or low point if you see it from Yamada's point of view - namely part eight in which Kiritani uses him as her personal living dildo after having forced some of the other nubile nurses to get destroyed by his always ready cock ( which at this point is extremely well trained ).

Of course not all of the nurses have to be ordered to milk Yamada's big erection dry as some of those sperm hungry sluts are very anxious to live out all of their most perverted sex fantasies with his constantly hard on and are only too willing to become Kiritani's merciless squirt enforcers.


As for Kiritani not only does she love to dicktame young horsecocks to become well trained sex slave like obedient dogs she also loves using the most potent aphrodisiacs on her patients and tests the newest creation of the hospital's head nurse - an extremely potent and very dangerous one - on Yamada which makes his cock grow to a ridiculous size but also his balls grow as big as tennis balls as they produce so much semen that he ejaculates three times only because Kiritani showed him her boobs.

I think Jessica Nigri would be perfect for this role because nobody does crazy like her so she would be a shoo in for the part and it would be epic to see her impale herself on a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg and pump it dry all night until the last drop without mercy.

Okay, intellectually I know that the chances of Yaya Han shooting a live action hentai are slim - at best - and it might be all just a pipe dream but I think that things are not so bleak for Yaya Han doing a nude scene in an Andy Sidaris like movie . You say that´s crazy ? Maybe not so much.

First off, she already did an interview in PLAYBOY and now that they have come to their senses and include nude pictures again maybe blow up sex doll Yaya wants to do a pictorial while her porn star body is at its peak condition. Her asian persuasion always works and we already know from her Chun Li cosplay poses that she is a pro at spreading her legs.

Second, Yaya Han is definitely going in the direction of movies even if she starts out in smaller roles. She has done longer and more elaborated skits at cosplay events as well as guest starred on tv shows and was one of the main attractions of Heroes of Cosplay so maybe she is ready to take the next step. And third and most important, cosplay queen Yaya Han´s spectacular body was literally made for hardcore fornication.


Which is not a racial stereotype about asian women being genetically engineered to be perfect sex slaves through centuries of prostitution, just stating the fact that she had some extreme asian tit augmentation.

Holy twin torpedoes, Yaya Han is one of the celebrities where looking for fake nude pictures on the internet is just an enormous waste of time since whatever you may find can never be as good as the real thing.


People always say I exaggerate with Yaya Han´s breastsize but according to internet sources she´s a 40D - which to tell the truth does not tell me that much. So she is a 40D but then her cupsize is 44D ? How does this work ? I know that women wear shoes two sizes too small but I would think with breast you would pick a bra that fits, right ? That´s confusing.

Anyway, the consensus seems to be 44D with Yaya Han on most internet pages. Now in centimeters that is 102 which means that keeping in mind she´s only 5 foot 1 ( 155 centimeters, about my height ) most porn stars don´t measure up. I remember there was a girl in PLAYBOY when I was in middle school who was the same height as Yaya Han and she only had a 95 centimeter bust but because of her height she looked like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie. And Yaya got 7 centimeters more of boobs !

Coming back to Daniel Craig in a film superior to No Time To Die we have a James Bond / Star Wars crossover as 007 and Han Solo team up in the old west against alien invaders in the criminally underrated sci fi flick Cowboys & Aliens. Which surprise, surprise is based on a comicbook.


But as I have said before unless it is with superheroes - and superheroes people already know - movies based on comicbooks don't do so well at the box office Men In Black being one of the few exceptions to that rule.


We are staying with cowboys with Last Stage To Salt Flats from The Big Valley or Passion Valley how it was called in Spain which was not only the first major ( pun intended ) role for Lee Majors but also for classy 42C - 25 - 38 boob tube queen Linda Evans who would reach even higher fame with Dynasty - which for some reason was called Denver Clan in Germany - the big rival to Dallas which according to some ( I'm not sure since I never saw many episodes ) tried to beat out the competition with more risky outfits for the female cast members and especially more sex.


I was always more of a Dallas guy since I never got the MILF appeal of Joan Collins but in retrospect Linda Evans was definitely a worthy MILF Of The Decade contender. Coming back to The Big Valley with those two and also Ms. Barbara Stanwyck the show really had a star - studded cast.


Apropos being loaded, originally I had included Loaded Weapon with Emilio Estevez playing the part of Mel Gibson and at first I was bummed that I found it too late to include it in the cult siren / pop culture trivia section of my very first FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL PELLETIER post which is the first part of the time hopping Chain Lightning saga since with Repo Man and Men At Work this would have been an Emilio Estevez hattrick.


But now I think it was fitting to include it here because we also have one of my biggest tv crushes, blonde Power Girl Markie Post in this post and Loaded Weapon features Richard Moll who played Bull on Night Court.


Freejack barely missed the top 10 action movies list of 1992 but Renee Russo took the top position with Lethal Weapon 3 at the number one.


With all the stuff about Fabiana Udenio, James Bond, super spies and nymphomanic nurses I almost forgot to put in some music for my spanish speaking audience. My first instinct was to go with somebody new where I would not have to include another tag to the post - since I can't fit all the necessary tags for everything I have included in this post as it is - but at the end of the day I decided to go with somebody who provided a big part of the soundtrack of my misspent youth : Gloria Estefan. The last time I included a video by her ( at least the last time that I could find ) was in 2016 and for my taste that is far to long for one of the incredible voices that brought latin music more into the mainstream in the 1980s.


Closing things out we have another episode of Un, Dos, Tres and people have asked me how long I am going to post these and my answer is as long as I have some that I have not posted yet. I will include these when I can - which means when I haven't already included an episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele - and for the most part I try to pick one that fits the overarching topic of the post but in this case I chose it because I found a new channel with a lot of episodes and this is an episode with a higher quality than normal. The theme of the episode is the historic age of the renaissance - which is french for rebirth - and you can say that it kind of fits Today's post because Carmine Infantino co - created the Barry Allen Earth 1 Flash in the Silver Age which was kind of a rebirth for DC Comics.


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